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Star Trek Strange New Worlds Season 3 Episode 2
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00:00You're gonna be a sedative now, and when you wake up, you will be Gornfree.
00:27I'm still here.
00:30You're going to make it.
00:34America, I take us.
00:36I like you.
00:39Modernization can lead to complications.
00:41Like, I've been trying to tell you I just need some personal time.
00:43Away from me.
00:44About that fellowship, the archaeological medicine.
00:46I'm going to have to replace you, Anton.
00:48He thought of losing you.
00:49It affected me deeply.
00:50I am still going away for three months to study with Roger Corby.
00:54When I get back, let's just see where we are then.
01:00Science Officer's personal log, Stardate 2251 points out.
01:09After a three-month billet at Starbase One, the battle scars of our encounter with the Gorn are all but erased.
01:14Which has left me with a great deal of time to think.
01:17The Federation Day Centennial, the 100th anniversary of the founding of the United Federation of Planets, is just three days away.
01:26Captain Pike believes that hosting a ceremonial gala for Federation Day will improve morale among the crew.
01:32All of the crew.
01:35Nurse Chapel is returning from her time away.
01:37We have not spoken since she left for her fellowship.
01:40As such, I have a more personal reason to prepare for the upcoming celebrations.
01:44Nurse Chapel is returning from her family.
02:14You're not supposed to measure them.
02:16You're supposed to let them flow.
02:18Like this.
02:31I'm confused.
02:32Am I not already performing the movements to the parameters you specified?
02:35Yes.
02:36You're just stiff.
02:37Even for you.
02:39Five, six, seven, and...
02:41Please do not take this the wrong way, but your aptitude for this activity is surprising.
02:46And if I may say so, this openness to new life experiences suits you.
02:52There was a time when I wanted nothing more than to be a prima ballerina.
02:56I assume the Gorn changed that.
03:03That's just it.
03:04I've spent my whole life waiting for them to come back.
03:08My own personal nightmare under the bed.
03:11And here's the thing.
03:12Came back and I beat them.
03:13Anyway.
03:15Somehow, the Gorn are less ravenous than prima ballerinas.
03:20Perhaps that is why Vulcans is a rule to not dance.
03:23I think some of you would defy that rule for the right person.
03:26When humans reunite after a long absence, is it not tradition to make a grand romantic gesture?
03:33Spock, I don't want to cry, but I thought you and Christine had decided to give each other some space.
03:39Indeed.
03:40We have not spoken since she left for her fellowship.
03:42But we all know what absence does to the heart.
03:45The absence of a heart would be quite fatal.
03:48No, Spock is an idiom, it's bad.
03:57Enterprise to Mr. Spock.
03:59You asked for a heads up, so heads up.
04:01Transport clearance request from Nurse Chapel.
04:04Please excuse me, she's here.
04:05She's here.
04:12Looking good, Mr. Spock.
04:19Lieutenant?
04:20Just doing my job.
04:21Chapel added someone to the visitors list.
04:24Curious.
04:26That's funny.
04:27For a wee moment there, I thought I saw a bit of strangeness.
04:30What sort of strangeness?
04:32Just a sensor ghost outside the hull, but it's gone now.
04:35Nothing I see here, sir.
04:38All relevant scans appear to be with the normal parameters.
04:40Two to beam aboard, Lieutenant Scott.
04:52Spock.
04:53Christine.
04:55This is Dr. Corby, your fellowship direction.
05:01Greetings, Dr. Corby.
05:02How are you?
05:03Call me Roger.
05:04I've heard a lot about you, Spock.
05:05Dr. Corby, I've read a considerable number of your papers on archaeological medicine.
05:09I should have aren't that many.
05:11There are 234.
05:13Is that not accurate?
05:15It's actually exactly how many there are.
05:18Wow.
05:19Is that a first edition of Saltevantor?
05:23May I?
05:25This is incredible.
05:27The engravings alone will stay back to...
05:29It is a gift for Christine.
05:31Well, welcome aboard, Dr. Corby.
05:40Will you be needing quarters?
05:43No.
05:44No, I'm...
05:45I'm taking care of him.
05:48He is here to attend the centennial celebration with me.
05:52With you.
06:00Dr. Corby is my date.
06:14Space.
06:14The final frontier.
06:21These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.
06:26It's five-year mission.
06:28To explore strange new worlds.
06:33To seek out new life.
06:36And new civilizations.
06:38To boldly go where no one has gone before.
08:43Erica, oh, there you are.
08:45You are not going to believe this.
08:47Christine brought home a date.
08:49Chapel?
08:50I'm just as shocked as you are.
08:52Hey.
08:54Hi, I'm, uh...
08:55Game maker!
08:56Okay, who's this?
09:01That's my little brother.
09:03Never could take a punch.
09:05Hi, I'm Yoda.
09:12All right, almost done.
09:14Take your time, Ensign.
09:15With all the centennial preparations I have to do, this is the closest thing to a vacation I'm gonna get.
09:20Well, this is the last one, but I could take a bunch more.
09:24I mean, how much blood does a person really need?
09:27You didn't cover that in nursing school?
09:28Oof, I fell asleep.
09:30Like, a lot.
09:32I like you, Ensign.
09:33Well, now that Nurse Chapel is back, my temporary assignment is done.
09:37I wouldn't be so sure.
09:39Don't look at me.
09:40Take it up with your direct supervisor.
09:42Guilty as charged.
09:43I put in a request for Starfleet Medical to make your transfer permanent.
09:47Wait, wait.
09:48Please tell me this isn't a cruel joke.
09:50We are big on cruel jokes around here.
09:52Just wait until your first formal captain's table.
09:54But in this case, no.
09:56Apparently, he isn't ready to give you up.
09:58Frankly, none of us are, Ensign.
10:08Captain Battelle is lucky to have you.
10:10How's Marie doing?
10:11Her scans show that the Gorn embryos have been fully reabsorbed.
10:19It was your blood that kept her body strong enough to survive the metabolization process.
10:24All we're doing now is managing some minor after effects.
10:27I've gotten used to having her on board.
10:30I'll be sorry to see her go.
10:31I imagine you won't be the only one.
10:33I have literally no idea what some of these metals are for, and I can't wear all of them.
10:42Or, can I?
10:45Pick one.
10:46No, because then I would insult whoever gave me the ones I'm not wearing and...
10:49It must be hard being such an amazing captain.
10:51You, uh, shopping for a new starship?
11:01Admiral April said I've got my pick.
11:03There are about a dozen commissions available.
11:06Okay.
11:09So, what are you looking for?
11:10Deep space exploration, but then I never see you.
11:16Or a short-range diplomatic courier, but then I still never see you.
11:26It still doesn't feel totally real.
11:28Hmm.
11:29I should be dead.
11:30I'm...
11:31I'm on borrowed time.
11:33Well, you appreciated the choir on that one.
11:35Now I'm just picturing you in a boys' choir.
11:40Actually, I was an altar boy.
11:45You're a captain.
11:45You'll find your ship.
11:46I just wish it didn't have to be so soon.
11:49What are you asking me, captain?
11:53Frankly, I don't know.
11:54I...
11:55All I know is that I'm not ready to let you go.
12:02Well, this is awkward.
12:05Right.
12:07Sorry.
12:08It was too far.
12:09That...
12:09Relax.
12:11I was just wondering what you're gonna do when I move you into my quarters.
12:15Where will all your hair products go?
12:17Hmm.
12:17Hey.
12:31I...
12:32I brought this.
12:34I thought you might want it back.
12:36It was a gift.
12:38Why would I not wish for you to have it?
12:40I'm sorry about earlier.
12:41I didn't want you to meet Roger like that.
12:45The look of surprise on your face was almost worth the misstep.
12:49This isn't easy.
12:55May I ask you a direct question?
12:58I've never known you to be any different.
13:00You express the desire to remain unattached, free of commitment.
13:03And then I bring my new boyfriend home for the holidays.
13:09Yes.
13:10When I figure that out for myself, I swear you will be the first person that I explain it to.
13:22The truth is, I don't know.
13:29It just is.
13:32Spock.
13:34Are we gonna be okay?
13:41Um.
13:42We're having cocktails in the port galley tonight.
13:45I hope you'll come.
13:46I hope you'll come.
13:52Fine.
13:57One drink.
13:58Then I have to go back and finish training.
14:01Aren't you the one who taught me tequila as its own food group?
14:05You realize she's our communications officer, right?
14:07She speaks like 900 languages.
14:09Is Obnoxious Big Sister one of them?
14:11Let it go, Beto.
14:12You can hang with me.
14:13That seems like a plan to me.
14:17Wait one damn minute.
14:19This?
14:19You two talking to each other like you're, and looking at each other like you're, no.
14:24It's chaos.
14:25Madness.
14:26You don't trust me with your best friend?
14:28You don't trust me with your baby brother.
14:31Okay.
14:32Okay.
14:32I'll stay for a while.
14:34But there will be no more flirting.
14:37Literally none.
14:38So, Dr. Corby.
14:40Sam.
14:40I gotta say I'm a big fan of your work on advanced ancient culture.
14:43I read that your latest dig was on Vadia 9.
14:46Uh-huh.
14:47Have you climbed Mount Caleb?
14:48Uh, we did, actually.
14:49Yeah.
14:50It was, it was pretty romantic, actually.
14:53Uh, Mr. Spock.
14:55Glad you could join us.
14:58I finished my work early.
14:59Dr. Corby was just about to tell us a romantic story.
15:03Oh, no.
15:03Don't worry about it.
15:04Some other time.
15:05I just don't want to hear.
15:05Bore the life out of you.
15:06Yeah.
15:07I would like to hear it.
15:08I have of late become a student of romance.
15:12Sudden thirst.
15:13Beto, give me a hand with some drinks.
15:15Okay.
15:19Well, when I was a little girl, whenever I would go away on a trip to camp, to school,
15:25my mother would always say to me,
15:28Chrissy, I hope you find the sun.
15:30I hope you find the sun and the moon and the stars.
15:33Yeah.
15:37And they turned out to be the last words she ever said to me.
15:42And, um, Mount Caleb actually happens to break the solar plane, so, um, the other sun and the moon visible at the same time.
15:48And it was my mother's birthday.
15:50And I didn't tell anybody, because I never do.
15:54Uh, but he just noticed that I was down and remembered the story and put two and two together.
16:03And when we got to the top...
16:06When we got to the top, I showed her the stunning sky and gave her this.
16:15Tolarian star gems.
16:17Yeah.
16:17They're incredibly rare.
16:19Yeah.
16:19And he said, you looked sad.
16:25I wanted to give you the sun and the moon and the stars.
16:41Libation.
16:41Shots, everybody.
16:43Hey, that's fun.
16:43Thank God.
16:46That's a cool bracelet.
16:47Where'd you get it?
16:49Good evening.
17:09Ready for a change?
17:11I was not aware we had a Vulcan bartender.
17:13Temporary posting.
17:15Just passing through.
17:15So, something different, but better.
17:20Something you definitely want.
17:23Yes, that would be fine.
17:26Fantastic.
17:28I have just the thing.
17:31Swirl it around.
17:33Brings up the aroma.
17:36Don't drink it too fast.
17:37It'll go right to your head.
17:38Hmm.
17:40Hmm.
17:54Hmm.
17:56Hmm.
18:00Hmm.
18:08Good morning.
18:27Good morning, back.
18:33Tonight, no sleepover.
18:35It is bad luck to see your bride on the day of your wedding.
19:05I've never understood the need for deception to smooth the potential negative reaction.
19:19Oh, you're just going to excel at marriage.
19:24Have you never been married?
19:26Me? Good, no.
19:28I'm not really the commitment type.
19:31My childhood didn't really set me up for a stable attachment.
19:36Now, shooting backwards while running, that I can do.
19:40Of late, I must say you have seemed lighter.
19:48So, if you don't have it by now, then it's too late.
19:52Thank you, La'an.
19:53You have been a good friend to me.
19:55I must prepare for the rehearsal.
19:56Thanks, everyone.
20:07We have much to do.
20:08A wedding doesn't just plan itself overnight, you know.
20:10And the rehearsal is just like the real thing, only with comfortable shoes.
20:15This wedding planner of yours is something.
20:17I never thought of Andorians as being so detail-oriented.
20:21Hmm.
20:21You two, you're like two peas in a space pod.
20:24So delightful.
20:25Let's start with the cake.
20:28Where's Roger?
20:29I feel like we should probably wait for my best man.
20:31I'm here.
20:32I am here.
20:34I have the cakes.
20:35Excellent.
20:36Oh, yeah.
20:36Very nice.
20:38Christine, I couldn't just chat for...
20:39Later, Mr. Corby.
20:41Doctor.
20:42Dr. Corby.
20:44Fine.
20:45Actually, I have a special best man task just for you.
20:48Could you wait for me way over there?
20:50Cook as you can.
20:54Good one.
20:56Now, Mr. Spock, I know you wanted to embrace a human-type wedding, but what about fusion style?
21:02I call this...
21:04Huken.
21:05Or Volman.
21:08Just try it.
21:16You hate it.
21:17I was not expecting cake with quite so much heat and brine.
21:36Let's try that again, shall we?
21:38Oh, I'll go.
21:42Spock's joking.
21:43I mean, it's delicious.
21:44It's like chocolate and, um, Vulcan pachlor.
21:48Indeed, pachlor.
21:49Nothing says love like pachlor.
21:52I must have been mistaken before.
21:55This is quite good.
21:56Not just good, but perfect.
21:58Like your wedding is going to be.
22:02Let's talk about choreography.
22:04Spock, assuming we're not going to have a Cal-If-E situation, I have you over on the altar.
22:09And your best man, Captain Pike, in the front row just here.
22:15Joseph and Una, I see you waltzing, pristine, down the aisle, and then spin her into Spock's arms.
22:24I didn't practice that.
22:26I have a surprise for you, my blushing bride.
22:29Arrived all the way from Vermont, uh, this morning.
22:32My mother's flowers?
22:36She had these preserved after her wedding.
22:48Oh, no.
22:51Those flowers look dead.
22:54These are supposed to be stored at exactly 2.7 degrees.
22:57I'm so sorry, Christine.
22:59Is there any way to salvage them?
23:00I have a rehydrator in my quarters.
23:03I tell you what, maybe they just need to breathe.
23:20I mean...
23:23Oh, my God.
23:24What?
23:25It worked.
23:26I can't believe it.
23:28This is why we have rehearsal.
23:29And with that avortation of the latest crisis, let's continue.
23:33We're both at the altar.
23:35We have the rings exchanged.
23:37And...
23:38Voila!
23:39Everyone's as happy as a Tanarin bat.
23:41But, Christine, can we just chat for two seconds, please?
23:44Unfortunately, rehearsal has just finished.
23:46Which means, Nurse Chapel, I'm going to have to scoop you away for your final fitting.
23:50So, quickly, here we go.
23:53Please tell me you're not going to wear that jacket on the day, Corbs.
23:56Hey, how are you?
24:06How are you doing?
24:06Hi, sir.
24:06Oh, it's never happened.
24:14Hey, Mark.
24:19Hi, Mark.
24:20My name is Salmon!
24:21Okay.
24:24Fun!
24:25You're attend!
24:26noun.
24:27Visit us at the autobônus or at heart wrestle.
24:29Visit us on a wallitute.
24:29Visit us!
24:30Hopefully that goes along, or they're not attacking each other.
24:32happen now.
24:33What if you've seen is him?
24:33Dr. Corby, what are you doing?
24:44I'm, um, trying to delete your vows.
24:48I knew it.
24:49The cake, the flowers, you were trying to sabotage our wedding.
24:52Yeah, you can't marry Christine?
24:55Are you in love with her?
24:56Yes.
24:57But that's not the reason.
24:59Well, not entirely.
25:00Look, this wedding is not supposed to happen.
25:03Okay, uh, I can't fully explain it, but our reality has shifted.
25:08I think you should leave, Doctor.
25:09Just listen.
25:10Yesterday, Christine and I arrived on the Enterprise to attend the Federation Centennial.
25:13We specifically chose the Centennials our wedding day.
25:15No, no, no, no.
25:16It is the reason we are here.
25:18As of yesterday, there was no wedding.
25:20There was no you and Nurse Chapel.
25:23She and I were together.
25:25You arrived together because you are best friends.
25:27No, not as best friends.
25:29Romantically.
25:30We are together.
25:31But I seem to be the only one here that remembers that.
25:34I proposed to Christine three months ago.
25:36Before she embarked on her fellowship with you, I procured my grandmother's engagement ring.
25:40None of that happened.
25:42Why am I the only one that remembers this?
25:44You parted ways before the fellowship.
25:46And yeah, when I met her first, she was pretty gloomy.
25:48I get it.
25:48Endings are difficult.
25:50I think you should visit sickbay.
25:51Wait.
25:53At first, she was a fellow.
25:55Yes.
25:56But she quickly became more.
25:59An equal.
25:59After a while, she was running the excavation site in Vadia 9 with me.
26:06And one night we stayed late.
26:08And I read her a poem.
26:11By Neruda.
26:12I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair.
26:21And she, um, she kissed me.
26:25Oh, no.
26:41Oh, no.
26:49Flip!
26:50Please.
26:52Dr. Corby, I owe you an apology.
26:55Yes, for that.
26:56But also, you were right.
26:58Reality has been changed.
27:00None of this is how it should be.
27:01So you remember?
27:02I do.
27:03But I am not entirely sure why.
27:05Have you tried telling Christine?
27:06Yes, but she shut me down.
27:08I've considered several possible explanations for this mass delusion.
27:11First, that this is an alternate dimension.
27:13I've already checked myself for phase variants and found none.
27:16Second theory.
27:17Exposure to an environmental hallucinogen.
27:19Christine and I arrived at the same time, so...
27:22You would both be unaffected.
27:23Alien virus?
27:24The biofilters have been recently upgraded.
27:26Perhaps an improbability field.
27:29We once entered one that made us...
27:31Seng.
27:33Perhaps.
27:34Now that I'm aware of the situation,
27:36I will obviously not proceed with the nuptials.
27:39You may not have a choice.
27:45Every time I've tried to stop this wedding, something has interfered.
27:50You were suggesting the presence of an advanced intelligent life form with reality-altering capabilities.
27:54Yes.
27:55But why leave you unaffected?
27:57Well...
27:58My rigorous intellect may have shielded my mind on the illusion.
28:06Doctor, if one of our intellects could bestow immunity, I am confident it would not be yours.
28:11Come, we can use the science lab to scan the ship.
28:18Any anomalous energy should be detectable.
28:23Great.
28:24Another Andorian alliance.
28:25Ah, there you are.
28:27Greetings and many felicitations on this happiest of wedding eves.
28:32Oh, Mr. Corby.
28:33Doctor.
28:34You really are everywhere, aren't you?
28:35A bit like a rash.
28:36Speaking of which, the rest of the bridal party are enjoying facials.
28:40Perhaps you should join them.
28:42You do look a little dull.
28:43Are you sleeping?
28:44The bags beneath your eyes say no.
28:46My darling groom, what do you think of this?
28:49The color really brings out your eyes.
28:51This way.
28:52I have urgent duties to attend to.
28:54Don't be silly.
28:54Right now, your most important mission is matrimony.
29:00That one will be fine.
29:02Come.
29:02We must go.
29:03It's Doctor.
29:05He's down there.
29:10Nice lab.
29:12Initiating ship-wide scan now.
29:14It will take a few minutes.
29:15I was thinking about how it was that you became disillusioned.
29:18At the moment I punched you, it was as if a fog in my mind lifted.
29:22And I knew.
29:24Perhaps it was the sudden burst of adrenaline and cortisol that did it.
29:28It is also possible that whatever power is creating this false reality cannot be maintained
29:32when so directly confronted with the truth.
29:34Regardless, we must find a way to communicate the situation to the Captain.
29:38Good luck with that.
29:39There you are.
29:41You were supposed to meet me in your quarters.
29:42Whatever this is, I cannot.
29:44Sam, what do we have here?
29:45Sir, these are the wine selections for the head table tomorrow.
29:53Listen to me very carefully, Lieutenant Kirk.
29:57Enterprise came to Starbase One to celebrate the Federation's centennial.
30:01Not a wedding.
30:03Nurse Chapel and I are no longer a couple.
30:05We are not getting married.
30:07You are suffering from an unknown phenomenon.
30:11It is possible we are all under attack.
30:15I get it.
30:17I get it, Spock.
30:18You have cold feet.
30:19It's totally normal.
30:21Look, punch me.
30:22What?
30:25I'm not going to punch you?
30:26You are sloppy.
30:28Less intelligent than your brother.
30:30No one likes your mustache.
30:38And you have terrible taste in wine.
30:46If I gave you a black eye the day before your wedding, Christine would kill me.
30:50Scan complete.
30:51There are no anomalous energy readings present.
30:55Perhaps the Chardonnay.
30:56Sir, we have an urgent situation.
31:00I am a warder, Lieutenant.
31:05And there.
31:06Fix that.
31:08Mr. Spock.
31:10Welcome to your bachelor party.
31:12Hey.
31:12Focus.
31:13Mr. Spock.
31:14I prepared all of your favorites.
31:15Jumbo mollusk, poke tar, and...
31:18Look what I found.
31:19Lutrog.
31:20And something imbibable for the rest of us.
31:23Zorian brandy.
31:24Well, honestly, I'm not really much of a drinker.
31:28I hardly touch the stuff.
31:30I believe tradition dictates the groom-to-be give us a toast before he walks the planet.
31:34Yes, speech!
31:35Hey, speech.
31:36Come on, Mr. Spock.
31:40Our reality has been changed.
31:43Nurse Chaplin and I are not together.
31:45She's in love with Dr. Corby.
31:47And only he and I remember this.
31:49To Spock.
31:56The luckiest man in the world.
31:58Yes, to Spock.
31:59Mr. Spock.
32:02Captain, Enterprise is experiencing a mass delusion.
32:05I told you.
32:05Cold feet?
32:06My feet are perfectly warm, thank you.
32:09This is serious.
32:10Relax, Mr. Spock.
32:12Which I know is difficult for you.
32:14That's why.
32:16The Lutrog.
32:19Careful with that.
32:22It's saying clear by now that you confronted with the trove is not enough to break this spell.
32:26Which leaves us with emotional response.
32:28But we have seen a range of emotions, and yet none dispel the delusion.
32:31What do you, what do you, what do you do?
32:34Anger, rage is one of the most powerful emotions there is.
32:38Perhaps another equally powerful emotion.
32:42Like what?
32:44Love.
32:46Mr. Spock, I almost forgot.
32:47The wedding planner asked you to weigh in on the seating arrangement.
32:50Take a look at row eight, if you don't mind.
32:53Uh, Captain, how many guests are invited to the wedding?
32:57All the crew and, uh, 107 registered guests.
33:00Thanks.
33:03Computer, how many individuals are currently aboard the Enterprise besides crew and registered guests?
33:10One.
33:12We have a wedding crash.
33:13I didn't complain, Sally.
33:15Computer, locate that individual.
33:18The individual fitting that description is in the port galley.
33:24Spock, where are you going?
33:26We're going to do karaoke.
33:27Oh, Mr. Corby, Mr. Spock.
33:31Shouldn't you be at your bachelor party?
33:33I'm working on a specialty drink for the reception.
33:36How do we feel about pomegranate?
33:38I do not need a bacchanal.
33:40Then you should get your beauty rest.
33:42I do not need to sleep.
33:43Count Tribbles, then.
33:45You?
33:46You are the entity.
33:47Oh, Mr. Spock.
33:49Your Vulcan sense of humor gets me every time.
33:51I'm your wedding planner, remember?
33:54You twirled into my office, drunk on love, wishing for a wedding day full of magic and unspeakable joy.
34:01A wish?
34:02That night here in the port galley.
34:04You were the bartender then, too.
34:06I wish things could be different with Christine.
34:08And you made it so.
34:10You're welcome.
34:11It does not matter.
34:13We are not going through with the wedding.
34:15You have to fix this.
34:17You can't just control people's minds.
34:19I can do anything I want.
34:21I am a wedding planner.
34:30And I do not like it when people ruin my plans.
34:41Wakey-wakey, Mr. Spock.
34:42It's your big day.
34:44You cannot force me to continue this charade.
34:47Can't I, though?
34:48Do you know what would happen to everyone if you made me mad?
34:52I don't think I could even imagine it.
34:58Well, look at that.
34:59My own little Vulcan terrarium.
35:02My friends would be so jealous.
35:06I do hope you'll play along now.
35:08Yes?
35:11I can hear the wedding bells.
35:15Look at you.
35:41You look great.
35:42All weddings should be on the beach, and everyone should be in shorts.
35:47Okay.
35:54I've been searching for you.
35:56He's made me the maid of honor.
35:58And he says if I don't play along, he's going to wish us all to a cornfield.
36:01I do not understand the significance of this wish.
36:03It's from the...
36:04It doesn't matter.
36:06He's talking about wiping us from all of existence.
36:08Yes.
36:08You made this threat to me as well.
36:10You're going to have to go through with this?
36:11Just...
36:12Maybe that's the only way to end it.
36:15Play his game.
36:17It's time, Spark.
36:19Let's get you married.
36:20I don't know.
36:28I don't know.
36:39You're welcome.
36:40You're known.
36:41Yeah.
36:42You're right.
36:43Ciao.
36:43You're right.
36:43You're tudo right.
36:44Alright.
36:44I'm auyor.
36:45You're welcome.
36:46Matt will be номing habe.
36:47I'm going to have a dabbing course.
36:48And I'm going to be the logros.
37:19Please be seated.
37:37What a delight to be gathered here today to celebrate something so special.
37:43A force more powerful than the fastest starship.
37:47Humans call it love.
37:50And I'm told love can conquer all things.
37:54Christine.
37:55Not yet.
38:01Do you both have your vows?
38:03No.
38:04No.
38:07I object.
38:08We're not there yet.
38:09Roger, what are you doing?
38:10Christine, you have to stop this.
38:12You stop.
38:13You can't just make people feel things that they don't really feel.
38:17That's it.
38:18Please, continue, Mr. Spock.
38:29The human poet Neruda wrote,
38:42I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair.
38:48Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets.
38:53Bread does not nourish me.
38:55Dawn disrupts me.
38:57All day, I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps.
39:00This is what it is like to love you, Christine.
39:07And the person worthy of your love,
39:10they must be courageous.
39:13They cannot be drowning.
39:15They cannot be unsure,
39:17or at the mercy of their own emotional storms.
39:20They must be a safe harbor.
39:21They must have the ability to hold space for you.
39:27To see you.
39:30Adjust you.
39:32They must be able to hear your unuttered call.
39:40They must be able to give you everything.
39:46They must offer you the moon,
39:49and the sun,
39:50and the stars.
39:53All at once.
39:59I did not know when it was your mother's birthday.
40:03I didn't tell you.
40:06That's no one's fault.
40:12This is wrong, Spock.
40:18We're not supposed to be getting married.
40:20No.
40:23We are not.
40:25Yes, you are.
40:27Roger.
40:30Roger.
40:31Well, no, he's a dog, so...
40:33No!
40:35No, no, no, no, no!
40:36That is it.
40:38Everybody dies.
40:40I'm starting with the dog.
40:42You keep away from him.
40:43Prepare for a cavalcade of death.
40:45No one gets a wedding cake slice tonight.
40:48You're going to die.
40:49You'll be dead.
40:50And you with the crown.
40:51What were you thinking?
40:52Trying to outshine the bride?
40:54And you blue faces.
40:55You could see I was in blue.
40:57How dare you?
40:58Death to you.
40:59And you at the back,
41:00with no mouth.
41:01Yes, you.
41:02Oh, of course.
41:03Actually, that's...
41:04I like that.
41:05You can...
41:06You can live.
41:07What is this?
41:15Not now, Dad.
41:16Oh, you have made enough of a mess.
41:18Please, let's not make a scene.
41:20Go.
41:21Oh, my...
41:22Who's doing?
41:25But they're not playing along.
41:27They're not listening to me.
41:28And you are not listening to me.
41:30Shall I show you once more
41:31what the consequence is
41:32for disobedience?
41:34No.
41:36I'll be good, I promise.
41:38Wait, you're a child?
41:40A very young one.
41:42Only 8,000 of your Earth years.
41:448,020, Dad.
41:45It's time to go.
41:47What a go!
41:48Wait, before you leave.
41:52Might I ask why?
41:54Well, look at him.
41:57Spotted him digging in the dirt
41:59in the old home world.
42:01He's just so handsome and smart
42:02and perfect.
42:04It's just annoying.
42:06Yes, that does make perfect sense.
42:09Oi.
42:09Now, free the rest of them.
42:11Okay.
42:15Tally-ho.
42:22You've all been lots of fun.
42:25Other than that.
42:26Let's go.
42:26About no.
42:27I'm not leaving.
42:27No, no, no.
42:28I'm not leaving.
42:31No, no, no.
42:32I'm not leaving.
42:32I am leaving.
42:34Love you.
42:35I am leaving.
42:37Oh, no, no.
42:40Uh, okay, everybody, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, okay, all right.
42:53That was, uh, that was strange.
42:57A shared delusion about a wedding is a new one, isn't it?
43:01Okay, Federation Day, 2161.
43:05The, uh, founding species came together to create, uh, the Federation, um, largely in response to our interactions with other foreign species, some of them very awkward.
43:17Uh, so, it's only fitting that our centennial be marked by a similar awkward interaction.
43:31And the bar is open.
43:35Those look incredible.
43:47I'll make you one, but it's a Lonnie Rye.
43:50It will burn a hole through your esophagus.
43:54And whatever is below your esophagus.
43:57And maybe the floor.
43:58Two pints of Guinness, please.
44:00Probably a safer bed.
44:02Are you the doctor from the Antibagos?
44:03Joseph and Daniel.
44:06Mm-hmm.
44:16Mm.
44:16You know, I kind of miss the flower crown.
44:22Oh, yeah?
44:22Mm-hmm.
44:23I kind of miss the big green veil thing you had going on.
44:27I can tell you it is not every girl's dream to have a cosmic trickster play dress-up dolls with her emotions and make her marry the wrong man.
44:37The last 48 hours have been...
44:39Roger, I know.
44:39Roger, I know.
44:44Me too.
44:47Now, let's go dance and never talk about this.
44:51Ever.
44:52You.
44:52You think of what I'm thinking?
45:04Mm-hmm.
45:05If we play our cards right.
45:06Well, we were just saying that an artist with such prodigious skills shouldn't be confined to a starbase.
45:12If you're offering me a job on a starship, my answer is yes.
45:17I just had a very interesting conversation with the Chancellor of Starfleet's public relations.
45:26She said, I am.
45:27They may commission a feature-length documentary of Starfleet.
45:30Well, the Chancellor likes me, so I'll put in a good word.
45:34You know, anything to annoy Erica.
45:38Shall we annoy Erica?
45:39To annoying Erica.
45:40To annoying Erica.
45:40That was a beautiful speech.
46:07Yes, I suppose so.
46:10Love comes in all forms, Mr. Spock.
46:14And you gave her yours.
46:19And I have no regrets.
46:23Still, it is a waste.
46:26What is?
46:27Well, you spent all this time knowing to dance, and now you're just sitting on it.
46:33I mean, after all, your shoulder placement has been measured precisely, has it not?
46:36If I'm not mistaken, I'm not supposed to measure them.
46:42I'm supposed to let them flow.
46:45Lieutenant, are you asking me to dance?
46:48Oh no, it's all you, it's all you.
46:55It's all you, it's all you.
46:55Do the world.
46:57You put the blood into my heart.
47:03You send my soul sky, high, and if love and stars.
47:07It's beautiful.
47:08You enter my brain.
47:09Yeah, yeah.
47:09Goes a bang, bang, bang.
47:11Tell me you're the same.
47:13It's something for you.
47:14It's something ain't right.
47:16My best friend told me what to do
47:18Even last time, you left me screaming
47:20In my head, I was dreaming
47:23But I should have been with you instead
47:25Wake me up before you go-go
47:28Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
47:31Wake me up before you go-go
47:34I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high
47:37Wake me up before you go-go
47:40Cause I'm not planning on going solo
47:43Wake me up before you go-go
47:46I'll take you dancing tonight
47:49I wanna hit that high
48:13I wanna do it now
48:19Noooo
48:20Noooo
48:22Noooo
48:24AHHHHH
48:26AHHHHH
48:27AHHHHH
48:28AHHHHH
48:30The End
49:00The End
49:30The End

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