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  • 6/3/2025
funny moments in how I met your mother
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00:00Barney, the surprises are in a hand and they have to stop.
00:03Deal?
00:03But...
00:04Deal?
00:04But...
00:05Deal!
00:05But...
00:06Barney...
00:07Fine.
00:08You know what tie goes with that suit?
00:10The tie at the top of a hefty bag.
00:12A suit like that only needs one button.
00:14Self-destruct.
00:15Hey, I bought him that suit.
00:17Where?
00:17Barf's Brothers?
00:19Men's Outhouse?
00:21Georgio Arms Are Not The Same Lengthy?
00:24That suit is a slap in the face to all suits everywhere.
00:27Check out the illustration.
00:30No, no, that's it.
00:31Mm-hmm.
00:31Oh.
00:33It appears to be some sort of Asian hooker.
00:36Yes.
00:37Because on Not a Father's Day, you get a tie you'd actually wear.
00:41Wordplay 5!
00:43And then I banged her.
00:45In the forest.
00:46In the Gongjing Forest, yes.
00:48Actually, right near the slapping tree.
00:51Which may or may not have come into play.
00:54Oh my god, you had a treeway?
00:57Nothing sexier than a man in a fine cravat.
01:00Except for a woman who appreciates a fine cravat.
01:06How about we just call it a tie?
01:07You see, a cravat is a kind of tie.
01:15I get it.
01:16Jenkins.
01:17Aw, I can't wait to meet him.
01:20I should have corrected her.
01:21It would have been so easy.
01:23But I didn't.
01:24So, after that, whenever I talked about Jenkins, I always avoided pronouns.
01:30So the head of marketing comes in to choose people for the Midwest audit.
01:33So he goes, him, him, her, him, him, Jenkins, him, her.
01:41Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a turkey key to base.
01:44I'm coming with you.
01:44No, I base Stallone.
01:47Oh, I'm sure you're a master baster, Ted.
01:49Wordplay.
01:50Loving it.
01:50She's going to be your daughter in 33 hours.
01:53Daughter-in-law.
01:54Making it illegal for you not to treat her like a daughter.
01:58In-lawyard.
01:58I can't find my password.
02:01Okay, just can't you let them know that you lost it and they'll email it to you or something?
02:04No, they won't let me do that.
02:06I'm going to have to wait until the results come in the regular mail.
02:08That could be weeks from now, if ever.
02:10Our mail carrier hates me ever since I asked her when the baby was due.
02:13She wasn't pregnant?
02:15No, he was not.
02:17Robin just needs to see this new side of you.
02:20So just call her up?
02:21Just call her up?
02:24That's right.
02:25She wasn't there.
02:31I left a voicemail.
02:33You left a voice, but it wasn't mail.
02:36We should buy a bar.
02:37Of course we should buy a bar.
02:40We should totally buy a bar.
02:41We should totally buy a bar.
02:43Our bar would be awesome.
02:44And dude.
02:45Dude.
02:46Dude.
02:48Dude.
02:48Dude.
02:49The name of our bar.
02:52Puzzles.
02:53People would be like, why is it called Puzzles?
02:57That's the puzzle.
02:59Oh, look at my little cousins in their flower girl dresses.
03:02Oh, they look so cute next to their ring bearer.
03:05Yeah.
03:07Wait, you said ring bearer, right?
03:10Ring bear.
03:11Ring bearer.
03:13Ring bear.
03:14How'd school go today, Ted?
03:16Something bad happened.
03:18First class of the new semester.
03:20Daniel Burnham was an architect whose ever-shifting style and aesthetic made him a true architectural
03:26chameleon.
03:27And only the most gifted chameleon could have designed classic Beaux-Arts masterpieces right
03:33alongside sleek modern flat irons.
03:36His name might as well have been Daniel Chameleon.
03:40Um, professor, uh, do you mean chameleon?
03:47Betty, I'm pretty sure it's pronounced chameleon, so.
03:55Class dismissed.
03:57No homework for a while.
03:59Okay, I've learned that word by reading it.
04:02That's how I've always pronounced it.
04:03Ted, that wasn't easy.
04:05It took a lot of character to admit that.
04:07Okay, sure, Boston.
04:08You want to tussle?
04:09I'll tussle.
04:10You want to tussle?
04:10Let's tussle.
04:11Marine biologist.
04:12Please, no.
04:13You did not move to the greatest city on earth to become a coin-flipping bimbo.
04:18So, here's how it's gonna work.
04:19Heads, you take the job at World Wide News.
04:22Tails, you take the job at World Wide News.
04:25Hey!
04:26Looks like somebody got a new gig!
04:29Well, I'll call him tomorrow.
04:30I'll call him right now.
04:32Hi.
04:33Hello?
04:34It's me.
04:34I'm at the bar.
04:35Don't look.
04:35Just call me Mom.
04:37Oh, hi, Mom.
04:37How's Dad's?
04:39Colon.
04:40What?
04:40What's the matter with you?
04:43A new car!
04:44Ted, this is New York City.
04:46You're never gonna drive it.
04:47This is a really, really stupid purchase, and I'm sorry, but none of us can support it.
04:53Shotgun for eternity!
04:54You can't call shotgun for eternity.
04:56I just called it.
04:57You can't just call things, Barney.
04:58I call that I can call things.
05:00enhancedлы, too, and you have a glass of planets crazy.
05:03I want you to add the spacecraft.
05:03Okay, sure.
05:04I need you to know and let me know, so all I know will...
05:06...we'll bring you through the stuff in the next-مة, but I don't know.
05:21But go on.
05:21Hot cuid estimate.
05:22It's amazing!
05:22Okay, please.
05:23How did it sound?
05:24It's amazing, and it'll show you when it comes.
05:25It's amazing.
05:26It's wonderful!

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