Skip to playerSkip to main contentSkip to footer
Snap Cine
  • yesterday
🎬 Thank you for watching Snap Cine
We’re not just here to bring you the best web dramas — we’re also part of a powerful wellness network for men that cares about your performance both on screen… and in the bedroom.

😓 Feeling low energy, struggling with drive, or finishing too fast? You're not alone — but you don't have to settle for less.

💪 Discover the power of pure Himalayan Shilajit — a natural testosterone booster trusted by thousands of men to restore stamina, energy, and confidence in intimacy.

👉 Check it out here:
https://shorturl.at/DzNxh
#drama #tvseries #movielover #filmcommunity #englishdrama #watchnow #mustwatch #cinema #tvshows #seriesaddict #hollywood #netflix #primevideo #hbo #streaming #actor #actress #filmlife #movienight #movietime #dramalover #filmreview #moviereview #screenplay #director #onset #dramaseries #thriller #romancedrama #crime #detective #tvdrama #binge #bingewatch #episodic #moviefan #movietrailer #comingsoon #moviemagic #behindthescenes #filmmaking #tvaddict #classicdrama #newrelease #internationaldrama #englishmovies #tvseriesjunkie #bigscreen #dramaobsessed #mustsee
Transcript
00:00Of course I can't make you a cortado.
00:06Well done, Robin.
00:09That's on the cusp of going off.
00:13Come on, Mum. Ethel's going to be here any minute.
00:16So, Mum, the code is...
00:18One cry...
00:20Yep, is green.
00:21Two cries...
00:23...is red.
00:24Three cries...
00:26We know what the cries sound like. You don't need to keep doing them.
00:28...is yellow.
00:29And four cries...
00:30Oh, my God.
00:31What, tinnitus?
00:35...is blue.
00:36OK, so the code is...
00:37One green, two red, three yellow, four blue. You got that?
00:41We've all got that.
00:42I'm very bad at learning codes, is all.
00:44That's why I had to change my PIN to 1111.
00:48Yeah, stop telling people that. Good to know.
00:50As a rule, do not say any anecdotes that involve you revealing your PIN.
00:54All right, keep your wig on.
00:56And if you're still not sure or you can't hear anything,
00:58just say,
00:59Is the baby all right?
01:00And I'll do it again.
01:01Is the baby all right?
01:02And I'll do it again.
01:03No, I mean, where is the baby?
01:05Oh, yeah.
01:06He's upstairs in his hush-a-by snoozy baby sleep pod.
01:09What? Sleeping?
01:10Well, I hope so.
01:11Yeah, that is what it's for.
01:12Yeah, OK.
01:13And, Mum, Mum, it's really important that you keep a poker face.
01:16A poker face.
01:17Well, Uno face.
01:18Exactly.
01:19What's an Uno face?
01:20Just don't move your face at all when you're playing, Sue, so just...
01:23Like this.
01:24What, like that?
01:25Like that.
01:26Yeah, that's good.
01:27I've actually got a Botox cream in my bag that'll do that for you.
01:29Well, I think it's probably worth a go.
01:31Mmm.
01:32It does burn a bit, though.
01:33I mean, it really burns, Sue.
01:35Even so?
01:36No, it really burns.
01:37Do not use it on your scrotum, Sue, trust me.
01:39Er, well, no, I won't.
01:41Well, I can't.
01:42Yeah, fair point.
01:43Why did you put it on your scrotum, Robin?
01:44Well, because it claimed to be anti-wrinkle, didn't it, babe?
01:47So I thought I'd give it a proper challenge.
01:48And it failed.
01:49Right.
01:50Badly.
01:51So did I, in a way.
01:52Oh, my God.
01:54Well, she won't need any creams.
01:55Just relax, Sue.
01:56You know, try to enjoy it.
01:57It might be fun.
01:58Fun?!
01:59Of course it won't!
02:00When I feel like I'm on the James Bond show!
02:03Oh, God.
02:04On the...
02:05They're films, Mum.
02:06They're films, famously.
02:07Oh, gosh!
02:08There she is!
02:09Let's go!
02:10Here we go!
02:11Go easy!
02:12Go easy!
02:13Go easy on the sheriff, Mum!
02:14There's tiny glasses.
02:15I ain't grow up.
02:16Go on.
02:17It's all right.
02:18It's not Ethel.
02:19It's just Amy and her trophy.
02:20OK!
02:21Is everything all right?
02:23This is his dummy, here, Sue.
02:25Just stick that in his gob if he gets out hungry or annoying or whatever.
02:29Yeah.
02:30This is his sensory baby activity sheet.
02:35Just tin foil, isn't it?
02:37Nice.
02:38It what?
02:39It better not be.
02:40That cost me 25 quid.
02:41Is it?
02:42This is his monkey, here, look.
02:43Hey, Madame Coconut.
02:44He's got a French accent and loves cheese when I do it.
02:46Can I?
02:47Do you want to do that or...?
02:48Yeah, I'll just sing to him because that's what I did last time.
02:50OK.
02:51Well, you can go outside if you do that, Mum.
02:52I can't be listening to you singing Wind the Bobbin Up for five hours again.
02:56Love that tune.
02:57You see this baby monitor here, look.
02:59Yeah.
03:00Muslins.
03:01Keep an eye on you.
03:02You'll be back from the gym by three, won't you?
03:04Because I'm going to Mecca later.
03:06Oh, not again.
03:07What?
03:08Really?
03:09Well, I go with Bren every Tuesday afternoon.
03:11To Mecca?
03:12Yeah.
03:13Wow.
03:14That's...
03:15No, she's talking about Mecca bingo in Bedford.
03:17Oh.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Sorry, the bingo.
03:20Not the religious odd spot.
03:21OK.
03:22Yeah, no, that's a lot closer.
03:23She doesn't do a weekly hodge, as far as I know.
03:26Yeah.
03:27She may as well.
03:28She could have gone to Mecca several times with the money she's lost playing bingo.
03:31Oh, don't be so daft.
03:33Gambling is very serious, Mum, isn't it, Rach?
03:36Rachel.
03:37Yes?
03:38As a counsellor, can you please say something?
03:39Yeah, just empty it.
03:40Don't just squash it down.
03:42There's loads of space.
03:43This is why we get bin juice, because you squeeze rubbish like a cider print.
03:47There's more space than you think!
03:48Just empty it!
03:49Why won't you just empty it?
03:50He's going to wake up Atlas.
03:51I'll pop him in the garden for you, Gerald.
03:53Yeah.
03:54Oh, sorry, just before you do, Sue, I've got a little gif for Sam under the buggy.
03:58Oh, cool.
03:59Cheers, Robin.
04:00What is it?
04:01It's a Premier League sticker album, plus two free packets.
04:03I thought you might want to start collecting, so...
04:04Oh.
04:05Oh, my God, you are unbelievable.
04:07What?
04:08What do you mean?
04:09Doorbell!
04:10Someone!
04:11You're just trying to get him into the sticker so that you, Dean and Jelson, have someone else to swap with.
04:14What?
04:15That's...
04:16No.
04:17It's just a bit of fun.
04:18No?
04:19I'll go.
04:20It's an addiction, Robin.
04:21Yeah.
04:22You are a stickaholic.
04:23Well, no, because that would mean he's addicted to sticks.
04:26Hi.
04:27Hey, Amy.
04:28Hi.
04:29Is that for washing?
04:30No, it's my towel and clean undies.
04:32I'm for washing.
04:33Why can't you do that at home?
04:34Well, because Maya's always accusing me of staying in and sitting in the bath all day, so...
04:38OK, so you've gone out to sit in the bath all day.
04:40Well, I'm proving her wrong, yes.
04:42Things feel a bit rocky between you two, are there?
04:44We've found out about what to name our hamster.
04:45Hi, everyone.
04:46Hi, Amy.
04:47Oh, go on.
04:48What name's you got?
04:49Well, she wants to call it Mrs Biscuit and I want to call it Sylvia Plath.
04:53Oh.
04:54Two very different ideas there.
04:55Well, anyway, we can't decide, so currently it's called The Hamster.
04:58Like Richard Hammond.
04:59Oh, yeah.
05:00Yeah, in fact, that's a great name for a hamster.
05:02Who's Richard Hammond?
05:03You two need to try couples therapy, trust me.
05:06We worked through tonnes of stuff on ours, didn't we, babe?
05:08Yeah, yeah.
05:09I mean, I didn't actually speak during it, but...
05:11What did you do?
05:12I just made notes, you know.
05:14You've had couples therapy.
05:15Yeah.
05:16Why didn't you...
05:17I could have given you couples therapy.
05:18I would have done it for free.
05:20Well, you get what you pay for, didn't you?
05:22And ours was with my therapist mate, Amber, so I felt very safe.
05:28God, I didn't.
05:29She taught me several new ones.
05:30I need real-life case studies as well, so that's a shame.
05:33Well, just talk to Mum about her bingo addiction then,
05:35like I've been asking you.
05:36Yes, no, I will, I will.
05:38Actually, Amy, it's not a bad idea, you know?
05:40Couples therapy.
05:41You and I do argue quite a lot.
05:43Yeah.
05:44It's improved Robin loads.
05:46Dream man.
05:47No.
05:48Apart from the stick habit, he hasn't managed to shake that.
05:51Well, no, they're sticky, so...
05:53Sticky.
05:54We might need to go back to Amber there, actually.
05:56Oh, no, come on, babe, we don't need to go back to Amber.
05:58I'll give up the stickers, I promise, I will.
06:00Well, we'll see.
06:01Don't remember to go back to Amber, please.
06:02Come in this way, please, Mum.
06:03What's all this?
06:04You'll see.
06:05Oh, hi, Amy, love!
06:06Hi, Granny.
06:07Hello, hello.
06:08Rachel wants to speak to you.
06:09Do I?
06:10Yeah, she does.
06:11What, now?
06:12Yes, now.
06:13Oh, God.
06:14Oh, OK.
06:15OK.
06:16Um...
06:17Well...
06:18We're really worried about you, Mum.
06:19Well, no, we're not really worried.
06:20And you're gambling.
06:21Don't...
06:22So we're staging an intervention.
06:23No, that's not what we're doing.
06:24We're not.
06:25Please do not intervene on my intervention, Rachel.
06:26This is not how an intervention is done.
06:28I'm so sorry, Sue.
06:29Am I not going to bingo later on?
06:31Of course you are.
06:32Do what you like.
06:33Because I'll need to tell Bren if not.
06:34No.
06:35I'm saying no to bingo.
06:36You can't forbid her from doing something she wants.
06:39No, all it is, Sue, that we're worried that going to make a bingo so often isn't that healthy.
06:46I don't eat there.
06:47No, no, no.
06:48Not like that.
06:49More, you know...
06:50You're spaffing my inheritance, Mum.
06:51No.
06:52Well, she is.
06:53It's nothing to do...
06:54It's gambling.
06:55The high from gambling is highly addictive.
06:59And what we're worried about...
07:00I'm up.
07:01I've made more than I've lost.
07:03Have you?
07:04Really?
07:05That's...
07:06How much you made, then?
07:07About £140.
07:08Oh, that's fine, then.
07:09No, it's not fine.
07:10It's not fine.
07:11It's not fine.
07:12That's not the point.
07:13Well, it is slightly the point.
07:14Keep going, I reckon, Sue.
07:15If you're making money.
07:16Yeah.
07:17Things can go very wrong in gambling very fast.
07:19Well, yeah, but they haven't...
07:20They haven't gone wrong.
07:21Rachel?
07:22Well, I know, but...
07:23Well, okay.
07:24But she's doing...
07:25It's a slippery slope.
07:26It's a super slippery slope.
07:28These bingo halls, they do everything they can to reel you in and clean you out.
07:33And if you're saving up for a round-the-world trip, Mum, it's a bad idea.
07:36A really bad idea.
07:37Right, yes, well...
07:39Relax.
07:40There is a lady at Mecca called Ethel.
07:41Cool.
07:42And she's always inviting me over to play, erm, what do you call it? Uno.
07:46Okay.
07:47Oh, my God, Uno!
07:48That's what I was going to...
07:49Well, yeah, great.
07:50Stick to Uno.
07:51Where's my Uno trophy?
07:52Erm, they're with your dad's archery ones, I think.
07:55Why?
07:56Erm, Maya doesn't believe I was the under-7's champion.
07:58Champion?
07:59Champion of what?
08:00A county or something.
08:01Oh, look, here we go.
08:02A county champion.
08:03Amy, Uno champ, the best girl in bed.
08:06Cool.
08:07Oh, at least.
08:08Wow, did you win a tournament then or something?
08:09I guess.
08:10Can't remember.
08:11It's going in the flat though, in front of Maya's trampolining ones.
08:13Well, don't.
08:14See how she likes that.
08:15Apple.
08:16Yeah, Amy, we should...
08:17No, no, no, no, no, no.
08:19What?
08:20What is it?
08:21Oh.
08:22Oh, my God, what was that?
08:23Did you leave the front door open?
08:24Because it does have the back doors open too.
08:26You didn't close it either.
08:28Well, no, I know that.
08:29Oh, gold.
08:30Now look at what you've done, you dipstick.
08:32I'm coming, Atlas.
08:33Wind the bobbing up.
08:34Oh, no.
08:35Wind the bobbing up.
08:36Wind the bobbing up.
08:37Pull the bobbing up.
08:38I can't cope with that.
08:39Sam, can you shut the door, please?
08:40No.
08:41I just got it out of my head.
08:42Wind the bobbing up.
08:43Wind the bobbing up.
08:44Wind the bobbing up.
08:45Pull, pull, clap, clap.
08:49I can still hear her.
08:53Oh, no, Amy.
08:55Oh, dear.
08:57What's going on?
08:58Me and Maya broke up.
09:00Maya and I, but yeah, oh dear, oh dear.
09:04What's happened this time, babe?
09:06Mum gave us couples therapies, what happened?
09:08Well, hang on, that's not why you...
09:10She told Maya we're not compatible.
09:12Well, no, I asked questions.
09:14I certainly didn't tell her anything.
09:15And took her aside on everything.
09:16Why?
09:17Don't blame your mother.
09:18Don't slagging me off, comparing me to Dad.
09:20Well, they're two different things, aren't they?
09:21You're a menace.
09:22You shouldn't be anywhere near counselling.
09:25Oh, it'll blow over.
09:27Maya said I'm feckless.
09:29Well, that's bang out of order, that is, isn't it?
09:31Yeah.
09:32Is it?
09:33What does that mean?
09:34Well, it's a smushing together of effing and useless, isn't it?
09:36Well, it's not.
09:37Is it not?
09:38I'll tell you what, I'll Google it.
09:39Hang on.
09:40Who's going to keep the hamster?
09:41Who's going to keep the flat more to the point?
09:42I can't think about that right now.
09:44Feckless.
09:45Lacking purpose and strength of character.
09:47Incompetent.
09:48Yeah, I do know this one.
09:49I've been called this before.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Right, you see?
09:52Yep.
09:53You are not feckless, Amy.
09:54No.
09:55I mean, you started a bang for one thing.
09:56Yeah, amen.
09:57I mean, that takes a lot of feck.
09:59You're certainly not incompetent.
10:01Is this even real?
10:02Did I actually win best girl in Bedford?
10:05I mean, even as I asked that, I realised I definitely didn't.
10:08You...
10:09You didn't...
10:10You didn't get anything at school prize-giving, so...
10:13You gave me a fake trophy.
10:14Oh, my God, that's tragic.
10:16Well, we thought it might cheer you up, you know.
10:18Well, that didn't work, did it?
10:19No.
10:20Look at me.
10:21It worked pretty well at the time, to be fair.
10:23Oh, no, Amy, please.
10:25I'll call Maya.
10:26I'll try and talk to her.
10:27I think you've done enough, don't you?
10:29Oh, hello.
10:30Ethel Tyshurst.
10:31Oh!
10:32Here to play Uno.
10:33Oh, hello, Ethel.
10:35Oh, come in.
10:38This is my family.
10:39Ethel Tyshurst.
10:41Yeah, you said that.
10:42Oh, can I take your coat, Ethel?
10:43No, thank you.
10:44No.
10:45Why is he filming me?
10:46Yeah, he will do that.
10:47We can ask him to stop.
10:48And I'll say no.
10:49OK.
10:50Well, it doesn't matter.
10:51The government are watching me anyway.
10:53Huh?
10:54Oh, are they?
10:55Why?
10:56They want to know everything I'm up to, don't they?
10:58W-what are you up to?
11:00Nothing.
11:01Well, I'm not sure why they'll be doing that, then.
11:03For control.
11:04Right.
11:05Hence the plandemic.
11:06Ah, she's one of them.
11:07So, where are we playing then, Sue?
11:09Oh, oh, yes.
11:10Yes, this way.
11:11Go through.
11:12This way.
11:13Yeah, there might be a baby crying now and then,
11:16on a monitor over there.
11:19Erm, yeah, he's just in the other room,
11:21and he is a very bad sleeper.
11:24OK, Dad.
11:25Would you like a sherry, Ethel?
11:27I brought my own, thanks.
11:28Right.
11:29I don't drink from open bottles,
11:31in case they've been spiked with drugs,
11:33or poison,
11:34or both.
11:36You brought your own glass as well.
11:38And I don't like leaving my DNA,
11:40in case people try to clone me.
11:43Oh, well, we won't be doing that.
11:46Dad, she can't sit there.
11:47That's the wrong chair for the...
11:48Oh, yeah!
11:49Sorry, Ethel.
11:50Yeah, you can't.
11:51This is your chair.
11:52Why?
11:53Erm, well, that's my mum's special one.
11:56Isn't it, Mum?
11:57They're exactly the same.
11:59Oh, yeah, yeah.
12:01That's right, sorry.
12:02Yeah.
12:03I love that chair, Ethel.
12:04She loves it.
12:05Specifically, that one.
12:06Ha-ha-ha!
12:07It's the way it is, isn't it?
12:09Yeah.
12:10Chairs.
12:11Relax, Dad.
12:12And, erm...
12:13Yeah.
12:14OK.
12:15That's...
12:16That's set.
12:17Good.
12:18Good game, ladies.
12:19Dad.
12:20I bid you good game.
12:21Stop talking, Dad.
12:22Where are the jammy Dodgers, Mum?
12:24Huh?
12:25Oh, I think you ate them.
12:26Well, yeah, but did you buy any more?
12:28Oh, no, I must have forgotten.
12:30Sorry.
12:31Is she coming?
12:32It's 1.30.
12:33Yeah, I know.
12:34Welcome to my world.
12:35She'll be late.
12:36She's coming from work.
12:37Oh.
12:38Oh, is that for us?
12:39Can I have Fanta instead?
12:40That's not the way therapy works.
12:41I get to choose a drink.
12:42Did you get Fanta, Granny?
12:43Oh, no.
12:44Sorry, love.
12:45Oh.
12:46Is everything all right, Mum?
12:47Yeah.
12:48I just...
12:49Oh, here's Robin and the Merry Men.
12:51I mean, why are all three of them here?
12:53Oh, God.
12:54Hi, guys.
12:55Oi, oi.
12:56Didn't want to ring a bell, in case the boy wonder was napping.
12:58How's he doing, Sue?
12:59All all right.
13:00Yeah, well, he downed his bottle, did a poo and fell asleep.
13:02Like father, like son, isn't it?
13:04That is pure class.
13:05Yeah.
13:06Yeah, shh!
13:07The baby.
13:08That's fine.
13:09Hi, Robin.
13:10Best of you.
13:11Not being rude, but why are you all here?
13:12Yes.
13:13All right, Rachel, like the old sexy secretary thing.
13:15Well, thank you.
13:16Old school.
13:17Anyway, we won't hang about.
13:18We're just here to, er...
13:19Come on, then, Sam.
13:20What?
13:21What do you mean?
13:22Let the cat see the flap.
13:23Get your swapsies out, boy.
13:24Oh, no, sorry.
13:25I haven't been collecting the stickers.
13:26What?
13:27I thought you gave him an album.
13:28I did.
13:29No, I did.
13:30Yeah, that doesn't mean I'm going to spend a fortune filling it in.
13:31I mean...
13:32Oh, go on.
13:33I just arrived off the garden centre for this.
13:34I didn't ask you to do that.
13:35I would have got in trouble with Mr Peters.
13:36I can't keep buying packets until I complete the album, lad.
13:38It'll clean me out.
13:39Yeah.
13:40I've already sold my car.
13:41Oh, my God.
13:42Have you?
13:43Oh, I have, yeah.
13:44I mean, none of this is my fault.
13:46Well...
13:47I mean, well, maybe just don't complete the album.
13:49Oh, shut up, Paul.
13:50Not an option.
13:51Not an option.
13:52How many inmates are school gone?
13:53I think they've all grown out of that now.
13:54Yeah, quite.
13:55Why haven't you three grown out of it?
13:56Oh, that's the thing.
13:57You grow out of it and then eventually you grow back into it.
13:59You do.
14:00And what about Terry?
14:01You told her you were stopping.
14:02I will stop once I've completed the album.
14:04That's...
14:05Don't tell her.
14:06That is the plan.
14:07Please don't tell her.
14:08Okay.
14:09I think I've seen some of the junior school kids collecting.
14:10Okay, perfect.
14:11Perfect.
14:12I'm not sure three blokes loitering outside of junior school approaching little kids is perfect.
14:15Oh, come off it, love.
14:16Not all men are nonces.
14:17No, but all nonces are men.
14:19Hmm.
14:20Huh.
14:21Try and get my brain, that.
14:22No, it's deep.
14:23It's proper deep.
14:24Ah, that's Maya.
14:26Okay, so we're going to be in the lounge.
14:28So please do not disturb us.
14:29Okay, er, Paola, can you shut the back door in case the front one slams again?
14:31Yeah, yeah.
14:32Okay.
14:33That's right.
14:34Here we go.
14:35So what are we doing to us?
14:36So what?
14:37Well, there's no point, is there?
14:38Hi.
14:39All right.
14:40Oh, hi, Rachel.
14:41Sorry I'm late.
14:42I got stuck at the office.
14:43Yeah, Maya works extremely hard in case you didn't pick up.
14:45That's not what I was saying.
14:46Whereas I've got time to kill.
14:47Ah, stop bickering.
14:48Well, it's her.
14:49This is what she does.
14:50I know.
14:51You know.
14:52You're meant to be impartial.
14:53Yeah.
14:54Again.
14:55Erm.
14:56Heh.
14:57Okay.
14:58Good luck.
14:59Right.
15:00Let's get this Sleeping Beauty out of here.
15:02I'll bag up Alice's shit.
15:04Yeah.
15:05I've done that, Robin.
15:06He's got a new nappy on.
15:07Oh, no.
15:08Sorry, Sue.
15:09I mean his, you know, baby gubbins.
15:10Do you fancy collecting the stickers, Sue?
15:11Oh.
15:12Oh, that's very kind of you, Dean.
15:14Not sure it is.
15:15But, but, but, no.
15:16The money's a bit tight at the moment for that.
15:18What?
15:19What do you mean, Mum?
15:20Where's his monitor, Sue?
15:22Oh, well, the, erm, screen's on the table.
15:24Oh.
15:25But he napped in the lounge, so the camera's in there.
15:27Ah.
15:28Gotcha.
15:29Mum, what's...
15:30Mum's counselling Amy and Maya in the lounge.
15:32Yeah, well, don't listen in, Sam.
15:34It's meant to be private.
15:35I am listening.
15:36So am I.
15:37Definitely.
15:38We can't do it.
15:40Hang about.
15:41I'll turn it up.
15:42She's not even made the bed.
15:43Bed.
15:44Against making beds on principle.
15:45Oh, okay, yeah.
15:46That's handy.
15:47We're only going to get back in it again.
15:48There's no point.
15:49Then what about emptying the bins?
15:50Yeah.
15:51Oh, there's no point in doing that if you just squish it back down.
15:53There's so much more space than you think.
15:55Well, you see, that is exactly like Paul.
15:56Well, don't bring me into it.
15:57But that's how you get bin juice.
15:58I know.
15:59I keep telling him to empty it, but he just doesn't do it.
16:01I will.
16:02I said I would and I will.
16:03She can't hear you, Dad.
16:04No, unless you press the talk button.
16:05Yeah, well, don't do that.
16:06I won't.
16:07Don't know that we're listening.
16:08I can't deal with your apathy.
16:09Apathy.
16:10Mum, I can't deal with your judgement all the time.
16:13Yeah, well, when people have different values,
16:16it can put pressure on a relationship.
16:18Values?
16:19Particularly if money's tight, which it will be.
16:22You think we have different values?
16:23Well, we might explain why you keep breaking up.
16:25No, but we don't want you to explain it, Mum.
16:27No.
16:28We want you to fix it.
16:29Yeah, I know, but you can't necessarily fix something
16:30if there's just, you know, basic lack of compatibility and...
16:33Oh, my God, what are you doing?
16:34I'm just...
16:35Do you want a biscuit?
16:36I'm going to turn it down.
16:37This isn't fun anymore.
16:39It's not fun anymore.
16:40It's getting eggy.
16:41All right, all right.
16:42Chill out.
16:43Mum, what were you saying earlier about money being tight?
16:49Has something happened?
16:52Oh, well, promise you won't be angry with me.
16:56Well, depends what it is.
16:57I won't be.
17:00I lost £1,500.
17:02Oh!
17:04Lost?
17:05How?
17:06What?
17:07Oh, Mum.
17:08Did you go back to Mecca?
17:10I told you, it's a super slippery slope.
17:12No, no.
17:13This is playing Uno with Ethel.
17:15What?
17:16You lost 1,500 boys playing Uno?
17:18Well, how did this even happen?
17:20Ethel kept topping up Miss Sherry and doubling each hand.
17:23Classic.
17:24She took £900 off Lin West, apparently.
17:28I only found out afterwards.
17:30You got rolled, Sue.
17:31It does happen.
17:32Oh, Mum.
17:33What were you thinking?
17:34You're the one who told her to play Uno.
17:37Yeah, I didn't know there was a gambling version of Uno, Sam.
17:40Oh, yeah.
17:41It's big in India.
17:43Well, I'll never know now.
17:45Can't afford me big trip after this.
17:48I'm such an idiot!
17:49Oh, no, Mum.
17:52No.
17:54We'll get it back.
17:55How do we get it back?
17:56Only one way to do that.
17:57How?
17:58Double or quits, innit?
17:59It is.
18:00Rematch.
18:01Yeah, exactly.
18:02The only way to guarantee you don't lose when you gamble, you keep gambling.
18:07Well, that's appalling advice.
18:09Is it?
18:10Yeah.
18:11And this Ethel woman is clearly a Uno, you know, Grand Master.
18:16Mum will just get cleaned out again.
18:18Well, not necessarily.
18:20Hmm?
18:22What do you mean?
18:23OK, so what's...
18:25Oh, Ethel hasn't got any reds.
18:27Sue should play a red.
18:28Sue should play a red.
18:29Sue should play a red.
18:30Don't press the talk button.
18:31BUZZER
18:36You'd have been a great movie.
18:37I was.
18:38Right, let me just...
18:39I'll look next door.
18:43Uno.
18:45Look, you just got lucky, that's all.
18:47It won't last.
18:53And that's 3-0.
18:56And it goes up to £400 a hand.
18:59My deal.
19:01BUZZER
19:02Oh, I'll get it.
19:03No, you won't.
19:04OK, cool.
19:08Um, let's talk.
19:09Oh, hi, Maya.
19:10In here.
19:11Yeah, good idea.
19:12Good idea.
19:13Not you, Mum.
19:14Oh, my God!
19:16What's happened?
19:17Uh, she snapped a Uno trophy.
19:20Maybe help Robin with his sticker habit instead, Mum?
19:25Sam, I can't keep driving you in at this.
19:27All right.
19:28Hurry up. Stop filming.
19:29Yeah, I am.
19:30I am.
19:31Hang on.
19:32Is that Robin?
19:33Children!
19:34Back in cars, please.
19:35Oh, my God.
19:36Oh, no, no.
19:38Come on.
19:39Back in cars.
19:40You guys, you should know better.
19:42Hang around outside.
19:44Get away!
19:45Aidan!
19:46Where...
19:47Where do you live?
19:48You'll be back at three o'clock.
19:49I know what you look like.
19:50Where...
19:51What's your address?
19:52Come on, come on.
19:53We can hit up at St Helens.
19:54It's only down there.
19:55Get in the car.
19:56Come on.
19:57Come on.
19:58Let's rock out.
20:00Er...
20:01Uh...
20:02Let's try.
20:05Ugh.
20:06On Satan's smelly old bumhole.
20:12Now then.
20:14Now, then.
20:15Wait!
20:17Oh, is the baby all right?
20:20Is the baby all right? Anyone?
20:23I just picked up a green...
20:24What was that?
20:27Oh, they must be in there just trying to soothe him.
20:31Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!
20:35Wah! Blue!
20:36Er, OK, so...
20:39Uno.
20:44I'm game.
20:45Something's off here.
20:46I can feel it in me waters.
20:48Oh, that'll be the humbugs, Ethel.
20:51They always give me the squids.
20:53We can stop if you like.
20:55No.
20:56I'm having a mint fag.
20:58Wow, that's a big box.
21:00I only trust fags imported from Turkey.
21:02Right.
21:03Bill Gates puts nanobox and asbestos in our wands.
21:06I mean, he doesn't, but whatever.
21:09Well, Amber says anyone who doubts you ever has to go.
21:13Ah, yah, ah, yah, yah, yah, yah.
21:16Oh, so you're beating her, then?
21:18Oh, we are beating her like an egg.
21:22Yeah, yeah.
21:23We're beating her into stiff, glossy peaks.
21:27Can I say bitch?
21:28No.
21:29No, absolutely not.
21:30No.
21:30I wasn't gonna.
21:32How's Amy?
21:33Oh, God, the usual.
21:34You know, hates me, thinks I'm a terrible counsellor slash mum.
21:38Maybe she's right, maybe I should back it in.
21:40More like being her mother.
21:41No, being a counsellor.
21:44Oh, yeah, yeah, obviously.
21:46I mean, maybe it's not for me.
21:48No.
21:49What do you think?
21:52I mean, maybe you should speak to a counsellor.
21:55OK, thank you.
21:55Well done, Dad.
21:57Oh, there she is.
21:58Oh, yeah, Mum.
21:59Oh, yeah.
22:00Huh?
22:01Well done.
22:02Sit down, babe.
22:03How are you feeling?
22:04I'm absolutely shattered after that.
22:06Oh, well, come here, champ.
22:07I got you.
22:07I got you.
22:08Oh, I'm actually happy to stop now because I've nearly made the money back that I need for
22:14my round-the-world trip.
22:15Don't you mean across the world?
22:18Oh.
22:18You can't go around it.
22:20It's flat.
22:21Well, it's not, but OK.
22:23And we're not stopping, thank you.
22:25Ooh.
22:26Double or quits.
22:26All in.
22:28Oh!
22:29Wow, that is a serious word to cash.
22:31That is one cheeky chunk.
22:33I carry all my money at all times in cash, just to be safe.
22:38Safe?
22:39That's not safe.
22:40You want to put it in a safe if you want it to be safe.
22:42Or, you know, a bank.
22:43I don't use banks, thank you.
22:45They're all owned by paedophiles.
22:47Oh, no!
22:49Are they?
22:50Well, no, Sue.
22:51I mean, why would they be?
22:52Banks, politics, Hollywood, Happy Eater, all run by paedos.
22:57They're everywhere.
22:57Happy Eater?
22:58There were some at my nephew's school last week.
23:01What?
23:02Why are they?
23:02Three of the sickos were caught, bothering little'uns.
23:06Claimed they were trying to swap football stickers.
23:09But they were definitely paedos, apparently.
23:11From luck of them.
23:16That's, uh...
23:16Oh.
23:17My.
23:18God.
23:18I know.
23:19Come on, Sue.
23:20One last round.
23:21Three grand.
23:22Winner takes all.
23:23You get up, Mum.
23:24All right?
23:25You've got this.
23:25You've got this.
23:27Go on, Granny.
23:27Come on.
23:30I've so nearly completed the album.
23:32It's just if I can't...
23:33It's actually gross.
23:34If I can't...
23:34You're actually gross.
23:34It's gross.
23:35You and your weird little friends are gross.
23:37I've got 37 stickers to go.
23:38I can't stop now.
23:39I can't stop now, babe.
23:40I've had a child with you.
23:41Yeah.
23:41Do you know embarrassing, that is?
23:42Yeah.
23:42It's embarrassing.
23:43Yeah.
23:43I can't...
23:44Babe, can we just talk about our home?
23:46You are not going home tonight.
23:47You are sleeping here with Atlas.
23:49Oh, no.
23:50And tomorrow, I am calling Amber.
23:52Oh, no, please don't make me go back to Amber.
23:55Tez!
23:56We need couples therapy, Robin, and you're paying.
23:58Oh, shit.
24:03It's all so.
24:05Yep.
24:08Oh, my life.
24:10There's times like this that make me wonder if collecting football stickers is even worth
24:15it at all.
24:15I mean, of course it isn't, Robin.
24:17Hang on.
24:17Back door's still open.
24:18Yeah, and?
24:19So that means that the front door's going to do that.
24:23Oh, what was that?
24:25Oh, oh, no, that's...
24:28What happened?
24:29The front door slammed again.
24:31Is the baby all right, Paul?
24:32The baby all right?
24:34He's awake, so the baby's awake.
24:37Yeah, we're sorry, Mum.
24:38We didn't think he'd actually wake up.
24:41What are you talking about?
24:42He's been crying all bloody night.
24:44Oh, yeah.
24:45Well, can you get him back to sleep, Robin?
24:47Not normally, no.
24:49I'll try.
24:50Yeah.
24:51Do we stop or what?
24:53No, we're not stopping.
24:55So what do I...
24:56You're just going to have to win, Mum.
24:58Like you've won every hand so far.
25:01You can do it.
25:02You can do it.
25:08Yes, and pick up too.
25:13Put that in your arse and smoke it.
25:15What?
25:16Oh, Maya.
25:17Are you off?
25:18Er, yeah, I, erm...
25:20Yep.
25:21Er, bye, Rachel.
25:23Not thank you for everything.
25:26Oh.
25:27Yes, no worries.
25:29Bye.
25:30Bye, Maya.
25:30Bye.
25:30Everything okay?
25:39Uh-huh.
25:39All good.
25:40Oh, phew.
25:41What a relief.
25:43I thought it ruined everything.
25:43We broke up.
25:44Okay.
25:45But we had to.
25:48You were right.
25:50You said what we needed to hear.
25:53You're actually quite a good counsellor, turns out.
25:55Mm.
25:56That's wiped the grin off your chops, hasn't it?
26:05How's it going, Sam?
26:07This is the last hand.
26:08They're paying for £3,000.
26:10Come on, Mum.
26:10Oh, my God.
26:12Oh.
26:18Come on, sit.
26:22Miss-a-go.
26:24And...
26:25Oh, my God.
26:26Yes!
26:28Eat that!
26:29Gobble that up!
26:31No-one beats Ethel Veronica Ticehurst.
26:33No-one.
26:34Oh, Mum.
26:35I'll be having this.
26:37Hang on.
26:39What?
26:40You didn't say Uno.
26:42I did.
26:43She's right, you didn't.
26:44That's a two-car penalty.
26:46I did.
26:46Of course I did.
26:47You didn't, actually.
26:49And I was filming it all, if you want to check.
26:51Oh, ho!
26:51Pick up two, Ethel.
26:53Them's the rules.
26:53You'll go, then, Granny.
26:58I mean, Mum.
27:01Uno.
27:03Uno.
27:07Dave!
27:08Yes!
27:08Yes!
27:09Yes, Granny!
27:11Cheese!
27:11You cheated!
27:13I don't know how, but you cheated me.
27:15All of you.
27:16You're all in on it.
27:17Yeah, all right, another conspiracy theory.
27:20You're paranoid, mate!
27:22Amy, Amy, you saved my bacon.
27:25Yeah, yeah, never underestimate the under-7s champion.
27:29Still the best girl in bed.
27:30Yeah.
27:31I still know the rules, yeah.
27:32Actually, let's get her trophy.
27:34Where's her trophy?
27:35Oh, I put it in the bin.
27:36Why did you put it in the bin?
27:37Oh, so cool.
27:38Get that camera out of my face.
27:40I feel like Princess Diana here.
27:41Found it.
27:42She's still alive, you know.
27:44That was fake.
27:45Cool.
27:46Bye.
27:46Oh, the baby's still crying.
27:48I should probably...
27:48No.
27:49Ta-da!
27:50Yay!
27:51Oh, there you are.
27:53Yeah.
27:53Oh, yeah!
27:54Yeah, yeah, now you're pleased I didn't empty the bin.
27:58You're welcome.
28:00Don't kiss it.
28:00It's covered in salmon.
28:02Ugh.
28:02Wind the bobin up, wind the bobin up.
28:05Pull, pull, clap, clap, clap.
28:08Wind it back again, wind it back again.
28:11Pull, pull, clap, clap, clap.
28:14Points to the ceiling, points to the floor.
28:17Points to the window, points to the door.
28:19Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:22Put your hand up on your knee.
28:29Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:30Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:31Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:32Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:33Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:34Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:35Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:36Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:37Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:38Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:39Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:40Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:41Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:42Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:43Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:44Clap your hands together, one, two, three.
28:45Clap your hands together, one, two, three.