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Love Island UK S12 E55
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00:11Are you excited?
00:12Tonight!
00:13It might be our final Unseen Bitch show,
00:15but we're still spicing things up.
00:17It's really spicy food.
00:18It hurts your bum.
00:19What?
00:21Our Islanders will be walking the walk,
00:23talking the talk,
00:24and showing off their questionable talents.
00:27What?
00:28When it comes to Unseen Exclusives,
00:31we've got your back.
00:33So let's do it before the wheels start to come off.
00:37Nah, this is no good.
00:39And they all get too big for their boots.
00:41Unseen Bitch will do me justice.
00:43It's the final show, but don't feel blue.
00:46Rub your hands together with Glee,
00:48because the mother of all spin-offs has got your back.
00:52You might think I'm kidding,
00:54but it's gonna be magic.
00:56Look at that round!
00:57Woo!
00:58Woo!
00:59Woo!
01:00Woo!
01:01Strap in for the series finale of
01:03Love Island Unseen Best!
01:06Woo!
01:07Woo!
01:08Woo!
01:09Woo!
01:10Woo!
01:11That sounded quite good.
01:12Woo!
01:13Woo!
01:14Woo!
01:15Woo!
01:16Woo!
01:17Woo!
01:18Woo!
01:19Woo!
01:20Woo!
01:21Woo!
01:22Woo!
01:23Woo!
01:24Woo!
01:25Woo!
01:26Woo!
01:27Game markings,
01:28winning!
01:29ello.
01:30Me and Megan had a kiss under the terrace.
01:31The final is almost here!
01:32We could go in the high wrestling.
01:34I hate you.
01:35Love you too.
01:36No you don't.
01:37Future no, you know this series has been epic gone shaggy good time girl. It's so done
01:47Twice no, it was three times like
01:52The Love Island bosses are over the men's
01:56We have three so with me and Tony
02:00How do you think that makes me feel
02:02Yeah, but the last reason yeah a lot of you little smug prick looks like lanky the lamp
02:07The connections made in the villa are a sign of the shape of things to come and that shape turns out to be a triangle
02:14So many triangles
02:17Harry's of Shakira, but like Helena there was Tony Harrison Lauren
02:22Helena Harrison Tony
02:24There was Harry Emma Helena
02:26Tony Harrison cash
02:28Tommy Megan Connor
02:30Megan Connor Emily
02:32Dijon Meg Milisha
02:34Dijon Meg Andrada
02:36Dijon Yasmin and Tony
02:38That was more of a threesome, but who's counting?
02:41And even blue tried the triangle angel tie blue blue Yasmin Jamie
02:48But he got a double pie
02:50And using the Love Island calculator I just borrowed from the finance department
02:58We could deduce that 11 times triangles equates to an equilateral parallelogram multiplied by the hypotenuse of the obtuse loved rhombus
03:04Divided by the power infinite unhaired clips plus one love heart equals an A-grade final episode of Love Island Unseen Bits
03:12And yes, I have no idea what I just said
03:20What you think it is?
03:22So if you want to watch your islanders bomb
03:26Wind each other up
03:28I can't really take off
03:30You've got speed up
03:32What you think it is?
03:34Getting everything out in the open
03:36It's not coming out
03:38It's not coming out
03:40Aw
03:42There it is
03:43And a little too handsy
03:44Did you used to do that?
03:48What are we getting though?
03:50Then you can count on us
03:5231, I'll go
03:5332
03:5433
03:5534
03:5635
03:5736
03:5837
03:5938
04:00Oh blue, Jesus Christ
04:02Not 29
04:03No, no, Mike
04:04You've got Mike
04:06It's Love Island Unseen Bits
04:09What you think it is?
04:13Here's an unseen bit of Thai trying to spice things up with Angel but it's all coming off a little eggy
04:19Ooh, what you put on the eggs?
04:21A little bit of chilli
04:22Oh, you don't mind
04:23No, you don't
04:24No, it's not hot
04:25It's not hot
04:26No, no, no, I'll be fine
04:27I'll do it
04:28Have you put cheese on this?
04:30I actually am
04:31But it genuinely does taste like cheese, doesn't it?
04:33That looks like cheese
04:34Wait, what?
04:35No, no, it's butter
04:36It is butter
04:37I like cheese
04:38Yeah, it's cheese
04:39Yeah, it's cheese
04:40Yeah
04:41I don't get why people like spicy food
04:43When you have really spicy food, it hurts your bum
04:46It hurts your bum?
04:47I've heard that like, if it's really spicy, it's like, come spicy out of your bum
04:52Oh, what meat in? Oh my God
04:56It's a bit spicy that bit
04:58Is that spicy for you?
04:59That wasn't that bad
05:00This is not much of a kick to me
05:02Not that bad, you're drinking water's right after it
05:07You don't have to eat it if it's spicy
05:11Shall I get you a pint of milk?
05:15You're going to be having a spicy poo after this
05:17That's it, Angel
05:18Wash away the sting
05:20And look forward to finding out if it's true about the hurtie bum
05:23Since returning to the villa, Blue has made a racket about finding love
05:33And this week he finally worked out a way to meet his match
05:37Does anyone want to play tennis?
05:39Where's the racket?
05:40In your hand
05:42Where's the ball?
05:43Where's the net?
05:44What invisible tennis?
05:50That sounded quite good to me there
05:53That's good
05:54Someone hitting one back then
05:55Go on, Angel
05:56I reckon you can hit one back
06:02Angel does more table tennis
06:15Hey!
06:23I can't even do that!
06:32This is quite insane
06:43Why am I watching?
06:44Why am my head going back and forth?
06:45He's getting so into it
06:46How does he do it so loud though?
06:56Do it double!
06:57Do it double!
07:00She did it!
07:02What is that?
07:03She did!
07:04Oh, that's how he's doing it
07:08It's that
07:14Good match!
07:15That was entertaining, that
07:16It's like getting invested
07:18That's definitely going on unseen bits
07:21That is an unseen bit
07:23Oh!
07:24Actually, I don't even think they were recording
07:25We're always recording Meg
07:26And the fact that Blue has literally invented unseen tennis
07:30It would be rude not to include it
07:37Earlier this week, the genre uttered the words
07:38Every girl wants to hear at least once in her life
07:41Go Terrence
07:43Oh!
07:45Then followed it up with a better set of words
07:47I do
07:49Love you
07:51I love you too!
07:53Pass the tissues
07:55I think I've got something in my eye
07:58I actually keep the tissues
07:59Meg's going to need them to dry her bum
08:01Is my bum really wet?
08:03It looks like you wet yourself
08:05Oh! Really?
08:06Are you that excited?
08:07I thought I was going to love you, babe
08:08Oh, no!
08:10Oh, no!
08:12That is so embarrassing
08:14I'm going to have to get the hair dryer on that
08:17And the romantic words just kept on coming
08:20Someone's depot took a shit down there
08:22Can you smell that?
08:24Nah, nah, nah, this is no good
08:27What?
08:29It's a joy show, eh?
08:31I think they've got their pads on though
08:32So it's fucking burning
08:34Oh, they're clearly head over heels
08:36I mean, if you can't blow dry your soggy arse
08:38in front of the man you love
08:40then what can you do?
08:42That's going to have to do
08:51By the final week on Love Island
08:53you expect everyone to be coupled up and settled down
08:55but this rampant lot are going back on the pool
08:58Can you do free pull-ups?
08:59Yeah
09:01Actually, I haven't tried, I don't know
09:03Tony, is that how much Tony could do?
09:05She could do three, yeah
09:06Okay, I'm going to try and do four
09:07Oh, let's see
09:08Okay, let's go see it
09:10Did you jump?
09:11You could jump the first time
09:12Did you jump?
09:13How else are you going to get up there?
09:14Fucking no, just reach
09:16I went this way
09:17Like this?
09:18Yeah
09:19That's easier to be fair
09:20Is it?
09:21Yeah
09:22One
09:23Oh my god
09:24Oh wow
09:25What the fuck?
09:27Go on, Yaz
09:28Yes, Yaz
09:29Go on, Yaz
09:30What the fuck?
09:31Oh, why did you just...
09:36That was just a crazy 30 seconds
09:38Beautiful
09:39I looked over, Yaz was doing pull-ups
09:41Oh, that's ridiculous
09:42I didn't believe he was doing the roly-poly
09:45How does she still have this fucking posture, bro?
09:49Wow
09:50Oh my days
09:51Come on
09:52Oh god, the ankles
09:53So good
09:54No
09:55Trust Yaz to turn an exercise class into finishing school
09:58That's a tough act for Toni to follow
10:00But we know she's up for the challenge
10:03Just lock in
10:04One
10:05Cash down help
10:06Come on
10:09I'm not feeling it today
10:11I'm not feeling it on any day, Toni
10:13The only pull-up I do is at the drive-thru for a family bucket for one
10:24In this series our Islanders have brewed up more fart footage than in previous years
10:29It got so bad something had to be done
10:31So I took the bold move of removing all the beans from the villa
10:35No beans still
10:36Baked beans?
10:37Yeah
10:38Did you see them in there?
10:39No, he scrammed them all
10:40Have you actually seen them?
10:41Saw one this morning
10:42No you didn't
10:43Yeah I did
10:44Where? In the back?
10:45What, not those sweet corn
10:47There was a can of baked beans in there
10:50It's Love Island Unseen Beans
10:53When did you see this?
10:55This morning
10:56Are you being serious?
10:57No, I swear down
10:58Are you being serious?
10:59There's a can of baked beans
11:00I've just, I've just ransacked that
11:03I swear down it was on the top shelf
11:05On the top shelf?
11:06Yeah
11:07You pulled out everything out the bottom
11:08It said baked beans on it with like
11:10Yeah, yeah, top shelf
11:13A hundred, like a hundred thousand percent
11:15There's a, there's a
11:17Look, there's no beans in here
11:19Oh
11:29No, I never doubted you
11:30I never, I never doubted it
11:34I've never been so happy
11:36Blue, that's unbelievable from you
11:38No, this is a delicacy
11:42I'm so happy
11:44Come and get a little taste
11:45Get a little sample
11:46Try a little taste
11:47Try a little taste
11:48Bosh, bosh, bosh
11:49That's a little taste
11:50I'm so excited
11:52Yeah, just a little taste
11:53Just a little taste
11:54Come and get a little taste
11:55Right about the cheese in the, in the beans
12:00Can you take it?
12:01Taste, just a little taste
12:02Come and get a little taste
12:03Get a little taste
12:04Yeah, just a little taste
12:05That looks like you just threw up on your plate
12:08It's a no from me dog
12:09Really?
12:10You guys don't even know what good food is
12:12You're fucking British
12:13Don't knock the great British bean, Tony
12:16Or an ill wind might just end up blowing your way
12:28We're gonna get all the girls here
12:29Girls, can you come over here please?
12:31This week one of the world's major conflicts was resolved
12:34and the great global powers were brought together
12:37in an atmosphere of peace and unity by a powerful American
12:40Tony
12:42I'm scared
12:43No more divine
12:44No more tears
12:45No more screaming
12:46Let's hug it out then
12:47Come on
12:48So far so main show
12:50Better whoop up and neck
12:51Come back to find out
12:55It's Love Island Unseen Bits, the show that will leave you tickled pink
13:00Hey sexy
13:02Pink to make the girls wink
13:07You have to wink at him, that's a British thing
13:11Hey
13:12Hey
13:13We've been poking around to find all the funny stuff from the week
13:17Nah it's too, it's too limp
13:18So do try and keep up
13:19Oh dear
13:20Yeah, that's no good that
13:24I just crushed my nuts like doing that
13:25Because this is something you won't want to miss
13:26Yeah
13:27Yeah
13:28So cross your legs, close your eyes and hope for the best
13:32I said close your eyes Jamie
13:34I say close your eyes Jamie
13:55Namaste bitch
13:56and hope for the best I said close your eyes Jamie I'm a state bitch
14:06no more divide no more divide before the break we showed you a clip of this
14:11group hug from the main show and as we all know it didn't resolve anything well
14:16here's
14:18I'll go get some blue roll
14:36symbolic it's a sign that all the tears and tantrums were just a storm in a sippy
14:46cup wake up and spell sorry smell the coffee
14:54time might be coupled up with angel but they are still both on the pool
14:59come on man sexy show me what you got this is you're gonna I want you to do one of these
15:03okay
15:07one
15:12two
15:14two
15:15you're fucking flying
15:17three
15:19come on
15:21come on you come on
15:23okay now
15:26I'm in a good mood
15:30wow
15:31I'm in a good mood
15:34good mood
15:35you feel like you got that
15:37do I put my legs up
15:39yeah you just go down
15:40come on
15:41oh
15:42oh
15:43oh
15:44I've got one I've got one
15:45you've got it
15:46come on
15:47good mood
15:49good mood
15:50good mood
15:51good mood
15:52oh yeah that's easy
15:53easy?
15:54come on then I want to under it
15:55don't you
15:56you're flying with them
15:57that's really easy why is that so easy?
15:59you go to the lower
16:00could do this in my sleep
16:03you want me to try that seriously?
16:06nah
16:08can you squat me?
16:10yeah I can
16:11oh god
16:14can I?
16:15don't doubt yourself you've got it
16:17I'm easy
16:20look at you more about this
16:22look at the mop
16:25you're trying to do one leg
16:30no
16:31oi
16:32you two
16:33get a room
16:34ideally one full of gym equipment
16:41Yasmin I've got a great question for you
16:43would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear?
16:46I hate would you rather questions
16:49like you know when someone's like oh would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear
16:53I'm like who gives a fuck it's not happening to me at this moment in time
16:57so why would I give it much thought or like would you rather do you get what I mean?
17:01like I hate stupid questions like that
17:03mmm
17:04hate stupid questions
17:06I hate it
17:07do you know what I mean though?
17:09you're so passionate about it
17:11you're so passionate
17:12it's so annoying
17:14I hate it when people do that
17:15I hate it
17:16I hate it
17:17yeah
17:18you're right?
17:19yeah I'm actually great thanks for asking
17:21it was a great clip for us but a tough one to swallow for Yasmin
17:38I walked into that one though
17:47on this show we encourage our islanders to crack on
17:50but sometimes cracking on should be left to the professionals
17:54be serious
17:56I feel like this is the one I do
17:58no I know I know that one
17:59no this is the one I do come here
18:00what?
18:01breathe in
18:02it's just...
18:06He's...
18:07he's just putting me into the
18:09No I'm asking no boys
18:11Aaaaagh
18:12old
18:13cair's coming
18:17mmm
18:23mmm
18:24so weird the way he's wearing this thing
18:26hell
18:28haha
18:29Oh no!
18:36It's gonna be sore for like 10 seconds, keep breathing.
18:42It's gonna be sore for like 10 seconds, keep breathing.
18:45Oh yeah!
18:48What the fuck is going on here?
18:51Just keep breathing.
18:53What are we doing here?
18:58It's giving him a release of the hamstrings.
19:04Feels fucking horrible but I feel so good at the same time.
19:10Oh man, that's too much.
19:13Blue hasn't made noises like that since he accidentally got locked in his mum's sex shop.
19:18I'll have the same treatment please Connor, back crack, and I'll probably get the sack.
19:28I'm not sure I can bear to watch this next unseen bit.
19:32My script describes it as,
19:34Shakira receives an unexpected mouthful. Let me know when it's safe to look.
19:40Shakira say fresh frozen fish five times fast.
19:43Fresh frozen fish, fresh frozen fish, fresh frozen fish, fresh frozen fish.
19:48Fresh, fresh.
19:50Fresh frozen fish, fresh frozen fish.
19:53Can you do red, lorry, yellow lorry?
19:56What?
19:57Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
19:58Lorry?
19:59Lorry.
20:00Lorry.
20:01Lorry.
20:02Like a truck.
20:03A big wagon, lorry.
20:04Lorry.
20:05Lorry.
20:06Is that a new word unlocked?
20:09Yes.
20:10Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:11Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:12Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:13I think your accent helps you there.
20:15Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:16Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:17You have to do it really fast.
20:18And you start saying yolly.
20:20Go on.
20:21The word is lorry.
20:22L-o-r-r-i.
20:23Do you not have lorries in America?
20:2518-wheelers.
20:26Oh, yeah.
20:2718-wheeler.
20:28Is that what you don't call it?
20:30Yes.
20:31A semi truck?
20:32That's a joke.
20:33Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:36Go on Cash.
20:38Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:39Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:40Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:41Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:42Faster.
20:43Why do you call it a lorry?
20:44It's a lorry.
20:45Lorry.
20:46She says lorry, but I say it's lorry.
20:48Well, it's whatever.
20:49Lorry.
20:50It's the same thing, but it's your accent.
20:51Laurie.
20:52It's a lorry.
20:53Lorry.
20:54Red lorry, yellow lorry, red you...
20:55I'm running.
20:56Toodaloo, Tony.
20:58Say ta-ta before they try to trip you with another
21:01terrifying, tricky tongue twister.
21:04Whoa! Good catch, Cash!
21:06Which is also a tongue twister.
21:08Try saying good catch, Cash five times in a row
21:11if you don't believe me.
21:20Hey, yo, yo, yo!
21:22We had a whole lot of visitors to the house this week
21:36when the friends and family dropped by,
21:38so we thought we'd catch up on all the unaired catch-ups.
21:43I can't believe I'm here.
21:45It's actually mental.
21:47It's nuts.
21:48I'd have honestly thought, I've only packed for fucking Casa.
21:50I didn't bring enough stuff.
21:52Been borrowing stuff.
21:53I wore Commando three nights in a row.
21:56Got jeans on with no boxes, it kills.
22:00Oh, wait. Yeah, see, look.
22:01No, go again, sorry.
22:02No, come on.
22:04Sorry, man, sorry.
22:07And these next ones are totally unseen.
22:10There was such a funny moment in Unseen Bits.
22:13You were, like, in the kitchen getting something from the fridge,
22:16and I forget whose burger was missing,
22:18but there was a missing burger.
22:20And Ian's answer, he's like,
22:21it must be Tony.
22:22Americans love the burger.
22:25I was dying.
22:26You know that backflip and you bust up your knee?
22:28Oh, did they show it?
22:30We saw it on the unseen bit. Oh, no.
22:32Did you see my knee? Did it buckle?
22:34Yeah, it did.
22:35Backflip, you were, like, rolling to the side of that.
22:37And then the next shot is just you on the bed with the P's on the bed.
22:42I don't know if you guys saw,
22:45but when me and Harrison were up on the terrace on my birthday
22:48at the end of the night,
22:48Yeah?
22:49Whole entire dress split down the back.
22:51Oh, that was in Unseen Bits.
22:54They showed it.
22:55And that's why you wore a role when you went to talk to Shakira.
22:58No, we was a bit worried.
22:59Like, when we did see that, we thought,
23:00oh, we look good together in the mirror.
23:02Oh, my, like, my baby, oh, I don't really, what's up?
23:07You're going to be on Unseen Bits.
23:10We wouldn't do that to you, or would we?
23:13It's Family Gets Scared by Something.
23:18Oh, it's a family.
23:21Here's one more unseen clip of when the friends and family visited.
23:25As the Islanders hang out in the kitchen,
23:26Helena seems to have lost her waffle.
23:29But...
23:34Come back to find out.
23:49Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:52There is still time for grafting, so don't get too comfortable.
23:55There's that one open back.
23:57Oh, my God.
23:59Because we're on a roll and don't know when to stop.
24:02Ow, that wasn't supposed to happen.
24:05So don't tap out.
24:07Ow, fuck.
24:09I had wanted to tap.
24:11You're German.
24:12Even from you, that's pretty work.
24:14The end might be in sight, but hey, guys,
24:16that's nothing to dance about.
24:18We've saved the best jokes for last.
24:21I've got a text.
24:23Islanders, please gather round the fire pit immediately.
24:28Is she joking or is she serious?
24:30Are they joking?
24:35Did you fall for that?
24:37Yeah.
24:38Before the break, we saw Helena in the kitchen nosing around the toaster.
24:48Well, here's...
24:49Oh, no.
24:50What are you doing, Alice?
24:51Checking out my lip liner.
24:52Can you see it?
24:53Oh, it's a mirror, isn't it?
24:54It's not a mirror, but...
24:55I guess she was bin.
24:56That's better.
24:57What?
24:58Bin's better.
24:59And then we had to, like...
25:00Talk about...
25:01Oh, that's a fucking office.
25:02Did it open?
25:03She just got knocked out by the bin.
25:04Okay, next series, I'm getting rid of the makeup room and the girls can all share a lippy,
25:20flippy top bin instead.
25:22Unseen Bits is always at the forefront of new technology and it has been using a brand
25:29new AI model known as CAT GPT to make the show this series.
25:34I'm just going to do a light job.
25:37Go on, Yas.
25:38I'm just going to do a light job.
25:40Just a light job.
25:41Nothing too strenuous.
25:43If I sit down, I'm actually...
25:47My eyes are just closing.
25:49I'm shutting down.
25:50AI shut down.
25:51The robot is shutting down.
25:53Yeah, actually.
25:54She needs like oil or something.
25:56I don't get dizzy.
25:57System update, guys.
26:00Are you listening?
26:01Yas GPT has got a system update.
26:04Oh, apologies.
26:06The Yas GPT is updating.
26:09The whole show is stuck in a loop.
26:11Got a system update.
26:13I'm actually still going.
26:14Need a wee.
26:15Why do you keep doing it until I get bored?
26:20Oh, no.
26:21This is stuck now.
26:22Hang on.
26:23Let me press this button and move on to another clip.
26:25With the final approach in, the Islanders are supposed to be focused on each other, so why do they all seem so distracted?
26:40What the fuck?
26:41What the fuck?
26:42What is going on?
26:43What the fuck was that?
26:45Sometimes I just sit down and watch Blue, you know?
26:46Fascinating creature.
26:47Very creature.
26:48Does he know this is a love hand?
26:49Ninja Warrior?
26:50No.
26:51Do you know this is a love hand?
26:52Ninja Warrior?
26:53No.
26:54No.
26:55No.
26:56No.
26:57No.
26:58No.
26:59No.
27:00No.
27:01No.
27:02No.
27:03No.
27:04No.
27:05No.
27:06No.
27:07No.
27:08No.
27:09No.
27:10No.
27:11No.
27:12No.
27:13No.
27:14No.
27:15No.
27:16No.
27:17No.
27:18No.
27:19No.
27:20No.
27:21No.
27:22Fuck.
27:23Fucking hell.
27:24Would your toddler learn to walk?
27:27What does it do?
27:28Wait.
27:29Do it again, Blue.
27:30Do it again, Blue.
27:31Oh, my God.
27:32What on earth?
27:33No.
27:34No.
27:35No.
27:36No.
27:37No.
27:38No.
27:39No.
27:40No.
27:41No.
27:42No.
27:43No.
27:44No.
27:45What on earth is happening?
27:46You can't try and do that if you can't do it.
27:49Why is he still trying it though?
27:53Why does he go away?
27:55Why is he still going?
27:56Again, again, again.
27:58Again, again, again.
27:59Again, again.
28:00Oh.
28:01Oh.
28:06This is such an ick.
28:09One more time.
28:10I've got it.
28:14No, you didn't.
28:16Last one!
28:32If somebody told me last week I'd be coupled up with Blue today,
28:36I would not fucking believe you.
28:38After missing most of the series, Blue was determined to make his mark,
28:41and that mark was his face squashed in our lawn.
28:50Right, how's the Yaz GPT update getting along?
29:02Nope, still updating. Okay then, on with another clip.
29:05And we've discovered we can make a good sound with our pinky finger on the water.
29:11And it's like...
29:13It's...
29:17Islanders get scared by something!
29:21Get it off me!
29:25What's he pissed off about?
29:31I don't think he's pissed off.
29:32Oh, because of the D?
29:33Oh my!
29:34I thought that was you hitting my head!
29:37Oh my God, the noise that I bring that girl!
29:39Oh, what's that?
29:40Nah.
29:41Nah.
29:42What the fuck is that?
29:47Oh!
29:48Fucking hell!
29:49You think he's hitting her?
29:52Shakira, pretend to be the little one, I'll be the big one.
29:55What are you saying?
29:56You good?
29:57Oh my God!
29:58You've got such a nice BBL!
30:00Yeah, I know, man's got...
30:01Man's kind of meaty with it still.
30:03Man's trying to see your thing.
30:04What are you saying?
30:06Stop taking pictures of the bugs!
30:08Come hang out with us!
30:11The bug kind of looks better right now.
30:14Now I'm playing...
30:15We players.
30:17Careful, Cash, it looks like you're bugging Tony.
30:27Once again, we ask the question, do our Islanders have any hidden talents?
30:31And judging by what we saw, the talent show the answer was no.
30:35No, not at all.
30:44Hang on.
30:45Wait, we need to...
30:53I put the love in glove.
30:56Oh my God.
30:57Go on, Yaz.
30:58Honestly, this could be the best I've looked since I've been in it.
31:16Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
31:19Yeah!
31:22Normally, when you perform into toddlers, they're usually a better crowd.
31:26Who's ready to party?
31:29I just wanted to bring a little bit of Vegas to the villa.
31:33Oh God, God.
31:34No, actually.
31:41Get ready for the Love Island 2025 magic show.
31:45We're gonna make ourselves disappear.
31:46We're gonna make ourselves disappear.
31:48Abracadabra!
31:50Ty and Angel weren't the only disappearing act of the night when a shock text...
31:55saw Helena and Blue dump from the villa.
31:59I'm fucking leaving.
32:01Back to the day job for Blue and air-steered as Helena, quite literally.
32:05Oh, hell.
32:06Hells, you're gonna be fucking flying on the outside, I promise you.
32:09You're gonna be flying.
32:13And as the dust of the night settled, there were still a few regrets.
32:16I can't believe he didn't get the unicycle out.
32:20That is gutting.
32:23Unseen bits will do me justice.
32:26A unicycle?
32:27What's that about?
32:29Let's see what we can find.
32:33It's not with the good boys right now.
32:40Am I just not...
32:41What am I doing?
32:43Am I not committing a lot?
32:44So my weight...
32:47needs to be...
32:49a bit further forward, essentially.
32:52Not that far forward.
32:54If you want to become one with the unicycle, you just...
32:59bounce.
33:01Bounce around on it.
33:03And then it gives you all the confidence you need to...
33:09OK, that explains a lot.
33:11Riding solo isn't your thing, is it, Harry?
33:13Juggling a lot of things at once is much more your style.
33:19Bad news, YazGPT is glitching so much it's gonna get a stitch.
33:23Can someone call IT?
33:32Has anyone tried switching her off and on again?
33:33Here goes nothing.
33:34That's got it.
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34:29Good luck.
34:43Welcome back to the final part of Love Island Unseen Bits.
34:47The end is nigh and we are racing to bring you all the best unseen bits from the last week in the villa.
34:54Although we should probably slow down as those drones are expensive.
34:58So let's squeeze out one last fart.
35:01Did you just fart?
35:02Yup.
35:03Oh my God.
35:06One last boogie.
35:08One last burp.
35:10Oh my God.
35:12And take a deep breath as we wait for the next drama to blow up.
35:17In your own time Tony, no rush.
35:23We know you're gonna like it.
35:25Colin's like, no like, I'm telling you like, like.
35:28I just think like me and you like have good crack like.
35:30What's the crack like?
35:31Do you know what I mean like?
35:32I'm gonna hand it to the girls.
35:33We've cut them off from social media but they still find a way to get their fix.
35:42I'm your meemaw and I think you're gonna be a baby boy.
35:48I'm your weak cousin and I think you're a boy.
35:53I'm your glamaw and I'm team girl.
35:56I'm your auntie and I think you're a baby girl.
36:02Mama where are you?
36:04Mama come here.
36:06And I'm your mom and I think you're a boy.
36:10But be careful what you wish for girls as dreams have a way of coming true in this villa.
36:22Oh my God.
36:24We've got babies!
36:30Don't get too excited as any parent will tell you the novelty soon wears off.
36:40Come on Zee, come on Zee.
36:42Come on, come on, yeah!
36:44Yeah!
36:52You gave your baby eyebrows?
36:54No, they've just grown out in the last half hour.
36:57She just looks permanently surprised.
36:59Look, we ossified her.
37:01Casey.
37:02She's glowing.
37:04Protect your face.
37:06You can be getting wrinkles.
37:09Why have you got no eyelashes?
37:11Yeah, I'm gonna get him against the boy sip.
37:16Come on, give the babies a speech.
37:18You guys were conceived in the Love Island villa.
37:21We love you guys.
37:22I feel like both of our kids have shrimp ass posture.
37:28Are we gonna correct it?
37:29She takes after her mum, he takes after his fucking auntie.
37:33Can you set your baby up?
37:35Try and get the shoulders back and down.
37:37My baby has better posture than yours.
37:39Yeah, I know, that actually really bothers me, I'm not gonna lie.
37:41You've got to put the shoulders back and down, honeys.
37:47Motherhood's not going well.
37:49It's the screaming, it's the crying, it's everything.
37:53Honestly, it's just, yeah, this is my moment of peace.
37:56I'll just...
37:57That's the spirit, Yaz, and your mindfulness is inspiring everyone.
38:06All right, baby yoga.
38:09And hold.
38:11OK.
38:15Nice.
38:17Back to neutral.
38:18Nice.
38:19Back to neutral.
38:20Good from us.
38:21Look at the fuck.
38:22Pulse at calves.
38:23Oh, this is adorable though.
38:24Did it make you broody?
38:25No.
38:26Oh, right.
38:27Buddha famously said, peace comes from within, which makes me think Buddha never had to change
38:30anything.
38:31Oh, this is adorable though.
38:32Did it make you broody?
38:33No.
38:34Oh, right.
38:35Buddha famously said, peace comes from within, which makes me think Buddha never had to change
38:44a dirty nappy.
38:45The baby's left our islanders with a gift that money can't buy.
38:49Two days later, I'm not going to go back.
38:51I'm not going to go back.
38:52I'm not going to go back.
38:55The baby's left our islanders with a gift that money can't buy.
39:00The baby's left our islanders with a gift that money can't buy.
39:04Tinnitus.
39:05So we sent the boys out to find a better gift for date night.
39:08Something that would win the girls' hearts
39:09and finally get the boys off the market.
39:17Yeah, I don't know how to get this off.
39:19Should be well pleased with it.
39:21Hold on, how much was that?
39:23It's a short trade.
39:26Unfortunately, not all the boys understood the concept of buying gifts.
39:29See anything for Ainge here tonight?
39:31Nothing's catching my eye.
39:33I see a pair of shies for me, though.
39:36Tell me about you.
39:3720 minutes of panic buying later
39:41and it was time to leave before they lost their cash.
39:44Well, Tony would have been furious if he wasn't back before date night.
39:50And they were ready to give the girls an evening they'd never forget.
39:54Come on, boys.
39:55This is what we're here for.
39:56I'm going to say to her,
39:57you've been a little bit heated the last few days.
40:00I just got you a fan just to cool yourself down.
40:02Yeah, that's a joke.
40:04Whose pot's there?
40:05Whose pot is this?
40:06It's yours, bro.
40:07It's on number nine.
40:08Whose pot is this?
40:09You've got it on nine.
40:19It's on your back.
40:21It's on your back still.
40:22It's on your back.
40:23Hold on, hold on a minute.
40:29Serving up.
40:30Nice work.
40:32Well done, boys.
40:33Great food.
40:34Although it's probably stone cold by the time the girls came out.
40:38Great gifts.
40:39Oh, my God.
40:40This is the best day ever.
40:42And great atmosphere.
40:44Bless us.
40:44Bless us.
40:45It's not even a joke to be honest,
40:46but let's just sit and try it.
40:48Bless us.
40:49It's the final
41:04of the series.
41:11And I asked them to do
41:12Islander impressions.
41:15Here are a few of my favourite Harryisms.
41:17You're better than that.
41:18You're, like, doing this smile.
41:19And they go,
41:19that doesn't start.
41:21And, like...
41:22This is my impression of Meg.
41:24D!
41:25Your pizza's ready!
41:27I'm really bad at accents.
41:28I don't...
41:29How do you say it?
41:30I don't care.
41:31How do you do an American accent?
41:33I...
41:34don't...
41:36care!
41:37I can't see it.
41:38I can't do anything without swearing.
41:39Shut up, blue, you fucking bozo.
41:42Hi, my name's Cash.
41:43I'm from East London.
41:45And this is what I do for a living.
41:46I'm from East London.
41:47I don't know.
41:49I'm from East London.
41:49I don't know.
41:51But he kisses his teeth all the time.
41:52He's like...
41:53Yasmin just goes,
41:54Yeah.
41:56Yeah, I'm just...
41:57I can't be arsed.
42:00Yeah.
42:00I have the best posture in the entire UK.
42:06It's YazGPT, honestly, literally, I'm AI generated.
42:10D just goes, like, a big...
42:13Ty, have you seen my lip balm?
42:17I'm Ty, I'm from Barnsley.
42:20This is my impression of Connor.
42:22What's the crack like? Like, what's the story like?
42:24What's the crack like?
42:25Is it like?
42:26Yeah, like...
42:27Shekira always goes like this.
42:28In the first place...
42:31Oh, I can't do her accent.
42:33Oldie and Laurie.
42:36Like, why does she sound like that?
42:38Favourite thing Meghan's ever said, so Irish.
42:41What the fucking do, Tommy?
42:43What the fucking do?
42:47What a lad, what a woman.
42:50That's me signing out for...
42:52For 2025.
42:56Oh, I'm feeling so emotional.
42:58I can't believe the final's only two days away, and to celebrate your nostalgic look back
43:07at the last eight weeks of Unseen Bits that you've already seen, it's Love Island Fun Seen Bits.
43:14Calm before the cock.
43:15Oh, we're so bad.
43:21Do you know the saying, blessing in disguise?
43:23Yeah.
43:24It's actually blessing in disguise.
43:26I've never understood a portrait.
43:28Like, what is that?
43:28Like a man can't pray for someone's sake, and then I had Helen at him.
43:32What?
43:33Excuse me.
43:35Cut some shapes in there.
43:37Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
43:41Oh, mate.
43:42Hey, I've been dead, you know.
43:43Woo!
43:44Go on, Gail.
43:45Just like that.
43:46Woo!
43:47Do it, do it, do it, do it, just like that.
43:50Just like that.
43:51Just like that.
43:52Like that, and then down there, like that.
43:54Nah, nah, that looks clumsy.
43:57Good girl.
43:58Good you, celebrity.
43:58Yes!
44:00If you really want to do it like a bad man, you just fold your arms one time.
44:04That's no good.
44:05That's no good, that's no good.
44:07Oh, OK, that's not great.
44:08One's booty does not take away from your own.
44:11Booty?
44:12Boo!
44:13Boo!
44:14Chicken and a chemical.
44:15That's not...
44:16I'm going to wet myself, I'm really sorry.
44:19I need to sit my head in the freezer.
44:20Shakira!
44:22Shakira!
44:30I'm obviously...
44:32Oh!
44:34Is that red wine?
44:37You're not.
44:38Oh, mate, come on, man.
44:40That's a good day in the office.
44:41That's an avagoda, isn't it?
44:43And that's a lime.
44:44That's a mango.
44:44This thing?
44:45No, that's a lemon.
44:46Where am I nugget?
44:47I trim in the bin.
44:48Right, I'm going to get on.
44:50I'm going to get on.
44:51I'm going to get on.
44:52I'm going to get on.
44:53I'm going to get on.
44:54I'm going to get on.
44:55I'm going to get on.
44:56Hey, slip a nipple, let me know, will you?
44:58Sorry.
44:59I'm going to get on.
45:04Do you think they're putting this on the show?
45:08No, no, no, no.
45:09Maybe Unseen.
45:10Tough.
45:11Yeah, but nobody wants to do that.
45:13Let me know when the time is up.
45:16That's it for this series of Unseen Bits.
45:18Anything to add, girls?
45:20I think when you watch Unseen Bits you see all of us for how we actually are.
45:24Yeah.
45:25See, it's weird because I never watch Unseen Bits at home.
45:29Well, Meg, you'll be home in a couple of days and you can watch all the Unseen Bits then on ITVX.
45:34See you all next series.
45:37Contracts permitting.
45:38Bye!
46:04Bye!
46:05Bye!
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