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Love Island UK S12 E55
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00:30Thank you so much for my peace treaty. Peace treaty, my arse. When are we ever going to get a break from this? Commitments were made. I do want to be exclusive with you. Ecstatic. And the talent shone through.
00:47Oh, she's on one leg.
00:51Abra-cadabra! Check under your seat.
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01:09Not just pretty faces us.
01:21We're back with more from the Love Island talent show and I think we can all agree the standard of the act so far has really set the bar.
01:38At a height where you'd have to limbo dance to get under it.
01:41Shoulders back and down. Strength from the head.
01:43Like Blue do it, you might be 6'3".
01:45Next up, Connor and Megan are going to perform Start of Something New and trust me, once these two begin singing, you'll be praying for the end of something new.
01:58Living in my own world
02:01What?
02:03Didn't understand
02:07That anything could happen
02:10Go on, Connor.
02:11When you take a chance
02:13When you take a chance
02:16I never believed in
02:20What I couldn't see
02:25I never opened my heart
02:28To all the possibilities
02:32Go on, Duncan!
02:34And now looking in your eyes
02:37I feel in my heart
02:38I feel in my heart
02:42The start of something new
02:45Oh!
02:47Oh!
02:48Oh!
02:49Unless it knew that it could happen
02:51Till it happened to me
02:54Ooh, yeah, yeah
02:58I didn't know it before
03:00But now it's easier to see
03:02Oh!
03:03Woo!
03:04Woo!
03:05Woo!
03:06Woo!
03:07Woo!
03:08It's the start of something new
03:12It feels so right
03:14To be here with you
03:16Oh!
03:18And now looking in your eyes
03:22I feel in my heart
03:26The start of something new
03:28The start of something new
03:30The start of something new
03:35Woo!
03:38That was my childhood dream
03:39Was it?
03:40Yeah, same
03:41Same
03:45Jamie's next and his hidden skill
03:47Is reading out loud in a tuxedo
03:50And people say these islanders have no talent
03:53Oh, there he is!
03:55Woo!
03:57Good evening everyone
03:59Hope you're having a wonderful night
04:01As we approach the twilight of our journeys in the villa
04:04We've had moments of laughter
04:06Late night chats under the stars
04:08And butterflies from connections formed unexpectedly
04:13But in the nature of Love Island
04:15The seas have gotten choppy along the way
04:17We've had people getting bent out of shape
04:19Truths revealed at the fire pit
04:20Confessions cried behind sunglasses
04:23And moments that have made us question everything
04:27But this is okay
04:29You know why?
04:31Because growth is never found within the comfort zones
04:34It's found amidst chaos
04:36And when you dig deep enough
04:38To find the courage within you
04:40To be vulnerable with your person
04:42To make space for something new
04:44That is not failure
04:46That is growth
04:47Use the lessons that you've learnt
04:50And use them in your continuous development
04:53Love Island 2025
04:55We have loved every single minute
04:57And I wouldn't change any of it for the world
05:00So here's some new beginnings and connections that last forever
05:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:23That was talent
05:25Yeah, so you know your wedding speech when we talk dogs
05:27with hot dogs Harry's doing a clown act I loaned him my work trousers for it he
05:33can keep them they were getting a bit tight round my waist
05:37good evening all and welcome to the Love Island 2025 circus right so this evening I will be juggling women
06:07this is where it might get interesting folks great
06:19there with me still great I'm better than that I'm leaving the great I'm probably
06:49the best juggler that Love Island's ever seen I'm going to show you what I can do with my balls
06:54I love that
07:17next up it's Princess Shakira good evening ladies and gentlemen welcome to Princess
07:32Shakira's sing-along Shakira normally performs her princess act to an audience of screaming infantile
07:39toddlers so she'll feel right at home here we're gonna start with a vocal warm-up so everyone repeat
07:46after me I can show you the world shining shimmering splendor tell me princess now when did you last let your heart decide
08:13with the arms I can open your eyes take you wonder by wonder over sideways and under on a magic right come on you got a belt this bit
08:32a whole new
08:39a whole new world
08:41a new fantastic one of you
08:42no one to tell us
08:44nowhere to go
08:46or say we're only dreaming
08:50normally when you're performing to toddlers they're usually a better crowd so to have a bunch of idiots around the fire pit
08:57yeah that was tough that was tough
09:00that's where we'll be
09:03that's where we'll be
09:05a thrilling chase
09:07a wondrous parade
09:09for you
09:11for you and me
09:16yeah
09:18yeah
09:20yeah
09:23yeah
09:24yeah
09:28yeah
09:29yeah
09:30and apparently she's ready to party.
09:35Who's ready to party?
09:37Viva Las Vegas!
09:39Viva Las Vegas!
09:43Viva Las Vegas!
09:46Viva Las Vegas!
09:49Ay-ay-ay!
09:53Viva Las Vegas!
09:55Viva Las Vegas!
09:58You know, Dee, the only thing that brings people together more than exercise is a party.
10:03Yeah, sound right.
10:05Let's get into it, y'all.
10:06Let's go.
10:08Party Rock is in the house tonight.
10:11Oh, wow.
10:11Everybody just have a good time.
10:14I've got a bad time for you.
10:18You just want to see it.
10:23Harry, are you here for a good time or a long time?
10:27Oh.
10:29Oh.
10:31This ain't the only way I can serve you, honey.
10:35Oh.
10:36Congratulations on being exclusive.
10:44Cheers to unfinished business.
10:46Meg, you need a double shot for all the dates Dee has been on.
10:52I can't over serve you.
10:56Maybe you'll take my man to the hideaway.
11:00And Blue, you don't need any drinks to cause a scene.
11:03Oh.
11:04Another shot for us.
11:05Another round.
11:05Please fill up, walk up.
11:07Don't mess around.
11:07Me just want to see.
11:08You're shaking her.
11:09Now you're home with me.
11:10Cheers to all of us for an amazing season like no other.
11:14Love you guys.
11:27Cheers.
11:28Cheers.
11:29Cheers.
11:30Come on, Charlie.
11:31Come on.
11:32Come on.
11:33Yes.
11:34Yes.
11:35Yes.
11:36Yes.
11:37Love you guys.
11:38Love you guys.
11:39Love you guys.
11:40Love you guys.
11:41Love you guys.
11:43Love you guys.
11:48I'm a show for the lady.
11:51Oh.
11:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:57Tick in your heart.
11:58Good, good, good.
11:59I'm the show for the lady.
12:00Oh, no, my God.
12:01Oh, no, my God.
12:02Good, good.
12:03That's what I'm gonna do.
12:05I thought we'd just go across like this.
12:07Simple, one eight, it's one eight.
12:08Go on, Hayes. I'm going for...
12:09Jamie. Angel and Ty.
12:11Cash? Angel and Ty.
12:13Helena. Helena.
12:14Helena. Jamie. Helena.
12:17Cash. Jamie.
12:19Helena.
12:20Helena.
12:22Helena.
12:27Thanks, guys. I mean, it was inspired by you lot, anyway.
12:32I was just slagging you all off.
12:33You guys made it easy.
12:36I love it, Howard.
12:38Thanks.
12:39Actually, the way we got the text, everyone was like, oh.
12:41Yeah, literally.
12:50Islanders, the public have been voting for their favourite couple.
12:56The couple with the fewest votes and therefore dumped from the island is...
13:01You got another thing coming.
13:07Jesus.
13:08You got another thing coming!
13:17The Islanders are about to find out which couple your votes are sending home.
13:47Helena and Blue.
13:59I'm fucking leaving.
14:12I love you so much.
14:19Baby Blue.
14:22See you soon, love you guys.
14:25I can't see myself, alright?
14:29He's done me.
14:30What?
14:31He's done me.
14:32He's done me.
14:33He's done me.
14:34He's done me.
14:35He's done me.
14:36He's done me.
14:37He's done me.
14:38He's done me.
14:39He's done me.
14:40He's done me.
14:41He's done me bad.
14:42He's done me.
14:43He's done me bad.
14:44He's done me.
14:45I love you so much.
14:47See you soon, honey.
14:48I love you too.
14:49I love you too.
14:50Oh, Belle.
14:51Come on, big dog.
14:55I've been here, I've done it, you guys have been absolutely amazing.
15:03Oh, my A's will come.
15:23No good airlines.
15:25That was unreal.
15:26I'm finished on that.
15:28Oh, boys, I lasted more than last time.
15:31Yes, sir.
15:37Girls, the last seven weeks have been absolutely incredible.
15:40And although it didn't work out for me in the end, I have grown into a person that I never knew I could become.
15:47And that's because of all you guys.
15:49I'm so proud of you.
15:50I'm so proud.
15:51Boys, I can't wait to see you guys on the outside.
16:05Real soon, mate.
16:06Real soon.
16:07Real soon.
16:08Real soon.
16:09Real soon.
16:10Real soon.
16:16Hey, here she is.
16:20I've been on a real journey in here and I have each and every one of you to thank for the whole process of it.
16:27I feel like I haven't come here for what I wanted.
16:30I'm leaving a better person.
16:32And that's because of a real lot.
16:34What better way to leave than him like this, huh?
16:37And you've just roasted me.
16:43Be good to Shakira.
16:44I am.
16:45Tryin'.
16:47I see the stars.
16:48I see the stars.
16:49I see the stars.
16:50It's the End of the light.
16:54I feel like that's where the journey, anyway.
16:58We're off to no good airlines.
17:00See ya guys.
17:02Love you guys.
17:03Love you all.
17:04Bye!
17:07hoping we're going to our past year
17:11I thought that the last week was probably going to go very differently for me but you know,
17:16know what's around the corner i feel like i've got my head held high at the moment and i don't
17:20want that man anymore i see a different side to harry with shakira than i ever saw when
17:24then when he was with me i just hope that he actually does good for her um and actually does
17:30change for her grateful to i've had the opportunity to come back and try my luck but unfortunately
17:36nothing really went to plan i can't believe how this is gone i'm glad i got you back home again
17:51i know it would be like nice to see i was gone yeah you've had a rough day but look how it's
17:55turned around like you and con that blips gone now that was just a blip i wouldn't even bring it up
18:01again megs i think he's forgot about it and and in the day you're focused on your relationship
18:06with you and him i think he knows like i'm here like for him and i mean like we are getting on
18:15like really fucking well yeah so i'm like that's all i can ask for really shak how are you feeling
18:21now obviously like helena not being in here you know what as horrible as it sounds like she's just
18:29left the door but it's like a weight's been lifted off my shoulders i know how it felt
18:36yeah when it was me in her position and like i feel like i definitely hold back when i'm around
18:45her or like just a more mindful and like constantly thinking oh wait maybe i shouldn't do that yeah
18:51so i think it'll be nice just to enjoy the next few days without any external pressures and holding
18:59back yeah and thinking oh god she's in the bed next to us like oh helena's watching like yeah do
19:05you know what i mean obviously should to see her go to there
19:15helena and blue are gone but let's focus on the positives harry's brilliant performance no surprise
19:21harry was very method about playing the role of clown i mean he's been in character for seven weeks
19:36what's worse harry's juggling or his outfit evening
19:40good evening yeah it might be my best fit that one
19:57it's weird having an empty bed in here i know i'm gonna miss them both though
20:02good night
20:14good night
20:16good night
20:26good night
20:32It's morning and Helen and Blue are gone
20:37Blue's mum invited me for lunch with them both
20:40I said, yeah, just give us a ring
20:42She said, no worries, what size you after
20:44Small, medium or hung like a donkey
20:47Not seeing Helena smiling across the room is a weird feeling
20:51Yeah, not having my bestie in my drawers this morning
20:55Waiting for me to get ready
21:02God, it's so weird about house here
21:09I know
21:10All of you lot though, amazing
21:12Same with you
21:14You really, really did
21:17I'll teach you a spinning plate, you might need it one time
21:20Do you want to enjoy some fruit together?
21:27Mm-hmm
21:28Call me when you need somebody too
21:31Call me when you need somebody too
21:39Oh my God
21:51Oh my God
21:54Baby, my heart is full of love and desire
21:59Guys, run in the bedroom and we're on concrete
22:02Wait, what?
22:03Come on, seriously, I'm not joking
22:05We've got babies
22:06Oh my God
22:10My heart is full of love and desire
22:14What the fuck?
22:15Aww
22:16Now come on down and do what you're gonna do
22:19Carl, I hope you like it, because I fucking don't
22:24Yeah
22:25We got a baby
22:27We got a baby
22:29Oh, this is actually really cute
22:33Yeah
22:34Why the fuck do you get me pregnant?
22:40The islanders need to feed the dolls and change their nappies
22:48Blue's mum's sex shop actually sells adult lifelike dolls
22:51Although you are practising a whole different skill set
22:54It's a boy
22:56My boy
22:58Mum and dad
23:00We love it
23:02Say hi to mum you
23:05Hi baby
23:06Kashi looks just like you
23:10I thought so
23:11Babies out of wedlock don't get his last name
23:15But she loves to cry just like both of her parents
23:18Oh, that's no good
23:21Does he suit me?
23:22No, it actually does
23:23Yeah, he does behave like a rugby ball
23:25But, um, no, he'll grow into his head
23:27Um
23:28Aww
23:31I don't think we're having a baby this soon
23:33We haven't even done any baby making yet
23:36HE LAUGHS
23:38Is all the boys?
23:39No, it's a girl
23:40It's a girl
23:41What?
23:42It's obviously a girl
23:44Oh, I didn't even know it was green
23:46Parenthood suits us
23:48I've been waiting for this moment all my life
23:50Your mum's going to be buzzing
23:51My mum's going to be so mad
23:52My mum's not
23:53No, you won't
23:54This is my worst nightmare
23:56I didn't want this life
23:58I didn't choose this life
24:00Oh, my goodness
24:02I'm actually smart
24:03You're going to have to take him outside
24:09Come on, bubby
24:11Oh, God
24:13Look at us
24:16Jimmy boy
24:17He's not Carl Jim
24:18He's not
24:19Jimmy boy
24:20Hello, Jim
24:21He's not
24:22Oh, God
24:23No, look at yours
24:24No
24:25Walk on
24:26Our baby's sick
24:27Say hello
24:28What's your baby's name?
24:30I want to make my baby Zion
24:32That's a sick name
24:33I want to call a dash like the Incredibles
24:35Please
24:36No, no, no
24:37Not Dash
24:38Why not?
24:39This is my baby Zion
24:40He actually looks like a Zion
24:41Yeah, this is my baby Zion
24:44Alright, is it just your baby at this point?
24:46This is our baby Zion
24:49You're OK?
24:50I'm scared
24:51What's it doing? Crying
24:52You're OK
24:53What's it doing?
24:54He's crying
24:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no
24:58It's OK, baby
25:00I want it gone
25:02Guys
25:08Is your baby non-stop crying?
25:11Yes
25:12Yeah
25:13Yeah
25:14He hasn't done with this already
25:16What did I do to deserve this?
25:19I don't want this life
25:21I didn't choose this life
25:22It's OK
25:23I didn't choose this life
25:24Are you all right?
25:25Please make it stop
25:26Get the bottle, please
25:28I'm hungry
25:30I'm hungry
25:32Wait, can you test that on your hand, please?
25:37Good
25:38Good
25:43She's got a pair of lungs on her head
25:45Right, come on
25:46Let's get you away from Cash and Tony's baby
25:48No, no
25:49We need to pick names
25:52Yeah, that's it, baby
25:53You've got to
25:54I'll put my feet up for a bit
25:57It's been a rough morning
26:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
26:02No
26:03Go on, what were you naming it?
26:04Luna
26:05Luna? I don't like...
26:06Oh, my God
26:07Come on
26:08Alright, Luna, we'll call her Luna
26:09What about Jasmine?
26:12Like, Princess Jasmine
26:14We could call her Jasmine
26:17Yeah, look, he's quiet now
26:20She's going to go on a little walk
26:21Yeah
26:22A civilised walk
26:24Mm-hmm
26:25And then I'm going to call it a day
26:27Oh
26:29Oh
26:30I want peace and quiet
26:33I don't want this life
26:34LJ, I guess it's just me and you, buddy
26:37We might need to get you back in your trousers
26:40Oh, baby
26:41You're okay?
26:42You're okay?
26:43You're okay?
26:44There we go
26:45Happy little baby
26:46Did you have a nice lunch?
26:50I think these past few days here has been, like, my favourite out of all this experience so far
27:05Me too
27:07Me too
27:08It's been unreal
27:09I feel like, on the outside, I've always had to, like, not necessarily force things to work, but
27:15Yeah
27:16I don't feel like things have, like, fell into plan as much as this have
27:18No, I know
27:20I mean, like, it just feels really natural
27:21It's just so natural
27:22I feel like I've had that instant spark with you, which is nice
27:25Yeah
27:26I really do enjoy spending time with you
27:27I really enjoy spending time with you
27:29Yeah
27:30And I do genuinely see, like, a future with you
27:33Oh, a future with you
27:35I've actually never got along with anyone this well
27:37Oh, neither
27:39You are
27:40I feel like, on the outside, I'm just going to want to be with you
27:42It's going to be tough the first few days, but
27:44I'll come see you as soon as I can
27:46Yeah
27:47And we'll just see where we go from there, really, but
27:49Obviously
27:50I do want to make this work
27:52Yes, I do right
27:53And I will make it work
27:54I feel like we've got a baby now
27:55We do
27:56We've got to make it work
27:57It's only right
27:58It's only right we make it exclusive
28:03That's a question
28:04Oh, really?
28:06Oh, yeah
28:08I loved it
28:10Girl only knows what I'd be without you
28:15Keep it PG in front of the kid
28:17Oh, yeah
28:19You're exclusive
28:21Yeah
28:32Fascinating how a person can bond with something that looks human
28:35But it's actually just an empty vessel with no soul
28:38Does explain why city trainers can still get married
28:42Even though he's not real and stuff, does this make you feel a bit like...
28:45What's the word? Broody?
28:46No, it gets me excited
28:48Is it?
28:49Yeah
28:50I love kids
28:51Mmm
28:52You know all of the right techniques and stuff, like the positions you hold him in
28:56And this one's a good one, like on his front when he's got wind
28:59And he started, like, patting
29:00Yeah
29:01Wait, so...
29:02To get there burping
29:03So if I need him to get burping
29:04Yeah
29:05Get him like this
29:06Yeah
29:07Like sitting forward a bit
29:09Yes
29:10Yeah
29:11Yeah, but hold your hands here on his cheeks
29:12Yeah
29:13You won't hurt him
29:14Yeah
29:15That's it
29:16Now rub his back and then pat it
29:17And then he'll burp
29:18He'll get his wind up
29:19There you go
29:20There you go
29:21Yeah
29:22There we go
29:23He was congested all this time
29:24I told you he's a bit constipated
29:26Yeah, don't worry
29:27See, daddy's got you, my boy
29:29Daddy's got you, my boys
29:31He actually got it out
29:32Hold on, babe
29:34See, I knew you'd be a good mum
29:35Hold on
29:36We are a good mum
29:37Right, let's follow her natural shape
29:41Okay, that's looking a bit better
29:43Yeah, I think they look nicer than mine already
29:45Yeah
29:46We don't... she don't want some sluggers
29:49She's just a baby
29:50Oh, it's all right
29:52Wow, it's hockey
29:53It's all right
29:54We look so good together, babe
29:55Being parents
29:56We really do
29:58It's making me so broody
30:00Shall we put our brooch on her?
30:03Yeah
30:04Have you not thrown that away?
30:05No
30:06That's so much better
30:07Does this make you want to have a baby with me?
30:09Because that's exactly what I feel like right now
30:12Do you remember when I said I weren't sure if you were husband material?
30:16I think you said that will not be the father of my child
30:19Right
30:20You're convincing me
30:21Do you want me to take the hood down?
30:22No, no, let's put it on the hood
30:24Look at her, we raised a body
30:27Yasmin's about to say something to Jamie that doesn't bode well for their future relationship
30:33You look good as a single dad
30:35It's kind of hard to be honest
30:36Oh really?
30:37Yeah
30:38I like it
30:39How do you feel about them?
30:40I'm surrounded by children in my family
30:42Yeah
30:43So I definitely like know how to be around kids sort of thing
30:48Yeah
30:49As for my own, I'm definitely someone who like probably would like kids somewhere down the line
30:54Yeah
30:55I'm not very maternal over the Chucky dolls but I've like met my friends' babies before and like I'm fine with them but as long as I can give it back to the parent at the end of the day then we are all good
31:08Yeah I feel like it's very apparent that you don't want kids
31:11Not at any age
31:12Yeah
31:13I've never had the desire to have
31:15Yeah
31:16To have a family
31:17It's not been a goal of yours?
31:18No
31:19Okay
31:20Obviously you know I have a cat, that is my whole entire world, meow meow
31:23Meow meow
31:24So like for me like that is my child
31:26Yeah, yeah
31:27Like I don't need a physical child
31:29Would you say like one of your main goals in life is to have a family?
31:32For me it's not a complete deal breaker but I feel like it is definitely up there
31:38I know a lot of people say like oh it's just because you're young like you'll change your mind when you'll get older sort of thing
31:43But I genuinely don't think I will
31:46Yeah
31:47The boys have been told if they're going to feed the babies without the mums around they're going to need to pump
31:53I think they've misunderstood
31:55Alright first we're going to start with just like a warm up, say Gabbo fans
32:00It's going to go up down, synchronisation right and left
32:03He's getting ready for a festival
32:05Jesus
32:13Oh that looks well
32:14Look, look, look, look, look, look
32:16Look, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
32:23Ready for it
32:26Ready
32:27There we go, that's what we wanted
32:30Good boy love
32:32Jamie just burped and pretended it was the child
32:34I respect that
32:39Our baby wants to say something
32:42What?
32:43What the fuck?
32:45We're exclusive
32:47Yay!
32:49Yay!
32:50Tony!
32:51Woo!
32:52Woo!
32:53Woo!
32:54You were lucky!
32:55Well done!
32:56Congratulations!
32:58Congratulations, man
33:00Congratulations, man
33:01Congratulations, babe
33:02Congratulations
33:03Congratulations
33:05Congrats
33:06We're good a baby
33:07Yay!
33:08Yay!
33:09Tony just can't relate to humans that are basically made of plastic, which isn't ideal
33:18for a woman who works in Las Vegas.
33:20If you were horrible at this, it would have not put me off or anything.
33:23I'm not horrible at it, but it's because it's not mine.
33:26It's a fucking plastic doll.
33:27Okay, that's no way to speak about our child.
33:31Oh.
33:32Stop.
33:33I got a text.
33:34Oh wait, there's a text.
33:37Islanders, tonight you will be tested on how well you really know your other half.
33:43Hashtag, knowing me, knowing you.
33:45Woo!
33:46I get to know you.
33:50You've got to get to know me.
33:52I already know you.
33:55I'm shit at this game.
33:57It's going to be interesting.
33:59When's your birthday?
34:00So today's show has featured a talent contest, a dumping, plastic babies and now a challenge.
34:06Gen Z, your short attention spans are absolutely destroying this production team.
34:10What's your pet name?
34:12Pet names?
34:13No, your dog's name.
34:14Oh, Dolly and Lulu.
34:16Mine's Peppa and Pepsi.
34:18Peppa and Pepsi.
34:19How old's Pepsi?
34:20Pepsi's not here anymore.
34:22What fucking hell?
34:23I've just said what your pet names are and you just told me Pepsi's one.
34:27I wouldn't have any pet.
34:32Who's like the biggest flirt?
34:34You.
34:35Yeah.
34:36What's my last name?
34:38Moore.
34:39Megan Moore.
34:40What's my middle name?
34:41I watched the middle name.
34:42Used to be a kids program.
34:44Beaker.
34:45Oh yeah, Megan Beaker Moore.
34:48Not Beaker.
34:49What's your favorite cuisine?
34:51Italian.
34:52Persian.
34:53What's yours?
34:54Italian, probably.
34:55Italian.
34:56Yeah.
34:57What are you, size six feet?
34:58US six or UK six?
35:00I don't think that'll come up anyway.
35:02What's your body count, H?
35:05I'd say like 24.
35:07We'll go with 200 then.
35:10I'm joking.
35:11I'm joking.
35:12I think like 70.
35:1470 what?
35:15Blood pressure.
35:16That's not going to come up, guys.
35:22I cannot wait to give him back.
35:25It's time for the babies to head back to the Mattel factory where a chosen few will grow
35:31up to be Barbies and the rest will be sold for scrap.
35:35Bye bye baby, baby good bye baby, bye bye.
35:43Bye, Elijah.
35:46I'm sorry for being a shitty mother, but I feel like you're haunted.
35:52Elijah, my man.
35:54I'm going to see you in another lifetime again.
35:56Aww.
35:57Take care.
35:58Bye, baby.
36:01That was fun while it lasted.
36:04Mwah.
36:05Mummy loves you.
36:07Bye, Zai-Zai.
36:08We love you.
36:09He's a good boy.
36:11I've seen a bit, sweetheart.
36:12I've seen it.
36:13Stay jazzy.
36:14It's time for Knowing Me, Knowing You, hosted by Yasmin and Jamie.
36:33Amy's unforgettable performance as Man Reading Out Loud in Tuxedo
36:37landed him the role of Man Reading Out Loud in a T-shirt.
36:42Hold on to those dreams, kids.
36:45Welcome to the 2025 Love Island Knowing Me Knowing You Challenge.
36:54Boys, we're going to start with you first.
36:56So let's see how well you really know the girls.
36:58First up, boys, what is your partner's favourite TV programme?
37:06I actually think I know this one.
37:08I think she might be a little fangirl, and I'm going to say Love Island.
37:12Yay!
37:15I'm going for Love Island.
37:16Yay!
37:20Paris Hilton and Nicole Riches, yo.
37:22Yay!
37:26Keeping up with the Kardashians.
37:28Oh!
37:29Gris.
37:33Bingo!
37:37White Lotus.
37:38But you watch bingo more than you watch the White Lotus.
37:40I do.
37:41Euphoria.
37:41Oh, my God, yeah, Euphoria.
37:43Yay!
37:46Next question.
37:47What's your partner's love language?
37:52He knows this.
37:55Is that how you spell that?
37:56I think Megan's love language is acts of service.
37:57Yeah.
37:58Yeah.
38:02Hi.
38:03What is Angel's love language?
38:05Physical touch.
38:06She can't keep her arms off now.
38:09Yay, you're right.
38:10Yay!
38:11Well done, guys.
38:12I'm going for quality time.
38:14I'm going for quality time.
38:15No.
38:16Acts of service.
38:17Oh!
38:18Oh!
38:21I do not know how to spell service.
38:23I think Megan's love language is acts of service.
38:27Ding, ding, ding.
38:28We have a winner.
38:29Woo!
38:30Shakira loves a natter, as do I, so I have gone with words of affirmation.
38:37Ding, ding.
38:38Woo!
38:39So I don't want me to be polite.
38:42I think it's quality time.
38:44Acts of service.
38:45Oh!
38:46Oh!
38:47It's like...
38:48Just like the black cat that Yaz is, I know she likes to be served,
38:53so acts of service it is.
38:56Acts of service.
38:57Yay!
39:00We definitely had that conversation, you didn't say acts of service.
39:03Definitely did.
39:04So that's not a top one acts of service.
39:06I'd rather spend quality time.
39:08It's hard to question if she's just been lying to me.
39:13How many children does your partner want?
39:17I think that Angel wants two children, a boy, than a girl.
39:22Yeah.
39:23Two.
39:24Meg wants two children, boy and girl as well.
39:27I put Zai, Zai plus one, not Zion.
39:29Oh!
39:30Two children.
39:31Well done, guys.
39:32Megan wants no kids.
39:34Especially after our challenge today.
39:36Yeah.
39:37Zero.
39:40I've spent all day trying to convince her that three would be better than two,
39:44but Shakira would like to.
39:46I've gone for two, three at a push.
39:49I've put none.
39:52For now.
39:53For now.
39:54Yay!
39:55Yay!
39:56Jamie, this should be an obvious one.
39:58Yeah.
39:59I'd be silly to say any more than zero.
40:01Zero.
40:02What is one thing your partner would change about you?
40:11He's writing an essay.
40:14I've got six things on it.
40:16I'm hoping I'm right.
40:19If not, I'm like a fool.
40:21I've put nothing.
40:23Go on, Angel.
40:24You live close to someone.
40:25That is so cute.
40:26There's nothing I'll change about my partner.
40:27I think she's imperfectly perfect.
40:28So, yeah, I hope that my girlfriend loves me for me and there's nothing she'll change
40:30about me too.
40:31Yay!
40:32Nothing.
40:33Yeah.
40:34I do too.
40:35My flirtiness.
40:36I said music table.
40:37Fuck.
40:38My behaviour.
40:39At one point she said I should get a behavioural transplant.
40:42I'd like to believe it's nothing.
40:43Nothing!
40:44Yeah!
40:45I do too.
40:46My flirtiness.
40:47I said music table.
40:49Fuck.
40:50My behaviour.
40:51At one point she said I should get a behavioural transplant.
40:55I'd like to believe it's nothing.
41:00Nothing!
41:01Woo!
41:02My mia, my mia, my mia.
41:05Who's got every single one so far?
41:08Jay, yeah.
41:09Oh, yeah, they see.
41:10That's it.
41:11Yeah, maybe I was thinking of myself too highly but I put nothing.
41:15I couldn't really think of much so I put a funny one.
41:17I put stop grabbing everyone's arse.
41:19I can't believe the love language one, you know.
41:30Next question.
41:32Boys, what is your partner's best feature?
41:37This is a hard one.
41:40This is an easy one.
41:41I'm going to say what I think is her best feature and I've put her eyes.
41:45I'd say I had my dim pose.
41:48He went early, didn't he?
41:50No, I wouldn't say my eyes.
41:52This was the first thing I noticed about her and every day since then I tell her every day how beautiful they are so I've gone her eyes.
42:00Well done guys.
42:01Nice.
42:02You may have said smile but I said...
42:04I didn't say smile.
42:05Aw.
42:07Why am I scared though?
42:09I don't know if I've got the wrong end of the stick on this one but I haven't gone for a physical feature.
42:13I have gone with Akira's intelligence.
42:16Big brain!
42:17Big brain!
42:18Big brain!
42:19Big brain!
42:20Big brain!
42:21Big brain!
42:22Big brain!
42:23Big brain!
42:24Big brain!
42:25Big brain!
42:26Big brain!
42:27Big brain!
42:28Ice.
42:29Yeah!
42:30They're captivating, don't forget it.
42:31Captivating for real!
42:32Surely this is gonna be posture.
42:34No, I think Jamie's saying arse.
42:35I think this girl is beautiful in every single way but one of the most striking things that got me when I first saw her was her posture.
42:53I put eye.
42:54Oh!
42:56I didn't think of posture.
42:57Oh.
42:58Yeah, it's okay.
42:59I'll take it.
43:00Meg lied to me about her axe or whatever it is.
43:03How many rounds are there?
43:04Don't worry babe, we've only got one round.
43:06I'm fuming with that one.
43:07You were very good though.
43:12Alright girls, now it's time to find out how well you know your partners.
43:18Ooh.
43:20What is your partner's favourite place?
43:22I liked it, Jay.
43:28Tony and Cash, you're up first.
43:30I said Grenada because that's where your mom is.
43:32Yeah!
43:35I'm about to go with NYC.
43:37New York City baby.
43:38Nice, well done guys.
43:40Megan and Connor.
43:41There's one place he loves to mention.
43:44That's a festival.
43:45I said San Diego.
43:49Meg and Dijon.
43:50So I'm hoping it's Caribbean.
43:52Yeah, Caribbean.
43:54Did we spell it right?
43:55They didn't.
43:56No.
43:57No.
43:58Italy.
43:59I believe it.
44:01Finally Yasmin.
44:03Where is my favourite place?
44:05I interpreted this question so wrong.
44:07I thought like, because you like to do loads of stuff like, like walking, hiking, etc.
44:11Is that true?
44:12I just put it off.
44:13I'm sad.
44:15Well, I mean I interpreted this question very wrong also.
44:18I said the day bed.
44:22You took away off it.
44:24What is your partner's greatest fear?
44:27That's so deep.
44:29I actually don't know.
44:32No more chat.
44:33Cheaters.
44:34I'm not gonna cheat.
44:37I put bugs because I've seen the way you act around the crickets out here.
44:45Snakes.
44:46Snakes.
44:47Nice.
44:48His mom's reaction to the show.
44:51We're not making my mother proud.
44:52Ohhhh!
44:54That was enough.
44:55Yeah, I didn't think it would have been Wales otherwise.
45:00So I put nothing.
45:02Faith, no fear.
45:03Nothing.
45:05That'd be for slingshot.
45:10I put nothing.
45:13That'd be for slingshot.
45:15That's all this big.
45:17And finally Yasmin.
45:18What is my greatest fear?
45:19Flying bugs.
45:20Oh.
45:21What did you put her?
45:22Recovering speeches.
45:23Oh shit!
45:26Girls, what do you and your partner have most in common?
45:36I don't know.
45:38You know this.
45:39For the ones at home, you know, a little shout out to them.
45:41So Tony, what do you and Cash have most in common?
45:45I said sass and or attitude.
45:48Style.
45:49Can't give you that.
45:50Sorry.
45:51I've gone for the same witty shitty sense of humor.
45:55Weird, because I've put sense of humor.
45:58Ahh!
46:01I went for singing, because we like to wreck everyone's heads around the villa.
46:05So big personalities.
46:06Loud.
46:07I put big families.
46:08I put family and then I added family values.
46:13Obviously, I'm really close to my land.
46:16Yeah!
46:18I'm just reading my board.
46:19I wrote a little bit on here.
46:21Love's going on holiday, but then I also put that we love to cuddle.
46:25I put flirtiness.
46:26Both love cats.
46:27Oh!
46:28Meow!
46:29What is your partner's biggest turn on?
46:30Oh, God.
46:31No one!
46:32You have to get a bit.
46:33I think I've got it.
46:34I don't know.
46:35So, Tony, what is Cash's biggest turn on?
46:36Kissing me, obviously.
46:37Nice!
46:38Yay!
46:39I struggle to hold it down sometimes.
46:40I've gone for a bit more.
46:41I'm for licking my ear.
46:42Oh!
46:43Oh!
46:44Oh!
46:45Oh!
46:46Oh!
46:47Oh!
46:48Oh!
46:49Oh!
46:50Oh!
46:51Oh!
46:52Oh!
46:53Oh!
46:54Oh!
46:55Oh!
46:56Oh!
46:57Oh!
46:58Oh!
46:59Oh!
47:00Oh!
47:01Oh!
47:02Oh!
47:03Oh!
47:04Oh!
47:05Oh!
47:06Oh!
47:07Oh!
47:08Oh!
47:09Aw!
47:10I've gone from me, because no matter what I do, he seems to be on it like a rash.
47:14Yip!
47:16Yip!
47:17So, I've gone with kisses.
47:19Hey, that's my girl!
47:21Yay!
47:23Eye contact.
47:26Yay!
47:27Yay!
47:28Yay!
47:29I've put biting.
47:30Oh, no!
47:33Grabbing at.
47:34Whoa!
47:35Go on!
47:38Who would your partner couple up with if it was not you?
47:46Messy as fuck. I've got to be honest. Be honest.
47:52Tony. I'm going Meg.
47:59Probably Shaq.
48:02It's your best budget. You've got the same kind of...
48:07Fair enough.
48:09Sorry, I thought this was...
48:11Wait, no, I don't think you can change.
48:13I didn't put a girl's name. I misinterpreted the question.
48:17I thought it'd be like, who would we couple up with,
48:19so I put one of the boys' names down.
48:23Oh, I thought you wanted to see what she said.
48:25Oh, yeah, didn't he? That. Sorry. Sorry.
48:29Shaqira and Harry. I've gone for Tony Girl.
48:34I've also gone for Tony Girl.
48:36Yeah!
48:38Self-explanatory this.
48:43I'm going to say none.
48:45I hope no-one but me,
48:46but obviously because she's the newest, I put Eng.
48:50No, I put Yaz.
48:56This one was quite self-explanatory.
48:57I thought you would know this one.
48:59Obviously, before Jay come into the villa, when I was open, Yaz told me that if it was up everybody, I would be the one, her number one pick.
49:09And I had a conversation with Yaz and I said if it wasn't for Meg, she would be my number one pick.
49:13And I said the same conversation that I had with Yaz with you. So, yeah, that's why I thought you would get that one, to be honest.
49:19I thought she wasn't special.
49:23That was before me and Yaz actually cleared that up, didn't we?
49:27We hashed it out.
49:28Yeah, we hashed it out. Come on, Tony.
49:31Come on, Tony!
49:32Why is everyone touching me, guys?
49:39Angel and Ty.
49:41I would say Megan.
49:43No, I've gone with Shakira.
49:46You're popular!
49:48Just chat to all you three after this, please.
49:52And finally, Yaz, who would I couple up with if it wasn't you?
49:55So, I put Shakira.
49:58I've gone with Megan.
50:02The joint winners of Knowing Me, Knowing You 2025 are Meg and Dajon and Shakira and Harry!
50:17Well done, guys!
50:19Yeah!
50:32The production values on that Knowing Me, Knowing You game remind me of another ABBA classic.
50:40Absolutely no Money, Money, Money.
50:42But it left Jamie with a question.
50:45I'm not going to lie, I'm kind of curious now because you planted the seed.
50:50What?
50:51Of who you would have recoupled with.
50:54I put Dajon.
50:55OK.
50:56Yeah.
50:57Oh, right.
50:58Interesting.
50:59Yeah.
51:00In the beginning we were kind of getting to know each other romantically.
51:02Yeah.
51:03And then it's always been like, I don't know, not flighty but obviously like me and Meg argued a lot because of that.
51:09How do you feel about it now?
51:11Well, I don't know.
51:12Because I feel like you talk quite a lot about him.
51:13Do you think?
51:14Like, badly.
51:15Yeah, I mean obviously like, we've had a lot of ups and downs, ups and downs in here.
51:20It seems to me like, like you didn't really like him.
51:24Yeah, in a sense of like, when it comes to like movie nights and stuff like that, like, I look at the same two people who are always on that screen.
51:33Yeah.
51:34And that's why I'm like, I'm so glad that that is not my relationship. Do you get what I mean?
51:41Kind of.
51:42What do you mean, kind of?
51:46Yeah, no, I mean, to be honest, it doesn't really matter.
51:49No, what, no, you can say it out.
51:52No, it's, to me it just doesn't make sense.
51:55That you'd say all that and then, from what you said there, that you'd want to couple up with him if I wasn't in the villa.
52:02Sorry, Jamalum.
52:03Get in!
52:07I'll catch up there.
52:08OK, OK.
52:09How you feeling, my beautiful girl?
52:10Great.
52:11Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
52:13Winners.
52:15Last question though.
52:16What's wrong?
52:17Why would you put the person that's been going at us, the three people that are at us all the time when you put her name on the board?
52:23Because I feel like that's my honest opinion.
52:27You've never told me that if I wasn't here she would be your number one.
52:30Yes, I did.
52:31No, you didn't.
52:33Meg, yes I did.
52:34You didn't.
52:35I can't believe you're doing this.
52:36No, I actually can't remember the conversation.
52:38I know for a fact, Meg, you remember the conversation.
52:40OK, that's fine.
52:41I don't know if the camera's around and you're trying to make me look bad.
52:44I honestly don't understand what's going on.
52:45I'm not saying that.
52:46Meg, I don't understand what's going on right now.
52:48I don't really care to be honest.
52:49It's the pure fact that...
52:50You're saying you don't really care, but you can't just say you don't really care when you're saying the conversation.
52:54I know you remember the conversation, so I don't know why you're saying that you don't remember the conversation.
52:57Well, I must have...
52:58No, but I 100% without a doubt know that you remember the conversation.
53:04OK, we're not going to turn it back on me.
53:06You're trying to make me look bad and I don't understand why you're trying to make me look bad.
53:09I'm not trying to make you look bad.
53:10At the time, Billikis was also in the villa.
53:12I said to Yaz that you're my number one, that you are my number one.
53:17And then after you, it would be...
53:20Yaz and Billikis.
53:21It would be Yaz and Billikis.
53:22Yeah.
53:23So you do remember the conversation?
53:24Yeah, I remember you saying that.
53:25No, but I'm saying you just try to act like I didn't tell you that.
53:28That's a big thing.
53:29No, I remember you saying that.
53:30You didn't say the words...
53:31No, you didn't say the words, if Meg wasn't there, she would be your number one party.
53:35Yes, I...
53:36You didn't say them words.
53:37You said, if Meg wasn't there, then it would be Yaz and Billikis.
53:40Yes, exactly.
53:41That's what I said.
53:42Yeah, that's fine.
53:43No, but that's actually kind of annoying me that you're saying...
53:45You just tried to...
53:46No, because you just tried to paint out that I didn't tell you that.
53:48No, I am saying you told me that.
53:50I'm saying this is why people here in the villa think that I don't tell you the full honest conversation.
53:54You do.
53:55I don't think he's happy right now.
53:56No?
53:57No.
53:58I think he's annoyed.
53:59Really?
54:00Yeah.
54:01What?
54:02Do you know that last one?
54:04Who would you couple up with if you weren't...?
54:06Yeah.
54:07I misinterpreted the question.
54:10So I thought it meant like...
54:11Who would you?
54:12Who would I recouple with?
54:14So that's why I had to change it.
54:16And so he's asked me, who did you put just out of interest?
54:19When I said, Dajon, no, this is no good.
54:23No, it's not funny, guys.
54:24I was just honest.
54:26But I think it was awkward because I also thought that Dajon would pick Angel for that question.
54:33I thought so too.
54:34For that one.
54:35But when he turned out, I said, yes.
54:38I said, oh, I thought she wasn't special.
54:40It was kind of, I don't want to say satisfying for me, but it just kind of proved like...
54:44I know it was.
54:45I'm not crazy.
54:46No, you're not fucking crazy.
54:47Jamie was like, that makes no sense because you speak like...
54:52So poorly about him.
54:54Yeah, badly about him.
54:55And then challenges and stuff like you kind of go at him and whatever.
55:00It's hard because Jamie wasn't here from the beginning, so he didn't really see but...
55:04And he said to me, he was like, I didn't even know you ever like got to know Dajon romantically.
55:08And I was like, no, we were, we did, we were getting to know each other romantically in the beginning.
55:13And it caused a lot of rifts.
55:15Every single conversation that I have with people, I always come back and tell you the whole threesome thing, the whole...
55:21Everything that's ever happened, even the stuff with Andrada, the whole sexual chemistry, all of that, I come and tell you these things.
55:27My point is now, you've put her on the board, but every single challenge, Tony, Shakira and Yaz draw us out.
55:34But now that's getting to their head that if you had to couple up with someone, these girls think these things.
55:38We're literally boyfriend and girlfriend, we're week eight into this and I don't understand why this is an argument.
55:42Like, let's communicate.
55:43We can have a conversation without you speaking with me.
55:45So don't turn it back on me then.
55:46They have their own problems over there.
55:48Oh, I'm listening, I'm listening.
55:51I'm standing up for myself.
55:53All I can do is be honest.
55:55So when I tell you that you are the one I want, you are my main part, I want you to be my girlfriend, I love you.
56:01You know 100% sure that what I'm telling you is the truth because I never change my truth for anybody.
56:07Okay.
56:11Do you almost feel like Meg and Dee were cheating?
56:16They were cheating? What do you mean?
56:19In the game.
56:20What, like they were, maybe?
56:22Eye contact.
56:23Oh, right, yeah.
56:24Probably.
56:25They really wanted to win then.
56:26Yeah, probably.
56:27But like you don't get a prize.
56:28Would you want a sticker?
56:29No, they want to be known as the strongest fucking couple.
56:32Yeah, but let them, at the end of the day, like, the most juiciest question they got wrong.
56:38No offence.
56:40Them three girls get asked every challenge, but you choose to re-couple up with them.
56:44Make it make sense in your head, Dee.
56:45Why are you speaking to me like this?
56:46Why are you speaking to me like this?
56:47I'm not speaking to you.
56:48You're not getting where I'm coming from.
56:50We can have a conversation.
56:51You're not getting, I'm having a conversation, but it's annoying, mate.
56:53You want me to lie?
56:54That's what you want me to do.
56:55You want me to lie?
56:56No, let me listen to what I'm saying.
56:57If I spoke to you the way you're speaking to me right now, it would be a big thing.
57:00No, I wouldn't.
57:01If you don't remember things, stop saying things, because you're late.
57:04We're on a TV show where they show highlights of a show, so they can literally put highlights
57:09of you saying...
57:10I don't care if we're on a TV show, I'll be honest.
57:12No, but I'm saying no, but it's at the point where I didn't care, but I'm starting,
57:15there's so many things that people are saying about me, and I'm like, what?
57:18And it's all making sense.
57:19But you're not helping yourself by picking her on a challenge.
57:22I'll be honest, I'll always be honest.
57:23That's my honest opinion.
57:24OK.
57:25But it is what it is.
57:31That's actually annoying me, that you sat here and said that I never told you that.
57:35Do you know what's annoying me?
57:37The fact that I back us in every single challenge and the fact that I have your back
57:40every single second of a challenge against all of these girls.
57:43I take a lot of sleep from...
57:44I don't know why you're saying all this.
57:45Can you let me speak?
57:46Can you let me speak?
57:47I don't like how you're speaking to me.
57:48Oh, OK, well, and this conversation.
57:50I feel like we should end this conversation because all you're doing is just...
57:53But you're not letting me speak.
57:54I am just making you speak.
57:55You're just trying to make me look bad.
57:56I'm not trying to make you look bad.
57:58I think we should just leave this conversation.
58:02OK, perfect, let's go.
58:03Now it's time to have your say.
58:13Head to the app and vote for the couple you think are the most compatible.
58:16Those with the fewest votes are at risk of being dumped from the island.
58:33So who will you pick?
58:35Angel and Ty, Megan and Dijon, Megan and Connor, Shakira and Harry, Tori and Cash or Yasmin and Jamie.
58:47Remember, you're voting for your most compatible couple.
58:50You can pick just one couple.
58:52Voting is free and you can access it via the app.
58:55You can only vote once.
58:57The vote closes at 10.30pm tonight.
59:01Vote results will be revealed later in the week.
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