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00:00:01Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:08Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:11I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her.
00:00:15It's all so killing me is that he's my best friend.
00:00:20She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:23Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:26Okay.
00:00:30Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:36All those feelings last night, are they just gone?
00:00:48I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:55I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:00:58Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:04Oh my god, wait!
00:01:06Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:08No.
00:01:09I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:01:11I love you. Bye.
00:01:13No, no, no, no!
00:01:16You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid.
00:01:19Giant.
00:01:20Never mind, Wren. She's up now.
00:01:38Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:39Mind if we'd skip the small talk?
00:01:41I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:46So, is this your outfit or...?
00:01:50Just... hold on.
00:01:57I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:01:59We took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:09I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:11I, uh...
00:02:13Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:02:17Steven.
00:02:18Boyfriend.
00:02:20Is that all your luggage?
00:02:22Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:25So...
00:02:28Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:43I got it.
00:02:50We're going all the way to New York in... that?
00:02:53That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:55Wow, Tristan.
00:02:56You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:02:59Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:01What exactly do you remember?
00:03:07Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:09What exactly do you remember?
00:03:20Not much.
00:03:22Perfect.
00:03:23Makes two of us.
00:03:25You're saying you don't remember me.
00:03:27Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:31Totally.
00:03:33But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:36We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:39Agreed?
00:03:41Suit yourself.
00:03:42I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan...
00:03:44Steven.
00:03:45Would appreciate that.
00:03:49Steve.
00:03:50Everything all right?
00:04:15Yeah, uh, I'm just, I'm just worried about Renee.
00:04:21Tell me about it.
00:04:23She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:04:26Does she even know the guy?
00:04:27Uh, he and Ren seem happy.
00:04:29I guess they're in love.
00:04:32What about you?
00:04:34Me?
00:04:35Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:04:38Yeah, yeah, actually, I am.
00:04:40Yeah?
00:04:43Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:44I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:51Yeah, he has work. It's very important.
00:04:53Yeah, more important than you.
00:04:57Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:05:03You look like, uh, nothing. Forget it.
00:05:09No, you can't do that. Come on, finish your sentence, Tristan. I'm a big girl.
00:05:13I was gonna say...
00:05:16You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:22Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:05:27You're right. Absolutely.
00:05:29I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:31Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Stephen's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:05:36All right? Please?
00:05:37All right, whatever you say, honey.
00:05:43You got ten minutes max. No last minute quickies, got it?
00:05:57Stephen, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:06:00Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:06:09What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:12Hey, after the wedding, kitten. Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:18No.
00:06:21No.
00:06:22Tristan! What are you doing here?
00:06:25I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:27What happened?
00:06:29Nothing. Let's go.
00:06:31You're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:33No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:36Sammy?
00:06:37She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:38That's weird.
00:06:40Thought I heard her.
00:06:42Can I help you?
00:06:45You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:06:50You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:52Do I know you?
00:06:53Nah, but I know you.
00:06:55You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:07:00Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:04How do you even know Sam?
00:07:05Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:07Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:07:09Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:07:14Kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:19And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:23You don't deserve to say her name.
00:07:25All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:28And you're here talking shit when you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:33Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:36I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:39I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my-
00:07:45Oh my god, Steven!
00:07:47The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:48Security!
00:07:50Get the hell out of my-
00:07:55The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:57Security!
00:07:58You're lucky that's all I need.
00:07:59Hey, if you ever badmouthed Samantha smiles again, if you so much as look at her wrong, you won't just be losing a client or two.
00:08:08You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:10Got it.
00:08:18What the hell was that all about?
00:08:20Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend!
00:08:22Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:24God, are you insane?
00:08:25This has nothing to do with you!
00:08:27Why would you just-
00:08:28Cuz!
00:08:29I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses me the fuck off!
00:08:33Why does it piss you off?
00:08:34Why do you even care?
00:08:36Because!
00:08:37A guy like him doesn't know the real you!
00:08:39He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and-
00:08:41I would never do that to you, Sam, because I just-
00:08:45I-
00:08:47Because you what?
00:08:51Sorry, I- I- just forget it.
00:08:59Because you what?
00:09:02Forget it.
00:09:03What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:09:06I can't!
00:09:07You- you can't?
00:09:08So you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:09:10Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:11No, it's not okay.
00:09:12He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:13Look, I'll deal with Steven later, alright?
00:09:16I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day, so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?
00:09:22Smiles, you know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:09:26I just wanna get out of here, okay?
00:09:29Please!
00:09:30Fine.
00:09:31Just don't let me catch you crying again.
00:09:32I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:33See?
00:09:34Better.
00:09:35I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:36Fine.
00:09:37Just don't let me catch you crying again.
00:09:38I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:39See?
00:09:40Better.
00:09:41Hey, Sammy.
00:09:42Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey.
00:09:43Today was crazy.
00:09:44No, it's okay.
00:09:45No, you're busy.
00:09:46Better.
00:10:07Hey, Sammy. Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey.
00:10:10Today was crazy.
00:10:12No, it's okay. I know you're busy.
00:10:14That. Plus, this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:19Oh, no. Are you all right?
00:10:20Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:10:23It seemed like he knew you.
00:10:24Big blonde guy, kind of looks like a surfer.
00:10:26No, doesn't sound familiar, but I'm glad you're okay.
00:10:29Yeah, I should be all right for the wedding.
00:10:31I gotta go. Have a safe drive, honey. Love you.
00:10:34Yeah, I love you, too. See you soon.
00:10:37Don't look at me like that.
00:10:38Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding. This isn't forever.
00:10:41Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:10:44Good night, Tristan.
00:11:06Is this the book about the sexy elves?
00:11:36You know what you need, a nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:42I can't even swim.
00:11:43Then I can just teach you, duh.
00:11:49I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:52To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:11:57Earth to Samantha.
00:12:06Miles, uh, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:15Yes?
00:12:18Hey.
00:12:23You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:27Uh, sure.
00:12:36Hey, Savannah.
00:12:46It's Samantha.
00:12:47Oh, right.
00:12:49For sure.
00:12:51Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:55You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:13:01I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:13:03Come on, Sabrina.
00:13:04You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:07Girl.
00:13:08I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:12You don't need me to get him.
00:13:14I'm nobody.
00:13:17What's your problem, huh?
00:13:18What?
00:13:19What's your problem?
00:13:20Please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:13:22That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:26What?
00:13:27Hey.
00:13:28Hey!
00:13:29You want to be different so bad.
00:13:31You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:35What?
00:13:36Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:13:38She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:41Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:13:45I do not have a crush on him.
00:13:47Just leave me alone.
00:13:48Oh yeah?
00:13:58Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:14:00So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:14:03Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:06You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:08Well then let us help you.
00:14:09Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:26She's not coming back up.
00:14:28She's not coming back up.
00:14:58Hey, tell me you're alright
00:15:04Oh my god, wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero
00:15:08Don't fucking touch me, alright, just get out of here
00:15:11Babe, come on, it was an accident, we were just messing around
00:15:16I said get out
00:15:18Before you get thrown in the water next
00:15:21Go
00:15:22Are you hurt?
00:15:28Oh, they must have nicked me with their nails
00:15:31Thank you
00:15:47For saving me
00:15:50Those girls
00:15:55They push you in because of me
00:15:59It isn't your fault
00:16:01Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention
00:16:03God, I feel like such a piece of shit
00:16:05You're not a piece of shit
00:16:06You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing
00:16:09And she wouldn't be wrong
00:16:11Oh my god, I'm so sorry
00:16:16I'm so sorry, I don't know why I just did that
00:16:19Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:23That was just my way of shutting you up
00:16:27Oh, really?
00:16:30Then I should get you to shut me up every day
00:16:32We shouldn't
00:16:45Oh, no, no, no, Ren is my best friend
00:16:48You kissed me first
00:16:49Remember?
00:16:50I know
00:16:51But
00:16:52You're her older brother
00:16:54And she hates when girls make moves on you
00:16:56I
00:16:56But
00:16:57But
00:16:58You're not just
00:17:00Any girl
00:17:01Sam
00:17:02Forget everyone else
00:17:10It's just
00:17:12You and me
00:17:13Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:21I couldn't quite hear those smiles
00:17:22Was that a yes or a no?
00:17:30I want you
00:17:31Just
00:17:33I don't want to stop
00:17:59Don't
00:18:00Have you ever done this before?
00:18:14I think I'm really much my first everything
00:18:16Sam?
00:18:44Where were you?
00:18:49Where were you?
00:18:50I
00:18:51Went to the bathroom
00:18:52I don't remember you coming home last night
00:18:54I
00:18:58Lost track of time
00:18:59At the lake
00:19:00You were asleep when I got back
00:19:02The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone
00:19:09They brought me this
00:19:11So like, in exchange, you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:16Ren, I...
00:19:16Do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:18Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan
00:19:20It's all anyone does
00:19:22It's always about Tristan
00:19:23And honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me
00:19:26You would never do that to me
00:19:33Right, Sam?
00:19:35You're my friend because you love me
00:19:37Of course
00:19:39You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother
00:19:43Come on
00:19:44You know I hate him
00:19:46We both hate him
00:19:47He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head
00:19:52Tristan doesn't mean anything to me
00:19:55And he never will
00:19:56Tristan doesn't mean anything to me
00:20:01And he never will
00:20:02I know I can trust you
00:20:05Always, Ren
00:20:07Come on
00:20:07It's me and you
00:20:09There they go, showing off Golden Boy
00:20:20Again
00:20:21Attention everyone
00:20:23We are both so proud of Tristan
00:20:26You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship
00:20:30My boy's going to be a longhorn
00:20:32He had the summer off
00:20:34But next week he is off to college
00:20:36And back to the grind
00:20:39Isn't that right, son?
00:20:41Yes, sir
00:20:41Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over
00:20:51Oh great
00:20:55The airheads from across the lake are here too
00:20:57Hey
00:20:59Whoa, are you okay?
00:21:03You look like you just saw a ghost
00:21:05You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:07Well then let us help you
00:21:08Yeah, oh yeah, I'm fine
00:21:16God, all this noise is hurting my head
00:21:18I'm gonna go back upstairs
00:21:19Do you want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:22Yeah
00:21:23Uh, I'll be up in a sec
00:21:25Okay
00:21:26Hey Tristan
00:21:30Can I talk to you?
00:21:31I feel like you've been avoiding me
00:21:33All day
00:21:37Oh, hey Smiles
00:21:39Need something?
00:21:41No
00:21:42Never mind
00:21:43Just
00:21:44Forget it
00:21:46Forget it
00:21:49I knew you'd come around
00:22:15Want to take this to your room?
00:22:17Nah, not in the mood
00:22:20I'm never gonna be that stupid again
00:22:35Tristan
00:22:41Come on
00:22:43Open up, it's already 10
00:22:44We gotta get on the road
00:22:45If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds
00:22:48I swear to God
00:22:49I'll beat down this door with my fist
00:22:51Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning
00:22:56Please tell me you're not naked
00:22:58Please tell me you're not naked
00:23:02Put some clothes on
00:23:03The people of Utah don't need to see that
00:23:05Hate to break it to you
00:23:06But lots of people want to see that
00:23:08Wanted to get me in bed
00:23:13You could have just said so
00:23:14Shut up
00:23:15There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room
00:23:17Put that on
00:23:18God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:22Gee, thanks
00:23:23Well, just pay him back the favor
00:23:25Consider us even now
00:23:26Hey, tell me you're alright
00:23:33Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:37No
00:23:38Why would I be?
00:23:40Grew up Ren, you and Ren
00:23:41It's nothing I haven't seen before
00:23:42It's okay to admit you liked what you saw
00:23:45We're not teens anymore, Tristan
00:23:48You can't tease me like this
00:23:50What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:23:54What if I'm serious?
00:23:55Tristan Montgomery
00:23:56Being serious?
00:23:58I'll believe it when I see it
00:24:00Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:05Is this a scar?
00:24:10We should, uh, get going
00:24:15Meet you outside
00:24:16We're out of gas
00:24:24No, we're not
00:24:25Filled up yesterday
00:24:26Hey
00:24:29Gas gauge is broken, genius
00:24:32Got gas last night
00:24:33We were taking your depression now
00:24:34We're driving 3,000 miles in a car
00:24:36With a broken gas gauge
00:24:37Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:39Do you know how many
00:24:40Asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:24:45So, what have you been up to
00:24:52The last five years, huh?
00:24:53I thought you didn't like small talk
00:24:55Come on, lighten up smiles
00:24:57No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:59It's basically just school and work
00:25:00And I graduated last year
00:25:02Now I'm a bartender
00:25:03You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:06As much as I'd like to
00:25:07I can't do art full-time
00:25:08Unless it's paying my bills full-time
00:25:10What about you?
00:25:12I own my own business
00:25:13Painting pools
00:25:15How did that happen?
00:25:17A year ago, I overheard some rich lady
00:25:19At a bar
00:25:20Complaining about
00:25:21How disgusting her green pool was
00:25:23Her friend started saying
00:25:25She should hire a good-looking pool guy
00:25:26To make her husband jealous
00:25:27That's where I came in
00:25:29Sounds like a bad porno
00:25:31A bad porno?
00:25:33Oh, you wound me smiles
00:25:34Hey, uh, smiles
00:25:49You still awake?
00:25:52Hey
00:25:52Hey
00:25:53I have a hell of a headache
00:26:01Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:03Yeah
00:26:03Come in
00:26:05Thank you
00:26:16You gonna keep starin' or actually ask me about it?
00:26:28I'm sorry
00:26:29I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met
00:26:34How did you get it?
00:26:37Playing football?
00:26:39I remember it was raining
00:26:42I was calling the play
00:26:44Lining up on the field
00:26:46And
00:26:47Nothing
00:26:48I woke up in the hospital
00:26:51With tubes coming out everywhere
00:26:53That was the last time I played college ball
00:26:56I lost my scholarship
00:26:58I'm so sorry
00:27:00Well
00:27:05You still got the rest of our legs, don't you?
00:27:10Thank you for the aspirin
00:27:23I'm gonna let you get some sleep, alright?
00:27:26I'll see you tomorrow, Sam
00:27:27What can I get for you?
00:27:36Just two coffees, please
00:27:37So, you folks aren't from around here
00:27:40Where are you?
00:27:41You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:43Oh, no
00:27:45We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City
00:27:48He's her older brother
00:27:49So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:51No, I have a boyfriend
00:27:52Well, that's complicated
00:27:53But Tristan and I aren't
00:27:55I mean, we hooked up once
00:27:56But it was years ago
00:27:57He doesn't even remember
00:28:00Oh, sweet pea
00:28:02You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road
00:28:07Wouldn't remember something like that?
00:28:10I think he can't
00:28:11I think he can't
00:28:12Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:14Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:15Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:17Hey, anything sound good?
00:28:19What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:20Uh, what do you mean?
00:28:21You can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me, right?
00:28:23Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle
00:28:27Yeah
00:28:28Yeah
00:28:29What do you remember about me?
00:28:30What do you remember about me?
00:28:31What do you remember about me?
00:28:32I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear
00:28:33Especially the last one
00:28:34I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear
00:28:35Especially the last one
00:28:36I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear
00:28:42I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear
00:28:43There's some stupid shit there
00:28:44There's some stupid shit there
00:28:45There's some stupid shit there
00:28:46I guess we were all together
00:28:47You too
00:28:51I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear, especially the last one.
00:29:07I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear.
00:29:11Did some stupid shit there?
00:29:14Yes, we all did stupid shit.
00:29:17You know what else I remember?
00:29:19I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:25Oh, really?
00:29:27Is that it?
00:29:29What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:32Nothing.
00:29:35You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:40That's exactly what I am.
00:29:49Did we just run out of gas?
00:29:59I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:06I told you this would happen.
00:30:08We're out of gas.
00:30:09No, we're not.
00:30:11For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:13Oh, yeah? How do you know?
00:30:14I know my car.
00:30:16My God.
00:30:19Do we have a problem?
00:30:20You are my problem.
00:30:22My best friend is getting married in three days.
00:30:24And instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:30:27I know my car.
00:30:28Because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything.
00:30:30What do you want me to say?
00:30:37That it's my fault?
00:30:39Fine.
00:30:40It's my fucking fault.
00:30:42This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:43God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:46So just told Ren no.
00:30:47Agreed to what?
00:30:52Ren talked you into this.
00:30:54Didn't she?
00:30:56You didn't want to drive me.
00:30:58Sam.
00:30:59Sam, no, no, I'm sorry.
00:31:04I'm sorry.
00:31:05I didn't mean it.
00:31:07Hey.
00:31:08Hey.
00:31:13I'm frustrated, too.
00:31:17We're in this together.
00:31:19All right?
00:31:21You and me.
00:31:29What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:39You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:41Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:44We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:45For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:47Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:48Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:52I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:31:55You have my word, miss.
00:31:57Thank you so much, sir.
00:31:59Ah, just call me Bob.
00:32:03So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:05We're on our way to New York.
00:32:07My best friend's getting married.
00:32:08Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:10I'll bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:13Don't you agree, son?
00:32:15100%.
00:32:16How can I help you tonight?
00:32:25Uh, two rooms, please.
00:32:28Ah, shoot.
00:32:30I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:33I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:43That's okay.
00:32:44We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:46Thanks.
00:32:47Uh, sir?
00:32:50We're the only spot in town.
00:32:52Everything else is over three hours away.
00:32:59One room will be fine.
00:33:00Look, it's just one night.
00:33:04Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:17So, are we gonna talk about it?
00:33:21I...
00:33:21I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:26Just forget it.
00:33:30Sorry.
00:33:37About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:33:41I know.
00:33:46Good night, Sam.
00:33:47Hey, honey.
00:33:54Sorry I haven't called.
00:33:55I've been caught up at the office.
00:33:57How's the drive been?
00:33:58Uh, it's been crazy, honestly.
00:34:01The car broke down and we had to...
00:34:02That's nice.
00:34:03Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:05My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:08I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:10Are you kidding?
00:34:11I mean...
00:34:11No, you're supposed to fly on Friday.
00:34:13You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:15Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:17I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:18He needs me.
00:34:19Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:20Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:23I mean...
00:34:23No, no, no.
00:34:24We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:25God, how could you?
00:34:26I...
00:34:27What was that?
00:34:35What was that?
00:34:37Huh?
00:34:37Oh, nothing.
00:34:38My co-worker just said something.
00:34:40Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you
00:34:43get back.
00:34:43Okay?
00:34:43See you soon.
00:34:52Hey.
00:34:53You okay?
00:34:55What happened?
00:34:56Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:35:00Broke up with him.
00:35:02What are you going to say?
00:35:03I told you so.
00:35:04You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:05Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:06Sam, no.
00:35:08I'm sorry.
00:35:09No.
00:35:10Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:11I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:12Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:13Okay, just wait.
00:35:14Just wait.
00:35:15No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:16I should have said no.
00:35:17I should have...
00:35:17Sam, Sam!
00:35:18Sam!
00:35:32Sam!
00:35:35Sam!
00:35:36God!
00:35:38I mean, those fucking jerks!
00:35:39Will you just stop?
00:35:40I'm trying to help.
00:35:41I'm trying to help you.
00:35:42No!
00:35:43Why?
00:35:44Because!
00:35:45Because why?
00:35:46Because you can't swim.
00:35:47You remember.
00:35:48Sam, just listen.
00:35:49Sam, just listen.
00:35:52Oh, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:35:54You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin.
00:35:56Everything!
00:35:57Don't you?
00:35:59Yes, I remember.
00:36:03Sam, where are you going?
00:36:08Sam, where are you going?
00:36:10Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:12Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:14Sam, just stop.
00:36:18Samantha!
00:36:23Yeah.
00:36:25All right.
00:36:26Yeah, be right there.
00:36:32Fuck!
00:36:44I've picked up the car.
00:36:58We're not going to leave in TOWE.
00:37:07We're not going to leave in TOWE.
00:37:09Talk.
00:37:13Talk.
00:37:15I don't feel like talking.
00:37:20What are you doing?
00:37:24I don't know.
00:37:27But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:30Never.
00:37:30Mm-hmm.
00:37:31How much have you had to drink?
00:37:40Doesn't matter.
00:37:44You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:47Things I've never felt before.
00:37:50I hate you so much.
00:37:54But I want you so bad it scares me.
00:37:57What the hell?
00:38:22I'm so mad.
00:38:25What the hell?
00:38:25What the hell?
00:38:26I don't know.
00:38:26I'm so mad.
00:38:27Sorry, I can't
00:38:49Are you hungry
00:38:57Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:06Like what?
00:39:08Like you not talking to me
00:39:09Not even looking at me
00:39:12Is this all because of last night?
00:39:19Hey, answer me
00:39:21Yes
00:39:24Yes
00:39:27This is exactly how it'll be
00:39:29If you don't want me, at least I have the balls to tell me to my face
00:39:32I can handle words, but I can't
00:39:34Why embarrass me like that?
00:39:37Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:39:39Hey, hey, hey
00:39:40You think I don't want you?
00:39:44You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:48I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you
00:39:51And last night
00:39:53I almost lost control
00:39:55But you were drunk and
00:39:58I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that
00:40:01Okay, here we go
00:40:13Alright, so here we go
00:40:14I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:44Hey, so one room or two?
00:40:57Um, one room, thanks.
00:41:03Here you go.
00:41:05You gotta use the bathroom away.
00:41:07Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:08Mine died in the pool.
00:41:10Tell her I said hi.
00:41:11Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:41:14Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:17Renee, it's me.
00:41:18Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:19Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:20I fell in a pool.
00:41:22It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:25Don't be.
00:41:26I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:27I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:29God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:32So used to us telling each other everything?
00:41:34Yeah, about that, I...
00:41:36Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:38Love you!
00:41:41Everything good?
00:41:44Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:49You okay?
00:41:51Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:54Look, I think whatever this thing is,
00:41:58it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:01What?
00:42:01Why, is this because of Renee?
00:42:04Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:10And it can't happen again.
00:42:13Really?
00:42:15Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake too?
00:42:22I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:23No, you tell me.
00:42:24You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:26Let's do it.
00:42:27What are you talking about?
00:42:28You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:31There's some stupid shit there.
00:42:33You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:36I hate Tristan.
00:42:40Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:41Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:42And he never will.
00:42:44Ring any bells?
00:42:45You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:51Did you mean it?
00:42:52Of course I didn't.
00:42:54Then why'd you say it?
00:42:55Why'd you push me away?
00:42:56And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:43:00Renee is my best friend.
00:43:02And she...
00:43:02You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:05I just...
00:43:06I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:08God.
00:43:09I'm sorry.
00:43:11I just...
00:43:12I don't regret last night.
00:43:15And I do want to tell Ren I just...
00:43:18I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:21Yeah.
00:43:24It's okay.
00:43:24I...
00:43:25I get it.
00:43:29You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:34You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:40I came to drop off some things at the house and...
00:43:45I saw my dad...
00:43:47With his assistant.
00:43:51Tristan!
00:43:54My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding, but...
00:43:59My mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:01I feel like I'm just...
00:44:03Waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:06Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:07Last month, I opened my first art gallery.
00:44:10And I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:14I watched everyone walk past me on my life's work.
00:44:17And I realized I'd spent...
00:44:19Years...
00:44:21Wasting my time.
00:44:23Chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:25It isn't stupid.
00:44:28You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:31Then it's worth it.
00:44:32My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:36You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:39Oh, God, no.
00:44:41Honestly, I don't...
00:44:43Know if I ever was.
00:44:45Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:47Everything with Stephen was...
00:44:49Easy.
00:44:50Comfortable.
00:44:50Even when I knew there was nothing there,
00:44:53I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:58It wasn't until you came back into my life
00:45:00that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:05I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:08You deserve everything.
00:45:22You hear me?
00:45:24Everything.
00:45:26I wanted to hate you.
00:45:30But I don't.
00:45:32I don't.
00:45:33I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:36I never have.
00:46:06Oh, you finally made it.
00:46:09I have something for you.
00:46:16A cell phone?
00:46:17If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening,
00:46:20we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:25Wild Stallion?
00:46:27Is that your code name?
00:46:29Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:32I can't help you.
00:46:33We hate each other.
00:46:36Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:40It's what you want, right?
00:46:41Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Stephen.
00:46:43I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day
00:46:45and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year relationship.
00:46:48Ow.
00:46:49Your head smiles.
00:46:51I said I understand.
00:46:52You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:54Stop.
00:46:56So, did you tell Renee we're here, or...?
00:46:58You motherfuckers.
00:47:00Took you long enough?
00:47:05You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:07Whoa, whoa.
00:47:08Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:10Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:13It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:15And you must be Samantha.
00:47:17Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:18I feel like I already know you.
00:47:20Bring it in.
00:47:22I'll take your bag.
00:47:23Oh!
00:47:24Yes!
00:47:25Oh, my God!
00:47:26Oh, you're weak!
00:47:27I know!
00:47:28How was it trying?
00:47:30Did Tristina play nice, or do I need to beat a boss?
00:47:32What are you going to do, twinkle toes?
00:47:34Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:35A pirouette on her corpse, if you were meaning my bestie, yes.
00:47:38Relax, Ren.
00:47:39It wasn't bad.
00:47:40It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:43You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down,
00:47:45because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:48Yeah?
00:47:49And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:53I don't think I ever heard a,
00:47:54thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:56I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:48:00Jeez, you are not kidding.
00:48:02They really do hate each other.
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:07Anywho, you big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:11I need to get my made up all the fitted into a dress!
00:48:13No, Dave, tissue.
00:48:25Okay, the tie works.
00:48:29Mom.
00:48:31Please.
00:48:33Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:48:36Are you alone?
00:48:38You wish.
00:48:38I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:40My room's next door.
00:48:41That's too bad.
00:48:41You should be in mine instead.
00:48:43Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:45I like it when you call me that.
00:48:46What's your room number?
00:48:47I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:48You can't.
00:48:49I'm with your sister.
00:48:50Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:51Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:53I need help picking out my earrings.
00:48:54See what I mean?
00:48:55Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:57Come to my room later, please.
00:48:59Sam?
00:49:00Are you alive?
00:49:01I gotta go.
00:49:02I'll talk to you later.
00:49:02Okay, which ones?
00:49:09I think the pearls.
00:49:12Thank God you're here.
00:49:14I can't wait to be married so I never have to go to my wedding again.
00:49:18It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:19I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:21Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:22If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you
00:49:25when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:49:27When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:28When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:35I broke up with him.
00:49:38When?
00:49:39Why?
00:49:40He's cheating on me.
00:49:44You were right, Wren.
00:49:45I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:48I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:50Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things,
00:49:53but when he told me he couldn't make it and all,
00:49:56I just, I couldn't do it anymore.
00:50:00God, I'm sorry.
00:50:03But I called him and told him it's over,
00:50:05so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:08How do you take it?
00:50:09Like a pussy?
00:50:11I have no clue.
00:50:12My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:50:16Come here.
00:50:18Oh, serves him right.
00:50:20Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:50:23Look, I'm done with him.
00:50:27That's the fucking spirit.
00:50:29Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:32And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:34Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:50We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:54I had you all to myself for days.
00:50:57Nonstop.
00:50:58I'm hooked on you now.
00:51:00Wait, hold on.
00:51:01Can we talk?
00:51:02Sure?
00:51:05What about?
00:51:06I was talking with Wren earlier and...
00:51:09Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's,
00:51:14so she wouldn't find out.
00:51:16Thank you, Justin.
00:51:18I didn't even think of that.
00:51:20So, what did you talk about with her?
00:51:22Does she know about us?
00:51:23No, but I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:51:31Are you sure?
00:51:33Your parents are gonna be here, and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from me.
00:51:38But I'm done, too.
00:51:41No more hiding.
00:51:43I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:45How could you?
00:52:12Wren, I...
00:52:15I...
00:52:17Why was she here?
00:52:22Did someone see?
00:52:23Mom showed up this morning, and, uh...
00:52:27Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:29She found out about the affair, and she came here.
00:52:33And she saw us, and...
00:52:36Oh, my God.
00:52:43You were right.
00:52:45I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:49If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug,
00:52:52and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:52:56Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:00Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:01She's in shock, too.
00:53:04Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:53:09I'll be okay.
00:53:20See you over here, so we're good.
00:53:21Come in love with Tristan in fucking Montgomery.
00:53:36Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:38It's good to have you.
00:53:39I'm so afraid.
00:53:41Excuse me.
00:53:43How's Wren?
00:53:45Good.
00:53:46As well as can be expected.
00:53:50You know, Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:53Now, I've only met their dad once,
00:53:54but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:58Maybe something happened to him.
00:53:59Like, his flight got canceled, or his phone died.
00:54:03Surprise!
00:54:05Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:09I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:12Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:13Didn't you get my text?
00:54:15What text?
00:54:16I didn't get any text.
00:54:17The text I sent you in Iowa!
00:54:19Boy, I fell in the pool.
00:54:20Oh, my God.
00:54:21I broke up with him.
00:54:31Wait.
00:54:32Don't I know that guy?
00:54:35God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:36Jesus Christ, I came out all this way,
00:54:38and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:40And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:43Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:44Let's just go talk some...
00:54:45No!
00:54:45Whatever you want to say to me,
00:54:48you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:53No.
00:54:54Whatever you want to say to me,
00:54:55you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:57God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:55:00And you're not even a little bit grateful
00:55:02for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:03I broke up with you.
00:55:04I broke up with you.
00:55:07Excuse me?
00:55:08I texted you that I was breaking up with you
00:55:10because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:13And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss
00:55:15or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:18Honey, what?
00:55:19What are you talking about?
00:55:21Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:23You know I love you.
00:55:24I would never cheat on you.
00:55:25I saw her.
00:55:27She was on your lap.
00:55:29You're going to dump her ass.
00:55:30You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:55:32Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:34You were there.
00:55:36Sammy, honey.
00:55:37Listen, that...
00:55:38That girl, she's nobody.
00:55:41I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:43But I can change.
00:55:45No, Steven.
00:55:46I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:50But it's over now.
00:55:51I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:53Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:55:56I know you love me.
00:55:57You can't live without me.
00:55:58You even told me so.
00:56:00Listen to me.
00:56:01You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:56:03You need me.
00:56:05Not anymore.
00:56:06Now, get out.
00:56:08My dad isn't coming.
00:56:26Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:31Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:34I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:37I tried calling.
00:56:39This typical Tristan doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:44He gets that from my dad.
00:56:46Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:48It was your wedding.
00:56:50I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:52It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:56:55You're right.
00:56:56I didn't tell you because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast.
00:57:04And what, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:07I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:08We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:10I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:11Not even you.
00:57:15Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:19I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:21You love Tristan?
00:57:26Yes.
00:57:27I didn't want to tell him.
00:57:43I know.
00:57:43Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:06Her mother and I do.
00:58:08Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:15I do.
00:58:16Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:19I do.
00:58:22Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:58:25I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:29You may kiss the bride.
00:58:38Haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:52Are you ignoring me?
00:58:53I don't know what you mean.
00:58:55I'm sorry.
00:58:55I didn't know Steven was going to show up.
00:58:57Tell me you broke up with him.
00:58:59I did.
00:59:00I swear.
00:59:01Then why was he here?
00:59:03Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:07Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:11I told you how that shit wrecked me,
00:59:12and you just let me lay in your bed
00:59:16like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:19Please, let me explain.
00:59:22Save it.
00:59:23I'm done.
00:59:29Hi.
00:59:33What are you doing in here?
00:59:34You should be at your reception.
00:59:37I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor sitting here dying inside.
00:59:40Come on, I locked the door.
00:59:41Will you please come out?
00:59:42Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly,
00:59:44and I need to sit.
00:59:45I remember when I went to see Tristan during the fall finals sophomore year.
00:59:58It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:00:00I know.
01:00:02He told me his football career was over after that.
01:00:05But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:09All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:11So after everything with my dad broke his world,
01:00:15when he saw you as Steven,
01:00:17I ended it with Steven.
01:00:19He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:22I know.
01:00:23I know.
01:00:24He won't even talk to me.
01:00:27Even if he won't talk to you,
01:00:28you need to talk to him.
01:00:30If you really love him,
01:00:32he'll listen.
01:00:34Come here.
01:00:35Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:51I have known Renee Montgomery
01:00:54since we were in First Grid.
01:00:57Last year, she called me up at midnight
01:00:58and told me she met a guy.
01:01:01She told me she loved him
01:01:02and that they were getting married.
01:01:05Now, I didn't say this at the time,
01:01:06but my first thought was,
01:01:07are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:10I'd been with a man for five years
01:01:12and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:14How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:16Because I realized
01:01:18Ren had it right.
01:01:22Time doesn't matter
01:01:23when you're giving your heart to someone else
01:01:25because love is about being vulnerable
01:01:27and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:32Like giving your heart to someone
01:01:33after only a few weeks
01:01:34or a few days.
01:01:37That's how Renee and Finn fell in love
01:01:39and that's how I did too.
01:01:41To the bride and groom
01:01:43and to love that is timeless.
01:01:58Excuse me.
01:01:59Is this sculpture yours?
01:02:00Um, yes, it's mine.
01:02:02I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:05Give me a call when you can.
01:02:06I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:09I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:11Absolutely.
01:02:13Your art is precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:16I look forward to your call.
01:02:36Hey, can we talk?
01:02:37Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:39After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:40I know.
01:02:41I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:43I...
01:02:43I was scared.
01:02:48Okay?
01:02:49I was shady to you.
01:02:51I know that.
01:02:52I was angry, hurt,
01:02:54and instead of letting you in,
01:02:55I shut you out.
01:02:56So when I saw you with Steven,
01:02:58all of those insecurities,
01:03:00you started pouring out of me again.
01:03:02I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:04I've only been with you for a few days.
01:03:06Eventually, I dropped the ball,
01:03:08and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:11So I convinced myself
01:03:13that it would hurt less
01:03:15if I just walked away first.
01:03:19You know,
01:03:19that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:22Trust him.
01:03:23I realized that I was being a coward
01:03:26for pushing you away.
01:03:31I was being a coward
01:03:33for pushing you away.
01:03:34I know now
01:03:35that if I let that happen,
01:03:37I will be giving up
01:03:39on the best thing
01:03:40that's ever happened to me.
01:03:41Time stops
01:03:44when I'm with you.
01:03:46It stopped the night of the cabin
01:03:48all those years back.
01:03:51And
01:03:51it stopped again
01:03:53when you got in my car
01:03:54in Los Angeles.
01:03:56Yeah, I know I should let you go,
01:03:58but
01:03:58I want you
01:04:00to need me
01:04:01the way that I need you.
01:04:04How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:05Because, Samantha Smiles,
01:04:08I am
01:04:08just
01:04:09miserably,
01:04:11pathetically
01:04:12in love with you.
01:04:16I want
01:04:17every week,
01:04:19every day,
01:04:20every moment
01:04:21to be with you.
01:04:23What do you say?
01:04:24Forget the past,
01:04:25ignore the future,
01:04:26let's just get in my car
01:04:27and drive,
01:04:27you and me.
01:04:28We'll go anywhere
01:04:29the world wants to go.
01:04:30I'll go anywhere
01:04:30in the world with you.
01:04:32You're really going to
01:04:33take us around the world
01:04:34in this piece of junk?
01:04:35Sweetheart,
01:04:36I'll make sure
01:04:36it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:38You know,
01:04:39as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:41Just say
01:04:41yes,
01:04:43please,
01:04:43say yes,
01:04:44please.
01:04:57Yes.
01:05:03Oh!
01:05:05And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:09I love them both,
01:05:10but I'm literally
01:05:11going to kill them
01:05:11if they don't make up
01:05:12before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:13Maybe some relationships
01:05:14just take time to...
01:05:17Wait,
01:05:18isn't that them right now?
01:05:19No fucking way.
01:05:20They're making out too.
01:05:23Whoa.
01:05:24You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:26Did you two dumbasses
01:05:27really think you could get away
01:05:28without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:29I hope you know
01:05:31I'm going to be so annoying
01:05:32that you're guys sweating.
01:05:33Oh,
01:05:33get your hands off my girl,
01:05:35Brad.
01:05:35Hey,
01:05:36she was my friend
01:05:36before she was your girl,
01:05:38okay?
01:05:38You're always going to be
01:05:39number one.
01:05:40Oh,
01:05:40we will see about that.
01:05:42Have fun on your honeymoon,
01:05:44Sugar Plum.
01:05:45We are going to hit the road.
01:05:50Where are you guys even going?
01:05:52To the gas station.
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