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On a transatlantic crossing, The Marx Brothers get up to their usual antics and manage to annoy just about everyone on board the ship.

Director: Norman Z. McLeod

Writer: S.J. Perelman, Will B. Johnstone, Arthur Sheekman

Stars: Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, The Marx Brothers
Transcript
00:00Oh
00:30Sir, you have the advantage of me.
00:51Not yet, I haven't, but wait till I get you outside.
00:54Oh, Emily.
00:57Careful, Henry, someone may see.
00:59Oh, I've been careful too long.
01:01Well, now that you brought that up, just how long have you been careful?
01:22Don't try to hide.
01:24I know you're in that closet.
01:27Did you see me go in the closet?
01:28No.
01:30Am I in the closet now?
01:31Well, no.
01:32Then how do you know I was in the closet?
01:34Your Honor, I rest my case right here.
01:38Are you the floor walker here?
02:01What?
02:02I want to register a complaint.
02:03Why, what's the matter?
02:04Matter enough, do you know who sneaked into my stateroom at 3 o'clock this morning?
02:07Who did that?
02:08Nobody.
02:08And that's my complaint.
02:09What?
02:10What?
02:14What?
02:14What?
02:16What?
02:20What?

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