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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Oh, wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine.
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:09I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract.
00:01:20For an arranged marriage.
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton.
00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:31Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:32I tried to get along with you.
00:01:33You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:34I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:35Right back at you.
00:01:36I fucking hate you.
00:01:37I fucking hate you.
00:01:38I fucking hate you more.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more!
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair, when we thought I was legal, we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:40Okay. Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jane.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:40And don't be late.
00:03:41Don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:02Yeah.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:08You need to settle down and find yourself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:35I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:52Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:58Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere-
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:10Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now it's too late he's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:23Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:41Cause so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:55But...
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:06:10So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:21Oh my God.
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:28And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this.
00:06:39Together.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did you have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no.
00:07:10Forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings.
00:07:17For my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:34Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And, uh...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:49Come on.
00:07:50Okay.
00:07:51Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:14Yes, of course.
00:08:15Everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:19Amelia, meet.
00:08:20Dr. Angelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:34Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45I'm really happy.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:57What, exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad.
00:09:14I mean, it's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:24I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:29You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:37I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:49I told you, I'm...
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:56See?
00:10:00Dog walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking Prada!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:15You crazy bitch!
00:10:16Amelia!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:22I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:29I apologize.
00:10:31My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33All right?
00:10:34And that's why I invited you.
00:10:36Poor Florida.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:38All right?
00:10:39Just have a seat.
00:10:40All right?
00:10:41And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Hmm.
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:03Ah.
00:11:04I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?!
00:11:22Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Oh, Angelo, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up before you can run out business.
00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:41We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:46See?
00:11:47There's something in common already.
00:11:49Look, you know,
00:11:50My wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:12:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:24What's it going to be?
00:12:25What's it going to be?
00:12:26What's it going to be?
00:12:30Fine.
00:12:31I'll do it.
00:12:32For Betsy.
00:12:34Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not going to agree to marry her, then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12Son, we're going to need some champagne.
00:13:15You're in my mind.
00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:13:34Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49I hope we agreed.
00:13:52Sure.
00:13:54Sign in.
00:14:12Salute to the new couple.
00:14:14To the new couple.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:42So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:48Ugh.
00:14:49Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was this? Put it in the trash.
00:15:02This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:15:18So put them in your room. I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:22Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:24That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:15:31Look, I gotta go meet somebody. If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, we'll throw it all in the fireplace.
00:15:37It's electric.
00:15:43Oh, by the way, this is gonna work. You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:48Gee, thanks.
00:15:52Welcome.
00:16:00You're getting married?
00:16:02Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:05Sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:08It's not like you.
00:16:10You're saying we're...reserved.
00:16:13Safe.
00:16:15Like I always taught you.
00:16:16Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:22And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:27So I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:29Michelangelo?
00:16:31The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:33No.
00:16:35Michelangelo...Dino Villano? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:39Michelangelo? Dino Villano?!
00:16:41Shh!
00:16:42Michelangelo.
00:16:45What?
00:16:47Like, start a hundred and cancel Bravo shows?
00:16:50How did you even meet?
00:16:52His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:55It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:58He's so...toxic.
00:17:00Toxic.
00:17:02Speak of the devil.
00:17:05Oh, yeah.
00:17:07You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:10This is a doctor's office.
00:17:13Amelia.
00:17:16Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:18Doctor's ready.
00:17:20We'll talk about this later.
00:17:30You ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:46We're already wet.
00:18:00Where did that come from?
00:18:30Nice place.
00:18:32I love the artwork.
00:18:34Thanks. Finally.
00:18:36Ooh, good taste.
00:18:40Oh, I'm good.
00:18:41We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43More for me.
00:18:48You know, if you like it down here,
00:18:51you should see the bedroom.
00:18:53Ooh.
00:19:00Who are you?
00:19:05Who are you?
00:19:07Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:12Amelia.
00:19:13Whatever.
00:19:14Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:16I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:18This is my house?
00:19:20We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:23Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:25You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:28What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:30He's jealous.
00:19:32Jealous?
00:19:33I'm not jealous!
00:19:36Sweet dreams!
00:19:44I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:46How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:49Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:58See you later.
00:20:11And, um...
00:20:13Don't worry about last night.
00:20:15Sorry.
00:20:16I had one too many to drink.
00:20:18It won't happen again.
00:20:19You better not.
00:20:20How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:34Not now.
00:20:35My head's killing me.
00:20:36We need to talk about last night.
00:20:38No.
00:20:39What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:41I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:45Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:47But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:50And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:53Fine.
00:20:54I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:55Just give me my phone.
00:20:56My sister needs this money.
00:21:01My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:21:05And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:21:11Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:16Then the contract is violated.
00:21:17Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:19Ya no shit.
00:21:20I'm serious.
00:21:21Get what we want.
00:21:22Ya no shit.
00:21:23I'm serious.
00:21:25Don't screw this up.
00:21:28Don't screw this up.
00:21:30I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:35I know what I'm doing, dog walker.
00:21:39I know what I'm doing, dog walker.
00:21:41And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:45And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:47Whenever I want.
00:21:48Whatever I want.
00:21:49Fine.
00:21:52Do what ever you want.
00:21:54I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh.
00:21:58I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh.
00:22:01I just really, really, I'm over.
00:22:10I'm over.
00:22:13That could have gone better.
00:22:16That could have gone better.
00:22:25Hey, baby.
00:22:27Hey, baby.
00:22:30You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:32You're rich. You don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:35You're rich now.
00:22:37I know. I like it.
00:22:38I know. I like it.
00:22:41Ah, that's good to hear.
00:22:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:22:47It rubs off on my son.
00:22:49Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you?
00:22:52How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:56Oh, fine. Yeah.
00:22:58We're... Oh.
00:23:01Fine. Yeah.
00:23:03We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:05All right. Well, give him time.
00:23:06We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:08All right. Well, give him time, all right?
00:23:10Oh, and listen.
00:23:12He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:23:15But I... I promise.
00:23:17I wouldn't be so sure.
00:23:18Yeah, you're right.
00:23:20Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:22Come on, Gucci.
00:23:24Come on.
00:23:25Bye, Gucci.
00:23:29Hey, Amelia.
00:23:30Hey, Jake.
00:23:32Gucci, no!
00:23:33Royce!
00:23:36I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:40It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:42Yeah. Same here.
00:23:43Sorry.
00:23:51Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:23:54His whole family, actually.
00:23:56All these rich people are nuts.
00:23:59I should make a reality show.
00:24:00We're all dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:24:03Do you want to walk together?
00:24:07Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10I'd like that.
00:24:11So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months.
00:24:20I like it.
00:24:22I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:24Barista.
00:24:25Uber driver.
00:24:27Delivery guy.
00:24:29Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie.
00:24:32Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:33I was trying to impress you.
00:24:36How about you?
00:24:37How long have you been doing this?
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:39My whole life, I guess.
00:24:41It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:24:45I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:51Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:56If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:59My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:25:02Do you want to go?
00:25:04I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:25:08You did?
00:25:11Yeah.
00:25:12I still do.
00:25:16He's cute.
00:25:18I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:21Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:27I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:30Hell yeah.
00:25:31I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:36I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:45Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:46Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:25:53Looks pretty big.
00:25:55It was a big school.
00:25:57Public schools.
00:25:58Am I right?
00:25:59I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Engaged?
00:26:09No.
00:26:09Are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24.
00:26:11I'm practically still a baby.
00:26:13I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:26:17Nope.
00:26:18Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:21Royce pooped.
00:26:26You should pick it up.
00:26:27Where?
00:26:28I don't see it.
00:26:29Just over there.
00:26:30Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course.
00:26:40It's an office.
00:26:41You want to be CEO, you've got to look the part.
00:26:44You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48Very funny.
00:26:50You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:51Yes, I know.
00:26:52Yeah, that means you've got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:26:55So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we've got a lot to do.
00:26:59Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no.
00:27:02Come on, Dad.
00:27:11Wow!
00:27:15Oh my goodness.
00:27:16Are you okay?
00:27:18Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:22You're engaged, remember?
00:27:28And this is our new palette.
00:27:31It's Matt's collection.
00:27:33He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:37But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:27:49What, Dad?
00:27:52What a day, Dad.
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:55Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:28:00Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off.
00:28:04Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:06What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:09Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:28:11But she just worked hard.
00:28:12And now, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:15I guess that's impressive.
00:28:18Yeah, I see.
00:28:18See, it is.
00:28:19I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:23I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:30Break's over.
00:28:31Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down.
00:28:51Forty more years to go.
00:28:52Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise
00:29:01you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:06You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:29:16Tonight?
00:29:17Shit.
00:29:18When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:20I promised we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:24Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:26Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdea app.
00:29:32Don't you think it's a bit soon yet?
00:29:34I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:38You two are getting along, aren't you?
00:29:40Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:44All right, so it's all settled.
00:29:46I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:29:54Why, Dad?
00:30:05So...
00:30:06Remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:11Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:30:16And...
00:30:16And...
00:30:17You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:20But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:30:23I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:26You better not let that hair down.
00:30:27Sorry, just an expression.
00:30:29Here we go.
00:30:30How's it going in there?
00:30:34I'm coming out.
00:30:35How's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out.
00:30:39I'm coming out.
00:30:48That bad?
00:30:51I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:30:56Buy that dress.
00:30:57ASAP.
00:31:02Leave me alone, party boy.
00:31:04I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:05I've got my own function today.
00:31:07Bye-bye.
00:31:07Bye-bye.
00:31:08Bye-bye.
00:31:40What are you looking at? You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Thanks.
00:31:47Did you forget my name?
00:31:50No, it's just something different. Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care? The manwhorehouse is yours tonight. I'm going out. I just forgot my charger.
00:32:01Awesome. Thanks.
00:32:04I'm taking this.
00:32:06Wait, I've been calling you. We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:09I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:11Hold on.
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:22All right, hey. Look who's right on time. Nice.
00:32:27Where's Amelia?
00:32:29She's sick. She can't make it.
00:32:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party. Yeah, you got to stay home with her. Give her some nice soup. I'll catch both of you for the next one. Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon. Poor thing.
00:32:47Okay, dad. See you in the office.
00:32:56Stupid dog walker? Tricking me with her makeover. I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:00Hey, it's Michael and I'm with Dean Levino. Do you still track people?
00:33:12Do you still track people?
00:33:14Wow. Amelia. Hi.
00:33:30You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:33:36Sorry, I don't come to concerts often. I kind of panicked.
00:33:41No worries. I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45But you're drinking for free tonight. Talk to the bartender.
00:33:49Wow. The IP treatment.
00:33:51You look like one.
00:33:53Thanks, Jake.
00:33:55Hey, lover boy. We're on.
00:34:00Gotta go.
00:34:01Find me in the green room after.
00:34:03Hope you like it.
00:34:05Break a leg.
00:34:05I love you.
00:34:15Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:37Good.
00:34:38Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:40Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:44But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:58Jake, you guys are great.
00:35:01You really think so?
00:35:03I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who?
00:35:08You don't know the strokes.
00:35:12Are they older?
00:35:13I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:17It's alright.
00:35:18Lots of stuff to do with you too.
00:35:21You want some of them to drink?
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:24So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:34Since I was 13.
00:35:35Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:35:40That's awesome.
00:35:41And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:47You're going to quit dog walking?
00:35:49I thought you liked it.
00:35:50I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much.
00:35:57I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:59A cat person?
00:36:03Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:05Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:06I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:10I just want to relax.
00:36:12Have a good time.
00:36:14You're beautiful, you know that.
00:36:18I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:20Now I'm not sure.
00:36:22We have nothing in common.
00:36:23Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:25What the heck?
00:36:30I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:33Now I can have mine.
00:36:48Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:52What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo Dina Lovino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:36:57He's not.
00:36:58You coming with me, dog walker?
00:37:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:02What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude.
00:37:05Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster.
00:37:07She's my fiancée.
00:37:09So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:11Jake, I can explain.
00:37:14Let's go.
00:37:16I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:18I'm not, Jake.
00:37:23This is for making me uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:37:30And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:31I can't believe you did that.
00:37:39After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:37:41Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:44Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:47I'm not following you around.
00:37:49You know what?
00:37:49I get it.
00:37:50You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:53Oh, me jealous?
00:37:56Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:58Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:01I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:03I have a name.
00:38:05Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:07That is an original.
00:38:08I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:10Oh, fine.
00:38:11I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:38:15I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:17You're treating me like shit.
00:38:20That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:21You're history's worst nightmare.
00:38:23I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:25We signed a contract.
00:38:26For an arranged marriage.
00:38:28Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:31You are such a simpleton.
00:38:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:37Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:40I tried to get along with you.
00:38:41You brought this onto yourself.
00:38:42I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:44Right back at you.
00:38:46I fucking hate you.
00:38:48I fucking hate you more.
00:38:51I don't know.
00:38:55I had my father.
00:38:55I didn't know.
00:38:56I don't know.
00:38:57I boy said I got my father.
00:39:58Is that Jake?
00:40:00How drunk was I?
00:40:04Michelangelo?
00:40:08Dog Walker.
00:40:09Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:40:14Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:16Uh-huh.
00:40:16We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:20We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened.
00:40:24If that's what you want.
00:40:26Definitely.
00:40:28Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:32I should get up, too.
00:40:36Oh, my head.
00:40:37There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:40:40Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course.
00:40:44My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great.
00:40:50Thanks.
00:40:51I don't feel great.
00:40:54The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:57You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:41:02What's going on?
00:41:03So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:09Wait.
00:41:11For the first time?
00:41:13Yeah.
00:41:14We're taking it slow.
00:41:17Michelangelo.
00:41:18The male gigolo.
00:41:19Is taking it slow.
00:41:22Maybe I did miss Dredgen.
00:41:24And, how was it?
00:41:29Well...
00:41:30Really bad, right?
00:41:32I knew it.
00:41:33Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:41:37Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:42I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:45Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:47That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:50I don't get it.
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:54I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:42:00You get the picture.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:06Opposites attract.
00:42:07I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:11Because you're so different.
00:42:13Something like that.
00:42:21Here it comes.
00:42:24Right on the schedule.
00:42:26Dog walkers in love with me.
00:42:28I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:33What was that about?
00:42:45Must be the hangover.
00:42:54Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:42:56Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:42:58Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:21And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:28I'm not very good with words.
00:43:56Me neither.
00:43:56But last night, I...
00:43:59You don't have to say anything.
00:44:00We both know it was a mistake, and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing
00:44:05ever happened.
00:44:06I don't think you understand it.
00:44:07You just listen to me for a second.
00:44:09Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:44:12I'm a big girl.
00:44:13I've had a one-night stand before.
00:44:15I've never been with someone like you before.
00:44:18Okay, I get it.
00:44:19I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:44:23You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:28I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:44:31And frankly, so would I.
00:44:32I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:44:33You don't understand.
00:44:34Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:44:38I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:42Wait.
00:44:43Did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:44What happened to Dog Walker?
00:44:50I have a confession to make.
00:44:55Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why, but that was the best sex I've ever had
00:45:01in my life.
00:45:04Really?
00:45:05Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:07I'm not a good actor.
00:45:09I could even do reality TV.
00:45:12But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:45:16Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:45:21You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:45:24Amelia.
00:45:25Please.
00:45:28I know you felt it too.
00:45:34Amelia, please.
00:45:37Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:45:40I felt it too.
00:45:45So why are we fighting it?
00:45:48I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:50Me too.
00:46:07So, I set the kitchen on fire.
00:46:28How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:46:33It's not my fault.
00:46:34They should change the name.
00:46:37No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:46:40If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:46:42The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.
00:46:46You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:46:58Thanks?
00:47:00You know, we could actually try this.
00:47:03Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:47:06I'm serious.
00:47:09The wedding's coming up.
00:47:11We could give it a shot.
00:47:13You mean like you and me.
00:47:16Together, together.
00:47:17Why not?
00:47:18Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:47:20Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:47:41Oh, hey, Royce.
00:47:44Jake?
00:47:45How's it going?
00:47:47Good.
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:49Look, the other night was kind of...
00:47:51Crazy.
00:47:52I know.
00:47:53I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:47:56We were kind of in a fight.
00:47:59I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:48:01Is he always like that?
00:48:03So aggressive and controlling?
00:48:05I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:48:08He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:48:11Well, I am his woman.
00:48:13He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:48:16And I don't blame him.
00:48:18Oh, my God.
00:48:19Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Di Novolino?
00:48:22I didn't mean a pride.
00:48:25I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:48:27I'm here if you need to talk.
00:48:29Thanks, Jake.
00:48:31But I'm engaged.
00:48:33Remember?
00:48:34And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:48:37Well, we had a connection.
00:48:38You're a cat person.
00:48:41It never would have worked.
00:48:44Come on, Gucci.
00:48:45Let's go.
00:48:49Cats are awesome.
00:48:53That was a great presentation.
00:48:57The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:48:59You think so?
00:49:00Ooh.
00:49:01Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:49:04Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:49:05Now, listen.
00:49:06I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:49:09You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:49:11Gucci?
00:49:12Sure.
00:49:13But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:49:16Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:49:18You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:49:21At the dog park?
00:49:22Mm-hmm.
00:49:23I just texted her.
00:49:24It's all set.
00:49:26Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:49:39So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:49:43You've never played fetch before?
00:49:45It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:49:49Let me try.
00:49:51That's okay.
00:49:52I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:49:59Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:50:02No.
00:50:03I like my work.
00:50:05What's the point in working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:50:10You're right.
00:50:11I should work less.
00:50:13If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:50:21Fetch, Gucci.
00:50:26I've got a big surprise.
00:50:28A surprise?
00:50:30Just wait and see.
00:50:40Grazie, Enzo.
00:50:41Have a good night, Mr. De Novelino.
00:50:42What's that?
00:50:49Special delivery from Mastery Owens' Italian Deli.
00:50:55But, Gucci?
00:50:56It's your favorite prosciutto.
00:50:58You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:51:03I thought you were off the clock today.
00:51:07Besides, it's a special occasion.
00:51:10I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:51:13I'm kidding.
00:51:14I'm kidding.
00:51:15This is for us.
00:51:18Why don't you get us a course grill?
00:51:19What else is in the bag?
00:51:21Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:51:25You can cook?
00:51:27You can cook?
00:51:41That was so good.
00:51:43I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.
00:51:46How did you do this?
00:51:48I can't cook at all.
00:51:50Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:51:53Did you learn in culinary school?
00:51:55No.
00:51:55My mom taught me.
00:51:57Tell me about her.
00:51:59I never told a girl about my mom.
00:52:03Sorry.
00:52:04I don't mean to pray.
00:52:06She passed away when I was 11.
00:52:09Breast cancer.
00:52:11But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:52:13She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.
00:52:17She taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:52:20We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:52:24And I still have all of her recipes here.
00:52:30Handwritten in Italian.
00:52:31That's really special.
00:52:35I miss her.
00:52:37This might sound corny but
00:52:39I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:52:43It's not corny.
00:52:45But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:52:48Just don't tell TMZ.
00:52:51What about your parents?
00:52:53My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:52:58It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:53:00I'm sorry.
00:53:01I just really hope these treatments work.
00:53:06I don't want to lose her too.
00:53:07I'm sorry.
00:53:11Your story made me emotional.
00:53:12I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:53:14I'll help you.
00:53:15No.
00:53:15No, it's fine.
00:53:17I like doing the dishes.
00:53:18It relaxes me.
00:53:20Good.
00:53:20Because I hate them.
00:53:22Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:53:23Is it just the wine?
00:53:30Or am I really falling for...
00:53:32Him?
00:53:32Her.
00:53:33You don't want espresso.
00:53:46Hey.
00:53:47Hey.
00:53:48Do you want an espresso?
00:53:50I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:53:53No, thank you.
00:53:54Me and Dad have a morning meeting.
00:53:55I'm kind of in a rush.
00:53:56Okay.
00:53:56Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:53:58How could I?
00:53:59Ready, bro?
00:54:02Well, let me fix your tie.
00:54:05What do you know about ties?
00:54:07You wear t-shirts to work.
00:54:09And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:54:12Touché.
00:54:14There you go.
00:54:15Okay, bye.
00:54:17Bye.
00:54:20Love you.
00:54:21Love you too.
00:54:29Sorry.
00:54:32Reflex.
00:54:33I didn't mean to say that.
00:54:35Me neither.
00:54:35Too soon.
00:54:38Talk about it later?
00:54:39Yeah.
00:54:41Okay.
00:54:42Okay.
00:54:43Ugh, could that have been any more awkward?
00:54:46And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:54:48Look who's here.
00:54:55Hey, my little guy.
00:54:58Hey, little Gucci.
00:55:00Look at this right here.
00:55:01Huh?
00:55:03Let's try it.
00:55:05Oh, yeah.
00:55:06Now, here's mine.
00:55:09Just like that, huh?
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:11Even got one for Big Brother.
00:55:13Right there.
00:55:14Come to Papa.
00:55:16Yes, my boy.
00:55:17All right, all right.
00:55:20So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:55:23This is two weeks off.
00:55:24Hollywood Bowl, they're waiting for an answer.
00:55:27And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:55:29He says the band is free.
00:55:32You like Coldplay, right?
00:55:34Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:37Coldplay.
00:55:39Well, all right.
00:55:40Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:55:42How about that?
00:55:43Not too big.
00:55:43Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:55:45Dad, let's just pump the brakes.
00:55:47We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:55:49What?
00:55:50Something wrong with Amelia?
00:55:52No.
00:55:53Everything is great.
00:55:55It's better than great, honestly.
00:55:57But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:56:01That's our thing.
00:56:03It's not Amelia's thing.
00:56:05I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:56:08Wow.
00:56:08I never thought of that.
00:56:11You have a very good point there.
00:56:15I'm very impressed.
00:56:17You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:56:20I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:56:24Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:56:27Love?
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:31I don't know.
00:56:33He's cute.
00:56:35All right, all right.
00:56:36Change of deal.
00:56:38Then I cancel the Hollywood Bowl.
00:56:39All right?
00:56:40And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair.
00:56:43A wedding with Coldplay.
00:56:45No Coldplay, Dad.
00:56:48No Coldplay.
00:56:56So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:57:00It's not working.
00:57:01I know it.
00:57:03I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:57:06And I'm cured.
00:57:07What?
00:57:09You're cured?
00:57:11Oh, congratulations.
00:57:14I wasn't expecting it.
00:57:17I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:57:20It only took two sessions?
00:57:22I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:57:26Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:57:29What's wrong, sis?
00:57:30We should be celebrating!
00:57:32I brought Prosecco.
00:57:34No.
00:57:34Yeah.
00:57:36No, I'm good.
00:57:37Yeah.
00:57:38Amelia.
00:57:39I'm your sister.
00:57:41You can tell me anything.
00:57:42Is it Michelangelo?
00:57:45Is everything okay?
00:57:47If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far
00:57:53up his butt that it will cut him in two.
00:57:56It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:58:00It's me.
00:58:01I have to tell you something.
00:58:08I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage?
00:58:14What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:58:16It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:58:18And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:58:20Actually, he's not that bad.
00:58:26I kind of like him.
00:58:28Yeah, babe.
00:58:29That's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:58:31We need to get you out of there.
00:58:33Betsy.
00:58:35I have real feelings for him.
00:58:39But what about the tabloid stories?
00:58:43You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:58:45They banned him for life.
00:58:48You'll never go to Epcot.
00:58:50He's not actually like the stories.
00:58:53Or at least not to me.
00:58:55He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:59:00If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:59:06What if you meet him?
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:09Meet him.
00:59:11Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:59:12Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:59:13Don't count on it.
00:59:15Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:59:19Fine.
00:59:21Yes.
00:59:22Only one.
00:59:23Yes.
00:59:26You won't regret it.
00:59:27I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:59:31You better bring the whole bottle.
00:59:36Thank you for making dinner.
00:59:38Of course.
00:59:39I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:59:41We need to celebrate.
00:59:43Michaelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:59:50You mean besides me?
00:59:51I'm serious.
00:59:52It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:59:55Have a glass of wine.
00:59:58Tonight's going to be great.
00:59:59It's enormous.
01:00:13Why would anybody need so much room?
01:00:18It's nice to see you too, sis.
01:00:21Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
01:00:24So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
01:00:34How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
01:00:3796 Dom Perignon?
01:00:39Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
01:00:41Yeah, sorry.
01:00:43I can't drink that fancy stuff.
01:00:44It's worth more than my car.
01:00:46Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
01:00:51$8.99 at Ralph's.
01:00:52It's delicious.
01:00:55This was made in France.
01:00:57Sorry.
01:00:58Can't touch that stuff.
01:01:00So, who wants a drink?
01:01:02Okay.
01:01:02You hardly touch your food.
01:01:26It's a little too rich for me.
01:01:30Mine tastes great.
01:01:32So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
01:01:40You don't mind, do you?
01:01:43Fire away.
01:01:45So, I know you two have been having your...
01:01:48fun.
01:01:50Um, but...
01:01:51What's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:01:56I don't think it's going to.
01:01:57That's cute and all, but what about her career?
01:02:03Are you going to support her?
01:02:05Or kids?
01:02:05What's your stance on that?
01:02:06Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:02:11Betsy!
01:02:11Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.
01:02:18We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:02:21See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:02:23You two are getting married, and you barely know each other.
01:02:27We know now.
01:02:28Easy, Betsy.
01:02:29I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:02:34And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
01:02:39And what makes you such an expert?
01:02:41I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:02:43Michelangelo.
01:02:44You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:02:47It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.
01:02:48She gets it from you.
01:02:51Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:02:53You started it.
01:02:59Why don't we all just calm down?
01:03:03Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:03:05No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:03:09That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:03:11She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:03:13You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:03:15And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:03:18You know what?
01:03:19You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:03:21That's my sister.
01:03:22She just survived cancer.
01:03:26That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:03:29This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:03:32Not to me.
01:03:33You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:03:34I don't like this side of you.
01:03:36See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,
01:03:39but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:03:41You told her?
01:03:43She's my sister.
01:03:44I don't care.
01:03:44That violates our agreement.
01:03:46Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:03:47A contractual agreement?
01:03:49Some kind of obligation?
01:03:50It's not what I meant.
01:03:52It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:03:54I love you.
01:03:56You love me?
01:03:57Don't listen to him.
01:03:58He doesn't even know what that means.
01:04:00Shut the fuck up!
01:04:02You know what?
01:04:03Maybe she was right.
01:04:04I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:04:06It's over.
01:04:06It's over.
01:04:12We need to get out of here.
01:04:15I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix
01:04:17to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:04:19Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.
01:04:30You do so much better than him.
01:04:33Yeah.
01:04:34But he isn't a monster.
01:04:36I shouldn't have said that.
01:04:38We can talk about it on the road.
01:04:40Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:04:44Lay low for a bit.
01:04:45Mexico?
01:04:46Or Canada.
01:04:47Whatever.
01:04:48It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Lavinos.
01:04:53Or worse.
01:04:54I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:04:57I mean, I only told you about the contract.
01:04:59It's not like I told the media.
01:05:01You don't know that.
01:05:04We're liabilities.
01:05:06Loose ends.
01:05:07You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:05:09Get rid of that thing that could be tracking us right now.
01:05:18Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other night.
01:05:23See?
01:05:24He could have a sniper on us.
01:05:30It's Romulus.
01:05:32Hey, Romulus.
01:05:34What?
01:05:34What do you mean, Gucci's missing?
01:05:49You came.
01:05:52Against my better judgment.
01:05:54I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:05:56I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:06:02You should punish me for straying.
01:06:07You make me sick.
01:06:09I make me sick.
01:06:18Nice underwear.
01:06:22It's a great craftsmanship.
01:06:23Yeah.
01:06:26Okay.
01:06:29Let's get this over with.
01:06:34Is that all you have to say?
01:06:36Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:06:39I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:06:43I thought I wanted this.
01:06:46But I don't.
01:06:49I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:06:54Amelia broke up with me.
01:06:56It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:07:05Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:07:08I am fucking devastated.
01:07:11And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:07:14And she just wanted to come back to me.
01:07:20There.
01:07:21Amelia?
01:07:22Hi, Dad.
01:07:22Hi, Dad.
01:07:23Gucci's gone?
01:07:23I'll be right there.
01:07:24I'll be right there.
01:07:25But...
01:07:26I...
01:07:27Gucci, Gucci...
01:07:28Oh, where are you?
01:07:29Romulus.
01:07:30What?
01:07:31Oh.
01:07:32Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:07:49We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket.
01:07:53I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back.
01:07:58Well, we can help you find him.
01:08:01Yeah.
01:08:01Right?
01:08:03Oh.
01:08:04Good, thanks.
01:08:05Good.
01:08:06Gucci.
01:08:07This better not be a trap.
01:08:09Just come on.
01:08:12Gucci!
01:08:13Gucci!
01:08:13Gucci!
01:08:14Hey, hey, hey.
01:08:15Where's Michelangelo?
01:08:17Huh?
01:08:17I thought you were both together.
01:08:18Why isn't he here with you?
01:08:19Oh, um, he's...
01:08:21Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:08:23Where were you?
01:08:25I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's.
01:08:28It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:08:30If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:08:33Smart move, dude.
01:08:34Here, ladies.
01:08:35Take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:08:37That's it, Dad.
01:08:42Amelia.
01:08:42Amelia.
01:08:46Gucci!
01:09:00He's hopeless.
01:09:02We've been looking for him all night long.
01:09:06We're never gonna find him.
01:09:08Don't give up, Dad.
01:09:08He's just off having a little adventure.
01:09:10Keep looking.
01:09:11He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:09:14See?
01:09:14They're not gonna kill us.
01:09:16I do have to admit, though,
01:09:18I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:09:21He's really there for his dad.
01:09:24His dad's dog.
01:09:26So you approve now?
01:09:28They didn't say that.
01:09:32Gucci!
01:09:35Gucci!
01:09:36My boy's back!
01:09:38Oh!
01:09:39I'm a little closer to approving.
01:09:51I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:10:03A little.
01:10:04It's okay.
01:10:07Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:10:10They just leave out part of the story.
01:10:13Amelia.
01:10:14Can we talk?
01:10:18Please?
01:10:22Amelia.
01:10:24Can we talk?
01:10:27Please?
01:10:28Okay.
01:10:28Okay.
01:10:37Amelia.
01:10:39I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:42I shouldn't have attacked your sister.
01:10:45And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:10:47I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:10:57Thanks for saying that.
01:10:59I needed to hear that.
01:11:02And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:11:04You're not one.
01:11:08I'm still learning new things about you.
01:11:11Most of them are good.
01:11:14I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:11:17I'm not.
01:11:20You're not?
01:11:21What do you mean?
01:11:25Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:11:28I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:11:31And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:11:38I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:42Dad.
01:11:43What is it, son?
01:11:45I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:11:49Why, son?
01:11:51Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:11:54And not because of some legal obligation.
01:11:57But because she wants to.
01:12:06Consider our contract null and void.
01:12:15Amelia.
01:12:17What will it be?
01:12:21Will you marry me?
01:12:25Will you marry me?
01:12:26Yes.
01:12:29I'll marry you.
01:12:45You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:49And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:51Look at me.
01:12:53I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:55All right, all right, you two.
01:12:59That's enough, all right?
01:13:00We spent this whole night together.
01:13:03Come over to my place, all right?
01:13:04We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:13:08Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:13:11I think I can get used to it.
01:13:12And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:13:15I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:13:18Especially Coldplay.
01:13:20We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:23It was worth a try.
01:13:24And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:50Michelangelo?
01:13:55Amelia.
01:13:58Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:14:03I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:14:08And not just about dogs
01:14:09I don't know how I ever managed anything without you
01:14:14I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:14:22As I take over the family business from my father this year
01:14:25And in return, I promise to be patient
01:14:32And a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:14:38Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:14:47I love you so much
01:14:50I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model
01:15:00But here we are
01:15:02Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell
01:15:06And you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:15:08Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:15:10And although we haven't spent much time together
01:15:18It feels like a lifetime
01:15:20In a good way
01:15:21I know your mom would be proud of you
01:15:24Te amo Michelangelo
01:15:25I love you
01:15:26With the power vested in me by almighty God
01:15:30And the city of Beverly Hills
01:15:31I now pronounce you husband and wife
01:15:34You may kiss your bride
01:15:36Thanks
01:15:45I'm Betsy
01:15:47Amelia's sister
01:15:48I'm Jake
01:15:50Another dog walker
01:15:52It's crazy
01:15:54You know, given my sister
01:15:55But
01:15:55I've always been more of a cat person
01:15:57Me too
01:15:59Strong faith
01:16:03Class family
01:16:05Choose in the room
01:16:09It's a tragedy
01:16:10I come to do
01:16:12Cause I'm just
01:16:13I'm your mother
01:16:14And you may please
01:16:14Know
01:16:15And you'll start
01:16:31But
01:16:33You're
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