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Watch American Burger, a Swedish horror-comedy directed by Johan Bromander & Bonita Drake. A group of stereotypical American teens—jocks, cheerleaders, and nerds—get stranded in a mysterious European forest and find a burger stand promising “100% American Burgers.” When they tour the sinister burger factory, they learn the horrifying truth: tourists are treated like cattle. Gory, satirical, and hyper‑campy, this road‑trip slasher spoofs fast‑food culture, teen tropes, and survival horror—with bloody laughs and absurd twists.
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00:37:50He's standing behind me, right?
00:37:54Yeah. Okay.
00:37:56Just go along with this.
00:37:58Oh, the horror!
00:38:09Quit overacting.
00:38:11I was in Othello, you know.
00:38:13Dude, you played a donkey.
00:38:20Go away, you're in trouble.
00:38:22Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:38:42Go away, you're in trouble!
00:38:50I'm sorry, man.
00:39:08This is gonna be the best summer ever.
00:39:20Looking into your eyes, love comes without disguise, making my fear go away, as night will turn
00:39:43into day. I feel it in my heart. We'll never fall apart.
00:39:55What do you reckon?
00:40:06Seems okay.
00:40:08Yeah, well, what if it's a trap?
00:40:11We go up there and these butchers are hiding somewhere.
00:40:15I think the quarterback should go.
00:40:17No.
00:40:18He's the fastest and strongest.
00:40:20A little strange nerd is right. I am the fastest and the strongest.
00:40:33Are you...
00:40:34You wanna go out with me?
00:40:40Like on a date?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:45Sure.
00:40:46Okay. Here's the plan. I'll go.
00:40:52No, we stay together.
00:40:53I'll look for a phone or a vehicle or something.
00:40:55We should stay together.
00:40:56No. You guys stay here. I'll be back. When we get back, we'll go to dinner or something.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Okay.
00:41:16Why couldn't the nerd go?
00:41:23I'm right here.
00:41:25Hello.
00:41:25Sorry.
00:41:30That would be great.
00:41:32So far, so good.
00:41:39There's nothing we can do. He's dead.
00:41:41He's dead.
00:41:42Oh!
00:41:43We gotta go. We gotta go.
00:41:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:47No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:47We gotta keep moving. Come on!
00:41:57No!
00:41:57Oh, my God.
00:42:27Oh, my God.
00:42:57Oh, my God.
00:43:01My brand new shoes.
00:43:24It's not fair.
00:43:26Oh, my God.
00:43:28Oh, my God.
00:43:30My brand new shoes.
00:43:36Fuck.
00:43:38Fuck.
00:43:40Fuck.
00:43:52Oh, my God.
00:43:54Oh, my God.
00:44:00Oh, my God.
00:44:06maybe we can hide here for a while hey he wants to write for you anyway no
00:44:14obviously what was wrong his kindness his romantic side his good looks I was
00:44:23gonna say stupid hair god I want to get out of this fucking country I'll get you
00:44:30out I'll get you did you just smell my hair
00:44:45breathe yeah everything I breathe maybe my breath
00:44:58smells
00:45:02oh
00:45:12oh
00:45:14oh
00:45:16oh
00:45:18oh
00:45:20oh
00:45:22oh
00:45:24oh
00:45:26oh
00:45:28Hey, you didn't send him up to talk to them because you were...
00:45:48Shut up.
00:45:50God, you were jealous.
00:45:51Shut up.
00:45:52I can hear someone.
00:45:58I can actually taste it.
00:46:25Not one word.
00:46:30Are you okay?
00:46:33I could do it with a hug.
00:46:38No, I'm good.
00:46:39Let's just get going.
00:46:42Fuck my life.
00:46:48Let's go.
00:46:49Let's go.
00:46:50Let's go.
00:46:51Let's go.
00:46:53Let's go.
00:47:05Let's go.
00:47:15Let's go.
00:47:45Let's go.
00:48:15Let's go.
00:48:45Let's go.
00:48:53Hey, now my tongue is a little swollen.
00:48:57I can't believe how I say it.
00:49:17Let's go.
00:49:19Let's go.
00:49:33Let's go.
00:49:35Take and touch her.
00:49:37I tripled all that.
00:49:41Bullshit.
00:49:43Let's go.
00:49:45Let's go.
00:49:49Let's go.
00:49:51Let's go.
00:49:55Let's go.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:50:01Let's go.
00:50:03Let's go.
00:50:05Let's go.
00:50:07Let's go.
00:50:09Let's go.
00:50:11Let's go.
00:50:13Let's go.
00:50:15Let's go.
00:50:17Let's go.
00:50:19Let's go.
00:50:21Let's go.
00:50:23Let's go.
00:50:25Let's go.
00:50:27Let's go.
00:50:29Let's go.
00:50:31Let's go.
00:50:33Let's go.
00:50:35Let's go.
00:50:37Let's go.
00:50:39We're in the room.
00:50:41Let's go.
00:50:43...
00:50:45...
00:50:47...
00:50:51...
00:50:53...
00:50:57I should have climbed that road.
00:51:10I should have climbed that road.
00:51:12I should have climbed that road.
00:51:17You will climb that damn road.
00:51:24Nah, I'm cool.
00:51:25I should have climbed that road.
00:51:29I tell you what, thanks for the offer, Shaq.
00:51:31I'm going to hit the shower.
00:51:33Thanks, coach.
00:51:33Let's go.
00:51:55Howdy, partner.
00:52:01How about the necks?
00:52:03Yes, yes, I be here all week.
00:52:08I'll be here.
00:52:28Is there anyone looking?
00:52:58Let's breathe though.
00:53:24Let's go.
00:53:54Leave this, motherfucker.
00:54:14We're surrounded.
00:54:18Good luck.
00:54:20You too.
00:54:24Good luck.
00:54:54Good luck.
00:54:56Good luck.
00:54:58Good luck.
00:55:00Good luck.
00:55:02Good luck.
00:55:04Oh my god.
00:55:18If this ends up on YouTube, I'm gonna die.
00:55:26It's quite nice, though.
00:55:28Good luck.
00:55:30Good luck.
00:55:36Good luck.
00:55:38Good luck.
00:55:40Let's go.
00:56:10Let's go.
00:56:41You look surprised to see me.
00:56:44I look bad for a minute there.
00:56:48Oh, fuck.
00:56:49Come on, you cunts.
00:57:09Turns out I have quite the talent for kicking ass.
00:57:13Who knew?
00:57:14Who knew?
00:57:14Who knew?
00:57:16Oh, fuck.
00:57:25Oh, fuck.
00:57:25Oh, fuck.
00:57:26we are awesome you were awesome people that was so cool people we gotta be a little quiet
00:57:54yeah sorry we were lucky meatball may not be so lucky again so what's the plan well that was a
00:58:02lucky escape but it'll show you can eat boy yes if we have to you can what get away you said meatball
00:58:09i did yeah you've actually said it like a couple of times i have anyway do we keep running yes if
00:58:20they see us just meatball and meatball over to the meatball now you said meatball like tons of times
00:58:28i have yeah what's your name meeple did you get hurt i don't think so meeple turn around for me please
00:58:40is it bad meeple you seem to have a little knife stuck in your brain
00:58:51meeple yeah sure yeah
00:58:58wait wait don't touch it leave it leave it don't touch it don't touch it leave it don't
00:59:07twist it
00:59:08let me twist it you're gonna get hurt you're right out
00:59:14ah
00:59:16ah
00:59:20ah
00:59:22ah
00:59:24ah
00:59:29ah
00:59:31ah
00:59:33ah
00:59:35I think you're still making me think.
01:00:03we need to stop the bleeding listen listen this is important
01:00:11i'm going to tell you something
01:00:15me
01:00:33oh
01:00:47oh
01:00:49oh
01:00:53oh
01:00:57oh
01:01:03Oh my god!
01:01:34Alright, let's rock and roll.
01:01:57Oh, Canada!
01:02:00My home and native land
01:02:04True patriot love
01:02:08Why are you singing the Canadian National Anthem?
01:02:12I'm Canadian, eh?
01:02:15No way here.
01:02:18You are Canadian?
01:02:22I'm gonna go to me who's, eh?
01:02:30No way here.
01:02:34Hashir!
01:02:35You're here!
01:02:42You're here!
01:02:44You're here!
01:02:45You're here!
01:02:46You're here!
01:02:48You're here!
01:02:49You're here!
01:02:50You're here!
01:02:51You're here!
01:02:52You're here!
01:02:54You're here!
01:02:56Oh!
01:02:58Please!
01:03:00Please!
01:03:01Please!
01:03:02Please accept my apologies.
01:03:04I almost did this to a Canadian.
01:03:07You're Canadian.
01:03:08I...
01:03:09Please understand.
01:03:10I...
01:03:11I...
01:03:12I thought you was American.
01:03:15They were supposed...
01:03:17They were supposed to be American!
01:03:20Hey!
01:03:21You...
01:03:22You okay, eh?
01:03:23I almost made a Canadian burger.
01:03:24Hey!
01:03:25Hey, now.
01:03:26It's an easy mistake to make, eh?
01:03:27But...
01:03:28My face...
01:03:29Is on the product I...
01:03:30A hundred percent...
01:03:31American meat, okay?
01:03:32Not ninety-nine percent.
01:03:33Not ninety-eight percent.
01:03:34Not ninety-eight percent.
01:03:35Not ninety-seven percent.
01:03:36Not ninety-seven percent.
01:03:37Not ninety-six percent.
01:03:38You understand me?
01:03:39Uh-huh.
01:03:40Yes.
01:03:41Yes.
01:03:42Yes.
01:03:43As I...
01:03:44I would never...
01:03:45Never.
01:03:46Never.
01:03:47Never.
01:03:48Never.
01:03:49Never.
01:03:50Never.
01:03:51Never.
01:03:52Never.
01:03:53Never.
01:03:54Never put Canadian meat into American burger.
01:03:56You understand me?
01:03:57Uh-huh.
01:03:58Yes.
01:03:59Yes.
01:04:00Yes.
01:04:01Yes.
01:04:02Yes.
01:04:03Yes.
01:04:04Yes.
01:04:05Never.
01:04:06I...
01:04:07I...
01:04:08It was a mistake.
01:04:09I just didn't...
01:04:10Remembered something good will come out of this.
01:04:11I will overlook the entire operation.
01:04:13Look at you!
01:04:14You are so skilledy.
01:04:15I should...
01:04:16I should have known you cannot be, Annick.
01:04:18Ah-ah-ah!
01:04:25So I'm...
01:04:26I'm good to go, eh?
01:04:28Shorty
01:04:32Okay.
01:04:36We're good, eh?
01:04:37We're good.
01:04:39Go, go, go!
01:04:41We're good, eh?
01:04:43I'm gonna go to me hoose and watch the holders play hockey, eh?
01:04:51I shouldn't be started.
01:05:02Oh!
01:05:03Oh!
01:05:15Yes.
01:05:25I've been here.
01:05:26Gnadeem.
01:05:32Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:05:59Jackpot!
01:06:02Yes!
01:06:07Yes!
01:06:12I am going home!
01:06:15Just like my legs won, my legs won, to you.
01:06:22Just like my legs won, my legs won, to you alone.
01:06:30Because there's nothing that I can do.
01:06:33I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you.
01:06:37Need a ride?
01:06:38I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you.
01:06:40I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you.
01:06:47Are you okay?
01:06:48I don't know.
01:06:53Your tongue is huge.
01:06:55Yeah, I'm proud of you.
01:06:57Rawr.
01:06:58Mmah...
01:07:00Ah, oh.
01:07:01Seriously, your tongue is massive.
01:07:03I like it.
01:07:05Let's ride.
01:07:06We need that bus.
01:07:21Yeah, but it could be full of butchers.
01:07:24Then, we'll kill them all.
01:07:26God, my teacher is Rambo.
01:07:36God, my teacher is Rambo.
01:08:06God, my teacher is Rambo.
01:08:36Yes. I'm still not wearing any pants.
01:08:43Dude, will she stink?
01:08:45I have no idea.
01:08:47Ain't she great?
01:08:48Yeah.
01:08:48Oh, hey, teach.
01:08:50Good to see you.
01:09:01All aboard.
01:09:02Take your seats and have your tables in the upright position.
01:09:04We will shortly commence our...
01:09:05Just get going, will you?
01:09:07Oh, okayly-dokely.
01:09:10Ah!
01:09:12Ah!
01:09:13Ah!
01:09:18Man, you get a hot cheerleader?
01:09:21Where's my hot cheerleader?
01:09:24Hey, wait, stop!
01:09:25Ah!
01:09:26Wait!
01:09:26Stop!
01:09:28Stop!
01:09:29It's my hot cheerleader!
01:09:32Need a ride?
01:09:34Go, go, go!
01:09:34Ah!
01:09:38Come on!
01:09:39Come on!
01:09:39Come on!
01:09:40Come on!
01:09:40Ah!
01:09:43Ah!
01:09:44Ah!
01:09:45Ah!
01:09:46Ah!
01:09:46Ah!
01:09:46Ah!
01:09:46Ah!
01:09:46Ah!
01:09:46Ah!
01:09:47Ah!
01:09:47Ah!
01:09:47Ah!
01:09:47Ah!
01:09:48Ah!
01:09:48Ah!
01:09:48Ah!
01:10:04Come on!
01:10:17Dude.
01:10:18Dude, I can't believe we made it.
01:10:20Dude! Dude!
01:10:22I thought I was never gonna see you again.
01:10:28Yeah, I think we should start for a burger.
01:10:30No!
01:10:31Why not? I'm hungry.
01:10:33Just trust me.
01:10:48Hey, check it out.
01:11:03There you go, get dressed, girl.
01:11:18All in all, best summer ever.
01:11:23Yeah, there's a couple of things I have to suppress.
01:11:26Yeah, best summer ever.
01:11:33Are we there yet?
01:11:48Oh, oh, oh.
01:11:51Yeah, oh, oh, oh.
01:11:59Yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:12:03Best summer ever, best summer ever, ever.
01:12:07Best summer ever, best summer ever.
01:12:11Wow, yes.
01:12:14oh say can you see by the dawn's early light okay before we go further with tour
01:12:25I will need to see passports are you Americans yes is everyone and they are
01:12:34very good thank you thank you and you are Americans this is very good
01:12:44I'll be bummed
01:13:00we can do this guys we're Americans
01:13:14which leads to oral sex
01:13:21now everyone knows that
01:13:25you guys are the dumbest nurse I have ever seen
01:13:31you got the face I was meant to break your heart you got the look I was meant to
01:14:01we will now ask a nice young man what he thinks of American border please try
01:14:08American border made with a hundred percent American please right
01:14:13yes was that not best burger ever it's all right
01:14:28you can come here you can come here look into camera so was that not best burger ever
01:14:41yes yes he's a yes you can smart to camera
01:14:48I have a cure for you that works all night
01:14:55I got what you need to make your love me honey
01:15:02the recipe for us that works for life
01:15:08yeah yeah do you find it hard time today to find time to make you treated you wait no treaty
01:15:21to make time for good meal yes because today we I mean we all have such busy lifestyles
01:15:34perhaps you are a pilot perhaps you are a doctor perhaps you're a lawyer
01:15:40no worry I have a solution let your meal time be American burger time
01:15:57I'm here for the bad times
01:16:16if you're still here I will get
01:16:24I'm
01:16:26all alone
01:16:27never touch the ground
01:16:29I will devote myself to you I know
01:16:33oh
01:16:34every time
01:16:36you flip the dime
01:16:38you flip the dime
01:16:39you flip the dime
01:16:43you flip the dime
01:16:48you flip the dime
01:16:51you flip the dime
01:16:53you
01:16:55you
01:16:56flip the dime
01:16:58you
01:17:00you
01:17:02flip the dime
01:17:03you
01:17:04boom
01:17:05you
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