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LOVE ISLAND UK SEASON 12 EPISODE 55
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00:11Are you excited?
00:12Tonight!
00:13It might be our final Unseen Bitch show,
00:15but we're still spicing things up.
00:17It's really spicy food. It hurts your butt.
00:19What?
00:21Our Islanders will be walking the walk,
00:23talking the talk,
00:24and showing off their questionable talents.
00:27What?
00:29When it comes to Unseen Exclusives, we've got your back.
00:33So let's do it before the wheels start to come off.
00:37Nah, this is no good.
00:39And they all get too big for their boots.
00:41Unseen Bitch will do me justice.
00:43It's the final show, but don't feel blue.
00:45Rub your hands together with Glee,
00:48because the mother of all spin-offs has got your back.
00:52You might think I'm kidding,
00:54but it's gonna be magic.
00:56Yeah!
00:57Yeah!
00:58Yeah!
00:59Yeah!
01:00Wee!
01:01Wee!
01:02Wee!
01:03Strapping for the series finale of
01:04Love Violet Unseen Best!
01:06Go!
01:07Woo!
01:08Wee!
01:09Wee!
01:10Wee!
01:11Wee!
01:12Wee!
01:13Wee!
01:14Wee!
01:15Wee!
01:16Wee!
01:17Wee!
01:18Wee!
01:19Wee!
01:22Me and Megan had a kiss under a terrace.
01:29The final is almost here.
01:31We could go in a hide around.
01:33I hate you.
01:34I love you too.
01:35No you don't.
01:36This series has been epic.
01:41Go on shaggy good time girl.
01:44It's so done.
01:46Twice.
01:47No it was three times actually.
01:49Oh my god!
01:50The Love Island bosses are over the moons.
01:54Do you have a threesome with me and Tony?
01:59How do you think that makes me feel?
02:01Yeah but the last reason.
02:03Yeah laugh you little smug prick.
02:05A little smug.
02:06Lanky lampo.
02:07The connections made in the villa are a sign of the shape of things to come and that shape
02:13turns out to be a triangle.
02:14So many triangles.
02:16Harry's with Shakira but liked Helena.
02:19There was Tony, Harris and Lauren.
02:21Helena, Harris and Tony.
02:23There was Harry, Emma, Helena.
02:26Tony, Harris and Cash.
02:28Tommy, Megan, Connor.
02:30Megan, Connor, Emily.
02:32Dijon, Meg, Milisha.
02:34Dijon, Meg, Andrada.
02:36Dijon, Yasmin and Tony.
02:39That was more of a threesome but who's counting.
02:42And even Blue tried the triangle.
02:44Angel, Ty, Blue.
02:46Blue, Yasmin, Jamie.
02:48But he got a double pie.
02:50And using the Love Island calculator I just borrowed from the finance department, we can
02:59deduce that 11 times triangles equates to an equilateral parallelogram multiplied by the
03:04hypotenuse of the obtuse loved rhombus divided by the power infinite unaired clips plus one
03:09love heart equals an A grade final episode of Love Island Unseen Bits.
03:16And yes, I have no idea what I just said.
03:19What you think it is?
03:22So if you want to watch your islanders bomb,
03:26wind each other up.
03:28I can't really take off.
03:30You've got to speed up.
03:31What you think, innit?
03:33Getting everything out in the open.
03:35He's belching, he's belching, he's belching.
03:37It's not coming out.
03:38It's not coming out.
03:39Aw.
03:41There it is.
03:42And a little too handsy.
03:44Did you used to play that?
03:47What are we getting though?
03:50Then you can count on us.
03:5231, I'll go.
03:5332, 33, 34, 35, 36.
03:5736, 37.
03:5938.
04:00Oh, blue, Jesus Christ!
04:02No, no, Mike!
04:04You've got Mike!
04:06It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
04:09What do you think it is?
04:13Here's an unseen bit of Ty trying to spice things up with Angel,
04:17but it's all coming off a little eggy.
04:19Ooh, what do you put on the eggs?
04:21A little bit of chili.
04:22Oh, you don't mind.
04:23No, no, no.
04:24No, it's not hard.
04:25No, no, no, I'll be fine.
04:26I don't know.
04:27I'll do it.
04:28Have you put cheese on this?
04:29I actually am, but it genuinely does taste like cheese, doesn't it?
04:33That looks like cheese.
04:34Wait, what?
04:35No, no, it's butter.
04:36It is butter.
04:37I like cheese.
04:38Yeah, it's cheese.
04:41I don't get why people like spicy food.
04:43When you have really spicy food, it hurts your bum.
04:46It hurts your bum?
04:47I've heard that, like, if it's really spicy, it's, like, come spicy out of your bum.
04:52Oh, what meat in?
04:53Oh, my God.
04:56It's a bit spicy that bit.
04:57Is that spicy for you?
04:58That wasn't that bad.
05:00This is not much of a kick to me.
05:02Not that bad.
05:03You're drinking water right after.
05:07You don't have to eat it if it's spicy.
05:11Shall I get you a pint of milk?
05:13You're going to be having a spicy food after this.
05:17That's it, Angel.
05:18Wash away the sting.
05:19And look forward to finding out if it's true about the hurtie bum.
05:29Since returning to the villa, Blue has made a racket about finding love,
05:33and this week he finally worked out a way to meet his match.
05:36Does anyone want to play tennis?
05:39Where's the racket?
05:40In your hand.
05:41Where's the ball?
05:42Where's the net?
05:43What?
05:44Invisible tennis.
05:45That sounded quite good, to be fair.
05:49That's good.
05:50Someone hit him one back, then.
05:51Go on, Angel.
05:52I reckon you can hit one back.
05:54Angel does more table tennis.
05:59Angel does more table tennis.
06:01Angel does more table tennis.
06:02Angel does more table tennis.
06:03Hey!
06:04Angel does more table tennis.
06:05I can't even do that.
06:10Hey!
06:16I can't even do that.
06:31This is quite insane.
06:40Why am I watching, why am I, my head going back and forth?
06:50How does he do it so loud though?
06:56Do it double.
07:01What is that what she did?
07:06Oh, that's how he's doing it.
07:13Good match.
07:14That was entertaining, that.
07:16Started getting invested.
07:18That's definitely going on unseen bits.
07:20That is on unseen bits.
07:23Actually, I don't even think they were recording.
07:25We're always recording, Meg,
07:27and the fact that Blue has literally invented unseen tennis,
07:30it would be rude not to include it.
07:32Earlier this week, Dijon uttered the words
07:38every girl wants to hear at least once in her life.
07:41Go, Terrace.
07:42Oh.
07:43Then followed it up with a better set of words.
07:46I do.
07:47Love you.
07:49I love you too.
07:51Pass the tissues.
07:53I think I've got something in my eye.
07:56I actually keep the tissues.
07:58Meg's going to need them to dry her bum.
08:00Is my bum really wet?
08:02It looks like you wet yourself.
08:04Oh.
08:05Really?
08:06Are you that excited?
08:07I love you, Meg.
08:08Oh, no.
08:09Oh, no.
08:11That is so embarrassing.
08:14I'm going to have to get the hairdryer on that.
08:16And the romantic words just kept on coming.
08:19Someone's defo took a shit down there.
08:21Can you smell that?
08:24Nah, nah, nah.
08:25This is no good.
08:26What?
08:27It's a joy show, eh?
08:30Look at the pads on those.
08:32It's fucking burning.
08:33Oh, they're clearly head over heels.
08:36I mean, if you can't blow dry your soggy arse
08:38in front of the man you love, then what can you do?
08:41That's what I have to do.
08:43By the final week on Love Island, you expect everyone to be
08:48coupled up and settled down, but this rampant lot are going
08:51back on the pool.
08:52Can you do three pull-ups?
08:53Yeah.
08:54Actually, I haven't tried.
08:55I don't know.
08:56Tony, is that how much Tony could do?
08:57She could do three, yeah.
08:58I'm going to try and do four.
08:59Okay, let's go see it.
09:00Did you jump?
09:01You could jump the first time.
09:02Did you jump?
09:03How else are you going to get up there?
09:04Fucking no, just reach.
09:05I went this way.
09:06Like this?
09:07Yeah.
09:08That's easier to be fair.
09:09Is it?
09:10Yeah.
09:11One.
09:12Oh, my God.
09:13Oh, wow.
09:14Two.
09:15What the fuck?
09:16Oh, wow.
09:17Yes, yes.
09:18Yes, yes.
09:19Come on, Yas.
09:20Come on, Yas.
09:21What the fuck?
09:22Is it?
09:23Yeah.
09:24One.
09:25Oh, my God.
09:26Oh, wow.
09:27Two.
09:28What the fuck?
09:29Come on, Yas.
09:30Yes, Yas.
09:31Come on, Yas.
09:32What the fuck?
09:33Oh, why did you just put the...
09:36That was just a crazy 30 seconds.
09:38I looked over, Yas was just doing pull-ups.
09:40I didn't believe he was doing the roly-poly.
09:45How does she still have this fucking posture, bro?
09:49Wow!
09:50All my days.
09:51Come on.
09:52Oh, God, the ankles.
09:53That was so good.
09:55Trust Yaz to turn an exercise class into a finishing school.
09:58That's a tough act for Tony to follow,
10:01but we know she's up for the challenge.
10:03Just lock in.
10:04One.
10:06Cash down help, bro.
10:08Come on.
10:10I'm not feeling it today.
10:12I'm not feeling it on any day, Tony.
10:14The only pull-up I do is at the drive-thru
10:16for a family bucket for one.
10:25In this series, our islanders have brewed up more fart footage
10:28than in previous years.
10:29It got so bad, something had to be done.
10:32So I took the bold move of removing all the beans from the villa.
10:35No beans still.
10:37Baked beans?
10:37Yeah.
10:38There's some in there?
10:39No, we scrammed them all.
10:40Have you actually seen them?
10:41Saw one this morning.
10:42No, you didn't.
10:42Yeah, I did.
10:43We're in the back.
10:46What, not those sweet corn?
10:47There was a can of baked beans in there.
10:51It's Love Island Unseen Beans.
10:55When did you see this?
10:56This morning.
10:57Are you being serious?
10:58No, I swear down.
10:59Are you being serious?
11:00There's a can of baked beans.
11:01I've just ransacked that.
11:04I swear down, it was on the top shelf.
11:06On the top shelf?
11:07Yeah.
11:08How did you pull that everything out of the bottom?
11:09It said baked beans on it with like...
11:10Yeah.
11:11Yeah.
11:12Top shelf.
11:13100,000% there's a...
11:16There's no beans in here.
11:17Oh!
11:18Oh!
11:19Oh!
11:20Oh!
11:21Oh!
11:22Oh!
11:23Oh!
11:24Oh!
11:25Oh!
11:26Oh!
11:27Oh!
11:28Oh!
11:29No, I never doubted you.
11:30I never doubted it!
11:31Oh!
11:32Oh!
11:33Oh!
11:34I've never been so happy.
11:35Blue, that's unbelievable from you.
11:37No, this is a delicacy.
11:39I'm so happy!
11:42What about your cheese in the beans?
11:50I've been so excited.
11:52What about your cheese in the beans?
11:59That looks like you just threw up on your plate.
12:07It's a no from me dog.
12:09Really?
12:10You guys don't even know what good food is.
12:12You're fucking British.
12:14Don't knock the great British bean, Tony, or an ill win might just end up blowing your way.
12:20We're gonna get all the girls here.
12:30Girls, can you come over here, please?
12:32This week, one of the world's major conflicts was resolved
12:35and the great global powers were brought together in an atmosphere of peace and unity
12:39by a powerful American, Tony.
12:42No more divide. No more tears. No more screaming.
12:45Let's hug it out then. Come on.
12:48So far, so main show.
12:51Boo!
12:52What happened there?
12:54Come back to find out.
13:13It's Love Island Unseen Bits, the show that will leave you tickled pink.
13:17Hey, sexy.
13:20Pink to make the girls wink.
13:23You have to wink at him. That's a British saying.
13:26Hey.
13:31We've been poking around to find all the funny stuff from the week.
13:34No, it's too limp.
13:36So do try and keep up.
13:38Oh, yeah.
13:39Yeah.
13:40That's no good, that.
13:41I just crushed my nuts like doing that.
13:43Because this is something you won't want to miss.
13:47Yeah!
13:48So cross your legs, close your eyes and hope for the best.
13:53I said close your eyes, Jamie.
13:54I'm a state bitch.
13:55Come on and dive in.
13:56That's right.
13:57No more divide.
13:58No more divide.
13:59No more divide.
14:00Before the break we showed you a clip of this group hug from the main show.
14:02And as we all know, it didn't resolve anything.
14:03Well here's...
14:08What will be next?
14:09more divide before the break we showed you a clip of this group hug from the main show
14:13and as we all know it didn't resolve anything well here's
14:19what happened next
14:22it's a sign that all the tears and tantrums were just a storm in a sippy cup wake up and spill
14:48sorry smell the coffee
14:55ty might be coupled up with angel but they are still both on the pool
14:59come on then sexy show me what you got right this is you're gonna i want you to do one of these
15:04okay
15:10what him one one two two you're flying
15:18Come on!
15:20Oh!
15:21Come on, come on!
15:23I'm in a good mood!
15:25Fucking hell!
15:27I know!
15:29Wow, you smashed it! Wow!
15:31I'm in a good mood!
15:33I'm in a good mood!
15:35You feel how you got?
15:37Is that where my legs are?
15:39Yeah, you just go down.
15:41Come on!
15:43Come on, come on!
15:45Come on!
15:47Good mood, good mood!
15:50Oh!
15:52Oh, yeah, that's easy!
15:54Easy? Come on, then, I want 100.
15:56You're flying with them.
15:58That's really easy. Why is that so easy?
16:00You've got to go lower.
16:02I could do this in my sleep!
16:04You want me to try that, too?
16:07Nah.
16:09Can you squat me? Yeah, I can.
16:13Oh, God, can I?
16:15Don't doubt yourself.
16:17You've got it.
16:20Oh, really?
16:21What are you doing?
16:22What are you doing?
16:24I'm not going to mop.
16:26What are you doing?
16:28Are you trying to do one leg?
16:30No!
16:32Oi! You two!
16:33Get a room!
16:34Ideally one full of gym equipment.
16:36Yasmin, I've got a great question for you.
16:43Would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear?
16:46I hate would you rather questions.
16:49Like, you know when someone's like, oh, would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear?
16:53I'm like, who gives a fuck?
16:54It's not happening to me at this moment in time.
16:57So, why would I give it much thought?
16:59Or, like, would you rather...
17:00Do you get what I mean?
17:01Like, I hate stupid questions like that.
17:04Mmm.
17:05Hate stupid questions.
17:06I hate it.
17:08Do you know what I mean, though?
17:09You're so passionate about it.
17:11You're so passionate.
17:13It's so annoying.
17:14I hate it when people do that.
17:15I hate it.
17:16Yeah.
17:17You're right?
17:18Yeah, I'm actually great.
17:19Thanks for asking.
17:20It was a great clip for us, but a tough one to swallow for Yasmin.
17:38I walked into that one, though.
17:40On this show, we encourage our islanders to crack on, but sometimes cracking on should
17:51be left to the professionals.
17:53Be serious.
17:54Oh!
17:55I feel like this is the one I do.
17:57No, I know.
17:58I know that one.
17:59No, this is the one I do.
18:00Come here.
18:01What?
18:02Breathe in.
18:03Oh, God.
18:05You're just...
18:07He's just putting me into this.
18:09He's just putting me into that.
18:10That's the voice.
18:11Wow!
18:12He's coming.
18:13Mmm.
18:24So weird the way he's just wearing this thing.
18:32Oh, no!
18:33Oh, he can't do it.
18:35Oh, he can't do it.
18:36Oh, he can't do it.
18:37Oh, he can't do it.
18:39Just...
18:40It's going to be sore for like 10 seconds.
18:41Keep breathing.
18:42It's going to be sore for like 10 seconds.
18:44Keep breathing.
18:45Oh!
18:46Oh, yeah!
18:49What the fuck is going on here?
18:51Just keep breathing.
18:57What are we doing here?
18:59He's giving him a release of the hamstrings.
19:01Oh!
19:02Oh!
19:03Oh!
19:04Oh!
19:05Oh!
19:06Oh!
19:07Oh!
19:08Oh!
19:09Oh!
19:10Oh, man.
19:11That's too much.
19:13Blue hasn't made noises like that since he accidentally got locked in his mum's sex shop.
19:18I'll have the same treatment please, Connor.
19:20Back crack!
19:21And I'll probably get the sack.
19:23The sack.
19:30I'm not sure I can bear to watch this next unseen bit.
19:33My script describes it as, Shakira receives an unexpected mouthful.
19:37Let me know when it's safe to look.
19:40Shakira, say fresh frozen fish five times fast.
19:43Fresh frozen fish.
19:44Fresh frozen fish.
19:45Fresh frozen fish.
19:46Fresh frozen fish.
19:47Fresh frozen fish.
19:48Fresh.
19:49Fresh.
19:50Fresh frozen fish.
19:51Fresh frozen fish.
19:52Fresh frozen fish.
19:54Can you do red, lorry, yellow lorry?
19:56What?
19:57Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
19:58Lorry?
19:59Lorry.
20:00Lorry, yeah.
20:01Lorry?
20:02Like a truck.
20:03A big wagon.
20:04Lorry.
20:05Lorry.
20:08Is that a new word unlocked?
20:09Yes.
20:10Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:11Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:12Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:13Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:14I think your accent helps you there.
20:15Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:16Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:17You have to do it really fast.
20:18And you'll stop saying yolly.
20:20Go on.
20:21The word is lorry.
20:22L-O-R-Y.
20:23Do you not have lorries in America?
20:24Eighteen wheelers.
20:25Oh, yeah.
20:26Eighteen wheeler.
20:27Is that what you don't call it?
20:30Yes.
20:31A semi truck.
20:32That's a joke.
20:33Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:36Go on, Cash.
20:37Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:38Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:39Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:40Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:41Red, lorry, yellow lorry.
20:42Faster.
20:43Why are you calling a lorry?
20:44It's a lorry.
20:45Lorry.
20:46She says lorry, but I say it's lorry.
20:48Well, it's whatever.
20:49Lorry.
20:50It's the same thing, but she has an accent.
20:51Lorry.
20:52It's a lorry.
20:53Lorry.
20:54Lorry.
20:55Lorry.
20:56I'm running.
20:57Toodaloo, Tony.
20:58Say ta-ta before they try to trip you with another terrifying tricky tongue twister.
21:03Whoa!
21:04Good catch, Cash!
21:06Which is also a tongue twister.
21:08Try saying good catch, Cash five times in a row if you don't believe me.
21:11Hey, yo, yo, yo!
21:12We had a whole lot of visitors to the house this week when the friends and family dropped
21:24by, so we thought we'd catch up on all the unaired catch-ups.
21:30I can't believe I'm here.
21:45It's actually mental.
21:47It's nuts!
21:48I've honestly thought...
21:49I've only packed for fucking Casa.
21:51I didn't bring enough stuff.
21:52Been borrowing stuff.
21:53I wore commando three nights in a row.
21:55Got jeans on with no boxes.
21:57He didn't even know boxes, he killed.
22:00Oh, wait. Yeah, see, look.
22:01No, go again, sorry.
22:04Sorry, man. Sorry, sorry.
22:07And these next ones are totally unseen.
22:11There was such a funny moment in Unseen Bits.
22:13You were, like, in the kitchen getting something from the fridge
22:16and I forget whose burger was missing,
22:18but there was a missing burger.
22:20And Ian, he's like,
22:22it must be Tony, Americans love the burger.
22:25I was dying.
22:26You know that backflip and you bust up your knee?
22:28Oh, did they show it?
22:30We saw it in the unseen bit.
22:32Did you see my knee? Did it buckle?
22:34Yeah, it did.
22:35Backflip, you were, like, rolling to the side and then...
22:40Then the next shot is just you on the bed with the peas on your knees.
22:44I don't know if you guys saw,
22:45but when me and Harrison were up on the terrace on my birthday
22:48at the end of the night,
22:49whole entire dress split down the back, broken.
22:52Oh, that was in Unseen Bits.
22:54They showed it.
22:55And that's why you wore a robe when you went to the floor
22:57to talk to Shakira.
22:58No, we was a bit worried.
22:59Like, when we did see that, we thought,
23:00oh, we look good together in the mirror and my...
23:02Like, my baby...
23:03Oh, I don't really...
23:04What?
23:05What?
23:06It's...
23:07You're gonna be on Unseen Bits.
23:10We wouldn't do that to you.
23:12Or would we?
23:13No way.
23:14It's...
23:15Family gets scared by something.
23:17Oh, it's a family.
23:22Here's one more unseen clip of when the friends and family visited.
23:25As the Islanders hang out in the kitchen,
23:27Helena seems to have lost her waffle.
23:29But...
23:34Come back to find out.
23:50Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:52There is still time for grafting, so don't get too comfortable.
23:55There's that one out in the back.
23:58Oh, my God!
24:00Because we're on a roll and don't know when to stop.
24:03Ow, that wasn't supposed to happen.
24:06So don't tap out.
24:08Ow, fuck.
24:10I had butted the tap.
24:11You're German.
24:12Even from you, that's crazy work.
24:13The end might be inside, but hey, guys, that's nothing to dance about.
24:19We've saved the best jokes for last.
24:22I've got a text!
24:24Islanders, please gather round the fire pit immediately.
24:29Is she joking?
24:35Were they joking?
24:37Did you fall for that?
24:38Yeah.
24:44Before the break, we saw Helena in the kitchen nosing around the toaster.
24:49Well, here's...
24:51I've been there!
24:53Oh, no.
24:55What are you doing, Alice?
24:56Checking out my lip liner.
25:00Can you see it?
25:02It's a mirror, isn't it?
25:03It's not a mirror, but...
25:04You just use bin, that's better.
25:05What?
25:06Bin's better.
25:07And then...
25:08Then we had to, like...
25:09Talk about...
25:10Did it open?
25:13Did it open?
25:14She just got knocked out by the bin.
25:16OK, next series, I'm getting rid of the make-up room
25:18and the girls can all share a lippy-flippy top bin instead.
25:27Unseen Bits is always at the forefront of new technology
25:30and it has been using a brand-new AI model known as CAT GPT
25:34to make the show this series.
25:35I'm going to do a light job.
25:38Go on, Yass.
25:40I'm just going to do a light job.
25:41Just a light job.
25:42Nothing too strenuous.
25:46If I sit down, I'm actually...
25:48My eyes are just closing.
25:50I'm shutting down.
25:52The robot is shutting down?
25:54Yeah, actually.
25:56She needs, like, oil or something.
25:57Is it a system update, guys?
26:02Yaz GPT has got a system update.
26:06Oh, apologies.
26:07The Yaz GPT is updating.
26:10The whole show is stuck in a loop.
26:12Got a system update.
26:13I need a wee.
26:14What do you keep doing until I get bored?
26:27Oh, no.
26:29This is stuck now.
26:30Hang on a little bit.
26:32What do you keep doing until I get bored?
26:34Why do you keep doing it until I get bored?
26:40Oh no, this is stuck now.
26:42Hang on, let me press this button and move on to another clip.
26:46With the final approach in, the Anders are supposed to be focused on each other.
26:50So why do they all seem so distracted?
26:57What the fuck?
26:59What is going on?
27:02What the fuck was that?
27:04What was he up to?
27:10Sometimes I just sit down and watch Blue, you know?
27:12Fascinating creature.
27:14Very creature.
27:15Does he know this is a love act?
27:17Like Ninja Warrior?
27:19No.
27:22Fucking hell.
27:25I'm watching a toddler learn to walk.
27:28What is he doing?
27:29Wait, do it again, Blue.
27:31Do it again, Blue.
27:32What on earth is happening?
27:33You can't try and do that if you can't do it.
27:34You can't do it.
27:35Why is he still trying it though?
27:38Why is he still going?
27:39Why is he still going?
27:40Why is he still going?
27:41Again, again, again.
27:42Again, again, again.
27:43Again, again, again.
27:45This is such an ick.
27:46One more time.
27:47I've got it.
27:48I've got it.
27:49No, you didn't.
27:50Last one.
27:51Last one.
27:52Last one.
27:54Oh.
27:55Oh.
27:56Oh.
27:57Oh.
27:58Ahh.
27:59Oh.
28:00Ah.
28:01Oh.
28:02Oh.
28:05Oh.
28:06Oh.
28:07Oh.
28:08Oh.
28:09Oh.
28:10One more time.
28:11Oh.
28:13Oh.
28:14I've got it.
28:15Oh.
28:16You didn't.
28:17Oh.
28:18Oh.
28:19If somebody told me last week I'd be coupled up with Blue today, I would not fucking believe you.
28:38After missing most of the series, Blue was determined to make his mark, and that mark was his face squashed in our lawn.
28:49Right, how's the YazGPT update getting along?
29:02Nope, still updating. Okay then, on with another clip.
29:07And we've discovered we can make a good sound with our pinky finger on the water.
29:13It's... Islanders get scared by something!
29:23Get it off me!
29:27What's he pissed off about?
29:31I don't think he's pissed off.
29:33I thought that was you hitting my head!
29:37Oh my god, the noise that I bring that call!
29:40Oh, what's that?
29:41Nah.
29:42What the fuck is that?
29:48Oh! Fucking hell!
29:49You think he's hitting it?
29:51Shakira, pretend to be the little one.
29:53I'll be the big one.
29:54Yeah, what are you saying?
29:56You go...
29:57Oh my god!
29:58You've got such a nice BBL!
30:00Yeah, I know, man's got...
30:01Man's kind of meaty with it still.
30:03Man's trying to see your thing.
30:04What are you saying?
30:05Stop taking pictures of the bugs.
30:08Come hang out with us.
30:10The bug kind of looks better right now.
30:12You understand?
30:13Now I'm playing.
30:14We playing.
30:15Careful, Cash.
30:16It looks like you're bugging Tony.
30:28Once again, we ask the question,
30:29do our Islanders have any hidden talents?
30:31And judging by what we saw,
30:33the talent show the answer was no.
30:35No, not at all.
30:36Hang on.
30:45Wait, we need to...
30:53I put the love in glove.
30:56Oh my god.
30:57Go on, Yaz.
31:06Honestly, this could be the best I've looked since I've been in it.
31:16Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
31:23Normally, when you're performing to toddlers,
31:25they're usually a better crowd.
31:27Who's ready to party?
31:30I just wanted to bring a little bit of Vegas to the villa.
31:33Get ready for the Love Island 2025 magic show.
31:45We're going to make ourselves disappear.
31:47We're going to make ourselves disappear.
31:48Abracadabra!
31:50Ty and Angel weren't the only disappearing act of the night
31:53when a shock text...
31:57saw Helena and Blue dump from the villa.
31:59I'm fucking leaving.
32:00I'm leaving.
32:01Back to the day job for Blue,
32:02and air-sured as Helena, quite literally.
32:05Oh, Helen.
32:06Hells, you're going to be fucking flying on the outside,
32:08I promise you.
32:09I'm going to be flying.
32:14And as the dust of the night settled,
32:15there were still a few regrets.
32:18I can't believe we didn't get the unicycle out.
32:21That is gutting.
32:25Unseen bits will do me justice.
32:26A unicycle?
32:27What's that about?
32:29Let's see what we can find.
32:34It's not looking for good boys right now.
32:41Am I just not...
32:42What am I doing?
32:44Am I not committing or what?
32:45So my weight needs to be a bit further forward, essentially.
32:53Not that far forward.
32:55If you want to become one with the unicycle,
32:57you just...
33:00bounce.
33:02Bounce around on it.
33:04And then it gives you all the confidence you need to...
33:06Okay, that explains a lot.
33:11Riding solo isn't your thing, is it, Harry?
33:14Juggling a lot of things at once is much more your style.
33:19Bad news, YazGPT is glitching so much it's going to get a stitch.
33:23Can someone call IT?
33:24Has anyone tried switching her off and on again?
33:34Here goes nothing.
33:36That's got it.
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33:56You don't need to be lucky, love, to win this summer sizzler of a prize
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34:02Just enter via the app or go to the website.
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34:30Good luck.
34:41Welcome back to the final part of Love Island Unseen Bits.
34:47The end is nigh and we are racing to bring you all the best Unseen Bits from the last week in the villa.
34:54Although we should probably slow down as those drones are expensive.
34:57So let's squeeze out one last fart.
35:01Did you just fart?
35:02Yup.
35:03Oh my God.
35:06One last boogie.
35:08One last burp.
35:10Oh my God.
35:11That was awful.
35:12And take a deep breath as we wait for the next drama to blow up.
35:20In your own time, Tony, no rush.
35:23We know you're gonna like it.
35:25Connor's like, no like, I'm telling you like, like.
35:28I just think like me and you like have good crack like.
35:31What's the crack like?
35:32Do you know what I mean like?
35:38I've gotta hand it to the girls.
35:39We've cut them off from social media but they still find a way to get their fix.
35:43I'm your Meemaw and I think you're gonna be a baby boy.
35:48I'm your weak cousin and I think you're a boy.
35:53I'm your Glamaw and I'm team girl.
35:58I'm your auntie and I think you're a baby girl.
36:02Mama, where are you?
36:07And I'm your mom and I think you're a boy.
36:12But be careful what you wish for girls as dreams have a way of coming true in this villa.
36:22Oh my God.
36:28We've got babies!
36:31Don't get too excited as any parent will tell you the novelty soon wears off.
36:40Come on Zee, come on Zee.
36:43Come on, come on, yeah!
36:45Yeah!
36:53You gave your baby eyebrows?
36:55No, they've just grown out in the last half hour.
36:58She just looks permanently surprised.
37:00Look, we ossified her.
37:02Casey.
37:04She's glowing.
37:05Look at her face.
37:07You can be getting wrinkles.
37:09Why have you got no eyelashes?
37:11Yeah, I'm gonna get them against the bicep.
37:16Come on, give the babies a speech.
37:18You guys were conceived in the Love Island villa.
37:21We love you guys.
37:22I feel like both of our kids have shrimp ass posture.
37:28Are we gonna correct it?
37:29She takes after her mom, he takes after his fucking auntie.
37:33Can you set your baby up?
37:35Try and get the shoulders back and down.
37:37My baby has better posture than yours.
37:39Yeah, I know. That actually really bothers me. I'm not gonna lie.
37:42You gotta put the shoulders back and down, honeys.
37:45It's pretty damn.
37:47Motherhood's not going well.
37:49It's the screaming. It's the crying.
37:51It's everything.
37:53Honestly, it's just...
37:55Yeah, this is my moment of peace.
37:57We'll just...
38:02That's the spirit, Yaz, and your mindfulness is inspiring everyone.
38:06All right, baby yoga.
38:09And hold.
38:11Okay.
38:14Nice.
38:16Back to neutral.
38:18Yeah, so...
38:24There we go.
38:26Oh, God.
38:29Ty can't touch his toes, look.
38:31Look how high up his legs are.
38:33Back to neutral.
38:35Nice.
38:36Back to neutral.
38:37Good from us.
38:39Look at the fuck.
38:41Pulse at calves.
38:42Oh, this is adorable though.
38:45Did it make you broody?
38:47No.
38:48Oh, right.
38:49Buddha famously said, peace comes from within, which makes me think Buddha never had to change a dirty nappy.
38:54The baby's left our islanders with a gift that money can't buy.
39:04Tinnitus.
39:06So we sent the boys out to find a better gift for date night.
39:08Something that would win the girls hearts and finally get the boys off the market.
39:18Yeah, I don't know how to get this off.
39:20Should be well pleased with it.
39:22Hold on, how much was that?
39:23It's a short trade.
39:26Unfortunately, not all the boys understood the concept of buying gifts.
39:30See anything for Ainge here, Ty?
39:32Nothing's catching my eye.
39:34I see a pair of shades for me though.
39:36Telling about you.
39:38These are a bit of me.
39:4020 minutes of panic buying later and it was time to leave before they lost their cash.
39:45Well, Tony would have been furious if he wasn't back before date night.
39:51And they were ready to give the girls an evening they'd never forget.
39:53Come on boys.
39:55This is what we're here for.
39:57I'm going to say to her.
39:58You've been a little bit heated the last few days.
40:01I just got you a fan just to cool yourself down.
40:03Yeah, that's a joke.
40:05Whose pot's that?
40:06Whose pot is this?
40:07It's yours, bro.
40:08It's on number nine.
40:09Whose pot is this?
40:10You've got it on nine.
40:16Oh.
40:19Oh.
40:21It's on your back.
40:22It's on your back still.
40:23It's on your back still.
40:24It's on your back.
40:28Hold on.
40:29Hold on a minute.
40:30Serving up.
40:31Nice work.
40:33Well done boys.
40:34Great food.
40:35Although it's probably stone cold by the time the girls came out.
40:39Great gifts.
40:40Oh my god.
40:41This is the best day ever.
40:43And great atmosphere.
40:45It's not even a joke to be honest but let's just sit in silence.
40:49If that's better.
40:52It's the final.
40:53Peter Bonanno.
40:54Of the series.
40:55And I asked him to do.
40:58Islander impressions.
40:59Here are a few of my favourite Harryisms.
41:00You're better than that.
41:01You're like doing a smile like that.
41:02That doesn't start.
41:03And like.
41:04This is my impression of Meg.
41:05Day.
41:06Your pizza's ready.
41:07Day.
41:08I'm really bad at accents.
41:09I don't.
41:10How do you say it?
41:11I don't care.
41:12How do you do an American accent?
41:13I don't care.
41:14How do you do an American accent?
41:15I don't care.
41:16I don't care.
41:17I can't say it.
41:18I can't do anything without swearing.
41:19Shut up blue you fucking bozo.
41:20Hi.
41:21My name's Cash.
41:22I'm from East London and this is what I do for a living.
41:27But he kisses his teeth all the time.
41:28He's like.
41:29Jasmine just goes.
41:30Yeah.
41:31Yeah.
41:32Yeah.
41:33I'm really bad at accents.
41:34I'm really bad at accents.
41:35I don't.
41:36How do you say it?
41:37I don't care.
41:38I can't do anything without swearing.
41:39Shut up blue you fucking bozo.
41:41Hi.
41:42My name's Cash.
41:43I'm from East London and this is what I do for a living.
41:46But he kisses his teeth all the time.
41:51He's like.
41:52Jasmine just goes.
41:53Yeah.
41:54Yeah.
41:55Yeah.
41:56Yeah.
41:57I'm just.
41:58I can't be arsed.
41:59Yeah.
42:00I have the best posture in the entire UK.
42:05It's.
42:06Yeah.
42:07It's GPT.
42:08Honestly.
42:09Literally.
42:10I'm AI generated.
42:11D just goes like a big.
42:14Ty.
42:15Have you seen my lip balm?
42:17I'm Ty.
42:18I'm from Barnsley.
42:20This is my impression of Connor.
42:22What's the crack like?
42:23Like what's the story like?
42:24What's the crack like?
42:25Is it like?
42:26Yeah.
42:27Like.
42:28Shakira always goes like this.
42:29In the first place.
42:31Oh I can't do her accent.
42:33Oldie.
42:34And Laurie.
42:36Like why does she sound like that?
42:38Favorite thing Meghan's ever said.
42:40So Irish.
42:41What the fucking do Tommy?
42:43What the fucking do.
42:45What a lad.
42:46What a woman.
42:47What a lad.
42:48What a woman.
42:50That's me signing out for.
42:52Beat up the next day.
42:55For 2025.
42:56Oh I'm feeling so emotional.
43:01Excuse me.
43:02I can't believe the final's only two days away.
43:05And to celebrate here's nostalgic look back at the last eight weeks of Unseen Bits that you've
43:09already seen.
43:11It's Love Island Fun Seen Bits.
43:14The calm before the cock.
43:16Oh we're so bad.
43:22You know the saying blessing in disguise?
43:23Yeah.
43:24It's actually blessing in disguise.
43:26I've never understood a poetry.
43:27Like what is that?
43:28It's like a man can't break it on one side and then I had Helen at him.
43:31What?
43:33Excuse me.
43:35Cut some shapes in there.
43:37Do the look.
43:39Do it.
43:40Do it.
43:41Do it.
43:42Oh my God.
43:43They look good you know.
43:44Woo.
43:45Go on girls.
43:51Let's get it.
43:53Like that.
43:54And then down there like that.
43:55Nah nah that looks clumsy.
43:57Good girl.
43:58Good you celebrity.
43:59Yes.
44:01You really want to do it like a bad man you just fold your arms one time.
44:05That's no good.
44:06That's no good that's no good.
44:07Oh okay that's not great.
44:09One's booty does not take away from your own.
44:11Booty?
44:12Meow.
44:13Meow.
44:14Chicken and a chemical.
44:15That's not.
44:17I'm going to wet myself.
44:18I'm really sorry.
44:19I need to sit my head in the freezer.
44:22Shakira.
44:31Another stage.
44:32Is that red wine?
44:33Oh mate come on man.
44:34That's a good day in the office.
44:35That's an avocado isn't it?
44:36And that's a lime.
44:37That's a mango.
44:38This thing.
44:39No that's a lemon.
44:40Where am I nugget?
44:41I trim in the bin.
44:42Right I'm going to get on.
44:43Do you think I'm putting this on the show?
44:44No no no no no no.
44:45Maybe on scene.
44:46Tough.
44:47Yeah but nobody wants to do it.
44:48And that's a lime.
44:49And that's a lime.
44:50That's a mango.
44:51That's a mango.
44:52No that's a lemon.
44:53I trim in the bin.
44:54Right I'm going to get on.
44:55I trim in the bin.
44:56I trim it up and let me know will you.
44:59To the end.
45:00Do you think I'm putting this on the show?
45:04No no no no.
45:06Maybe on scene.
45:08Tough.
45:09Yeah but nobody wants to do it.
45:10Let me know when the time is up.
45:12That's it for this series of unseen bits.
45:14Anything to add girls?
45:16I think when you watch unseen bits you see all of us for how we actually are.
45:20Yeah.
45:21Yeah.
45:22Yeah.
45:23Yeah.
45:24Yeah.
45:25See, it's weird because I never watch Unseen Bits at home.
45:29Well, Meg, you'll be home in a couple of days
45:31and you can watch all the Unseen Bits then on ITVX.
45:35See you all next series!
45:37Contracts permitting.
45:39Bye!
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