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A traveling art saleswoman tries to shake off a flaky motel manager who falls for her and won't leave her alone.
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00:21:21Not Arizona, what does it matter, what does it matter?
00:21:33Okay. Thank you.
00:21:37Hi. I'm here to see Sue Kloss.
00:21:40Is she expecting you?
00:21:42Yeah, I left a couple messages.
00:21:44Messages regarding?
00:21:46Regarding Sue. Telling her I was in town. I'm an old friend.
00:21:49I see. Okay.
00:22:00Sue, hi.
00:22:05What are you doing here?
00:22:06I was wondering if we could talk.
00:22:09Why are you here?
00:22:10I called twice. Did you get the messages?
00:22:14You know what, you guys, I'm sorry. Why don't you go on ahead?
00:22:17Are you sure, Sue?
00:22:18Yeah. No, good. Go. Good.
00:22:22Hi.
00:22:26Can I talk to you for a second?
00:22:28Yeah.
00:22:29This is completely inappropriate.
00:22:33Um...
00:22:34This is like a violation.
00:22:36I wasn't trying to violate you.
00:22:37Well, you did. You are.
00:22:39You are violating my personal space.
00:22:41You are violating my personal life.
00:22:43I can't do this. I have to be somewhere. I'm late.
00:22:46It's five o'clock. What could you be late for?
00:22:48I have an event.
00:22:49You have an event?
00:22:51What kind of an event?
00:22:52I'm not gonna tell you.
00:22:54Can I come?
00:22:56Let's go.
00:23:26Here. Come on, you need it.
00:23:36You do this every week?
00:23:39Yeah.
00:23:41You're really good.
00:23:47You can't stay, Mike.
00:23:48Why not?
00:23:50Because it's insane.
00:23:52I let you touch my butt and then you fly all the way across the country.
00:23:56Well, it was much more than a butt touch.
00:24:02Still, you can't stay.
00:24:04I got a lot I got to do.
00:24:06Well, how much stuff can you do in one night?
00:24:08A lot.
00:24:09Like what?
00:24:12Do you go out with friends or...?
00:24:14Do you see that girl over there?
00:24:18She works for Burger King.
00:24:20She gives me vouchers every week.
00:24:22And I pass them out.
00:24:24That's what I do.
00:24:25Hey.
00:24:33I just want to let you know, if you want me to leave tomorrow, I will.
00:24:40I promise.
00:24:40Hey, guys.
00:24:46Sue's here.
00:24:48Okay.
00:24:49Whopper.
00:24:52Whopper.
00:24:53Whopper.
00:24:54Whopper.
00:24:56Whopper.
00:24:56Okay.
00:24:57Chicken tenders.
00:24:59Chicken tender.
00:25:00Okay.
00:25:01Careful.
00:25:02Easy, easy, easy.
00:25:03Easy.
00:25:05There you go.
00:25:06Chicken tender.
00:25:07Okay.
00:25:07Uh, BK veggie burger.
00:25:11Fuck that, Sue.
00:25:13Come on.
00:25:14It's supposed to be delicious.
00:25:15Thanks.
00:25:16I don't think so.
00:25:16Come on, guys.
00:25:17It's got soy in it.
00:25:18It's really good.
00:25:20Fine.
00:25:21I'll take it.
00:25:22All right.
00:25:23Hey, who wants a Powerade?
00:25:25All right.
00:25:26You got one there, buddy?
00:25:27Yes.
00:25:30Oh, this is nice.
00:25:32Thanks.
00:25:33I've been here two years.
00:25:41Compact fluorescence.
00:25:43Oh, bummer.
00:25:45Nice.
00:25:48So, I think I'm gonna, uh, go to sleep.
00:25:51Do you want me to touch your butt first?
00:25:55No.
00:25:56I only do that when I'm traveling.
00:26:00Right.
00:26:04So, do you, uh, are you alone here in Maryland, or do you have relatives around, or?
00:26:09My mom is over in Laurel.
00:26:11That, her name's Mary.
00:26:15What does she do?
00:26:16She sells insurance to deaf people.
00:26:19Hmm.
00:26:21Nice sweatsuit.
00:26:23Hmm.
00:26:26I don't, you know, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I think we probably shouldn't
00:26:30sleep in the same bed.
00:26:33That's a good call.
00:26:34No.
00:26:43I don't want to take it anymore.
00:27:48I actually don't have one.
00:27:53You don't have a return ticket?
00:27:55No, I bought it one way.
00:27:57Why?
00:27:58That's completely unacceptable, Mike.
00:28:00I know.
00:28:01You need to buy one.
00:28:03I know. I'm sorry. I didn't have enough money.
00:28:06What?
00:28:07I only had enough for a one way.
00:28:09And I thought...
00:28:10I thought...
00:28:12I'm just gonna go for it.
00:28:13With me?
00:28:14Yes.
00:28:16It was a far-flung notion.
00:28:18It was a fucking stupid notion.
00:28:20I guess.
00:28:21I'll lend you the money.
00:28:22No, you don't have to do that.
00:28:24Well, I'm going to.
00:28:24Okay, hey, would you first consider...
00:28:27taking the morning off from work?
00:28:29No.
00:28:30We could hang out, and then I'll leave.
00:28:32If I don't, you can mace me.
00:28:35You're insane.
00:28:36We'd go to the zoo.
00:28:37That'd be fun.
00:28:39Mike, zoos suck.
00:28:41Okay, then we'll do something else.
00:28:43Come on, Sue.
00:28:43Take the day off from work.
00:28:44You look like you could use it.
00:28:46I do?
00:28:51Hey!
00:29:00How can you bug something?
00:29:02How can you bug those people?
00:29:03Come on!
00:29:04Right, right, right.
00:29:06Not too hard, okay?
00:29:08All right.
00:29:10Oh, man.
00:29:11Oh, man.
00:29:16You shouldn't smoke.
00:29:18I'm done forever.
00:29:19I'm serious.
00:29:20No, you don't...
00:29:20Hey!
00:29:21You don't have to...
00:29:22You don't have to do that.
00:29:23I know, but I am.
00:29:24I'm done.
00:29:26It's time.
00:29:28Let me see if I understand something.
00:29:31Do you think that you, like, like me, Mike?
00:29:33Yes.
00:29:35Why?
00:29:37Because you have style.
00:29:39No, I don't.
00:29:40Yeah, you do.
00:29:40No, no, I don't.
00:29:42Yeah.
00:29:43You give away 30% of your income.
00:29:46You would, too, if you made more.
00:29:50No, I wouldn't.
00:29:52You're also incredibly sweet.
00:29:58Well, come on, beneath.
00:29:59Beneath.
00:30:03Beneath what?
00:30:06Beneath the part of you that's not.
00:30:12Better get your bath.
00:30:16I'll pay you back with a ticket.
00:30:23Don't worry about it.
00:30:27So, will I ever see you again?
00:30:31That wouldn't be good for you, Mike.
00:30:32I'm not good with people.
00:30:33No, that's not true.
00:30:34Yeah, now it is.
00:30:36No, it's not.
00:30:37What about those homeless guys?
00:30:39Because they love you.
00:30:42What about the soccer gals?
00:30:47What about me?
00:30:48Okay, buddy, all aboard.
00:31:12Better get on the bus.
00:31:13Let's get on the bus.
00:31:34Hey, Sue, it's Mike calling again.
00:32:01And I'm trying not to call you much, but I just want to make sure that you got the poem
00:32:05that I sent last week, you know, the sort of elongated haiku thing.
00:32:10Anyway, you know my home number and, of course, the front desk.
00:32:14But seriously, you should call because I'm definitely around.
00:32:17Anyway, I'll talk to you later.
00:32:19I hope. Bye.
00:32:20See you.
00:32:31We thought we lost you.
00:32:46We thought we lost you.
00:32:50We thought we lost you.
00:32:54Welcome back.
00:32:56I thought you were going to quit smoking.
00:33:14I just did.
00:33:19What are you doing here?
00:33:22Work.
00:33:26Hey, did you get my haiku?
00:33:29The elongated one?
00:33:31Yeah.
00:33:33Yeah.
00:33:36It was nice.
00:33:39So you're just passing through?
00:33:43Yeah.
00:33:44Fly out from Phoenix.
00:33:46Okay, I'll take that.
00:33:48Oh, thank you.
00:33:49So this must be a really, you know, good region for corporate art sales.
00:33:56Yes, it is.
00:33:57Good.
00:34:00Hey, I'm supposed to go to this yoga class thing later.
00:34:06Would you like to come with me?
00:34:08Do you have a boyfriend, Sue?
00:34:32No.
00:34:34Did you recently?
00:34:37Yes.
00:34:37What was his name?
00:34:40Jane Go.
00:34:43He was an ex-punk.
00:34:44Ex-like a ex-punk?
00:34:46Ex-rock punk.
00:34:48We broke up when he moved away.
00:34:51Why'd he leave?
00:34:52To open the Pacific Northwest branch of his organic yogurt company.
00:34:58He's the president.
00:35:03Thanks.
00:35:03So how's your job these days?
00:35:07It's okay.
00:35:08But it's not your fantasy job.
00:35:11I don't really do fantasy, Mike.
00:35:13If you could close your eyes and pick anything, what would it be?
00:35:17Uh...
00:35:18But you gotta close your eyes, otherwise it's not gonna work.
00:35:19Oh.
00:35:20Okay.
00:35:21Okay.
00:35:25To run a full-service, state-of-the-art soup kitchen.
00:35:28Wow.
00:35:29Multiple housing units upstairs.
00:35:32Recreational facilities in the basement.
00:35:35Job outreach.
00:35:37Midnight basketball.
00:35:38Really good soup?
00:35:39Always.
00:35:40Excellent soup.
00:35:41First and foremost.
00:35:43What about kids?
00:35:44You wanna have kids?
00:35:48You know what was really great about that yoga class?
00:35:52Was the breathing stuff.
00:35:55I don't do that.
00:35:57Breathe?
00:35:57There are days where I have to instruct my heart to request additional air.
00:36:07And I have to tell myself, breathe, Sue.
00:36:13Just keep breathing.
00:36:17Yes, I want kids.
00:36:20Were you not sure it went I asked?
00:36:24I just don't think I've ever really been asked.
00:36:27That way.
00:36:33Can I ask one more question?
00:36:35No, no, no.
00:36:35I'm done, I swear.
00:36:40Will you come visit my mom with me on the way home?
00:36:44She's sick and I promised I'd stop by.
00:36:48Here, these are for you.
00:36:51There's a flower show downtown.
00:36:53That's nice of you.
00:36:56Okay.
00:36:57Um, hey Ma, uh, Sue flew in from Baltimore just this morning.
00:37:02What do you do, Sue?
00:37:03I sell corporate decorative art.
00:37:07I've met you before.
00:37:09Yeah, you know, she stayed at the motel, Ma.
00:37:11That's how we met.
00:37:12And where are you from originally?
00:37:14Uh, I'm from Columbia, Maryland.
00:37:17Do you come from a good family?
00:37:19Uh, no, not really.
00:37:22Is there something specifically wrong with your family?
00:37:26Uh, well, my father lives on an ashram in Northern California.
00:37:31Pretty much sums up everything about him.
00:37:35Um, he once forgot to pick me up from gymnastics for an entire night.
00:37:40That's quite a lot of somersaults.
00:37:41Yeah.
00:37:42I didn't care.
00:37:45I didn't, I would really just explain some more about him than, um, it does me.
00:37:54Could you hand me those pills, Mike?
00:37:57Which ones?
00:37:58The ones on the left there.
00:38:07Can I talk to my son in private for a moment?
00:38:11Yeah, did I say something wrong?
00:38:13Not at all.
00:38:15I'll just be a moment.
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:27I like her.
00:38:29Really?
00:38:30She's a bit of a long shot.
00:38:33But she's logical.
00:38:36In an emotionally annihilated kind of way.
00:38:40But that's okay.
00:38:42Underneath, there's a heart of...
00:38:45Gold?
00:38:45No, I wouldn't say gold.
00:38:47Maybe made of...
00:38:49leather.
00:38:51But it works out.
00:38:55She'll be good for you when I'm gone.
00:38:58Needless to say, what would make me happy is...
00:39:00for you to find something for yourself before my checkout time.
00:39:05Just so I know it's not you and your father alone here walking around like robots.
00:39:11My dad's not a robot.
00:39:13He is.
00:39:15But I was mostly talking about you.
00:39:19Unless you find a way out.
00:39:22Of what?
00:39:23Of whatever it is you're stuck in.
00:39:25Get it from your father.
00:39:31He came back from the war stuck.
00:39:35Been talking about joining a gym ever since.
00:39:39Never has.
00:39:42But that doesn't have to be you.
00:39:44You okay?
00:39:57Yeah.
00:39:58Are you?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:40:02She liked you.
00:40:04No, she didn't.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06She did.
00:40:07She told me.
00:40:23What took you so long?
00:40:28Dad?
00:40:29Uh, do you remember Sue?
00:40:30There's a toilet overflow in 110.
00:40:37Okay.
00:40:38Gotta get home to your mom.
00:40:39Yeah.
00:40:40I
00:40:51I
00:41:01I
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00:41:03I
00:41:04you're really leaving i have to you can't do one more night just i have meetings this afternoon
00:41:23in seattle blow them off and just stay for a while it's my job i know but you know you could
00:41:29get a job around here where such one house no i'm just saying that you know mike
00:41:36i don't know how to say this
00:41:41this isn't gonna work i mean i'll i'll stop by when i pass through mom what do you mean
00:41:52i can't move from baltimore to live in a corner double room of your parents motel
00:42:01i mean
00:42:05be serious
00:42:09i'm sorry
00:42:14i'll stay in better touch this time
00:42:18yeah whatever you say
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00:46:02i'll give you 300
00:46:07okay
00:46:10oh hi hi i'm here to see sue please sue no longer works here
00:46:24i'm sorry she moved to washington dc state her own boyfriend convinced her to move out to
00:46:33aberdeen showed up here with flowers first-class plane tickets it was very officer and a gentleman
00:46:39the numbers we broke broken and changed
00:46:43and changed
00:46:45as we spoke
00:46:48we knew that we would always be down
00:46:53hitting the numbers
00:46:57and somebody beside you
00:47:01slipped your head inside the ground
00:47:06princess of the poppers
00:47:08and all the old showstoppers
00:47:11till this moment's still unknown
00:47:15uh
00:47:24number eight
00:47:39uh one hot hole eight things i don't know huh no no i dude i'm just messing with you
00:47:49you're new in town right oh hey yeah yeah you're looking for a job yeah you uh
00:48:03you want to work here
00:48:04seriously why the wouldn't i be serious al hi mike mike it is nice to meet you mike yeah you too
00:48:15dude you stink i do big time you can't work here if you stink it's my parents place in the
00:48:21roll school they really hate stinky people okay yeah so like go home take a shower please come
00:48:27back and i'll get you the job i don't have a home really all right he also needs a place to live so i
00:48:38was thinking that maybe we could you know let him stay in the basement and deduct some rent from his
00:48:43hey great yeah he thinks a lot for helping me out it really means a lot
00:48:59dude no problem man you know i've been trying to get my folks to hire someone american anyway because
00:49:04we catch less bigger bullshit that way plus i freaking hate work in the mornings why because
00:49:09i smoke a lot of pot i don't like sleeping in that's cool so why'd you come to aberdeen mike um this
00:49:16girl that i'm in love with uh she moved here to be with her ex-boyfriend oh that sucks man yeah
00:49:26yeah especially considering guys a punk like a punk punk uh ex-punk think he's older now
00:49:33does he train dogs i don't know is his name like jango yeah i think it is i have totally heard of
00:49:45this dude mike is he a punk no he's an ex-punk so the thing with this guy is right he's also like a
00:49:52yogurt magnate okay totally huge in the yoga business this guy's like a yoga fucking mogul
00:49:56you see those kennels over there that's where he keeps the dogs god damn it what this guy this guy's
00:50:05like a total stud what do you mean i'm not a sexual superman this guy i mean no dude you're probably
00:50:14fine you're just saying that yeah that's true but what do you want me to say that you're right
00:50:19no but okay look look no chicks these days they don't want sexual supermen okay they want hard workers
00:50:25you know guys who hustle and i mean you look like a hustler mike i mean you came all the way out
00:50:30to aberdeen dude and that's got to count for something right yeah yeah this guy's got shrubbery
00:50:36shaped like pit bulls
00:50:55i think i got an idea for how you can get your girl back really you see that dude sitting over there
00:51:22he runs a flight school in olympia you should talk to him mike
00:51:34okay mike what do i need now is for you to free your mind so that to have a spiritually fulfilling
00:51:40religious fucking moment i'm pretty sure i can do a stance that's the mic that i've come to know
00:51:47for the last eight hours that's the mic
00:51:50i feel like making love
00:52:02i feel like making love
00:52:16i feel like making love
00:52:28i feel like making love to you
00:52:42i feel like making love to you
00:52:51jesus
00:52:55Oh, my God! Who is that?
00:52:59It's me, Mike!
00:53:01Mike?
00:53:03What are you doing?
00:53:05Mike, come here!
00:53:07Mike, out! There you go!
00:53:09Stop with your feet!
00:53:11What the fuck's going on?
00:53:13Here, Mike, come here!
00:53:15Stop it! Come here to me!
00:53:17Follow my hands! Follow the noise!
00:53:19Right here, come here!
00:53:21Come on! There you go! Here I am!
00:53:23Here! I got you! I got you!
00:53:25What?
00:53:27Oh, God! Are you okay?
00:53:29Back away! Sue!
00:53:31Jango, give me the gun! Give me the damn gun!
00:53:33I think I'm dying! It's just BBs!
00:53:35No, I mean, I really think I'm dying!
00:53:37We're back, Sue! Clear!
00:53:39What are you? Wait!
00:53:41Jango! What are you doing? CPR!
00:53:43Oh, my God! I'm calling an ambulance!
00:53:45Okay.
00:53:47Well, that just looks like you're kissing him, Jango!
00:53:53Okay.
00:54:03Hi.
00:54:05Hi.
00:54:09Where am I?
00:54:11The Aberdeen Medical Center.
00:54:16Did, uh...
00:54:17Did...
00:54:18Yeah.
00:54:19Jango shot you.
00:54:20Which caused you to go into shock.
00:54:24Mike, why?
00:54:28Why did you come out here?
00:54:30Because I love you.
00:54:38Do I have BB holes in my neck?
00:54:41Yeah.
00:54:42It hurt.
00:54:43I can imagine.
00:54:46I thought it was over with that guy.
00:54:50It's good to me, Mike.
00:54:51He put me in charge of his company's non-profit yogurt fund,
00:54:54which allows me to do a lot of good things for a lot of people.
00:54:57He also feels horrible about shooting you,
00:55:00and he would like to have you over for dinner.
00:55:03Oh.
00:55:04That's nice.
00:55:05Hey, so who's this guy?
00:55:12That is, uh, me and Joe Strummer
00:55:15in the summer of 79 at the 100 Club in London.
00:55:19Who's Joe Strummer?
00:55:20Joe Strummer most likely made love to your mother, Al,
00:55:24and then wrote a song about it.
00:55:26Here's the two of us throwing up together to CBGBs.
00:55:29Hey.
00:55:30Who's that?
00:55:32Ah.
00:55:33It's me and Ed McMahon.
00:55:35Ed McWildman.
00:55:38Now, he's a true punk.
00:55:40Basically, for me, dog work is a thrill,
00:55:44an adrenaline rush, if you will,
00:55:46that's otherwise hard for me to replicate in the world of yogurt.
00:55:50Especially now that you're not a punk.
00:55:52Ah, well, I'll always be a punk in here, Al.
00:55:55Make no mistake.
00:55:56But there's less need for me to call myself a punk
00:55:59in a world when the very notion of punkdom
00:56:02has been commodified for the mass market.
00:56:06Okay.
00:56:07How do you like your Marsala?
00:56:09It's really good.
00:56:10Yeah?
00:56:11Oh, you're not gonna eat any?
00:56:13No, I liquefied it.
00:56:15Listen, I would just like to formally and quite sincerely
00:56:19apologize to you for the BB gun incident.
00:56:22I lost my cool.
00:56:24I was scared for Sue.
00:56:26I was scared for the dog,
00:56:27scared for the general well-being of the pool.
00:56:30So, I just want to say that I'm sorry, my friend.
00:56:36I blundered.
00:56:39Yeah.
00:56:40Sorry.
00:56:41Yeah, so now that's behind us.
00:56:43Sue tells me that you're a painter.
00:56:46Yeah, very, very talented painter.
00:56:51Oh, when did you have the opportunity to become acquainted with his work, Sue?
00:56:56That was my last business trip for Corporate Bliss.
00:57:01Hmm.
00:57:02And you saw her and thought, great opportunity to promote my art, or you thought, beautiful
00:57:11woman?
00:57:12The first part.
00:57:15The art one.
00:57:16Yeah.
00:57:17Now, and so you're the guy who paints foxes and hounds for Corporate Arts?
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:23Okay.
00:57:24Because I got something to say about that.
00:57:26You take a Rottweiler.
00:57:28What?
00:57:29No.
00:57:30Let's say a Malinois chasing a fox.
00:57:32You got a seriously new dynamic on your hands.
00:57:35Because a Malinois on a fox's ass, that'd be a trip.
00:57:40Because a Malinois is gonna turn that little fox into fox meat inside of 23 seconds.
00:57:46You know what I'm saying?
00:57:47So I'd just like to lobby for that a little bit.
00:57:50Okay.
00:57:51That was really great, chicken jingle.
00:57:53I love that fucking chicken jingle.
00:57:55Oh, hey, you had better chicken than that.
00:57:57You'd have to be a rooster.
00:58:04Hey, speaking of, who's up for some dessert?
00:58:06Oh.
00:58:07Got a new flavor I want to try out on you guys.
00:58:09Henry Rollins' chicken wing crunch.
00:58:16Oh, hey, Sue.
00:58:17Mike and I are gonna go to the cowboy club after this.
00:58:20And if you want to join us, you know, they got really great dancing.
00:58:23I'll think about it.
00:58:25Yeah.
00:58:32What I'm trying to say is that China is not only gonna kick America's economic butt,
00:58:36but it's gonna invade your whole country.
00:58:38I am talking about you guys getting, like, a whole new flag and whatnot.
00:58:41I'm not an Asian.
00:58:42You need to reorient the way you think about the Asians, Mike,
00:58:45because we will blow your mind with our uniqueness and inner beauty.
00:58:49You think she's hot?
00:58:50Yeah.
00:58:51Sorta.
00:58:52Hi, guys.
00:58:54Yes.
00:58:55Sue.
00:58:56Hi.
00:58:57Hi, Mike.
00:59:01You didn't bring Django, did you?
00:59:03No, no.
00:59:04He got kind of drunk, so I just told him that I had an errand.
00:59:08Hey, you want to dance with us, Sue?
00:59:13No.
00:59:14Come on, I know you got a move.
00:59:15I don't have a move.
00:59:16Everybody's got a move, Sue.
00:59:17Mike, show your move.
00:59:18I don't have a move.
00:59:19Sue, don't you think Mike's got moves?
00:59:21I bet you have a move.
00:59:23Come on, let's bust a move!
00:59:25Come on.
00:59:26Come on.
00:59:27Come on.
00:59:28I put on lipstick, paint, and powder.
00:59:32When I do, it's all you see.
00:59:38Giving someone what they wanted.
00:59:43Wasn't all I thought it'd be.
00:59:48Don't make it better, make it over.
00:59:56Make it new or make it done.
01:00:01I guess I'll be alright without you.
01:00:07The world looks better when you're gone.
01:00:10I'll be walking out the back door.
01:00:15Have a time to get in for you.
01:00:17Yeah, Aberdeen is building the biggest biodiesel fuel plant in the country.
01:00:21Whatever you say, Mike.
01:00:23No, we should find a way to get in on that.
01:00:25Yeah.
01:00:27Hey, Django.
01:00:32You know why I'll always be a punk, Matt?
01:00:36Mike?
01:00:37Mike.
01:00:38Because I take very little shit.
01:00:43Hey!
01:00:44I'm watching you, Matt.
01:00:48You stay away from her.
01:00:52Jesus Christ, Mike.
01:00:56Mike, Mike.
01:00:57You alright?
01:00:58I'll get back.
01:00:59Yeah, man.
01:01:01Yeah, man.
01:01:02He's a scumbag.
01:01:03He's gonna regret that.
01:01:13So you sure you wanna do this?
01:01:14Look, don't come if you don't want.
01:01:15Dude, I'm with you.
01:01:18Okay, let's do it.
01:01:21Let's go.
01:01:51Ali, we have enough young to see.
01:01:52We get a happy Rebecca's birthday of supper.
01:01:53Do that.
01:01:54All right, let's go.
01:01:55Okay, let's go.
01:01:56Let's go.
01:01:57You look, don't go.
01:01:58Hey!
01:01:59We've got trouble.
01:02:00Now what have you in the last night?
01:02:01Now, let's go.
01:02:02If you have a남TMLAR, come on.
01:02:03Love.
01:02:04Well, beautiful.
01:02:05And you're flying.
01:02:06In a hour
01:02:07fully I don't believe.
01:02:08Let's go.
01:02:09If I 10mm Fuel.
01:02:10Have a new killing place,
01:02:11I Lehr you off.
01:02:12FamilyConCon.
01:02:14Hope will live with me,
01:02:16I know I'd love about you.
01:02:19you in the heaven
01:02:22till I'm
01:02:24done all
01:02:26the way feel like
01:02:29making
01:02:29I feel like making
01:02:34love
01:02:35I feel
01:02:39like making love
01:02:41I feel like making
01:02:44love
01:02:46I feel like
01:02:49making love
01:02:50to you
01:02:52use that
01:03:00just
01:03:02wait wait
01:03:08go go go go go
01:03:10I love you Sue
01:03:13eat that dog man
01:03:16you suck
01:03:17okay
01:03:33okay
01:03:35we need to talk Mike
01:03:56I know
01:03:58I've been leaving you messages
01:04:00I mean did
01:04:01did you tell him
01:04:04about us
01:04:05that we
01:04:06yes
01:04:06why
01:04:10because I'm
01:04:14marrying him
01:04:14what
01:04:17which I need you to accept
01:04:19why
01:04:20because I'm at a point in my life where
01:04:23there are certain things that I need
01:04:26like what
01:04:27like a certain kind of love
01:04:28what kind
01:04:30the kind that is not
01:04:31like an unguided missile
01:04:34you can't just stalk people
01:04:37around the country
01:04:38you can't parachute into people's pools
01:04:41knock on people's motel rooms just because you're feeling lonely
01:04:46life isn't like that
01:04:49for you to be with someone
01:04:52it's
01:04:53it's not
01:04:54all about what you need
01:04:56it's got to be more selfless than that Mike
01:04:59it's got to be more selfless than that
01:05:01oh like
01:05:02like
01:05:03save everyone else in the world except yourself
01:05:06I don't
01:05:07that's not what I do
01:05:08yes it is
01:05:09no it's not
01:05:10yes it is
01:05:11you're so busy being selfless
01:05:13that you end up treating yourself like shit
01:05:16that really what you think of me
01:05:19I'm just
01:05:20I'm just saying I
01:05:22I know what you need
01:05:23what
01:05:24which is what
01:05:25to take care of yourself a little
01:05:27so that the people who love you
01:05:30don't feel like they're annoying you
01:05:33Sue
01:05:35Sue
01:05:36just
01:05:37marry me
01:05:39hey just let the world go screw itself
01:05:41for
01:05:42a half second
01:05:43and just see what happens
01:05:45maybe it'll be okay
01:05:46I'm getting married on Saturday
01:05:53why
01:05:54because I'm pregnant
01:05:58and I'm gonna have it
01:06:05and
01:06:05it's what I want
01:06:09you're having a child
01:06:14could
01:06:20could it be mine
01:06:22no
01:06:23which is why I'm getting married
01:06:32Mike I can't afford to be selfish on this one
01:06:40I just have to be with somebody
01:06:43who knows what they're doing with their life
01:06:45sorry
01:06:50Suey just doesn't cut it
01:06:54can you leave now please
01:07:07just leave okay
01:07:12get out of my basement Sue
01:07:17Susan get
01:07:20I'm serious
01:07:21get the fuck out of my basement right now
01:07:24yeah
01:07:30I'm good
01:07:31on
01:07:35I'm good
01:07:35movie
01:07:35and
01:07:35and
01:07:35I'm good
01:07:36on
01:07:37I'm right
01:07:38I'm good
01:07:39I'm good
01:07:40I'm good
01:07:41that's it
01:07:42and
01:08:21I wish I had that dickwad's BB gun right now.
01:08:28Are they going on a honeymoon?
01:08:30I don't know.
01:08:33Yeah, they'll probably wait until yogurt season's over.
01:08:46You're gonna be alright.
01:08:47Yeah, yeah.
01:08:51I just want to say, Al.
01:08:58You're the best friend I ever had.
01:09:02Ditto.
01:09:11What a douchebag, huh?
01:09:13You know, it's enough to make you want to be a Buddhist monk.
01:09:21My people are really good at that stuff.
01:09:24Yeah.
01:09:24No, dude.
01:09:32Don't get carried away.
01:09:34Come on.
01:09:35Well, I don't know what I'm looking for, but I know that I just want to look some more.
01:09:42And I won't be satisfied till there's nothing left that I haven't tried.
01:09:49For some people it's an easy choice, but for me there's a devil and an angel's voice.
01:09:55Well, I don't know what I'm looking for, but I know that I just want to look some more.
01:10:03And you're heard from strangers and you're heard from friends that love never dies and love never ends.
01:10:10And I don't know what I'm looking for, but I know that I just want to look some more.
01:10:15And you're heard from strangers and you're heard from friends that love never dies and love never ends.
01:10:22And I don't know what you know I don't want to fight because you're always wrong and I'm always right.
01:10:29Well, I don't know what I'm living for, but I know that I just want to look some more.
01:10:35Michael, the progress you've made in your four months here has been remarkable.
01:10:49Thank you, Father.
01:10:51Needless to say, your immersion in the duty of carrot chopper and broom chief has been full and complete.
01:10:59But some worries have arisen.
01:11:01Such as what, Father?
01:11:03Well, first of all, you're not supposed to call me Father.
01:11:05Oh, but I must say, I admit, I've grown fond of it.
01:11:11Michael, an aspiring Buddha sufferer such as yourself should seek to produce a heart that does not dwell.
01:11:22Of course, Father.
01:11:24In your heart, Michael, may I say, it does dwell.
01:11:28No, it doesn't.
01:11:29Does, Michael.
01:11:31You have not transcended your earthly passions.
01:11:34To put it bluntly, you are stuck.
01:11:40You also spent too much time playing volleyball.
01:11:42Yeah, but I thought that was permitted, Father.
01:11:45Yes, but not for seven hours a day.
01:11:47Also, you encouraged it for a stress release.
01:11:50Yes, I did, yes.
01:11:52But, uh, Michael, Buddhist monks aren't supposed to have seven hours a day worth of stress.
01:11:59We are Buddhist monks.
01:12:02Buddhist monks.
01:12:03So, what should I do?
01:12:11My parents died when I was ten.
01:12:14Two months later, my uncle and I moved to America.
01:12:17I was forced to let go of everything I knew in order to move on.
01:12:21Sometimes in life, you must do that.
01:12:28Where are you from, Father?
01:12:31Vietnam.
01:12:33How near province.
01:12:36My parents were killed in a war.
01:12:40By the Americans?
01:12:41Yes.
01:12:43And yet I moved here.
01:12:46Life is hard.
01:12:53I'm sorry.
01:12:55No, no, no.
01:12:56It is not your fault.
01:13:00Let go, Mike.
01:13:03Let go.
01:13:03Move on.
01:13:04Move on.
01:14:04I recognize a little you.
01:14:21Yeah, I'm the guy who sold you my mom's necklace.
01:14:24Oh, yeah, that's right.
01:14:25What can I do you for?
01:14:27I want it back.
01:14:34Dad, do you want me to make you some dinner?
01:14:47No, I'm all right.
01:14:50Okay.
01:14:51Dad, when you were over in Vietnam, did you ever do any fighting in the Hau Nha province?
01:15:09Yeah.
01:15:17Why?
01:15:22I just met this guy up at the monastery who's from that area.
01:15:28Seemed to really have his shit together.
01:15:33Good to hear.
01:15:34Dad, I've been thinking maybe you should sell this place.
01:15:53You don't even like it here.
01:15:56This was Mom's thing.
01:15:58Why do you say that?
01:15:59Because it's true.
01:16:03Come on, Mom loved people, loved running things.
01:16:06It's not like you.
01:16:07You're not like a people person, Dad.
01:16:11You should let it go.
01:16:14And move on.
01:16:16Otherwise, you're just gonna rot.
01:16:18Sell it and do what?
01:16:19Anything.
01:16:20You'd still have time.
01:16:21You'd have money.
01:16:22What do you need, Mike?
01:16:25Alone?
01:16:27No.
01:16:29I just wanted to say
01:16:31that this doesn't have to be it.
01:16:38And that I love you.
01:16:39Dear Mike,
01:17:03I know you probably don't want to hear from me,
01:17:05and I can't say I blame you.
01:17:06But I wanted to write anyway
01:17:08to let you know what I think,
01:17:10which is that
01:17:11I think you had a point that day
01:17:13about people who hide behind their causes
01:17:16in order to avoid their lives.
01:17:22You had a point down there in that basement
01:17:24with the soy sauce and the mice.
01:17:27And so I wanted to say thanks.
01:17:34Because of you, Mike,
01:17:35I'm not the same person I was.
01:17:39Goodbye, Mike.
01:17:41Love, Sue.
01:17:49So I thought about what you said the other day.
01:17:51I think you had a point.
01:17:58That being said,
01:17:59this is yours.
01:18:03What is it?
01:18:04Deed at the motel.
01:18:05Signed over to you.
01:18:10Dad, that's not why.
01:18:12It's fine.
01:18:12I don't need it.
01:18:17Your mom was good about that.
01:18:19You can't just give me the motel.
01:18:22It's your birthright.
01:18:26What would you do?
01:18:27I want to get in shape.
01:18:30Maybe join one of those
01:18:31basketball leagues.
01:18:35How about you?
01:18:35I don't know.
01:18:38I think of something.
01:18:41You're done with the monk stuff?
01:18:43Yeah.
01:18:44I'll still occasionally do it.
01:18:47I mean,
01:18:47not professionally,
01:18:49but...
01:18:51What about that girl?
01:18:57Oh, that didn't work out.
01:19:00Yeah,
01:19:00we weren't,
01:19:02you know,
01:19:02like,
01:19:04men for each other.
01:19:05I don't know, Mike.
01:19:09Things change
01:19:10in life.
01:19:13What do you mean?
01:19:15You're not the same guy you were.
01:19:25Good soup.
01:19:31Good soup.
01:19:35You can do this, Mike.
01:19:55I'm going to hit the gym.
01:19:56Oh, yeah?
01:19:57Yeah,
01:19:58they have a senior citizen
01:19:59hoop run from three to five.
01:20:00You've got a new ball.
01:20:04Yeah, I see.
01:20:07All right, Mike.
01:20:09See ya.
01:20:09But let's then forget
01:20:11But spirits born from the not-happened yet
01:20:15Gathering them
01:20:17To pay off a debt
01:20:19Brought back from the wars
01:20:21Hello.
01:20:22Hi, Django.
01:20:23It's Mike,
01:20:24Sue's friend.
01:20:25Hi, Mike.
01:20:25Hi.
01:20:26Look,
01:20:26I know that I'm probably not the guy
01:20:28you want to hear from right now,
01:20:29but I need to tell Sue
01:20:30about what I'm doing down here.
01:20:32And I think that when she hears
01:20:33what I'm up to,
01:20:34she'll at least understand
01:20:35that if nothing else...
01:20:36Mike?
01:20:37Yeah?
01:20:38We split up.
01:20:40Sue and I
01:20:41split up.
01:20:42She
01:20:43left me.
01:20:44Went back to Maryland.
01:20:45to be with her mom.
01:20:47Deep as a secret
01:20:50Nobody knows
01:20:52I know you want to
01:20:56I've worked for
01:20:58I've worked for
01:20:58One more
01:20:59And I've come down
01:21:01A better time
01:21:03In some cold ways
01:21:04In pointless ways
01:21:06We're going
01:21:08For all we know
01:21:10Hi.
01:21:24Hi.
01:21:24Are you Mary Clausen?
01:21:27Yes.
01:21:28Hi.
01:21:29Hi.
01:21:30I'm a friend of Sue's.
01:21:32Is she home?
01:21:33Who are you?
01:21:34Mike.
01:21:36From management.
01:21:38Oh.
01:21:38Um.
01:21:41Sue?
01:21:42Mike is here.
01:22:07Hi.
01:22:08It will all come back
01:22:12How's the baby?
01:22:19So far so good.
01:22:23Are you okay?
01:22:27Yeah.
01:22:27I'm really sorry Mike.
01:22:39Why?
01:22:40Because I really messed up
01:22:42With you.
01:22:44But you were right.
01:22:46I was like a kid.
01:22:48This is the deed
01:22:55To the motel
01:22:56I want to turn it into
01:23:00A homeless shelter
01:23:01With midnight basketball
01:23:04I already bought the soup noodles
01:23:08I was actually hoping
01:23:16That you might want to help
01:23:18I really love you Sue
01:23:25And I want to take care of you
01:23:29And whoever it is
01:23:30That's inside of you
01:23:31All I want
01:23:37Is to be with you
01:23:40That's it
01:23:42Breathe Sue
01:23:53Okay
01:23:53Just keep breathing
01:23:56I wrote you a haiku
01:24:11I wrote you a haiku
01:24:11Want to hear it?
01:24:15Sure
01:24:15Mike
01:24:20Oh Mike
01:24:21My man
01:24:22Keeps showing up
01:24:25Like UPS
01:24:26Sue
01:24:28You're such a bitch
01:24:30I like it
01:24:34You're such a bitch
01:24:35You're such a bitch
01:24:36Yes
01:25:04What am I gonna do?
01:25:16Isn't that just jelly?
01:25:19All the things I've heard
01:25:20Of all the things you find
01:25:23I wonder if you know
01:25:25I wonder if you're bitter
01:25:28And all that you've considered
01:25:30Might mama lay the on mind
01:25:33And the toll
01:25:35Will bring you down real hard
01:25:38Cause your house
01:25:41Is only made of cards
01:25:43So sweet lay it's the dream
01:25:45In the cookie jar
01:25:47Where everybody is
01:25:50Everywhere you are
01:25:53Remember what you did
01:25:55Remember what you said
01:25:57Alone in Macaroon
01:26:00Inside your biscuit head
01:26:02And the toll
01:26:05Will bring you down real hard
01:26:08Cause your house
01:26:10Is only made of cards
01:26:12What about the gym we're in?
01:26:27And what about when we were friends?
01:26:32I kept my cookie jar
01:26:44Too high upon the shelf
01:26:46Here's what I wish for you
01:26:49Here's what you must do
01:26:51Preserve yourself
01:26:53Preserve yourself
01:26:54Preserve yourself
01:26:56Preserve yourself
01:26:58Preserve yourself
01:27:01Preserve yourself
01:27:03Preserve yourself
01:27:08Preserve yourself
01:27:10Preserve yourself
01:27:13Preserve yourself
01:27:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:27:19Okay.
01:27:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:27:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:27:25Brace of yourself.
01:27:28Brace of yourself.
01:27:30Brace of yourself.
01:27:34Oh.
01:27:35Oh.
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