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Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers is an American animated adventure comedy television series created by Tad Stones and Alan Zaslove and produced by Walt Disney Television Animation.[1] It featured established Disney characters Chip 'n' Dale in a new setting. After the episode "Catteries Not Included" aired on August 27, 1988, as a preview,[2] the series premiered on The Disney Channel on March 4, 1989.[3] The series continued in syndication in September 1989 with a two-hour special, Rescue Rangers: To the Rescue, later divided into five parts to air as part of the weekday run.[4] On September 18, 1989, the series entered national syndication. It often aired on afternoons along with DuckTales, and beginning on September 10, 1990, as a part of the syndicated programming block The Disney Afternoon. The final episode aired on November 19, 1990.<br /><br />Reruns aired on The Disney Afternoon until 1993.[3] Subsequently, reruns were shown on The Disney Channel starting in 1995, and on Toon Disney upon that channel's launch in 1998 but were removed a decade later. The entire run became available (as one season) as part of Disney+ as of its launch on November 12, 2019, fully remastered in high definition.[5] The series was initially released on Blu-ray on January 25, 2022, via Disney Movie Club, then everywhere else on February 15, 2022.[6]<br /><br />A live-action/animated metafictional follow-up film of the same name was released on Disney+ on May 20, 2022. From May 20, 2022, Disney XD reran the show to promote the film.

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00:00Sometimes, some crimes go slipping through the cracks

00:11But these two dumb shoes are picking up the slack

00:17There's no case too big, no case too small

00:20When you need help just call

00:23Ch-ch-ch-chip and nails

00:25Rescue Rangers

00:26Ch-ch-chip and nails

00:28When they're danger

00:29No, no, it never fails

00:31Once they're involved

00:33Somehow, whatever's wrong gets solved

00:36Ch-ch-chip and nails

00:37Rescue Rangers

00:39Ch-ch-chip and nails

00:41When they're danger

00:42No, no, it never fails

00:44They'll take the move

00:46And find the ways it was

00:48Ch-ch-chip and nails

00:51Rescue Rangers

00:52Ch-ch-chip and nails

00:54When they're danger

00:55Ch-ch-chip and nails

00:59Postcard for the rescue Rangers

01:11That's us!

01:12Look at ya!

01:12We should call these poster cards, not postcards

01:19Hey gang, look it!

01:21Somebody sent us a poster card

01:23Who is it from?

01:24Canina Lafur, listen

01:26Hello my little darlings

01:28I'm filming on location in a foreign country

01:30You must come at once

01:31I'm in extreme danger

01:33Help!

01:35They're trying to kill me!

01:36Signed, Canina Lafur, star of stage screen and an occasional dog food commercial

01:40Poor Canina, we've got to go help her

01:43Hold on, pallies

01:45The last time Canina said she was in danger

01:48She lost her tap shoes

01:50But Monty, that turned out to be a big case

01:53Alright, but this better not be a wild poodle chase

01:57The border crossing should be dead ahead

02:06Welcome to taxidermia, buckos!

02:10Hey, listen, I don't hear any more birds

02:12And you won't be hearing any either

02:15Animals don't make noise in this country

02:17They're too afraid

02:18Afraid of what?

02:19Hunters!

02:20They have legal hunting here all year round

02:22So do most places

02:24Yeah, but here the prey changes by the hour

02:27Round here Groundhog Day takes on new meaning

02:30Guess what season it is now

02:35Come back here, you runaway soup mix

02:38Well, what do you know?

02:42It's Wild Bill Hiccup, the best hunter in the world

02:45Is it much farther to Canina's studio?

02:47Just a kangaroo skipping a jump up this river

02:54I've got a bone to pick with you

03:01About the bones you pick for me

03:03If I'm truly man's best friend

03:06Then feed me food that's quality

03:09And I say wow to the chow that's in bow-wow chow

03:14I say yay, hip hooray

03:17When it's in my tray

03:18I say yay, hip hooray

03:21Oh my gosh

03:23Canina's about to kick in

03:24Grab hold, Canina

03:28Oh, oh, champ

03:32Dale, thank goodness you're here

03:34The set almost sat on me

03:36You weren't kidding when you said they were trying to kill you

03:39Who would do such a thing?

03:42Only one mutt could be so cruel

03:44Canina

03:46Canina, Canina darling

03:48It was awful, horrible darling

03:51Are you alright?

03:52Are you goulash?

03:53You should sue

03:54Oh, I know they shouldn't have let a star like you

03:57Do such a dangerous scene

03:59It should have been me out there

04:02You'd like that, wouldn't you?

04:06Oh, excuse me

04:07These are my friends, the rescue rangers

04:09They saved my life

04:11Oh, thank you darling, thank you

04:15I just don't know what I'd do

04:17If anything ever happened to Miss Lafer

04:19Ja-ja, on the set

04:21Here, girl

04:22Well, time for another take

04:26Bye-bye, darlings

04:28Who's that sweet pooch?

04:30Come into my dressing trailer

04:32And I'll tell you

04:33She's Ja-ja Labrador

04:35My stand-in

04:36She's the one trying to kill me

04:38Come on now

04:40Seems like a sweet enough pooch to me

04:42That fallen set was just an accident

04:44Listen here, housey-mousey

04:47That was no accident

04:48And neither were the other incidents

04:50What accident, incidents?

04:54Strange things started happening

04:55The first day of rehearsals

04:57Excuse me, Miss Lafer

05:02I'm your new stand-in

05:05I just wanted to stop by and tell you

05:07I've admired you

05:09Since I was the runt of my litter

05:11Why, thank you

05:12I've been a fan for years and years

05:16How sweet

05:16And years and years

05:18Oh, you're too kind

05:19And years

05:20Okay, I get the point

05:22Someday, I hope to be as good an actress as you

05:25I'm going to work like a dog

05:27To learn all your brilliant techniques

05:30Well, you can try

05:32But what I have only comes around once in a lifetime

05:36I put on my best diamond flea collar

05:39And started for the set

05:41Where I was doing an occasional dog food commercial

05:45Let me out

05:49I'm trapped

05:50It was just like a movie I did years ago

05:54Called

05:55Whatever happened to baby Great Dane

05:58I played this dog in a wheelchair

06:00Blanche Husky

06:01Whose evil sister kept her trapped upstairs

06:04And

06:04Okay, we get the point

06:06Just tell us how you got out of your dressing trailer

06:08Well, Mortimer

06:10The point of the story isn't how I got out

06:12It's who locked me in

06:13It had to be Zsa Zsa

06:15She was the last one to leave

06:17Good thing you're an actress

06:19Because you can never sell that flimsy story to Hollywood

06:22I don't know, Marty

06:23What else happened, Kanina?

06:25Well, a few days later

06:27I was doing another of those occasional dog food commercials

06:30When?

06:31Okay, Kanina girl

06:32I want you to dance up the stairs

06:34Then leap atop the Bow Wow Chow dog food can

06:37Got it?

06:38Good girl

06:41Ready?

06:46And

06:47Action

06:48Well, I was doing a mean flat paw chain

06:55When suddenly someone short-circuited my act

06:59Kanina, are you alright girl?

07:14Oh darling, what has happened?

07:19This is tragic, awful, terrible, horrible

07:22You should sue

07:23But, in the meantime

07:25I'll have to stand in for you, darling

07:27I'm afraid you're right, Zsa Zsa

07:30We'll have to let you fill in while Kanina recovers

07:33Now, now, now, now, Kanina

07:37You just relax

07:38Ben!

07:39Well, I find it suspicious that my stand-in was so eager to stand in

07:53You must help me

07:55She's out to get rid of me, I know it

07:58No, I'm out to get you

08:00For dragging me halfway around the world for no good reason

08:03It was probably just bad wiring on the set

08:06Now, wait, Monterey

08:07If Zsa Zsa is up to something, we'd better find out

08:11So long, dearie

08:30It's Zsa Zsa again

08:33Hey, come back with that dressing trailer

08:38Kanina Lafur's being dog-napped

08:41I've never done a chasing

08:45Quick, where's my stand-in?

08:48Wait, it's my stand-in who did me in

08:50I'll have us losing two shakes of a sheep-shake

08:56Up, ladies, up!

09:03Let me hear you

09:04Oh, no, Kanina

09:13She's made the big fade out

09:16Kanina, you're all right

09:20I thought we'd lost you

09:22You have, darling

09:23For good

09:25Well, Montague

09:36Now, do you believe she's after me?

09:40Monterey

09:41Monterey

09:42We'd better get back to the studio

09:44Who knows what that conniving cur is up to?

09:47Here, kitty-kitty

09:54Looks like it's cat-hunting season

09:56I'm starting to like this country

09:58What say we join the hunt?

10:00After we save my career

10:02Oh, dear

10:08My dogs are killing me

10:10All my years as a hoofer

10:12Never prepared me for such a long walk

10:15Look at this

10:16Everyone's gone

10:17Oh, no

10:19The crew must have finished the commercial and left

10:22Let's get to the airport

10:23Maybe they're still there

10:25Oh, no, that's it

10:32The private studio airplane

10:34They are leaving without me

10:36I, Kanina LaFer, thank the Academy and all the little poochies

10:45You helped me win this Lassie Award for Best Dog Food Commercial of the Year

10:51Yes, that's what I'll save

10:53And I get what should be mine

10:55Hold it, Mutt

10:57Nobody's accepting my award but me

11:00I don't know what you're talking about

11:03I'm Kanina LaFer

11:05I got to the top by stepping on bigger little mutts than you

11:10Ladies, please, break it up

11:16All right, if you won't break it up

11:18At least let me join the fun

11:20Out of my way, rat

11:38Where are you going?

11:40To catch the next plane

11:41This is taxidermia, love

11:45That was the next plane

11:46Crikey, what was that?

11:50An aggressive autograph hound

11:52Running

11:53Hot diggity, there's a pretty little pooch now

11:59I love this country

12:01Fans are fanatic these days

12:07He's no fan, Missy

12:09Look there, it's dog hunting season

12:12Aw, poor poochies

12:14Lucky for me, I'm a star

12:16Tell that to burp and bullets, Bill

12:19Come on, let's get out of here

12:21If I recall, mouse hunting season's next

12:24Yee-haw!

12:26A chase

12:27Quick, in here

12:32This rickety old thing?

12:34Surely you guessed

12:35Maybe you'd like me to book you

12:37On a luxury liner

12:38Oh, would you, dear?

12:41Well, don't just stand there

12:43Cast off

12:44Nicky, does this river lead out of taxidermia?

12:50Yes

12:51And for the last time

12:52My name's Monterey Jack

12:54My friends call me Monny

12:56You can call me Nick

12:58I don't care who you are

13:00Just get me out of this wretched place

13:03It's Kanina LaFur

13:13Tell us, Miss LaFur

13:19Are you nervous about tonight's Lassie Award

13:22For Best Dog Food Commercial?

13:25She's very excited

13:27Now, if you'll excuse her

13:28Kanina must get home

13:29And get groomed

13:30For the ceremony

13:31Oh, rodents

13:41What a dirty, rotten trick

13:43That Zsa Zsa pulled

13:44Locking us in here

13:46We've got to stop her

13:47From getting Kanina's award

13:48Hurry before she gets away

13:50Pistachio!

13:52Why are you slowing down?

13:58Now that we lost a while, Bill

14:00It's time for a cheese break

14:03I'll break your chubby neck

14:04If you don't get me out of here

14:06Now

14:07We're not going anywhere, girly

14:10We'll hide out

14:11Till dog hunting season's over

14:13What?

14:14But the Lassie Awards are tonight

14:16Which would you rather have?

14:19A Lousy Award

14:20Or your head mounted on

14:21Wild Bill's drawing room wall?

14:23My Lousy Award

14:25I haven't been doing these

14:29Occasional dog food commercials

14:31Time and time again

14:33For nothing

14:34I'm going for the gold

14:36Oh dear, which way to go?

14:42Where's my agent

14:43To help with decisions

14:44At times like this?

14:45Let me get up here

14:46What are you doing?

14:52Why did you turn right?

14:54I always exit stage right

14:56It shows my best side

14:57But we're going down

14:59The wrong river

15:00What?

15:01You mean this won't take me home?

15:03Oh, it'll get you home all right

15:05At 26 pieces

15:07This is the amazing river

15:08No one's ever survived it

15:10Uh-oh

15:12Your fed club

15:13Found us again

15:14Yeee

15:15Oh, I'm a gonna pistol

15:17Pop a pooch

15:18Or my name isn't

15:19Wild Bill

15:21There's no tenant back now

15:25But you've got to do

15:29That my career is at stake

15:31Where'd the happy hunter go?

15:40I don't know

15:42I don't know

15:42I don't hear anything

15:43But the river

15:44Are you sure that's the river?

15:47I remember that sound

15:49From a movie I once did

15:50It was one fell over the cuckoo's

15:52D'oh!

15:53D'oh!

15:54D'oh!

15:55D'oh!

15:56Crikey, Humpty Dumpty never took such a fall, are you okay?

16:13I'm fine, I've never done my own stunt before, in fact I think the stunt mods of America are vastly overpaid.

16:23Hey, well I'm in better shape than this boat is though, you're gonna have to work fast to fix it.

16:34Kent, she's a goner!

16:36Then would you mind hailing me a cow?

16:38This isn't Tinseltown, Missy!

16:41I guess this means I won't get back in time for my Lassie Award.

16:47Guess not!

16:48I'll never know the thrill of receiving the highest award given to man's best friend.

16:55I'd like to help, really, but I can't!

16:59I only hope my fans aren't as disappointed as I am.

17:07Alright, I'll see what I can do!

17:09Fine, I'll be over here primping, call me when it's ready.

17:12Yabba!

17:15Well, I'm no gadget, but this is the best I can do.

17:18We can leave as soon as you're finished primping.

17:20Don't worry about me, I can primp while you drive.

17:23Well, not this time. The motor's shot! We'll have to paddle our way back home.

17:27Me? Raw boat? My dear sir, you forget that I'm a star.

17:34How much more do I have to suffer for my hours?

17:40How much further to the border, Merton?

17:43Should be right around the next bend.

17:45Hallelujah, Hollywood! I'd better practice my acceptance speech.

17:52What are we gonna do, Mandango?

17:55Don't ask me!

17:57Faster, Merton, faster! There's the border crossing!

18:01I don't think we can outrun him!

18:03Wait, I do have an idea!

18:06Something I did once in the movie, Thoroughly Modern Calling!

18:10Hasn't your career gotten us in enough trouble already?

18:14Oh, pipe down and get my Oscar ready!

18:18Ah, he got me!

18:24The pain, the suffering, the bad acting!

18:29Everyone's a critic.

18:32Well, slap my chaps! Got me a puny one!

18:35Yip! Ruh!

18:36Oozah!

18:42You saved us, Kanina!

18:44Move it, Maxwell!

18:46You know, for a showbiz mutt, you're a pretty smart cookie!

18:50Why, thank you!

18:52In fact, seeing what you just did reminded me!

18:57I saw that movie you were in!

18:59You were good!

19:01Does this mean you were my fan?

19:03Oh, I suppose it means I've been a fan of yours for years and years!

19:08How kind!

19:09And years and years!

19:12Yes, how sweet!

19:13And years!

19:14Why don't we stop while we still like each other?

19:17T-Roy!

19:18Let's go get your lassie award, love!

19:22Wilders!

19:23Kanina's got quite a place!

19:25I wouldn't mind being sent to the doghouse if it looked like this!

19:28Yeah!

19:29We can get in there!

19:33What absolutely gorgeous colors!

19:36How will I decide?

19:37Maybe this one from Poochiguchi!

19:40There's Zaza's wig!

19:42If we take it, Zaza won't be able to look like Kanina!

19:46Or this one from Barker and Barker of Beverly Hills!

19:51Hey!

19:52Come back here!

19:53Um, here!

19:54Run, Gadget!

19:55Run!

19:56Stop!

19:57How dare you steal what I stole first!

20:00You miserable rodents!

20:02Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and man's best friends

20:05to the 7th Annual Lassie Awards

20:08For best performance by a dog on stage, screen,

20:11or occasional dog food commercial,

20:13the winner is...

20:15Kanina LaFer!

20:19We're too late!

20:20If only we could have gotten out of that box sooner!

20:22Oh, thank you!

20:24First I stole your hearts, now this!

20:30Hold it, Ham Dog!

20:34Two Kaninas!

20:36That's my lassie, you backstabbing Barker!

20:40I thought you'd be mounted on a mantle by now!

20:43No, it's not!

20:44Give it to me!

20:45You couldn't act your way out of the dog pound!

20:47What?

20:48I haven't been treated so badly since I was battered by that gorgeous Beverly Hills dog catcher!

20:55I would like to thank all of my friends who followed me for years and years and years and years...

21:08Wait a minute, what am I saying?

21:11I thought I told these dogs to keep their acceptance marks down to 30 seconds!

21:16But I'd especially like to thank someone very dear to me!

21:20If it weren't for him, I wouldn't be here now!

21:24My wonderful little mouse friend, Montgomery Jack!

21:28Oh!

21:29That's Mona Ray!

21:30Mona Ray!

21:31Can't she ever learn her lines?

21:34CARE &

21:40JON&

21:42drums

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