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00:00:32Ich bin der Great Empower-
00:01:02Teil!
00:01:04Just wanted to surprise you.
00:01:05You made me miss my shot.
00:01:07Ow, son of a bitch, my back!
00:01:18Look what I got.
00:01:20Is it real?
00:01:23Ah!
00:01:24Psych!
00:01:25It's gag bread.
00:01:27Look at you.
00:01:29You know, we could run away from here.
00:01:36We could live someplace else.
00:01:38Like where?
00:01:39Anywhere that's better than here.
00:01:42Darfur, Syria, New Jersey.
00:01:46Dale, that's romantic and all.
00:01:51But I can't leave my sister.
00:01:53I can't leave either.
00:01:55My dear, old grandma depends on me to feed her.
00:02:01God, I am never having kids.
00:02:03I mean, how can you raise a child in a world where they televise all of life's misery and
00:02:09inhumanity and then pass it off as some sort of twisted entertainment?
00:02:13The Hunger Games.
00:02:15Sixteen and pregnant.
00:02:17Good morning, hungry citizens of District 12.
00:02:20In today's news, we still have no food and the weather will be shitty.
00:02:24Oh, and don't forget, today is the gathering ceremony.
00:02:28So parents, please bring your beloved children to the square for a random death lottery.
00:02:33Thank you.
00:02:34I heard that some kids are so afraid of getting picked for the games that they'll actually
00:02:41try to get disqualified by injuring or maiming themselves.
00:02:45It's an urban legend.
00:03:03Oh, come on, bitch.
00:03:10If so, fuck up with your movie franchise, it's over.
00:03:26Get back in line.
00:03:27Get back in line.
00:03:28Bloody dick.
00:03:30Hey, no talking.
00:03:33Keep it moving.
00:03:35I gotta find my sister.
00:03:37Good luck.
00:03:43Petunia.
00:03:44I can't miss.
00:03:47Hey, Mom.
00:03:51I'm scared, can't miss.
00:03:54I'm scared.
00:03:55Hey, hey, don't be.
00:03:56I got you this.
00:03:58It's the most courageous bird that there is.
00:04:01A chicken.
00:04:03When you wear this, nothing bad can happen to you.
00:04:06Shh, shh.
00:04:07No, don't cry.
00:04:08You're gonna be fine, okay?
00:04:10I promise.
00:04:17Keep moving.
00:04:18Walk up.
00:04:19Girls on the right, you boys on the left.
00:04:22Willkommen im 75th Annual Starving Games!
00:04:50Hey!
00:04:52But that was my sausage!
00:04:54And now a video from our esteemed leader, President Snowballs.
00:05:04He once killed his own mother.
00:05:08Because she forgot to cut the crust off his PB&J.
00:05:13His only Facebook friend is Mel Gibson.
00:05:17He has an online blog that gives away the endings of movies
00:05:20without ever using the disclaimer. Spoiler alert.
00:05:25What?
00:05:27He is the most terrible man in the world.
00:05:29I don't always like beer.
00:05:33But when I want one, I choose Prezekis.
00:05:39Tastes like piss water!
00:05:41Every year I make you watch this video because, well, you're dumb.
00:05:50People forget how in the past shit really hit the fan.
00:05:55Corporations got too big and people lost trust.
00:05:59We staged sit-ins. We rioted.
00:06:01You elected Lady Gaga as president.
00:06:02And her running mate, Nicki Minaj.
00:06:03That's why we wear these kooky clothes now and have bizarre hairdos.
00:06:11Then I took over and separated the country into districts so that stupid shit never happened again.
00:06:17We've proven that democracy doesn't work, and I'm here in my sixth self-proclaimed term to ensure that all free will is expunged, never to rear its ugly head again.
00:06:30Yes, that brings us to today. Just to prove what a sick, sadistic prick I am and how you have no control.
00:06:48And, admittedly, after watching The Running Man and the Japanese cult hit Battle Royale, I came up with the Starving Games.
00:06:55Two kids from each district are selected to play a game to the death with only one survivor.
00:07:00The winner is to be showered with a bounty, including an old ham.
00:07:05Oh, I love old ham.
00:07:07There's coupon to Subway. Buy any foot long for a six-inch price.
00:07:12And...
00:07:13A portion eaten pickle.
00:07:18So happy Starving Games.
00:07:20And may the odds be never in your favor.
00:07:31Now let the gathering begin.
00:07:43Huge anus.
00:07:44Hmm?
00:07:45New?
00:07:46Yeah.
00:07:47All right.
00:07:48I'll pick you again.
00:07:49Fill mooders.
00:07:50Please fill my hooters.
00:07:51Please fill my hooters.
00:07:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:56Nope.
00:07:57Yeah.
00:07:58No.
00:07:59Yeah.
00:08:00All right, I'll pick you again.
00:08:01Fill mooders.
00:08:04Please fill my hooters.
00:08:09Dingleberry.
00:08:15Dingleberry!
00:08:17Everyone, look around!
00:08:19Check behind you for a Dingleberry!
00:08:31This is being televised around the country!
00:08:35You won't be laughing when two of you are picked
00:08:37and thrown into the arena for your most certain deaths.
00:08:45Hmm.
00:08:49It's okay.
00:08:57Petunia Evershot!
00:09:06Woo! Yes! Yes!
00:09:09I didn't get picked!
00:09:11Woo! Woo!
00:09:13Woo! Woo! Yeah!
00:09:15I didn't get picked!
00:09:17I'm 18 now! No more games for me!
00:09:19Now! Uh! Uh! Suck it!
00:09:21Woo! Come on! Give me some!
00:09:23Yeah! One more! Oh!
00:09:25Oh!
00:09:31But I got picked.
00:09:39Petunia, I am so sorry.
00:09:41Petunia, no!
00:09:43Not fair! Do not give me those puppy dog eyes!
00:09:45I volunteer!
00:09:47I volunteer for the starving games!
00:09:49Thanks, big sis!
00:09:51Oh, if you never make it back from the games,
00:09:53can I eat your pet hamster?
00:09:55What?
00:09:56What?
00:09:57What?
00:09:58What?
00:09:59I volunteer for the starving games!
00:10:01Thanks, big sis!
00:10:03Oh, if you never make it back from the games,
00:10:05can I eat your pet hamster?
00:10:07What?
00:10:09Don't give me a pet hamster!
00:10:11Come here!
00:10:13Come here!
00:10:15Now let's pick a boy to join you in the games!
00:10:21I volunteer also!
00:10:23Who said that?
00:10:24Ich bin Peter Malarkey.
00:10:34Hey, Campmiss.
00:10:38Ich habe ich dir, weil ich dich sehr, und ich...
00:10:42Ich bin sorry, aber ich weiß dich?
00:10:44Ich bin der Baker's son.
00:10:48Ich habe dich als du, wenn du warst.
00:10:51Oh, richtig.
00:10:53Du hast mir das Walnut bread.
00:10:56Ja.
00:10:58Ich habe eine schwere Nut allergie, und ich almost died.
00:11:04Let's hear it for our contestants.
00:11:08Und nicht vergessen, dass wir in den Starving Games haben, nach der Seasonen Finale von Downton Abbey.
00:11:23Können wir sagen?
00:11:24Ja.
00:11:25Ja.
00:11:26Ja.
00:11:27Ja.
00:11:28Ja.
00:11:29Ja.
00:11:30Ja.
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00:11:35Ja.
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00:11:42Ja.
00:11:43Ja.
00:11:44Junge.
00:11:45Ja.
00:11:46Dann.
00:11:47Ja.
00:11:48Ja.
00:11:49Ja.
00:11:50Ja.
00:11:51Ja.
00:11:54Ja.
00:11:55All right, how much do you think he benches?
00:11:58Uh, time's up.
00:12:03Dale!
00:12:04Yeah?
00:12:05Promise me you'll take care of Petunia.
00:12:06I will, Cammas.
00:12:09I promise.
00:12:12Later.
00:12:16Shitheads.
00:12:25The Nike swoosh?
00:12:33Yes, I started selling advertising space on my face.
00:12:36Your willingness to sell out and whore yourself is the primary reason I made you a head programmer.
00:12:40Thank you, Mr. President.
00:12:41How's the big TV show looking?
00:12:43Fantastic.
00:12:44We've replaced Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher and no one really seems to give a shit.
00:12:48And the Starving Games?
00:12:50It's gonna be a great show.
00:12:52We have some very interesting contestants with two volunteers from District 12.
00:12:56Volunteers?
00:12:57R-O-T-F-L-O-L.
00:12:59And because you made it law that whoever doesn't watch the games would be publicly flogged,
00:13:03we're expecting record high ratings.
00:13:05Well, after last year's debacle, I really had no choice.
00:13:08Celebrity-starving games was a lousy idea.
00:13:11No one could have anticipated that Oprah would eat all the other contestants.
00:13:18I want this game to go off without a hitch.
00:13:20I don't want some underdog from a poor district to enter the games and stir up the masses
00:13:25with her archery skills and a brunette hair fashioned into a trademark single braid inspiring revolt
00:13:30which not only overthrows my presidency, but also spawns a successful four-quadrant blockbuster.
00:13:35And I may need a new gardener.
00:13:42I'm Stanley Ceserman, and this is the Starving Games Countdown Show!
00:13:48Tomorrow the games begin, but tonight we're going to meet the contestants.
00:14:02You'll get to know them through their touching backstories, where we'll manipulate you with heavily edited home video footage and tragic testimonials.
00:14:09Then, when you're emotionally attached to them, we'll send them off to their horrific slaughter!
00:14:16Let's meet our first contestant, going in order from District 1.
00:14:22He's the odds-on favorite to win this thing.
00:14:24He's blonde. He's waspy.
00:14:26He's the Aryan Youth Incarnate.
00:14:29He's...
00:14:30Marco!
00:14:31Oh!
00:14:32Oh!
00:14:33Oh!
00:14:34Oh!
00:14:35Oh!
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00:14:53Oh!
00:14:54Cinnamon.
00:14:55Your stylist.
00:14:56How you holding up?
00:14:58I'm scared.
00:14:59I don't want to die.
00:15:01I'm here to tell you that I believe in you.
00:15:04You could win this.
00:15:05I looked at your records and you are smarter and craftier than all of them.
00:15:10Really?
00:15:11You think that I can win?
00:15:12Yes, Patricia!
00:15:13I know it!
00:15:14Who's Patricia?
00:15:15You're not the girl from District 3?
00:15:20No, I'm from District 12.
00:15:22You know, this is perfectly normal.
00:15:29You seem like you're strong.
00:15:33And now, from District 12, Peter Malarkey.
00:15:40So, Peter, tell us, is there a special someone in your life?
00:15:49Yeah.
00:15:50Yeah, there is someone.
00:15:51Oh!
00:15:52Oh!
00:15:53Well, do tell.
00:15:54The person's actually here tonight.
00:15:55The person who is also in the games.
00:15:56In the games with you.
00:15:57Oh!
00:15:58Oh!
00:15:59Oh!
00:16:00Oh!
00:16:01Well, do tell.
00:16:03The person's actually here tonight.
00:16:05The person who is also in the games.
00:16:10In the games with you.
00:16:12Oh!
00:16:17Well, go on.
00:16:19Well, it's a person I've been wanting to get closer to for a long time.
00:16:26You son of a bitch.
00:16:28So tall, with beautiful eyes and a smokin' hot body.
00:16:35But, you know, more than anything, this person's got a lot of heart.
00:16:40Oh!
00:16:41Well, you must tell us.
00:16:42Who is it?
00:16:51It's Marco!
00:16:52Whoa!
00:16:53Huh?
00:16:54Huh?
00:16:55Let's hear it for Peter.
00:16:59You little shit!
00:17:00I'm gonna stick a foot in your ass!
00:17:01What?
00:17:02Oh!
00:17:03Oh!
00:17:04Jeez!
00:17:05What the hell was that about?
00:17:06It's called building an alliance!
00:17:07Did you ever watch Survivor or Big Brother?
00:17:08Ah!
00:17:09When's the last time you tripped your toenail?
00:17:12Oh!
00:17:13Oh!
00:17:14Oh!
00:17:15Oh!
00:17:16Oh!
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00:17:32And now, for our final contestant, from District 12, Can't Miss Evershot.
00:17:39Let's take a look.
00:17:42Can't Miss is the best big sister in the world.
00:17:45She takes care of me, she feeds me, she clothes me, she even reads to me.
00:17:54Ever since Dad died, Mom's been a little bummed out.
00:17:58But that doesn't stop the three of us from having a whole lot of fun.
00:18:05From the first time I saw Can't Miss, I knew, I knew she was the one for me.
00:18:11She's got class.
00:18:12She's got class.
00:18:13She's a real lady.
00:18:14Oh, my God.
00:18:16Oh, my God.
00:18:18Oh!
00:18:19Oh, my God.
00:18:21Oh, my God!
00:18:31Oh!
00:18:33Isn't that just touching?
00:18:34Oh!
00:18:35Let's bring her out, shall we?
00:18:40Katniss Everschott!
00:18:49Oh, Katniss, that's quite a dress.
00:18:52Give us a little spin.
00:19:00Go on, don't be shy.
00:19:05Oh.
00:19:16Wow, I'm getting word that flames actually ignite from the dress.
00:19:20Flames?
00:19:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:19:32Ow!
00:19:33Ow!
00:19:34Why are you clapping, you stupid f***?
00:19:36Ow!
00:19:37I'm on f***ing fire.
00:19:38I'm on f***ing fire!
00:19:39Let's hear it for Katniss, the girl on fire!
00:19:42I'm on fire!
00:19:43I'm on fire!
00:19:44I'm on fire!
00:19:45F***ing birds!
00:19:46I'm on f***ing fire!
00:19:47F***!
00:19:48Good morning, sport fans, and welcome to the 75th Annual Starving Games.
00:19:55I'm your host, Bob Hilux, and with me is my sidekick and color commentator, Cleaver Williams.
00:20:01Cleaver, how you doing?
00:20:02Excited about today's games?
00:20:06Fantastic.
00:20:07Cleaver is a past game's winner, of course.
00:20:10In fact, Cleaver, why don't you tell everybody in the district watching how you got that delightful nickname?
00:20:15I used some meat cleaver to kill everyone.
00:20:21Still got the old moves.
00:20:26Hello, Siri.
00:20:27Hello, Celica.
00:20:28How's it hanging, boo?
00:20:30Low and to the left.
00:20:32Good one.
00:20:34All right, looks like the contestants have taken the field.
00:20:38All right, Siri.
00:20:39Cut to the field.
00:20:55Say no prayers, my son, because you are dead.
00:20:58And the countdown has begun.
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00:21:29Now, it's very important that the contestants don't move off the silver circles before zero.
00:21:35Otherwise, kablammo!
00:21:37As the field is booby-trapped with explosives.
00:21:40Don't need to remind me.
00:21:42I went too soon, I still can't poop right.
00:21:47How about that?
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00:23:06Siri more blood
00:23:10Oh
00:23:14Much better
00:23:38Yeah Margot!
00:23:40Yeah!
00:23:44Let's go!
00:23:46I got here first!
00:23:48Now give it to me!
00:23:50No! I'm not letting go!
00:23:52There is a dagger in your bag!
00:23:54I'm okay!
00:23:56What?
00:23:58What?
00:24:00It's fine!
00:24:02It's fine!
00:24:04It's fine!
00:24:06Seriously, you're not letting go?
00:24:08I want this backpack!
00:24:10I want this backpack!
00:24:12I want this backpack!
00:24:14I want it!
00:24:16It's mine!
00:24:18I'm not letting go!
00:24:20I'm not letting go!
00:24:22That was mine!
00:24:24Backpack!
00:24:26I'm not letting go!
00:24:28That was mine!
00:24:30Backpack!
00:24:32I'm not letting go!
00:24:34I'm not letting go!
00:24:36That was mine!
00:24:38Backpack!
00:24:44What was that sound?
00:24:46It's the cannon!
00:24:48They shoot it off to announce whenever someone is killed!
00:24:50Nice!
00:24:51Looks like the odds just got better for me then!
00:24:54My balls!
00:24:56Oh!
00:24:58That has got to hurt!
00:25:00Let's see an instant replay!
00:25:02My balls!
00:25:04My balls!
00:25:06My balls!
00:25:08My balls!
00:25:10My balls!
00:25:12My balls!
00:25:14My balls!
00:25:16My balls!
00:25:18My balls!
00:25:20My balls!
00:25:22That makes me laugh, Bob.
00:25:32Geh weg von mir!
00:26:02Geh weg!
00:26:09Wow!
00:26:14I'm standing here in Scummy District 12,
00:26:18where people can't believe that Peter and Catmus
00:26:21have actually survived the opening.
00:26:23You can see the excitement is high,
00:26:25as no one from this district has won in a very long time.
00:26:30Yeah!
00:26:32Go, Catmus!
00:26:33That's my girl!
00:26:35That's my girl!
00:26:38Back to you in the studio.
00:26:40On TV!
00:26:42Thanks, Stanley.
00:26:43And how's the scoreboard looking, Cleaver?
00:26:48Got a lot of people dead.
00:26:50Still, a lot of people alive.
00:26:52And lightning.
00:26:54Oh, looks like Catmus is making her way
00:26:56to the outer edge of the arena.
00:27:00Siri, slow her down.
00:27:10Now let's get Catmus back to the center of the action.
00:27:12Holla!
00:27:14And cue the thrilling action music.
00:27:16Alisi!
00:27:17Only one can out.
00:27:32You can see more.
00:27:36砂糖!
00:27:38Oh!
00:28:08Oh, du willst zu spielen, oder?
00:28:11Okay.
00:28:12Siri?
00:28:13Ja, was ist Ihr Name?
00:28:14Attacken mit den neuen Technologischen Weaponen wir haben.
00:28:23Oh, shit!
00:28:38Oh, shit!
00:28:59No.
00:29:00What?
00:29:01What?
00:29:02Aren't you glad to see me?
00:29:04Hey, hey, hey!
00:29:06What do you get when you're crossing orange with Quentin Tarantino?
00:29:09Pulp Fiction!
00:29:10You get it?
00:29:11Pulp!
00:29:14Hey, can't miss!
00:29:15Last time I saw tits that small, I was staring at a pair of kumquats!
00:29:28Go, can't miss!
00:29:32Oh, she sure show your sorry ass up!
00:29:35You sh- you shut up, Siri!
00:29:36You shut up!
00:29:37She-
00:29:38Don't hate the player!
00:29:39Hate the game!
00:29:40You-
00:29:41Wow!
00:29:42I've never seen anyone do that before!
00:29:44She's badass.
00:29:45Respect.
00:29:46Reminds me a little bit of myself.
00:29:49I'll stop now before I get too emotional.
00:29:51Eat my ass!
00:29:52I think you're so tough.
00:29:53Come back from this, bitch!
00:29:57Ha-ha-ha!
00:29:58Ha-ha-ha!
00:29:59Ha-ha-ha!
00:30:00Ugh!
00:30:01Go!
00:30:02Hurry!
00:30:03Hurry!
00:30:04Let's go!
00:30:08Was ist das?
00:30:38Was ist das?
00:31:08Was ist das?
00:31:37Was ist das?
00:31:38Nice work, Peter.
00:31:39Thanks.
00:31:40I'm gonna bust your gut wide open.
00:31:43This little princess is all mine.
00:31:48And there's Katmiss.
00:31:58We're gonna kill you right after we eat our delicious treats.
00:32:01Hmm?
00:32:02How can you be with them?
00:32:11I don't know.
00:32:12I guess I just really like them.
00:32:19Look, they're so cool and popular.
00:32:21I mean, I'm in the high school AV club.
00:32:23I've never been able to hang with the in crowd before.
00:32:27Stay with us.
00:32:28So good.
00:32:29Mmm.
00:32:30Whoa.
00:32:31They said they want to go to prom with me.
00:32:33We're gonna rent a limo and everything.
00:32:35Isn't that awesome?
00:32:36Peter, they are just using you.
00:32:38There can only be one winner of the starving games.
00:32:45Right.
00:32:46All right.
00:32:47Can't miss.
00:32:48Game over.
00:32:49Glamour, you're up.
00:32:53Oh, looks like we got ourselves a streaker.
00:33:05Happens every game.
00:33:06What a yaw.
00:33:18Get outta here, man.
00:33:19Get outta here.
00:33:20Come back here.
00:33:21Come back here.
00:33:24Ack!
00:33:26Ack!
00:33:27Ack!
00:33:28Ack!
00:33:30Ack!
00:33:31Ack!
00:33:32Ack!
00:33:33Oh!
00:33:37Bison Palin.
00:33:38Yeah.
00:33:39He did this...
00:33:40then he did that.
00:33:41Indeed, Cleaver.
00:33:42And that's definitely going to be our Kill of the Day.
00:33:46Kill of the Day.
00:33:48Kill of the Day.
00:33:49Oh, the day.
00:33:50Oh, the day.
00:33:51Our Kill of the Day is brought to you by BetLife Insurance.
00:33:55Because life is precious.
00:33:56BetLife.
00:34:01How are we going to kill her?
00:34:05Why don't we just take off,
00:34:09go kill some other kids,
00:34:10and come back later?
00:34:12We'll wait.
00:34:13She has to come down sooner or later.
00:34:21Oh, gross.
00:34:51Hey.
00:34:58Shh.
00:35:08Oh.
00:35:11Oh.
00:35:13How did bees land on their heads?
00:35:15Okay, no, shh, shh.
00:35:17Oh.
00:35:21Those are tracker bees.
00:35:30Getting sunk causes serious hallucinations.
00:35:32Or death.
00:35:32Oh, my ass.
00:35:47I think I just...
00:35:49Oh, my ass.
00:35:50Oh, my ass.
00:35:51Oh, my ass.
00:35:51Oh, my ass.
00:35:52Oh, my ass.
00:35:52Oh, my ass.
00:35:53Oh, my ass.
00:35:53Oh, my ass.
00:35:54Oh, my ass.
00:35:54Oh, my ass.
00:35:55Oh, my ass.
00:35:56Oh, my ass.
00:35:57Oh, my ass.
00:35:58Oh, my ass.
00:35:59Oh, my ass.
00:36:00Oh, my ass.
00:36:01Oh, my ass.
00:36:02Oh, my ass.
00:36:03Oh, my ass.
00:36:04Oh, my ass.
00:36:05Oh, my ass.
00:36:06Oh, my ass.
00:36:07Oh, my ass.
00:36:08Oh, my ass.
00:36:09Oh, my ass.
00:36:10Oh, my ass.
00:36:11Oh, my ass.
00:36:12Oh, my ass.
00:36:13Oh, my ass.
00:36:14Oh, my ass.
00:36:15Oh, my ass.
00:36:16Oh, my ass.
00:36:19Oh, oh, oh, no way, double rainbow, woo, double rainbow, ha, it's starting to look like a quadruple rainbow, oh my god, yes, yes,
00:36:49oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:37:19Oh.
00:37:21Oh.
00:37:23Do not make any sudden movements.
00:37:25What's wrong?
00:37:27I've never seen this happen before.
00:37:31What are they?
00:37:35Soul keepers.
00:37:37Soul keepers?!
00:37:39Oh, my God. Get them off. Get them off.
00:37:41Get them off. Get them off.
00:37:43You are not keeping my soul.
00:37:49Oh.
00:37:51Oh.
00:37:53Oh.
00:37:55Oh.
00:37:56Oh.
00:37:57Oh.
00:37:58Right above your head.
00:37:59Oh.
00:38:00Oh.
00:38:05Oh.
00:38:06Oh.
00:38:07Oh.
00:38:08Oh.
00:38:09Whew.
00:38:10I think I got them all.
00:38:12Soul keepers hold all the souls of our ancient ancestors.
00:38:17There goes my sister, my grandma, and my drunk Aunt Sheila.
00:38:23Oops.
00:38:26Who are you?
00:38:27We are a proud and ancient people created by James Cameron.
00:38:32I'm the king of the world!
00:38:34Boy?
00:38:35Ha!
00:38:40Here...
00:38:43Give me your hair.
00:38:44We'll join the ends and make love.
00:38:46Navi's style.
00:38:48Okay.
00:38:49oh
00:38:53oh
00:38:57oh
00:38:59oh
00:39:01oh
00:39:03oh
00:39:05wow
00:39:07Katmiss
00:39:09Katmiss
00:39:11Katmiss
00:39:13yes
00:39:15Katmiss
00:39:17Oh, oh!
00:39:18Are you trying to hook up with me?
00:39:21Oh, what?
00:39:22No, no, no, no, no.
00:39:25Um...
00:39:26I think that I was just hallucinating.
00:39:27You better not be.
00:39:29I'm only 12.
00:39:30Oh!
00:39:31The way I see it, if we're gonna survive,
00:39:35we should work together.
00:39:36But what happens if we're the last two standing?
00:39:39I won't hesitate.
00:39:41This competition is kill, or be killed,
00:39:43and I will kill you where you stand.
00:39:46Dead. End of story.
00:39:49Shit ain't personal. Strictly business.
00:39:53You dig?
00:39:54Okay, here's what I was thinking.
00:39:57I could set some fires to flush Marco and his crew out into the clearing.
00:40:01And if you find a bow and arrow, you could pick them off.
00:40:05No, no, that's a great idea.
00:40:07And Marco will never see it coming.
00:40:10Hello?
00:40:11I'm right here.
00:40:13Run!
00:40:13Run!
00:40:16Shit.
00:40:44Totally outnumbered.
00:40:51What do I do? What do I do?
00:40:57Think, Katniss. Think.
00:40:58Hemorrhoidal irritation.
00:41:11Aggravate with a swift kick to the posterior.
00:41:14Arrgh!
00:41:14Lo-hung scrotum.
00:41:22Debilitate with concise rabbit punch to the testicular sack.
00:41:25Awkward metallic orthodontic corrective device.
00:41:39Snap rubber bands to create blunt force to the cranium.
00:41:45Rampant adolescent acne vulgaris.
00:41:58Prescribe topical acne cream.
00:41:59You besen boy with raging hormones.
00:42:12Disarm with natural assets.
00:42:15Allow to motorboat.
00:42:18You're pretty.
00:42:20Arrgh!
00:42:32Arrgh!
00:42:43Arrgh!
00:42:45Arrgh!
00:42:47Arrgh!
00:42:48Ich bin mein Gott, die Meere.
00:42:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:43:02Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:43:07Really?
00:43:08I mean, kind of hoping I could stick around for the sequel.
00:43:11Huh?
00:43:18All right, we know what that sound is.
00:43:23It's the end of the half.
00:43:27Oh, that's hot.
00:43:29I wanted to see her die.
00:43:31Halftime with the Starving Games Cheerleaders,
00:43:35presented by Playag.
00:43:48I like it, Siri, but it's not popping.
00:43:54Don't worry, I got you.
00:43:55More filthy and gratuitous TNA coming up.
00:44:18Can't miss.
00:44:31What an exciting first half.
00:44:33Tell us what you're thinking right now.
00:44:35First off, I want to thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
00:44:41And, uh, I'm thinking about winning, Stanley.
00:44:44I just want to win.
00:44:48Bob, Stanley, do you get a sense that
00:44:51Can't miss is aware of the frenzy she's creating?
00:44:54I don't think so, Bob.
00:44:55She's electrifying.
00:44:58Cleaver's electrifying halftime highlights.
00:45:08Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:18Oh, oh, oh.
00:45:24Take a look at what's trending right now on Twitter.
00:45:28Helen in District 7 tweets,
00:45:30Can't miss, gives me hope.
00:45:31And Thomas in District 11 writes,
00:45:34Can't miss rocks.
00:45:35You are so hot.
00:45:38And Tyrone in the District of Compton tweets,
00:45:41Yo, that hoe can't miss is the bomb.
00:45:43She's mad blowing up in the hood, yo.
00:45:45Smile her face at Motocon.
00:45:47She is blowing up.
00:45:49And I had the chance to be on the ground
00:45:51in Can't miss his own district,
00:45:53where Can't miss fever is at an all-time high.
00:45:56I'm here in District 12 where everyone is going nuts.
00:46:00It's the ultimate underdog Cinderella story,
00:46:03and the poe folks here is eating it up.
00:46:05Buying up merchandise with any and everything
00:46:08that has to do with Can't miss or the starving games.
00:46:12T-shirts, mugs, totes, koozies,
00:46:15and bubble heads.
00:46:25Look at me.
00:46:26I'm just like Can't miss.
00:46:30Meeze, go on this.
00:46:31Yes, direct hit.
00:46:33Let me shoot him again.
00:46:35Hi, cheese enchilada.
00:46:37Oh, that felt good.
00:46:44That was a close one.
00:46:45Yeah.
00:46:46I almost got you.
00:46:47I know.
00:46:47I was like, oh.
00:46:54Take previous positions.
00:46:58Game on.
00:46:59Yay!
00:47:00You ready to die?
00:47:06You ready to die?
00:47:06Hey!
00:47:27Ah, you little turd!
00:47:29Hey!
00:47:30Hey!
00:47:31Hey!
00:47:31Rudy!
00:47:53Rudy!
00:47:57Sing me a lullaby.
00:47:59Okay.
00:48:05Not you!
00:48:07Hmm!
00:48:09Please shut your eyes, your life is fading out.
00:48:17Am I gonna die?
00:48:19No, no, no, of course you're not gonna die.
00:48:21Yes, you are going to die, and worms will fill your mouth.
00:48:27Worms? Isn't that a little dramatic?
00:48:30Just check right now, the worms are all about...
00:48:39Damn you, Taylor Swift.
00:48:41What an emotional and moving death, Cleaver.
00:48:46It would bring a tear to my eye if my tear ducts weren't lacerated.
00:48:57I'm sorry.
00:49:06This is bullshit.
00:49:07The Capitol can't just treat us like pawns.
00:49:09Yeah!
00:49:11Our life is our own.
00:49:13And they can't just make us kill each other for their own sick amusement.
00:49:17Yeah!
00:49:18What do you say?
00:49:19Let's riot and overthrow this totalitarian government once and for all!
00:49:26We take a half pound of grade A beef, and top it with cheese.
00:49:36Ooh!
00:49:37Then we top it with chili.
00:49:39And a hot dog.
00:49:43And ribs, and smother it with low-cal ranch dressing.
00:49:47Then we top it with a slice of pepperoni pizza.
00:49:50With a sesame seed bun.
00:49:52Mm-mm.
00:49:53Yeah.
00:49:54Are we still gonna riot?
00:49:55Maybe later.
00:49:56I'm too hungry now.
00:49:57Then we add barbecue sauce.
00:49:58Tomato, onion, and lettuce.
00:50:04Then we add pork rinds, bunions, broccoli, nacho cheese, Spam, and wings.
00:50:20And ham hocks and chitlins.
00:50:22Don't forget the watermelon wedge, top it all off with two scoops of pistachio ice cream and finish it with another sesame seed bun.
00:50:32The 600,000 calorie triple bypass burger.
00:50:38Starbucks?
00:50:40Got a free latte for it.
00:50:52Campness fever is causing a serious problem. We almost had a riot. What should we do?
00:50:59Give them more.
00:51:01I don't understand.
00:51:03The Starving Games is a hit. Just look at the trades.
00:51:11We could finally win an Emmy.
00:51:15But the show's missing one important thing.
00:51:17What does every successful show need to bring it to the next level?
00:51:22I know exactly what you mean.
00:51:24A love story.
00:51:25A lesbian love story.
00:51:26Wait. A lesbian love story?
00:51:28Who doesn't like to see two chicks get it on?
00:51:31I know I do. Big time.
00:51:37But there aren't any other women left alive in the games.
00:51:42Fine.
00:51:44Do your normal straight love story. Boring.
00:51:47Oh, and Silica.
00:51:52Throw in a surprise twist at the end.
00:51:55Like she dies or something.
00:51:57I like that.
00:51:58I don't know.
00:52:01Attention contestants.
00:52:04Attention contestants.
00:52:06Attention contestants.
00:52:08We have a rule change.
00:52:11There can now be two winners of the Starving Games.
00:52:14Great.
00:52:15So Marco and Peter can team up to kill me.
00:52:18Specifically, two people of different genders.
00:52:20Oh.
00:52:23Okay. Okay.
00:52:25So, I hook up with Marco and we kill Peter together.
00:52:29Yes!
00:52:31Yeah. I like that.
00:52:33No, we were thinking more like you could team up with Peter.
00:52:37No. No, I like the whole Marco idea better.
00:52:44Hey, Canvas. Do me a favor here and hook up with Peter.
00:52:48Please.
00:52:50I could lose my job for this.
00:52:52And that's my problem how?
00:52:55Oh, hey.
00:52:57Hey, guys. What's going on?
00:52:59Nah, don't worry.
00:53:01I got it under control, I swear.
00:53:05What are you doing?
00:53:07What are you doing?
00:53:13Um...
00:53:15I thought we were friends.
00:53:18Oh, thanks.
00:53:23But I got us backstage passes to Justin Bieber.
00:53:30Oh, my God.
00:53:31Oh, no, no, no. Don't you do it.
00:53:38Right.
00:53:40I'm just gonna go team up with Peter now.
00:53:43So...
00:53:49Hmm.
00:54:01Peter!
00:54:19Are you here?
00:54:21I'm camouflaged.
00:54:23Where are you?
00:54:25I'm over here.
00:54:27I don't see you.
00:54:28I use my skills as a baker to seamlessly blend into my surroundings.
00:54:33Okay, well, can you give me a hint?
00:54:39I'm in the cake.
00:54:42Oh.
00:54:53You're injured.
00:54:54Marco, you found out that I really wasn't into him.
00:54:56and that I ultimately was protecting you.
00:55:01And he did this to you?
00:55:02No.
00:55:08I just got my back waxed.
00:55:12Oh, that... that looks bad.
00:55:14I mean, it's...
00:55:16Oh, it's really oozy.
00:55:18Okay, well, stop poking it.
00:55:19Mm.
00:55:21Okay, well, we should take care of you before the infection starts to take over.
00:55:25Come on.
00:55:29Sorry.
00:55:31Stop poking it.
00:55:33Please.
00:55:38Aw, they're cute together.
00:55:40Yeah, well, I still want them to die.
00:55:41Yeah, duh.
00:55:42Marco won't find us in here.
00:55:55Come on.
00:55:57I hope they get naked.
00:55:59Come on.
00:56:00Oh.
00:56:05Night's falling.
00:56:06It's gonna get freezing.
00:56:12I've got a fever.
00:56:14Here, I'll check my bag for some paperwork.
00:56:16Thanks.
00:56:18Candace.
00:56:21Snuggie!
00:56:22Oh.
00:56:39So warm and comfy.
00:56:41What?
00:56:43Huh?
00:56:45Oh.
00:56:46You know...
00:57:02I had a crush on you for the longest time.
00:57:06I used to follow you on from school every day.
00:57:11Every day.
00:57:13And I remember when you got your first dress-up dolly on your 8th birthday.
00:57:20And when you turned 12 and got your first period.
00:57:26I watched you shower every night.
00:57:29And after you got out, I would pick to the train and collect your hair.
00:57:34What?
00:57:39You made a hair doll of me?
00:57:41Not just one.
00:57:44Oh.
00:57:46That's you.
00:57:48And me.
00:57:50And those are our six kids.
00:57:52And who's that?
00:57:53That's our puppy.
00:57:55Alfie.
00:58:01She's the runt of the better, but we love her all the same.
00:58:04Oh.
00:58:05You got a hairy chick, dude.
00:58:07Oh.
00:58:09I'm so hungry.
00:58:11Poor baby.
00:58:12I'm so hungry.
00:58:13I'm so hungry.
00:58:18Poor baby.
00:58:19Poor baby.
00:58:43Soup.
00:58:44That'll definitely make you feel better.
00:58:45I think that they want us to be more romantic, and in return they'll send us stuff to make you better.
00:58:53Sounds good to me.
00:58:54How are you?
00:58:55I'm so hungry.
00:58:56Oh, I'm so hungry.
00:58:57I'm so hungry.
00:58:58Oh, I'm so hungry.
00:59:01Oh, my God.
00:59:03Come on, and you're hungry.
00:59:04Why are you,ق?
00:59:05Who's so hungry?
00:59:06Why don't I even ask this?
00:59:07Are all we good at you?
00:59:08I'm so hungry.
00:59:09We can't.
00:59:11It's time to talk to you.
00:59:13We can go to the grocery store or go and get stuck.
00:59:19Oh no.
00:59:20I need to know.
00:59:21I'm so hungry.
00:59:22Oh, come on!
00:59:44Hey, who thinks they're gonna do it?
00:59:45We do!
00:59:46Screw you all!
00:59:52What is it now?
01:00:06All right!
01:00:08Peter, I don't know if I can do this.
01:00:11Oh, my back.
01:00:14I'm dying.
01:00:18I don't know how much longer I can hang on.
01:00:21All right.
01:00:22Let's give them what they want.
01:00:24Fantastic.
01:00:25True that.
01:00:27Ow!
01:00:28Ow!
01:00:29Ow!
01:00:30Ow!
01:00:31Ow!
01:00:32Ow!
01:00:33Ow!
01:00:34Ow!
01:00:35Can you not grab my butt so hard?
01:00:42I'm not touching your butt at all.
01:00:55Das ist nicht so gut, dass ich dich nicht befreundet habe.
01:00:58Oh!
01:00:59Ich bin aber ein Kindes-Old-Wizard.
01:01:02Get your hand off my ass!
01:01:04Right.
01:01:05Let me explain.
01:01:06Wir waren auf der Weg zu den Misty Mountains.
01:01:14Und dann, wir hörten ein Moin,
01:01:17von in dieser Cave,
01:01:18und feiern es zu sein,
01:01:19ein Moin von Distress.
01:01:21Und wir sind die Good Samaritans,
01:01:23wir kamen in hier zu helfen.
01:01:25Get out!
01:01:26Ja, okay.
01:01:32Ich bitte Sie, adieu.
01:01:43Baby,
01:01:45you know what we're gonna do.
01:01:48It's time for making love.
01:01:51Just to meet you.
01:01:53Baby, just to meet you.
01:01:54Baby, just to meet you.
01:01:56Baby!
01:01:57You know what we're gonna do.
01:01:59Oh!
01:02:00Oh!
01:02:01It's time for making love.
01:02:02Just to meet you.
01:02:04Just to meet you.
01:02:05I love it.
01:02:06Yeah!
01:02:07Not your first trip to the road, yeah?
01:02:09Oh!
01:02:10Oh, yeah!
01:02:11Oh, yeah!
01:02:12Oh, yeah!
01:02:13Oh, Candace!
01:02:14Yeah!
01:02:15Wow!
01:02:16Wow!
01:02:17Wow!
01:02:18Wow!
01:02:19Wow!
01:02:20Come on, Peter!
01:02:21Yes!
01:02:22Score!
01:02:23Yeah!
01:02:24I don't get to do that!
01:02:26Give me a hit!
01:02:27Oh, Cuts!
01:02:28Yes!
01:02:29Ride the doggy!
01:02:30Yes!
01:02:31Whoa!
01:02:32Whoa!
01:02:33And it's even better in 3D!
01:02:35That's it!
01:02:36Now that you're here, I'm gonna lose my way!
01:02:41Oh, baby!
01:02:42This jerk world!
01:02:44That's it!
01:02:46It's time for making love!
01:02:49Just to meet you!
01:02:51Just to meet you!
01:02:52Just to meet you!
01:02:53Whoa!
01:03:05Thanks again for last night!
01:03:14Now that you're better, we have to go out there!
01:03:19We have to kill Marco so we can both win the game and go home!
01:03:23I-I would, but...
01:03:26I think the infection's starting to come back...
01:03:28Don't push it!
01:03:29Ahhhh!
01:03:36Where do you think you're going?
01:03:37You can't go in there!
01:03:38Ugh!
01:03:39Whoa!
01:03:59Did ya?
01:04:00Huh!
01:04:01When are they gonna kill each other already?
01:04:02I'm getting bored!
01:04:03Me too!
01:04:04Ahhhh!
01:04:05Ahhhh!
01:04:06Ahh!
01:04:07Time to end this once and for all!
01:04:08Siri?
01:04:09Guy?
01:04:10What do you need now?
01:04:11Ich bin schon wieder.
01:04:13Wenn sie sich schon wieder töten? Ich bin schon wieder.
01:04:15Ich bin schon wieder.
01:04:31Es ist Zeit für eine Anwesendung für eine Anwesendung.
01:04:33Siri.
01:04:34Dad, was du jetzt brauchen?
01:04:36Wir haben eine Grand Finale.
01:04:38Send in the big guns.
01:04:59Oh, shit.
01:05:01I'll give you a war you wouldn't believe.
01:05:08Hasta la vista, baby.
01:05:11Yippie-ki-yay.
01:05:14Tell me, I don't have a catchphrase.
01:05:18I have so many of them. I'll be back.
01:05:22You know what I mean, Chuck?
01:05:24No. Because I'm Chuck Norris.
01:05:27And catchphrases need me.
01:05:31Why don't you shut up, you smarty-pants Weissenheimer piece of shit?
01:05:35Let's just kill him.
01:05:39Ready?
01:05:44Aim?
01:05:45Yes.
01:05:46You win, man!
01:05:48Fire!
01:06:01No!
01:06:02No!
01:06:03No!
01:06:04No!
01:06:09Dale!
01:06:11Dale!
01:06:12What's going on with you and this guy?
01:06:15I'll talk to you about it later.
01:06:16I saw you kiss him.
01:06:19I am in the middle of a deathmatch.
01:06:22Do you like him?
01:06:23Dale, you are embarrassing me. Go home!
01:06:26No.
01:06:27If anyone should leave, he should.
01:06:30Okay.
01:06:31I'll leave.
01:06:33Now, Dale!
01:06:34Fine.
01:06:35Fine!
01:06:37But I'm changing my Facebook status to single.
01:06:46Sorry about that.
01:06:47He's always been really clingy.
01:06:49That's cool.
01:06:54Unbelievable.
01:06:56What are you going to do?
01:06:57Can't miss.
01:06:58You shoot and miss.
01:06:59Loverboy here is dead.
01:07:01Yes!
01:07:02Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:07:05There.
01:07:08No, no, no, no.
01:07:09No, no, no, no.
01:07:25Yeah.
01:07:26Das funktioniert?
01:07:37Wie geht das, Kleber?
01:07:43Against all odds, sie haben es getan.
01:07:46Sie haben gewonnen.
01:07:48Ja.
01:07:50Peter, wir haben gewonnen.
01:07:54Wir haben gewonnen.
01:07:57Wir sind zurück.
01:08:00Wir sind zurück.
01:08:09Attention, contestants.
01:08:11There has been yet another rule change.
01:08:14Und wenn Sie denken was ich denke, Sie sind richtig.
01:08:24Es kann nur eine gewinnen.
01:08:27Wir haben gewonnen.
01:08:30Good luck.
01:08:35Was wenn wir nicht ihm die Satisfaktion haben?
01:08:42Was wenn wir beide uns selbst töten,
01:08:44und es gibt keine victorien?
01:08:46Wir werden die Spiele gewonnen.
01:08:50Und wir werden die Kapitel nicht kontrollieren.
01:08:54Ich habe diese Zwiebeln in den woods gefunden.
01:08:59Wir können sie essen und sterben.
01:09:03Die.
01:09:10Shit ain't personal.
01:09:11Strictly business.
01:09:13Ya dig?
01:09:14Ja, ich bin.
01:09:15Ja.
01:09:16Ja.
01:09:17Ja.
01:09:18Ja.
01:09:19Ja.
01:09:20Ja.
01:09:21Ja.
01:09:22Ja.
01:09:25Ja.
01:09:29Ja.
01:09:34BEST STERVING GAMES EVER!
01:10:04Man, Thor, and Captain America can we make, right?
01:10:07And you're pretty handy with that bow and arrow.
01:10:11I'll nick the bow and arrow sort of my thing.
01:10:15Shut your ass, Hawkeye.
01:10:17You're lucky you even end the Avengers.
01:10:19And don't you think for one goddamn minute that Marvel is going to spin off your character.
01:10:25Hawkeye, Cola, the Avenger nobody gives a shit about will definitely not be coming soon
01:10:32to a theater near you!
01:10:35Burn!
01:10:38Burn!
01:10:39Oh, stop eating such a cherry!
01:10:43So what do you say, Ken, miss?
01:10:45I'm in.
01:10:47But, um, I'm kinda hungry.
01:10:50Do you mind if we get something to eat first?
01:10:52Let's go get some Schwarm!
01:10:55Avengers, assemble!
01:10:58Wait, don't slip up those!
01:11:01Oh!
01:11:02Oops.
01:11:03Oh!
01:11:04You know what that sound means.
01:11:05MOB'S POST GAME BLOOPERS!
01:11:08Oh!
01:11:09Oh!
01:11:10Oh!
01:11:11Oh!
01:11:12Oh!
01:11:13Oh!
01:11:14Oh!
01:11:15Oh!
01:11:16Oh!
01:11:17Oh!
01:11:18Oh!
01:11:19Oh!
01:11:20Oh!
01:11:21Oh!
01:11:22Oh!
01:11:23Oh!
01:11:24Oh!
01:11:25Oh!
01:11:26Oh!
01:11:27Oh!
01:11:28Oh!
01:11:29Oh!
01:11:30Never hope!
01:11:42Of course!
01:11:43No one else!
01:11:44Oh!
01:11:45Yeah, ladies!
01:11:47And the wig is down.
01:11:49Okay, I'm sorry, I gotta get more excited about you.
01:11:53Just don't touch my leg.
01:11:55Here we go.
01:11:56Thank you, dude, stop.
01:11:58Frank, take one.
01:12:01Oh!
01:12:02Oh!
01:12:03Look at you!
01:12:05Tayo, that's romantic and all.
01:12:13Yes, why don't you give me a little dance?
01:12:15Boom, chicka, boom, chicka.
01:12:17Boom, chicka, boom, chicka, boom, chicka, boom.
01:12:19On the down, not the up.
01:12:21That's good.
01:12:23Now, like a penguin.
01:12:24Boom, chicka, boom, chicka.
01:12:25Boom, chicka, boom, chicka, boom.
01:12:26That's the worst penguin I've ever seen.
01:12:27Do it again.
01:12:28Boom, chicka, boom, chicka.
01:12:30Do you like watching, pygmies?
01:12:32Oh, yeah.
01:12:33Oh, that looks good.
01:12:36Look at that dripping.
01:12:38I just got my back waxed.
01:12:40I'm sorry.
01:12:42Ha!
01:12:43Oh!
01:12:44Oh!
01:12:45Sorry.
01:12:46Take your hands.
01:12:55And this is my sidekick.
01:12:57Mother puss.
01:12:58What did I say?
01:12:59With me.
01:13:00And this is...
01:13:02And this is my sidekick.
01:13:04Yeah, that's funny.
01:13:05Make a big dog online.
01:13:12Tears up.
01:13:14Ready?
01:13:17And I have another testicles.
01:13:20I need to see a pa — no, it's not I need to see.
01:13:23Stop hiding and show me...
01:13:26Goddammit.
01:13:28I need a pair of testicles.
01:13:32Shit.
01:13:34Contact.
01:13:37Contact, contact, contact.
01:13:40Hold on.
01:13:43I'm sorry.
01:13:53A partially eaten pickle.
01:14:00So happy starting, Games.
01:14:02And may the odds be never in your favor.
01:14:06That is the worst pickle I've ever had.
01:14:09We have to kill Marco and win the game. Sorry.
01:14:12Ah, sorry.
01:14:14We have to kill Marco so we can both go home and win the game.
01:14:16Goddammit.
01:14:17Sorry.
01:14:34Wow, that's amazing.
01:14:37That's good. What is that?
01:14:39It's a divine mixture of fox blood and bear s***.
01:14:44Delicious.
01:14:46Right?
01:14:47Hey.
01:14:56Hey Phil, stay down there and put your finger in his mouth.
01:14:59Okay.
01:15:00We're done.
01:15:01We're done.
01:15:02We're done!
01:15:04Let's go!
01:15:06We're done!
01:15:07We're done!
01:15:08We're done!
01:15:10I'm coming!
01:15:11Move!
01:15:12Move!
01:15:13Move!
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