In Two Gophers from Texas, the polite but mischievous Goofy Gophers find themselves in the Wild West—and face off against a dim-witted, overconfident dog who wants them off his turf! With impeccable manners and insane tricks, the gophers outwit their canine foe in a whirlwind of underground gags, explosive surprises, and twisty tunnel chases.
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It’s classic Looney Tunes genius: fast, funny, and full of absurdity that’ll have you laughing from start to finish!
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00:00EGAD! What a book! It intrigues me!
00:10Poochie Biscuit!
00:12I crave the tangy zest of wild game,
00:16For within me beats the heart of a big game hunter!
00:20I hear the call of the wild! With this book to guide me,
00:24I shall roam the woodland in search of me own sustenance!
00:28Food in the raw!
00:32Deceptive attack!
00:36I must know every tree in the forest!
00:40That's one of them now!
00:42Look at these berries! Aren't they luscious?
00:44Oh, they're lovely, lovely! Just a thing for a berry pie, yes!
00:46Would you like one?
00:48Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! Not yet, not yet! Too green! Just too green!
00:52Make you well, you know!
00:54Hud's bodykins! Two ferocious gophers! Me first conquest!
01:00Muah!
01:02After you!
01:08No, please! After you!
01:10No, no, no, no, no, no! I insist! Age before beauty, you know!
01:16No, don't be a sell! Go ahead!
01:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Let's be sensible! You first, please!
01:22I have it! Let's go together! Shall we?
01:26Surely!
01:28Now, where was that chapter?
01:42Ah, yes! Here it is!
01:44Four ways to get a gopher! Number one!
01:48The canny hunter will remember that gophers possess an enormous curiosity concerning strange or unfamiliar objects!
02:02Christmas? Why, that's months and months yet!
02:04We really should wait, you know!
02:06Oh, come on! Let's open it!
02:07Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
02:09There may be something in it for you!
02:11Do you think so? Really? Really?
02:13Perhaps!
02:14Uh, shall we?
02:15Uh, surely!
02:18Well, look what we have here!
02:20Aren't they beautiful?
02:22Fascinating! Fascinating!
02:26Where could they have come from?
02:27Fox Fifth Avenue, perhaps!
02:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! More like Tiffany's!
02:32Could be imported, you know!
02:33Shall we take them home?
02:34Yes, let's do!
02:39Number two!
02:40Gophers are quite fond of fresh vegetables, which can therefore be used as bait to trap them!
02:58Lovely, aren't they? Lovely! Lovely!
03:00Yes, beautiful! Beautiful, simply beautiful!
03:03Mwahahahaha!
03:05Oh, my. Oh, my. Look, a turn it. A turn it. Priceless. Priceless.
03:35Oh, my. Seems to be stuck. May I help? If you would. Delighted. Oh, here's the trouble. It's tied to a string. Shall we break it? Do you think we ought? Why not? True, true. Let's...
04:00Oh, no.
04:04Number three, the gopher is a sentimental little creature
04:08whose feelings may be played upon to your advantage.
04:26Oh, there, there, there, there.
04:27A homeless wife, how sad.
04:30We should do something for him.
04:31Yes, yes, you're right.
04:35He cries a great deal, doesn't he?
04:37Well, there are two things that make a baby cry.
04:39One is when he's hungry.
04:40And this one doesn't look hungry.
04:42Do you suppose...
04:43It might be, it might be.
04:48Oh, we must take care of little Snooki.
04:50Let's do something nice for him.
04:52Does little baby want nice cofers to take him for a long, long life?
04:56How do you think we should?
04:59Let's!
05:10Obviously, they did not reckon on me, great dinner strength.
05:14Number four, if all else fails, and it has,
05:25you must utilize the gopher's love of music.
05:28Music.
05:29Egad.
05:30What a book.
05:31Bye.
05:33Goodbye.
05:35Thanks for listening.
05:39Bye.
05:40Bye.
05:45Bye.
05:50Bye.
05:58Bye.
05:59Bye.
06:00Trapped like a rap in a trap!
06:14Egad! What a book!