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#It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
#It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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00:00I don't think this guy's gonna make it.
00:15Can you hear me, sir?
00:16Did you drop an OPA?
00:17I did.
00:18OPA's been accepted.
00:19His breathing's irregular and weak.
00:20Responsible to pain?
00:21No, not at all.
00:22Sir, can you hear me?
00:23His lips are super red.
00:24Purple cyanosis, super diaphoretic.
00:25He's sweating like a pig.
00:26What happened to this guy?
00:27We don't know this guy from Adam.
00:28We've never seen him before at all.
00:29He's a total outsider.
00:30I never saw him before in a bar at all.
00:33His goddamn heart just stopped for no reason.
00:36Not no reason.
00:37You gave him a hot pepper.
00:38They don't have to know that.
00:39Never mind that.
00:40It was totally an unrelated incident.
00:41Never mind that.
00:42Who was that guy anyway?
00:43Just like some random dude who walked in here off the streets.
00:46Well, we are an open bar.
00:48I thought he was like a jazz man.
00:50He had a ponytail.
00:51He had a piano key tie.
00:53So I pranked him with a ghost pepper.
00:55You'd think that a jazz man would be more accustomed to spices.
00:57Right?
00:58I think he'd be fine.
00:59Yeah.
01:00There you go, Frank.
01:01One splash burner.
01:02It's about time.
01:03Okay.
01:04Ooh.
01:05Somebody dying or something?
01:06Random jazz man.
01:08Really?
01:09Just wandered right in off the streets?
01:11No reason?
01:12We are an open working bar.
01:14Sorry.
01:15What's with the food delivery here?
01:16Oh, I'm doing a Postmates thing as a side gig.
01:19On a bike?
01:20Yeah.
01:21No, sorry.
01:22I mean, why are you ordering food from D, Frank?
01:25You don't like the burgers that I've been making in the apartment?
01:27What?
01:28I wanted a smash burger.
01:29You don't think I can make a burger and smash it?
01:31I'll smash a burger for you.
01:32What the hell, Frank?
01:33A 5% tip?
01:34Pedal faster.
01:35He's cold as shit.
01:37God damn it.
01:38Looks like they're taking him to the hospital.
01:40Good job, guys.
01:41Good luck.
01:42Yes.
01:43Great work, fellas.
01:44Thank you for your service.
01:45You're doing the shit out of me.
01:46Yeah, that's not good, man.
01:47Hey, did anybody else get, like, a crazy rush from that experience?
01:50I did.
01:51It's nice to have a little action around here, right?
01:54Yeah.
01:55The way those EMTs, like, fire in and they fire out with all the lights and the sirens,
01:58like, saving lives.
01:59That's awesome.
02:00You know, it's as close to playing God as you can get, you know?
02:02And the lifestyle, there's an appeal to it, for sure.
02:04The lifestyle.
02:05Yeah, the whole thing is a vibe, and I am here for it.
02:08Me too.
02:09It's sexy.
02:10Yeah, sexy.
02:11You know that they bang the doctors and the nurses, right?
02:12Of course they do.
02:13Of course they do.
02:14Are you kidding me?
02:15The lifestyle's spicier than one of Frank's ghost peppers.
02:17Matt, come here for a second.
02:19Go with me here, but I'm sensing an opportunity, and I'm going to float something by you that
02:25I think is a very reasonable proposition.
02:29Oh, shit, pal.
02:30Oh, shit, pal.
02:31Oh.
02:32Ah.
02:33Oh, shit, pal.
02:34Oh.
02:35Man.
02:36You're not cake, are you?
02:37Nah, this is just a joke between me and the guys.
02:40Uh.
02:41Uh.
02:42Something.
02:43But anyway, I came over here to say I'm sorry.
02:44Because, well, you know, actually it's not my fault.
02:45It's just a joke between me and the guys.
02:46Uh.
02:47Uh.
02:48Uh.
02:49Uh.
02:50Uh.
02:51Uh.
02:52Uh.
02:53Uh.
02:54Uh.
02:55Uh.
02:56Uh.
02:57Uh.
02:58Uh.
02:59Uh.
03:00You're not cake, are you?
03:01Nah, this is just a joke between me and the guys.
03:05Uh.
03:06Uh.
03:07Something.
03:08But anyway, I came over here to say I'm sorry.
03:10Because, well, you know, actually it's not my fault.
03:13Well, sure, I gave you a hot pepper and you had a heart attack.
03:16But, you know, I kind of attribute that to the, you know, the jazz man lifestyle.
03:20More than the pepper?
03:23Huh?
03:24Huh? Just checking about the cake thing.
03:28You never know with those guys.
03:31Well, well, well.
03:33The lawyer. What's with the get-up?
03:36It's not a get-up. It's an eyepatch from when I was attacked by a bird.
03:43Gruesome. I wish I'd have seen that.
03:45You did see it.
03:47I don't remember.
03:48You don't remember being present in a court of law while a wild animal pecked out someone's eye?
03:56Can you be more specific?
03:58Oh, I'll be more specific, Frank.
04:01I'm here looking for clients, and I just found one.
04:06You just admitted to causing this man grievous harm, and I am going to take you down.
04:12I'm innocent.
04:13You literally just admitted it.
04:14Who's lying?
04:15To a man in a coma?
04:16I thought he was cake.
04:18Okay. I'll see you in court, Frank.
04:22Shit!
04:25This is great, buddy. Frankly, I think we should have done it years ago.
04:28Agreed. This is the perfect complement to our fast-paced lifestyle.
04:32I think so, too.
04:32Plus, I really feel like we should know how to do CPR.
04:35Yes.
04:35You know?
04:35Yes.
04:36Hey, um...
04:37Pepper.
04:39And what do we have here?
04:40Well, the incident with the jazz man got me thinking about peppers, getting peppers back into my life.
04:45You know, peppers spice everything up, from tacos to talk shows.
04:49That's cute.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Yeah.
04:50Okay.
04:50I like where your head's at, but I think, really, it's maybe a matter of dosage.
04:55Like, we shouldn't eat a whole pepper.
04:57I mean, we saw what happened to the jazz man.
04:58I'm thinking maybe microdosing is the way to go.
05:01Microdose?
05:01Explain.
05:02Well, instead of taking 100% of the dose 10% of the time, we take 10% of the dose 100% of the time.
05:10That is scientifically more better.
05:11Want to try it?
05:12Yeah.
05:12All right.
05:13Just take a little milk.
05:13Just a little, a little macra.
05:14Huh?
05:18All right.
05:19And then we just need to repeat that dosage all day and all night.
05:22I'm getting a little heat.
05:23Yeah.
05:24But it's not too much heat.
05:25No, no.
05:25I definitely don't need more than that, though.
05:27You know what I mean?
05:27But I'm going to need more in, like, 15 minutes.
05:29Well, sure.
05:30Okay.
05:31Speaking of spicy.
05:32How's everyone doing?
05:33Things just got a little gallant there.
05:35Hello, class, and welcome.
05:37I want to congratulate you all for making a decision to pursue a career in this field.
05:42Oh.
05:46Are you two guys all right?
05:48Yeah.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Yeah, all good.
05:50All good.
05:50And may I compliment you on your uniform?
05:54The snugness really accentuates your physique, if that's okay to say.
05:59Uh, it's not, but let's continue, huh?
06:02If you don't mind, can we skip to the fun parts?
06:04You're not even letting me get started.
06:06Sorry.
06:07My, uh, my partner here, he's just excited to save lives.
06:10Okay.
06:11Well, I applaud you for your enthusiasm, but let's stay on track here, huh?
06:14Now.
06:17Yes.
06:17Um, when I just referred to the gentleman to my right as my partner, I meant in medicine,
06:23not in life.
06:24In life, I am very much single.
06:27That's great, but I want to start this class right now, okay?
06:30Oh, God, I tell you, man, I think I got the dosage off.
06:33I think I ate a little bit too much.
06:35Less is more.
06:36That's on me.
06:36The what?
06:37The hot peppers.
06:38Ah, why don't we cover the dosing, the pepper dosing in the class?
06:41I don't know what you're even talking about, but I tell you what, let's talk about CPR.
06:45Oh, I'd like to volunteer.
06:47No, I don't.
06:49You're already getting up.
06:50All right.
06:50I'm so sorry.
06:51It's so much spicier than I thought.
06:53Now, when we get to the chest compressions, should I take your shirt off or should you
06:56take mine off?
06:57No shirts come off.
06:58Actually, I'd love to take my shirt off.
07:00I'm getting pretty sweaty.
07:01Can we start with the dummies, please?
07:02Right here.
07:02Okay.
07:03And hands go like so, and we want to start with compressions to the song.
07:08Ha, ha, ha, ha, stay alive.
07:10Let me give it a shot.
07:11Mac, do you mind if I step in?
07:12You want to step in.
07:12Actually, I'd love to step in here and see the sleep.
07:14Sure.
07:15Yeah.
07:15How's this?
07:19That's a little too fast.
07:21You see, class, I'm increasing the rate of compressions to ensure maximum blood flow.
07:25Class, don't listen to him.
07:27It's so hot!
07:28Now, class, you'll notice I am still finding a rhythm.
07:30That is way too fast.
07:31Well, if somebody doesn't understand double time, you see, I'm pushing to a much spicier
07:35song.
07:36Is everyone familiar with the Gypsy King's Bumble Leo?
07:40Ah, an excellent choice.
07:41Very spicy.
07:42Speaking of spice, I brought plenty of pepper stripes.
07:45That damn lawyer is going to jam me the hell up.
07:56Yeah.
07:56All right, maybe I should slip him a ghost pepper.
07:59Yeah, well, that's a good idea.
08:00All right, uh, chili flakes, please.
08:03Wait, what?
08:03I need the chili flakes, please.
08:05See them?
08:05Yeah, I see them.
08:06Yes, chef?
08:07What?
08:07Say yes, chef!
08:08Why?
08:09Because the steaks are, uh, very high.
08:12You know, this is high-stakes stuff.
08:13Steaks are what?
08:14Cooking!
08:15It's life and death stuff, man.
08:16I need you to say yes, chef.
08:17You know what you should do?
08:18You should cook up an extra spicy meal.
08:21Really, really spicy.
08:22And I'll give it to the lawyer.
08:24I'll trick him into eating it.
08:25And then if he's not admitted to the hospital, it would prove that I'm innocent.
08:29Okay, what if he dies?
08:30Win-win either way, right?
08:31All right.
08:33Oh!
08:33Try that, baby!
08:34Good smash!
08:36Smash the game!
08:36Really?
08:37You know how to do that?
08:38Yeah, it's a brick-based medium.
08:39Yeah, that's my favorite part.
08:41What do you think?
08:41Same as the smash burger, right?
08:44It's great!
08:45Well, I added a little extra spice here.
08:46Oh, I can feel it!
08:47I've been micro-dosing them myself.
08:49Oh, here we go, Frank.
08:51Your smash burger.
08:52No, you're too late.
08:53Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
08:54That's because I got smashed by a Prius.
08:56Ooh, yeah!
08:56Whoops.
08:57Yeah, I need some shin guards, I think.
08:58Yeah, it looks bad.
08:59Yeah, it doesn't feel like this bad.
09:00Well, Charlie already made me one,
09:01so you get no tip.
09:02Charlie made you that?
09:03Oh, yeah, yeah.
09:04It's basically the same exact thing
09:05as that smash burger.
09:06It's really good.
09:07Big deal.
09:07Oh, hold on a second.
09:08What else can you make, Charlie?
09:09I didn't make anything.
09:10Are you kidding me?
09:10Okay, well, hold on.
09:11I'm getting an idea here.
09:13Yeah?
09:14Yeah, what if you help me
09:15spice up my job a little bit, right?
09:17And we make this sort of
09:18a ghost kitchen situation.
09:19We do it right here.
09:21I keep my work central,
09:22but I really get to crank out
09:23the orders a lot faster.
09:24Okay, I like it.
09:25I'll do this for you, Dee.
09:26I will, but you gotta promise me something.
09:28You gotta say, yes, chef.
09:29No, chef.
09:29On your left, chef.
09:30Corner, chef.
09:31These kind of things.
09:32It's gotta work that way, Dee.
09:33It's gotta work that way.
09:34How would I say any of those things?
09:36Because we're cooking food.
09:37Yep, just food.
09:39Good.
09:39Doesn't seem like that big of a deal.
09:42It's the most serious thing
09:43that is ever.
09:47Yes, chef.
09:48Yeah?
09:48Don't care.
09:48Isn't that great?
09:49Yep, great.
09:49Wait, wait, wait, Dee,
09:50before you go,
09:51you want to spice up your bike ride
09:52with a habanero?
09:56Coming through!
09:57Coming through!
09:58Out of your left, bitch!
10:00Ha!
10:01Hey!
10:03Oh!
10:03Go, go, go, go, go!
10:04Shit!
10:05Mover motor!
10:06God damn!
10:08Woo!
10:13Buddy, getting a refund on those glasses
10:15and spending it on a decommissioned ambulance
10:17was the way to go.
10:18The illegality of what we're doing
10:19is spicy enough to get me off.
10:21Yeah.
10:21And speaking of spice,
10:22I think we should up the dose.
10:24I think we should cool it on the peppers
10:25for a little bit.
10:26I mean, you know,
10:26you take too much of those things
10:27and you can go temporarily blind.
10:29Blind?
10:30That's crazy.
10:30No, you can't.
10:31Yes, you can.
10:32Zebra 3, Zebra 3,
10:33you anywhere near second in race.
10:35Got a woman with an injury on the sidewalk.
10:37Second in race?
10:38That's like a block away.
10:39Maybe we should answer it.
10:41Well, there is one issue.
10:43What?
10:43We are not EMTs.
10:45This is Zebra 3.
10:46We are 20 out.
10:47Go to closer unit.
10:49It's only a turn knee
10:50and a run to St. Mercy's.
10:51I'm sure she could wait.
10:53This is Flaming Pepper.
10:54New truck on the rotation.
10:54We're only about a block away.
10:55We're going to stop by.
10:57Roger that, Flaming Pepper.
10:59I'll let her know you're on the way.
11:00What are you doing?
11:01I don't know.
11:02I mean, look, dude,
11:03what could be spicier than answering a call?
11:05Plus, it's only a hospital run.
11:06No big deal.
11:06I am intrigued that it's a woman.
11:08Pop a pepper and let's go?
11:09You know what?
11:10Let's do it.
11:10But let's cool it on the peppers, all right?
11:12Let's be professional.
11:13We'll take some peppers afterwards.
11:15Professional.
11:16You got it.
11:25It's probably enough if the...
11:26it's doing it on.
11:27Yeah, yeah.
11:37Ma'am?
11:38How are we doing over here, ma'am?
11:39What seems to be the problem?
11:40This crazy woman jumped the curb on her bicycle
11:43yelling nonsense about hot peppers.
11:46I think I twisted my knee.
11:47It might be sprained.
11:48Ugh, it's terrible.
11:50Yeah.
11:52Uh, ma'am, would you excuse us for one quick second?
11:54Come talk to me over here.
11:57Did you pepper up?
11:57No.
11:59Yes, you did.
11:59No.
12:01Okay, I just had a little taste on it.
12:02Now you're not microdosing anymore.
12:04You slipped into macrodosing.
12:06Macrodosing?
12:06Yeah.
12:07That's cool, because it's my name.
12:08All right, damn it.
12:09You know what?
12:11Give me a little bit, because I feel like I'm dipping.
12:13Just a little too.
12:14Just a little too.
12:15I don't know if I'm there.
12:15I've got hurt, but I don't want something up.
12:18Oh, God, man, that is the stuff.
12:20But it's a mild heat, right?
12:22Holy shit.
12:22Yeah, it's good.
12:23All right.
12:24Okay.
12:24All right, let's save this bitch.
12:25Ma'am, I think what you've got there is a sprain.
12:28You're going to not want to put anything hot on it.
12:31Or cold.
12:32Nothing hot, nothing cold.
12:33Yeah, lukewarm, really.
12:34Ma'am, you're going to want to keep that knee lukewarm.
12:37You're going to want to take short, shallow breaths.
12:40Oh, you know what?
12:41I've got to check her for a concussion, because I feel like she's acting crazy.
12:44I didn't hit my head.
12:44Just lay back and...
12:46Oh, God!
12:47Oh, my eye is burning.
12:50Was there something on your thumb?
12:51That's probably unrelated.
12:52Uh, ma'am, you're becoming a bit hysterical.
12:54Why don't I do some chest compressions on you?
12:56You want to pop that sweater off?
12:56No, I need to rinse my eye.
12:58Well, the sweater needs to come off.
12:59Yeah, let's make her unconscious, because I feel like this is becoming a whole thing.
13:03What?
13:03Uh, okay, ma'am, we're going to get you to the hospital right now.
13:06Ah!
13:09Dude, this is incredible.
13:10I feel so alive.
13:13She definitely wants to bang me.
13:14Yeah.
13:15Don't you think?
13:15Yeah, I think so.
13:17Bambu-le-ya, bambu-le-ya.
13:20Let's go!
13:21Go!
13:21Go!
13:22Let's go!
13:22Go!
13:24Let's go!
13:25Let's go!
13:25Let's go!
13:26Let's go!
13:26Woo!
13:31Woo!
13:31Woo!
13:35I got it.
13:37Hey!
13:38Hey!
13:38How are you doing?
13:39How are you doing?
13:39You did it!
13:42Woo!
13:47Get down, bitch!
13:50Oh!
13:51Yeah!
13:52All right.
13:53These are the Chipotle burritos.
13:54Chipotle burritos.
13:55Yes, Chef.
13:56How's the spice pot?
13:58Spice pot is...
14:00Spicy, but needs more peppers.
14:02Peppers coming up.
14:03Here we go.
14:04I needed a yes, Chef there.
14:05Yes, Chef.
14:06Yes, Chef!
14:07Yes, Chef!
14:11Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
14:13Let's go.
14:14Go, go, go, go, go!
14:20I don't know.
14:21I don't know if he's going to make it.
14:23He looks like he's going to die.
14:24He's going in and out, isn't he?
14:25Shall we pepper?
14:26You want some pepper, sir?
14:27God damn it!
14:28I need hands!
14:29I need hands!
14:30Let's go.
14:31Go, go, go, go, go!
14:32Put the pepper down, go!
14:33Come on!
14:34Hey!
14:35Ah!
14:36Left front!
14:37Left front!
14:38Left front!
14:42Sir, are you okay?
14:44I think we've got to do compressions.
14:45Compressions, go!
14:50Go!
14:51Fire!
14:53Come on, pick it up for your pop!
14:56What the fuck?
14:59There's something!
15:01There's something!
15:02What the fuck?
15:03We did it, Charlie.
15:04This jelly is maxed out.
15:07I mean, I've got to go.
15:09Oh, I, What?
15:10No!
15:11You can't go!
15:12Come on, get an order!
15:13We did it, Charlie.
15:14This jelly is maxed out.
15:15I mean, I've got to go.
15:17What?
15:18No, I, you can't go.
15:19Come on, I gotta order!
15:20No way, I gotta go trick the lawyer.
15:22Come on, I need my expediter.
15:24Want to be an arrow by myself?
15:26Come on, Frank, I need you, buddy.
15:28Oh, there he is.
15:30What do you got for us, buddy?
15:32Oh, anything for my first responder.
15:34My guy, my guy, my guy.
15:36All right.
15:42Getting high on your old supply over there?
15:44You mind? Yeah, well, I'm in the weeds, boys.
15:46You know, I need it just to get by.
15:48Okay, you said so. How's it going for you, fellas?
15:50How's it going? I don't love the blood.
15:52A lot of blood in my line of work, too.
15:54Well, there shouldn't be.
15:56Yeah, but you get the banger, I got Frank once or twice.
15:58There really shouldn't be. It's life and death stuff.
16:00Not really, though.
16:02For the animals, I guess.
16:04I just feel like I could use a little more action.
16:06You know what I mean? You want more spice?
16:08I want more spice. Yeah.
16:10Okay, I'm done. Pepper me.
16:12Oh, bingo! Dang, what happened to you?
16:14Oh, a bite got smashed by a cross town bus.
16:16Yeah, smashing ups everywhere.
16:18Interesting.
16:19Hey, this might be the peppers talk in here, but go with me.
16:23I'm sensing an opportunity to smash all of these ideas together.
16:27Oh, and really spice up our lives.
16:30Now, I'm going to float out something that I believe to be a very reasonable proposition.
16:35What is that?
16:39Okay, I got two smash burgers and a side of curly fries.
16:43Are you left?
16:44Uh, yeah, thank you.
16:45Thank you what?
16:46Thank you, Chef!
16:47Thank you what?
16:48Thank you what?
16:49Thank you, Chef!
16:50Order!
16:52This is the spice I was looking for, baby!
16:58Oh, well, well, well.
17:03Hmm.
17:04New office, huh?
17:05Popcorn ceiling right next to the highway.
17:08This place is trash.
17:09Mr. Reynolds.
17:11Always a pleasure.
17:13I want to talk about a settlement.
17:15I bet you do.
17:16Because if I were your attorney, I would be begging for the same thing.
17:21But unfortunately for you...
17:24Whew!
17:25I am not...
17:26My depth perception is terrible.
17:28Why?
17:30Because of the goddamn eye.
17:32What happened to your eye?
17:33Are you serious?
17:34Let's talk about this late, gentlemen.
17:36I brought you some chili.
17:38Okay.
17:39I'm not eating that.
17:40I'm sure it's poison.
17:41Besides, I ordered for myself.
17:43My food's better.
17:44And there's nothing the matter with that chili.
17:46That is tasty chili.
17:47I promise.
17:48Hey!
17:49Lawyer!
17:50D.
17:51He post made it.
17:52I'm delivering.
17:53Okay.
17:54I don't want any food delivered by any of you.
17:56Oh, guess what, Bozo?
17:57I don't care whether you eat it or not, but if you don't tip me, I'm taking out the other eye.
18:01Eat mine.
18:02No!
18:03I'll eat some first.
18:05Here.
18:06I got my own spoon.
18:07All right.
18:08This is bullshit.
18:09If you're not going to tip me, then I'm eating your lunch.
18:10Well, be my guest.
18:11I don't care.
18:12Mr. What do you think about this?
18:13Mmm.
18:14Mmm.
18:15This is delicious.
18:16A little hot.
18:17A little hot.
18:18A little hot.
18:19I'm not going to touch it so much as it's the tiniest bit spicy.
18:22I'm really enjoying this a lot.
18:25Oh, no.
18:26Oh, no.
18:27Oh, no.
18:28Oh, no.
18:29I got to take a knee.
18:30Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:32Ah!
18:33Steve, how did you make a burger so spicy?
18:36No.
18:37I let you out.
18:38You got a burger.
18:39Who do you got a burger?
18:40Um!
18:41I'll share that with you.
18:42Call 9-1-1!
18:46We got a possible code W59 in progress at Snyder and Pattinson.
18:49Pepper, Pepper.
18:50That's, like, right here.
18:51Pepper, Pepper, Pepper.
18:52Yeah.
18:53Absolutely.
18:54Yeah.
18:55W59.
18:56What is that?
18:57Snakebite? That's kind of exciting.
18:59Well, that's very interesting to me.
19:01I've always wanted to suck out snake venom.
19:02You know this.
19:05Blame Pepper taking a call.
19:06Yes, take it. Come on, baby. Here, take it a call.
19:08Oh, God damn it.
19:11Come on.
19:12What is it? What's going on here?
19:13You guys aren't snakebite, are you?
19:14They thought that was the only way we could get you guys to come up here.
19:18We said it was a snakebite.
19:19I was right.
19:19Guys, this is wonderful.
19:21I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on here,
19:24but I guarantee you it's going to help me in my suit.
19:26I love watching all of you fail.
19:30Cheers.
19:32I got you.
19:37What's in that?
19:38That is 100% juiced Carolina Reaper tea.
19:43I got him.
19:45You got him, Reaper tea.
19:48Somebody, what's happening to me?
19:52Are you all right?
19:54We're getting close, guys. Almost there.
19:56Just hang on.
19:57Are we looking back there?
19:59He's going to die.
20:00Bubble ale, bubble ale, bubble ale, bubble ale, bubble ale.
20:02Steve, get those fries out of the front.
20:03Stop.
20:04This hurts so bad.
20:05You're overspicing the food, Jeff.
20:06What are they doing?
20:08Enough with the order.
20:09No, no.
20:09Just one more drop, Frank.
20:11He's going to die.
20:12He's going to die.
20:12He's going to die.
20:13He's going to die.
20:13He's going to die.
20:14He's going to die.
20:14He's going to die.
20:15He's going to die.
20:15I got it, Birds.
20:20I'm...
20:20Got it, Birds.
20:22God damn it, Dennis.
20:23You have the Elk Corner.
20:25I can't see.
20:27What?
20:28God damn it.
20:28I think I overdosed on the purpose.
20:29I told you this.
20:30What happened, Mac?
20:31I can't see.
20:35God damn it.
20:36God damn it.
20:37All right, all right, all right.
21:01I've heard enough.
21:02Joy riding through the city, serving food without a permit in an unlicensed
21:07ambulance, all while impersonating medical professionals.
21:11For what?
21:12Your own twisted amusement?
21:14What have you got to say for yourself?
21:17I swear there were other people there.
21:20I was strapped into a gurney.
21:24I passed out.
21:25They must have put me in EMT uniform and fled the scene.
21:3330 days Philly correctional.
21:35Next case.
21:37Bambaleiro, bambaleiro, bambaleiro, porque mi vida yo la aprendà a vivir asÃ.
21:45Bambaleiro, bambaleiro, porque mi vida yo la aprendà a vivir asÃ.
21:51Bambaleiro, bambaleiro, bambaleiro, bambaleiro, porque mi vida yo la aprendà a vivir asÃ.
22:03Bambaleiro, bambaleiro, cause mi vida yo la aprendà a vivir asÃ.
22:05That was the son of a summer home with me, this is, you know what?
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