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Kam and Eddie gain a rivalry over a girl named Zelda, so they create their own company (selling cases with their face on them). But, then it goes out of hand.
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00:00Oh, yeah!
00:08Class of 3000, sing!
00:10La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:21Now, Philly, Philly, you and LaDee, y'all hold that groove tight.
00:25Hypnotize them so you can take them where you want to take them.
00:27Hey, Sonny, can we take them to the bridge?
00:30Huh, huh, huh?
00:32Hey, Sonny, can we take them to the bridge?
00:34Uh, okay.
00:37Whoa, I know that one!
00:38London Ridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.
00:43London Ridge is falling down.
00:44So much reality TV that real life becomes a sitcom.
00:48If you ain't got no rhythm, we gonna show you how to get some.
00:53Yeah!
00:57It's easy.
00:59Only thing you gotta do is grab the bar, step on the box, bring your chin up like this right here, and you've done your required pull-up.
01:05Boy, they sure made this physical fitness test easy.
01:08Yeah, I was worried when they passed the No Child's Fat Behind Act.
01:12Good thing we art students aren't held to the same physical standards as regular students.
01:17Right, Cam?
01:19Cam!
01:19What's wrong with your brother?
01:24He's kind of spicy today.
01:25Oh, he's just got a crush on that girl, Zelda.
01:28No, I don't.
01:30I just have a deep admiration for her beauty, her wit, the way she smells like bubble gum mixed with carpet freshener.
01:38You're right.
01:39Sound like you don't have a crush on her at all.
01:41Don't worry, Cam.
01:42Eddie knows what you're going through.
01:44It's that feeling you get deep down inside, and you know it's love.
01:49Don't be looking at me, fool.
01:51Boom!
01:52There's that feeling again.
01:54Now, who want to go first?
01:56Me!
01:56Me!
01:57Me!
01:57Cam?
02:05It's time for the Cam to show everyone what a real pull-up looks like.
02:11Are you sure, Cam?
02:13You can step on the box.
02:15They did change the rules specifically for people like you.
02:21Back off, partner.
02:23This Cowboy's going for a ride.
02:38I can't.
02:39I can't do it.
02:41Aw, man!
02:43All right, Cam.
02:44You can step away from the bar now.
02:46But I'm stuck.
02:49You can drop your arms now, too.
02:51Actually, I can't.
02:59Excuse me?
03:01Are you Cam?
03:02Ow!
03:03My eye!
03:04I just wanted to make sure you're okay.
03:08You still look a little sore from that pull-up yesterday.
03:12Me?
03:12No!
03:13I'm fine!
03:15Hit me.
03:16I'm fine.
03:17I'm fine.
03:18So, what's going on?
03:20I noticed that, uh, your hair is red.
03:24Your hair is red.
03:26Um, yeah.
03:34Dang!
03:37Eddie!
03:39Yes, my delicate flower?
03:41Stop putting diamond jewelry in my phone!
03:44Have you seen my latest X-Rite?
03:46Tameka, no!
03:48Can I get you something?
03:49A soda?
03:50A burrito?
03:51Maybe a...
03:52Oh, my gosh!
03:53Cam!
03:54This is the nicest gift ever!
03:55But I didn't...
03:56Actually, that was from me.
03:57From you?
03:58Hi!
03:59My name's Zelda.
04:00What's yours?
04:01Eddie!
04:02Why'd you give my necklace to this fold?
04:03Tameka, I didn't.
04:04Your name is Eddie?
04:05No, I didn't.
04:06No, I didn't.
04:07No, I didn't.
04:08No, I didn't.
04:09No, I didn't.
04:10No, I didn't.
04:11No, I didn't.
04:12No, I didn't.
04:13No, I didn't.
04:14No, I didn't.
04:15I didn't.
04:15Your name is Eddie?
04:17Eddie, I'll love you forever and ever.
04:19Oh!
04:20Just because he gave you a necklace, now all of a sudden you in love.
04:25But I...
04:25Tameka, does this mean you're jealous?
04:30No.
04:32I just think you a fool.
04:34It's all right, Tameka.
04:36I know that comes from your pain.
04:38Maybe once you see me with my girlfriend for a few days,
04:43you'll come around to your senses.
04:45Really?
04:46I'm your girlfriend?
04:48But you...
04:49Come along, my delicate flower.
04:55No!
04:59And then I explained to Professor Whiskers that his best friend, Mr. Snuggle Bunny, had
05:09gone to sock puppet heaven.
05:11Oh, he took it real hard.
05:12It was your fault for putting him in the laundry.
05:16But Professor Whiskers, I told you he was dirty.
05:19How could you?
05:20We were a pair.
05:21Now, Professor, don't make a scene.
05:23Honestly, can we two talk some sense into him?
05:26Speaking of no sense at all, here comes Eddie.
05:32Just ignore him, Tameka.
05:34We can't encourage him.
05:35You're right.
05:36Madison, keep talking and we'll pretend like we're actually interested in what you're saying.
05:40Yahoo!
05:41Did you hear that, Professor Whiskers?
05:43They're gonna be interested.
05:45Oh, so now you're not speaking to me.
05:47That's great.
05:48That is real mature.
05:49Gee, new girlfriend Zelda, I sure hope Tameka does not see us.
05:54It might send her flying into a jealous rage and perhaps into my arms.
06:00Now, I present to you a gold watch as a token of my affection.
06:05My stars, you are romantic, Eddie.
06:09Aw, man, what kind of fool would fall for a stupid head like that?
06:15Zelda!
06:25I'll never love another.
06:28Tame, what you crying about?
06:30Just that the woman I love chose Eddie over me.
06:34So just get her back.
06:35What does Eddie have that you ain't got?
06:37Gosh!
06:44Wow!
06:45Okay, maybe you don't have a gold limo or a gold zeppelin.
06:53Gosh, wow!
06:55Okay, the dude's rich.
06:57See?
06:58I can't compete with that.
07:00Why would you want to?
07:01Face it, Cam.
07:02If you have to get rich to get a girl, she's obviously not worth the time of day.
07:07Man, what could she possibly know about women?
07:10Come on, Cam.
07:11Just because Eddie's rich don't mean you can't be rich too.
07:13Well, obviously you don't know much about Cam.
07:17She's probably right.
07:19Ain't no listen to her.
07:20You're a smart guy.
07:21I'm sure you can figure out a way to make some money to buy Zelda nice stuff.
07:25All you need is a little confidence.
07:27Yeah, I am a smart guy.
07:32I'm practically the second smartest guy I know.
07:35If I can't find some way to make money, no one can.
07:39My name's Cam, not Kent.
07:42I can do it!
07:57Hey, Cam.
08:02So, how's your business going?
08:04Pretty good.
08:05Pretty good?
08:06My brother hasn't sold one thing in three weeks.
08:09Pipe down, you old harpy.
08:11Things are picking up.
08:12In fact, someone's taking the Cam haircut helmet out on a test run right now.
08:17The Cam haircut helmet?
08:19Who would possibly be stupid enough to buy one of those?
08:22I don't know about this Cam.
08:25So you want to haggle, huh?
08:28All right then, let's talk turkey.
08:31What it'll take for me to get you to buy that helmet today?
08:35Um...
08:36My hair back?
08:37Look at these things.
08:39The Camculator.
08:41The Camophile 9000.
08:43It's not a big seller.
08:48And I suppose I can see why.
08:50It takes away the fun of filing yourself.
08:53But then again, it is efficient.
08:56Frankly, I'm torn.
08:58Cam, don't you get it?
09:00These are products no one else would possibly be interested in but you!
09:04Cool Cam!
09:06Hi, Sonny.
09:08So how's every little thing with Cam incorporated?
09:10Not good.
09:12Nobody's buying any of my products.
09:14Now I'll never be able to buy nice things for the woman I love.
09:18Why is life so unfair?
09:21Aw, come on, little bit.
09:23Don't fret.
09:24I'll buy something from you.
09:25Really?
09:26Does that mean one of my products interests you?
09:28Yeah, of course.
09:30I don't see how people ain't falling all over each other to get hold of one of these lunchbox thingies.
09:35Actually, it's a briefcase for kids.
09:38I call it the cam case.
09:40That's cool.
09:41But you could put your lunch in there too, right?
09:43Uh, I'm afraid that's not allowed.
09:46Well, anyway, it sure is terrific.
09:51Yeah, that's really cool.
09:53I especially dig that snap snap.
09:55I'll take ten of them.
09:56You will?
09:57Sure.
09:58I gotta get in on the ground floor of the next cool thing, right?
10:01Wow, Sonny.
10:03Thanks!
10:04Nah, thank you.
10:06You.
10:07Did you hear?
10:08Sonny says that's the next cool thing.
10:10We've got to get in on the ground floor.
10:12Can we get a couple of those cam cases?
10:15Sure.
10:17Uh, Cam, wouldn't it make more sense for you to be prancing around in that big old pile of money over there?
10:32Are you kidding?
10:33Who cares about cash when I've got all this awesome paperwork?
10:34Look at all this stuff.
10:35Invoices, purchase orders, spreadsheets.
10:37I've got months worth of filing to do.
10:38Don't even get me started on the photocopying.
10:39That reminds me.
10:40I think I'll get started on the photocopying.
10:41I think I'll get started on the photocopying.
10:42But, Cam, what about Zelda?
10:43Ain't she the reason why you're doing this in the first place?
10:44Why don't you take your half and buy her something nice?
10:45What?
10:46I'm gonna get a big old pile of money over there.
10:47Are you kidding?
10:48Who cares about cash when I've got all this awesome paperwork?
10:50Look at all this stuff.
10:51Invoices, purchase orders, spreadsheets.
10:53I've got months worth of filing to do.
10:57Don't even get me started on the photocopying.
11:00That reminds me.
11:01I think I'll get started on the photocopying.
11:04But, Cam, what about Zelda?
11:09Ain't she the reason why you're doing this in the first place?
11:11Why don't you take your half and buy her something nice?
11:16My half?
11:25Tamika!
11:26What is it, Professor Whiskers?
11:29Would you please tell Madison that if she ever wants me to speak to her again,
11:32she'll have to beg for my forgiveness?
11:35Madison, Professor Whiskers says...
11:38What am I doing?
11:40That's right, Tamika.
11:41Don't get involved.
11:42These two are gonna have to work this out themselves.
11:45Okay.
11:46I'm just ignoring all of y'all now.
11:51Oh, no.
11:52Cover your ears.
11:57Dude, you put your lunch in your cam case?
11:59You just voided the warranty.
12:01Man, this cam case thing is out of control.
12:05Speaking of out of control...
12:07Gee, Zelda, my buttercup.
12:10I realize this may be ill-advised,
12:13since Tamika's jealousy is about to erupt like a volcano,
12:18but I have chosen to give you another token of my affection.
12:22Really?
12:23Absolutely, my darling.
12:26A real cam case?
12:29These are impossible to get anymore.
12:32Oops.
12:33Actually, I didn't intend to part with the cam case.
12:36It is the hottest thing around.
12:38I just wanted you to have the...
12:39I'll treasure it forever.
12:41And do you know why?
12:42Why, Zelda?
12:43Because it made me realize that money isn't everything.
12:47Fame matters, too.
12:49Now I realize that the one I really love isn't you.
12:53It's what's-his-name.
12:54The guy with his face on the cam case.
12:57Cam?
12:58Cam!
12:59My love!
13:00I'm coming for you!
13:02Zelda, no!
13:07Tamika, no!
13:13Curse you, Cam, for stealing the woman I'm using to make the woman I love jealous.
13:18I'll get you for this.
13:20CURSE YOU!
13:29See, Cam?
13:30This graph represents your rate of return on Zelda's interest in you prior to taking my
13:34advice to start Cam Incorporated.
13:35And this here graph represents our projections of Zelda's level of interest now that thanks
13:40to me, Lil' D, my man Cam's a player in the world of finance.
13:44Which brings us to the obvious conclusion that I should get half of the profit from Cam
13:48Incorporated.
13:49Uh...
13:50I don't know, Lil' D.
13:52Cam!
13:53I've made a huge mistake.
13:54I thought I loved Eddie, but in fact, I love you.
13:57You do?
13:58Sure, Eddie has money, which makes him irresistible in his own way.
14:02But you?
14:03Cam, you've made your own fortune.
14:05You're a self-made man.
14:06I am?
14:07Oh, Cam.
14:08Please let this be forever.
14:10Uh...
14:11I have some filing to do, but...
14:13I suppose it can wait.
14:22I'll take one of your Cam cases, and one for my little brother, too.
14:26Actually, these are Eddie Attachés.
14:28The Eddie Attaché takes the youth's briefcase to the next level.
14:32You see, instead of opening with a Snap Snap, like our competitors, ours opens with a Snap Snap.
14:39I don't want your cheap knockoffs!
14:40Get away from me!
14:45Reddy Eddie!
14:46Hi, Sonny.
14:47So how's every little thing going with the Eddie Attaché?
14:50Not good.
14:51Nobody's buying any of my products.
14:54Now I'll never be able to succeed in my plan to win Tamika's heart.
15:00Aw, come on now, little bit.
15:01Don't fret.
15:02I'll buy something from you.
15:03Really?
15:10Cam?
15:11Can't you stop working for a second and go out and buy me something nice?
15:14Huh?
15:15This is weird.
15:16According to these projections, our earnings will take a significant drop in next quarter.
15:21This can't be right.
15:23I've got to run these numbers again.
15:25Oh, Cam.
15:26Here you go, Cam.
15:27Mom and Dad were worried that you haven't been eating, so I brought you lunch.
15:31What are you doing, woman?
15:33You know there's nothing that sets me off more than lunch in the Cam case?
15:38This isn't a Cam case.
15:40It's an Eddie Attaché.
15:43Haven't you heard?
15:44The Eddie Attaché is the hottest new thing.
15:46The Cam case?
15:48Hmm.
15:49So last week.
15:50Cam, we need to talk.
15:51I'm not really sure how to say this.
15:54Yes?
15:55We're through.
15:56Bye!
15:57You see, I told you she wasn't worth the time of day.
16:00Zelda!
16:03Milo!
16:08Eddie!
16:09I'm back!
16:10Oh, I'm so happy.
16:12Poor Tamika.
16:13She'll be heartbroken.
16:15Let's go tell her right now.
16:18What's the matter, Cam?
16:19You barely touched your piles of paperwork.
16:21No, without Zelda...
16:26Cam, Cam, Cam.
16:28It's all good.
16:29Your man Lil' D got a plan to put Cam cases back on top.
16:32Really?
16:33Just leave it to me, man.
16:35Lil' D.
16:36Gee, how can I ever thank you?
16:39What a heavy briefcase.
16:40I don't know how I'll ever get this down the hall by myself.
16:51Well, let me get you a little hand in, buddy.
16:54Hey, this thing ain't heavy at all.
16:56Hey, Sonny!
16:57Hey, Sonny!
17:18What the?
17:19What the?
17:30Hey, Sonny!
17:31Sorry, but she's my fine weather.
17:38She's a breeze when we're together.
17:40I'm her finest calfskin leather.
17:42Better find another wind to fill your empty sails, brother.
17:46Sorry, but she's my fine weather.
17:51She's a breeze when we're together.
17:53I'm her finest calfskin leather.
17:55Better find another wind to fill your empty sails, brother.
18:04Sorry, boy, she's my mirage.
18:06Cool and dreamy entourage.
18:08Her sweet face is my garage.
18:10Better find another ray of sun to hit your shoulders, Raj.
18:14You're worth more than millions, you're a treasure.
18:18You're worth more than zillions, you're my treasure.
18:22You're worth more than page and magazine.
18:25You're tightening and make me scream.
18:27You're like a perfect pair of jeans, but then you come and break the scene.
18:31You blow your top and dollar bills go floating up.
18:34Into a dream of treasure.
18:36A worthless stream of treasure.
18:39But that's my baby's measure of happiness and pleasure.
18:44It's unforgiving treasure.
18:46Unforgiving treasure.
18:48Unforgiving treasure.
18:49Outro outsiders.
18:50glucose podéis derive,
19:16For the millions, you're a treasure, you're a dream of treasure, a worthless stream of treasure, it's my baby's measure of happiness and pleasure, it's unforgiving treasure, but that's my baby's measure of happiness and pleasure, it's unforgiving treasure, a useless, truthless treasure.
19:42And that's why they put a spit valve on the trumpet.
19:46All right, class dismissed, except for you and you.
19:51Is this gonna take long? Because I've got some competition I need to bury.
19:57All right now, you two, this petty rivalry between y'all multinational corporations has gotten bad enough, but bringing me into it, now that ain't cool at all.
20:05Well, he started at taking those pictures of you with the briefcase.
20:08What? You stole my briefcase for kids idea in the first place.
20:12I didn't steal it, I improved upon it. Mine went snap snap.
20:17That's stupid. That's not better than snap snap.
20:20Yes it is, listen. Snap snap.
20:22Snap snap.
20:23Snap snap.
20:24Hold up, hold up, hold up. Y'all gotta stop all this snapping and going on.
20:27Can't you see this is all of a girl who's just using you? Ain't no way she worth all this.
20:32Well, Sonny, it wouldn't have been so much work if you hadn't gone on and on about how much you loved Eddie Attachés.
20:40Hey, excuse me, but that wasn't until after Sonny sold out and went all googly-eyed for your cam cases.
20:46What?
20:47My eyes were never googly-eyed over nothing.
20:49Truth be told, I don't much care for briefcases.
20:52I really just bought them just to make y'all feel good.
20:55Huh?
20:57Have you heard the latest from Sonny?
20:59Briefcases are so ten seconds to go.
21:11I understand your daddy's making a lot of money off this demolition.
21:15Oh, I guess.
21:17Oh, I thought we had something special.
21:22That's because you're stupid.
21:25Oh, how am I supposed to make Tamika jealous now?
21:29I already am jealous, Eddie.
21:32Really?
21:32Yeah, any girl you leave alone.
21:35You two think you'll ever be friends again?
21:38I don't know.
21:39Our friendship truly has been ran to sunder.
21:42Well, if there's one thing Professor Whiskers and I have learned, it's the power of forgiveness between true friends.
21:49Right, Professor?
21:51I guess you're right.
21:54Friends?
21:54Absolutely.
21:56Yeah?
21:57That still don't solve my problem.
21:59What about all that money I lost?
22:01What y'all got to say about this?
22:02Deal with it.
22:03Deal with it.
22:33That turtle is fast.
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