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Eva Lasting Season 1 Episode 1
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00:00Guys, my mom said that big boobs can ruin a girl's back.
00:04Oh, because your mom's breasts are really tiny.
00:06Hey, listen, Sancedo, I bet they did something in that photo.
00:09I'm telling you.
00:09Really?
00:10Yeah.
00:11And you, Babon, what do you say?
00:13Oh, come on.
00:15This guy's so uptight, seriously.
00:18Hey, how come you're so embarrassed?
00:19It's a magazine.
00:20Hey, how do you think you feel having a rack like that in front of you?
00:22He's going to be like, ugh, please again, let me breathe.
00:24Right, right, you could, guys.
00:26Let's do the rest of them.
00:26Attention, gentlemen.
00:27Ready?
00:28Check out the queen of this magazine.
00:30Show us.
00:31Check her out, suckers.
00:32Ooh.
00:35Incredible, baby.
00:35I just want to do this.
00:37Hi.
00:48Hey, that's a men's bathroom.
00:51Well, too bad, because there's no women's bathroom in here, and I really need to pee-pee.
00:58Who the fuck is that?
01:11Huh?
01:11I was wondering if I had actually seen that girl in the bathroom, or if it was just my imagination.
01:29But honestly, we were focusing on something else for now.
01:34In most classes, teachers were not accustomed to having relationships with their students.
01:40However, I guess that might explain why.
01:43Professor Estella, our homeroom and literature teacher, was our erotic dream.
01:49Marcus.
01:50All right.
01:50And please write, as part of your final exam, I'm going to ask you to read a great book.
02:06One hundred years of solitude, and write an essay, which will account for 30% of your final grade.
02:19Aunt, hello.
02:25Please, come in.
02:26Attention, boys.
02:36Let me introduce you to Ava Samper, the first female student in Jose Maria Root High School.
02:45I'm going to ask you all to be very respectful and available to assist her.
02:49I'm confident these boys will make you feel at home and part of our family.
02:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:00Presa salvaje.
03:04Tu cuerpo de mujer.
03:07Hoy me ha estado tu vida.
03:12He vuelto a hacer.
03:15Yeah, yeah.
03:17Presa salvaje.
03:19Did you see that?
03:25I can't believe they let a girl suddenly go to school, man.
03:27What's up?
03:30We didn't get to meet properly in the bathroom.
03:33Well, nice to meet all of you.
03:34As you know, my name's Ava Samper.
03:36But please don't call me by my last name.
03:39I hate when people do that as if we were soldiers.
03:41Samper, Angarita, Gomez, Otero.
03:44Anyway, how about you all tell me your names?
03:46Mmm.
03:49Nice to meet you.
03:52My name is Rodrigo.
03:55Rodrigo.
03:57Beautiful name.
03:58And you?
04:00I, uh, my name is Ãlvaro.
04:08And you guys?
04:10William, Edgar.
04:13The Acunas.
04:15What's your name?
04:16She's talking.
04:20His name is Gustavo and I'm Camilo.
04:23Gustavo and Camilo.
04:25And you?
04:26Salsero.
04:28I mean your first name.
04:30His name is Martin.
04:32Martin.
04:33I like it because you all look like Rodrigo de Acuñas and Ãlvaro and Martina, Camilo and Gustavo.
04:40It's so important that your face matches your name.
04:43Imagine that your name is Janet and you look like a Martha.
04:46You'd be quite mad, right?
04:47Uh, definitely.
04:49You haven't read The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde?
04:57I mean, reading literature is better than looking at porno.
05:04Anyone sitting here?
05:05Uh, Benitez?
05:08Um, I mean, Julian.
05:11What, his dad was transferred to Barranquilla and so he left school.
05:16So it's okay if I sit here?
05:17Yeah.
05:20That trigonometry class felt like an eternity.
05:24I held my breath.
05:25It didn't blink.
05:26The entire time.
05:28I didn't look at her either.
05:29But in that moment, I felt I was falling in love for the first time in my life.
05:44Where's everyone?
05:46They took off?
05:47Uh, yeah, they all went home.
05:49Oh, and you?
05:51Um, I live nearby, so I just walked to my house.
05:55By the main road?
05:57Uh-huh, more or less.
05:58Oh, super.
05:59My best officer, so I'll accompany you.
06:01Is that cool?
06:03Yeah, yeah, sure.
06:10I feel quiet today.
06:12I mean, we're classmates.
06:14We probably should be talking.
06:15I know I'm not wrong.
06:16Do you hate me?
06:17Because if you hate me, I can change my seat.
06:19No, it's not like that.
06:20You're fine, okay?
06:21Oh, so you like me?
06:23Yes.
06:25Such a liar.
06:26If true, you would have talked to me.
06:29But it's fine.
06:30I'm sure we'll be very good friends with time.
06:33Because I always get along with the comunos, and my intuition never fails.
06:37Sure.
06:37And what's more, I know it's weird having a girl next to you as your desk buddy.
06:41The world is changing.
06:42For women.
06:43No, no.
06:44For everyone, but especially for women.
06:47Have you heard of feminists?
06:49I'm a feminist, but don't worry.
06:50I'll explain it.
06:51Or, for example, Isabel Martinez Perón, the first woman president of Argentina, or any other
06:58major country in Latin America.
07:01Another sign that the times are changing, right?
07:04Yes, yes, for sure.
07:05Uh, this is my place.
07:09It's a very nice house.
07:10Thanks.
07:11Oh, well, let's go.
07:12I can walk you.
07:13No, no, that's not necessary.
07:15You sure?
07:16You know the way?
07:19No.
07:20But I'll figure it out.
07:22Really?
07:22Because it could be dangerous around here.
07:24Don't tell me you're one of those guys who thinks that as women we need your help to do everything,
07:28even to find a bus stop.
07:30No, it's a courtesy thing.
07:33Or a machismo.
07:35Mrs. Anna.
07:38Mrs. Anna, come here.
07:39Come see this.
07:41What is it?
07:43Look, don't be too obvious.
07:44I wonder who she is.
07:48A girlfriend, maybe?
07:49A girlfriend?
07:50But from where?
07:53Courtesy comes from the word of court.
07:56It was the custom in the days of the kings when women could be erased for practically nothing.
08:01Meaning, if we didn't do what was expected of us, we could get our heads cut off.
08:06Really?
08:07Are you serious?
08:08Yes, really.
08:09That's what happened when Anne Boleyn wouldn't agree to a divorce with King Henry VIII.
08:13What?
08:14Didn't you read that play?
08:16Mm-hmm.
08:18Mm-hmm.
08:19Mm-hmm.
08:20Mm-hmm.
08:21Mm-hmm.
08:22Mm-hmm.
08:23Mm-hmm.
08:24Mm-hmm.
08:25Mm-hmm.
08:26Mm-hmm.
08:27Mm-hmm.
08:28Camilo.
08:29Here's something that you would like to tell us.
08:31Mm-hmm.
08:32Mm-hmm.
08:33Mm-hmm.
08:34Mm-hmm.
08:35Mm-hmm.
08:36Mm-hmm.
08:37Mm-hmm.
08:38Mm-hmm.
08:39Mm-hmm.
08:40Mm-hmm.
08:41Mm-hmm.
08:42Mm-hmm.
08:43Camilo.
08:44Here's something that you would like to tell us.
08:45Mm-hmm.
08:46Tell you about what?
08:47Mm-hmm.
08:48Well, I don't know, son, but I saw you arrive with someone new today.
08:50Very pretty, too.
08:51Oh, yes, Ava.
08:52Ava?
08:53Her name's Ava?
08:54Yes, yes.
08:55She's a girl who started in the school today.
08:57Wait, how could she join your school?
08:58What do you mean?
08:59Yes, starting today.
09:00Jose Maria will be admitting ladies.
09:01Starting today?
09:02Why haven't you told us that?
09:03Why haven't you told us that?
09:04Yes, sir.
09:05Because I didn't know about it.
09:06Why didn't you tell us?
09:07They should have told us.
09:08Surely we lost.
09:09Respect, too.
09:10What do you mean with respect to being lost?
09:11It's better, though.
09:12These kids should learn how to relate to women now.
09:13But why didn't you let the girl in?
09:14You should have introduced her.
09:15Well, I bet you didn't know about it.
09:16Because she was in a hurry.
09:17She had to get on bus 30.
09:18And why didn't you go with her?
09:19She didn't want me to.
09:20Wait, what?
09:21What is this lack of courtesy, Camilo?
09:22Papa!
09:23Courtesy comes from the times of kings.
09:24Times when women were treated as if they meant nothing.
09:26And if women didn't obey, they would cut their heads off.
09:29Haven't you read the story of Anne Boleyn?
09:31Have you read the story of Anne Boleyn?
09:49I don't want to.
09:54What's going on?
10:18Don't you hear?
10:19Come here.
10:21Do you hear?
10:24Do you know what that is?
10:25That he's in love?
10:27Don't you hear him seeing romantic ballads in there?
10:29That means he's finally in love.
10:36Oh, my boy.
10:37How sweet.
10:38Yes, although I must confess one thing, Mrs. Anna.
10:41I'm not too sure that girl Eva is the most appropriate.
10:44How about that story about courtesy and kings?
10:47No.
10:47In fact, I bet you that girl Eva is a feminist.
10:53Trust me.
10:54I know what I'm saying.
10:59Mom, I don't have time for breakfast.
11:03I'm late.
11:04What are you doing with that hairstyle?
11:06I wanted to change it.
11:07Bye.
11:10He doesn't say why his hair is like that.
11:13I like the way he had it before.
11:14Are we going to let him go to school like that?
11:16Let me listen.
11:16In other words, as part of this so-called boom of Latin American literature, besides
11:28Colombian author Gabriel GarcÃa Márquez, let's also mention other authors who had a
11:35major impact, for example, an author from Peru, named Mario Vargas Llosa.
11:42There were also two Mexican authors, Carlos Fuentes and Octavio Paz, and an Argentinian author, an amazing author, whose name is Julio Cortaza.
11:56Now, boys, please pay attention, as I need you all to pick a technical course, and that's
12:04for our entire semester.
12:06You know that you can choose between two options, A, Engineering, and B, Accounting.
12:12Okay?
12:12So when I say your name, you need to tell me which class you prefer.
12:16Okay?
12:17Acosta Cera?
12:18Yes, tell me.
12:19Go ahead, Miss Samper.
12:21Um, my name is not Miss Samper.
12:23I prefer to be called Eva.
12:26There isn't any knitting.
12:32Did you not look at yourselves in the mirror before leaving home?
12:37You look crazy with those hairdos.
12:39Crazy?
12:40What's wrong with you, huh?
12:41Are you guys just losing it, or what?
12:44The last thing we need now is for all of us to end up in knitting class or ballet.
12:48I don't recommend ballet.
12:51No, really.
12:52It's hard.
12:53From my own experience, I took classes from age five until I was ten.
12:57You feel me, boys?
12:58Uh, for me, I couldn't care less about electives.
13:01What I really want to do is least amount of effort, and accounting or electric classes seem
13:05really difficult.
13:07Sounds super difficult.
13:09Instead, knitting is a break.
13:11Piece of cake.
13:13I'm also speaking from personal experience.
13:15I think it could even be better than soccer.
13:17That morning, we were all competing to show off our soccer skills in front of Ava.
13:32Hey, there.
13:33Come on.
13:34Keep going.
13:35Keep going.
13:36We were in the same class, class 10B, and my best friends in the class were Rodrigo Abelais,
13:42a smart young man whose father was a musician and an alcoholic that treated his family in
13:47all sorts of terrible ways.
13:49Gustavo Pavon, a handsome fellow who was extremely shy, so he didn't talk much.
13:57Now, his father had just come out of prison where he had been serving time for a crime.
14:01He kept claiming he hadn't committed.
14:03Alvaro Castro, who was mesmerizing when he played the best of us, but he was pessimistic deep down
14:13inside.
14:13He was the son of a house-cleaning lady who would also do some laundry and ironing so
14:20that her family could make ends meet.
14:22Martin Salcedo, the class bully.
14:27He was a rude and aggressive guy whose mother worked as a waitress in a cheap local restaurant.
14:33There you go.
14:34Yes, I'm ready.
14:36All right.
14:41And then there was me, Camilo Granados.
14:45Considering my poor soccer skills, I was hoping to become a sports journalist.
14:49My father was a taxi driver who was proud of being his own boss and not having to be supervised
14:56by anyone.
14:59And there was my mother, a woman who contributed to the family budget by drafting college papers
15:05on a typewriter.
15:10And there was Octavio Cañones, the terror of our school, a violent troublemaker.
15:16We didn't know much about him.
15:18We just knew most of the school was afraid of that guy.
15:23I was afraid of him, too.
15:24We need you or what?
15:28Are you just babysitting now?
15:29No, no, no.
15:30How are you going to do that to me?
15:31Don't be an asshole.
15:32And what are you going to do, huh?
15:33To the left, come on, come on, to the left.
15:37Chase, come on, this guy, hey, where are you going?
15:39Come on, over here.
15:41Hey, hey, hey, you got a problem?
15:43Why'd you fail?
15:44We're going to be some gay here, asshole.
15:45We need you to what?
15:46Are you just a babysitter now?
15:47No, no, no, how are you going to do that to me?
15:49Don't be an asshole.
15:50And what are you going to do, huh?
15:51So what?
15:51Call it, call it.
15:53See you after school tomorrow.
15:54Sure, it's on.
15:56It's on.
15:56See you then.
15:58Fight after school.
15:59That was the worst thing that could ever happen to me.
16:03Because I got to admit, back then, I was prone to being what a teenage boy should never be.
16:10I was a coward.
16:14There's this movie, and the director, he likes schoolgirls a lot, you know?
16:18He always shows them with socks up to here.
16:21But the miniskirts are amazing.
16:23He makes them do a little ooh-la-la, you know, starts to kiss them.
16:27What's up?
16:27Where are you guys going?
16:28To the movies.
16:30And I'm not invited?
16:32No, I don't think you'll like the movie we're going to watch.
16:35Why?
16:36The schoolgirl sinned at the Imperio.
16:42I saw it.
16:48Was it good?
16:49No.
16:50It's really bad.
16:51It's just porn.
16:52There's your plot.
16:53So, at Metro Riviera, they're showing that movie, Saturday Night Fever, with a new actor, John Travolta.
16:58They say he's an awesome dancer.
17:00A dance movie?
17:01For real?
17:03Yes.
17:04Okay?
17:06It's on me.
17:07It's on me.
17:17Given the situation I was in, I was willing to admit I was a coward, and seek help and protection from Salcedo, who is as much a bully as Guñones.
17:25That's why I ended up being the only one to turn down Ava's invitation, so I could go to the Imperio in order to show some fake solidarity to the person I thought was the only one who could save me.
17:36Guñones was pretty cocky, huh?
17:40Oh, don't fall for it.
17:42That dog barks but won't bite.
17:44Really?
17:45Yes, I'm tired of having to teach that folk.
17:47Oh.
17:49I'm happy you say that, because I was thinking that...
17:51Guñones is not our problem at all, Granados.
17:53You know what our problem is?
17:55That girl Ava.
17:56Ava?
17:57Yes, brother.
17:58That chick wants to mess with us.
17:59She wants to split us up.
18:01Are you serious, man?
18:02You think so?
18:02But...
18:03If it wasn't like that, we'd all be here.
18:05No?
18:06But going back to the subject of Guñones, I think we should...
18:16There's no plot to this movie.
18:19Yeah.
18:25After going to the movies, my buddies and I enjoyed playing pool at the Club 68s.
18:30It was located down the street, and for us, this place was like our headquarters.
18:35Here we are.
18:36How's it going?
18:41What's up?
18:42Hmm.
18:43How was it?
18:44Did you like the movie?
18:46Well, uh...
18:46What's good?
18:47And you?
18:48Just chillin', teaching your guys about the pleasures of life.
18:52Granados!
18:52I was right.
18:59I guess we might run into that jerk playing here, dudes.
19:01What's going on, Guñones?
19:02Calm down.
19:03Salcelo, you got nothing to do with this, buddy.
19:05Just me and that dumbass.
19:07What?
19:07I got an idea, man.
19:09Wouldn't it be better if you and I had our conversation sooner than later, huh?
19:13Because as my mom only says, don't put off until tomorrow or until today, son.
19:17Ain't that right?
19:18Yeah.
19:18Let's do this.
19:19Yeah, so...
19:19Go ahead.
19:20Let's do it.
19:20Let's do it.
19:21What's the matter with you, ma'am?
19:23Hmm?
19:26Do you have so many problems at home that you're looking for a fight anywhere or what?
19:32Don't tell me you're a Jim Stark.
19:33Who's that?
19:35A Jim Stark.
19:36The main character in Rebel Without a Cost.
19:37You guys haven't seen that movie?
19:40No?
19:42I'll catch you up.
19:43It's about a guy who has issues with his parents and who's always getting into trouble.
19:47His soul is so poisoned that one day, he ends up feeling guilty for murdering one of his friends.
19:54It's something that could have happened to anybody.
19:58Especially you.
20:01You should go get your shit together before you really screw up.
20:05Think about it.
20:07You'll be better off.
20:08What?
20:26So?
20:28What did you think, hmm?
20:30Good books and good movies always help us with solving our problems.
20:34Haven't you read Les Estrada?
20:36Not that one either.
20:37No?
20:38Les Estrada?
20:38Les Estrada?
20:39Les Estrada?
20:40It's a Greek comedy where women, by crossing their legs, avoid a war?
20:56That's not how men solve their problems.
20:59Now, Quinones must be thinking that we're hiding behind the cheap stories of a dumb little girl in order to avoid him.
21:05We'll talk later about the dumb little girl.
21:08But what a drag to fight now.
21:09We're having a good time.
21:10But the guy messed with Granada.
21:12Relax, relax, man.
21:13I'll get that asshole back later.
21:15He won't laugh at me.
21:15Plus, I've been wanting to do that for a while.
21:17Really?
21:18Really?
21:22For everybody?
21:23If I won't, who's going to pay?
21:26No, no, no, guys.
21:27Come on, don't worry.
21:27It's on me today.
21:28Really?
21:29Yes, it's no problem.
21:31Thanks.
21:31Thanks.
21:32All right.
21:34As I was saying before we got interrupted, I can't believe all you do all day is get bored in class.
21:41Play soccer.
21:43Fight.
21:44Go to that dump to watch pornography.
21:48Hmm?
21:48I mean, life is way more than that, guys.
21:51Yes?
21:52So then, like, what?
21:58Ava attempted to introduce us to the alleged pleasure of smoking cigarettes.
22:02And even though we tried, none of us actually liked it.
22:06And I think that's what saved us from becoming compulsive smokers.
22:13Let me ask you.
22:15Does anyone here have a girlfriend?
22:17Who said we're interested in that?
22:18Come on, man.
22:19Let her talk, all right?
22:19Listen, in that movie we just watched, how does Travolta end up with suites in that girl?
22:23Was it thanks to us playing soccer?
22:26Maybe fighting?
22:27Staring at porn?
22:28No.
22:30No.
22:30Well, she was attracted by his dancing.
22:34Can you guys dance?
22:44One, two, three, four, turn around.
22:49Three, four, two, three, four, turn around.
22:54One, two, that's right, get down.
22:57And one, two, three, four, turn around.
23:01One, two, three, four, turn around.
23:02Now, did you really miss me again?
23:08You did by your look in your eyes.
23:11Three, two, turn around.
23:14You got no girlfriend, you can't dance, so I bet you guys can't kiss either.
23:40You got no girlfriend, you can't kiss either.
23:58Put this up.
23:58And this is how each one of us got his turn.
24:12And from Ava's lips, one by one, for the very first time, we each gave her a piece of our innocence.
24:18That afternoon, we all fell in love, despite the fact that she couldn't resist the temptation of doing her evaluation.
24:48You guys need a lot more practice.
24:55And congratulations, Martin. You're the only one who can kiss.
25:18Can we head towards Uptown?
25:21Yes.
25:33What's up?
25:34What's up? What are you doing here?
25:36Well, I came to pick you up so we could walk to school together.
25:39Oh.
25:39Did you hear what happened in Argentina?
25:41No, no. What happened?
25:42A military coup ousted Isabel Martinez de Perón.
25:45Don't you find that sad?
25:46Yes, yes. Very sad. And what a shame.
25:50And I also heard that they killed 600 black students in South Africa.
25:54Hmm.
25:54It clearly looks like times are not changing after all.
25:57Rallo people are still doing their shit show.
25:58Yes.
26:00Oh, and one more thing about yesterday.
26:02I know that I said Cercedo was my favorite kiss, but that was not true.
26:05I said that to make him feel bad for having called me a dumb little girl.
26:08Yes.
26:09The truth is, the only kiss I enjoyed was yours.
26:14It was special.
26:17Mm-hmm.
26:18Come on, let's go.
26:19I don't want to miss our class with Mrs. Stella.
26:30All right.
26:31Listen, boys, according to a new decision from the Department of Education,
26:35we will be having more girls join our school.
26:39And our principal thought that it would be a great idea to offer a technical course for girls.
26:46So, Ava, the great news is that there will be a knitting class for you from now on.
26:52But, uh, what do you mean?
26:56Will it be just me?
26:58Like, you guys are going to let me be alone in that class?
27:01Oh, my God.
27:03Good point.
27:05Let's see.
27:06Any one of you gentlemen interested in the knitting class, perhaps?
27:10Serious professor.
27:11Oh, I'm not surprised, you idiot.
27:26No, I'm not surprised.
27:40But...
27:41Arbeláez, Babón, Castro.
28:10We have to talk about what just happened.
28:11What's up, brother?
28:12This can't stay like that.
28:13What's up, Sato, dude?
28:13Go on.
28:14I still can't believe it.
28:16And for real, I don't know if I can continue being friends with you all.
28:20I'm the one taking it.
28:22I'm the one.
28:22You're exaggerating.
28:23Man, Abe was right.
28:24I was sped up with the accounting homework, too.
28:27Well, I have to think about it still.
28:29What if knitting is harder than the electricity?
28:31Nah.
28:32That could happen.
28:32No.
28:33I do think we should try new things, honestly.
28:35Hmm?
28:36Yes, but you're not aware of the danger you're all getting yourselves into.
28:39And to begin, they start calling us by our first name.
28:41Then our hairstyles change.
28:43Then we take knitting classes.
28:44Oh, do you know where this ends?
28:47Plus, I think that chick is hiding something.
28:49You can't deny she's weird.
28:51That she's different from other women.
28:52What?
28:53You know so many women, right?
28:55No.
28:56But even if you don't want to admit it, that chick has some secrets.
28:59You'll mark my words.
29:00Oh, you know what, man?
29:01Think whatever you want.
29:01I have to go.
29:02I'll see you Monday.
29:05What's wrong with him?
29:05What's going on, moron?
29:33Hey, hey, hey.
29:36Where you going, man?
29:37Wait.
29:38Relax, dude.
29:40Did you really think that a lame story from your girlfriend was going to get you out of trouble?
29:44Camilo!
29:46Camilo!
29:46Camilo, come on, get in!
29:47Running away might have been an option, but I didn't want to embarrass myself and look
29:53like a coward in front of Ava, and that made me braver than ever.
29:57Now that I had survived the turbulence of her kiss, I could definitely manage to survive
30:03some punching and fighting.
30:04Camilo!
30:04Camilo!
30:05Camilo, guys, no!
30:07Camilo, stop!
30:07Get up!
30:08Get up!
30:08All right, all right, calm down!
30:09Camilo, stop it!
30:10That's enough, guys, and we're fighting!
30:12If it's true that when you're in love, you feel as if nothing is impossible and you can
30:21handle anything, then I was crazy in love, desperately in love.
30:26Stop!
30:28All right, stop fighting!
30:30Calm down!
30:31Enough with this!
30:32You shouldn't have gotten into that fight.
30:34Well, obviously...
30:34However, my assumptions were wrong, since I hadn't taken into account one element, a key
30:40element, Ava.
30:42Or are you just not paying attention when I told you this?
30:44No, but I had to defend myself because...
30:46Don't you realize that I hate violence, that I hate violent people, and I think that all
30:49the mess in the world is caused by these violent people?
30:51Yes, but I said that...
30:51But you've got no excuse!
30:52No excuse, Camilo!
30:54I'm disappointed.
30:55I really believed you were a different person.
30:57Ava!
30:58Hey!
31:01Ow!
31:02Oh, be gentle!
31:03Hand.
31:04Getting into a fight, Camilo, what are you doing?
31:07You go to school to study and learn not to fight with your friends.
31:09You'll wake up with a black eye.
31:11What is this?
31:12Don't make a fuss, Mrs. Anna, it's normal.
31:14Look, if a kid doesn't exchange punches with others at school, that's the first step
31:17towards becoming a fruitcake.
31:19Oh, that's horrible.
31:20What are you raising, a chimpanzee?
31:22Violence is nothing but a sign of barbarism.
31:24Yes, barbarism, don't you laugh.
31:27Plus, having different tastes, preferences.
31:29Tell me, what is the problem with that?
31:31I mean, look at the Greeks.
31:32In the old times.
31:35They were all bisexual.
31:37That is, they liked it like that.
31:40And they created the best culture in the Western world.
31:44I'm reading about it in a manuscript that I'm checking in.
31:46Well, look, that's how it is.
31:49Be very careful what you read, Mrs. Anna, because it's making you lose focus.
31:53Perhaps it's helping me find it, in fact.
31:57Let's see.
32:02The power of love helped me get over the one thing I thought I'd never overcome.
32:07Being a coward.
32:08But I paid a high price for it.
32:10I disappointed Ava.
32:12The weekend had arrived, meaning I wouldn't get to see her again until the following Monday.
32:16In that movie we just watched, how does Trivold end up seducing that girl?
32:19She was attracted by his dancing.
32:21I had to do something desperate.
32:23Otherwise, I would go crazy torturing myself overthinking everything.
32:31Wait, are they serious?
32:34Yes.
32:34Camila brought it from school.
32:36What the heck?
32:37Knitting needles?
32:37Special one for crochet?
32:38I mean, and yarn?
32:39Knitting?
32:40But how come?
32:40Did her son just sign up for knitting, sweetheart?
32:42And?
32:43And you're okay with that?
32:44That's so pathetic.
32:45Don't you think so, Mrs. Anna?
32:47I don't really think so.
32:48How come you don't think so?
32:50This is a girl's vocational class.
32:51It's not for boys, clearly.
32:52All right, all right.
32:53Knitting teaches patience.
32:55It teaches concentration.
32:57Two very important things for both men and women equally.
33:00Did you pick that up at work or what?
33:02No.
33:03The nuns I studied with in school taught me that.
33:16Come on.
33:46Get up, son.
33:46We're going to the stadium.
33:47No, Dad.
33:48I don't want to watch soccer today.
33:48You've got to be kidding.
33:49Today's a derby, son.
33:50Come on.
33:50Get out of here.
33:51Let's go.
33:51Let's go.
33:52I don't want to go.
33:52I don't feel well.
33:53That makes no sense, man.
33:54You stayed in bed since Friday.
33:55Get up now.
33:56Hurry up.
33:56Move it.
33:56Staying in bed will make you feel worse.
33:58No, don't uncover me.
33:58Listen, I'm not asking you for a favor.
34:00Son, this is an order.
34:01Now hurry up.
34:02Get in the shower.
34:02And put on your jersey.
34:03I'll be waiting downstairs.
34:04But I don't have the jersey.
34:04Don't fuck with me.
34:05I'm about to fly off the handle.
34:07Jose, why are you talking to him like that?
34:10Please, come to sleep.
34:11It's Sunday.
34:11Listen, and I think about it.
34:11He spends many hours in the bathroom and sings ballads in the shower.
34:13He combs his hair like a weirdo, signs him for an eating class, gets his face destroyed,
34:16dances like a fruitcake, doesn't want to watch soccer?
34:18No way.
34:18I'll make sure he becomes a man, a real one.
34:20He needs some direction.
34:22Oh, Mom.
34:23What a drag.
34:24My dad was sure I was having issues figuring out my sexual preferences, and that he needed
34:40to fix this immediately, once and for all.
34:46Dad, isn't the stadium straight ahead?
34:48No, the thing is we're not going to the stadium.
34:50I don't know.
34:51Well, where are we going?
34:51I'm taking you on the most important day of your life.
35:00You're so good, baby.
35:07Of course, it shouldn't be a problem.
35:09Just take care of it.
35:11Definitely.
35:14Hello.
35:17Yeah, I'm sitting there.
35:18Have you ever been with a woman?
35:27No.
35:28No, ma'am.
35:30Well, relax.
35:31I won't bite.
35:32For the first time, I was facing a naked body, and more than anything, I wanted to touch
35:45it.
35:46You like it?
35:52She found that situation funny.
35:54She was very sweet and patient with me, and she let me do everything.
35:58Even ask her questions.
36:00One question?
36:02Do women like for us to smell nice?
36:06Yes.
36:06And for us to know how to kiss and smoke and fight and all those things?
36:1220 faster than if he has to attack him, but he doesn't need it.
36:14I ended up deciding that I didn't want my first time to be with a woman I knew nothing
36:37about, other than that she had been paid to do this with me.
36:40Despite what was going on, I kept thinking, only about Ava.
36:50Someone ended up quite unhappy about this whole thing, and that was my dad.
36:54Why didn't you want to be with Bridget?
36:56What happened?
36:57You didn't get a boner?
36:57No, dad.
36:58Then what?
37:02Well, I don't know how to tell you.
37:04Well, I'm listening.
37:05Go ahead.
37:05I think I'm in love.
37:25The following Monday, we had our first knitting class.
37:28To everyone's surprise, we were a group of 40 students in there.
37:32There were even students from other grades, and even Quiñones.
37:36With a thin yarn like this, we can make it nice and elegant.
37:46That's terrible, Miss Semper.
37:49Oh, look at that horrible mess you made.
37:51It's all tangled.
37:53Professor, I'm sorry.
37:54My name's not Miss Semper.
37:55My name is Ava.
37:56And while the problem is, I don't know how to do this.
37:57Well, aren't you embarrassed in front of your male classmates?
38:00You happen to be the only girl in this knitting class, and the only one who can't knit right.
38:06No, Professor.
38:07I'm not embarrassed at all, honestly.
38:09However, you should be embarrassed because you can't teach us.
38:14Settle down, Miss Semper.
38:15Please, watch your tongue and be respect-
38:17My name is Ava.
38:17And respect is something one shall earn, not request.
38:21But has Ava talked to any of you?
38:23Nope.
38:24Not with me.
38:25Not to me either.
38:26I would like to know if we're together or not, because of what happened at the club.
38:32Well, honestly, I don't think she'd go out with the five of us at the same time.
38:36So then?
38:39I don't know.
38:41I don't know, I don't know.
38:43You're so dumb, guys.
38:44You're basically drooling over a whore now.
38:46I guess the mystery of Ava is solved.
38:49I bet she puts out.
38:50That's what whores do, kissing five guys at the same time.
38:52It just takes four of them to be as dumb as you guys.
38:54Didn't I warn you all about her, yes or no?
38:58And that's what is weird about that girl.
39:00And you're so dumb, guys.
39:01You're all basically drooling over a stupid whore.
39:17We were all on the edge of our seats, waiting for Ava's reaction.
39:21Was she going to accept that?
39:23Was she going to deny it?
39:25Was this the premature end of our platonic love story with her?
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