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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Oh, wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine.
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:09I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract.
00:01:20For an arranged marriage.
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton.
00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:31Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:32I tried to get along with you.
00:01:33You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:34I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:35Right back at you.
00:01:36I fucking hate you.
00:01:37I fucking hate you.
00:01:38I fucking hate you more.
00:01:39Right back at you
00:02:05So you were arrested
00:02:07Again
00:02:09To be fair
00:02:12We thought I was legal
00:02:14We'll just swim there
00:02:14There is a fence
00:02:16Around that reservoir
00:02:17It says here
00:02:19That you broke in
00:02:20Using bolt cutters
00:02:21If I had known
00:02:24You invited me over here
00:02:25To lecture me
00:02:26I wouldn't have came
00:02:27Come on Gucci
00:02:30Come on
00:02:31Good boy
00:02:33Oh
00:02:35Come on Gucci
00:02:41Let's go
00:02:41Hey
00:02:42Amelia
00:02:43Hey Jane
00:02:45Come on Gucci
00:02:51Let's go
00:02:51You know
00:02:56Every time
00:02:57The paparazzi
00:02:57Catch you acting
00:02:58Crazy
00:02:59It reflects on me
00:03:01It reflects on the company
00:03:02That your mother and I
00:03:04Built
00:03:04With our bare hands
00:03:06The same one
00:03:07That pays for your
00:03:08Ridiculous lifestyle
00:03:09I make my own money
00:03:11Oh you see
00:03:12Underwear modeling
00:03:15Lord
00:03:15I am the spokesperson
00:03:16For man thumb
00:03:17That means free underwear
00:03:19For life
00:03:19For life
00:03:21Some parents would be proud
00:03:22Yeah
00:03:23Other parents would be prouder
00:03:24If you went to your real job
00:03:26Now and then
00:03:26You are next up
00:03:28To be CEO
00:03:29At Dino Verlino
00:03:31Cosmetics
00:03:32Now how can I give you that job
00:03:33If you keep acting
00:03:34Like a Kardashian
00:03:35Huh
00:03:36Don't forget the meeting
00:03:39This afternoon
00:03:40Alright
00:03:40And don't be late
00:03:41Bye dad
00:03:44Excuse me
00:03:55Hello my Gucci
00:04:05Why won't Michelangelo
00:04:07Just grow up
00:04:08Huh
00:04:08He needs to settle down
00:04:10Find himself a
00:04:11Nice girl
00:04:12Huh
00:04:13Like you Amelia
00:04:14Good one Romulus
00:04:25These are great
00:04:35I still don't have
00:04:37What I'm looking for
00:04:38Do you guys mind
00:04:39Staying a little longer
00:04:40No problem
00:04:42Cool
00:04:42Let's take five
00:04:43And then I want to see you
00:04:44In that leopard print
00:04:45Hi
00:04:50I'm Michelangelo
00:04:52Chantal
00:04:53Nice to meet you
00:04:55I
00:04:56Couldn't notice
00:04:57How hot you are
00:04:58I've got tickets
00:05:00To the premiere
00:05:01Hold that thought
00:05:04Hey dad
00:05:07Where the hell were ya
00:05:09Dad I'm on a photo shoot
00:05:12You're supposed to be
00:05:14At the office
00:05:14Geppetto came here
00:05:16All the way from Milano
00:05:17I can meet him later
00:05:19Nah it's too late
00:05:20He's back on the plane again
00:05:21Well you're the one
00:05:22Who planned the meeting
00:05:22During my shoot
00:05:23Michelangelo
00:05:24You are 31 years old
00:05:26You gotta stop acting
00:05:27Like an idiot teenager
00:05:28You could be running
00:05:29The world's largest
00:05:30Cosmetic company right now
00:05:32You interned
00:05:33You went to business school
00:05:35You
00:05:35You have potential
00:05:37But you say you want to be
00:05:38The CEO
00:05:39Well you're gonna have to prove it
00:05:41Cos so far
00:05:42I ain't seen the end tape from you
00:05:45Bye dad
00:05:47Hey
00:05:50You okay?
00:05:53Yeah
00:05:53But
00:05:55It'd be a lot better
00:05:56If you'd go out with me
00:05:57It's fine
00:05:57So it's a
00:06:12Really rare form
00:06:14The cancer
00:06:15Luckily
00:06:17My doctors did catch it early
00:06:20Oh my god
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment
00:06:24But it's really expensive
00:06:26And my insurance doesn't cover it
00:06:29Don't worry about that
00:06:31I have money saved
00:06:33I'll find the rest
00:06:35We will figure this out
00:06:36Okay
00:06:37We're gonna get through this
00:06:38Together
00:06:39Thank you
00:06:40Yeah
00:06:41Ciao Gucci
00:06:55Did she have a good walk?
00:07:00What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry
00:07:08This
00:07:08No no forget about it
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister
00:07:11The treatments are just really expensive
00:07:14I have a savings
00:07:16For my doggy daycare
00:07:18My dream
00:07:19But
00:07:19It's only enough for one treatment
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us
00:07:28After our parents passed
00:07:30I would do anything for her
00:07:33Amelia
00:07:35I think I might know how to get you that money
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Hmm
00:07:41Come back
00:07:42Tonight
00:07:43And
00:07:44Make something nice
00:07:47Come on
00:07:49Okay
00:07:49Oh
00:07:58Amelia
00:07:59You look bellissimo
00:08:00Except for the dog hair
00:08:04Come with me
00:08:07I have someone
00:08:09I want you to meet
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes
00:08:12Wow
00:08:13Yes of course
00:08:14Everything's from Italy here
00:08:15Well
00:08:17Amelia meet
00:08:19Michelangelo
00:08:20My son
00:08:21I believe you both
00:08:22Bumped into each other yesterday
00:08:24Yeah
00:08:25Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker
00:08:29Don't be so defensive
00:08:30I wasn't
00:08:33Well I
00:08:37Suppose I'll let you two
00:08:39Get acquainted
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do
00:08:41Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino
00:08:44Amelia
00:08:45Hey
00:08:46Arrivederci
00:08:47Yeah
00:08:48Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What
00:09:02Exactly
00:09:03How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad
00:09:12I mean
00:09:13It's fine
00:09:15Whatever
00:09:16Let's do some sexy ones
00:09:20Okay
00:09:20Or not
00:09:22I don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:09:25You work for my dad
00:09:26You have to do what I say
00:09:27You don't look like Romulus to me
00:09:29Just a few more pictures
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile
00:09:34I don't need Tinder
00:09:35I'm an underwear model
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane
00:09:39Whatever
00:09:41Pour me another
00:09:47Pour me another
00:09:49I told you
00:09:51I'm
00:09:51Fine
00:09:55See
00:10:01Dog walker
00:10:02That wasn't so hard
00:10:04What the fuck
00:10:08Asshole
00:10:12You crazy
00:10:13Amelia
00:10:14What's wrong?
00:10:17I asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:19And she
00:10:20My son is just immature
00:10:22Alright
00:10:23And that's why I invite you
00:10:24Port forward
00:10:26Please
00:10:27Alright
00:10:28Just have a seat
00:10:29Alright
00:10:30And I promise
00:10:30He'll be on his best behavior
00:10:32For the rest of the night
00:10:32Won't you son?
00:10:34So
00:10:35Amelia needs money
00:10:36To pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:10:38Cancer?
00:10:41Make my own money dad
00:10:42Okay
00:10:44I want the business
00:10:46Now
00:10:47Make a deal
00:10:47Whereby everyone gets what they want
00:10:50What kind of deal?
00:10:54Well
00:10:54Nothing crazy
00:10:55No
00:10:56You two just have to get married
00:10:59That's all
00:10:59What?
00:11:02What?
00:11:03Romulus
00:11:04What are you saying?
00:11:05I can't marry the male Paris Hilton
00:11:07Yeah
00:11:08And I can't marry someone
00:11:09Who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:11Well at least I don't pose
00:11:12In my tighty-whities for money
00:11:13You have to grow up
00:11:17Before you can run our business
00:11:18And the best way to do that
00:11:20Is to get married
00:11:21We're not even a match
00:11:23We hate each other
00:11:24At least I do
00:11:25Obviously
00:11:26See
00:11:27There's something uncommon already
00:11:29Look
00:11:30You know
00:11:30My wife and I
00:11:32We were opposites
00:11:33Oh yeah
00:11:34We were like
00:11:35Pizza and
00:11:36Hawaiian pizza
00:11:37She sure drove me crazy
00:11:39When we first met
00:11:40I know you're probably thinking
00:11:43I'm just some old fool
00:11:44Huh
00:11:44But
00:11:44I learned a thing or two
00:11:46In 70 years
00:11:47You two have chemistry
00:11:50Yeah
00:11:50Like a nuclear bomb
00:11:52As if
00:11:53Romulus
00:11:54Isn't there another way?
00:11:56I don't want to be miserable
00:11:57For the rest of my life
00:11:58Amelia
00:11:59You do want to help your sister
00:12:00Don't you?
00:12:01Or you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:03If you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:06What's it gonna be?
00:12:15What's it gonna be?
00:12:16Fine
00:12:19I'll do it
00:12:21For Betsy
00:12:23Angelo
00:12:27It's not polite
00:12:28To keep a lovely lady waiting
00:12:30If you're not gonna agree
00:12:31To marry her
00:12:32Then you're gonna lose
00:12:35The business
00:12:36And you're also gonna lose
00:12:38Your inheritance
00:12:39What the hell, Dad?
00:12:43Fuck it
00:12:44Fine
00:12:45I'll do it
00:12:46Now
00:12:46Let's just
00:12:47Go into the office now
00:12:49The lorries have already
00:12:51Drafted the contract
00:12:52And
00:12:52Son
00:12:53We are gonna need some
00:12:54Champagne
00:12:55Right?
00:12:57Right, my mom
00:12:57Try and make yourself look decent
00:12:59You will be engaged
00:13:03For a period of 30 days
00:13:05Followed by a
00:13:07Wedding
00:13:07Planned by me
00:13:08And I'll tell you
00:13:09It's gonna be a big one
00:13:10For the ages, too
00:13:11I hope the Halloween bowl
00:13:13Is not booked
00:13:14Anyway
00:13:15You must move in together
00:13:17Immediately
00:13:18To avoid any suspicion
00:13:19You know
00:13:19Look, there's nothing wrong
00:13:21With an arranged marriage
00:13:23But
00:13:23Well, it can't do any good
00:13:25If word got out to the public
00:13:26Right?
00:13:27That's why this has to be
00:13:28Our own secret
00:13:29Are we agreed?
00:13:32Sure
00:13:33All right
00:13:34Sign in
00:13:35Salute
00:13:41To the new couple
00:13:56So
00:14:06Your place or mine
00:14:08I'm not staying at a doghouse
00:14:10Fine
00:14:11Then we'll stay at yours
00:14:13So
00:14:23So
00:14:23This is
00:14:24Michelangelo's place
00:14:25It's like a museum in here
00:14:27A
00:14:28Michelangelo
00:14:29Museum
00:14:30Ugh
00:14:31Whoa
00:14:35What was this?
00:14:55Put it in the trash
00:14:55This isn't trash
00:14:57These are my sisters
00:14:58She's an artist
00:14:59So
00:15:00Put them in your room
00:15:01I said you could live here
00:15:02Not decorate
00:15:02Oh, I'm sorry
00:15:04Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:06That's man thong
00:15:07It's trademarked
00:15:09Look
00:15:13I gotta go meet somebody
00:15:14If this isn't cleaned up
00:15:16By the time I get back
00:15:16We're throwing it all in the fireplace
00:15:17It's electric
00:15:20Oh
00:15:25By the way
00:15:26This is gonna work
00:15:28You might want to start wearing that
00:15:30Gee, thanks
00:15:33Welcome
00:15:39You're getting married?
00:15:43Shh
00:15:44Betsy
00:15:44Don't tell the whole world
00:15:46I'm sorry
00:15:47Amelia
00:15:47It's just
00:15:48It's not like you
00:15:50You're saying we're
00:15:52Reserved
00:15:53Safe
00:15:55Like I always taught you
00:15:57Well
00:15:59Things change when you find out your sister has cancer
00:16:03And besides
00:16:04Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments
00:16:07So
00:16:08I'm okay with a quick proposal
00:16:10Michelangelo
00:16:11The Ninja Turtle
00:16:13No
00:16:15Michelangelo
00:16:16Dino Valeno
00:16:18Maybe you've heard of him
00:16:19Michelangelo Dino Valeno
00:16:22Shh
00:16:23Socialite Man
00:16:28Like start a hundred cancel Bravo shows
00:16:30How did you even meet?
00:16:33His dad is one of my clients
00:16:34It's
00:16:37Been a whirlwind of a romance
00:16:38He's so
00:16:41Toxic
00:16:42Speak of the devil
00:16:44Oh yeah
00:16:47You know
00:16:49That's probably an old issue
00:16:51This is a doctor's office
00:16:52Amelia
00:16:55Betsy Carlisle
00:16:58Doctor's ready
00:17:00We'll talk about this later
00:17:03Ready to get wet baby?
00:17:26We're already wet
00:17:29Where did that come from?
00:17:46Nice place
00:17:57I love the artwork
00:18:00Thanks
00:18:15Finally
00:18:16Ooh good taste
00:18:19No I'm good
00:18:22You had plenty at dinner
00:18:23More for me
00:18:25You know
00:18:29If you like it down here
00:18:31You should see the bed
00:18:33Who are you?
00:18:47Who are you?
00:18:47Chantel this is Amelia
00:18:51My roommate
00:18:53Whatever
00:18:55Can you guys just keep it down?
00:18:57I have work tomorrow morning
00:18:59This is my house?
00:19:01We will be as loud as we want to be
00:19:04Scream at the top of our lungs
00:19:06You've got to be kidding me
00:19:09What's wrong dog walker?
00:19:11He's jealous
00:19:12Jealous?
00:19:14I'm not jealous
00:19:15Sweet dreams
00:19:19I can't believe he said I was jealous
00:19:27How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:31Even if he is kind of hot
00:19:32See you later
00:19:52And um
00:19:53Don't worry about last night
00:19:56Sorry
00:19:57I had one too many to drink
00:19:59It won't happen again
00:20:00You better not
00:20:01How's the hangover?
00:20:14Roomie
00:20:15Not now
00:20:16My head's killing me
00:20:17We need to talk about last night
00:20:19No
00:20:19What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:20:22I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:20:26Monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:28But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:20:31And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:20:34Fine I'll have her sign an NDA just give me my phone
00:20:36My sister needs this money
00:20:39My sister needs this money
00:20:45Michelangelo
00:20:46And if the paparazzi find out about this
00:20:48Paparazzi
00:20:48Find out about this
00:20:50Then the contract is violated
00:20:52Then neither of us
00:20:53Get what we want
00:20:54Then the contract is violated
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want
00:20:58Yeah, no shit
00:20:59I'm serious
00:21:00Get what we want
00:21:01Yeah, no shit
00:21:02I'm serious
00:21:03Don't screw this up
00:21:06Don't screw this up
00:21:07Don't screw this up
00:21:09I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:12I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:14I know what I'm doing
00:21:16Dog walker
00:21:17I know what I'm doing
00:21:18Dog walker
00:21:19I know what I'm doing
00:21:20Dog walker
00:21:21And just so we're clear
00:21:22I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:24And just so we're clear
00:21:25I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:27Whenever I want
00:21:28Wherever I want
00:21:29Fine
00:21:31Do whatever you want
00:21:33Sorry
00:21:35It's a bit harsh
00:21:36Sorry
00:21:37It's a bit harsh
00:21:39Just really
00:21:44Really
00:21:45Hung over
00:21:47Hung over
00:21:49Hung over
00:21:52That could've gone better
00:21:54That could've gone better
00:21:56That could've gone better
00:21:58Hey baby
00:21:59Hey baby
00:22:02Hey
00:22:05Hey, baby.
00:22:09Hey, baby.
00:22:11You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:14You're rich.
00:22:14You don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:16You're rich now.
00:22:18I know.
00:22:19I like it.
00:22:20I know.
00:22:22I like it.
00:22:23Oh, that's good to hear.
00:22:24You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:22:29It rubs off on my son.
00:22:30Tell me, how are things going between the two of you?
00:22:34How are things going between the two of you?
00:22:37Oh, fine.
00:22:38Yeah.
00:22:39We're...
00:22:40Oh.
00:22:43Fine.
00:22:44Yeah.
00:22:44We're still getting to know each other.
00:22:46All right.
00:22:47Well, give him time.
00:22:48We're still getting to know each other.
00:22:49All right.
00:22:50Well, give him time, all right?
00:22:52Oh, and listen.
00:22:53He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:56Look, I promise.
00:22:58I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:59Yeah, you're right.
00:23:02Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:03Yeah.
00:23:04Come on, Gucci.
00:23:05Come on.
00:23:06Bye, Gucci.
00:23:10Hey, Amelia.
00:23:11Hey, Jake.
00:23:14Gucci, no.
00:23:15Royce.
00:23:17It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:21It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Same here.
00:23:24Sorry.
00:23:32Sorry.
00:23:33Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:23:36His whole family, actually.
00:23:38All these rich people are nuts.
00:23:40I should make a reality show.
00:23:42We're a little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:23:44Do you want to walk together?
00:23:48Let these two get to know each other?
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51I'd like that.
00:23:52So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:00A couple months.
00:24:02I like it.
00:24:03I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:05Barista.
00:24:07Uber driver.
00:24:08Delivery guy.
00:24:10Movie extra?
00:24:11You were in a movie.
00:24:13Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:15It was trying to impress you.
00:24:17How about you?
00:24:18How long have you been doing this?
00:24:20I don't know.
00:24:21My whole life, I guess.
00:24:23It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:24:27I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:29Wow.
00:24:30I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:32Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:37If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:39My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:24:43Do you want to go?
00:24:45I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:24:50You did?
00:24:52Yeah.
00:24:54I still do.
00:24:58He's cute.
00:24:59I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:02Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:05I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:11Hell yeah.
00:25:13I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:15I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:22I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:27Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:30Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:25:35Looks pretty big.
00:25:36It was a big school.
00:25:38Public schools.
00:25:40Am I right?
00:25:40I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:25:49Me?
00:25:50Engaged?
00:25:50No.
00:25:51Are you kidding?
00:25:52I'm 24.
00:25:53I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:54I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:59Nope.
00:26:00Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:02Okay.
00:26:02Royce pooped.
00:26:07Richard, pick it up.
00:26:09Where?
00:26:09I don't see it.
00:26:10Just over there.
00:26:14Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:20Of course.
00:26:21It's an office.
00:26:22You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:26:25You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:30Very funny.
00:26:30You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:32Yes, I know.
00:26:33Yeah.
00:26:33That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:26:36So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:26:40Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:26:41Fuck no.
00:26:43Come on, Dad.
00:26:52Help!
00:26:56Oh my goodness.
00:26:58Are you okay?
00:26:58Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:06You're engaged, remember?
00:27:09And this is our new palette.
00:27:12It's Matt's collection.
00:27:14He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:18But yeah, that's the presentation from me, Michelangelo.
00:27:23What, Dad?
00:27:33What a day, Dad.
00:27:35It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:36Look at you.
00:27:37You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:27:41Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:27:43Hard work does pay off.
00:27:45Let me just look at Amelia.
00:27:47What about her?
00:27:48She comes from nothing, son.
00:27:50Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard, and now, well, now she
00:27:55earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:57I guess that's impressive.
00:27:59Yeah, see.
00:28:00See, it is.
00:28:01I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:04I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:06Break's over.
00:28:29Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:30One day down.
00:28:32Forty more years to go.
00:28:33Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise
00:28:43you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:28:49You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:57Tonight?
00:28:59Shit.
00:29:00When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:01I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:29:03The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:05Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:07Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino, Dino, Dino, and Dino.
00:29:13Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:29:15I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:18What's the matter?
00:29:19You're getting along, aren't you?
00:29:21Yeah, yeah.
00:29:22Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:26All right, so it's all settled.
00:29:27I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight, in the limo, and don't be late.
00:29:35Why, Dad?
00:29:36So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:29:52Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:57And?
00:29:57And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:02But, since I'm part of the Dino-Lavino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:07You better not let that hair down.
00:30:09Sorry.
00:30:10Just an expression.
00:30:18How's it going in there?
00:30:19I'm coming out.
00:30:20Is that bad?
00:30:32I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:30:37Buy that dress.
00:30:39ASAP.
00:30:43Leave me alone, party boy.
00:30:45I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:50I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:20What are you looking at?
00:31:24You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:25Oh, thanks.
00:31:26Um, I...
00:31:28Did you forget my name?
00:31:31No, it's just something different.
00:31:35Did you change your hair?
00:31:36Why do you care?
00:31:38The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:31:40I'm going out.
00:31:40I just forgot my charger.
00:31:42Awesome, thanks.
00:31:46I'm taking this.
00:31:47Wait, I've been calling you.
00:31:49We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:31:50I told you.
00:31:51I'm busy.
00:31:52Hold on.
00:31:55Amelia!
00:32:04All right, hey.
00:32:05Look who's right on time.
00:32:06Nice.
00:32:08Where's Amelia?
00:32:10She's sick.
00:32:12She can't make it.
00:32:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:14If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:18Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:20Give her some nice soup.
00:32:23I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:25Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:27Poor thing.
00:32:29Okay, Dad.
00:32:30See you in the office.
00:32:31Stupid dog walker?
00:32:39Tricking me with her makeover.
00:32:40I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:32:49Hey.
00:32:51It's Michelangelo Dino Levino.
00:32:52Do you still track people?
00:32:53Wow.
00:33:10Amelia.
00:33:11Hi.
00:33:13You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:33:16Without a dog.
00:33:18Sorry.
00:33:19I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:20I kind of panicked.
00:33:21No worries.
00:33:22I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:26Yeah.
00:33:26But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:29Talk to the bartender.
00:33:30Wow.
00:33:31You like your treatment.
00:33:32You look like one.
00:33:34Thanks, Jake.
00:33:37Hey.
00:33:38Lover boy.
00:33:39We're on.
00:33:41Gotta go.
00:33:42Find me in the green room after.
00:33:45Hope you like it.
00:33:46Break a leg.
00:33:47Lover boy.
00:33:51Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:10All I do.
00:34:12You know what I want, babe.
00:34:15You know what I want.
00:34:19Good.
00:34:20Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:21Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:24One more, please.
00:34:30But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:32Okay.
00:34:32Jake, you guys were great.
00:34:43You really think so?
00:34:45I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:34:47The who?
00:34:49You don't know the strokes.
00:34:53Are they older?
00:34:55I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:57It's all right.
00:35:00Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:35:02You want some of that a drink?
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:11So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:15Since I was 13.
00:35:17Played in bands all through high school and college.
00:35:19But I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:35:22That's awesome.
00:35:23When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job.
00:35:26And focus on music full time.
00:35:28You're going to quit dog walking?
00:35:30I thought you liked it.
00:35:33I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:36I don't even like dogs that much.
00:35:38I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:40A cat person?
00:35:44Who doesn't like dogs?
00:35:46Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:35:49I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:35:51I just want to relax.
00:35:53Have a good time.
00:35:54You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:59I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:02Now I'm not sure.
00:36:03We have nothing in common.
00:36:05Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:07What the heck?
00:36:11I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:13Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:15Now I can have mine.
00:36:16I'm not sure.
00:36:17I'm not sure.
00:36:17I'm not sure.
00:36:18I'm not sure.
00:36:18I'm not sure.
00:36:19I'm not sure.
00:36:19I'm not sure.
00:36:20I'm not sure.
00:36:20I'm not sure.
00:36:21I'm not sure.
00:36:21It looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:33What's going on?
00:36:34That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:36:38He's not.
00:36:40You coming with me, dog walker?
00:36:42Don't make me get the leash.
00:36:43What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:36:45Back off, dude.
00:36:46Back off.
00:36:47Grubby little hipster.
00:36:49She's my fiance.
00:36:51So that was an engagement ring?
00:36:53Jake, I can explain.
00:36:55Let's go.
00:36:58I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:59I'm not, Jake.
00:37:00This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:37:11And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:19I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:37:21You're such a hypocrite.
00:37:23Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:25Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:28I'm not following you around.
00:37:30You know what?
00:37:31I get it.
00:37:32You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:36Me jealous?
00:37:37Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:40Mike, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:37:42I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:37:44I have a name.
00:37:47Wait, what are you doing?
00:37:48That is an original.
00:37:49I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:37:52Oh, fine.
00:37:53I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:56I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:58You're treating me like shit.
00:38:02That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:03You are history's worst nightmare.
00:38:05I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:06We signed a contract.
00:38:07For an arranged marriage.
00:38:09Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:13You are such a simpleton.
00:38:16Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:18Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:21I tried to get along with you.
00:38:22You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:24I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:26Right back at you.
00:38:27I fucking hate you.
00:38:29I fucking hate you more.
00:38:31I wish I didn't get it, but I didn't get it.
00:38:55I wish I didn't get it, but I didn't get it.
00:39:25Where am I?
00:39:36Who's spooning me?
00:39:39Is that Jake?
00:39:41How drunk was I?
00:39:45Michelangelo?
00:39:49Dog walker.
00:39:50Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:56Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:57Uh-huh.
00:39:59We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:02No, we had too many drinks.
00:40:03We just forget it ever happened, if that's what you want.
00:40:08Definitely.
00:40:09Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:14I should get up, too.
00:40:17Oh, my head.
00:40:19There's Pedialy in the fridge.
00:40:22Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:24Of course.
00:40:25My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:30Well, you look great.
00:40:31Thanks.
00:40:33I don't feel great.
00:40:35The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:39You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:40:43What's going on?
00:40:44So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:40:50Wait.
00:40:52For the first time?
00:40:54Yeah.
00:40:55We're taking it slow.
00:40:58Michelangelo.
00:40:59The male gigolo.
00:41:00Taking it slow.
00:41:01Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:07And how was it?
00:41:11Well...
00:41:11Really bad.
00:41:12Right?
00:41:13I knew it.
00:41:14Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:41:19Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:21I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:26Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:28That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:31I don't get it.
00:41:32He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:36I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:41:40You get the picture.
00:41:44Hey.
00:41:47Opposite to truck.
00:41:48I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:41:52Because you're so different.
00:41:55Something like that.
00:41:55Here it comes.
00:42:05Right on the schedule.
00:42:07Dog walkers in love with me.
00:42:10I'll have to let it down easy.
00:42:12Weird.
00:42:13I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:14What was that about?
00:42:26Must be the hangover.
00:42:36Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:42:38Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:42:44Hey, unfortunately, something came up.
00:42:55I can't make it tonight.
00:43:00Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:02And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:14Hey.
00:43:26Hey.
00:43:28Hi.
00:43:30We should talk about...
00:43:31We should talk about...
00:43:33Leslie.
00:43:36I'm not very good with words.
00:43:37Me neither.
00:43:38But last night, I...
00:43:40You don't have to say anything.
00:43:41We both know it was a mistake.
00:43:43And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:43:46Like nothing ever happened.
00:43:48I don't think you understand it.
00:43:49You just listen to me for a second.
00:43:50Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:43:53I'm a big girl.
00:43:54I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:56I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:59Okay, I get it.
00:44:00I'm not one of your...
00:44:02Your models or your D-list actresses.
00:44:05You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:09I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:44:12I mean...
00:44:12Frankly, so would I.
00:44:13I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:44:15You don't understand.
00:44:16Let's...
00:44:16Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:44:19I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:23Wait.
00:44:24Did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:28What happened to Dog Walker?
00:44:31I have a confession to make.
00:44:33Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why, that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:44:46Really?
00:44:46Do I look like I'm lying?
00:44:49I'm not a good actor.
00:44:51I could even do reality TV.
00:44:52But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:57Some kind of crazy, cosmic chemistry.
00:45:02You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:45:05Amelia.
00:45:07Please.
00:45:09I know you felt it, too.
00:45:16Amelia, please.
00:45:18Don't act like you didn't feel it, too.
00:45:19I felt it, too.
00:45:26So why are we fighting it?
00:45:29I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:32Me, too.
00:45:32Me, too.
00:45:49So, I set the kitchen on fire?
00:46:09How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:46:14It's not my fault.
00:46:15They should change the name.
00:46:16No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:46:21If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:46:24The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis, and he almost sinks the boat.
00:46:33You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:46:38Thanks?
00:46:41You know, we could actually try this.
00:46:45Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:46:48I'm serious.
00:46:50The wedding's coming up.
00:46:53We could give it a shot.
00:46:55You mean, like, you and me.
00:46:57Together, together.
00:46:58Why not?
00:47:00Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:47:15Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:47:17Oh, hey, Royce.
00:47:25Jake?
00:47:26How's it going?
00:47:28Good.
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:31Look, the other night was kind of...
00:47:32Crazy.
00:47:33I know.
00:47:34I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:47:37We were kind of in a fight.
00:47:40I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:47:42Is he always like that?
00:47:44So aggressive and controlling?
00:47:46I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:47:49He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:47:52Well, I am his woman.
00:47:54He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:47:57And I don't blame him.
00:47:59Oh, my God.
00:48:00Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Di Novolino?
00:48:04I didn't mean to pry.
00:48:06I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:48:09I'm here if you need to talk.
00:48:11Thanks, Jake.
00:48:12But I'm engaged.
00:48:14Remember?
00:48:16And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:48:19I thought we had a connection.
00:48:21You're a cat person.
00:48:22It never would have worked.
00:48:25Come on, Gucci.
00:48:26Let's go.
00:48:30Cats are awesome.
00:48:31That was a great presentation.
00:48:38The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:48:41You think so?
00:48:42Ooh.
00:48:43Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:48:46Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:48:47Now, listen.
00:48:48I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:48:50You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:48:53Gucci?
00:48:53Sure.
00:48:53But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:48:57Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:48:59You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:49:03At the dog park?
00:49:04Mm-hmm.
00:49:04I just texted her.
00:49:06It's all set.
00:49:07Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:49:10So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:49:24You've never played fetch before?
00:49:27It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:49:31Let me try.
00:49:32That's okay.
00:49:34I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:49:37Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:49:44No.
00:49:45I like my work.
00:49:47What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:49:52You're right.
00:49:52I should work less.
00:49:55If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:50:02Fetch Gucci.
00:50:07I've got a big surprise.
00:50:10A surprise?
00:50:11Just wait and see.
00:50:21Grazie, Enzo.
00:50:22Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:50:29What's that?
00:50:30A special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli?
00:50:36But Gucci, what's your favorite prosciutto?
00:50:41You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:50:44I thought you were off the clock today.
00:50:48Besides, a special occasion.
00:50:49I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:50:56Okay.
00:50:58This is for us.
00:50:59Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:51:01What else is in the bag?
00:51:02Just some imported Italian ingredients.
00:51:05So I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:51:07You can cook?
00:51:08You can cook.
00:51:19That was so good.
00:51:24I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.
00:51:28How did you do this?
00:51:30I can't cook at all.
00:51:32Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:51:34Did you learn in culinary school?
00:51:36No.
00:51:37My mom taught me.
00:51:38Tell me about her.
00:51:41I've never told a girl about my mom.
00:51:43Sorry, I don't mean to pray.
00:51:47She passed away when I was 11.
00:51:50Breast cancer.
00:51:52But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:51:55She grew up in a little village in Tuscany, and she taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:52:01We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:52:07I still have all of her recipes here, handwritten in Italian.
00:52:13That's really special.
00:52:16I miss her.
00:52:19This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:52:24It's not corny.
00:52:27But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:52:29Just don't tell TMZ.
00:52:32What about your parents?
00:52:34My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:52:39It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:52:41I'm sorry.
00:52:43I just really hope these treatments work.
00:52:47I don't want to lose her, too.
00:52:51I'm sorry.
00:52:52Your story made me emotional.
00:52:54I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:52:56I'll help you.
00:52:56No, no, it's fine.
00:52:58I like doing the dishes.
00:52:59It relaxes me.
00:53:01Good.
00:53:02Because I hate them.
00:53:03Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:53:09Is it just the wine?
00:53:11Or am I really falling for him?
00:53:14Her.
00:53:14You don't want espresso.
00:53:18It's not my fault.
00:53:27Hey.
00:53:28Hey.
00:53:30Do you want an espresso?
00:53:32I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:53:34No, thank you.
00:53:35You need to have a morning meeting.
00:53:36I'm kind of in a rush.
00:53:37Okay.
00:53:37Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:53:39How could I?
00:53:42Ready, bro?
00:53:44Well, let me fix your tie.
00:53:47What do you know about ties?
00:53:49You wear t-shirts to work.
00:53:50And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:53:54Touché.
00:53:54There you go.
00:53:57Okay, bye.
00:53:58Bye.
00:54:01Love you.
00:54:02Love you, too.
00:54:12Sorry.
00:54:14Reflex.
00:54:14I didn't mean to say that.
00:54:16Me neither.
00:54:17Too soon.
00:54:19Talk about it later?
00:54:21Yeah.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24Ugh, could that have been any more awkward?
00:54:27And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:54:34Look who's here.
00:54:36Hey, my little guy.
00:54:39Hey, little Gucci.
00:54:41Look at this right here.
00:54:44Let's try it on.
00:54:46Oh, yeah.
00:54:47Now, here's mine.
00:54:50Just like that, huh?
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:52Even got one for Big Brother.
00:54:54Right there.
00:54:56Come to Papa.
00:54:57Yeah, that's my boy.
00:55:00All right, all right.
00:55:01So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:55:04This is two weeks off.
00:55:06Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:06They're waiting for an answer.
00:55:08And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:55:11He says the band is free.
00:55:14You like Coldplay, right?
00:55:15That we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:19Oh.
00:55:20Well, all right.
00:55:21Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:55:23How about that?
00:55:24Not too big.
00:55:24Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:55:27Let's just pump the brakes.
00:55:29We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:55:30What?
00:55:31Something wrong with Amelia?
00:55:33No.
00:55:35Everything is great.
00:55:36It's better than great, honestly.
00:55:39But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:55:42That's our thing.
00:55:44It's not Amelia's thing.
00:55:46I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:55:48Wow, I never thought of that.
00:55:52You have a very good point there.
00:55:56I'm very impressed.
00:55:58You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:56:02I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:56:06Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:56:08Love?
00:56:11Yeah.
00:56:12I don't know.
00:56:15He's cute.
00:56:16All right, all right.
00:56:18Change the deal.
00:56:19Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?
00:56:21And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair,
00:56:24a wedding with Coldplay.
00:56:27No Coldplay, Dad.
00:56:29No Coldplay.
00:56:37So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:56:41It's not working.
00:56:43I know it.
00:56:44I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:56:46And I'm cured.
00:56:49What?
00:56:50You're cured?
00:56:53Congratulations.
00:56:56I wasn't expecting it.
00:56:58I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:57:01It only took two sessions?
00:57:04I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:57:06Maybe I didn't need the Dino Foligno's money.
00:57:10What's wrong, sis?
00:57:11We should be celebrating!
00:57:13I brought Prosecco.
00:57:15No.
00:57:16Yeah.
00:57:17No, I'm good.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:18Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:57:22You can tell me anything.
00:57:25Is it Michelangelo?
00:57:27Is everything okay?
00:57:29If that punk pretty boy hurts you,
00:57:31I will take that man thong
00:57:32and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:57:35that it will cut him in two.
00:57:37It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:57:41It's me.
00:57:42I have to tell you something.
00:57:48I cannot believe that they convinced you
00:57:52to do an arranged marriage.
00:57:55What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:57:57It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:58:00And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:58:03Actually, he's not that bad.
00:58:07I kind of like him.
00:58:09Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:58:12We need to get you out of there.
00:58:15Betsy, I have real feelings for you.
00:58:18But what about the tabloid stories?
00:58:24You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:58:27They banned him for life.
00:58:29You'll never go to Epcot.
00:58:31He's not actually like the stories.
00:58:34Or at least not to me.
00:58:36He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:58:39If you marry Michelangelo,
00:58:44he will make your life a living hell.
00:58:46What if you meet him?
00:58:49Yeah.
00:58:51Meet him.
00:58:52Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:58:53Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:58:55Don't count on it.
00:58:57Please, me.
00:58:58Just give him a chance.
00:59:01Fine.
00:59:02Yes.
00:59:03Only one.
00:59:04Yes.
00:59:07You won't regret it.
00:59:08I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:59:09You better bring the whole bottle.
00:59:17Thank you for making dinner.
00:59:20Of course.
00:59:20I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:59:22We need to celebrate.
00:59:26Michelangelo,
00:59:27you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:59:31You mean besides me?
00:59:32I'm serious.
00:59:34It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:59:37Have a glass of wine.
00:59:40Tonight's going to be great.
00:59:51It's...
00:59:51enormous.
00:59:52Why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:57It's nice to see you too, sis.
01:00:03Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
01:00:07So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
01:00:16How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
01:00:19$96 Dom Perignon?
01:00:20Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
01:00:23Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
01:00:26It's worth more than my car.
01:00:27Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
01:00:32$8.99 at Ralph's.
01:00:34It's delicious.
01:00:36This was made in France.
01:00:38Sorry.
01:00:39Can't touch that stuff.
01:00:41So,
01:00:42who wants a drink?
01:00:43Okay.
01:00:57You've hardly touched your food.
01:01:07It's a little too rich for me.
01:01:12Mine tastes great.
01:01:15So, Michelangelo,
01:01:16I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
01:01:21You don't mind, do you?
01:01:24Fire away.
01:01:26So, I know you two have been having your...
01:01:29fun.
01:01:31Um, but...
01:01:33What's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:01:38I don't think it's going to.
01:01:39That's cute and all, but...
01:01:43What about her career?
01:01:44Are you going to support her?
01:01:46Or kids?
01:01:47What's your stance on that?
01:01:48Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:01:52Betsy!
01:01:53Look,
01:01:54I know I have a past,
01:01:57but
01:01:57I'm committed to it.
01:01:59We haven't talked about kids, but
01:02:01I'm open to anything.
01:02:02See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:02:05You two are getting married,
01:02:06and you barely know each other.
01:02:09We know now.
01:02:10Easy, Betsy.
01:02:12I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:02:16And if you really cared about Amelia,
01:02:18you would give her the time.
01:02:20And what makes you such an expert?
01:02:21I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:02:25Michelangelo.
01:02:25You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:02:28It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.
01:02:30She gets it from you.
01:02:32Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:02:34You started it.
01:02:41Why don't we all just calm down?
01:02:45Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:02:47No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:02:50That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:02:52She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:02:54You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:02:56And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:03:00You know what?
01:03:01You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:03:02That's my sister.
01:03:03She just survived cancer.
01:03:04That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:03:10This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:03:13Not to me.
01:03:14You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:03:16I don't like this side of you.
01:03:17See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,
01:03:20but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:03:23You told her?
01:03:24She's my sister.
01:03:25I don't care.
01:03:26That violates our agreement.
01:03:27Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:03:29A contractual agreement?
01:03:30Some kind of obligation?
01:03:32It's not what I meant.
01:03:33It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:03:35I love you.
01:03:37You love me?
01:03:38Don't listen to him.
01:03:40He doesn't even know what that means.
01:03:41Shut the fuck up!
01:03:43You know what?
01:03:44Maybe she was right.
01:03:45I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:03:47It's over.
01:03:53We need to get out of here.
01:03:56I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix
01:03:58to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:04:05Amelia, I know this is hard to hear,
01:04:08but you did the right thing.
01:04:12You do so much better than him.
01:04:14Yeah.
01:04:16But he isn't a monster.
01:04:18I shouldn't have said that.
01:04:19We can talk about it on the road.
01:04:21Get packing, and if we leave now,
01:04:24we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:04:25Lay low for a bit.
01:04:27Mexico?
01:04:27Mexico.
01:04:28Or Canada.
01:04:29Whatever.
01:04:30It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Lavinos.
01:04:34Or worse.
01:04:35I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:04:38I mean, I only told you about the contract.
01:04:41It's not like I told the media.
01:04:43You don't know that.
01:04:45We're liabilities.
01:04:47Loose ends.
01:04:48You should listen to more TrueKind podcast.
01:04:54Get rid of that thing.
01:04:56They could be tracking us right now.
01:04:59Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day.
01:05:03See?
01:05:05See?
01:05:05He could have a sniper on us.
01:05:11It's Romulus.
01:05:13Hey, Romulus.
01:05:15What?
01:05:16What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:05:18You came.
01:05:33Against my better judgment.
01:05:35I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:05:38I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:05:42Well, you should punish me for straying.
01:05:48You make me sick.
01:05:50I make me sick.
01:05:59Nice underwear.
01:06:04It's a great craftsmanship.
01:06:05Okay, let's get this over with.
01:06:15Is that all you have to say?
01:06:18Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:06:20I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:06:24I thought I wanted this.
01:06:28But I don't.
01:06:30I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:06:35Amelia broke up with me.
01:06:41It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:06:46Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:06:49I am fucking devastated.
01:06:52And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:06:55And she just wanted to come back to me.
01:07:01There.
01:07:02There.
01:07:03There.
01:07:05Amelia?
01:07:10Hi, Dad.
01:07:12Gucci's gone?
01:07:14I'll be right there.
01:07:19But...
01:07:20Romulus.
01:07:24What?
01:07:24Oh.
01:07:25Oh.
01:07:26Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:07:31We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket.
01:07:35I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:07:39Well, we can help you find him.
01:07:42Yeah.
01:07:43Right?
01:07:43Good, thanks.
01:07:46Good.
01:07:46Gucci!
01:07:48This better not be a trap.
01:07:49Just come on.
01:07:53Gucci!
01:07:54Gucci!
01:07:55Gucci!
01:07:56Hey, hey, hey!
01:07:57Where's Michelangelo?
01:07:58Huh?
01:07:58I thought you were both together.
01:07:59Why isn't he here with you?
01:08:01Oh, um, he's...
01:08:02Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:08:05Where were you?
01:08:06I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastroianni's.
01:08:09It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:08:11If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:08:14Smart move, dude.
01:08:16Here, ladies.
01:08:17Take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:08:19That's it, Dad.
01:08:19Yeah, yeah.
01:08:23Amelia.
01:08:24Gucci!
01:08:41He's hopeless.
01:08:43We've been looking for him all night long.
01:08:47We're never gonna find him.
01:08:49Don't give up, Dad.
01:08:50He's just off having a little adventure.
01:08:52Keep looking.
01:08:52He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:54See?
01:08:56They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:58I do have to admit, though,
01:09:00I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:09:02He's really there for his dad.
01:09:05His dad's dog.
01:09:07So you approve now?
01:09:09They didn't say that.
01:09:13Gucci!
01:09:13Gucci!
01:09:17Gucci!
01:09:18My boy's back!
01:09:20Oh!
01:09:21Oh!
01:09:22Oh!
01:09:22Oh!
01:09:22Oh!
01:09:22Oh!
01:09:22Oh!
01:09:22Oh!
01:09:23Oh!
01:09:23Oh!
01:09:24Okay, okay.
01:09:29I'm a little closer to approving.
01:09:37I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:09:45A little.
01:09:46It's okay.
01:09:48Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:09:51They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:54Amelia,
01:09:55can we talk?
01:10:00Please?
01:10:03Amelia,
01:10:04can we talk?
01:10:08Please?
01:10:08Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:22I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:10:28I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:10:36I don't know if I have a woman.
01:10:37The thing is, I don't know if I'm a monster.
01:10:38Thanks for saying that.
01:10:40I needed to hear that.
01:10:43And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:10:47You're not one.
01:10:49I'm still learning new things about you.
01:10:52Most of them are good.
01:10:53I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:57I'm not.
01:11:02You're not? What do you mean?
01:11:06Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:11:13And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:11:19I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:23Dad.
01:11:24What is this on?
01:11:25I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:11:30Why, son?
01:11:32Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:11:35And not because of some legal obligation, but because she wants to.
01:11:47Consider our contracts Noel and Boyd.
01:11:50Amelia, where will it be?
01:12:02Will you marry me?
01:12:06Will you marry me?
01:12:07Yes.
01:12:10I'll marry you.
01:12:26You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:29And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:33Look at me.
01:12:34I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:38All right, all right, you two.
01:12:40That's enough, all right?
01:12:42We spent this whole night together.
01:12:44Come over to my place, all right?
01:12:46We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:12:48Well, hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:12:52I think I can get used to it.
01:12:54And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:57I want to hear from everybody involved, especially Coldplay.
01:13:01We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:04It was worth a try.
01:13:05And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:32Michelangelo?
01:13:33I don't know how much I've ever managed anything without you.
01:13:56I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:07And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:24Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:28I love you so much.
01:14:31I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:14:44Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:14:49Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:52And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:15:03I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:05Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:15:07I love you.
01:15:07With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:15:16You may kiss your bride.
01:15:17Thanks.
01:15:27I'm Betsy.
01:15:29Amelia's sister.
01:15:31I'm Jake.
01:15:32Another dog walker.
01:15:34It's crazy.
01:15:35You know, given my sister.
01:15:37I always been more of a cat person.
01:15:40Me too!
01:15:40Woo!
01:15:42Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:15:43Oh!
01:15:44It's a class family.
01:15:47Wow!
01:15:52Yeah.
01:15:53itute girl.
01:15:55Oh!
01:15:57Oh!
01:15:57Whoa!
01:15:57Oh!
01:15:58Oh!
01:16:00Oh!
01:16:02Ah!
01:16:06Oh!
01:16:08Oh!
01:16:09Oh!
01:16:11Oh!
01:16:15Oh!
01:16:16Oh!
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