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I Found the FUNNIEST 5 minutes in How I Met Your Mother
Your Everything Guy
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6/3/2025
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00:00
Barney, the surprises are in a hand and they have to stop.
00:03
Deal?
00:03
But...
00:04
Deal?
00:04
But...
00:05
Deal!
00:05
But...
00:06
Barney...
00:07
Fine.
00:08
You know what tie goes with that suit?
00:10
The tie at the top of a hefty bag.
00:12
A suit like that only needs one button.
00:14
Self-destruct.
00:15
Hey, I bought him that suit.
00:17
Where?
00:17
Barf's Brothers?
00:19
Men's Outhouse?
00:21
Georgio Arms Are Not The Same Lengthy?
00:24
That suit is a slap in the face to all suits everywhere.
00:27
Check out the illustration.
00:30
No, no, that's it.
00:31
Mm-hmm.
00:31
Oh.
00:33
It appears to be some sort of Asian hooker.
00:36
Yes.
00:37
Because on Not a Father's Day, you get a tie you'd actually wear.
00:41
Wordplay 5!
00:43
And then I banged her.
00:45
In the forest.
00:46
In the Gongjing Forest, yes.
00:48
Actually, right near the slapping tree.
00:51
Which may or may not have come into play.
00:54
Oh my god, you had a treeway?
00:57
Nothing sexier than a man in a fine cravat.
01:00
Except for a woman who appreciates a fine cravat.
01:06
How about we just call it a tie?
01:07
You see, a cravat is a kind of tie.
01:15
I get it.
01:16
Jenkins.
01:17
Aw, I can't wait to meet him.
01:20
I should have corrected her.
01:21
It would have been so easy.
01:23
But I didn't.
01:24
So, after that, whenever I talked about Jenkins, I always avoided pronouns.
01:30
So the head of marketing comes in to choose people for the Midwest audit.
01:33
So he goes, him, him, her, him, him, Jenkins, him, her.
01:41
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a turkey key to base.
01:44
I'm coming with you.
01:44
No, I base Stallone.
01:47
Oh, I'm sure you're a master baster, Ted.
01:49
Wordplay.
01:50
Loving it.
01:50
She's going to be your daughter in 33 hours.
01:53
Daughter-in-law.
01:54
Making it illegal for you not to treat her like a daughter.
01:58
In-lawyard.
01:58
I can't find my password.
02:01
Okay, just can't you let them know that you lost it and they'll email it to you or something?
02:04
No, they won't let me do that.
02:06
I'm going to have to wait until the results come in the regular mail.
02:08
That could be weeks from now, if ever.
02:10
Our mail carrier hates me ever since I asked her when the baby was due.
02:13
She wasn't pregnant?
02:15
No, he was not.
02:17
Robin just needs to see this new side of you.
02:20
So just call her up?
02:21
Just call her up?
02:24
That's right.
02:25
She wasn't there.
02:31
I left a voicemail.
02:33
You left a voice, but it wasn't mail.
02:36
We should buy a bar.
02:37
Of course we should buy a bar.
02:40
We should totally buy a bar.
02:41
We should totally buy a bar.
02:43
Our bar would be awesome.
02:44
And dude.
02:45
Dude.
02:46
Dude.
02:48
Dude.
02:48
Dude.
02:49
The name of our bar.
02:52
Puzzles.
02:53
People would be like, why is it called Puzzles?
02:57
That's the puzzle.
02:59
Oh, look at my little cousins in their flower girl dresses.
03:02
Oh, they look so cute next to their ring bearer.
03:05
Yeah.
03:07
Wait, you said ring bearer, right?
03:10
Ring bear.
03:11
Ring bearer.
03:13
Ring bear.
03:14
How'd school go today, Ted?
03:16
Something bad happened.
03:18
First class of the new semester.
03:20
Daniel Burnham was an architect whose ever-shifting style and aesthetic made him a true architectural
03:26
chameleon.
03:27
And only the most gifted chameleon could have designed classic Beaux-Arts masterpieces right
03:33
alongside sleek modern flat irons.
03:36
His name might as well have been Daniel Chameleon.
03:40
Um, professor, uh, do you mean chameleon?
03:47
Betty, I'm pretty sure it's pronounced chameleon, so.
03:55
Class dismissed.
03:57
No homework for a while.
03:59
Okay, I've learned that word by reading it.
04:02
That's how I've always pronounced it.
04:03
Ted, that wasn't easy.
04:05
It took a lot of character to admit that.
04:07
Okay, sure, Boston.
04:08
You want to tussle?
04:09
I'll tussle.
04:10
You want to tussle?
04:10
Let's tussle.
04:11
Marine biologist.
04:12
Please, no.
04:13
You did not move to the greatest city on earth to become a coin-flipping bimbo.
04:18
So, here's how it's gonna work.
04:19
Heads, you take the job at World Wide News.
04:22
Tails, you take the job at World Wide News.
04:25
Hey!
04:26
Looks like somebody got a new gig!
04:29
Well, I'll call him tomorrow.
04:30
I'll call him right now.
04:32
Hi.
04:33
Hello?
04:34
It's me.
04:34
I'm at the bar.
04:35
Don't look.
04:35
Just call me Mom.
04:37
Oh, hi, Mom.
04:37
How's Dad's?
04:39
Colon.
04:40
What?
04:40
What's the matter with you?
04:43
A new car!
04:44
Ted, this is New York City.
04:46
You're never gonna drive it.
04:47
This is a really, really stupid purchase, and I'm sorry, but none of us can support it.
04:53
Shotgun for eternity!
04:54
You can't call shotgun for eternity.
04:56
I just called it.
04:57
You can't just call things, Barney.
04:58
I call that I can call things.
05:00
enhancedлы, too, and you have a glass of planets crazy.
05:03
I want you to add the spacecraft.
05:03
Okay, sure.
05:04
I need you to know and let me know, so all I know will...
05:06
...we'll bring you through the stuff in the next-مة, but I don't know.
05:21
But go on.
05:21
Hot cuid estimate.
05:22
It's amazing!
05:22
Okay, please.
05:23
How did it sound?
05:24
It's amazing, and it'll show you when it comes.
05:25
It's amazing.
05:26
It's wonderful!
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