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00:00Mum, he's just outside. I'll switch your little box on, in case you need me.

00:06All I want to do is to go to Miami with Rodney for seven days.

00:10I mean, he's got a ticket going big in.

00:13I mean, Raquel has been to America, hasn't she? What about me?

00:16I've been nowhere. Better dormant bogged up as me.

00:21No, she'll be all right. Raquel will be OK, you see.

00:25Yeah, I'll work her. Everything will be gusty.

00:30I wouldn't be surprised if she puts a block on you.

00:33Leave it out, uncle. I'm the governor in this house.

00:36I should just tell her. I should just say,

00:38I'm going to go to Miami with my brother, like it or lump me.

00:41That's what I should say. I should say, pick the bones out of that, darling.

00:45Are you all right, sweetheart? Yeah, sit down.

00:48Del's got something to tell you, love. Oh, yeah? What's that?

00:53That programme you want to watch on the television, the film, is just about to start.

00:57Come on, sit down on your chaise lounge.

00:59But dinner's in the oven. Don't worry about that. I like it all baked up.

01:03There we go. Can I get you a drink? No, thanks.

01:06Oh, all right, then. There you go. Are you nice and comfy now?

01:09There you are, darling. Yes, cushty.

01:15Come here, then. Come to your lover. That's it.

01:19That's it.

01:28Oh, it's a shame, innit?

01:37Yes, it's a crying bloody shame.

01:41What is? Poor little Rodney.

01:44You mean those tickets to Miami, son? Yes, that's right.

01:47Yeah, cos Cassandra, she can't go with him now, so he won't be able to go.

01:52Couldn't Rodney go on his own? No, definitely not.

01:54I went to America, Mike. Yeah, I know that.

01:56You've got a bit of savvy, haven't you?

01:58You couldn't have Rodney Trotter and Dan Quayle on the same continent.

02:02No, you need someone to look after him.

02:05Yeah, trouble is, that's it, innit? But what can you do, you know?

02:09Hmm. Hmm.

02:13Poor little Rodney.

02:16Hey, I've got an idea. What's that, hunk?

02:18Why don't he take someone with him?

02:21That's a good idea.

02:23I suppose you'd agree, innit? Yeah, well, so am I.

02:26Yeah, cus trouble is, um... Who?

02:30What about Mickey Pierce?

02:34That's a... That's a great idea. It's a brilliant idea.

02:37The trouble is, the tickets, you see, they're made out in the name of Trotter

02:41and they're not transferable.

02:43You mean he's got to go with someone named Trotter?

02:46Exactly. Exactly.

02:49Oh, dear.

02:51Poor little Rodney.

02:58Why don't you go with him, Del? Me?

03:01Why don't you go with him, Del? Me?

03:04Your name's Trotter?

03:07Yes. Yes, yes. Great, yeah.

03:11But... But what?

03:13No, I... No, I couldn't go and leave you and little Damien on your own.

03:17Well, I'd be here.

03:19Yeah, that's like asking McDonald's to look after your cow, innit?

03:25Well, it's only for a week. I think Damien and I could just about manage to survive.

03:28Yeah, no, no, I couldn't do that, darling, no, because I'm not that sort of bloke, you see.

03:31I mean, I'd be worried sick.

03:33All right, then. Don't want to make you ill.

03:39On the other hand, I don't want to be selfish.

03:42I couldn't imagine you being that, Del.

03:44No, no, no, no, you see, the thing is, the thing is, this is a chance in a lifetime for little Rodney,

03:47the poor little cock, you know.

03:49And, well, as it was my idea, I feel partly to blame.

03:53Go to Miami, Del.

03:56Well, really?

03:57Really, you'll love it.

04:00Terrific.

04:07Of course, I'm not really looking forward to it.

04:11No, I'm only doing it for poor little Rodney.

04:17You know what, Raquel?

04:19I've got a heart like a diamond in your head.

04:22You know what you remind me of? You remind me so much of my mum.

04:26Thanks.

04:28Oh, I'll bring you back a blinding present.

04:31Here, Rodney, Del's got some good news for you.

04:34Yeah.

04:36Hey, I'm coming to Miami with you.

04:39Oh, you bloody ain't.

04:43Mate.

04:44I ain't going on a holiday with you.

04:47Excuse me, excuse me a moment.

04:49Rodney, can I have a word with you?

04:51Any executive boardrooms, please?

04:53No, wherever you are.

04:54Thank you very much, Rodney.

04:55Sorry about this.

04:56It's just a little mixed up.

04:57I'll soon straighten him out, OK?

05:00God, you've got a bloody nerve.

05:02Shh, Damien.

05:10What's the matter with you, Rodney?

05:11What is your problem?

05:12Yo, I am not flying 4,000 miles across the Atlantic Ocean

05:16with you in my earhole all day and all night.

05:18I was hoping for a break from all that.

05:20You seem to forget I've been on holiday with you before.

05:23That's charming, that is, isn't it, eh?

05:26Absolutely charming.

05:28After all that I have done for you.

05:30Oh, dear, what thanks do I get, eh?

05:32No bloody thanks.

05:33That's the thanks I get.

05:37Now look what you've done.

05:41Shh, shh, shh.

05:43Damien, shh, it's all right.

05:45Daddy's here.

05:46Look out!

05:49Of course we've been on holiday before, Rodney.

05:51We had a bloody good time, didn't we?

05:52No, you had a good time, Del.

05:54Everybody else within a radius of 300 yards

05:56was praying their spleen would burst.

05:59You got drunk.

06:00You shouted things at women.

06:01You got us into fights.

06:03We were on holiday.

06:05Well, this time I'm looking for a more relaxing holiday.

06:08Relaxing?

06:09Ah, I see.

06:10So what you're trying to say, that I'm not relaxing?

06:12That I'm not relaxing?

06:14Is that...?

06:17Raquel, the baby's crying.

06:21Look, Rodney, that's all different now.

06:23That was in the past, you see, cos I'm a changed man, see?

06:26Reason why I'm changed, I'm telling you.

06:28Look, I'm a married man with a baby.

06:30Well, I mean, I've got a baby.

06:32See, and that's the reason why I've changed.

06:35Because I've got a son whom I cherish.

06:37All right, darling, I'm coming.

06:39And there's the mother of my son, whom cherishes me.

06:42Don't break your back, Trotter, I'll deal with him.

06:46Thank you, sweetheart.

06:51You're judging me by a few, what, misguided incidents, that's all.

06:55I've told you, I'm changed now.

06:57Rodney, come on.

06:59You want to go to Miami, don't you?

07:01Well, of course I want to go, but...

07:03Well, this time I want it to be...

07:06sensible.

07:08Sensible?

07:09Of course you do.

07:10I'm sensible. Sensible's my middle name.

07:12Dale, will you bring me a nappy?

07:14Yes, of course I will, sweetheart.

07:16See? See that?

07:21Look, Rodney, look, look.

07:24I mean, look.

07:25All that I want to do...

07:28is just sit on a beach and relax.

07:31Well, same here.

07:32Well, there you are.

07:33They've got some blinding beaches in Miami.

07:36Yeah.

07:37Well, yeah.

07:38Yeah.

07:39And I got, um...

07:40some fantastic art museums in Miami.

07:43Yeah?

07:44Oh, yeah. Yeah.

07:45Might summon out myself.

07:47Of course you would, and of course you can have it.

07:49Cinders.

07:50All you've got to do is to say the magic words.

07:53Yeah, but how are you going to swing it with Raquel?

07:55Oh, that's...

07:56I've already done it.

07:57I've told...

07:58I've...

08:01I, uh...

08:03I told Australia.

08:05I said, I want to go to Miami with Rodney.

08:07That's what I said.

08:08And I said, you can like it or lump it.

08:10You can pick the bones out of that doll, innit?

08:12Derek!

08:13Coming, sweetheart.

08:16Come on.

08:17Hey, you and me, eh?

08:18What do you say? Yeah.

08:19Yeah, eh?

08:20Eh?

08:21Well...

08:22Hey.

08:23Yeah, come on.

08:24Say the magic words, Rodney.

08:25Hmm?

08:26Yeah, all right, then.

08:28Yes!

08:30Good boy!

08:31See, you see?

08:32You know it makes sense.

08:34Hey.

08:36I miss that napkin.

08:38Ah, you see, Del, we're older now, aren't we?

08:40Eh?

08:41We can appreciate the finer things in life, eh?

08:43What?

08:44Not all!

08:45I told you, wouldn't I?

08:46Yeah, yeah.

08:47Come on.

08:48Thanks.

08:49No, this time, let's be more...

08:51Well, what's the word?

08:52Sophisticated.

08:53Yes, that's a great word.

08:54I've got another word as well I was thinking of, like...

08:56Debo-mour.

08:57Yes.

08:58Yes, a good word.

08:59You see what I mean?

09:00We're beginning to finger like, bruv.

09:01Yeah.

09:02Derek!

09:03Coming, sweetheart.

09:04Get away!

09:05Oh!

09:06Just a minute.

09:07Look here.

09:09Good job I kept them, weren't I?

09:26Here.

09:27Have you seen it, brothers?

09:29Seen what?

09:30No, no, no.

09:31Our plane.

09:33It's only a jumbo jet.

09:35Yeah, well, they usually are.

09:37I mean, this is transatlantic, eh?

09:39Yeah, transatlantic.

09:41Thank you for waiting, ladies and gentlemen.

09:43Would all passengers seated in rows 19 through to 40

09:46please come forward to the board now.

09:49Come on, boys.

09:50Let's go.

09:51What's the hurry, sir?

09:52There is no reason.

09:53Come on, too.

09:54We're on a plane.

09:55Sooner or later, old Beggars will take off.

10:02Hey!

10:03Excuse me.

10:04Where's your game, pal?

10:05Hey!

10:06Come on, there's no rush.

10:07Blimey.

10:08Anybody think he owned the plane?

10:28You've done it, brothers!

10:31Done what?

10:32Hey!

10:33Done what?

10:34Done it.

10:35Joined the Glitterati.

10:36The Tinata?

10:39Hey!

10:40Take the headphones off.

10:44Sorry, do what?

10:45What do you mean, we've joined the Glitterati?

10:47Well, we have a whammy with transatlantic people now,

10:50haven't we, eh?

10:51Oh, that cost Adele sewage for us.

10:54Oi, Dil.

10:55When we land in Miami, right,

10:57before we go to any of the bars or anything like that,

11:00first thing we've got to do is sort ourselves out

11:02some transport and accommodation.

11:04It's all taken care of, bruv.

11:06You know Alex, the travel agent,

11:08he faxed one of his people in the States.

11:10So we're all fixed up?

11:11Ace!

11:12Oh, well, I'll pay Alex when I get back.

11:14I'll do it on my credit card, eh?

11:16No, there's no need.

11:17I've already done it.

11:18Good.

11:19What, on my credit card?

11:22That's what you were going to do, weren't it?

11:24Yeah.

11:25Well, that's it.

11:26I've saved you the bother, brother.

11:28Cos this is your holiday

11:30and I don't want nothing to mar it.

11:33Thanks.

11:34We're going to live it up a little, aren't we?

11:36Well, yes.

11:37But there are two kinds of living it up, Dil.

11:40You know, enjoying the freedom from the stresses of work,

11:43filling the mind with new sights and sounds,

11:46filling the mind with new sights and sounds,

11:48experiencing local cuisine and culture,

11:51even indulging in the gifts of nature,

11:53such as the sea and the sun.

11:55And then there's your kind.

11:57Exactly.

11:58There will be no women on this trip.

12:00What?

12:01Can you be more specific?

12:03This holiday is not going to be another Benidorm revisited,

12:06and I'm warning you.

12:08If I see one, just one, bra,

12:10hanging off our car door, it's going to happen.

12:12I'm not going to do anything like that.

12:14And I would never have even thought of it

12:16if you hadn't just brought it up.

12:26Here, look, I'm going to have a little nap.

12:28Give us a nudge when the old drinks arrive, will you?

12:31How do you get this chair to go back?

12:34What have you done?

12:36Sorry about that.

12:37You've ruined it.

12:38No, no, no, that's all right, that'll clean off.

12:40I'll just do it as fourth cloth.

12:42It's dry-cleaning only.

12:44No, they put that on a label to impress you.

12:46I'll tell you what, give me a serve yet and I'll go.

13:08Hot town, summer in the city

13:10My neck getting dirty and gritty

13:12Bend down, it's a little pity

13:14There doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city

13:16All around me people looking out there

13:18Walking on the sidewalk hotter than a matchhead

13:21But at night it's a different world

13:24Go out and find a girl

13:26Come on, come on, we're dancing all night

13:28Despite the heat, it'll be all right

13:30And babe, don't you know it's a bit of the days

13:33Can't be more like the nights in the summer

13:35In the city, in the summer

13:38In the city

13:42Cool down, even in the city

13:44I'm dressed so fine and I'm looking so pretty

13:46I'm a cool cat looking for a kitty

13:48I better look in every corner of the city

13:50Until I'm wheezing at the bus stop

13:52Running up the stairs, I'm gonna meet you on the rooftop

13:56But at night it's a different world

13:58Go out and find a girl

14:00Come on, come on, we're dancing all night

14:02Despite the heat, it'll be all right

14:04And babe, don't you know it's a bit of the days

14:07Can't be more like the nights in the summer

14:09In the city, in the summer

14:12In the city

14:38Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up

14:41Hot town

14:44Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up

14:46Hot town

14:47Hello, anybody here?

14:48Hello, I'm in here

14:50Come on, come on

14:54Oh

14:55Oh, hi, how you doing?

14:57Yeah, listen, our travel agent written

15:00He's booked a car for us, with you

15:04Okay, you guys on vacation?

15:06Yeah, week's holiday

15:07A week? No kidding, you could bother away from Australia for a week

15:12No, no, no, we're not from Australia

15:14No, we are English

15:16Oh, well, you could have fooled me

15:20Well, I won't hold you up

15:21I'll just bring it right around the front for you

15:23Okay

15:26Hey, look at this

15:29Have some of that, eh, rudders?

15:31Well, yeah, nice little boat trip

15:32Does the world a good, eh?

15:34Yeah

15:37Yeah

15:40Now, what's your America?

15:43Oh, this is going to be a holiday to remember, isn't it?

15:45You said it, bruv

15:53Here we go, rudders

16:02What the hell is this thing?

16:03All right, gents, you have a nice day

16:05And you, pal

16:06Yeah, thank you

16:07What are we going to do with that?

16:09Eh, that is where we're going to live

16:11Alex recommended it

16:12See, the advantage is, we don't have to stay in one spot, do we?

16:15Yeah

16:16We can move about a bit

16:18And, it's cheap

16:20Del, there is no way I'm going to spend any time in this mobile ghetto with you

16:27I was not going to spend any time

16:28I was only trying to save you money

16:30And we won't be trapped, will we?

16:32Because when we get to a campsite, we can dump this

16:34Then we can go walking, right?

16:36Now we could have booked a home

16:39Oh, bloody hell

16:42I can't believe that I've got...

16:47All right

16:48On one condition

16:49All right, sir

16:50What is the condition?

16:52No curries

16:56No curries

17:00Come on

17:01Let's go and see America

17:14Here we go, brothers

17:16Oh, the yellow rose of Texas

17:18Is the one I'm going to see

17:21The yellow rose of Texas

17:23Is the only girl for me

17:28I don't know what's going on

17:32We're going from the right-hand side of the road over here

17:41I'm going to see the yellow rose of Texas

17:44She's the only girl for me

18:02Yeah, what is it?

18:05All right

18:08Hey, Tony, Lurch, Gino, smart enough

18:11Don's left the courthouse

18:31I don't know what's going on

19:01I don't know what's going on

19:22Rico

19:23Yeah, Pop

19:25Who are those goons in the car?

19:28Police surveillance, Pop

19:29Nothing to worry about

19:30Nothing to worry about?

19:32I've got cops sitting outside my front gate

19:34And there's nothing to worry about?

19:36What happened to my civil rights?

19:38Well, they, uh...

19:39Kind of diminished after they arrested you, Pop

19:42But to be released on bail, sir

19:44Be happy

19:45Be happy

19:47Be happy, huh?

19:49And one week from now

19:50I've got a jury sitting in judgment on me

19:53Looks like I might spend the rest of my life in San Quentin

19:56And my son wants to throw a party

19:58What are you, huh?

19:59What are you?

20:01Don't speak to my lawyer now

20:04Salvatore

20:29Salvatore

20:33Donnachetty

20:37Salvatore

20:40Haven't I always been good to you?

20:41Yes, Donnachetty

20:43Haven't I always done favors for your family?

20:44Yes, Donnachetty

20:46Have I ever done you any harm?

20:48Well, there was that time

20:51No, Donnachetty

20:53Hmm

20:57So maybe this time, uh...

20:59Salvatore can help me

21:00Because, um...

21:01You see, I'm a little confused

21:05This is the way I read the situation

21:08You're my lawyer, correct?

21:10Yes, Donnachetty

21:11And yet here I am

21:12Looking at three to four life sentences in the slammer

21:17So why the hell don't you get off your ass

21:20And bury this rat?

21:23Well, you see

21:24We're having problems proving your innocence

21:26Why?

21:27Because you're guilty

21:31When I say guilty

21:32What I mean is I'm

21:33Guilty of what?

21:34Kidnapping, drug smuggling

21:36Accessory to three counts of murder

21:38Gossip artist

21:43Look, I've made a few mistakes in the past, you know

21:46It means that nobody's perfect

21:49Now you listen to me

21:52My father, God bless that man's spirit

21:55When he arrived on these shores from Sicily in 1930

21:58This was a land of democracy and law and order

22:02Now he fought to change all that

22:06Now look at us now, huh?

22:08What have all these efforts amounted to?

22:11Huh?

22:12Zilch

22:13That's what

22:14Zilcho

22:19Salvatore

22:20You call yourself a lawyer?

22:21You're a schmuck

22:25And that goes for you too, Rico

22:30If your mother was alive today, God bless that wound

22:33She would disown you

22:35Come on, Pop

22:37I'll tell you this, Rico, huh?

22:39I never thought I'd see the day when a son of mine

22:41Would be willing to stand back and watch his own father

22:44Spend the rest of his life in the state pen

22:46Sharing meatloaves with the faggots, huh?

22:49Shall I tell you what'll happen if I go down?

22:52All the families will be carving up our empire like dogs

22:55Fighting over our heroes

22:56Every married lad a punk from Little Havana

22:58Will be trying to get a slice of the action

23:01And what about the Colombian, huh?

23:03What Colombian?

23:04What Colombian, he says

23:07What are you, a jerk, Salvatore?

23:09Just sit down, will you? Just sit down

23:17Next week, Senor Vasquez arrives here from Colombia

23:21To settle a little deal

23:24What do you think he's gonna do

23:26If he thinks I've gone down the tube?

23:30I'm getting very worried, Salvatore

23:33I'm getting very nervous about the future

23:37You hear that?

23:38That's peptic gas

23:40It's caused by nervous exhaustion

23:42Nervous exhaustion?

23:46Whatever happened to the ancient Sicilian traditions

23:50Of bribery, blackmail and intimidation, huh?

23:54It's a local police investigation

23:56This is the FBI

23:57And we can't pay those guys off

23:59The jury's locked up in a guarded hotel

24:01The witness has got round-the-clock protection

24:03We just can't reach anybody

24:05Well, maybe I ought to do something about it myself then, huh?

24:08You can't, Pop

24:09The police surveillance team is watching every move you make

24:11They even got a TV camera crew filming you for a documentary

24:15They're filming? They're filming me?

24:17What do they think I am, a common criminal or something?

24:20Now listen to me, Rico

24:21I want you to take some of the money from the family account

24:23And I want you to buy me a DA

24:25All right? You buy me the judge, you buy me the senator

24:27A lot of people in this town owe me favors

24:29I want these favors retired

24:30We tried

24:31So far, there have been no takers

24:33It looks like people are turning their backs on you

24:36That is a very impolite and highly dangerous thing to do

24:49This is what I want you to do

24:51I want you to keep searching and I want you to keep thinking

24:54Because somewhere, somewhere out there lies the answer to my problems

25:06Wait a minute

25:07You wouldn't go near that unless you had all your own teeth, would you, Pop?

25:11What do you mean?

25:13Look, look at her now, look

25:15They say that smoking's bad for your chest

25:18This is the Florida Coast Guard Service

25:20As you may know, Miami has been nicknamed Cocainesville

25:23And the officers of Biscayne Bay fight an all-year-round battle with the drug runners

25:27And coming up on your left, you will see the home of Barry Gibb

25:30The lead singer of the Bee Gees

25:32Look, what a slug

25:33Look there, look

25:34There's a real-life Bee Gee

25:37Come sit down

25:38This guy's probably the Gardner

25:40No, no, it's him, it's him, it's Barry Gibb

25:43All right, Bazza

25:48It's not him

25:50How big is your love?

25:51Is your love that big?

25:55I need all this

26:00I reckon he was your brother, wasn't he?

26:02I suppose he's probably the Gardner

26:04Yeah, wouldn't I say

26:05Hold it

26:30Come on, Nick

26:31Billy's here

26:32Billy's here

26:34It would be a better idea if we were to drive to the camper site now and book in first

26:38Rob, it's only a quarter to eight

26:40There's plenty of time to get in our campsite

26:42There's also plenty of time for you to get drunk after we've booked in

26:46Get drunk?

26:48Get drunk?

26:50You enjoy putting me down, don't you?

26:53You think I'm just a one-dimensional sort of person, don't you?

26:56Well, you're wrong

26:57The only reason I want to go into that club is to make a telephone call

27:00Because I promised Raquel that I would phone her as soon as we arrived

27:04And what's wrong with the public call box over there?

27:08Well, you can't get a drink in there, can you?

27:13What are we going to do with our luggage?

27:16Well, I'll tell you what

27:17Why don't we bring it with us and we can put it in the middle of the dance floor and boogie round it

27:21By then, some of you with your legs in will have a disco with their handbags

27:25Some?

27:26Well

27:28Oi! You're talking about disco and boogie

27:30No, I am not boogie-ing

27:32Well, please keep your voice down

27:33Remember, we're ambassadors for our country

27:36Don't want these people thinking we're lark-a-louts, do we?

27:39Don't we?

27:40Don't we?

27:58No, I won't

28:00Hurry, I won't

28:01I already sang

28:02Excuse me, gentlemen

28:03I am sorry, but this club is for members only

28:07You won't

28:10I'm sorry, senor, I did not realize it was you

28:13Please, it's of my deepest and sincerest apologies

28:17Shoot

28:18I am now in a position to waste my humble time

28:22Please, may I offer you a drink?

28:24Please

28:25May I offer you a drink?

28:26Yes

28:27Here, we'll have a Cooberley Miranda, something non-alcoholic

28:32I'll be sitting over there, alright?

28:42Are we ever going to be alone?

28:44Maybe not

28:45No

28:47The only thing that can prevent it is for you to find an alibi for my father

28:51I don't have to find your father an alibi

28:53I have to find him nine alibis

28:57How can the justice department treat him like this?

28:59Don't they know who he is?

29:01Yeah, that's the problem

29:04The moment the jury form is as guilty, the war begins

29:07Maybe not

29:08You keep saying maybe not

29:10What do you think, the rest of the family is going to sit back on their butts

29:12and pretend the old man is still in power?

29:14They're going to go to war

29:15Am I right, Paulie?

29:16You're right, Rico

29:17Am I right, Tony?

29:18You're right, Rico

29:19Am I right, Lurch?

29:20Maybe not

29:21You see?

29:24There's going to be a war

29:26Senor Ricardo

29:27For Christ's sake, can't you see I'm in a meeting here?

29:29I'm sorry to interrupt, senor

29:30But I would like to explain

29:31If I had known that he was coming here tonight

29:34I would have arranged for a private room

29:36If you don't know who was coming here tonight?

29:39Your father

29:42My father

29:43Is this some kind of joke, Frankie?

29:45Don O'Kerry is under virtual house arrest

29:47He can't get to the john without the police telling him

29:50But he is here

29:51Sit for yourself

30:03Oh

30:04Lovely jubbly

30:05How much do we owe you?

30:06Please

30:07It's on the house

30:09You're my guest

30:11Would you like to eat?

30:12Oh, no, thanks

30:13We had something earlier

30:14I see

30:15If there's anything that you should require

30:17As always

30:18I am at your service

30:22Big mouth

30:23What?

30:24I expect the grub would most probably be free and all

30:27Don't say that, Don

30:29You know what we're dealing with here?

30:31What?

30:32American hospitality

30:35Famous for it

30:36Well, the most friendliest people in the entire world

30:39Come on, come on

30:41Yo, Gino, it's Tony

30:43Yeah, is the Don there?

30:45He's in the pool

30:49Can you actually see him?

30:52Good

30:53Dad's at home

30:55The guy over there ain't him

30:59Listen

31:00Carefully

31:01Tell my father to stay in his room till I get back tonight

31:04Just

31:06Tell him I may have a surprise for him

31:18There you go

31:21I'm boiling

31:23That's strange, that

31:25I mean, here you are in a tropical climate

31:27Wearing a worsted polyester blue serge suit

31:29And you feel hot

31:31Yeah

31:32Weird

31:35Hi

31:37How you guys doing?

31:40Yeah

31:41Alright

31:42Yeah

31:43Big time smashing, ain't you?

31:45Let me guess

31:47You're not local

31:48No

31:51Alright

32:16Alright, come on, come on

32:17We're talking one more

32:19One more

32:21Really, we're pushing our luck, is it?

32:22No, he's right, Rico, he's right

32:23Come on, one for the road

32:24Yeah, guys, come on

32:25You got time for one more?

32:26Yeah

32:27Alright, go on then, have one more round

32:30You see, the campsite's gonna be shut

32:31We're gonna be locked out for the night

32:33Whoa

32:34I didn't realise it was so late

32:35We gotta be going soon

32:36Yeah

32:37Well

32:38Alright

32:39Robbie

32:40Doughboy

32:42Rico

32:44Well, thank you very much

32:45It's been really, really great meeting you guys

32:47It really has

32:48Thanks a lot

32:49And, uh

32:50We've enjoyed your company and everything

32:51Yeah

32:52Anyway, we've gotta go

32:53We'll see you later then, yeah?

32:54Thanks a lot

32:55Yeah, it's been great

32:56Cheers

33:05What a blinding night, isn't it, you've got to say?

33:09It was a nice bunch of clubs

33:10Well, they were diamonds, weren't they?

33:11I mean, they were absolute 42-carat diamonds

33:13I mean, here we was, we was drinking with a mourner

33:15Never had to put our hands in our pockets, did we?

33:19Yeah

33:26What are you doing?

33:27What's the matter with this?

33:28Robbie, what's happening?

33:29What's the matter?

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