00:04Salem sings well, and Sabrina compliments him, and he's surprised by it, and the whole family happily listens to it.
00:11But then he coughs up a hairball.
00:13At least they don't immediately leave.
00:16Somehow, nobody's signing up for community service at Jenny's desk.
00:21Libby taunts her, so Sabrina reassures Jenny and magically changes one of her socks, which causes a girl to ask what's with their socks, and did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:33Predictably, she tells her fake friends to switch socks.
00:37What did they humor if they were brave enough to taunt her?
00:41I thought they were only friends with her to suck up to her for some personal gain, so why would they ever insult her?
00:47Harvey signs up and writes his name in all the lines, saying he'd love to adopt a grandparent for the money.
00:54It's only a character for the real Harvey.
00:58Hilda wants to know something about Zelda that's none of her business, so she magically twists her arm.
01:06Hilda has hair soup.
01:08And Zelda wants privacy for a call, so she turns the phone into a cordless one.
01:14Sabrina zaps up something for a gift.
01:17And she and her friends go to the seniors' home.
01:20Harvey says this is already better than visiting his real grandparents, because he doesn't have to take his earrings out.
01:26But I don't notice any earrings.
01:29It's relatable when Sabrina says this is kind of awkward to the old lady before asking Spear's granddaughter.
01:36The old lady insists she knows a lot of celebrities.
01:40Sabrina says taking a photo of them would be great publicity for the school newspaper.
01:45Harvey wishes they could get someone cool to be here to drum up interests.
01:50I guess the reason he doesn't count despite being a football player is that he lost his cool rep after being cackled in a game.
01:58Sabrina's reluctant and says this is somehow the worst thing she's ever had to do before she turns herself into Libby.
02:05She calls Libby shallow and self-absorbed, takes a photo next to Jenny with her arm around her, and tells Gordy to quote her that old people are the coolest.
02:16Jenny's happy that Libby treated her like a human, and Sabrina reassures Harvey that she believes him about what happened.
02:23Libby screams about what happened to her, which is satisfying.
02:27How is she supposed to explain this away to herself?
02:33Eventually, Sabrina explains away to the confused Harvey that Libby has multiple personality disorder.
02:40Libby would have to tell herself that, otherwise she'd have to think a demon impersonated her so perfectly.
02:46Libby's about to tell the class she wasn't in the photo until Mr. Poole congratulates her and the class claps for her.
02:52Hilda plays some nice music again, and has facial hair because she had a second bowl of hair soup,
02:58even though there should be a female-specific hair soup that would never grow facial hair.
03:04And what does she even consider keeping the mutton chops around?
03:08It's so nice of Zelda to not tease her too much.
03:12Zelda complains about her date because, while usually she doesn't care about the age difference, luckily for her,
03:17she's starting to feel really weird about it just now because it keeps bringing up things that make her feel old.
03:25Like saying you can't wait to party because of the turn of the century, when Hilda's done that five times.
03:32I thought she was playing jigsaw puzzles for a thousand years.
03:35I guess it makes sense that an awkward, weird sister who got tarred and feathered as a kid
03:42would only get invited to five parties for the turn of the century,
03:46and no one would come if she threw one.
03:50Sabrina starts to wonder if the old lady was lying to her.
03:53Sabrina sees Libby's friends and pretends to be Libby to get them to stay,
03:58and is offered a chocolate by the lion.
04:02Sabrina picks her nose in front of Harvey to frame Libby.
04:05I always find it entertaining when I see this kind of stuff.
04:09Harvey offers to get a soda for Sabrina.
04:11Because the real Libby shows up, somehow, and turns down the ginger ale,
04:19Harvey gives the soda Sabrina wanted to the old man.
04:23Libby whines that the machine gave her another of the drinks she didn't want,
04:27and she generously lets Sabrina leave with a drink.
04:30The fake friends make it clear they already saw Libby,
04:35and somehow Libby tells her fake friends this isn't funny anymore,
04:39instead of simply continuing to say like she just did that she wasn't Libby.
04:44Libby ends up enjoying hanging out with Sabrina's claimed Nana,
04:47who somehow doesn't protest when she tells Sabrina she's my Nana now.
04:51So go figure, the liar doesn't have any morals.
04:56So she never really cared about Sabrina, who opens up to Hilda.
04:59Why doesn't Sabrina question this?
05:02Just because Hilda's a little quirky doesn't explain this.
05:06Libby asks the old lady what she's waiting for about the idea of calling a celebrity to visit her.
05:11Sabrina complains to Libby that her replacement Nana slept most of the time,
05:15and only woke up to say something racist.
05:19Why did she even bother telling Libby about her problem?
05:23Sabrina uses magic to change Libby's clothes.
05:27Hilda hands Zelda the flowers from her boyfriend,
05:30and says Zelda's as young as she feels, and that she's 612.
05:35I figured the writer didn't watch the previous episodes.
05:39Zelda hopes her boyfriend would mature.
05:42Zelda thanks Tilda for caring, and they hug.
05:46Libby tells her classmates that she's going to meet a celebrity,
05:49so they start whispering, and the teacher asks about it and blurts it out.
05:54Sabrina doesn't explain what she laughed about,
05:57and yet somehow she tells Libby still what she felt for him.
06:00So of course she says she's not going to get away with this.
06:03What did Sabrina expect?
06:04After a cringeworthy scene of Libby yelling at an old lady because she's going to get teased for weeks,
06:12while she just acts polite,
06:15it turns out it was Sabrina in disguise,
06:17and she dances, and the old lady comes back saying she was right and she loved her wonk.
06:24Sabrina says she won't see Libby here again,
06:26because she made up with her real grandma.
06:30She humors her in what she's wrong about,
06:32and agrees to see a movie with her.
06:35Sabrina says happily that Hilda shaved instead of assuming she's sent.
06:40That would save on magic,
06:42but I doubt someone would take up that much tedious time shaving when they could use magic instead.
06:47And Hilda says the upkeep was too much,
06:51and the weirdest guys kept coming on to her.
06:54But how did she meet any of them when she never left the house?
06:58It turns out Zelda's been dating an old guy.
07:02Hilda asks Zelda who ate the tuna leftovers she wanted,
07:05and says she threw in a curse for anyone who does.
07:09And she finds out Sabrina's full of facial hair now,
07:12and Hilda says not Salem,
07:13and she screams.
07:14Why didn't she see her own beard earlier?
07:19This story by Nell Scavel is about Sabrina framing Libby in the school paper
07:24as someone who would visit old people,
07:26and because the teacher praises Libby in the class that normally doesn't respect his authority,
07:30claps for him,
07:32Libby visits the old lady who keeps lying about being friends with celebrities,
07:36and her bragging about it sets her up for humiliation.
07:40But somehow Sabrina's dumb enough to warn her about something
07:43she's going to find out about anyways when she likes her suffering.
07:48That forces the rest of the plot to happen.
07:51By the standards of this show,
07:53it's actually impressive that it took until the end of the plot
07:56for the plot progression to get forced.
07:59There's also a subplot where Zelda complains that her boyfriend makes her feel old,
08:05which wouldn't happen if she just went to look for men in the witch world,
08:09but that'd require a personal ad for it,
08:12because I doubt she would go to bars.
08:15The plot was boring from how obviously empty it was.
08:18It also makes the subplot three episodes ago less believable.
08:23Also, Hilda's got a beard the whole time from a curse,
08:26and doesn't just zap it away instantly,
08:28which ruined believability the whole time she was on screen,
08:31because she actually wanted it for no reason.
08:35She was out of character.
08:36I wish I did go with my assumption that she was cursed by Zelda
