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00:00:01Previously on Dragula...
00:00:03Do you feel like you're coasting?
00:00:05Well, I wouldn't say coasting because I'm going like this.
00:00:07Ooh!
00:00:09Yuri needs to fucking win something.
00:00:12I don't know if we're all seeing her as a true competitor at this point.
00:00:15You'll have to use all your drag crafting abilities
00:00:18to conceptualize and create an authentic D&D style look.
00:00:22Gray matter, anti-heroine,
00:00:24you have both won this week's Dungeons & Drag Queens challenge.
00:00:28Jaharia and Asia, you are up for extermination this week.
00:00:32Each of us have been up for extermination.
00:00:34Seems like the qualifiers are here.
00:00:37So what are you going to do?
00:00:39Why don't y'all cast a curse on me next week?
00:00:41How about that?
00:00:42I think that you've kind of been on a decline.
00:00:44You started so high, you started so strong,
00:00:47and you've kind of just been here.
00:00:49I have been trying for three fucking seasons to get on this show.
00:00:53I will do fucking anything, even get these legs tattooed
00:00:56that I don't fucking have to.
00:00:58Jaharia, girl, it's time to go.
00:01:00I love it.
00:01:02There you go.
00:01:03Let's go.
00:01:04All right, so you're supposed to connect the jugular to the battery pack.
00:01:31I'm not even sure if I want to bring him back.
00:01:34He's so much more pleasant when he can't talk.
00:01:41Oh, it's you again.
00:01:44Back for more, are you?
00:01:46Well, if we didn't scare you off with needles, sharks, skydiving, and a Tesla coil,
00:01:52I suppose we can expect you here into the end, so you may as well get comfortable.
00:01:57And if you're looking for a little more gore and terror, you've arrived just in time.
00:02:03Tonight, we're stitching together a twisted tale that's straight out of our favorite horror
00:02:07flicks.
00:02:08It's a night where we mix parts that don't belong together and see what monstrous creations
00:02:13emerge from the shadows.
00:02:15So grab your popcorn and your spare body parts, because things are about to get electrifying.
00:02:23Drag, filth, horror, glamour.
00:02:41Drag, you know, she's a killer.
00:02:44Queen, Dragula.
00:02:48She'll make you scream.
00:02:50The winner of the Boulay Brothers' Dragula will receive a cash prize of $100,000, courtesy of us, and the crown and title of Dragula, the world's next drag super monster.
00:03:20Oh my golly.
00:03:45Holy shit.
00:03:48Last week was a double win, the first of the season, with anti-heroine and gray matter.
00:03:55I wish it was me, but it was justified, I guess.
00:04:00How are you feeling going into this week knowing that everybody else does have a win?
00:04:04Oh, it doesn't bother me. You know.
00:04:06At this point, I feel like a broken record.
00:04:08Yuri knows she needs a win, but you gotta do something to get the win.
00:04:12I thought we all knew that.
00:04:14I feel like Yuri is next on the chopping block. Like, bitch, at this point in the game, where's the win? What are you bringing?
00:04:20Who do you guys think is coming back?
00:04:22I mean, it would be really gaggy if Asia went home.
00:04:27Like, has been doing so well in this competition, and this was, like, one slip-up, but, like, crazier things have happened.
00:04:33Jaharia's been up for extermination now twice, and she really has faltered a lot.
00:04:41It makes sense for Asia to come back.
00:04:44That being said, that's exactly why I want Asia to stay gone.
00:04:48Jaharia, please come back.
00:04:50We only need two people with two wins, okay?
00:04:53Ugh, I hate to say it, but I think that Jaharia went home.
00:04:56She's tripped up a few times, and the docs were just not it, mama.
00:05:00Yoda Jackson, goodbye.
00:05:03You can't get rid of me that easy, bitches!
00:05:06Get out of our laboratory!
00:05:08I'm back, bitches. You can't get rid of Asia.
00:05:11I proved that I deserve to be here, and I got a new tattoo on my glorious ass.
00:05:16I got it right on my ass, bitches.
00:05:19What?
00:05:20Oh!
00:05:23And look, I can make her dance!
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:28Holy shit, this tattoo is so fucking ugly, and it covers, like, her entire fucking ass.
00:05:36Like, sorry, trade.
00:05:37It has sausage nipples, a dick dagger, and a puddle of piss.
00:05:43They put, like, green fog all around it, too.
00:05:46I think that's a bruise.
00:05:48This fucking tattoo is everything.
00:05:51I fucking love this disgusting pile of shit.
00:05:54I'm so happy, no.
00:05:56I'm so happy, I just, that's not me.
00:05:58The extermination gave me the fucking fire that I need to continue in this competition,
00:06:02especially being so fucking close to the end.
00:06:05I'm not worried about where I'm standing right now.
00:06:08So you're not nervous that, like, two wins doesn't mean anything?
00:06:11No, because, again, I stood out when there was the most bitches in the room, and I know
00:06:15I can do that again and again and again.
00:06:17Okay.
00:06:18So why haven't you been doing it?
00:06:19I was in the top two weeks before that.
00:06:21Okay.
00:06:22So what do you mean?
00:06:23But you didn't win.
00:06:24What's the difference?
00:06:25But it's also been weeks since those wins.
00:06:27You haven't won anything in a while.
00:06:28But the difference is, I have the fucking fire in me now, getting that extermination,
00:06:32that tattoo on my ass, and there's nothing that's going to stand in my way.
00:06:35I don't give a fuck who it is in this room.
00:06:37My extermination put a fire under my ass.
00:06:39Let's be real, you had, like, the easiest extermination.
00:06:41I had to get a tattoo on my fucking ass.
00:06:44I lip sync against another person that is an incredible artist.
00:06:47That's what's difficult.
00:06:49We all lip sync for a living.
00:06:50Okay.
00:06:51Not all of us get needles in our skin or get tattoos on our fucking ass.
00:06:55You literally said, thank you for making me lip sync.
00:06:58Yeah, girl.
00:06:59And that's what I'm talking about.
00:07:00Oh my god, that was exciting.
00:07:03Did y'all see that?
00:07:04Bitch, you scare me.
00:07:05Oh my god.
00:07:06That was a fucking gift.
00:07:08Going out and getting a tattoo, which is something any of us would do on a Saturday night,
00:07:13not that difficult.
00:07:14I would say more people lip sync on a Saturday than get tattoos, girl.
00:07:18And let's be honest, what you did was karaoke.
00:07:22I think it would be difficult for any of us to lip sync against each other.
00:07:26So I don't know why we're denying that or why we're trying to talk me down from that.
00:07:30What I did was just as difficult as anybody else.
00:07:33Can we agree on that?
00:07:34Or are we going to keep fighting?
00:07:36I feel like Asia is getting nervous.
00:07:38She's went through a lot of the competition being the only person with two wins.
00:07:42And now she's equals with two other people.
00:07:45But may I add, she's not coming for Grey for some reason, so what's the fucking deal,
00:07:50bitch?
00:07:51I'm fucking coming for you, bitch.
00:07:52Girl, you better fucking watch out.
00:07:54Can y'all stop bickering about, like, who's handling your exterminations better?
00:07:59Like, just do better.
00:08:00Okay, all right.
00:08:04We're getting serious now, bitch.
00:08:06Let's bring it on.
00:08:08Bring it on.
00:08:09Good evening, my cunty little cadavers.
00:08:22My, my, my.
00:08:24Just look at you all.
00:08:25I can't believe how far you've made it.
00:08:28I mean, seriously, for some of you, I am really, really surprised.
00:08:33But you know what?
00:08:35Good for you.
00:08:36Remember the little engine that could and the black sheep and the pokey little puppy
00:08:41and all that.
00:08:42Keep up the good work.
00:08:44Got her asses.
00:08:47And speaking of good work, this week we're taking modified body parts to the next level
00:08:53with our fabulously fiendish Frankenhooker challenge.
00:08:58Oh my god.
00:09:00For this week's main challenge, you are to draw inspiration from the term Frankenhooker
00:09:05and conceptualize and create a new sexy monster who knows how to cuddle as well as they kill.
00:09:11You'll also have to choreograph a sexy supernatural video vixen lip sync performance in your new
00:09:20patchwork prostitute look.
00:09:22And as there are only a few of you left now, you better not disappoint us.
00:09:27Okay.
00:09:28No disappointment.
00:09:30The winner of the challenge will also receive a five-day all-inclusive cruise and a VIP upgrade
00:09:35and airfare to and from Miami, courtesy of Big Gay Cruise.
00:09:41To get you in the mood for this week's Fright Feet, you'll be playing a little game of electric
00:09:50chair trivia with your exer-sister, Cynthia Doll.
00:09:53Cynthia will hook you up with an electric collar, ask you Dragula-related trivia questions,
00:10:02and if you get them wrong, she'll fry you.
00:10:06There's the electric chair, bitch.
00:10:09Oh my god.
00:10:11Whoever gets the most questions right will win the Fright Feet and will win the ability to cast
00:10:16the Curse of Baldness, which will allow you to evaporate a competitor of your choosing's
00:10:22wig for the main floor show.
00:10:24Have fun sluts, and we'll see you in a few days on the main stage.
00:10:30Bye.
00:10:31Bye.
00:10:32Oh my god.
00:10:33That's wild.
00:10:34Woo.
00:10:35Oh my god.
00:10:36The winner of this week's challenge gets an all-expenses-paid cruise.
00:10:45Oh, I want that so bad.
00:10:49This is the biggest prize yet, and bitch, I am gunning for that cruise.
00:10:53I've only been to LA.
00:10:54You know, it would be lovely to win a cruise.
00:10:57My Emmy.
00:10:58Oh.
00:10:59Mark my fucking words.
00:11:01You are not getting that cruise.
00:11:03But then there's this fucking Fright Feet, Curse of Baldness.
00:11:07Yeah.
00:11:08All the curses leading up to this has just been like, oh, we're going to make it a little
00:11:11harder for you to get ready.
00:11:12This is changing your look.
00:11:14Yeah.
00:11:15Like, this is like going to severely bring somebody back.
00:11:19The Frank and Hooker challenge?
00:11:21That's not the challenge to be bald, bitch.
00:11:23No.
00:11:24I need my hair.
00:11:25Didn't we all agree we're giving it to Pi, though?
00:11:28Yeah.
00:11:29When did we all say we were going to vote for Pi?
00:11:31I mean, I think I made it very clear who I'd be voting for this week.
00:11:35I feel like you've definitely been a heavy hitter this whole time, and I left my sights off
00:11:39of you, so I think that's definitely where I would aim my curse this week.
00:11:42Okay, all right.
00:11:43My curse.
00:11:44I think I'm going to stay true to my word.
00:11:46I'm just going to have to give it to Pi.
00:11:48Pi needs that fire to quote-unquote win.
00:11:52Here's the thing.
00:11:53Y'all say I don't have any fire when y'all are over here like talking about like, ah,
00:11:57I handled my flop week better than you handled your flop week, and I am not flop week yet.
00:12:01So.
00:12:02Shit.
00:12:03There's always time for it.
00:12:04So that's that.
00:12:05Cynthia!
00:12:06Good morning, hookers.
00:12:07She looks gorgeous.
00:12:08Oh, only five of you left.
00:12:09I know.
00:12:10It's been crazy.
00:12:11Yeah.
00:12:12So as you know, this week's Fright Feet is Dragula Electric Chair Trivia.
00:12:13The winner of this week's Fright Feet gets to cast the curse of baldness.
00:12:26Eeeee!
00:12:27So who's ready to get fried, bitches?
00:12:29So Dragula Trivia, I feel right at home.
00:12:36I have been watching since season one, and I've watched every season multiple times,
00:12:41so I am not worried about this Fright Feet.
00:12:43I hope my Dragula Trivia is up to date, and I also hope they give me the easiest questions.
00:12:49Let's begin with Yuri.
00:12:51Yay!
00:12:52When Bitter Betty goes for the juggler, she turns into who?
00:12:57I don't know.
00:12:58You don't know?
00:12:59I don't know.
00:13:00You don't know?
00:13:01I don't know.
00:13:02Zapper.
00:13:03The answer was Petty Betty.
00:13:06That fucking hurt.
00:13:07I don't know what to fucking do besides laugh.
00:13:09It's horrible.
00:13:10I hate being shocked.
00:13:12Auntie.
00:13:13Who was talking?
00:13:14Who was talking?
00:13:15Who was talking?
00:13:16Who was talking?
00:13:17I don't know.
00:13:20JK.
00:13:21I don't know.
00:13:22I don't know.
00:13:23I don't know.
00:13:24I don't know.
00:13:25Though JK does talk a lot.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27Who was stabbed running from figures in boule masks?
00:13:31A contestant.
00:13:32No shit.
00:13:35Which contestant?
00:13:37Erica.
00:13:38The contestant was formaldehyde.
00:13:42These shock colors hurt.
00:13:44It literally makes your whole body twitch.
00:13:47What happens to pie when you shock it with electricity?
00:13:50I don't know.
00:13:51Well we're about to find out.
00:13:52No no no.
00:13:53Well you haven't even done an extermination yet and you're acting like a bitch!
00:13:57Well it hurts!
00:13:58Oh!
00:13:59You signed up for this.
00:14:01Get over it.
00:14:02Fill in the blank.
00:14:03Yeah but guys guess what?
00:14:05Blank.
00:14:06Like okay you have a blank.
00:14:09What if you didn't have a blank?
00:14:11Oh!
00:14:12I don't know what to do.
00:14:13I'm a ghost.
00:14:14Here's a blank.
00:14:20It was a rat!
00:14:21Oh I hate this.
00:14:24This pain feels like somebody is grabbing the tendons in my neck with nails and twisting.
00:14:33I do not recommend these shock collars for animals or drag queens or drag kings or drag monsters.
00:14:39Unless you're into that.
00:14:40Asia.
00:14:41I don't blank my brother.
00:14:43He blanks me.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:46So they get the easy one.
00:14:48I don't fuck my brother.
00:14:50He fucks me.
00:14:51That is correct.
00:14:53Rest in peace majesty.
00:14:56Yuri.
00:14:57I have performed in New York City and I have blank and blank.
00:15:02I'm turled and swelled in New York City.
00:15:04That is correct.
00:15:05That is correct.
00:15:06Yeah.
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:08I have not but I will soon.
00:15:09Finish the quote from this special guest judge.
00:15:12Quit blank.
00:15:14Talking.
00:15:17That's incorrect!
00:15:18Not mine!
00:15:19Oh gosh.
00:15:20Ow!
00:15:21These bitches are getting answers wrong left and right.
00:15:25It's like, do you even watch the show?
00:15:28Ugh.
00:15:29What was the answer?
00:15:30Wet drag.
00:15:31My willow.
00:15:32I'll just do that then.
00:15:34Who has done the most exterminations in Dragula history?
00:15:38Um, it is Erika Clash.
00:15:41Wrong!
00:15:42No!
00:15:43Oh!
00:15:44Bitch!
00:15:45I'm the fucking Christ!
00:15:46Well, you got half of it right.
00:15:48It was a tie between Erika and Sigourney Beaver.
00:15:51But that...
00:15:53What?
00:15:54No.
00:15:55Talk back.
00:15:56Oh my god.
00:15:57The gig is a rig.
00:15:58I think Cynthia is a little too happy right now.
00:16:01The sadistic bitch.
00:16:03Fill in the blank.
00:16:05The blank keeps me slim.
00:16:08The blank gives me a personality.
00:16:11The coke, it keeps me slim.
00:16:13And alcohol, it gives me a personality.
00:16:16That was disasterina.
00:16:17That is correct!
00:16:19You should still get zapped.
00:16:21No!
00:16:22No!
00:16:23No!
00:16:24Please don't, please!
00:16:25A cube is a blank.
00:16:27Fill in the blank.
00:16:29A sphere?
00:16:30That is incorrect!
00:16:32Oh!
00:16:33Zapper!
00:16:34Hey!
00:16:35That was my quote, you bitch!
00:16:37A cube is a 4D square.
00:16:39Bitch!
00:16:40I failed bad.
00:16:41Bitch, me too!
00:16:42Come on, mama!
00:16:43Give me the crown!
00:16:44Come on, mama!
00:16:45Come on, mama!
00:16:46Give me the crown!
00:16:47Come on, mama!
00:16:48Come on, mama swan!
00:16:49Give me the crown!
00:16:50Sorry, swan!
00:16:51Who said, take a couple shots of tequila and get into it?
00:17:04Um...
00:17:05Um...
00:17:06Madeline Hedder!
00:17:08Devin!
00:17:10What does Abora make her nose out of?
00:17:14Tate.
00:17:15That is correct.
00:17:16That is...
00:17:17That one was easy.
00:17:19Which competitor had their throat slit with a razor blade at the Boulez Beauty Bazaar?
00:17:26Bitter Betty?
00:17:27That is incorrect!
00:17:29The correct answer was...
00:17:34Jay Jolie!
00:17:35My bitch.
00:17:36Asia, fill in the blank.
00:17:38Fuck the big picture!
00:17:40Blank.
00:17:41Fuck the big picture, Clint!
00:17:43Yes!
00:17:45Oh, you're gonna give her all the easy ones.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:49And the winner of the Fright Feet that had the most correct answers is...
00:17:59Asia Cassette!
00:18:01Duh!
00:18:02What a bald bitch.
00:18:03Super fan over here.
00:18:05Uh...
00:18:06Of course, Asia won the Fright Feet.
00:18:08She got the easiest questions and all of them were about literally the quote she's been saying all goddamn season.
00:18:15So, whatever.
00:18:16To anyone out there that thinks I got the easy questions, bitch.
00:18:19I could have took any of their questions.
00:18:21I still would have came out on top.
00:18:23Congratulations, Asia.
00:18:25You have the ability to cast the curse of baldness.
00:18:29But...
00:18:30You won't be able to cast that curse until moments before the floors shut.
00:18:39How deliciously evil.
00:18:41I can see the writing on the wall.
00:18:43Asia was already coming for me.
00:18:46Ugh.
00:18:47I don't want the fucking curse.
00:18:49Good luck, everybody.
00:18:50And also, one more thing.
00:18:52Super Shop!
00:18:53Woohoo!
00:18:54Woohoo!
00:18:55Woohoo!
00:18:56Woohoo!
00:18:57Woohoo!
00:18:58Woohoo!
00:18:59Woohoo!
00:19:10So, my inspiration for Frankenhooker this week is David Cronenberg, the inventor of body horror.
00:19:17So, I'm going to be very organic and disgusting.
00:19:19So, the materials I'm using this week is going to be liquid latex, earth tone paints, and some shiny metal staples.
00:19:26For this week's floor show, I'm going to bring something different, and I'm going to have some big titties and wear some heels.
00:19:33For Frankenhooker, I'm inspired by pop art and rocky horror.
00:19:39So, I'm going to go full-blown camp.
00:19:41I'm using bright colors, neons, and a lot of color blocking.
00:19:45This is all just four-way stretch fabric that I've sewn together, and I'm going in with just some acrylic paint, and I'm painting in, like, stitch marks, pock holes, things like that.
00:19:56Since it is very cartoony, it's just going to be straight black and white, just to give it some highlights.
00:20:02So, just little details here to make it stand out.
00:20:06So, this week for Frankenhooker, I'm doing a very feminine, sexy take on it because I just want to feel cunt and bleh.
00:20:13So, my materials that I'm using are a color code that I've drawn on, and I'm using latex, and I'm doing some hairy legs, and blood, lots and lots of blood.
00:20:24This week's challenge is a performance challenge, and, you know, I know that I can do this, but the other girls don't.
00:20:30So, I'm going to use that fucking fire that they all, like, boo-hoo, Yuri, I'm going to use that and fucking win.
00:20:37So, I'm looking around the room and peeping what these bitches got, and I want to see what wig or headpiece that I can make disappear this week.
00:20:51So, Aja's walking around looking at everyone's stuff, but luckily, I hid my headpiece with my giant-ass ponytail because, you know, she can make one of us both.
00:21:03And I'm trying not to be on the receiving end of that curse because, girl, mm-mm.
00:21:07Aja, sit down. Stop being dramatic. You don't need to draw it out. I know you're giving it to me.
00:21:13I feel like a lot of Aja's walk is based around her headpiece.
00:21:17I was thinking that, too. And, like, again, another opportunity.
00:21:22I want to do anything to make sure that we are there in that finale together, and I'm going to take any fucking opportunity that I can.
00:21:30We tried once to get her on the bottom. I didn't seem to shake her up.
00:21:33Go for it.
00:21:34And I think I'm going to go for it.
00:21:36I'm not going to tell Aja, but I'm already bald.
00:21:39Oh.
00:21:41I'll think about it some more. But if you have any tea to tell me later, you know where to find me.
00:21:46If I get any tea, I'll let you know.
00:21:48After talking with Aja, I kind of want to check in with Auntie and see if she can smell the blood in the water.
00:21:55How you feeling?
00:21:56I feel fine.
00:21:58Remember what we talked about?
00:22:01What about it?
00:22:02I'm still holding true that if it comes to it and we have the power, I'm keeping you, okay?
00:22:14Unless, are you having second thoughts? Because that's kind of what we agreed on.
00:22:18I'm not feeling really great about this alliance thing with Auntie and I don't want to give her the wrong impression.
00:22:27I'd rather she just know that we are not in an alliance.
00:22:31Maybe I am getting second thoughts about it.
00:22:34I don't know if I can, like, trust you like that.
00:22:37Okay. So the alliance is off. Don't worry about it.
00:22:40You're obviously very this way, that way, so you do what you want to do.
00:22:44I'm not a liar. I'm not going to go back on things.
00:22:47If you are having cold feet, there's no sense in me putting my trust in that.
00:22:52No hard feelings, but, like, you know, good luck.
00:22:56Auntie's taking it pretty well.
00:22:58Pi has become notorious for flip-flopping.
00:23:01It sounds like Pi is getting cold feet.
00:23:02She cannot make up her mind.
00:23:04She can't stay in her fucking lane.
00:23:06We didn't even get the alliance started.
00:23:08We had a fucking agreement and then you got cold feet.
00:23:11We haven't even done anything with the alliance.
00:23:13I don't know what is going through Pi's head, but it's really fucking annoying.
00:23:17What do you want?
00:23:18You know what, maybe this is a good thing because I just don't really trust Pi right now.
00:23:22And you know what? I appreciate that.
00:23:25We'll just say there's no commitments, no strings attached, okay?
00:23:30I love you. I want you to do amazing.
00:23:32I'm not here to fucking sabotage you, but it would be really nice to have somebody on my side,
00:23:37since it seems like everybody is out to get me.
00:23:39I don't really feel like I'm going back on my word with Auntie.
00:23:42I think she just kind of assumed that we were in an alliance together,
00:23:46so it feels more respectable for me to be like, hey, this ain't it, sis.
00:23:53So I'm wondering if my lap around the room is making Auntie a bit nervous,
00:23:57so I'm going to go over there and just see if it's making her sweat.
00:24:00How are you feeling?
00:24:02Um, I'm nervous.
00:24:05You know, I think since the beginning everybody's had a target on my back.
00:24:09It's nerve-wracking and, you know, we have each other, but then we also fight each other.
00:24:14You know?
00:24:15I know. It sucks, but, like, I really do feel like I've formed some of the best drag relationships that I've had,
00:24:21like, in my entire drag career.
00:24:23And one of the closest relationships that I had with someone, like, as a friend,
00:24:27they ended up fucking me over.
00:24:29And I don't want to get too heavy, but they did end up, like, assaulting me.
00:24:34In Portland, one of my best drag friends ended up assaulting me, and that's where my trust issues really stemmed from.
00:24:40I wasn't able to trust other drag artists, and it made it hard for me to get closer to drag artists in the scene or in general.
00:24:47This is the closest that I've ever felt to, like, any drag people in a really long time because I had that wall up.
00:24:53I've learned the hard way that not everybody is good, and there are bad people out there that want to take.
00:25:01I don't know. I've been fooled, too. It fucking sucks.
00:25:04But sometimes you just have to take that risk.
00:25:08You have to open up to people. You have to take that leap.
00:25:12And if you get fucked over, you just have to remember that not everybody's like that.
00:25:17I love you. Like, you're just an incredible person, you know?
00:25:21And it's just like, I'd never do anything to break that.
00:25:25I have always been a person that trusts very easily, and I've had that blown up in my face many times.
00:25:31I don't like to hold grudges, but sometimes you have to put up a wall, and it can really affect the way that you interact with other people.
00:25:42So I totally get where she's coming from.
00:25:44I'm confused what to do now. I mean, at the beginning of the day, Auntie and I were out ahead, and I had my mind made up who I was going to curse.
00:25:51But now, with her being there for me, I don't know who to curse. I've got some thinking to do.
00:25:57Well, good luck, darling.
00:25:59Good luck.
00:26:00But not too much luck.
00:26:01Ah, yes, yes, yes.
00:26:07It's the day of the Frank and Hooker floor show, and bitch, the power is in my hands, and it's time to make one of these bitches bald.
00:26:14Asia is pacing around the whole room, and she's making everybody nervous, myself included.
00:26:20Oh.
00:26:21She's over here. You were trying to hide it from me.
00:26:25Oh.
00:26:26I will say you have, I think, the biggest headpiece in the building.
00:26:33I know we had our heart-to-heart, but I am still fucking nervous. She could still give me this curse, and I'm wearing a headpiece, so bitch, I can't be bald.
00:26:41Auntie, you better watch out. You're about to have your wig snatched.
00:26:44Without further ado, let me go ahead and read this damn scroll. Are y'all ready?
00:26:49Yes.
00:26:53Asia consent, scalpus wiggerata.
00:26:56And I, oop, what? Gag.
00:27:04Wait, what?
00:27:05You're cursing yourself?
00:27:06I'm scalping myself, bitch. I don't think I need this.
00:27:10Oh, I'm shocked. I thought it was gonna be me. What?
00:27:16I don't know what your angle is, but I really appreciate it.
00:27:22All these bitches had good headpieces and good wigs, and honestly, looking at mine, I think my look is gonna be better without it.
00:27:29And I don't wanna curse Auntie, because even though we had tensions, I don't wanna mess up the trust that we're starting to build.
00:27:35I felt like I had a real heart-to-heart with you when I was at your station, and I feel like I misinterpreted you at the beginning of this week,
00:27:42and even though you are a strong competition, I don't feel the need to do that to you.
00:27:47Well, listen, I appreciate it, but you know, at the end of the day, no matter what we're going through, we're still family.
00:27:53We are still a community. Like, you are my person. That's all that matters.
00:27:58It seems like our heart-to-heart really changed her mind, but I hope it doesn't fuck her up, because this is a tough curse.
00:28:05To choose yourself to curse, I feel like that's a little bit overconfident. I low-key hope that, you know, it trips her up.
00:28:12So, this is a wig that I was styling for Frankenhooker, and honestly, she's kind of a bit of a rat's nest, so I think I'll look a lot fiercer without it,
00:28:28and I have something planned big for this floor show, so I think it'll be really fucking cool.
00:28:33Plus, I came into the competition of bald bitch, and I'm ready to show that the bald bitch will be on top this week.
00:28:38Attention competitors. Attention competitors. The floor show is about to end.
00:29:01It's about to end.
00:29:02You know, I've looked like this.
00:29:03It's about to end.
00:29:04You know, I've looked like this.
00:29:05You know, that there's no steam train right now.
00:29:07You responsibility is different.
00:29:08sake.
00:29:09You don't know.
00:29:17I wish you wereカッカッカッカッカッカッカッカッカッカッカッ
00:29:22They better limit your ability.
00:29:24I think they're not fidd escapac что-gloop.
00:30:03Good evening, uglies, and welcome to the show.
00:30:18For tonight's terrible task, we've asked our remaining revenants to cobble together discarded body parts and various meat pieces to create their very own frankenhooker.
00:30:30Our abnormal artists must conceptualize a completely new vision for the term frankenhooker and deliver us a brand new, sexy, campy, stitched together creature straight out of our wettest dreams.
00:30:43As a second part to the challenge, our reanimated rogues must also deliver a show-stopping lip-sync performance, which will play a massive part in tonight's final score.
00:30:54Here to help us judge tonight's meat show is celebrated film critic, writer, drive-in movie king, and horror historian extraordinaire, the incomparable Joe Bob Briggs.
00:31:04Howdy, Joe Bob. Thanks for joining us back here in hell.
00:31:09I am so stoked to be back. I come for the horror, but I stay for the lot lizards.
00:31:15And our next judge is Joe Bob Briggs' most trusted co-host.
00:31:21She's the sexiest woman in the drive-in and a certified frankenhooker expert, the beautiful Diana Darcy the male girl prince.
00:31:28Thank you so much for having me.
00:31:30Frankenhooker is one of my all-time favorite movies, so this competition is very near and dear to my heart.
00:31:36Well, it looks like Igor has flipped the switch and our monsters are reanimated, so let's dim the light, start the music, and let the floor show begin.
00:32:06Thank you so much for joining us.
00:33:36Oh, touch me.
00:34:03Touch me.
00:34:05I want to feel your body.
00:34:29Full moon in the city and the night was young.
00:34:33I was hungry for love.
00:34:35I was hungry for fun.
00:34:38I was hunting you down.
00:34:40And I was the baby.
00:34:42When I saw you there, I didn't need to hesitate.
00:34:48This is the night.
00:34:50This is the night.
00:34:52This is the time.
00:34:54We've got to get it right.
00:34:56This is the night.
00:34:57Touch me.
00:34:58Touch me.
00:34:59I want to feel your body.
00:35:02Your heartbeat.
00:35:04Next to mine.
00:35:05This is the night.
00:35:06Touch me.
00:35:07Touch me now.
00:35:10Quick as a flash.
00:35:12You disappeared into the night.
00:35:15Said, I hurt you, boy.
00:35:16Did not treat you right.
00:35:18You made me feel so good.
00:35:21You made me feel myself.
00:35:24Now I'm alone.
00:35:26You're somebody else.
00:35:29This is the night.
00:35:30Yeah.
00:35:31This is the night.
00:35:33This is the time.
00:35:35We've got to get it right.
00:35:37This is the night.
00:35:38Touch me.
00:35:40Touch me.
00:35:40I want to feel your body.
00:35:43Your heartbeat.
00:35:45Next to mine.
00:35:46This is the night.
00:35:48Touch me.
00:35:49Touch me now.
00:35:52Touch me.
00:35:53Touch me now.
00:35:56Touch me.
00:35:58Touch me now.
00:35:59Touch me now.
00:36:05Touch me now.
00:36:33Touch me now.
00:36:34Touch me now.
00:36:35Oh, it's begging for you.
00:36:39This is the motion.
00:36:40Touch me, touch me.
00:36:42I want to feel your body, your heartbeat next to mine.
00:36:49This is the motion.
00:36:50Cause I want your body all the time.
00:36:58Touch me, touch me, touch me.
00:37:01This is the motion.
00:37:03Touch me, touch me.
00:37:05I want to feel your body.
00:37:07Touch me, touch me, touch me.
00:37:11This is the motion.
00:37:12Touch me, touch me.
00:37:14I want to feel your body.
00:37:17Touch me, touch me.
00:37:23So, Drac, what did you think of our pack of patchwork prostitutes?
00:37:27You know, we have to admit that the Frankenhooker movie,
00:37:31to today's standards, is a bit problematic.
00:37:34Terribly problematic.
00:37:35But to me, that's why I want to take it, give it to the queer universe,
00:37:41and let them reinterpret it.
00:37:42Cause the concept is so brilliant.
00:37:44And it's so Dragula.
00:37:45It is so Dragula.
00:37:46Like some kind of patchwork prostitute monster hooker.
00:37:49Yes.
00:37:50I'm like, oh my God, I love that.
00:37:52It's perfect.
00:37:52I think they all did a fantastic job reinterpreting the idea of Frankenhooker.
00:37:56Me too, hooker.
00:37:57No, you don't, don't get crazy.
00:38:00What the fuck?
00:38:01Get your wig snatched up here on this judges panel.
00:38:05Okay, let's move on.
00:38:06One thing we should discuss is the sort of more cute costumes versus the more serious costumes.
00:38:13Yes.
00:38:14There's nothing wrong with approaching a challenge like this in a campy way.
00:38:17Oh yeah.
00:38:18But I felt like the cartoony route was a bit of a cheat way to address it.
00:38:24Cheap.
00:38:24Why cheap?
00:38:25Okay, let's say Pie, for example.
00:38:27Yeah.
00:38:28I love the concept, but the execution, it was more like a stuffed animal.
00:38:33I guess I can agree with that.
00:38:34I do love the treatment of the face, like Sloth from The Goonies, The Toxic Avenger Eye,
00:38:38but I kind of agree, it wasn't sexy.
00:38:41And I thought the performance was entertaining, but maybe not the best.
00:38:44The other person that went the cartoony route, I'd say, was Antti.
00:38:48I think it was too covered up to give Frankenhooker.
00:38:52But Antti's performance was awesome.
00:38:54The arm gag, the neon dildos, the comeback.
00:38:58But she did not know all the words to the song.
00:39:00But I feel like...
00:39:01Oh my God.
00:39:02I just realized something.
00:39:04What?
00:39:05I don't have eyelashes on.
00:39:07What the hell?
00:39:08Well, Diva, it's too late.
00:39:09We're halfway through the show.
00:39:10Oh my God.
00:39:11I looked at you, I was like, what?
00:39:12I was like, why do I feel so light today?
00:39:13Why do you feel so naked?
00:39:14Oh my God.
00:39:15Well, you know what?
00:39:16All drag is valid, even if you don't have eyelashes.
00:39:17Even yours.
00:39:18Sometimes I don't wear eyelashes, okay?
00:39:19No, sometimes we don't.
00:39:20Sometimes I don't want big tarantulas on my eyes, okay?
00:39:21And when all the drag experts out there on the internet come for us, it's like, fuck off.
00:39:36It's my drag, not yours to judge.
00:39:38All right.
00:39:39I'm free now.
00:39:40I don't know where I was though.
00:39:41What was I saying?
00:39:42Auntie.
00:39:43Yeah.
00:39:44I agree with you.
00:39:45It didn't really give hooker.
00:39:46Hooker is such a harsh word, but I love it.
00:39:48I love it too.
00:39:49I want to say it as much as possible.
00:39:50Hooker.
00:39:51We say hooker with the utmost respect.
00:39:54With love.
00:39:55And love.
00:39:56It's adoration.
00:39:57So what did you think of Yuri tonight?
00:39:58Tonight's the night that Yuri got it right.
00:40:03What?
00:40:04Yuri blew my wig off tonight.
00:40:07It was so sexy.
00:40:08Okay.
00:40:09This is like the biggest growth I've ever seen happen on the show before.
00:40:13She was doing flips and roll.
00:40:15I mean, it was like-
00:40:16Literally.
00:40:17It reminded me of that episode of the Golden Girls where Rose like starts dancing and then she looks up and it's like, you know, a fake person.
00:40:24Yeah.
00:40:25Yeah.
00:40:26Oh, that's so good.
00:40:27I thought I had an idea of where this was all going.
00:40:29I thought I knew who was starting to lead towards the top three.
00:40:33I do not know that anymore.
00:40:34I know.
00:40:35What a curve ball.
00:40:36She has flipped this competition on its head.
00:40:38Who knows what the implications will be, right?
00:40:40Like, who is she going to knock out?
00:40:42Oh, you're out here talking like she's going to knock somebody out.
00:40:45Well, if she wins, let's talk about Asia.
00:40:48It was a little ill-fitting here and there, but the anatomy really was channeling the world of Frankenhooker.
00:40:55I thought it was so campy and fun that she chose to get in the car and drive it and then put her gigantic mutated arm up on the car door.
00:41:02That was a lot of fun.
00:41:04So let's talk about the fact that she decided to not cast the curse on one of her competitors, but cast it on herself.
00:41:10That was a brave move.
00:41:12And I actually think it worked out to her advantage.
00:41:15And really the way that she answered that challenge with the brain was great.
00:41:20Mm-hmm.
00:41:21Let's talk about gray matter.
00:41:22The shock brass hooked up to the car battery was amazing.
00:41:26I knew the floor show needed something, but I didn't know it was titty sparks, but it's definitely titty sparks.
00:41:34I think it's about that time we invite our guest judges to join us, grab our jumper cables, and get this judgment started.
00:41:42Hooker.
00:41:43Welcome to our bone-chilling brothel, my kinky little cadavers.
00:42:05You are all incredible tonight, and we thank you for a truly salacious show.
00:42:10Yes!
00:42:13I want to reiterate quickly that you all did an incredible job tonight, but your final scores are really going to come down to who did a great performance.
00:42:23We're going to give you a bit of critique, and we're going to start with Asia.
00:42:28Asia, I think you set the all-time record for the number of sexual organs in one body.
00:42:34And so that makes me wonder what is going on in your head.
00:42:38And when I wonder what is going on in your head, that's a great creature body.
00:42:42So great job.
00:42:43I really enjoyed everything about your creation and your performance.
00:42:48Awesome, thank you so much.
00:42:49I love all the intricate details so much.
00:42:52There is a lot to take in here, but in the best possible way.
00:42:56The four tassels are like super clever.
00:42:59I'm going to steal a page from your book.
00:43:01I love that look.
00:43:02It looks so cool.
00:43:03Thank you so much, my big titty sister over there.
00:43:07Casting the curse of baldness on yourself.
00:43:10Boss bitch move.
00:43:11I think it paid off.
00:43:12Your performance was more sexual than sexy, which isn't necessarily bad.
00:43:17But this anatomy is literally channeling the spirit of the original Frankenhooker.
00:43:22So good job.
00:43:23Cool.
00:43:24Thank you so much, Swan.
00:43:26Asia looks fucking awesome.
00:43:27I don't really understand all the animal parts, but it's given Resident Evil.
00:43:32Asia looks like walking bestiality.
00:43:35Moving on to Auntie.
00:43:37I loved your performance.
00:43:39It was filled with stunts from moment one to moment done.
00:43:42But I was really zeroing in on your lip sync and you did not know all of the words to that song.
00:43:48You can't miss the lip sync.
00:43:56You just can't.
00:43:57Yes, a Frankenhooker needs versatility, but a Frankenhooker also needs a lot of dicks.
00:44:01And you had those dicks.
00:44:03But the performance working with all those props and everything, who cares about the lip sync?
00:44:09I loved it.
00:44:11This look is totally tubular.
00:44:13The characterization, I love the Frankenhooker.
00:44:18Very good call.
00:44:19Yes.
00:44:20Nailed that.
00:44:21Amazing.
00:44:22Thank you so much.
00:44:23The look for me maybe was a little too cartoonish for this sort of body horror challenge.
00:44:28We wanted to see a little bit of like realistic gore tonight.
00:44:32You have a more camp element to you, so it's not necessarily a bad thing to do that.
00:44:36But it just didn't totally meet the challenge, I would say.
00:44:40Auntie's look this week is my least favorite.
00:44:44Oh, multiple dicks for a Frankenhooker challenge.
00:44:48Woo!
00:44:49Groundbreaking.
00:44:50I know there was a few times I tripped up on the words, but it wasn't because I didn't
00:44:54know it.
00:44:55It was because I had too many fucking dicks.
00:44:57Moving on to gray matter.
00:44:59When I think of Frankenhooker, I really expect this caliber of work.
00:45:04And you are one two-faced, naughty, full-service hooker.
00:45:08Yeah, thank you for turning around like that.
00:45:11When we were talking earlier, Darcy said that the back of you looks like me.
00:45:16And I...
00:45:17I do.
00:45:18I see Joe Bob in your back.
00:45:19You do?
00:45:20Look.
00:45:21I have to do.
00:45:22See it?
00:45:23Maybe with a ball gag in?
00:45:25You can borrow it.
00:45:26Let's do the ball gag.
00:45:27Let's do the ball gag.
00:45:29The silhouette with this is deadly.
00:45:32Yes.
00:45:33I definitely want the gray matter special.
00:45:35You are body goals.
00:45:37Amazing.
00:45:38Just love it.
00:45:39Thank you, Darcy.
00:45:40I appreciate it.
00:45:41Gray, I think if I were to remake Frankenhooker, I would be very happy if this was the look
00:45:47for the movie.
00:45:48You can't beat the electro breasts.
00:45:51I mean, that, you know, you actually still were able to bring camp and fun to it, which
00:45:56I appreciate.
00:45:57Thank you, Drek.
00:45:58I love the bondage of it all.
00:45:59It's kind of part Cenobite.
00:46:01I love spines as accessories.
00:46:03And I did not know I needed titty sparks in my life, but I want to thank you.
00:46:08Mwah.
00:46:10My critiques are going really well, as usual.
00:46:15Let's talk about Yuri.
00:46:17Wow.
00:46:18That is scary.
00:46:20I want to have sex with that and I might get killed, but I'll take that risk.
00:46:25You're revealing a lot tonight.
00:46:28You did not allow the creature part of it to overshadow the sexy part of it.
00:46:33So, great job.
00:46:34Thank you so much.
00:46:35I love your badass braided pony.
00:46:38It was giving Madonna the cone bra, the face mask.
00:46:42And you're so sure of yourself and confident.
00:46:45Your performance is just stellar.
00:46:47You did great.
00:46:49Thank you so much.
00:46:50Yuri, my wig was evaporated.
00:46:52I literally couldn't believe what I was seeing.
00:46:55You moved like a sex kitten.
00:46:57I was just so impressed by the way that you felt completely confident in your body.
00:47:02In your Franken body.
00:47:03It was hot.
00:47:04It was super sexy.
00:47:05I thought you did a fucking incredible job.
00:47:10Thank you so much.
00:47:11You have shown such incredible growth in your time here and that's what we love to see.
00:47:16I appreciate that you've been open to it and you've tried to roll with the punches and I think it has all paid off because you did fantastic tonight.
00:47:23Well, thank you so much.
00:47:24I'm super surprised to hear about Yuri's lip sync.
00:47:27Like I had no idea she could do those things.
00:47:29I feel like all I see on camera and as a human is her going, oh, oh, but I didn't know she could cat kitty cat and back flip and do all these fucking things like damn.
00:47:39And last but not least pie.
00:47:42I have never seen so much aggressive lovemaking to an automobile in my life.
00:47:48She just said, I'm going to fuck the car, but it is Dragula.
00:47:53And so it's sort of expected.
00:47:56The costume is a combination of Mighty Mouse and balloon animals.
00:48:02You have all the elements together, but I'm not sure they complement each other.
00:48:06The back I was not ready for, but you definitely were.
00:48:10It's amazing.
00:48:11It sounds like a great time.
00:48:12I feel like she is definitely pregnant at this point.
00:48:14Good.
00:48:15Good job.
00:48:16Thank you so much.
00:48:17I think it's a little difficult to look at in some ways.
00:48:20I'm like, what am I looking at?
00:48:22But I do think your concept, this body distortion is very clear and coming through.
00:48:28I would have liked to be a little surprised.
00:48:30There was a lack of surprise tonight and we're getting so close to the wire.
00:48:35I know we're all tired, but you just got to keep pushing because you won't get these days back.
00:48:40You did do it with the whole backside of you and everything that was happening there.
00:48:45I was expecting a lot more to come out.
00:48:47I don't know if you were or not.
00:48:49Maybe it was, you know, you hadn't been at the park very long.
00:48:52I'm not sure.
00:48:54I think maybe with the outfit, I would have liked to see you go more realistic than cartoony.
00:49:00But I think you did well overall.
00:49:03Girl, they're dragging me through the mud.
00:49:05I thought that I was coming into this winning and they are not into it.
00:49:11Damn, I thought pie looked good.
00:49:13And honestly, you could bounce the quarter in that ass.
00:49:15Gray matter Asia and Yuri.
00:49:23You three are our top scoring haunted hookers tonight.
00:49:26Congratulations.
00:49:29As you know, there can only be one winner to claim the title of Franken-hooker tonight.
00:49:34And that monster is...
00:49:40Yuri.
00:49:45Congratulations, Yuri.
00:49:46You have won a five-day all-inclusive cruise with a VIP upgrade and airfare to and from Miami.
00:49:56Good job, Yuri.
00:49:57I fucking won!
00:49:59I'm so happy.
00:50:00Like, I actually won something and I won this one.
00:50:03And I'm so happy.
00:50:04I'm so, so happy.
00:50:06Yuri, your growth over the course of the season is impressive.
00:50:09And your lip sync tonight was a perfect fit for what we were looking for.
00:50:12Well done.
00:50:13Thank you so much.
00:50:14Yay!
00:50:15I mean, if the Boulets think that she deserves the win, then I'm not here to question that.
00:50:21I personally thought that this was truly my challenge to win, though.
00:50:27So I'm gagged that anybody else won it all.
00:50:30As you know, tonight we have a very difficult decision to make.
00:50:33So we'd like to ask you who you think should go home tonight and why.
00:50:41Let's start with Asia.
00:50:42If I had to pick someone, I would probably say Gray.
00:50:48I feel like sometimes they can lack a little bit in the performance side of it.
00:50:53And this is a performance competition.
00:50:55They did do well in D&D, but in other performances I wasn't quite sure about that.
00:51:00I'm shocked that Asia said my name.
00:51:03Definitely caught me off guard.
00:51:05What do you think, Auntie?
00:51:07You need to be showing it out every week.
00:51:10And although they have been doing better and they showed us tonight, I don't feel that Yuri has been there the whole time.
00:51:19I think it should be Yuri.
00:51:21You can't coast through the entire competition and then win one challenge at the end and expect to make it to top three.
00:51:27I'm sorry.
00:51:28Grave Matter, what do you think?
00:51:30First off, Killer Dolls was a performance challenge and I was in the top.
00:51:35I would have to say Yuri as well.
00:51:39Congrats on your win tonight.
00:51:42But you don't really come to Dragula to really find yourself and to get confident.
00:51:47So for that I'd have to say Yuri as well.
00:51:49Even though I got my first win, I still understand why people are voting for me because they still don't think I'm fierce competition.
00:51:57You know, maybe I got my win a little too late in the game.
00:52:01Yuri, what are your thoughts?
00:52:03I honestly think I don't know.
00:52:07Well, let's make pretend you have to pick because you do.
00:52:12Oh, I don't know.
00:52:14I can see the edit right now.
00:52:16There's going to be some funny music behind you doing all that.
00:52:20Um, I don't know.
00:52:22It's...
00:52:27I'm sorry, but like, for me, I would have to pick Pi.
00:52:30I'm sorry, my dear.
00:52:31I don't know.
00:52:32Is it bad that it's just like personal just for me?
00:52:34Not personal.
00:52:35It's just like not my, like out of everyone else.
00:52:38I'm sorry.
00:52:39Like, you know.
00:52:40I understand.
00:52:41Diarrhea of the mouth.
00:52:43The, you know, it's the sharks.
00:52:45My brain's still mush.
00:52:46Pai, what are your thoughts?
00:52:50The person that I do think has had a little bit more of a rough time getting through up to this point,
00:52:56despite their win tonight, is Yuri.
00:52:58Join the bandwagon.
00:53:00I mean, everyone else is, but Asia doesn't.
00:53:03Realty, I didn't know that we could say Yuri.
00:53:06Otherwise, I would have said her.
00:53:08That was the real reason why I said Gray.
00:53:10I didn't know.
00:53:11They made me go first.
00:53:12Sorry, Gray.
00:53:13We appreciate you being direct and honest with us tonight.
00:53:17Except for Yuri.
00:53:21Auntie.
00:53:23And...
00:53:27Pai.
00:53:29In a shocking turn of events, the both of you are up for extermination tonight.
00:53:35Looking at track record alone, I have two wins and Pai has won.
00:53:39So, like, girl, step aside.
00:53:41It seems like it was kind of time for Yuri to go.
00:53:47So, her having a really good week is terrible news for me.
00:53:51We heated you up tonight with that flirtatious floor show.
00:53:55But your meat is starting to rot.
00:53:57So, it's time we cool things down a bit.
00:54:00Tonight, you will both be placed in our freezer of foreboding.
00:54:04Or boating.
00:54:05Where you will experience crippling drops in temperature that, if you last long enough, can reach down to negative 94 degrees.
00:54:14The goal is to remain in your frozen chamber longer than your opponent does.
00:54:21So, this is a true test of endurance and a real fight for your life in this competition.
00:54:27Enjoy your trip to the Arctic, darlings.
00:54:29And, should you not make it back, we shall remember you fondly.
00:54:35What is that?
00:54:36Cute.
00:54:37Oh, this is great.
00:54:38Oh.
00:54:39I love merch.
00:54:40Wow.
00:54:41Swag bags from Big Gay Cruise.
00:54:42I really hope this cuts some of the tension and it's worth noting in the back of the
00:55:09cut some of the tension in the cauldron.
00:55:12I wish I could take a big day cruise out of here
00:55:14so I don't have to watch these bitches fight.
00:55:16Well, I will go ahead and start first
00:55:18since I did answer first.
00:55:20Gray, I did end up saying you out on that stage.
00:55:23I feel bad about it, so I'm sorry.
00:55:24I know you have to say somebody,
00:55:27but it's kind of feel like you're playing a dirty game
00:55:29when we talk about our top four,
00:55:32and then I hear that from your mouth.
00:55:33Just makes me feel a little confused.
00:55:35So Asia and I have had talks about
00:55:37making it to the finale together,
00:55:39so I'm very confused right now.
00:55:42What the fuck, Asia?
00:55:44I can tell he's fucking pissed at me.
00:55:46I would have not said Gray if I knew I could say Yuri.
00:55:49The rules were not made clear.
00:55:51To be honest, I also wanna see Gray get a little riled up.
00:55:55I wanna see that fire in him,
00:55:56so I know saying his name is gonna make the fumes ignite.
00:56:00Yuri, I understand that this is not
00:56:02in the realm of drag that you do,
00:56:04which also leads me to why I choose you
00:56:06because I feel like your type of drag
00:56:07has not really been pushing the envelope
00:56:09in this competition.
00:56:10Granted, the look that you're in right now,
00:56:12fabulous, fantastic, beautiful couture,
00:56:14but where was that the rest of the season?
00:56:16Congratulations on your win.
00:56:18It's exciting to see you coming into your own,
00:56:20even if it is at the top five
00:56:22of a world-class competition.
00:56:24Congrats.
00:56:24Y'all can think that.
00:56:26I don't give a fuck.
00:56:27It is what it is.
00:56:28At this point, I don't care.
00:56:30Honestly, they can all just fuck off.
00:56:32I'm just gonna take my win,
00:56:34and I'm just gonna have a great time in Miami
00:56:36on my cruise, and they can all suck my ass.
00:56:39I'll admit I'm a little annoyed that Yuri won.
00:56:43I do think it was deserved,
00:56:44but I'm like, girl,
00:56:46you shouldn't even be here at this point.
00:56:48Yuri winning this close to the end
00:56:50does absolutely change what I thought
00:56:52the top four was gonna be.
00:56:53I thought this was her week to go,
00:56:54but now I have no fucking clue what's gonna happen.
00:56:57I just feel as though I should have been in the top
00:57:02because, as expected, here's a bunch of flesh-toned people
00:57:05and a bunch of people with multiple pussies
00:57:07and dicks and all of these things,
00:57:09and I did something completely off the wall
00:57:11because I'm not afraid to take fucking risks.
00:57:13And that's why I've gotten as far as I have,
00:57:15and that's why people are going to look up to me
00:57:18as an artist when this show is happening.
00:57:20How is a butthole any different from dicks?
00:57:22Ty's attitude is really putting a sour taste
00:57:26in my mouth right now.
00:57:28I knew that I was gonna be going head-to-head
00:57:30with Auntie at some point.
00:57:31I was hoping in the finale,
00:57:33but if it needs to happen right now,
00:57:34then pack your bags, bitch.
00:57:36You know what?
00:57:36The whole pack your bags, bitch.
00:57:39Ugh, I'm over it.
00:57:41I say bring it on.
00:57:43Whoever comes out will come out.
00:57:45Do I think it's fair?
00:57:46No, this bitch is wearing a fucking mattress.
00:57:48So how the fuck is she gonna be colder than me?
00:57:53Going into the extermination
00:57:54against my number one rival of the season,
00:57:57I'm fucking ready.
00:57:58I'm ready to fight.
00:57:59I'm ready to come back.
00:58:01Competition aside,
00:58:03who is gonna be the best for the fucking brand?
00:58:06And I'm not trying to say
00:58:07that my reason is better than others,
00:58:09because I don't really want to fight about this.
00:58:11It's like, I'm in it to win it.
00:58:13Not just the competition, but Dragula itself.
00:58:16I'm here to be the motherfucking mother of this shit.
00:58:19I think I'm gonna be coming back,
00:58:21because there's never been a Dragula winner like me,
00:58:23and there never will be after me.
00:58:25I think I'm one of the better costume designers
00:58:27that the franchise has ever seen,
00:58:29and I also think that I'm one of the best makeup artists
00:58:31that this franchise has ever seen.
00:58:32Now, Pi, I love you, D.Va,
00:58:35but best costume designer and makeup artist on Dragula ever.
00:58:41Girl.
00:58:42No.
00:58:44I feel like Pi is desperate right now.
00:58:46They're just saying anything they can
00:58:48to try and keep them here.
00:58:49So, I mean, you have an adult and then a child.
00:58:53I feel like the adult should stay.
00:58:55Well, I think I should stay,
00:58:58because I do bring the traditional drag
00:59:02to a Dragula level.
00:59:05I am that pageant queen,
00:59:06I am the glamor,
00:59:08and then I'm the horror and the filth.
00:59:10I think I can bring it all,
00:59:11and I have the personality
00:59:13to not only move this brand further,
00:59:16but hold my own in this competition.
00:59:40This week's extermination is basically to get frozen solid
01:00:03inside of a meat locker.
01:00:05Listen, I'm from the Midwest.
01:00:06I have dealt with Midwest winters.
01:00:08I know they are brutal, but Mama,
01:00:11I don't like it.
01:00:38I don't like it.
01:00:40Ok?
01:00:40oh my fucking god there's like there's water being sprayed on me like girl it's fucking
01:01:08freezing enough and now i have this freezing ice water on me fuck oh this icy wind is fucking
01:01:22terrible my body temperature is dropping i can't stop shivering my lips are going numb
01:01:28it feels like there's like blades on my face like it's terrible
01:01:38so
01:01:40so
01:01:50so
01:01:52so
01:01:56the temperature is dropping by the second i can feel like my muscles getting tight
01:02:16my fingers are losing feeling like i'm starting to feel pain i don't fucking wish this on my worst
01:02:21enemy but i do um pie
01:02:28the temperature keeps dropping by the second they keep spraying us with water
01:02:38and blowing us again and it just keeps happening again and again oh my god my i can't even think
01:02:44straight my brain is like frozen solid
01:02:51i can't fucking take this anymore but pie needs to go home like this is not my fucking time like i am
01:03:01here to fucking win the crown i am the fucking voice of the people like what i do is so fucking
01:03:06important like nothing compares to what anti heroin is like i'm sorry pie but you gotta go
01:03:13you gotta go
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01:04:11I don't know.