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00:00Get ready to match the stars, Selena Gomez, Cara Delevingne, Kevin Nealon, Anthony Anderson, Z-Way, and B.D. Wong, as we play the star-studded season premiere of Match Game.
00:21And here's the host of Match Game, Martin Short.
00:30Welcome to Match Game. I'm your host, Timothee Chalamet. And I know what you're thinking. Someone used Kris Jenner's Plastic Surgeon.
00:47Joining me are the biggest stars in entertainment and also Anthony Anderson.
00:54All right.
00:55Selina, my beautiful, beautiful co-star of Only Murders in the Building.
01:03Your career is so incredible, and it started in 2002, which is so ironic, because also in 2002 is when the Oscars started prepping my in-memoriam package.
01:14So, no, it's the coincidences of life that are fun.
01:18I told you I'd be your caregiver.
01:20She is my caregiver.
01:23Cara, you global fashion icon. What would you say that I'm serving today?
01:30It's giving, like, Diane Keaton slash lesbian my new girlfriend slash seasonal weatherman.
01:40Well, thank you.
01:41Wow.
01:42That's exactly what I was going for.
01:44Amazing Cara Delevingne from New York Fashion Week, and sitting next to her is Kevin Nealon from Erectile Dysfunction Awareness Week.
01:53So, the irony is unbelievable.
01:56Hey, hey, Marty, Marty.
01:58Hey, Kevin.
01:59What are you up to?
02:00Well, not much, obviously.
02:02Anthony Anderson.
02:06Yes.
02:07Beloved by millions, and, by the way, the softest hands I've ever shaken with.
02:15I have a routine.
02:16It's shea butter.
02:17Shh.
02:18All right.
02:19Seaway.
02:20How lovely to meet you.
02:23Hello.
02:24As a young person, which of our panelists just doesn't get your generation?
02:29And why is it Kevin Nealon?
02:33BD Wong.
02:34Hello.
02:35The man behind the It.
02:37Oh, look at you.
02:38Look how fabulous you look.
02:41We did Father of the Bride together.
02:42I played Frank.
02:43He played my wedding assistant.
02:44And I wish now we were sharing a slice of wedding cock.
02:48Anyway, that's Frank.
02:51That's the character.
02:54Now, let's meet tonight's contestants.
02:57That man is straight, and I'm straight.
03:08Hello.
03:09Hi.
03:10How are you?
03:11Amazing.
03:12How are you?
03:13Fantastic.
03:14Joy and Jordan, everyone.
03:16How about that?
03:17Now, Jordan, I'm told that you are a drag queen.
03:22Yes.
03:23Right now you have Jordan, but I'm much better known as Misty Waterfalls.
03:28I'm a drag queen in Montreal.
03:30I make all my own wigs.
03:31I make all my own costumes.
03:32I made this.
03:33That is beautiful.
03:34I know.
03:35I know.
03:36Stunning.
03:37And your confidence is just absolutely perfect.
03:41Now, Joy.
03:42Yes, cutie pie Martin.
03:43Hi, darling.
03:44How are you?
03:45Oh, you're so cute.
03:46I'm cute?
03:47You are so cute.
03:48Oh, I don't know if that's true.
03:51Wait a second.
03:52Joy, forget about me.
03:54You've been in my dreams since I found out you were going to be here.
03:59Your name is Joy Blessing.
04:01Yes.
04:02Now, is that the name you were born with?
04:04Well, 35 years ago, my husband considered me such a joy and blessing in his life that he
04:08gave me that name.
04:09And so when he went to heaven, I legally changed it.
04:12Aw, I love that.
04:13Aw.
04:14How beautiful.
04:15Thank you, cutie pie.
04:16That's so sweet.
04:17Welcome.
04:18I hope you both win, but one's going to be a big fat loser.
04:22So we'll see what it is.
04:23Oh, no.
04:24Cause let's play Match Game.
04:29Each of you will get two questions to try to match as many of our six stars as possible.
04:35Whoever matches more goes on to play Super Match for a chance to win $25,000.
04:44All right.
04:45Let's try this.
04:46Yes!
04:47Look at that.
04:48You son of a bitch.
04:51Got it.
04:52Look at that.
04:53There we go.
04:54Ah.
04:55Okay.
04:56Now, Joy, you start.
04:58I'm going to pick A for Adorable Martin.
05:02I'm getting sex tonight.
05:06I'm telling you that's right.
05:07Down it!
05:08Down.
05:09Down.
05:10Okay.
05:11Down.
05:12Cara Delevingne is ridiculously famous, and so are her eyebrows.
05:17They're so famous, they've been seen walking the red carpet at the blank.
05:23Cara Delevingne is so ridiculously famous, and so are her eyebrows.
05:30They're so famous, they've been seen walking the red carpet at the blank.
05:35Cara, let me see your eyebrows.
05:36Yeah.
05:37Okay.
05:38All right.
05:39Where would they walk?
05:40Uh, a Eugene Levy look-alike contest.
05:43Okay.
05:44Okay.
05:45Selena is locked in.
05:48Kevin is locked in.
05:49Selena and Kevin are locked in already.
05:50No, no, no, no, no.
05:51Not yet.
05:52Not yet.
05:53We gotta figure out what Joy might say.
05:54Channeling Joy.
05:55By the way, I'm so excited.
05:58I used to watch this, um, in my trailer, the 60s version.
06:02Is that true?
06:03Yeah.
06:04With Gene Rayburn.
06:05Yeah, I didn't do this show for you.
06:07I did it because I was a fan.
06:08Oh, I understand.
06:09You were the host before Gene Rayburn, no?
06:11Yes.
06:12I started, I remember we kept thinking, oh, let Eisenhower win.
06:16Let Eisenhower win.
06:17All right, we are locked in.
06:21Okay, Joy.
06:22Cara Delevingne is ridiculously famous and so her eyebrows.
06:26They're so famous, they've been seen walking the red carpet at the blank.
06:31Oscars?
06:32At the Oscars.
06:33Oh.
06:34Oh.
06:35Oh, that's a good, good answer, Joy.
06:38I didn't think about that one.
06:39I call you Joy Blessing because that's a blessed answer.
06:43Okay, Cara Delevingne is ridiculously famous and so are her eyebrows.
06:47They're so famous, they've been seen walking the red carpet at the blank.
06:52I'm sorry, I also believe deeply in Cara and want her to win an Oscar.
06:59Yeah!
07:01I love you!
07:02One point.
07:03I did not get anything near that.
07:04Wow.
07:05Wow.
07:06Okay, Tara, boy, those are good eyebrows, by the way.
07:08I mean, I've also, didn't I say this?
07:11That's when we met on doing Only Murders.
07:13I was like, listen, game knows game.
07:18Thank you very much.
07:19I said the Met Ball, I was wrong.
07:21I didn't know what to do.
07:22On Met Ball, no, no, that's a valid answer.
07:24It wasn't good enough.
07:25I'm sorry, Joy.
07:26It helped no one, but that's a very good answer.
07:28Kevin?
07:29What?
07:30No, we want your answer.
07:31Oh, okay.
07:32Joy, I'm sorry, you're gonna be so disappointed because my handwriting is horrible.
07:36The Oscars!
07:37What?
07:38We got two points.
07:39I love you, Kevin!
07:40Anthony Anderson.
07:41Yes.
07:42We're going for Oscars.
07:43Yeah, yeah, that's what we're going for.
07:46I said her eyebrows would be seen at the AVN convention in Las Vegas.
07:52What?
07:53Not sad.
07:54Not sad.
07:55Not sad.
07:56Not sad.
07:57Don't video.
07:58So you just assumed that's what Joy would say.
08:01Yeah, I just assumed that's what Joy would say.
08:02You were helping her.
08:03You were helping her.
08:04All right.
08:05Z-Way.
08:06Okay.
08:07In a similar fashion, I was trying to channel Joy's energy in her mind.
08:12So I said, sex with Marty is where-
08:15All that old thing.
08:16I don't understand your answer to the question though, Z-Way.
08:21That's a great award show.
08:23Yeah.
08:24That's great.
08:25Nobody wins.
08:26All right, BD.
08:27It can get worse than that.
08:28Yes, it can get worse.
08:29Oh my God, I'm so frightened.
08:31What did you write?
08:32I wrote the International Threading Convention.
08:36Everyone's being very literal.
08:39You know that you want to match with them and help them, right?
08:42Yes.
08:43Yes, I do.
08:44Okay, Joy, you scored two points.
08:47Jordan, let's see how you do with your question.
08:50Okay.
08:51Okay, ready?
08:52Yes.
08:53Okay, best of luck.
08:55Do I call you Jordan or Misty?
08:57Both work, as long as they're calling me.
08:59Okay, beautiful.
09:00She's losing my lucky night, I'm telling you.
09:02You're all getting lucky.
09:03Between Joy and Misty, I got my night.
09:05I got my night planned.
09:07Okay.
09:09Chad said, my safe word is vanilla.
09:13The lady at the bank said, great, I'm happy for you.
09:16But all I need is your blank.
09:20Chad said, my safe word is vanilla.
09:24Okay.
09:25The lady at the bank said, great, I'm happy for you.
09:27But all I need is your blank.
09:30I don't know.
09:31This is what I was gonna write.
09:32Okay.
09:33BD is locked in.
09:34She is locked in this time.
09:35I did it, I did it.
09:36Yes.
09:37I'm happy for you, but all I need is your, okay.
09:41Oh, okay.
09:43Yeah.
09:44We're just waiting for Kevin.
09:45He he he.
09:46It's a little wet.
09:47No, you don't have to.
09:48No, it's okay.
09:49It's gonna dry.
09:50It's gonna dry.
09:51We are locked in.
09:53Ish.
09:54Okay.
09:55Yay.
09:56Jay Jordan.
09:57Yes.
09:58Chad said, my safe word is vanilla.
10:00The lady at the bank said, great, I'm happy for you.
10:03But all I need is your.
10:04ID.
10:05Oh.
10:06ID.
10:07Wow.
10:08Well that is a great, great answer.
10:09What's a great answer?
10:10I made a blank fee.
10:12Aha, Selena.
10:13The lady at the bank said, great, I'm happy for you.
10:16But all I need is your blank.
10:20Wow.
10:21ID.
10:22Wow.
10:23All right.
10:24Wow.
10:25Wow.
10:26Cara.
10:27I went with, um, hard cash.
10:31Oh.
10:32Your hard cash.
10:33Yeah.
10:34Wow.
10:35That's what they want, right?
10:36Vanilla.
10:37Kevin.
10:38What?
10:39We need two things.
10:40We need you to dress for the show.
10:41Because clearly, I'm glad your car is all fixed up.
10:45And it's mechanically working.
10:47But we'd hoped you'd dress.
10:48And secondly, what's your answer?
10:50Marty, I gotta go to work, okay?
10:51Here we go.
10:53I'm sorry, Jordan, but...
10:56IUD, but I changed it.
10:57ID.
10:58IUD.
10:59IUD.
11:00Very good, we got two.
11:01All right.
11:02Okay, Anthony.
11:03Yes.
11:04We're looking for ID.
11:05Ah.
11:08Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, ID!
11:13Okay, Siway.
11:14Siway.
11:15Okay.
11:16So, I don't know you.
11:18No.
11:20But I do want you to get the money.
11:23Okay.
11:24That is not a match.
11:25BD Wong.
11:26Yeah, I didn't do it right either, but I thought maybe it would be Password.
11:32Password.
11:33Well, that's a valid answer.
11:34At the end of round one, the score is Jordan 3 and Joy 2.
11:38It's time for a commercial break.
11:40Congratulations!
11:41Be right back.
11:42Welcome back to Match Game.
11:43Anthony Anderson's here.
11:44Woo!
11:45Woo!
11:46Woo!
11:47Woo!
11:48Woo!
11:49Woo!
11:50Woo!
11:51Woo!
11:52Woo!
11:53Woo!
11:54Whoo.
12:03Woo!
12:04Irving once again, if you just keep showing up, someone will eventually put you on camera.
12:09Now, Jordan, you're ahead by a score of 3-2, so you get to go first.
12:13a score of three to two, so you get to go first.
12:16All right. Are you excited?
12:18Very. Look at this.
12:20Wow.
12:30Oh, no.
12:33Okay. Let's try it again.
12:37Ah, look what happened.
12:39Now it's working.
12:42Okay.
12:47Now, would you like question A or B?
12:49I'm gonna go with question A for, ah!
12:51Okay, I like that.
12:53Now in round one, you matched with Selena, Kevin, and Anthony.
12:57So for this question, you can match with everyone else.
13:01All right? Yep.
13:02Jordan, you always hear about people getting murdered
13:05on the White Lotus.
13:08That's why I stay at the Jaleel White Lotus,
13:12where you get nerdy Urkel vibes,
13:15and housekeeping always leaves blank on your pillow.
13:19Oh.
13:21You always hear about people getting murdered
13:23at the White Lotus.
13:24That's why I stay at the Jaleel White Lotus,
13:28where you get nerdy Urkel vibes,
13:30and housekeeping always leaves blank on your pillow.
13:34Did I do that?
13:36Did I do that?
13:37Okay. Oh, that's a good answer.
13:39Okay.
13:41Did you see it?
13:42Yeah, I just want, yeah.
13:43Okay.
13:44That's fine.
13:45That's fine.
13:46I'm a cheater.
13:46We're waiting for Bidi Wong.
13:49Bidi is ready.
13:51Okay.
13:52We did it.
13:53We're gonna do it.
13:55You always hear about people getting murdered
13:57at the White Lotus.
13:58That's why I stay at the Jaleel White Lotus,
14:02where you get nerdy Urkel vibes,
14:03and housekeeping always leaves blank on your pillow.
14:07Glasses.
14:09Glasses.
14:11Oh, that's actually very, very, very clever.
14:13That's an interesting answer.
14:15Cara, I stay at the Jaleel White Lotus,
14:17where you get nerdy Urkel vibes,
14:19and housekeeping always leaves blank on your pillow.
14:23Unfortunately, I said chocolates.
14:26Chocolates.
14:28Why?
14:29Because when you think of Urkel,
14:30you think of chocolates.
14:31Yeah.
14:32All right, thank you.
14:33Now.
14:34Yes.
14:36See away.
14:36It's me, and I have an answer.
14:38Yeah.
14:39And it is chocolate.
14:42Chocolate.
14:43BD Wong.
14:45Well, I tried to keep it simple.
14:46Suspenders.
14:47Chocolate.
14:48Oh, I am sorry.
14:51Okay, the score is still three to two.
14:54Joy, you need one to tie and two to win.
14:59A chance at $25,000.
15:01Oh, my God.
15:01Yes.
15:02Yes.
15:04Now, in round one, you match with Celine and Kevin,
15:07so for this question, you can match with everyone else.
15:10Are you ready?
15:11I am ready.
15:12One to tie, two to win.
15:14Oh.
15:15Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
15:18In thruple news, Adam and Eve are looking for a third.
15:23Oh.
15:24Oh.
15:24Applicants must be cool with nudity, heavy gardening,
15:30and blanks.
15:33In thruple news, Adam and Eve are looking for a third.
15:36Applicants must be cool with nudity, heavy gardening,
15:40and blanks.
15:41Quick question, Mary.
15:42Oh.
15:42What's thruple mean?
15:44Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
15:46I can't answer, right?
15:47You can't answer.
15:48Oh.
15:48Oh, I can't either.
15:48And Kevin can't answer.
15:50Heavy gardening, and blanks.
15:52That means somebody is hairy.
15:55First of all, you're supposed to keep
15:56these thoughts to yourself.
15:57Oh, sorry.
15:58You remember that part?
15:59Do you remember that?
15:59Yes, I'm my bad.
16:01All right.
16:01Cara seeking help from Selina.
16:04Okay, Ziwe, we're waiting on you, and Anthony,
16:07we're always waiting on you.
16:08Cara.
16:09Oh do you want it?
16:10Yes.
16:11Look at those eyebrows. They really are...
16:14They're ready.
16:15I saw them on the red carpet last Oscars.
16:19By themselves.
16:20They keep running away.
16:21All right, we are locked in. Okay.
16:23In trouble news, Adam and Eve are looking for a third.
16:26Applicants must be cool with nudity,
16:28heavy gardening, and blanks.
16:31Snakes!
16:32Snakes!
16:33That's a good one. That's a good one.
16:35Applicants must be cool with nudity,
16:37heavy gardening, and blanks.
16:40So...
16:42My mind went very PG,
16:44and I went,
16:45Snakes!
16:48We got a tie game.
16:50Okay, this is exciting.
16:52One more success for you, Joy,
16:55and you are a winner.
16:57Okay, Anthony.
16:59Yes.
17:00Could you give us the answer?
17:01My answer is...
17:03Orgasms.
17:07I didn't know how to spell this up for organisms,
17:09but I was the...
17:11Wow.
17:12But you know what I meant.
17:13Not really.
17:14But I changed it at the bottom.
17:15It didn't match anyway.
17:16It sure didn't.
17:18So I'm gonna put it...
17:19I'm gonna just put it down here.
17:20It didn't...
17:21No, that didn't work.
17:22Yeah. Sorry, Joy.
17:23Okay.
17:24We need one for Joy to win.
17:27I don't want to disappoint you, Joy,
17:30but I just don't know what you're ever thinking.
17:34Which is why I wrote down,
17:35Snake.
17:36Oh!
17:37Congratulations!
17:38Joy is our champion,
17:42and we have to say goodbye to Jordan.
17:44Oh, my God!
17:45Supermatch is next.
17:48Oh, my God!
17:49Oh, my God!
17:50No, but it's not hugging you.
17:52Yes, and keep hugging me.
17:54Oh, my God!
17:56Ah!
17:57Get her up close!
17:59Oh, my God!
18:13Welcome back!
18:14It's time for Supermatch.
18:16Yes!
18:17Joy.
18:18Yes!
18:19I want you to break out of your shell.
18:21Okay, I'll try.
18:22Because you have a shot of winning $25,000.
18:27Oh, my God!
18:29Yes!
18:30Yes!
18:31Now, how would you best waste that kind of money
18:34other than the obvious medication you should be on?
18:39Well, Martin, earlier this year,
18:41my glam-o-mobile died and couldn't be brought back to life.
18:45So, for the first time in 54 years,
18:47I have not had a car.
18:49So, I want to get a sparkly blue new glam-o-mobile
18:54and have a lot of fun.
18:56Okay.
18:57A lot of fun.
18:59Well, then this is exciting.
19:01We're going to start with an audience match,
19:03and we recently pulled the Match Game Home audience
19:06and got their most popular responses to this.
19:12Just for blank.
19:15So, if you can guess the third most popular answer,
19:18you win $2,000.
19:19That's okay.
19:20The second most popular answer, you win $3,000.
19:22And the most popular answer, you get $5,000.
19:25Yes.
19:26That's the one I like.
19:27So, to help with the suggestions,
19:28you can enlist the aid of three of our celebrities.
19:31Who do you want to pick first?
19:32Selena!
19:33Selena!
19:34All right, Selena.
19:37All right, Selena.
19:39Just for blank.
19:43Fun.
19:44Just for fun.
19:45I like it.
19:46Who's your second choice?
19:47Kevin!
19:49Kevin.
19:51Just for laughs.
19:52Just for laughs.
19:53That's a good one.
19:54And your third choice is...
19:57D-Way!
19:58D-Way!
19:59D-Way.
20:00Just for kicks.
20:01Just for kicks.
20:02Those are all so good.
20:03Okay.
20:04Now, okay.
20:05You've got fun, laughs, and kicks,
20:08which is your nickname.
20:10So, now you can choose any of the three,
20:13or you can give us one of your own.
20:15What answer you want to go with?
20:16I'm going to choose all the three if I could.
20:18Yeah, but you can't, though.
20:19But I think I'm going to go with laughs.
20:22Just for laughs.
20:24That's what I would have gone for.
20:25Okay, let's see how you've done.
20:27We're looking for laughs.
20:29For $2,000, the third most popular answer is...
20:33Laughs!
20:37Let's see what the other two were.
20:39For $3,000, the answer is...
20:42You.
20:43Just for you.
20:44And for $5,000, the answer is...
20:47Just for...
20:49Fun.
20:50Just for fun.
20:51You won $2,000.
20:54That's pretty damn good.
20:57Now you have a chance to multiply that by five
21:00with our celebrity head-to-head match.
21:03And if you can match a celebrity exactly,
21:05you'll win $10,000.
21:08Okay?
21:10Which of our six celebrities would you like to try
21:11to match head-to-head with?
21:14Oh, Selena.
21:16Selena.
21:17Oh!
21:18Selena!
21:19Okay, to win $10,000, you must match Selena exactly.
21:24And if you're ready, write down your answer to this, Selena.
21:31Cat blank.
21:33Cat blank.
21:35Come, come.
21:36Must whisper.
21:37What would Selena be ready to write?
21:40She's still conferring with the entire group.
21:42Okay.
21:43Which is probably not helping her a great deal.
21:46But that's the gift of that group.
21:48Unhelpful energy.
21:49I was like, I've already said that.
21:50I don't know.
21:51In fact, if they ever toured, that would be their touring name.
21:55I got it, I got it.
21:56You got it, okay.
21:57Okay, Selena is ready.
21:58Joy, what is your answer?
21:59Nip.
22:00Cat nip.
22:01Oh no.
22:02Cat nip.
22:03For $10,000.
22:04Her look is sad.
22:05For $10,000, what is your answer, Selena?
22:07Cat fish.
22:10Cat fish.
22:12Joy, I'm sorry you didn't make a difference.
22:13That would be their touring name.
22:14That would be their touring name.
22:17That would be their touring name.
22:19I got it, I got it.
22:20You got it?
22:21Okay.
22:22Okay, Selena is ready.
22:23Joy, what is your answer?
22:24Nip.
22:25Cat nip.
22:28Joy, I'm sorry you didn't make a match,
22:30but you still won $2,000.
22:33It's the halfway point of the show already?
22:37Wow, time flies when you're phoning it in.
22:40Be right back.
22:58Welcome back to Match Game.
23:05And look at this fabulous panel.
23:07Kevin, how are you?
23:08Doing great, thank you.
23:09What are you drinking?
23:10A little scotch and soda.
23:12Really?
23:14So the AA thing doesn't work for you anymore?
23:16Not for me.
23:17No.
23:18And Anthony.
23:19Yes.
23:20You look fantastic.
23:22You look fantastic too.
23:23Are you going to wear a vest to every show?
23:25I am.
23:26Okay.
23:27Because it kind of, you know, the stomach.
23:28I get it.
23:29I hide it.
23:30Well, let's meet tonight's contestants, shall we?
23:38Hello, look at you.
23:40Hi, look at me.
23:41Hi.
23:42Kwame and Missy.
23:43Hi.
23:44Kwame and Missy.
23:45Good morning.
23:46All right.
23:47Now, Missy, you're a preschool teacher.
23:49I am.
23:50Senior fitness instructor for 90-year-olds.
23:51I teach little kids and I teach seniors, believe it or not.
23:54I go from the four-year-olds to the 90-year-olds.
23:5790-year-olds.
23:58Now what do you do?
23:59We sit in chairs.
24:00We do stretching.
24:01We move.
24:02We breathe.
24:03We have a healthy, happy life.
24:04Gotta keep moving.
24:05Now, if you wanted to get Kevin in shape, you know, it would take an estimate.
24:08But if you did, what would you do?
24:10What would you advise?
24:11Well, I would advise him to get some weights and start doing some bicep curls.
24:17Ooh.
24:18Ooh.
24:19Ooh.
24:20Okay, Kwame, what do you do for a living?
24:25I work at the best West African market in New Jersey.
24:28Been there for 20 years with my family.
24:31So if you need some jollof rice, some fufu, a mutuo, I'm your guy.
24:36I got you.
24:37Really?
24:38Yes.
24:39Welcome.
24:40I hope you both win.
24:41Let's play match game, shall we?
24:43Now, each of you will get two questions to try to match as many of our six stars as possible.
24:51Whoever matches more goes to play super match for a chance to win $25,000.
24:58Okay, ready?
25:02Ooh.
25:03Ooh.
25:04Ooh.
25:05That's kind of magic.
25:06Okay, Kwame, A or B?
25:09I'll go with B.
25:10B, okay.
25:12Dr. Seuss wrote the beloved children's book, Oh, The Places You'll Go.
25:19But he also wrote a version for senior citizens titled, Oh, The Places You'll Blank.
25:27Dr. Seuss wrote the beloved children's book, Oh, The Places You'll Go.
25:31But he also wrote a version of the senior citizens titled, Oh, The Places You'll Blank.
25:39Anthony is already locked in.
25:41He's locked in.
25:42Oh, yeah.
25:43That's the kind of man he is.
25:44Yeah.
25:45Okay.
25:46Selena is locked in.
25:47Okay, guess what?
25:48Because that's the kind of lady she is.
25:49She's always locked in.
25:50All right.
25:51Tara is locked in.
25:52Woo!
25:53Zoe is locked in.
25:54OBD is locked in.
25:56It's Kevin.
25:57It's bringing the show down.
25:59Okay.
26:00Okay.
26:01I'm locked in with Kwame.
26:02Dr. Seuss wrote the beloved children's book, Oh, The Places You'll Go.
26:05But he also wrote a version for senior citizens titled, Oh, The Places You'll Blank.
26:12Sleep.
26:13Oh, stop.
26:14Oh, the places you'll sleep.
26:16I like that.
26:17Come on, guys.
26:18Kwame, that's a great answer.
26:19Well, Marty, I'm not gonna say that answer was that great.
26:21Okay.
26:22Dr. Seuss wrote the beloved children's book, Oh, The Places You'll Go.
26:25But he also wrote a version for senior citizens titled, Oh, The Places You'll Blank.
26:31This is really morbid, but...
26:34All right.
26:38You could have also just to bring up the room said, Oh, The Places They'll Struggle and Then Die.
26:44You could have done that.
26:46But you didn't.
26:47You didn't, Kara.
26:48I think we're sick, so...
26:50Oh, my God.
26:51You guys are cheating back there.
26:54Somebody's looking on somebody's paper.
26:56I want you to calm down.
26:57Okay.
26:58Kevin.
26:59What?
27:00No, no.
27:01You gotta answer the...
27:02You gotta answer us.
27:03I thought that...
27:05Oh, The Places You'll...
27:08Oh, okay.
27:09Okay.
27:10I'm with that one.
27:11That's a good one.
27:12Kevin was speaking from experience, he said.
27:13Okay.
27:14Anthony, what's your answer?
27:16Oh, The Places You'll...
27:18Forget.
27:19Forget.
27:20That's a good one.
27:21That is a good one.
27:22Not bad.
27:23All The Places You'll Forget.
27:24Z, what?
27:25Die.
27:26Die.
27:27Eternal rest.
27:28Eternal sleep.
27:29Judges?
27:30Okay.
27:31We're looking for sleep.
27:32Forget to go.
27:34Okay.
27:35Okay.
27:36Okay.
27:37Sorry, dude.
27:38You didn't get any there.
27:39Okay.
27:40But that's okay.
27:41You scored zero.
27:42Sorry, Kwame.
27:43Kwame, let it go.
27:44Let it go.
27:45I don't know of what, but go ahead.
27:47Okay, Missy.
27:48Sir Lancelot said, I made the biggest mistake a knight could make.
27:54Shopping at Teemu.
27:56The last suit of armor I ordered was a knockoff made of blank.
28:03Okay.
28:04Sir Lancelot said, I made the biggest mistake a knight could make.
28:08Okay.
28:09Shopping at Teemu.
28:10The last suit of armor I ordered was a knockoff made of blank.
28:14Okay.
28:15Tin foil.
28:16Tin foil.
28:17Oh!
28:18Tin foil.
28:19Oh!
28:20Oh!
28:21Oh!
28:22Oh, yeah.
28:23You are the fastest man in show business.
28:24You are the fastest man in show business.
28:25Got to try to get out of here, Marty.
28:26Got things I got to do tonight.
28:27What do you plan to do?
28:28Uh, get out of here.
28:29No, I don't know.
28:30All right.
28:31Kara.
28:32We.
28:33Okay.
28:34Kevin is locked in.
28:35They're all locked in.
28:36Okay, Missy.
28:37Sir Lancelot said, I made the biggest mistake a knight could make.
28:38Shopping at Teemu.
28:39The last suit of armor I ordered was a knockoff made out of...
28:42Tin foil.
28:43Oh!
28:44Tin foil.
28:45Wow.
28:46That's smart.
28:47Oh, let's see how our celebrities answered.
28:49That's smart.
28:50Sir Lancelot said, the last suit of armor I ordered was a knockoff made out of...
28:55I'm so sorry because that's, this is usually what I order off Teemu.
29:01Ah!
29:02Ah!
29:03Ah!
29:04I'm kidding!
29:05Latex!
29:06I'm kidding!
29:07No, you're not!
29:08Okay.
29:09Kara.
29:10Yes.
29:11Oh, sorry.
29:12We were killing for your answer.
29:13Oh, are you?
29:14Who are you?
29:15Okay.
29:16Um...
29:17Polyester?
29:18Polyester.
29:19Sorry.
29:20That's not spelt right.
29:21We're looking for tin foil.
29:23Finally, somebody thinks like I do.
29:26But not this time.
29:27Oh, that was so mean.
29:28Cotton.
29:29Okay.
29:30We are looking for tin foil.
29:33Missy, I have a good feeling with this robe because that robe was a disaster.
29:38Yeah.
29:39Sir Lancelot said, the last suit of armor I ordered was a knockoff made out of...
29:44Aluminum foil.
29:45Yeah!
29:46Yeah!
29:47That is good.
29:48You're so smart.
29:49All right, Missy.
29:50Sit away.
29:51Plastic.
29:52Plastic.
29:53BD Wong.
29:54Tin foil.
29:55Tin foil.
29:56Tin foil.
29:57Yeah!
29:58Wow!
29:59Okay.
30:00At the end of round one, the score is two to zero.
30:03It's time to take a break because, to be honest, my bladder is the size of a thimble.
30:12In fact, the only time I don't have to pee is when I'm peeing.
30:16There's no time for me.
30:17There's no time for me.
30:18There's no time for me.
30:19No, no, no, no.
30:20Welcome back to Match Game.
30:33Let's do it.
30:35Another round.
30:36This is exciting.
30:37Look at this.
30:38Oh, yeah.
30:39Oh, every time.
30:40Oh, yeah.
30:41That's it.
30:42That's it.
30:43Use your finger, Marty.
30:44Uh-oh.
30:45It's going up.
30:46It's going up.
30:47No.
30:48Wow.
30:51Mama?
30:53Now, wait a second.
30:55Come on.
30:56Look at this.
30:59Oh.
31:00Wow.
31:01Okay, now.
31:03Missy.
31:04Hi.
31:05You're ahead by two to zero.
31:07So you get to go first.
31:09Now, in round one, you matched with Anthony and BD.
31:13So for this question, you can match with everyone else.
31:17Would you like question A or B?
31:18A, please.
31:19A.
31:20Okay.
31:21Look at that.
31:22LGBTQ actor BD Wong.
31:25No way.
31:26Was made an MD for the FBI on Law and Order SVU.
31:32Oh, wow.
31:33If he had any more letters, we could call him a blank.
31:38Oh, easy.
31:39LGBTQ actor BD Wong was an MD for the FBI on Law and Order SVU.
31:48If he had any more letters, we could call him a blank.
31:51I don't think Missy would ever get what you said.
31:52No, because she's a preschool teacher.
31:53Anthony can't be part of this.
31:54BD can't be part of this.
31:55And Cara, time marches on.
31:58Okay, we're locked in.
31:59Missy.
32:00LGBTQ actor BD Wong was made an MD for the FBI on Law and Order SVU.
32:06If you could have any more letters, we could call him a doctor.
32:09A doctor.
32:10A doctor.
32:11A doctor.
32:12A doctor.
32:13Uh-huh.
32:14Selena.
32:15Hi, baby.
32:16Hi.
32:17L-G-B-T-Q actor BD Wong.
32:18BD can't be part of this.
32:19And Cara, time marches on.
32:21Okay, we're locked in.
32:22Missy.
32:23LGBTQ actor BD Wong was made an MD for the FBI on Law and Order SVU.
32:26A doctor.
32:27Yes.
32:28A doctor.
32:29Uh-huh.
32:30Selena.
32:31Hi, baby.
32:32Hi.
32:33L-G-B-T-Q actor BD Wong was an MD for the FBI on Law and Order SVU.
32:41If you had any more letters, we could call him a...
32:44Well, I thought this was fitting, but queen.
32:48Oh.
32:49A queen.
32:50Well.
32:51I think that's a compliment.
32:52Wow.
32:53I think it's a lovely, lovely thing that didn't help anything.
32:56Already agreed.
32:57Go ahead.
32:58Cara.
32:59This made the most sense, which I think you'll all agree.
33:02S-T-D.
33:03Yeah.
33:06I like both those answers.
33:08I got me some BD, you know.
33:10Kevin.
33:11Well, I gotta tell you, Missy, that's a lot of letters, so I think you'll be not happy about this.
33:18The spelling is great.
33:19Alphabet.
33:20Alphabet.
33:21Alphabet.
33:22Thanks for the help.
33:23All right.
33:24LGBTQ actor BD Wong was an MD for the FBI on Law and Order SVU.
33:29If he had any more letters, we could call him a...blank.
33:33Alphabet.
33:34Alphabet.
33:37All right.
33:38Kwame, you need two to tie and three to win for a chance of $25,000.
33:43Yep.
33:44You got me.
33:45That's good for me.
33:46You got you for me.
33:47Now, Ron Ron, you match with no one, so for this question, you can match with everyone.
33:52Ooh.
33:53All right.
33:54Let's go.
33:55Come on.
33:56You can do it.
33:57You can do it.
33:58This is a limerick.
33:59I have a dentist named Ruth, always drunk on gin and vermouth.
34:03She revved up the drill, said lie back and sit still, then bored a hole in my blank, not my tooth.
34:12Ooh.
34:13Well, the dentists I go to, they normally drink gin and juice.
34:30Uh-huh.
34:31Yeah.
34:32Well, I see no attempt at answering this.
34:36It's like time stood still.
34:38Sorry, Kwame.
34:39I don't know what this limerick was.
34:41Oh, sorry.
34:42Okay.
34:43All right.
34:44Kevin?
34:45Kevin?
34:46I think we need a doctor for Kevin.
34:49Kwame, I'm nervous for you.
34:52I've never seen a more lost group of people.
34:55For this yet.
34:56I think they don't understand we're still here.
35:02All right.
35:03Would anyone like to know how I got started?
35:05You know?
35:07I'm so sorry, Marty.
35:09Let's look at Kwame and think about what he might say.
35:12That's what I thought.
35:13That's what I was saying.
35:14Let's just stare at Kwame for a minute.
35:15Kwame?
35:16All right, Kwame, we're just gonna look at you.
35:18Send it to us.
35:19Okay, Kwame, send it.
35:20All right.
35:21Uh, okay.
35:22I'm gonna lock in.
35:23That lock ain't gonna lock up nothing that you wrote down.
35:25I'm gonna lock in.
35:27Because you understand we have to leave eventually.
35:30The border hole in my...
35:32Kara is locked in.
35:33Yeah.
35:34Kevin.
35:35You want a good answer or do you want me to rush it?
35:37I'm just looking for today.
35:39Oh, Kevin is locked in.
35:43Let's hear it for Kevin, everyone.
35:44I gave up.
35:45I gave up.
35:46Andy.
35:47Okay.
35:48Look at that!
35:49He's locked in.
35:50Locked in.
35:51Okay, Kwame.
35:53Okay, Kwame.
35:54I once had a dentist named Ruth.
35:56Always drunk on gin and vermouth.
35:59She revved up the drill.
36:01Said lie back and sit still.
36:04Then bored a hole in my blank.
36:07Not my tooth.
36:08I'm gonna keep it PG and say booth.
36:11Booth as in butt.
36:13Like your buttocks.
36:14Okay.
36:15Your boot.
36:16Oh, my sore boot.
36:18You know that expression, don't you?
36:19No, I don't.
36:20But I do know this.
36:22Kwame going home.
36:25I do know that.
36:28Okay.
36:29Now, Kwame, you need two to tie.
36:33Okay.
36:34And three to win.
36:36I'm so sorry, Kwame.
36:38I put pants.
36:39Pants.
36:40In my pants.
36:41It's a answer.
36:42You can say my answer don't make no sense.
36:45I said it was gonna rhyme and none of us could think of the rhyme.
36:48Okay.
36:49In your skull.
36:50In your skull.
36:51In your skull.
36:52I don't know.
36:53Kevin.
36:54Well, Kwame, don't listen to these people because I'm not right either.
37:00Achoo.
37:02Lie back and sit still.
37:04Then bored a hole in my achoo.
37:07Not my tooth.
37:08Hello.
37:09Okay.
37:10Anthony, we're looking for booth.
37:12Come on.
37:13You're not gonna get that from me.
37:14I put chin.
37:15Chin.
37:16I put chin.
37:17Sue.
37:18Mouth.
37:19Mouth.
37:20Mouth.
37:21Mouth.
37:22Mouth.
37:23Mouth.
37:24Mouth.
37:25Missy, you're our champion.
37:27We're gonna have to say goodbye to Kwame.
37:29Sorry, Kwame.
37:30We love you so, but don't think of it as losing.
37:33Think of it as coming in last place.
37:36Supermatch is next.
37:38Bye, Kwame.
37:39Congratulations.
37:40Congratulations, Missy.
37:41Good job, Missy.
37:42Good job, Missy.
37:57Welcome back.
37:58It is time for Supermatch.
38:00Missy, you will have a shot at winning $25,000.
38:06Let's go.
38:07Let's go, Missy.
38:08That's a lot of money.
38:09What would you do with that kind of money?
38:11So, I would open up a fitness studio so I can have seniors and kids, and I would have
38:16a great fitness studio for all ages to come to.
38:19What a fabulous thing.
38:20I hope you get it.
38:21Yes.
38:23Now we're gonna start with an audience match.
38:25We recently pulled the Match Game Home audience and got their most popular response
38:29to this.
38:34That's so blank.
38:36Now if you can answer the third most popular answer, you'll win $2,000.
38:41The second most popular answer will get you $3,000.
38:44And the most popular answer will get you $5,000.
38:49Okay.
38:50And to help with suggestions, you can list the aid of three of our celebrities.
38:54Who do you want?
38:55I'm gonna go with Kevin.
38:56Kevin.
38:57That's a good choice.
38:58Very good choice.
39:00Okay.
39:01Kevin.
39:02That's so blank.
39:03You just have to say it.
39:05Oh.
39:06Sorry.
39:07Cool.
39:08That's so cool.
39:09Very good answer.
39:11There's a first for everything.
39:12Okay.
39:13Who's your second one?
39:14Anthony.
39:15That's so Raven.
39:16Yes.
39:17What?
39:18Okay.
39:19Third choice.
39:20Fly is all I can think of.
39:21That's so fly.
39:23So you've got cool,
39:25Fetch.
39:26Raven, and fly.
39:27So fetch.
39:28You can choose one of the three answers or give us one of your own.
39:31What answer do you want to go with?
39:33That's so Raven.
39:34Yes.
39:36So let's see how you've done.
39:38Okay.
39:39For $2,000, the third most popular answer is...
39:43Fetch.
39:44Hello?
39:45Fetch?
39:46Fetch?
39:47No, that's good.
39:48What?
39:49I know.
39:50What is fetch?
39:51Exactly.
39:52It's not a thing.
39:53Mean girls?
39:54Mean girls.
39:55Okay.
39:56The $3,000 answer is...
39:57That's so...
39:59Funny.
40:00Funny.
40:01Funny.
40:02And this is your last...
40:03Come on.
40:04Chance at a match.
40:05Please.
40:06For $5,000, the answer is...
40:07Please.
40:08That's so...
40:09There we go, mama!
40:10Come on!
40:11Let's get the big money!
40:12Let's get the big money!
40:13Let's get the big money!
40:14Let's get the big money!
40:15Let's get the big money!
40:16Congratulations!
40:17Okay.
40:18That is unbelievable.
40:19Now you've won $5,000, and now you have a chance to multiply that by five.
40:34So...
40:35I'm no big math scholar, but I think that's $25,000 you could win.
40:39Okay.
40:40Yes!
40:41How about that?
40:42Come on, let's do it.
40:43All right.
40:44Breathe in, breathe out.
40:45Now which of our six celebrities would you like to try to match head to head?
40:49Anthony!
40:50Let's go, baby!
40:51Let's go!
40:52Okay.
40:53All right.
40:54Missy, turn.
40:55Look at me.
40:56All right.
40:57Anthony, write down your answer to this.
40:59Blank wash.
41:04Blank wash.
41:09Blank wash.
41:10Blank wash.
41:11Easy.
41:12Easy.
41:13Okay.
41:14Uh...
41:15Anthony, you have it?
41:16I have it down.
41:17Okay.
41:18Missy, before you say anything, I'm just sending this to you right now.
41:21Yeah.
41:22Okay.
41:23I'm sending it to you right now.
41:24Yeah.
41:25Okay.
41:26All right.
41:27All right.
41:28Okay, Missy.
41:29Anthony is ready.
41:31What is your answer?
41:32Car.
41:33Car!
41:34$25,000!
41:35Look at that!
41:36Yes!
41:37Yes!
41:38Yes!
41:39Yes!
41:40Yes!
41:41Yes!
41:42Yes!
41:43Yes!
41:44Yes!
41:45Yes!
41:46Yes!
41:47Yes!
41:48Yes!
41:49Yes!
41:50Yes!
41:51Yes!
41:52Yes!
41:53Yes!
41:54Yes!
41:55Yes!
41:56Yes!
41:57Yes!
41:58Yes!
41:59Yes!
42:00Yes!
42:01Yes!
42:02Yes!
42:03Yes!
42:04Yes!
42:05Yes!
42:06Yes!
42:07Yes!
42:08Yes!
42:09Come on!
42:10Teamwork makes the dream work!
42:11What would you rather guess?
42:12Thank you so much!
42:13I didn't drink it, so it's fine.
42:14I wouldn't care if you did.
42:15Somebody could have said dog wash!
42:16I have no idea!
42:17$25,000!
42:18Working out!
42:19Well, yeah, that's a lot.
42:20Because that's a member.
42:21Here's your souvenir.
42:22I love it.
42:24I love it.
42:26Woo!
42:27Cool.
42:28Thank you!
42:29Woo!
42:30Wonderful!
42:34Bye!
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