Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers S2E30 – Love, Lies & Laughs! | A Splintered Romance Adventure! - video Dailymotion

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Romance, rivalry, and rodent-sized chaos in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers S2E30 – “Love Is a Many Splintered Thing”! When a mysterious new admirer enters the scene, things get complicated for the Rescue Rangers—especially when jealousy and miscommunication threaten to split the team! With emotions running high and a sneaky villain lurking in the shadows, can the Rangers solve the case and fix their friendships?  A hilarious and heartfelt episode full of love, laughs, and lessons!  Tap like, drop a comment, and follow for more classic cartoon fun with Chip, Dale, and the gang!  #RescueRangers #ChipNDale #LoveIsAManySplinteredThing #CartoonRomance #ClassicCartoons #90sCartoons #ChipNDaleRescueRangers #FullEpisode #AnimatedAdventure

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00:00Sometimes, some crimes go slippin' through the cracks

00:11But these two dumb shoes are pickin' up the slack

00:17There's no case too big, no case too small

00:20When you need help, just call

00:23Ch-ch-ch-chip and Dale's Rescue Ranger

00:26Ch-ch-chip and Dale's

00:28When there's danger, no, no, it never fails

00:31Once they're involved, somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

00:36Ch-ch-chip and Dale's Rescue Ranger

00:39Ch-ch-ch-chip and Dale's

00:41When there's danger, no, no, it never fails

00:44They'll take the move and find the whales and wives and who

00:49Ch-ch-chip and Dale's Rescue Ranger

00:52Ch-ch-chip and Dale's

00:54When there's danger, ch-ch-chip and Dale's

00:58Hey, yo, we got company

01:21Let's nail these numbskulls!

01:30Right! That'll be enough of that!

01:34Get this blinkin' thing off!

01:39If we don't get past these guys, the boss is gonna get really angry, you know?

01:44Chill out! I gotta feed on him!

01:51Any other blind ideas?

01:53I'm thinking! I'm reading!

01:56Okay, muscles! Squash him!

01:59Yo! Absolutely!

02:15No worries, mates! You can depend on Monoride!

02:18One order of pest pan tanks coming right up!

02:33Jeez, muscles! He's even stronger than you!

02:36Whoa! Let's get out of here, you know?

02:38Time to teach these slugs some table manners!

02:48Time to clean up the garbage!

02:50Get out of here!

03:02Get out of here!

03:04Yo, this is gonna hurt!

03:06Yo!

03:07Yo, this is gonna hurt!

03:08Yo!

03:09Monty!

03:10Help!

03:12Yip!

03:13Yow, yow, a clear sweep!

03:15Uh...

03:16We've got a problem!

03:17Monty!

03:18What's happened to him?

03:19I don't know!

03:20A cheese again?

03:22It's not cheese...

03:24It's some kind of...

03:26Perfume?

03:31Look, Monty!

03:33A real treat!

03:34Your favorite, Jack Teeth!

03:37No thanks, mate!

03:39I'm not real hungry!

03:40This was years ago, before I hooked up with the Rangers!

03:46I was touring the cheese regions of Europe, so I stopped in Paris!

03:51Where I heard somebody was using cardboard and shaving cream to make counterfeit cheesecakes!

03:57A crime against cheese lovers everywhere it was!

04:00So I made it my job to stop them!

04:10I was all on me own, until a door opened!

04:19Then, I saw her!

04:21Desiree Delors!

04:23She was young!

04:24She was beautiful!

04:25And, she was in trouble!

04:41It was love at first, Sniff!

04:46Before I knew it, I was in over me head!

04:52Finally, I was able to win a hat!

04:58The big day arrived!

05:00I was going to the chapel!

05:01Happy as can be!

05:04When I was seduced by me first love!

05:06Space!

05:23Hours later, I came too!

05:29But I was too late!

05:33That's the last I saw her!

05:35Still!

05:37Every time I smell that perfume, I fall in love all over again!

05:43I just have to face the facts!

05:46I'll never see her again!

05:48Oh, Marty!

05:49That's not true!

05:50It could happen!

05:52Yeah!

05:53You'll never know when opportunity you'll knock!

05:55See?

05:58Mumsy!

06:00It's for you!

06:02Desiree!

06:03Um, everybody, uh, permit me to introduce Desiree Delors!

06:13Oh!

06:15Mumsy, thank goodness you are all right!

06:18After that horrible fight at the antique store, I thought...

06:22What? How do you know about the antique store?

06:24Well, um, because I was there!

06:28So it was your perfume I smelled!

06:31And why were you there?

06:33Because...

06:35Because I am part of the gang you are fighting!

06:38Desiree!

06:39I am so ashamed!

06:42But when I saw you again, so handsome, so heroic, I realized what a fool I was to go off with...

06:50Errol!

06:51I knew it!

06:52That mug made you become a criminal!

06:55I told him I was quitting the gang!

06:58He threatened me!

07:00He's really rotten!

07:02Yeah, just like her story!

07:04He doesn't believe me!

07:06No one believes me!

07:10I believe you!

07:12See here, Chip! You're upsetting the lady!

07:15Please, give me the chance to prove I am telling the truth!

07:19Errol is planning another robbery!

07:22I will tell you everything I know!

07:24Bonzer idea, Des!

07:26You'll see, Chipper! This'll work out great!

07:30You're staying here?

07:32For the time being!

07:34No offense, love, but you really deserve a nicer place than this!

07:38Well, perhaps we can find a new place, together!

07:42Oh, well...

07:46Au revoir, mon cherie! Pleasant dreams!

07:55He's gone!

07:56Any fun for it?

07:58Like a ton of big cheese!

08:00Yeah, nice going, Desiree!

08:02Ha ha ha ha!

08:05Ha ha ha ha!

08:15You sure this is the place?

08:17Any second, I promise they will come out of that Glock's door!

08:20Well, when, and if they do, we'll drop the net on them!

08:23Ready, Roger Wiggle!

08:25Look!

08:27See? Just like Desiree said!

08:29Fire!

08:30Sheesh! You'd think they'd at least aim a little better. Please don't hurt us!

08:38Yeah, Honest, we give up.

08:44Nah, after all, that's dust-up. They just must've figured we're too hot for them.

08:53Speaking of hot...

08:54Holy moly! Molten tar! We're gonna get swamped!

08:58What?

08:59Desiree! Where's Desiree?!

09:01Forget about her! Now the engine won't start!

09:06Will this help?

09:10Bye!

09:17We're going under!

09:19Zipper, quit!

09:21You can count on me!

09:27Not if I can help it!

09:30You can count on me!

09:40Not if I can help it!

09:46Oh! Help, Monzy!

09:48Monzy!

09:50Desiree!

09:55Are you her, Des?

09:57I am not sure. This branch caught me.

10:01You let him get away!

10:02But Desiree needed me!

10:05Awful convenient that she kept you busy just long enough for those crooks to escape!

10:09This whole thing was a setup!

10:11And she's a phony!

10:13Oh, Monzy!

10:15Now look here, Chip!

10:17I demand an apology!

10:19An apology?

10:20I'm not the one who deserted his duty!

10:22We can't depend on you for anything!

10:24Is that so?

10:26All right!

10:27If that's the way you feel about me, I quit!

10:37Well, you sure handled that right!

10:39Oh, Monzy!

10:55It is like the old days in Paris!

10:59Another French place if you play!

11:01Just you and me!

11:03No worries!

11:04No responsibilities!

11:06No friends!

11:07Well, aren't we cheery?

11:10Can't help it, Des!

11:11They was the best mates I ever had!

11:14Before the rescue rangers, I just bounced from port to port, looking for the next piece of chase!

11:21That is not the Monzy I knew!

11:24My Monterey Jacques put impossible odds to rescue me!

11:28In fact, I would say the rest of rangers need you more than you need them!

11:32But you have to make them see that!

11:34How?

11:35Well, Errol was planning another, how you say, heist?

11:39I gotcha!

11:41If I catch that stooge single-handed, the rangers will welcome me back with open arms!

11:46Des, you're a genius!

11:48But of course!

11:49I don't know, Des, breaking into art museums isn't the way we're usually named crooks!

12:04Trust me, we've got to catch our wissy red hands!

12:07If you say so!

12:10Careful of the fan there, Desiree!

12:13It could slice you to ribbons!

12:15I'll have it fixed in half a sec!

12:16Just count out of old Monty!

12:19How clever! I would have never thought of doing it that way!

12:33Just share in the benefit of more experience, Des!

12:38Get him more experience, Des!

12:39Hmm!

12:40Hmm!

12:41Hmm!

12:42Hmm!

12:43Hmm!

12:44Hmm!

12:45Hmm!

12:46Hmm!

12:47Hmm!

12:48Hmm!

12:49Hmm!

12:50Come on, guys!

12:51Right now!

12:52Where's the old ranger spirit?

12:53You're a detective!

12:54You're a detective!

12:55You figure it out!

12:57Hey!

12:58Monty walked out on us, remember?

12:59He wouldn't have it if you hadn't opened your big mouth!

13:02I just didn't trust that Desiree to lure!

13:05That's his business!

13:06Don't be so nosy!

13:07We should be looking for clues!

13:16What is it, Zipper?

13:17It's dangerous!

13:18No!

13:19It's sawdust!

13:20Golly!

13:21That's where Desiree put her purse down!

13:23And she was staying down by the river!

13:24The river!

13:25Sawdust!

13:26The Lumber Mill!

13:27The Lumber Mill!

13:28Let's get going!

13:31Well, it could have been, Zandruff!

13:40A rosewood chair?

13:41What's a pack of thugs?

13:43What were that?

13:44Were they missing a piece of a door in that set?

13:46Harold is working for a wealthy Canadian beaver with a taste for expensive wood!

13:51They're going to all this trouble just for beaver snacks?

13:55When the price is right, Monty, it is no trouble at all!

13:59Laser beam sensors!

14:00Can you take care of them?

14:01I suppose I can!

14:02It'll take a smidge of calculating though!

14:03The old water rank can use his brain when he needs to!

14:04Oh!

14:05Natural more!

14:06That looks about right!

14:08But Des!

14:09Why'd you want to clear a path to the very thing we're trying to protect?

14:10So it's easier to swipe you, Jake!

14:11No!

14:12No!

14:13No!

14:14No!

14:15No!

14:16No!

14:17No!

14:18No!

14:19No!

14:20No!

14:21No!

14:22No!

14:23No!

14:24No!

14:25No!

14:26No!

14:27No!

14:28No!

14:29No!

14:30No!

14:31No!

14:32No!

14:33No!

14:34No!

14:35No!

14:36What begin ya...

14:37persuipe ya...

14:38Jake...

14:39Run for cover, Desiree!

14:40I'll take care of the riff raff!

14:42They won't know what hit them!

14:46So, Ponzi, seven years' bad luck...

14:49For you!

14:59Hm!

15:00I feel like I'm out of the Mongoose convention in me head!

15:03Could you keep the record down?

15:06Hey, boys, let's be more considerate.

15:09We all got Monzie.

15:14Oh, Monzie, perhaps you would like a pair of humuffs.

15:18Dez, great, you're free.

15:20Untie me while those blokes are busy.

15:22Oh, he wants me to untie him.

15:25Dez, quiet! What do you do?

15:27Not likely.

15:28But we do appreciate your helping us break into the museum.

15:32Yeah, couldn't have done it without you, pal.

15:35You scrawny scalawack, you're the one who let Desiree astray!

15:40Oh, come on, get with the program, palie.

15:44Monzie, I never worked for Errol, he works for me.

15:48You see, when you rescue clowns fed our friend Muscles to the street sweeper, we had no problem.

15:55The gang needed a new strongman to help us finish our client's shopping list.

16:00And I fit the bill.

16:02Mais oui.

16:03Now the chair gets shipped north, while Errol and I will jet south for a tropical vacation.

16:09Whatever you do to me, the other rangers will see that you pay!

16:13The rangers? Oh!

16:15Oh!

16:16You mean, er, eh?

16:17I would ask you to join the gang, Monzie, but you have always had this problem.

16:30You are too, how do you say, honest.

16:34Au revoir, mon chéri.

16:36Oh!

16:37Oh!

16:38It's not boiled.

16:39I'm probably not.

16:41It's not boiled.

16:42That is compartilable.

16:43Well, I can't tell you.

16:44Well, I can't tell you, don't tell you.

16:45Well, you've never heard of me.

16:46Right.

16:47You can't tell you what I'm saying.

16:50Don't make a to-do, mates.

16:57Guess Monterey Jack's gonna get whittled down like a walking stick.

17:04Chip was right.

17:05Desiree was just playing me for a fool.

17:08So Desiree tricked you.

17:10So what?

17:11You're gonna let her get away with it?

17:13You're a rescue ranger.

17:14I'm not a rescue ranger anymore.

17:16You can't depend on me.

17:18Stop kicking. We gotta get this thing swinging.

17:21Come on, Dale. He knows what he's doing.

17:32You crazy dingoes! Get off of there! Jump!

17:36Who's depending on you now, Monterey?

17:38But you would...

17:39Oh, that's enough!

17:48Of course I'm alright. I'm a rescue ranger, aren't I?

18:03You sure are.

18:05But I was a bit of a close shave.

18:09Rescue ranger!

18:10Away!

18:13Bike 3-0-1 for Orlando.

18:15Now boarding at Terminal 9.

18:17Bike 2-12 to Nova Scotia.

18:19We'll begin boarding in five minutes.

18:21Yep. Right on schedule.

18:24In a few hours, we'll be up to our necks in grass skates and coconuts.

18:28We'll...

18:37We won...

18:38Just you, me, and...

18:40Mother, I suck!

18:44No!

18:45That guy should be man's maid.

18:47There they are, Gadget! Give her the gut!

18:50You get away! You have to get up up there, dang it!

18:57Great! I can try on the new ejection seats!

19:01Ejection seats!

19:09Get up here, Errol! You'll miss our plane!

19:12Aw, no need to hurry, Errol!

19:14Yeah, you don't need a plane to fly!

19:18Bon voyage!

19:20Hey, Errol!

19:21There's a race!

19:27Uh-oh!

19:29I hit you guys!

19:34There she goes!

19:40Crikey! We're gonna lose her!

19:42Not if we borrow one of Gadget's tricks!

19:45Too bad you will not be joining me, Errol.

19:48On the other hand, we're becoming a bit of a ball.

19:52Ready? Hold it! Fire!

19:55I'm sure I can find another man soon enough!

20:04You didn't get enough of me, eh, Monty?

20:08I'm not letting you get away with this!

20:11Oh, there you go again, with that honesty!

20:21Hang it all! She's getting away!

20:23If you are ever in Tahiti, Monty, look me up!

20:26Until then, we'll always have berries!

20:29Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

20:31Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

20:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

20:33Wait a minute!

20:34This is the shipping label to that Canadian beaver!

20:37Hey!

20:38Hey!

20:41No big, honey!

20:43We can still stop her!

20:45Don't bother!

20:47That empty chair won't be going anywhere without a shipping label!

20:51And right now, seem to see into it that Desiree gets a one-way trip to the frozen north!

20:56So when her beaver box finds her in the box, instead of his chair, she'll be in for one very cold reception.

21:06Roger Tower, this is Rosa Thunder Airlines, Flight 212A, clear for take-off.

21:14Case closed and back to normal. From now on, I'm not going to let anyone or anything turn my head around.

21:21What's with him?

21:27The next flight out must be serving macaroni and...

Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers S2E30 – Love, Lies & Laughs! | A Splintered Romance Adventure!

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