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#Rich Holiday, Poor Holiday
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00:01Woohoo!
00:02Rich holidays
00:03Look at that!
00:04I can't imagine waking up to that every morning!
00:06Are the stuff of dreams
00:08Oh my god!
00:09We've got our own plans, post days!
00:12But can cheap getaways
00:15be just as fun?
00:17I'm having a good time!
00:18I'm not getting in that!
00:19For the first time, wealthy jet-setters
00:22This is the life!
00:24And hard-up holiday-makers
00:26They do look really posh
00:28Travel together on two wildly different trips
00:32Do you guys drink alcohol?
00:33No
00:34At all?
00:35No
00:36To experience each other's idea of the perfect break
00:39The universe is really powerful
00:41If only positivity could pay the bills
00:43Can the rich rough it?
00:44There is no way on God's green earth
00:46that you or me are going in this
00:48Can the less wealthy stomach lavish luxury?
00:51I'm gonna be sick
00:53I hate that you made me touch seafood, how about that?
00:55And at the end?
00:56A hundred and thirty-four thousand
00:58You could buy my house and landscape my garden
01:02Will one family's holiday heaven
01:04Give me off, give me off, give me off, give me off
01:06Be another's holiday hell?
01:08Let's get mashed up!
01:09Absolutely not
01:10This is possibly going to be the worst holiday I've ever been on
01:14Do you remember that song that we did with tambourines?
01:22Okay, shall we do that?
01:24Rich friends Jackie and Martine waltzed through life with a spring in their steps
01:29Sit still
01:31She's gonna, she's gonna drive me nuts
01:33Yes, I probably will drive me nuts
01:35They met over 50 years ago strutting their stuff with dance group The Young Generation
01:41It's been my happiest times performing on TV as a dancer
01:45Step or change, step or change
01:47Now aged 69 and 70
01:49These grandmas show no signs of slowing down
01:52In life, you've gotta try everything
01:55I don't think age should stop you
01:57La, la, la, la
01:59I'm all about fun
02:01Firecracker Jackie still loves the limelight
02:05And recently recorded a single in glitzy Saint-Tropez
02:13It's tongue in cheek
02:19In Saint-Tropez, wonderful
02:21As well as teaching dance
02:23Jackie's now a mover and shaker in the property world
02:26With a talent for flipping houses
02:28Property has made me quite a lot of money, yeah
02:30Profit on the last property I did
02:32I made about ยฃ50,000
02:34Martine also has the Midas Touch
02:37Running a successful dance school
02:39Business is fantastic
02:41I consider myself very lucky to be in this position
02:45When it comes to holidays
02:47These go-getters seek out high-octane activities
02:50This is in the Cayman, doing some scuba diving there
02:53And then, ah, paragliding
02:55And then there's the Flying Zip Warrior
02:57Oh yeah, yeah
02:58In Sri Lanka
02:59If it looks like fun, they'll throw money at it
03:01The most expensive holiday I've been on
03:03Is the Ice Hotel in Sweden
03:05It costs about ยฃ12,000
03:07It was one of the most incredible experiences
03:09I have ever had in my life
03:12And as for the food
03:13It's first class all the way
03:15I'm a real foodie
03:17And if it looks good and it tastes good
03:19I really don't mind how much it costs
03:21Martine is a foodie too
03:23And can also be picky about her fellow holidaymakers
03:26How will she cope with people used to budget breaks?
03:30The worst thing would be is if they really didn't want to interact
03:32Or not do anything
03:34Cheers
03:35Can we rust it?
03:36This is going to be, um, going to be interesting
03:38Yeah, very
03:39Ooh!
03:40How are you getting so lucky?
03:43Because I'm good, it's not luck, it's skill
03:45Portsmouth
03:47Home to besties Kelly and Louie
03:49Can you reach them up there?
03:51Nineteen, yeah
03:53They met through friends 11 years ago
03:57And have been inseparable ever since
03:59If you spoke to anyone they would say they're like an old married couple
04:03Definitely, yeah
04:05That's how we like it though
04:07Fortunately that is very true
04:08It is
04:0929 year old happy-go-lucky Louie
04:12Works shifts for a budget airline
04:15But still hasn't flown the nest
04:17And lives with mum and dad
04:19I don't feel like I've got enough money behind me to go and put a deposit down somewhere
04:23Louie gets stuck into anything
04:25And earns extra cash flipping burgers in his dad's truck stop cafe
04:29Service please, burger ready
04:31Good afternoon, Kelly speaking
04:3334 year old Kelly, a single mum to an 8 year old daughter
04:37Works for a transport company
04:39Yeah, that's all done for you
04:40I sort of work as hard as I can
04:42Sometimes I'll even work a night shift
04:44Just because the night shifts are a bit more money
04:47Two for four there
04:48Each month, after bills and food
04:51Kelly is left with just ยฃ125
04:54Look, buy one get one free there
04:56Buy one, look, it was bargain
04:57There's so much you want to buy
05:00But you can't
05:01So don't spend on things that aren't necessarily needed
05:06Holidays for this pair are cheap as chips
05:08But always cheerful
05:10We like Benidorm
05:12Oh yes
05:13We love Benidorm
05:14Or we'll do a nice little caravan break, won't we?
05:17Yep
05:18Enjoy the caravans
05:19Usually always go to the arcades
05:21We tend to do that sort of once a day, don't we?
05:24Yep
05:25To keep costs down, it's self-catering or budget fast food
05:28I mean we don't really go out to eat that much
05:31But if we do we'll always get like a sharing platter
05:33And it works out cheaper sometimes as well
05:35So why go on holiday with complete strangers?
05:38We're taking part in this to see how the upper half live
05:43But posh active holidays aren't top of Kelly's bucket list
05:48Some people enjoy doing yoga at 6am or going for hikes
05:52And I'm more of a pina colada by the pool kind of girl
05:56The pairs are spending a week together on two very different trips
06:00Oh my god, the envelope is here
06:02They'll be going on a top-notch holiday that's the norm for Jackie and Martine
06:07First though, a bargain break that's right up Kelly and Louie Street
06:11This is a bit like the Olsen, isn't it?
06:13It is a bit like the Olsen
06:14I'm a bit scared, right?
06:15If we stayed somewhere where rooms were dirty
06:17pubic hairs in the bed
06:19It's like, you know, dirty toilets
06:23That is my worst nightmare
06:25You're going on a budget break to Western Superman
06:29Oh my god
06:31Sleeping in a back-to-basic static caravan
06:35Oh my god
06:36Bit of us that
06:37It is very us
06:38Very us indeed
06:39Western Superman is a classic British seaside town
06:43Attracting 750,000 visitors each year
06:47Who come for its sandy beaches, pier, arcades and cheap accommodation
06:52Both pairs will be staying in ten-foot-wide static caravans on a holiday park
06:58And just like Kelly and Louie, Jackie and Martine will have to make do with basic essentials
07:03I don't think the other couple realise what they've signed up for, do they?
07:07No
07:08It's the first day of the budget holiday
07:11Hello!
07:13Oh my god, this is so exciting
07:15I'm a little bit nervous
07:16Yeah, this is going to be a challenge
07:18Quite intrigued to know what they're going to feel like coming on one of our holidays
07:22Hopefully they're packing all the right stuff
07:24You never know, they might enjoy it
07:26Yeah, yeah
07:27Okay, we're done, we're set
07:29Let's do it
07:30Let's go
07:31Kelly and Louie know all the tricks for caravanning on a budget
07:35Rule one, bring your own food
07:37Cool bag
07:38Yep
07:39Bacon
07:40Yep
07:41Bread
07:42Yep
07:43But Jackie and Martine have other priorities
07:45I brought my hairdryer because I thought there just won't be a hairdryer
07:48I've got a hairdryer
07:49No
07:50Did we really need to bring two?
07:51Yes
07:52Show the other couple how it's done
07:54Yep
07:55Living up on the best caravan holiday of their lives
07:57I mean, they're probably the only one as well
07:59The holidaymakers will meet for the first time after they've checked out their caravan
08:04Caravan's for sale, we could buy a caravan
08:07Look, for 12,000 that's what you spent on your holiday
08:11All right, number 15, yeah
08:14Okay, it is
08:15Kelly and Louie are on familiar turf
08:18Oh, this is nice
08:21Oh here
08:22But Jackie and Martine have never set foot in a caravan
08:26Oh my goodness
08:28Oh wow, bloody hell
08:32Oh my god
08:35That's yours
08:36That's the mattress
08:39Oh that's the most important thing as well
08:41Oh dear lord
08:42Oh no
08:43Upmarket Martine is more used to high-end hotel suites
08:47I've not done a caravan site
08:49So this is definitely more basic than I'm used to
08:54Do we make our own vets then?
08:56Yep
08:57My god, are we going to be able to stay here?
09:00It's the moment everyone has been waiting for
09:03The two couples from different sides of the wealth divide are about to meet for the first time
09:09Oh my goodness, hi
09:11Hello
09:12Hi
09:13Hi
09:14Look at you
09:15Hello
09:16Hello, I'm Louie, nice to meet you
09:17Hi Louie, lovely to meet you
09:18Thank you
09:20We come from Hertfordshire and Buckinghamshire
09:22Oh, nice
09:23Very nice
09:24So have you been here before?
09:25No, it's our first time, but we like to do caravans a lot
09:28When we first met Louie and Kelly, you know, they were fun, bubbly, laughing, hugging
09:33And I thought, yeah, great couple
09:35Jackie's 70
09:36What?
09:37No way
09:38And Martine's 60
09:39I'll be 17 next year
09:40No way
09:41Wow
09:42Honestly, you don't look, both of you do not look at your ages
09:44Well, that's very nice of you
09:45I will buy you a drink tonight
09:46There was no awkward silence, if anything, we were all talking at the same time
09:51The newfound friendship is about to be tested
09:54As Jackie and Martine inherit Kelly and Louie's holiday budget for food and activities
10:00Mmm, 100, 110, 120 pounds
10:05What would that get us on a holiday?
10:07A normal holiday?
10:08Yeah, well, you know, normal
10:09That's probably a one-night meal
10:10It would be
10:11For two people
10:12We're foodies, so, yeah, that's a tight budget
10:16In Western Supermare, the ladies will have to make do with cheap seaside grub
10:21You like mushy peas?
10:22No, I don't
10:23No, I don't
10:24Curry sauce?
10:25No, no, no
10:26I'm not looking for food
10:27Yeah, go for it
10:28Yeah, go for it
10:29Oh my God, you don't mind us doing that?
10:31No, it's not
10:32Unlike Kelly and Louie, rookies Jackie and Martine have lots to learn about caravanning
10:37Bacon
10:38Butter
10:39Yeah
10:40Of course
10:41Oh, hang on a sec
10:42Sausages
10:43Yes
10:44Mine and I came underprepared, there is absolutely no doubt about that
10:48Tonight's dinner is on Kelly and Louie, and on the menu, frozen lasagna ready meals
10:54Go on, strum it with us
10:55This is hopeless, mine's completely frozen
10:59That is such an evil giggle
11:01Having a microwave beef lasagna, I, I didn't know what to think actually
11:07But we immediately knew we were very different
11:09It's a brand new adventure for food lover Martine
11:12Who has never used a microwave
11:14Cannot believe I'm doing this
11:16Oh my God
11:17I'm sure it probably was a shock to the assistant
11:20Oh God
11:21You burnt your tongue
11:22They're not used to having a microwave for me I suppose
11:25Because they're probably used to five-star dining
11:27I think Martine is quite happy to sort of be the lady of leisure
11:32But it's an experience and they're willing to take bite
11:37It does feel budget, definitely budget holiday
11:42Coming up
11:43This is very frustrating
11:45The cracks begin to show
11:47I can honestly say, I don't think I'd do it again
11:49As Jackie and Martine hijack a budget break
11:52You do know that you're on our holiday
12:04Two budget savvy buddies
12:06Pool bag
12:07Yep
12:08Bacon
12:09Yep
12:10Are showing a pair of glam go-getters
12:12Oh my goodness, hi
12:13Hello
12:14How to holiday on the cheap
12:16120 pounds
12:18We're foodies
12:19So that's a tight budget
12:21Having a microwave beef lasagna
12:23Go on, strum it with us
12:24Cannot believe I'm doing this
12:26We immediately knew we were very different
12:31It's the first morning of the budget side of the holiday
12:34It would be nice if there was a sort of, you know, some washing up liquid
12:37And a sponge and basics
12:39Blue roll
12:40We've run out of blue roll
12:42Unlike Kelly and Louie, Jackie and Martine didn't bring any essentials with them
12:48There's coffee there
12:49No, I don't drink instant, sorry
12:52The 120 pounds in their pocket is usually only enough for a quick mani-pedi
12:57This is actually looking quite expensive
13:00But today, 20 pound of it will buy some basics to survive the holiday
13:04Thank you
13:06It's not just a budget they'll have to adjust to
13:09Good morning
13:10Good morning
13:11It's the holiday activities too
13:12And they're about to find out what they're in for
13:15Crazy golf
13:16Crazy golf
13:17Great
13:18I'm hopeless at golf
13:19Spending your pennies
13:20At the arcades
13:21I haven't done that for years
13:22In fact, I've never done
13:23Yeah
13:24And
13:25Oh my god
13:26Trying to win big at bingo
13:28Yay
13:29We need to think whole stuff
13:31They are not remotely like the activities that I'm used to on holiday
13:36Can't wait to see their reactions when we do all the activities to be honest
13:38Bingo and arcades though
13:40Yeah, I'm well happy about that someday
13:41Yeah
13:42Ready for it?
13:43Ready as we'll ever be
13:44Let's get going then
13:45On their holidays, Jackie and Martine splash the cash on extreme sports like water skiing or abseiling
13:54I think the arcades will be over here on the pier guys
13:57Can they get the same thrill from Western's bargain basement entertainment?
14:01I mean what more could you want on a caravan holiday?
14:03I mean this is one of our bread and butter activities that we like to do on trips like this
14:07Kelly and Louis allow five pounds each for the arcades
14:11Four
14:13Five
14:14Five
14:15But upmarket Martine's more used to the feel of fifty pound notes
14:20That's it?
14:21Yeah
14:22Can Kelly convince her you can have fun on a Fiver
14:26What does this mean, Kelly?
14:28Well, have you got tickets?
14:29Yes
14:30So at the end there's a little shop that you can buy things with the amount of tickets you've won
14:34Okay
14:35Pop a pound in there and then just tap the button
14:38What do I win?
14:39I think it's tickets
14:40Oh, you've got loads coming down
14:42Look, Martine
14:44But businesswoman Martine's used to a higher return on her investment
14:49I think you're barking there
14:51This is rubbish
14:53Five quid, two left
14:55I think it's all a common
14:56So I've got 62
14:57I've got 41
14:58I'll let there's a whoopee cushion
15:00How much is that?
15:01400 tickets
15:02Good God
15:03In total, they've all spent just 20 pounds
15:06So, was it worth it?
15:08I can honestly say
15:10I don't think I'd do it again
15:12It's hardly a winning start
15:14Can a cholesterol-clogging doughnut sweeten things up?
15:17Are you joking?
15:18No
15:19Hand-made doughnuts
15:21Happy lunch
15:22Fatty snacks aren't the usual holiday cuisine for foodie Martine
15:26When you guys do this
15:28You can always find something that you like to eat
15:30All the time
15:31Yeah
15:32What about the sort of health aspect of eating
15:34Fish and chips, burger
15:35Well, we do obviously cook indoors as well
15:37We'll do like spag bol
15:39I think I'm keen to show them there is other foods rather than pizza, burger
15:46Do you cook healthy food at home?
15:47I tend to eat whatever my mum or my dad cooks me
15:50Okay
15:51So you live with your parents?
15:52I do
15:53Please tell me you do your own washing
15:54No comment
15:58When Louis comes on our holiday
16:00It may inspire him to
16:02Yeah, be a bit more independent and to get his own place
16:06The sugary snack hasn't hit the spot for Jackie and Martine's discerning tastes
16:11So they're hijacking the holiday and seeking out some healthier food
16:15So you don't like shellfish
16:16No
16:17No
16:18I don't even like the smell of it
16:20Oh my god
16:21Me and Kelly just looked at each other and thought
16:22Why are we even here?
16:24And it's to hell with the budget
16:26Jackie and Martine have blown 15 quid on three oysters and a pot of crayfish
16:31I might need a bucket
16:34It's a first for Kelly
16:37And swallow
16:38Swallow
16:39Yes, girl, well done
16:40Done
16:41I haven't swallowed it yet
16:42Haven't you not?
16:43No
16:44I'm going to be sick
16:45I've never seen that reaction before
16:47No
16:48I mean, poor Kelly
16:49I thought she was going to
16:50I thought she was going to burst out crying
16:52I don't want to do this
16:53Can I have a soapy up please?
16:55I'm going to be sick
16:57It was the most awful thing I've ever done in my life
17:01They had a laugh about it
17:03I think a laugh at my expense more than anything
17:05Suck
17:06Suck
17:07Suck
17:08It was just horrendous
17:12Never again
17:13You do know that you're on our holiday
17:15Yes
17:16This is not my idea of fun
17:22Let's go
17:23Enjoy some bingo
17:25There's one last chance for the day to pick up
17:28With a budget pastime enjoyed by millions of Brits
17:31Hi guys
17:32Hi
17:33Hi
17:34So, bingo
17:35Oh my god
17:36Martina and I have never played bingo before
17:38As for Kelly
17:39The seafood adventure left her feeling green around the gills
17:42Bit of a disappointment in one for me
17:45I haven't been feeling too great
17:47She's staying in and leaving bingo fanatic Louis
17:50To get the low-cost holiday back on track
17:53So what happens if you get a line?
17:54Is it a shirt?
17:55Yeah, a hound, bingo
17:57And then what does that mean?
17:58Means you with money?
17:59Yeah
18:00At just a pound a game
18:01So you'll keep your voice down for a minute?
18:03Yes
18:04It's the cheapest night of the ladies lives
18:06It's very quiet
18:08How can I see that?
18:09Really quiet
18:10I'll just tell you
18:11Playing
18:12Who are we clapping?
18:14Well done
18:15They just got a jackpot win
18:16A thousand pound
18:17They just won
18:18Now we are on to your main event
18:211 and 8 and 10
18:231 and 4 and 14
18:272 and 1 and 21
18:293 and 2 and 32
18:31Paid by itself, Lorraine
18:35I have no idea what is going on
18:384 and 13
18:39I couldn't follow that at all
18:407 and 3
18:417 and 3
18:427 and 3
18:43Come on, come on, come on
18:443 by itself
18:453
18:466
18:476
18:486
18:49I think they did think it was going to be easy, yeah
18:513
18:526
18:536
18:54But I think they're enjoying it
18:553
18:563
18:574
18:58Hang on
18:59I thought you said it was a lie
19:00No, it's a full house
19:01Bingo was a pound
19:06That was a pound's worth of laughing all night
19:10Money well spent
19:12After another night in the caravan
19:15And when I put my makeup on
19:17I do look my age
19:19I can't be having this
19:21No
19:22For minted Martine
19:23The no-frills accommodation is beginning to grate
19:26There's no tea strainer, there's nothing
19:28Absolutely
19:29Zero
19:30There's no a la carte breakfast either
19:33Morning
19:34Hello
19:35Just a delivery of some greasy fry up ingredients from Kelly and Louie
19:39Did this come out on the budget?
19:40It did
19:41As foodie Martine serves it up, she can't help sneaking in a healthy option
19:46What's that?
19:47That's healthy seeded bread
19:50What do you think?
19:51Not bad
19:52Not bad?
19:53Not bad
19:54Yay! Well well done for showing it
19:56At ยฃ3 a loaf, organic seeded bread would never make it onto Kelly or Louie's shopping list
20:01What do you actually do, Kelly?
20:02Uh, so, I work as a home operator within the travel industry
20:07Yeah
20:08Nice
20:09And I also volunteer TA at a junior school
20:11Oh really?
20:12That's fantastic
20:13Obviously I haven't got thousands and thousands in the bank
20:17It was a very, very good leveler to realise that actually people are struggling in life
20:22What do you two ladies do?
20:23What do we do?
20:24Mmm
20:25What don't we do?
20:26I teach dance
20:27I teach dance
20:29I teach dance
20:31It's amazing
20:32It's amazing
20:33Martine and I, our passion is dance
20:35We were in a dance group years ago in the 70s called The Young Generation
20:38Wow
20:39And I renovate properties
20:40Wow
20:41And I've done, in the last 18 years, I've done 18 properties
20:44It does make us jealous, definitely
20:46But it does make us feel like what could be, in a way
20:50I'll take my hats off to them
20:52Today is a classic seaside activity
20:56Race them in
20:57One of Kelly and Louie's favourites
21:00Oh my God
21:02Oh my God
21:03Oh my God
21:06Their reaction was priceless when they walked in
21:08I don't think they've ever seen anything like it
21:10This indoor UV experience is a far cry from the world class resorts the ladies are used to
21:16Here a club and fluorescent ball is just six quid a pop
21:19Right guys, we've got a school card here
21:21But have a go Jackie and Martine rarely refuse a challenge
21:27Tiger Woods
21:28Eat your heart out
21:29Eat your heart out
21:30Look at this
21:31They embraced it, they gave it a go and we had a really good time
21:44You'll never beat me Louie
21:46You know you've got to try all these things and I just thought it was great
21:50Oh
21:52Woohoo
21:53Tiger Woods
21:54You know what, they're fun
21:56They are
21:57That makes all the difference
21:59Yes
22:00It's the last day of the budget holiday
22:05Look how beautiful this is
22:07Absolutely stunning
22:08How have Jackie and Martine got on with their 120 pound half of the budget?
22:15So ladies, what do we have left?
22:18We have 19 pounds and 75 pence
22:22Oh, some change then
22:24What about you guys?
22:25We have got 32
22:27Oh wow
22:28Yeah, so
22:29Money spare
22:30Money spare
22:31So guys, what did you think of the holiday?
22:33Well, not what we were expecting in terms of actually it was really nice
22:38Oh good
22:39The most challenging thing has been to get sort of healthy bits of food for us
22:42So you won't be doing a microwave lasagna again?
22:44Definitely not
22:45Definitely not
22:46Next, all change as the couples prepare for the luxury holiday
22:52But first, time to find out the cost of their budget break
22:56The total bill for your holiday is 625 pounds
23:02Wow
23:03That's really cheap
23:04It's a similar price to one ski lift pass
23:07Wow
23:08That's without like sort of your hotel and things like that
23:10Oh yeah
23:11Oh god yes
23:12Wow
23:13I've done anything
23:14Just wow
23:15Basically, me and Kelly just wanted to curl up in a ball and hide
23:18It was just baffling
23:20It's definitely shown them that you can do more with less
23:25The budget side of the break is over
23:27And they're about to discover where they'll be jetting off to on their luxury break
23:32Shall we find out?
23:33Okay
23:34Oh yes
23:35Where we're going to
23:36This is it folks
23:37Come on
23:38Come on
23:39You are going to Northern Italy to live the high life in a majestic castle
23:45No
23:46No
23:47Oh my god
23:48Oh my god
23:49Oh my god
23:50Oh my god
23:51Oh my god
23:52Oh my god
23:53Oh my god
23:54Oh my god
23:55Oh my god
23:56Oh my god
23:57Oh my god
23:58Oh my god
23:59Oh yes
24:00Come on
24:01Him
24:02And experience breathtaking adrenaline-fueled activities in the Prosecco hills
24:05Staying in the hotel castle Brando
24:07One of the oldest in Europe
24:09With world-class food
24:11And a spa to match
24:13in the lap of luxury I've never stayed in the castle I'm gonna be king of the
24:21castle by the end of it you're not coming up oh wow look at this I've got
24:29goosebumps now I've walked in it Kelly and Louie find out how the other half
24:33holiday is probably the most beautiful palace in Venice but does it float their
24:39boat get me off get me off get me off get me off oh my god
24:42boring
24:50cheers two cultured globetrotters I'm a real foodie if it looks good and it tastes
24:56good I really don't mind how much it costs have been on a budget seaside
25:00holiday are you joking no now it's their turn to show two cash-strap bezis
25:09how to holiday in style you are going to Northern Italy to live the high life in
25:18a majestic castle never stay in the castle you're not posh enough for a castle the
25:26holidaymakers are on their way to Northern Italy this is much better than
25:31Western Superman very very very senior arriving at this exclusive hotspot is
25:37like coming home for Martin you were here a few weeks I was here about skiing right in
25:43those mountains up there going up and look look wow oh my gosh proper castle
25:50entrance there mamma mia this is luxurious hey guys
25:56hello hello what do you think do you think this will do is it is stunning isn't it
26:00aren't you or not hello hello wow look at this the couples are welcomed into our hotel
26:08look at them stairs Kelly look how beautiful is that fit for a king it's just something else in it
26:15quite emotional there might be some tears shed shed shed away my darling Kelly and Louie are in a 250
26:25pound a night hotel suite Wow amazing Wow it is perfectly conserved in the style of the castle
26:34stunning are you blown away I could see a bit of a tear in Kelly's eye it was overwhelming for her to see such splendor and on a luxury holiday
26:50the fridge is filled for you what else have we got peanuts really got this gorgeous room you got this amazing place you've got a
27:03Murano glass chandelier and you are looking at the peanuts on the rich side of the holiday Kelly and Louie will be taking part in
27:13Jackie and Martin's type of activities so what can money buy luxurating in this spa
27:20oh private tour of the wonders of Venice sampling the local tipple I think I might actually die
27:27there's a gondola right you've got what you wanted the gondola right it's a lot
27:32different to our case so then we are looking forward to what Venice has got to
27:36offer and we're just gonna embrace every moment of it aren't we yeah after being in a
27:39caravan this is very different yeah Western super there northern Italy hmm let me see now
27:47it's the first morning of the luxury holiday oh my god I found gondolas
27:52for this part of the week there is no budget to hold them back they're beautiful don't they yeah
28:00they're exploring Venice with a private gondola ride at 250 quid it's one of the
28:07most expensive ways to see the city so don't worry guys I'm not crazy I do this because it's a blank
28:17order the reflection the water on the bridge hmm so do you think he'd ever come back here yeah
28:24definitely yeah I think so definitely definitely amazing on it and Sebastian who took us on the
28:30grondola was amazing we could ask him any questions and he would sort of explain it
28:34but what starts out well this probably is the most beautiful palace in Venice turns wobbly with the
28:42waves it's making me panic every time because it goes the problem is it goes really far didn't it to
28:49one side literally like that takes you to one side as the boat starts to rock it all gets too much for
28:58Kelly get me off get me off oh my god get me off I need to get up there I think when I go to bed
29:06close my eyes I'll probably still be swaying yeah it's Jackie and Martine's turn to decide where to
29:13eat and the two foodies are craving a freshly cooked Italian meal oh no no please God no pubs no listen
29:22you're in Venice on that budget break Kelly tried seafood for the first time with mixed results
29:30I'm gonna be sick now Jackie and Martine have brought them to a Venetian restaurant loaded with
29:38yeah seafood ready to order there's not much here I would like to eat to be honest really yeah quite
29:48Kelly we're not going to eat here are we don't tell me you're going to get a burger please we will
29:52let you know have a wonderful time you guys have even dead cheese oh my god he wants a burger do you
29:59know what I wouldn't put it past them to bring it back here I was not eating anymore yeah I'm not eating
30:04no seafood in a city bursting with culinary excellence the fast food fans only want one thing a burger meal
30:12deal with a side of chicken nuggets oh my god they came back with a bag with trashy fast American food
30:21oh no you've got to you've got to just one at least one and the trashy takeout comes with a side of sweet
30:28revenge these are a local delicacy so you have to try at least one we have the seafood if you spit it out
30:34it's not actually that bad no no Martin I've got some hope for you come on that is vile oh well
30:45I'm actually highly disappointed in the pair of you coming all this way to Italy and then going off
30:52and having a burger it is a shame I mean all we had got them to try was a chicken nugget and you
30:57would have thought that we'd put cat litter in their mouth Jackie and Martin love nothing more
31:05than getting a personalized tour of the city for me that's part of the holiday the cultural side
31:14learning about the place that you're walking around at a cost of 320 pounds it's not an activity Kelly
31:20and Louie would ever spend their hard-earned cash on here you can see enjoy the view of the bridge of
31:27size it's a political overpass it's not a real bridge boring yeah this is the very famous place
31:38where Marco Polo the famous traveler used to live okay just all this area even in Venice's world-renowned
31:46landmark so here we are in San Marco square Kelly and Louie are easily distracted you need to get one of
31:56them hoodies look they've got more there yeah I know and peak ones as well well nice yeah luck of it
32:03venture I suppose whatever you want to call it oh they've disappeared unbelievable this gorgeous
32:13guide of ours was telling them you know about the history of the square and it's it's something
32:18that they'll never possibly never see again look maybe even got gondolas on him Jackie and Martin
32:24continue on their own touch the belly we say rub the belly for some more luck oh it's very smooth
32:32should we go here for Kelly and Louie a much-needed sit-down a soft drink is 16 year old hey so how much
32:40is astonishing and gobsmacked is the words I'm going to use for that disgusting I want a glass of Dom
32:46Perry on that yeah 500 euros the money that you spend on certain things here is like a three four
32:54day holiday for us and that and we have fun yeah to put a smile back on their young friends faces so
33:01here's a little blast of the song Jackie suggests the group sing-along to her upbeat Sandra pay single
33:07I mean she chose the right time to drop it didn't she so yeah it's not true pain when it's me and Kelly
33:21she went very impressed bless her
33:33it was it was it was cheesy but what I really want to do is a Venice remix I'll sing it you be my back
33:41yes exactly we're here today just don't get in our way because we're flying high and we want to say
33:51that Venice is really cool and together we'll have a ball there I love it
34:01next on the holiday itinerary an authentic Italian experience designed to tickle the taste buds
34:13they're booked for a private Prosecco tasting costing 100 pounds nearly a month's worth of disposable income
34:21for Kelly we are starting now with a brief introduction during which I will tell you something general it's
34:29perfect for wine connoisseurs Jackie and Martin let's start with the sensory analysis the wine is
34:35completely clear and transparent with no solid molecules in suspension I was bored I was bored
34:42when she started the wine tasting chat so what do you smell grapes that's the basic answer but Kelly
34:53prefers a more practical approach what about the taste test what about the taste it tastes like rust
35:04which kind of fruit can you smell lemon yeah berries grapefruit yeah bits of primrose like it's that sort of
35:15crane for us to a voice our opinion was a bit of a struggle in there it's not nearly as strong the
35:20aroma as those two that's true yeah as wine buffs Jackie and Martin savor the experience no frills Kelly
35:28and Louie check out me and Kelly just felt like yeah you're the poor ones you can be quiet and ask
35:34which ones talk I'm just over doing our own thing I mean it's a bit disconcerting when they were talking
35:41and and the lady was trying to disrespectful I think it's the word you're looking for yeah poor woman
35:47I'm here for the cheese you're either interested in that kind of stuff or you're not and that's it they
35:53were bloody rude for Kelly and Louie the rich activities aren't hitting the right notes can a dip in the
36:01hotel's luxury spa pool helped them relax into the holiday high life look at that view beautiful
36:08that list Louie and Kelly could never afford this luxury but as guests of the hotel it comes as standard
36:15oh this is nice so you mean oh this is the light yes this is the light it was definitely a moment to
36:25treasure yeah never got the chance to do anything like that before and I probably won't get a chance
36:28to do it again coming up the dizzy heights of the rich holiday hang on hang on hang on I really
36:40don't push some of the group to the edge what am I doing and the final dinner oh my god brings food
36:50for thought that is five months worth of wages to me for this summer wealthy friends Jackie and
37:04Martine Wow I've been showing bargain loving Kelly and Louie and you're looking at the peanuts what
37:13highbrow holidaying is all about me and Kelly just felt like yeah you're the poor ones you can be quiet
37:20that's rich ones talk the rich holiday is going up a gear as the group head for an extreme adventure in
37:29the Dolomites stunning isn't it they'll be canyoning climbing and up sailing alongside waterfalls with a
37:37private guide costing 330 pounds welcome in Dolomites are you ready yeah let's go Jackie and Martine
37:46are old hands but can they inspire their cautious young friends to embrace their sense of adventure
37:51Kelly you sure you don't want to do it yeah a hand injury has put Kelly out of action
38:00I'm fortunate but it happens so Louie steps up for team budget to take on the unforgiving mountain
38:09range attention it's really slippery here yes but things are about to get trickier I thought
38:27your carabin beyond the edge of the waterfall is a 40-meter draw
38:36I'm nervous nervous yeah as intrepid Jackie's resolve waivers attend air steward Louie's full of
38:47surprises and his cabin crew training kicks into action very slippery set on your bum
38:53hold me yeah I've got you so make sure you put your feet down at the same time yeah yeah yeah
38:59yeah yeah and put your hand on the road that's it okay hang on hang on hang on
39:04attend me please oh my god I really don't think I can do that no no walk with me so nervous I'll tell you
39:14don't want to do it no okay you wouldn't like to do that no Jackie coming off Jackie may have been
39:22defeated by the drop that was so nerve-wracking I just couldn't do it in the end that waterfall is so
39:30steep but Louie and Martine are still in the game okay are you ready and Louie has stepped up to go
39:40first wow what am I doing don't know if I can actually watch open he's going no he's going
39:51that's unbelievable
39:59I'm proud of it I absolutely loved it and I would do it again and I wanted to do it again there and
40:24then oh here we go go Martin 69 year old Martine doesn't hesitate come on Martine she's definitely done
40:38this before Martin go wow that is amazing incredible I'm so proud of her incredible
40:47it's the final evening of the holiday tonight in true rich holiday style they're dining at the
41:07hotel 70 pounds a head restaurant but how much is the whole holiday coming up well if I want to
41:14look at this no oh my god 8 118 pounds I'll be honest it's not what I would expect for the money
41:31that's been spent that is five months worth of wages to me for this summer an obscene amount of money
41:36for a holiday I must say okay astonishing wasn't it I wouldn't pay that sort of money for a trip like
41:41this with both holidays out of the way it's a chance for the couples to reflect on their experience
41:47so what do you think you guys have learned by going on a budget holiday that you can have fun oh yeah
41:52and you can do things cheaply yeah I'm not 100% with the food yeah okay that's fair enough but Kelly
41:59is a few things to get off her chest I hate that you made me touch seafood how about that oh I hate that
42:06I hate the seafood yeah other stuff be honest the vineyards I didn't know the facts how you were
42:12overpowering Kelly totally get that yeah yeah I mean you probably should have actually just turned
42:18around and said I hate you two shut up I think it's because it's something you guys know a lot about
42:23there's been there's been a lot of things on the trip where you've known more than what we would
42:27I'll be completely honest I wouldn't do a holiday like this again really yeah we would rather stick
42:39to our budget holidays because we come away from that feeling relaxed and happy whereas this one
42:45we're coming away from it needing one of our holidays needing a holiday to go over this one
42:50I mean don't get me wrong I'd like to have a bit more money than what I do but for the things that
42:54we've done on this trip I wouldn't do luxury isn't isn't for me but it's been an incredible
43:00experience it's been an experience cheers check out time for everyone before they part ways the
43:11friends are swapping mementos to remind them of their side of the holiday swap we got these fruit
43:19salad a yeah that's all right very healthy now we got you a little something as well it's heavy oh
43:25thank you that's it bye bye back in the UK they're all reflecting on their two very different holidays
43:41I've had one of the best weeks of my entire life I have not stopped laughing from start to finish
43:49absolutely loved it learned a lot of new things about how the other half live you can make a budget
43:55holiday work with the right people Kelly and Louis they love their budget holidays and quite frankly I
44:02think they're a lot happier than a lot of wealthy people what it turned out to be was an amazing week
44:08with beautiful places and beautiful people friends that are friends for life now and that just shows
44:17you don't need money to have fun next time that is disgusting mate let's get massive absolutely not
44:26I can't believe this I've never seen anything like it I'm getting a right taste for luxury no it's
44:33freaking me out absolutely disgusting possibly going to be the worst holiday I've ever been on
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