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00:00Hello! I'm Becky Scott and welcome to Parlor Room where we play our favorite
00:16board games with your favorite people. Each episode we invite a new guest to
00:21bring a game of their choosing and a boneyard of bad boys. To tell us about
00:26tonight's game we have the one, the only, the love of my life, my queen, Aabria
00:31Iyengar. Hi! Hello! So today we're gonna be playing two dice games, Liar's Dice and
00:37Farkle. Who are we playing with? On my left I've got a chronic swabber of poop
00:44decks, Erika Ishii. Brutal. That's where it starts. It's only getting worse. And someone
00:55that really brings all that aft. My boy, Rekha Shunker. What's up? Here bringing you an aft, heavy aft.
01:05On this side of the table, oh captain, my captain, Persephone Jade Valentine with the nails.
01:12I put the hoe in yo-ho. Last but not least, say something about me that's a ship. A woman that puts me at
01:22full mast, Isabella Rowland. Yes. Aabria, tell me why you love dice games so much. I love dice so much
01:32because they help me tell stories even though they personally fucking hate me. Please let me roll
01:36above a three ever. Now, before we play a game, I gotta read some rules!
01:46First up in Liar's Dice, a favorite of pirates everywhere, players roll dice and wager on the results.
01:53Each player has a pool of five dice, but in our game we're playing with four because at the beginning of a round,
01:59we'll all roll our dice privately, peeking at but not sharing these results.
02:09Then, the first player makes a bid. They estimate a number of die faces across all dice rolled.
02:16For instance, four threes or two fives. But in our game, you gotta say it like a pirate.
02:22Each subsequent player has a choice. They can challenge the active bid by screaming Liar in their face,
02:30and everyone will reveal their dice. If the dice revealed at least the number of faces the player bid,
02:36the challenger loses a die from their personal pool. Otherwise, the bidder loses a die.
02:43The active player could choose to raise the bid. Raising continues around the circle until someone calls Liar and the dice are revealed.
02:51Once a player loses all their dice, they are eliminated from the game, and the last player standing wins.
02:57Any pirate jokes? Any booty shaking?
03:01Shake it for my episode.
03:03Yeah!
03:06Let's do this.
03:07Okay, everybody roll your dice.
03:14This is better than I dreamed.
03:17Yo! You brought us this chaos, so why don't you kick it off?
03:21I think there'd be five ones in the group.
03:25Five ones.
03:27Five ones. I say there'd be five twos.
03:30Ooh!
03:31Six twos.
03:32Whoa!
03:34I say, because I can only do this in a boy voice.
03:38Yar!
03:39I believe...
03:40You're a liar!
03:41No!
03:42No!
03:43Revealed!
03:44That'd be me?
03:45You!
03:46Me?
03:47You!
03:48I've never!
03:49Put all twos in the middle.
03:50I have no twos.
03:51No twos.
03:52Oh!
03:53Yes!
03:54I'm so sorry.
03:55I'm a liar.
03:56I'm a bitch and I'm a liar.
03:58So what?
03:59I'm a liar.
04:00I'm a liar!
04:01Rekha?
04:02What is it?
04:03You've lost a die.
04:04Yeah.
04:05So what?
04:06Worse this road.
04:07None.
04:08None.
04:09None.
04:10None.
04:11Oh yeah baby.
04:12So fun fact.
04:13We are doing like a pirate theme but this is a game genuinely my family loves to play when
04:18we all get together and we like bet and it's money and there have been physical fights
04:22in my family over Liar's Dice.
04:25I say.
04:26Yeah.
04:27I say.
04:28Fat Albert.
04:29Three fives.
04:32I believe there are four sixes.
04:34Liar!
04:35Whoa!
04:36Revealed!
04:37I have one.
04:38All right.
04:39I've got one.
04:40No sixes.
04:41I got two.
04:42Oh shit.
04:43I rolled it by accident but I also have two.
04:45Whoa!
04:46One, two, three, four, five, six sixes.
04:48So what if there are six sixes?
04:49If there's four?
04:50She's still right.
04:51Yeah.
04:52And I think that's messed up.
04:53I didn't have any sixes but you know.
04:54That's crazy.
04:55I know.
04:56I can't believe that one.
04:57So Izzy, you can go first this time.
05:00Okay.
05:01I know the rules.
05:02You can do it.
05:03Keep up.
05:08Argh.
05:09Woo!
05:10Upon these rough and taut ways.
05:16Taut ways.
05:17Taut ways.
05:18Taut ways.
05:19Thick and foamy.
05:22Foamy.
05:23Ooh!
05:24Be their three threes.
05:26Three threes, on the seas, it's not three threes that I seize, with my one eye, I spy
05:43four ones in the galley.
05:48Okay, there's four ones.
05:50Arr, there be a fifth one, so five ones, me thinks, foamy seas, I don't know.
05:59Your turn, go.
06:00Yeah!
06:01Commit!
06:02Arr!
06:03Commit!
06:04I say that there be five sixes!
06:08Avast ye mateys, for ye know I'm crazy.
06:13Huh?
06:14That's old crazy shunker.
06:16I'm old crazy shunker, and I live down in the monger.
06:22I'm going to say something crazy, six sixes!
06:27The devil's mark.
06:29My say there be a slugger!
06:34Nothing.
06:35I have three sixes!
06:37I've got one for you baby!
06:39Five!
06:40Six!
06:41I lose a dice, like I lost me marbles!
06:45I was proud of you, I thought that was happening.
06:49I thought it was going to happen to you.
06:50Yeah!
06:51Yeah!
06:52I believe!
06:53I believe!
06:54I believe!
06:55Aye!
06:56Aye!
06:57Ye know I fight to say a lie, and that's why I say there are three fives!
07:03Yay!
07:04Aye!
07:05Aye!
07:06Aye!
07:07I do believe that upon me sees there be a lot of booty, but also four ones.
07:19Four ones.
07:20One.
07:21Aye!
07:22Oh, okay.
07:23Aye!
07:24Aye!
07:25Aye!
07:26Aye!
07:27Aye!
07:28Aye!
07:29Aye!
07:30Aye!
07:31Aye!
07:32Aye!
07:33Aye!
07:34Aye!
07:35Aye!
07:36Aye!
07:37Ones?
07:38Queer ones?
07:39I got no ones.
07:40I got no ones.
07:41Okay.
07:42Oh no!
07:43Six!
07:44Hey, Izzy, what's up?
07:46Why are you guys?
07:47Hey, Izzy, what's up?
07:48Why are you guys?
07:49Hey, Izzy, what's up?
07:50Why are you guys?
07:51Why are you guys?
07:52It's Izzy, Izzy!
07:53It's Izzy, Izzy!
07:54It's Izzy, Izzy.
07:55It's Izzy, Izzy.
07:56Private?
07:57I think there's two ones.
08:00There will definitely be two ones.
08:02I'll go so far as to say there be four ones upon this year.
08:09See?
08:10And I didn't rhyme.
08:12Hey, it's okay.
08:13No, I...
08:14It's okay.
08:15No, I...
08:16It's okay.
08:17Hey!
08:18They can't all be winners!
08:19Go swab!
08:20Go swab!
08:21Swab the dick!
08:22Hey, get in!
08:23We're going swabbing!
08:25I don't want to end the fun, so I'll increase the bid to six, one.
08:32Oh!
08:33Liar!
08:34Smoke them if you got them.
08:36One.
08:37Two.
08:38Oh!
08:39Yeah!
08:40Bye!
08:41Let's go!
08:42Bye!
08:44Got it.
08:45This is making me sick.
08:46Oh, I get mine back.
08:47You do?
08:48I do hate a little bit that I can't do a pirate play in the family.
08:50You're wrong.
08:51Yeah, you're good.
08:52This is private.
08:53Okay.
08:54I believe that upon these...
08:55I'm sorry.
08:56I believe that upon these seas, thar be three threes.
09:01Ooh.
09:02Okay.
09:03Hot start.
09:04Arr.
09:05Arr.
09:06Okay.
09:07Thar be four fours.
09:12Aye.
09:13I speak of myths in the ocean.
09:20Spirits coming for our treasure.
09:23There's five of them.
09:25And, uh, the treasure...
09:28First I thought it was like a sun spot.
09:35Because I've been on the beach for a long time in the water.
09:39It's salty and I've been drinking a lot.
09:41More.
09:42More.
09:43You can't call more?
09:44Bigger.
09:45Bigger.
09:46Bigger.
09:47I love calling for my own strife.
09:48I'm gonna do more.
09:49I'm gonna...
09:50Hey, honey, stop.
09:51I'm gonna...
09:52Yeah.
09:53It's my treasure.
09:54You can't have it.
09:55Wow.
09:56These ones.
09:57All five of them.
09:58They're mine.
09:59Then it remains on me to call you, my darling, my sweet, my muse, a goddamn liar.
10:04Oh!
10:05Oh!
10:06Oh!
10:07Oh my God, so many ones!
10:08There'll be five.
10:09Hurtful.
10:10No, exactly.
10:11This is private.
10:12I'm sorry.
10:13I didn't believe you.
10:14I am happy.
10:15This is private.
10:16Private.
10:17Private.
10:18Private.
10:19I can only think of the word horse.
10:22But we're gonna start this off with at least three-fourths.
10:26I say there be five ones.
10:30Liar!
10:31Whoa!
10:32Whoa!
10:33Oh, it felt fun.
10:34It felt fun.
10:35Oh!
10:36I have two.
10:37I have one.
10:38Why did I do that?
10:39Why?
10:40I don't know.
10:41This game is full of ones.
10:43You be very full of ones.
10:44A lot of ones.
10:45Yeah.
10:46This is private.
10:49Me, old Captain Pinkbeard.
10:52Headed to the brothel.
10:54We, we, Fortnite yonder.
10:57And now my time has come down to the wire and I'll tell ya.
11:01Of the whores they love them best.
11:04That's right.
11:05I started with fours.
11:07How many picks did you have?
11:08There was only two of them and it was four.
11:11Two fours.
11:12Got it.
11:13Two fours.
11:14Two whorey foursies.
11:15Two whorey foursies.
11:16Two whorey foursies.
11:18I'll say instead there are two fives.
11:21Two fives.
11:22In your bed?
11:23In my bed?
11:24Two fives.
11:25That's one ten.
11:26If you fuck two ugly people, it's like fucking one hot person.
11:29You're wrong with instead.
11:30A five is ugly now?
11:33Whoa.
11:34I thought it was just mid.
11:36This be Los Angeles.
11:38Any fives here could do quite well.
11:41This is too woke for me.
11:45Two fives.
11:46Two fives.
11:47I say there be five fives.
11:50Liar.
11:51Whoa.
11:52Wild.
11:55That's crazy.
11:56But I was right.
11:57And you had not right.
11:58I was right.
11:59Oh.
12:00I be a liar and a bad counter.
12:03Okay.
12:04Did you not, you thought one of your died was a five?
12:06I did, yes.
12:07Because I'm not going to lie.
12:08I feel crazy that I saw two fours in your hand.
12:11Yes.
12:12And then you were like, I'm going to say something completely different.
12:14That's right.
12:15I'm so stressed out now.
12:18Dizzy, Izzy.
12:19Four whores.
12:20Four whores.
12:21Four whores.
12:22Four whores.
12:23Four whores.
12:24Four whores.
12:25Four whores.
12:26Four whores.
12:27Four whores.
12:28Four whores.
12:29This is good stuff.
12:30It sounds like we're all having strokes separately together.
12:32What would you like to bid, Erica?
12:34Four whores.
12:35I smell toast.
12:36I say that there be four fours, whores.
12:41Was that whores sort of as a group address?
12:44Four whores.
12:45Four whores.
12:46Four whores.
12:47Four whores.
12:48Four whores.
12:49Four whores.
12:50Four whores.
12:51Four whores.
12:52Four whores.
12:53Four whores.
12:54Four whores.
12:55What do you think?
12:56Sorry, old chunk on.
12:59How many die do people have?
13:02Am I supposed to know that?
13:03You can't know it's 24 minus eight?
13:0624 minus eight?
13:07Well, that's interesting.
13:10Because as I was surveying the ship, I saw some barnacles on the side.
13:17And I scraped them off with my fingernails.
13:20They have weird tongues.
13:23And I went to the washroom to wash my nails.
13:26And in there I saw more barnacles to do your ablutions.
13:31To do my ablution.
13:33What's an ablution?
13:34Be like the Korean skin care routine, but a lot more pirate-y.
13:39Arr.
13:40Arr.
13:41I got all that snail mucin and I wandered off of a barnacle.
13:45Off of a barnacle.
13:46Aye, we be sluggin' tonight!
13:48We will!
13:49We are!
13:50Arr!
13:51We will!
13:52Smart.
13:53And I tell you, when I moisturize, I applied four coats of five moisturizers.
14:00Four!
14:01Wow!
14:02Four!
14:03Five!
14:04Almost a complete Korean skin.
14:07Only missing at least three steps.
14:10The masses.
14:11You need some more essences now.
14:13And I need my essences!
14:15And your nighttime essences!
14:17I need my nighttime essences!
14:19Soo-yah!
14:20On the ship full of barnacles, use the peptides.
14:23My skin is too sensitive for the peptides!
14:26The peptides come in and the peptides roll out!
14:31The peptides wait for no man.
14:33And do you be using retinol?
14:35Aye!
14:36My skin do sensitive for the retinol!
14:38And for the salicylic acid!
14:40Okay, that was four.
14:42Four fives to you.
14:44I be going with the number of picks I count on the last whore I bet on.
14:48So...
14:49Five fives!
14:50Ye be wanting to get that checked out.
14:53Yeah!
14:54Liar!
14:55You're a virgin!
14:56Oh!
14:57Liar!
14:58Five fives!
14:59Yeah!
15:00Five fives!
15:01Oh my god!
15:02Infinity fives!
15:03Oh my god!
15:04The devil do have a hold on me.
15:06Easy do be having one left.
15:08I hate that this is how you have to find out.
15:10Is that you've bone?
15:12I've bone!
15:14Yarr, I do be bonin!
15:16Ooh!
15:17Bye!
15:18The hair on my chinny chin chin!
15:24The wolf!
15:25Oh my god!
15:26T'was the night before Christmas!
15:31One four!
15:33One four!
15:35My cannon.
15:38I gotta load it good.
15:40So, uh, my cannon.
15:41It's not the size of the cannon.
15:43It's how many balls you're stuffing it.
15:46And I be stuffing three balls into my one cannon.
15:50It's true!
15:51It's, uh, I'm gonna say three ones.
15:53Got it.
15:54I think we got it.
15:55We got it.
15:56I'm gonna say three ones.
15:57Incredible.
15:58Yep.
15:59What ye thinks?
16:00I'm worried you will not remain alive.
16:02But for the sake of moving forward I think there's three fives.
16:06I say there be four fives!
16:09Liar.
16:10Oh!
16:11None.
16:12None.
16:13Erika!
16:14Erika!
16:15Erika!
16:16What's your beard name?
16:17Well, what?
16:18What kind of beard are ye?
16:20I have no beard because I'm proud of who I am.
16:23Oh!
16:24Exactly.
16:25Ah!
16:26Captain Beardless!
16:27Captain Beardless!
16:28Captain Beardless!
16:29I have no beard because I'm proud of who I am!
16:31Oh!
16:32Exactly!
16:33Ah!
16:34Captain Beardless!
16:35Captain Beardless!
16:36So!
16:37Captain Out of the Closet!
16:38Captain Out of the Closet!
16:39Yeah!
16:40Captain Out of the Closet!
16:41Captain Pride!
16:42Yeah!
16:43Captain Pride!
16:44Pride!
16:45Pride!
16:50I say there be three fives!
16:52Oh!
16:53That's a funny story!
16:55Because when I was down at the decks and I was putting the anchor overboard because we
17:02needed to get some fish in our net!
17:05Uh-huh!
17:06And then steal treasure from a nearby ship!
17:08This is good!
17:09And I, what did you say?
17:12Three five?
17:13Three five!
17:14Oh yeah, yeah, whatever!
17:15Okay!
17:16Whatever!
17:17Okay, your thing!
17:19And across the seas I see a lovely ship full of lady pirates!
17:27Oh!
17:28And I said...
17:29And I tried all me best catcalling!
17:34I said, avast!
17:35I said, ahoy!
17:36I said, shiver me timbers!
17:37I said, yo ho ho with a bottle of cum!
17:42I was wondering when that was going to come out!
17:43There it is!
17:44There it is!
17:45I was wondering!
17:46And those were my four one-liners!
17:49Oh!
17:50That was really good!
17:51That was really good!
17:52Thank you!
17:53Yeah!
17:54That was really good!
17:55Upon these seas deep within the waters, far below the sands, there be...
17:59Never...
18:00Stop it!
18:01There be...
18:02There be...
18:03Within Davy Jones' locker...
18:05What did you say again?
18:06Four one!
18:07Five!
18:08Five!
18:09Five fives!
18:10Five fives!
18:11Liar!
18:12Wow!
18:13Liar!
18:14Oh!
18:15Who called it first?
18:16Oh!
18:17Who called it first?
18:18Oh!
18:19Oh!
18:20Oh!
18:21Oh!
18:22Oh!
18:23Oh!
18:24Oh!
18:25Oh!
18:26Oh!
18:27Oh!
18:28Oh!
18:29Who called it first?
18:30I was wrong!
18:31Oh!
18:32Oh!
18:33Okay!
18:34A quick recap on dice!
18:36I've got three!
18:37I have two!
18:38Two!
18:39Two!
18:40Two?
18:41Dose!
18:42Amazing!
18:43Oh!
18:44Okay!
18:45I see mechanics happening!
18:46Look at that!
18:47The mechanics is fucking hard!
18:49Oh!
18:50Oh!
18:51Shit!
18:52Oh!
18:53I believe that there are, like, three floors!
18:57Liar!
18:58Oh!
18:59I see!
19:00You lie!
19:01None!
19:02Crazy!
19:03What?!
19:04Three-fourths!
19:05Yeah!
19:06That's insane!
19:07Erica!
19:08Are there be collusion afoot!
19:10Ah!
19:11I hate collusion!
19:12Oh!
19:13So two people are down to one time!
19:15Oh!
19:16Who could it be?
19:17Play fast and loose!
19:18I say there be three ones!
19:19Oh!
19:20I say there be three ones!
19:21Oh!
19:22I say there's a liar afoot!
19:23Oh!
19:24Oh!
19:25I say there's a liar afoot!
19:26Oh!
19:27Oh!
19:28I have three fives!
19:29What was the ones?
19:30Oh my god, amazing!
19:31No one!
19:32How many did you say?
19:33You said three ones!
19:34Three!
19:35Oh!
19:36Oh!
19:37That's it!
19:38Ye be out!
19:39I be out!
19:40I be out!
19:41I be out!
19:42Okay, I would like to propose one last round.
19:45I think we all roll one more time, and Erica, you pick the number on the pip, and whoever's
19:51got the most of that wins.
19:52I like that, because if you've got more dice, you've got more chances.
19:55Exactly!
19:56Nice.
19:57But anyone could do it.
19:58All right.
19:59You're good?
20:00Roll'em!
20:03No one look at your dice!
20:04Okay.
20:05We all find out together.
20:06Okay.
20:07I like that.
20:08I say the number be...
20:11Five!
20:12Five!
20:13Me!
20:14Yeah!
20:15Seven!
20:16I always knew that I was a winner.
20:19I was like, oh my god.
20:20Yarrr!
20:21Yarrr!
20:22Yarrr!
20:23Yarrr!
20:24Yarrr!
20:25Yarrr!
20:26You're the captain!
20:27Me!
20:28What beard are you?
20:29Jade Valentine.
20:30What beard are you?
20:31I'm, um, beard removal.
20:35Long live Captain Beard Removal.
20:37Yarrr!
20:38Thank you!
20:39Yarrr!
20:40And now, tis time we fill these wee bellies that, uh, so they don't get scurvy!
20:48Yarrr!
20:51Yarrr!
20:52Yarrr!
20:53Yarrr!
20:54Would you, please tell us about today's snack?
20:57Today's snack is the Food of Kings.
21:00It's Flaming Hot Funyuns, which I love so much and to wash down the Lord's Treat, the pinnacle
21:09the pinnacle of American civilization
21:12and culinary research and development, blue Gatorade.
21:17Light blue.
21:17It's a light blue, the good one.
21:20Oh, it's so cute.
21:21I love the blue flavor.
21:22Yes.
21:24This is giving me a vending machine in theater school,
21:28in the basement.
21:29Didn't have time between rehearsal and class.
21:31100%.
21:33We are here.
21:33We are in the 7-Eleven.
21:35I'll be your one food on a pirate ship.
21:37I think you can do anything in a day
21:41on like four Flaming Hot Funions.
21:43Yeah.
21:44Now you know how D20 is produced, and it is not healthy.
21:48Guys, there's always one bag of Flaming Hot Funions
21:51like over in the dome, and it's just waiting for me.
21:55It's like, you did good.
21:56You killed a PC.
21:58You can have one little Funion.
21:59And I eat the one, and then I just
22:01drift through the rest of the day.
22:02So you've only ever eaten one Funion
22:05in your entire time in the dome.
22:06Oh.
22:07And I didn't even get that one, because technically,
22:09you killed other Cells.
22:11Damn.
22:12Yeah, take the fun.
22:13Whoa.
22:13Whoa.
22:15Well earned.
22:17Wait, no.
22:18Oh, I killed Ava.
22:19Yeah.
22:19Oh.
22:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:23That's in there, and that's it.
22:24I don't.
22:24Baby bird into it for you.
22:25Don't baby bird into it for you.
22:26Baby bird into it for you.
22:28Erica, what's your one snack you'd bring on a pirate ship?
22:31Now, see, I'm a big fan of authenticity and historical accuracy.
22:36Wow.
22:36So I would say a hardtack riddled with worms.
22:41Disgusting.
22:42Yeah.
22:43Awful.
22:43Solid love.
22:44Hardtack is like that lard and flour concoction that pirates eat so they don't pass away.
22:51That is correct.
22:51Not just pirates.
22:52Highwaymen.
22:53Highwaymen.
22:54People traveling.
22:55How does that keep them from passing away?
22:56There's so much fat in it, and it can last forever, and it's stale as shit.
23:00And worms?
23:01It tastes like shit.
23:01The protein.
23:02Yeah, I was going to say, wow, we really should have ended with yours.
23:07I am trying to win this game, and so it's chocolate protein shakes.
23:11Done.
23:12Interesting.
23:13I could live forever off that.
23:14Are you bringing a blender with you?
23:16And you don't get, oh, pre-mixed, baby.
23:18You don't get a little bit of diarrhea on the high seas?
23:21Yeah.
23:22You're going to have too high cholesterol.
23:25On the high seas, everyone's got diarrhea.
23:29Right?
23:30That does feel true.
23:31You're going to have too high cholesterol.
23:35Now that our mouths are spicy, let's get our dice spicy.
23:40Yeah.
23:41Let's dive into the rules of Farkle.
23:47Players roll dice and push their luck for optimal point scoring opportunities.
23:53On their turn, the active player is going to take six D6s and roll them.
23:58They have to set aside scoring dice and continue to score with dice until they reach at least
24:04500 points to get on the board.
24:07The first player to get to 10,000 is the winner.
24:11Now dice can score in many different ways.
24:14A single one can net you 100 points.
24:17You can set it aside and keep rolling the rest.
24:21A five by itself scores you 50 points.
24:23Set it aside, keep rolling the rest.
24:25There's three of a kinds rolled on a single roll.
24:27They're worth hundreds of points times the number on the die.
24:31So three threes is 300 points.
24:35A set of three ones is also going to net you 300 points.
24:41You can get four of a kind for 1,000 points, five of a kind for 2,000 points, six of a kind
24:47For 3,000 points, a straight one through six for 1,500, three pairs for 1,500, four of any number with a pair, so like a full house, if you will, is 1,500 and two triplets is 2,500 points.
25:05Now if you ever don't roll anything that's scoring, you yell, Farkle, and you Farkled, the turn moves to the next player and you get zero points.
25:15I like to play with a little house rule I call piggybacking.
25:19That means if the person before you stops rolling and there's still an opportunity to push your luck with their previous roll, you can take their point value and keep rolling, but you risk Farkling it all away.
25:35Sefi, as the winneriest winner, would you please do the honors and go first rolling into the dice tray and we'll help you with the points.
25:42Yeah.
25:43Okay.
25:44Ooh.
25:45That's actually really good.
25:46That's really good.
25:47Four of a kind.
25:48Four of a kind.
25:49What?
25:50Okay.
25:51Four of a kind is 1,000 points.
25:52Okay.
25:53We're putting those aside.
25:54Yeah.
25:55Now you can decide to stop there, bank 1,000 points, or you can roll those last two and potentially Farkles.
26:00Yep.
26:01Yeah.
26:02This is brah.
26:03Better odds than in poker, but whatever.
26:04One.
26:05I got a one.
26:06Oh my God.
26:07Okay.
26:08Okay.
26:09You can choose to roll the six or you can stop with 1,100 on the board.
26:14Awesome.
26:15Now, Izzy, you can either start from scratch or if you're feeling like you have a one third chance of rolling a one or a five, you can bank all of Sefi's points and go for more points.
26:28Farkle.
26:29Farkle.
26:30Roll the die.
26:31Yeah.
26:32Fail.
26:33Farkle.
26:34But it doesn't matter.
26:35That's how you Farkle.
26:36And that's how you Farkle.
26:37Oh, you just lose your turn.
26:38Why'd I have a cup?
26:39Why'd I have a cup?
26:40Here we go.
26:41I have a cup.
26:42Mama no Farkle.
26:43Mama no Farkle.
26:44Mama no Farkle.
26:45Okay.
26:46Two two of my eyes.
26:47Two three.
26:48That's a big old nine.
26:49You have to get three pairs or sets of three or one or a five.
26:54I Farkle.
26:55Okay.
26:56Okay.
26:57So I think Sefi just kind of.
26:58Mama no Farkle.
26:59Oh my God.
27:00Okay.
27:01And three ones.
27:02Wait, isn't that a full house?
27:04Two fours doesn't matter.
27:06We'll bank 100 and try to build from here.
27:08Ooh.
27:09Come on now.
27:10Three sixes.
27:11Three sixes.
27:12Yeah, that's 600 so you have 700 points.
27:14And the one.
27:15And then can I keep the one?
27:16Yeah, that's 800 points.
27:17Oh, and five.
27:18That's 850.
27:19I did the whole thing.
27:20Okay, 850.
27:21Are you going to keep going?
27:22850.
27:23Can I keep going?
27:24Okay.
27:25Let's begin again.
27:26Daddy, give us work.
27:27Okay.
27:28Okay.
27:29Okay.
27:30I'm going to roll everything with that one.
27:31One more time.
27:32A book.
27:33Okay.
27:34Several ones.
27:35Oh yeah.
27:36You have a three of a.
27:37Do you want to stop or keep going?
27:38You have 1150.
27:39I'm going to keep going.
27:40Oh.
27:41Okay.
27:42You can reroll one more one if you want.
27:43Daddy.
27:44Daddy.
27:45Daddy.
27:46Daddy.
27:47Daddy.
27:48You got a five.
27:49Okay.
27:50We got a five.
27:51I'm calling it here.
27:52I'm calling it here.
27:53Great.
27:54You got to roll off of that.
27:55You got to roll off of that.
27:56You got to roll off of that.
27:57My odds.
27:58No.
27:59Barkle.
28:00Barkle.
28:01Barkle.
28:02This sucks.
28:05You really haven't.
28:06You're having daddy comfort.
28:07Oh.
28:08Five.
28:09Oh my god.
28:10Okay, hold on.
28:11I have three.
28:12Five.
28:13And a one.
28:14And a one.
28:15And a one.
28:16Six hundred.
28:17You can stop there.
28:18I'm sorry.
28:19You say it.
28:20You say it.
28:21I want to be supportive.
28:22I'm going to try it.
28:23Okay.
28:24Is that crazy?
28:25No.
28:26Do it.
28:27Do it.
28:28Do it.
28:29I'm going to be ballsy.
28:30Yes!
28:31I'm going to stop here.
28:32700 points on there.
28:33Nice.
28:34Hey, there's a lesson for you kids.
28:35Always do dangerous stuff.
28:36Let's go.
28:37I know.
28:38I'm not ballsy.
28:39Let's go.
28:40No, you're good.
28:41Well, I better not be.
28:42I need to get those removed.
28:43Keep it.
28:44Keep it.
28:45Keep it.
28:46Oh my god.
28:47Look at that.
28:48But it's four of a kind.
28:49Four of a kind is a thousand plus one for 1100.
28:53You already have 1100 on the board.
28:55I'm incredible.
28:56Stop.
28:57You're 2200.
28:58Yeah.
28:59Are you feeling bold enough to try with one die?
29:02Izzy, you haven't had a turn yet.
29:03A real turn.
29:04Yes, I have.
29:05I farkled.
29:06Yeah.
29:07You're not on the board yet.
29:08Okay.
29:09Farkling is the most important part of the game.
29:12Yeah.
29:13It is.
29:14Otherwise, why are we here?
29:16But also, Izzy, I feel like that's something that Daddy Farkle is just telling you to kind
29:21of support his machine where he's like, you have to-
29:24Big Farkle.
29:25Yeah.
29:26Sign up for his subscriptions.
29:28Izzy, don't.
29:29Okay.
29:30Why?
29:31Why are you paying for that?
29:32It's $599.
29:33Yes.
29:34Liar.
29:35Wrong.
29:36Wrong game.
29:37Do it.
29:38Do it.
29:39Do it.
29:40Yeah.
29:41Yeah.
29:42That's $1,200.
29:43Roll them all again.
29:44Yeah.
29:45Yeah.
29:46Now, you could also-
29:47Did you have $1,200?
29:48Is Sefi's points?
29:49Yeah.
29:50You just piggybacked off of it.
29:51Well, I think I get to keep my points.
29:52Yeah.
29:53Yeah.
29:54It's a copy.
29:55You got $1,200.
29:56You just got $1,200.
29:57You can stop.
29:58And you can keep going.
29:59Yeah.
30:00Yeah.
30:01Yeah.
30:02Go.
30:03Go.
30:04Let's go.
30:05Go.
30:06Oh my God.
30:07Let's fucking go.
30:08Okay.
30:09So that's $1,600.
30:10Okay.
30:11Are you going to stop or keep going?
30:12I'm going to keep going.
30:13I'm going to keep going.
30:14Woo!
30:15One out of five.
30:16One out of five.
30:17Okay.
30:18$1,750.
30:19You should probably stop.
30:20You should probably stop.
30:21Incredible.
30:22And we're only going to $1,750, right?
30:24Yeah.
30:25We're only going to $1,500.
30:26Go, Becca!
30:27Go!
30:28Becca!
30:29Go!
30:30Go!
30:31No!
30:32Go big or go home.
30:33Go big or go home.
30:34That's a Farkle.
30:35You have to try.
30:36That's a Farkle.
30:37You have to try.
30:38And Farkle's a slur.
30:39Hey.
30:40And Farkle is a slur.
30:41We don't go against who yet.
30:42This is bad.
30:43It's bad.
30:44I'm going to put them in the fives as well.
30:45Hey, Aabria, this one sucks.
30:46I've begun to learn the rules.
30:48Yes.
30:49And that, I think, is bad.
30:50That was absolute shit.
30:51But we're going to hold on to the fives.
30:52One.
30:53Yeah.
30:54Five years younger than me.
30:55This is psychotic.
30:56So bad.
30:57One combo at a time.
30:58This feels bad.
30:59This feels bad.
31:00Okay, 200's done nothing?
31:01One at a time.
31:02300.
31:03Last one.
31:04You got it.
31:05Stop.
31:06No.
31:07You should stop.
31:08Okay, Farkle.
31:09Yeah.
31:10Alright, this is my first real turn.
31:11Woo!
31:12Yay!
31:13Daddy!
31:14Daddy!
31:15Daddy!
31:16Oh my god.
31:17600.
31:18600.
31:19Alright, we're on the board.
31:20Stop if you want.
31:21No, I will not stop.
31:23Stop!
31:24Oh, they should have this at a casino.
31:26Uh...
31:27You Farkle.
31:28Oh, I Farkle.
31:29I said it stopped.
31:30Alright.
31:31It felt good.
31:32For those moments where...
31:33600!
31:34Okay.
31:35Woo!
31:36600!
31:37But cursed.
31:38It was cursed.
31:39Whatever.
31:40Hey!
31:41Yeah!
31:42700!
31:43It was my stop.
31:44700!
31:45Oh!
31:46Only when I eat takis.
31:47Only when I eat takis.
31:48Yes.
31:49You're going for it?
31:50Yeah.
31:51Incredible.
31:52Yeah!
31:53800!
31:54Banked.
31:55Never punished.
31:56If you Farkle doesn't get for the poll, we just have that punishment.
31:59Okay, we have a Farkle.
32:00Yeah, it's pretty bad.
32:01That's 850.
32:02That's 850.
32:03Okay.
32:04At least I didn't Farkle.
32:05You still good!
32:06That's among the worst things I've ever seen.
32:07That's among the worst things I've ever seen.
32:08You still good!
32:09That's among the worst things I've ever seen.
32:10Daddy, Farkle, please give them to me your cummies.
32:12If this rolls, Farkle, it's done.
32:13You're cooked.
32:14Okay.
32:15Okay.
32:16Five.
32:17Yeah!
32:18900.
32:19Do not limp into a funeral.
32:20Do not limp into a funeral.
32:21I'm so worried.
32:22I love it.
32:23Oh!
32:24I'll stop now.
32:25It feels greedy to go further.
32:26Okay.
32:27Seppy is at 3,350.
32:28Let's go!
32:29Ooh!
32:30Pretty bad.
32:31Pretty bad!
32:32It's a sleepy start, but you can keep going.
32:33It's okay.
32:34You can do anything.
32:35You never know.
32:36Pretty bad, Izzy.
32:37I'm just here to support you.
32:38Okay, you got a one.
32:39So...
32:40And a five.
32:41And a five.
32:42Pick the one.
32:43Yeah.
32:44Five.
32:45Are you on the board yet?
32:46Yes.
32:47You could take 200.
32:48I just wanted to know.
32:49I wanted to know.
32:50You're not going to win if you take 200.
32:52You got this, big dog.
32:53Big dog.
32:54You feeling good?
32:55Big dog, go!
32:56Come on, Miss Doug.
32:57You subscribed to Big Daddy.
32:58What drugs do you want me to do?
32:59I'll do it.
33:00The limitless one.
33:01Five.
33:02Yay!
33:03Amazing.
33:04Do I dare, for a third time, sparkle it all away?
33:06Well, it seems like you...
33:07Nah, 250's bad.
33:08That's not good.
33:09I like the judgment.
33:10Okay.
33:11Okay.
33:12I like the judgment.
33:13Okay.
33:14Okay.
33:15You could take 200.
33:16You could take 200.
33:17I just wanted to know.
33:18You're not going to win if you take 200.
33:20You got this, big dog.
33:21Big dog.
33:22You feeling good?
33:23Big dog, go!
33:24Come on, Miss Doug.
33:25You subscribed to Big Daddy.
33:26What drugs do you want me to do?
33:27I'll do it.
33:28The limitless one.
33:29Okay.
33:30What?
33:31It's not good enough.
33:32We're keeping one.
33:33Okay.
33:34Better?
33:35Better.
33:36I'll try it.
33:37If you roll better for easy specifically.
33:38Sorry, sorry.
33:39200.
33:40Farkle.
33:41Farkle.
33:42Oh, no.
33:43Farkle at all.
33:44But you have to farkle.
33:46I gotta go.
33:47Like, you have to have some farkle in the game.
33:49What's life like when you're not blessed?
33:50Okay.
33:51Fives.
33:52Three fives.
33:53Three fives.
33:54500.
33:55You love it.
33:56Okay.
33:57What would actually be smart to take two of those fives?
33:58Okay.
33:59Okay.
34:00Okay.
34:01We got one.
34:02650.
34:03I'm gonna stop.
34:04I'm gonna do it.
34:05I'm gonna do all of them.
34:06Wait, wait.
34:07That one too.
34:08You got to roll.
34:09New go.
34:10New go.
34:11New go.
34:12All of them.
34:13Okay.
34:14I just wasn't sure if I could like convince you to attempt a farkle.
34:15You have three sixes.
34:16Okay.
34:17Oh my god.
34:18Okay.
34:19Okay.
34:20Big money, big money.
34:21Daddy.
34:22Daddy.
34:23Daddy.
34:24The moments where I'm rolling these guys, I feel alive.
34:25Nope.
34:26Nope.
34:27Barkle.
34:28Barkle.
34:29You know what, Erica?
34:30You and me, we don't need pointless.
34:31It's about the thrill of the chase.
34:32In life, you don't need to win.
34:34Whoa.
34:35Just survive.
34:36Just survive.
34:37Just survive.
34:38Just survive.
34:39And isn't that his own winning?
34:40Four.
34:41Four.
34:42Wow.
34:43Oh, full house.
34:44Full house.
34:45Full house.
34:46Full house.
34:47Roll them all if you dare.
34:48These are the parents and these are the four children.
34:50Yes.
34:51Mommy, daddy, four children.
34:53Mommy, daddy, baby, baby, baby.
34:54Sorry, wait.
34:55So you keep all that and now you start again.
34:57I can roll again?
34:58Now all you can do is roll.
34:59I need one thing.
35:00But you're gonna roll something else.
35:01Look at this, look at this.
35:02No, no.
35:03We have ones.
35:04I'll take.
35:05Oh my god.
35:06That would be 17.
35:07No scrubs.
35:08And you ought to know.
35:10Do not stop.
35:11You are crushing it.
35:13You will do one more.
35:14No dice roll has anything to do with the next one.
35:16You could lose.
35:17That's not true.
35:181,700 points.
35:19Impossible.
35:20Truly impossible.
35:21Do it.
35:22Angel, devil.
35:23No, you're perfect.
35:24Five.
35:25Yeah.
35:26And a one.
35:27And I'm stopping.
35:28Okay.
35:29That's beautiful.
35:30Incredible.
35:31What are you gonna do?
35:32Roll them.
35:33Let's go.
35:34Nothing.
35:35Well, you have to try.
35:36I have to try.
35:37You have to be bold.
35:38Is that the best?
35:39Come on.
35:40Sure.
35:41Four threes.
35:42Okay.
35:43Four threes.
35:44Let's fucking go.
35:45She's so thirsty.
35:46Do it.
35:47Do it.
35:48Let's go little biggie.
35:49Yeah.
35:50I am on the board.
35:52You made it.
35:53Okay.
35:54I have loved you with my whole heart for so long.
35:56This is your chance to prove that you love me back a little bit.
35:59This one goes out to Daddy Farkle.
36:02No.
36:03No.
36:04He's a menace and he's a tyrant.
36:05Down with the patriarchy.
36:06Daddy Farkle, you eat my butt.
36:07Yeah.
36:08Yeah.
36:09Don't give him a gift.
36:10Don't give him a gift.
36:11Don't give him a gift.
36:12He doesn't give a gift.
36:13It's not his Christmas.
36:14No.
36:15All right.
36:16Here we go.
36:17Anything.
36:18Two.
36:19Okay.
36:20A one and a five.
36:21One and a five.
36:22I would stop.
36:23Can't.
36:24But I'm not you.
36:25Don't stop.
36:26I'm sorry you suck.
36:29Oh.
36:30I'm not because I'm winning when I gamble at life.
36:35Yay.
36:36That's really cute.
36:37Is he really turned in a single round?
36:39Oh.
36:40You have hat dice.
36:41Hat dice.
36:42Hat dice baby.
36:43Let's go.
36:44All power dice.
36:45That's 300 plus 200 for a total of 500 you can roll them all.
36:49Let's go.
36:50Yeah.
36:51Keep going.
36:52Do it.
36:53Honey.
36:54Hey.
36:55One.
36:56Yes.
36:57That's awesome.
36:58That's awesome.
36:59Okay.
37:00Wait.
37:01That rocks.
37:02Keep going.
37:03Just keep going.
37:04Come on now.
37:05Don't barkle.
37:06Didn't barkle.
37:07Okay.
37:08Okay.
37:09So you're living bold now.
37:10Yeah.
37:11Yeah.
37:12Yeah.
37:13I believe.
37:14I believe.
37:15Five to five.
37:16You still in eight.
37:17You worried?
37:18You might barkle the whole thing alone.
37:19This role is handsome.
37:20I'm going to.
37:21Seven.
37:22I am absolutely rolling on that.
37:23Let's go Steffi.
37:24Two turns in a row.
37:25My hubris is strong.
37:26Reika has pulled into the lead with 4,000 points.
37:30No.
37:31Steffi in second with 3,350.
37:32Let's go.
37:33Izzy in third with 3,000.
37:35Ebria with 1,850.
37:37Me with 1,100.
37:38And Erica, you look cute.
37:41You look cute.
37:43You look cute.
37:44So when you barkle, you don't lose all of your points.
37:46No.
37:47No, no, no.
37:48Just that round.
37:49Once it's on the page.
37:50It's on the page.
37:51It's on the page.
37:52Super Nintendo brutalist.
37:53Yes.
37:54It's so awful.
37:55Super Nintendo is there.
37:56Yeah.
37:57Okay.
37:58Five, five.
37:59Five, five.
38:00Okay.
38:01Five.
38:02Five, keep it going.
38:03That's so pretty bad.
38:05One, two, three, four, six.
38:07I wish that that counted with that five before.
38:10Because it's a straight, but it's not together.
38:12No one's world is straight.
38:13Nope.
38:14Is anyone here straight?
38:15Jesus.
38:16I think I am.
38:17I'm so sorry.
38:18I'm so sorry.
38:19I know.
38:20I'm sorry.
38:21Unfortunately.
38:22I'm so sorry.
38:23We accept you.
38:25Don't worry.
38:26I mean, there could be more exploration, but I think at this point-
38:29Who has the energy?
38:30Yeah, it's really like-
38:31I don't know.
38:32It is very fun.
38:33Polly Emery really blows my mind.
38:35I flarked it.
38:36Oh, and I also messed up the dice.
38:38Perfect.
38:39I don't want your trash.
38:40Oh, okay.
38:43It looked-
38:44It looked promising.
38:45It looked important, but then it wasn't.
38:46It's so hard to read numbers.
38:48It is.
38:49I also think they are.
38:50But like five to three differentiator is a little tricky at this angle.
38:53They look like cube cheese.
38:55They do.
38:56Oh, you're crumbelievable.
39:01All right.
39:02I have 200 and I'm still going.
39:03It is three.
39:04Oh.
39:05Hot dice.
39:06Hot dice.
39:07Okay.
39:08Let's go.
39:09Oh.
39:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:11Oh, you're at 1100 for 2200 total.
39:13Nice.
39:14What are you going to do about it?
39:15What do you think I'm going to do?
39:16Oh.
39:17Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink.
39:18Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink.
39:19Oink, oink, oink.
39:20Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink.
39:21Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink.
39:22So that's 1200.
39:23Keep it.
39:24Keep it.
39:25The only way to make a move-
39:26Yeah, do it.
39:27Is to do that.
39:28Oh, wow.
39:29That's on dungeon map.
39:30Oh, wow.
39:31I'll just put an extra net.
39:39The secret is I'll Farkle to make you have to roll from scratch to get to 500 every time.
39:45Oh, that's funny.
39:46That's what we're actually doing.
39:48That's actually your day.
39:49That's extra.
39:50Oh, that's funny.
39:52I will Farkle you over every round of the game.
39:55Farkle.
39:56Farkle you.
39:58You go Farkle yourself.
39:59Oh.
40:00Hey.
40:01One.
40:02One in a five.
40:03One in a five.
40:04What is going on over here?
40:06What'd you do to the Daddy Farkle defense?
40:08Farkle defense?
40:09Yeah.
40:10You can do it.
40:11Come on now.
40:12One.
40:13One in a five.
40:14One in a five.
40:15Just keep the one.
40:16Keep the one.
40:17Go for it.
40:18This is it.
40:19I don't care if I get-
40:20I don't care if I get four if I can keep Erica off the scoreboard.
40:22That's the funniest thing that's ever happened.
40:23This is so stupid.
40:25This is so stupid.
40:26So bad.
40:27I can't believe what's happening.
40:29You have to get three of a kind.
40:31Yeah.
40:32Or two ones.
40:33Or just roll ones all day.
40:34Or two ones.
40:35Yeah.
40:36Okay.
40:37Wait a minute.
40:38Wait a minute.
40:39This is it.
40:40This is it.
40:41Just get a one.
40:42Or two five.
40:43Do you have a 33% chance of getting on the board?
40:46Five.
40:47Five.
40:48Okay, that's 400.
40:49That's so rude.
40:50You have to roll a one or a five.
40:52You have to roll a one or a five.
40:53You have to roll a one or a five.
40:54You got it.
40:55I feel it.
40:56Come on.
40:57Oh my God.
40:58This game ends when Erica scores.
40:59No.
41:00Yeah.
41:01That seems fair.
41:02Yeah.
41:03Yeah.
41:04We're going to call it when Erica scores.
41:05That is so crazy.
41:07I'm so sorry I've done this to you, but this is my fun.
41:10Honestly, what's crazy is I've never seen Erica, because this game doesn't involve being good
41:15at anything.
41:16Yeah.
41:17I've never seen you be bad at something, because you're not bad at this.
41:19It's true.
41:20It's just something horrible is happening to you.
41:22Just something horrible is happening to you.
41:23It's just something awful that I would never wish for myself.
41:26And so it's like, wow, Erica, are you okay?
41:29Oh my God.
41:30I'm so sorry.
41:31You're doing good.
41:32It's so important to me.
41:34Okay.
41:35Okay.
41:36One.
41:37Okay.
41:38One.
41:39And a five.
41:40The best you've got are some ones.
41:41I will keep the one.
41:42Hi baby.
41:43Let's go.
41:44Okay.
41:45Five.
41:46Five hundredths.
41:47I'm not doing any more.
41:49That's exactly what you want.
41:50Love it.
41:51What am I going to do?
41:52What am I going to do?
41:53What am I going to do?
41:54What am I going to do?
41:55Bitch out.
41:56That's what I'm going to do.
41:57I actually do think bitching out is an important thing to do.
42:00Yeah.
42:01For your safety.
42:02And what have you earned from that?
42:04A one.
42:05Five.
42:06Oh, actually a one.
42:07Build it from scratch.
42:08Okay.
42:09I thought I was going to hate this game.
42:10It's really fun.
42:11I love it.
42:12I love it.
42:13Two.
42:14Two.
42:15Hundred.
42:16Three hundred fifty.
42:17If you keep it all.
42:18Nope.
42:19I'm already rolling too late.
42:20Okay.
42:21That's okay.
42:22I will stay.
42:23Three fifty for Safi.
42:25Cute.
42:26A little cute moment.
42:27You got five.
42:28Two.
42:29Five.
42:30Five.
42:31Five.
42:32I don't want to hear that tone.
42:34You got a five.
42:35Five.
42:40Finn.
42:41Yeah.
42:4210.
42:43Look.
42:44$550 right there.
42:45Somebody came through strong for you.
42:46$550's pretty good.
42:47I'm out.
42:48Becca what you gonna do.
42:49$550.
42:50Oink $550.
42:51Oink $550.
42:52Oink $550.
42:53Oink 8, Oink's Becca!
42:54You got the same number as well.
42:58Come on.
42:59She was unbaffled.
43:00I don't even care.
43:01If you care, the universe cares.
43:03People don't care.
43:04Yeah.
43:05There you go.
43:06But if you were casual and then you rolled it, it would look so awesome.
43:08I thought I looked awesome.
43:10Please.
43:12Truly no.
43:13Oh.
43:14Wow.
43:15Now hold on, hold on.
43:17I think that we kind of need to come up with an alternate win condition.
43:24And Erica still isn't on the board and I feel like you have an idea.
43:28I have a terrible idea.
43:29We picked pirates for a reason because we're here to gamble with dice.
43:32Oh!
43:33I think-
43:34Are we supposed to be pirates this whole episode?
43:36No.
43:37No.
43:38No.
43:39People turned it off after this.
43:40I think we should be able to gamble with all the points we have remaining on whether
43:45or not Erica gets on the board by the end of their turn.
43:48Priya, why you take the only game I've ever been winning at and you say, what if we gave
43:53away all our points to somebody else?
43:55You don't have to bet any of your points.
43:57You don't have to bet any of your points and you'll be fine.
43:59Yeah.
44:00I think if you're correct about your bet, you get your point.
44:02Like you get that amount of points back.
44:04Yeah.
44:05If you are wrong, Erica gets your point.
44:07Oh!
44:08That is so crazy.
44:09And I think we should all do it like a New York bookie.
44:12Priya, you have 4,400 points.
44:16How many would you like to gamble on this here wager?
44:19I feel Erica will not get on the board.
44:22Okay.
44:23I will bet, I'll bet 700 points on that.
44:26Woo!
44:27Okay.
44:28You can double it.
44:29I will bet that Erica will get on the board.
44:31You better not fuck up for comedy.
44:33And I'm going to bet 1,500.
44:36Okay.
44:37I bet Erica will not get on the board all of my points.
44:41Okay.
44:42Great.
44:43Times 3,550 points.
44:45Yeah.
44:46Okay.
44:47I'm going to bet it all.
44:49I still won't be winning.
44:51It's 2,200 that Erica will not get on.
44:56I bet all of my points that Erica does not get on the board.
44:59No.
45:00Okay.
45:01Erica, if you don't get on the board,
45:04all of us except for Sefi will get to double however many points we put in.
45:08If you do, you will get whatever you roll plus 8,300 points.
45:16We can get to 10,000 here and now.
45:19Naturally.
45:20This could happen.
45:21We could do this.
45:22Oh man, this is funny.
45:23Erica, this is the most important roll you will ever make.
45:25Make us look like absolute jackasses on television.
45:29Do it.
45:30Do it.
45:31It's dropout television.
45:32It's .TV.
45:34At the end of the day, it's .TV.
45:36It's .TV.
45:37It's not .movie.
45:38It's not .internet.
45:39Okay.
45:40Okay.
45:41Okay.
45:42Not looking great so far.
45:43Hold on.
45:44Four, five, six.
45:45You got a straight.
45:46You got a straight.
45:47You got a freaking straight.
45:49A straight is 1,500.
45:51Both of all those dice are hot.
45:54Wait.
45:55Wait.
45:56Are you serious?
45:57I feel crazy.
45:58I feel crazy.
45:59I feel crazy.
46:00I feel crazy.
46:01I feel crazy.
46:02I can't fucking believe that that happened.
46:08Stop it.
46:09If you say I'm going to keep going and you roll again in Fargo, I will pile drive you through
46:14this fucking table.
46:15It is so .
46:17Erica, please do it because I want to see that.
46:20That's . . .
46:21I will . . .
46:22Please do it.
46:23I will physically destroy your body.
46:25What is so crazy.
46:26Please do it because that's so hot.
46:27There is literally . . .
46:28It's so hot.
46:29No fucking reason on earth for them to do it because they already won.
46:35Yeah.
46:36Why would they do it?
46:37We made the win condition.
46:38They could win.
46:39Yeah.
46:40Erica, do it.
46:41Do it.
46:42Do it.
46:43Do it.
46:44Do it.
46:45Or you could keep going.
46:46Erica, look me in the eye.
46:47Are you on a comedy show or are you on a show with, like, a game you should win?
46:52What will you do?
46:53What?
46:54I love you so much.
46:55What does Daddy Farkle say?
46:56Oh, my God.
46:57I can't . . .
46:58I can't . . .
46:59Wait.
47:00Wait.
47:01Wait.
47:02This is something.
47:03This is three pairs for another 1,500.
47:05You're at 3,000 points.
47:06That's the game.
47:073,000 points.
47:08That's the game.
47:09That's the game.
47:10That's the game.
47:11Thank you for joining us.
47:12Woo!
47:13You're not going to go again?
47:18So call the comeback.
47:19He's been here for years.
47:20He's been here for years.
47:21We hadn't made that crazy whole bet thing.
47:24Erica would have won in two turns.
47:27Okay.
47:28So here's the scores.
47:30Amazing.
47:31Izzy was zero.
47:33Me was zero.
47:34Abria was zero.
47:35We have Rekha with 3,700.
47:38Yes.
47:39Sefi with 5,200 for a successful bet for Erica.
47:43Yes.
47:44And Erica with 11,300.
47:47And that's your Game of Farkle.
47:49Yeah.
47:50Woo!
47:51Woo!
47:52Hey, guys.
47:53I say it all the time over in the dome, and I mean it more now than ever.
47:57The dice tell a fucking story.
47:59Amen.
48:00Yes.
48:01Are we all shaking hands?
48:02Wow.
48:03All right.
48:04Thank you so much for watching Carla Room.
48:06Daddy.
48:07Daddy.
48:08Daddy.
48:09Daddy.
48:10Daddy.
48:11Daddy.
48:12Woo!
48:13Oh, my God.
48:14Thank you for watching Carla Room where strategy meets shenanigans.
48:17We'll see you next time, daddy!
48:19Woo!
48:20Woo!
48:25I love beach, oh!
48:26What?
48:27What is the craziest thing I've ever done.
48:29Bye!
48:30I love the crazy thing I've ever done.
48:31Bye.
48:32Bye.
48:33Bye.
48:35Bye.
48:36Bye.
48:38Bye.
48:39Bye.
48:40Bye.
48:41Have fun.
48:42Bye.
48:44Bye.
48:45Bye.