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Lessly Rios
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00:00What's that all about?
00:13Oh, you're new here.
00:14I've got a bit of a reputation.
00:17So what are you, a tough guy?
00:19Oh, I don't think anyone's ever called me tough.
00:22I'm Mikey.
00:22I'm Zach.
00:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26So, what exactly is this reputation?
00:30Well, people have used the J-word, but you know what they say.
00:33Sticks and stones can damage your vital organs, so always wear Kevlar.
00:37Hey, Mikey.
00:38Hi, Melissa.
00:40I'm just gonna stand back here.
00:43Good call.
00:44So, Mikey, how was your summer?
00:46Eventful.
00:47Yeah, I'll bet.
00:48I got a new scar.
00:49Wanna see?
00:50Sure.
00:51Okay.
00:55Oh, cool.
00:56That's a good one.
00:57I know, right?
00:58All right, seriously, dude.
01:00What's going on?
01:01What do you mean?
01:02I mean, what is this here?
01:04And what is the J-word?
01:06Well, I don't like to say it out loud.
01:11Huh.
01:12It's one of those heavy-duty bungees they use to tie stuff down at construction sites.
01:16Where did you get the...
01:20I bet my Pudding Pop we don't see them again today.
01:28I'll take that action.
01:29Really?
01:30Yeah, are you kidding?
01:31Mikey's tough.
01:32As a matter of fact, I'll see your Pudding Pop and raise you a snickerdoodle.
01:36Or are you just all talk?
01:38Whoa.
01:39Oh, she called you out.
01:40Wait, why aren't you screaming?
01:45I find it doesn't help.
01:47Just hurts the larynx.
01:48Hand me that bungee, and you better hang on to my backpack.
01:51What?
01:52Whoa.
01:55Whoa.
01:55Whoa.
01:57Whoa.
01:57Whoa.
01:57Whoa.
01:58Whoa.
01:58Whoa.
01:58Whoa.
01:59Whoa.
01:59That bungee was definitely defective.
02:02No.
02:03D.O.G., go home.
02:05Silly dog.
02:06He's not supposed to be in the street.
02:10Whoa.
02:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:16You may want to take one step this way.
02:21Whoa.
02:25The J-word wouldn't happen to be jinx, would it?
02:28Look at that sun, look at that sky, look at my sweater vest, I look so fly, look at that
02:39mailbox, look at that tree, it's about as beautiful as it can be, whoa, today's gonna
02:47be exceptional, better for it even better, it's my worst reality, I get it.
02:58So Melissa, what's up with your boy, I can almost taste that snickerdoodle now, oh yeah,
03:04you wanna make it more interesting, what are you guys talking about, Melissa's betting that
03:08Mikey's gonna make it to school, and on time, I'm in, what's happened so far, concrete drainage
03:13pipe, chased him down a hill, I got a pack of Cheetos, says we don't see him till after
03:17lunch, I got gummy bears, alright, alright, let me get my notepad, no, no, no, no, no,
03:23wait, wait, oh man, I'm gonna miss my first day at a new school, my parents are gonna be
03:28so angry, oh, don't worry, my dad always says, what doesn't kill you, only makes you
03:33late for school, so I don't think we're gonna miss the whole day, no, DOG, run home, I'm
03:41going to school, plus if we catch the bus at the next stop, we may not even be late, I've
03:45got the bus route marked on my GP, yes, must have gotten wet when we fell in the mud, but
03:52fear not, I've got a backup right here, paper map, old school, huh, don't worry, I remember
04:00the way, this has happened before, this has happened before, this exact thing, a reasonable
04:06facsimile, we'll beat them to the next stop, we just have to go through the rock quarry,
04:10rock quarry, what could possibly go wrong, sorry boys, it's been a little oil spill, as you
04:15can see, it's quite a mess, so nobody's getting through today, I think we can still make it
04:19across, I brought galoshes, I didn't, I've got an extra pair, of course you do, and they're
04:24hazmat rated for a level 4 biohazard, well I don't think, here's a certificate from the
04:28EPA, what are you, a 9, 9 and a half, well it's notarized, so I suppose if you,
04:33maybe we should go through the woods, whoa, look they're safe, they're cutting through
04:57Coyote Woods, Coyote Woods, what exactly is your definition of safe, go Mikey, so be honest
05:04Mikey, do you even know where we are, oh yeah, the fire dried out my phone, we are right in
05:09the middle of Coyote Woods, wait wait wait wait, Coyote Woods, I, I, I got a thing about
05:14coyotes, they're like big dogs that are dangerous to pet, oh don't worry, there's no coyotes here,
05:19there aren't, no, but people make that mistake all the time, actually, the woods were named
05:23after actor, Peter Coyote, really, yeah, he donated all this land to the city, as a wolf
05:29preserve, you get how that's not better, right, how's that feel, you're right, my larynx is
05:38sore, don't worry, wolves love peanut butter, follow me,
05:53you know, this is a statistical anomaly, wolves barely ever attack humans, is that true?
06:00oh yeah, bees are responsible for many more fatalities than wolves every year
06:04hey, we're out of the woods, what do you mean? we're outside the fence, just jump
06:13wow, that was incredibly lucky, the way the day's been going, I was pretty sure it was
06:25gonna land in the air and...
06:55are you guys seeing this? yeah, why is that wolf wearing a turban?
07:02double or nothing, who's in?
07:04how many fatalities are blamed on wolves and bees together? well, we would be the first
07:10whoa!
07:12whoa!
07:18here you go, these will help us navigate in the dark
07:21dude, if and when we get out of here, i'm gonna have to go my own way
07:24no offense, i just can't handle all of this
07:28all of what?
07:29this cyclone of calamity that follows you everywhere you go
07:35how do you live like this?
07:37well, it's just always been this way
07:39how do you live like that?
07:40what do you mean?
07:41i mean, you wanna live like those other kids?
07:44they took a bus to school today!
07:46a bus!
07:47does that seem like more fun to you?
07:51all right, where to next?
07:53well, there's a loose grate up over here to the left
07:55i've been here before
07:56of course you have!
08:02all right, guess we can turn the water back on
08:05you know, we're missing one of those heavy-duty bungees that we tie stuff down with
08:09and also one of those concrete draining pipes
08:26the river
08:37and also one of those heavy-duty tunic
08:38on the river
08:43and also one of those heavy-duty tunic
08:44on the river
08:46hey mikey, is that a new scar?
08:48Yeah! You like it?
08:50Uh-oh, I think we're a bit too heavy.
08:52Here, give me a hand.
08:58Kay, Chelsea's in for a pack of Cheetos.
09:00Sid's up in it with two Puddin' Pops.
09:02I like that confidence, Sid, but you're going down.
09:04Bubba's down for a cheese stick and an apple.
09:06And Bradley's the big spender with a whole pack of lunchables.
09:10Which I can cover, but I have to bring it tomorrow.
09:14Look! Look! There they are!
09:16They're gonna beat us to school!
09:18Oh, never mind.
09:22There they go.
09:24Anyone wanna up the ante?
09:28I wish we had a way to steer this thing to shore.
09:30We don't need to! Look! The Maple Street Bridge!
09:34Here, I'll give you a boost.
09:36Whoa!
09:50Excellent, D.O.G. Good boy.
09:52Here you go.
09:54But I do need you to go home, okay?
09:56Go home!
10:12You know, I don't know if it's the adrenaline talking,
10:14but I'm starting to feel like we can handle anything that comes our way.
10:16Well, maybe not anything.
10:30Nobody's coming down the hall.
10:40There is no way he's making it.
10:42If you're so sure, it's not too late to sweeten the pot.
10:46Done.
10:48Good job breakers and some vitamin C tablets.
10:50What? It's cold and flu season.
11:00You know, they are from out of town.
11:02Maybe they don't even realize they're inconveniencing us.
11:06Hmm.
11:08Uh...
11:10Guys?
11:11Um...
11:12Guys, uh...
11:13I realize you guys have come a long way,
11:15but we really need to get to school.
11:23Well, Melissa, start passing out the loot.
11:30Phew! Made it all in one piece!
11:32Of course, the wolf's got my lunch.
11:34Mine got crushed at the bus stop.
11:35Guess we're going hungry.
11:36Don't worry.
11:37I got you two covered.
11:41Ooh, look!
11:42A vitamin C tablet!
11:43What?
11:44It's cold and flu season.
11:46Whoa!
11:48It's my world and we're all living in it!