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00:00:00To Tress.
00:00:05Glory to Tress, Imperasaurus.
00:00:08And you see that the soldiers turn and say,
00:00:11we are honored to show you the legacy of our empire.
00:00:16And here in the rotting fabric and moldering filth of this encampment,
00:00:21you see that the raptors march you over to a larger tent,
00:00:25where Tromarchus says, but the riches of the Sol II are here,
00:00:30of course, to be shared in the glory of our civilization.
00:00:33Can I offer you something to drink, some wine, perhaps?
00:00:37We're really, we drank a lot on the booth.
00:00:41Fascinated by the kind of wine.
00:00:43Is it from your stores or do you make it?
00:00:45Monty.
00:00:46We, of course, we make the wine ourselves.
00:00:48I would absolutely love to try it.
00:00:50Off to the side, there is clearly a sort of like,
00:00:53it looks like they have barrels stacked up.
00:00:56And you see that there's bands.
00:00:58And you can see nearby grapes.
00:01:00And there's a press where they have like,
00:01:02stuff like this that's been taken.
00:01:04It's fucking mushroom wine.
00:01:05It's mushroom wine.
00:01:06I know, I know.
00:01:07And you see that Tromarchus sort of smiles.
00:01:10And there's like a stump.
00:01:12And he actually manages to kind of sit on the stump.
00:01:14Two raptors come over and each bite a lip
00:01:17of sort of the sort of sideburns of his helmet
00:01:20and gingerly pull it off his head
00:01:22and place it next to him so that he doesn't,
00:01:24is not wearing his helmet inside.
00:01:26And you see he says,
00:01:27have you heard any stories of the Legio Rex
00:01:30in your time in Zoot?
00:01:32Yes, someone from the eyeless hand
00:01:35was telling us about you.
00:01:39That's...
00:01:40I'm learning from my friend over here.
00:01:41You see, he looks over at you and says,
00:01:43that's the name of your buscruz.
00:01:45Can I see...
00:01:46Can I see...
00:01:50Nat 20.
00:01:52Jesus Christ.
00:01:53On a nat 20,
00:01:54this guy's got no idea what the fuck the eyeless hands was.
00:01:59Not a fucking clue.
00:02:00Yeah, that was the name of the buscruz.
00:02:02That's the name of the buscruz.
00:02:03Because you don't have eyes anymore,
00:02:05you only have hands.
00:02:06Yes.
00:02:07Yeah.
00:02:08Oh, that makes sense.
00:02:11There are...
00:02:13Hang loose.
00:02:14Maxwell's just stretching.
00:02:18As he looks over, you see he says,
00:02:20some...
00:02:21in vino veritas, some wine for our friends.
00:02:24You look and see two raptors go over to this impressive wine.
00:02:27One of them gets his teeth on it and turns the tap,
00:02:30and wine starts to spill out.
00:02:32And Monty, you smell it.
00:02:34The vintage smells great.
00:02:35The grapes here have to be excellent.
00:02:37And here's where the problem really starts.
00:02:39These two raptors get their...
00:02:43And you see that one of them goes over,
00:02:44the wine is gushing out as one goes,
00:02:46get the bottle with the big mouth,
00:02:48the big mouth bottle.
00:02:50And you see that these two raptors have their heads in the way
00:02:53as they're trying to fill up this jug with wine.
00:02:55Would you allow us to...
00:02:58I'm a pub owner myself,
00:03:01and I'm very used to pouring drinks.
00:03:03If you'd allow me to assist...
00:03:05You would do that for us.
00:03:07If it's not rude in your culture for me to do that, I would...
00:03:10See, all the velociraptors start licking their lips and go,
00:03:13please, we have mugs, cups, flagons, tankards,
00:03:18so many different beverage containers.
00:03:20So in all the hundreds of years you've been here,
00:03:21you've not redesigned...
00:03:23No, I'm not happy now.
00:03:26I'm just curious.
00:03:27You guys seem like really exceptional folk,
00:03:30and I just was...
00:03:33I would assume that you...
00:03:35And maybe I'm not from Zood.
00:03:38I would just sort of assume that maybe...
00:03:40Do you have anybody working for you that has hands?
00:03:43It is a constant consideration because, you know,
00:03:50there is much we can do to help each other.
00:03:52The glory and power of the Legio Rex,
00:03:56the inheritor of the torch of Thress,
00:03:59the light of civilization, we can bring to you.
00:04:03And in exchange, you guys can use your thumbs to help us.
00:04:09Yeah, sure.
00:04:12What's going on with all the glowing crystals?
00:04:15Are you guys at the...
00:04:16Have you seen lightning hit the crystals?
00:04:18No, we have not seen lightning.
00:04:20These crystals, you speak of the crystals in the forest floor.
00:04:23The monoliths.
00:04:24Oh, the monoliths.
00:04:26Well, there is something of a prophecy that we have discovered.
00:04:33Ah.
00:04:34Hmm.
00:04:35Nearby in this alto there is a temple known as Ramanso.
00:04:39It is possible that you're...
00:04:41You said Comfrey MacLeod.
00:04:43There are some signs that explorers have found this place before us.
00:04:49Oh.
00:04:50We would be more than happy to assist you,
00:04:55perhaps in finding clues to this Comfrey MacLeod,
00:04:58in exchange for some help of yours.
00:05:03Just things with thumbs, plucking eyebrows and whatnot.
00:05:07Oh, yeah.
00:05:08Do you want us to pluck off?
00:05:09We could eye-buckle that shield on your back.
00:05:11Actually really satisfying to pluck somebody else's.
00:05:13Yeah.
00:05:14Bert lets me pluck his nose hairs and that's really nice.
00:05:16Splendid.
00:05:18Well, then to a glorious comradery and friendship.
00:05:26I have heard actually a rumour.
00:05:28Yeah?
00:05:29That in this jungle, there are things that make people switch bodies.
00:05:35You aren't trying to do that to us to get our thumbs, are you?
00:05:40Because I would love to help you,
00:05:42but it doesn't feel like a fair partnership unless you tell us that.
00:05:46You know of the Magna Mensa.
00:05:50We know because we see a jungle cat hanging from a tree.
00:05:54We see a snake walking on its own coils.
00:05:57A baboon tried to bamboozle us.
00:06:00The truth is the original Myconomist Magna Mensa that created the Legio Rex was destroyed.
00:06:09We have been searching for the Magna Mensa ever since and time is running out.
00:06:15Time to ensure the glory of the Legio Rex and the Empire of Tress.
00:06:22So you need it for your Imperator because he's dying.
00:06:26We need it at once.
00:06:29And once the Imperator is young, the project can commence anew.
00:06:33The Legio Rex can spread and civilize the wilderness of this Zoot, as you say.
00:06:41Can I do an insight check of his line?
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:44About 14.
00:06:46He appears to be telling the truth.
00:06:48So you're saying that there's a temple near here, the Ramansu Temple.
00:06:55Mm-hmm.
00:06:56Would some people call it a station?
00:06:59Station? No, I do not think so.
00:07:02Okay.
00:07:03The Temple of Ramansu was dedicated, we believe, to God of Light.
00:07:12Deep within the temple there is a power.
00:07:16The power to do what the Magna Mensa can do, perhaps nowhere else.
00:07:22Mm, like Frankenstein.
00:07:24I see.
00:07:25And you guys didn't build this then? This is from way before?
00:07:28We discovered this.
00:07:30Got it.
00:07:31It was here before the Legio Rex arrived.
00:07:34The power of Ramansu is not given freely.
00:07:37All must pay the price.
00:07:39When the moon is full, the bill comes due for all who wield the light.
00:07:42Great sacrifice is required.
00:07:45Right.
00:07:46To pay the price of Ramansu's power.
00:07:48You think that's what it is, the bill?
00:07:50The bill?
00:07:51It's not like a bird.
00:07:52The bill comes due?
00:07:55I don't know, it seems to break the thematics of the prophecy.
00:07:59I, no, I agree, but sometimes these things are tricky, I don't know.
00:08:02Is this the...
00:08:03I mean, this last place didn't even have money, so they didn't even have bills.
00:08:06Mm.
00:08:07Or bills like, like paper currency.
00:08:09Right.
00:08:11Well, interesting.
00:08:14It just seems like I'm having such a hard time picturing, maybe you could show it to us.
00:08:19Yeah.
00:08:20She says, of course, time is of the essence.
00:08:23Maybe.
00:08:24The moon is full tonight.
00:08:25What were you going to do before you ran into us?
00:08:27Did you have a feeling?
00:08:29Because this prophecy you just shared with us has a full moon in it, and you seem to be setting up for something.
00:08:36What was this little one under here?
00:08:39Can I go to reach and look under the...
00:08:41You see that they are actually opening those logs.
00:08:43Have you poured drinks, by the way?
00:08:45Yes, I have poured them, but I'm making sure as I pass them out that I'm like...
00:08:50Yeah.
00:08:51I'm not gonna do it.
00:08:52Slide a hand over the shoulder, kind of.
00:08:54All of them look at you pouring the wine, licking their lips, and there's a moment of reverence.
00:09:00And you see that as they all look at the poured wine, they all look to you and look back.
00:09:07The glory of the Legio Rex!
00:09:09Wine for all!
00:09:10And they get their fangs on it and tip the glasses back and guzzle it down.
00:09:15And you see that they look...
00:09:16Yes!
00:09:17Have some fun!
00:09:18And you see that Dramarcus laughs and says, ha ha ha!
00:09:21My brothers!
00:09:23You see, this is the power.
00:09:26These travelers have recognized the might of the Legio Rex.
00:09:31There is nothing that can stop us now.
00:09:33And nipping at the heels, a baby Tyrannosaurus Rex, about medium size, comes up out of these steps with these logs going in.
00:09:43As you see these raptors surround it, and the Imperasaurus...
00:09:50And you see that Dramarcus says, no, no, Imperasaurus, no!
00:09:57This is not food, this is your new body.
00:10:02Sorry, the Imperasaurus, he is wise.
00:10:05His mind is ever on problems of the distant future.
00:10:08Just like Pappy.
00:10:10You see, he looks around and says, so, we will help you find this Comfrey MacLeod.
00:10:18We will take you to Ramansu, and you will help us as well.
00:10:23We will show you where we were headed tonight with no hope of victory.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:30Okay, are you taking us to the Ramansu temple, or the real Ramansu temple?
00:10:36What do you mean?
00:10:38Just...
00:10:39She's talking about, like, the one thing that you're talking about.
00:10:45Well, there's the obelisks, and then there's the temple. I think we're going to the temple.
00:10:49Exactly.
00:10:50That's exactly what I meant.
00:10:51You're going to the temple.
00:10:52That's exactly what I meant.
00:10:53Because we're saying the same thing, right?
00:10:55Yeah, totally.
00:10:56Can we do another round?
00:10:57It was so delightful to have a drink with you.
00:10:59Oh, good idea.
00:11:00Oh, good idea.
00:11:01Booze, cruise, booze, cruise.
00:11:03Can I help you?
00:11:04And be like, I just love...
00:11:06I love to...
00:11:07I love to party, and I love to...
00:11:08I pour the wine down the front of the mech suit.
00:11:10Thank you for that.
00:11:1119 minus one becomes an 18.
00:11:13You see, he looks around and says, another round of drinks for the Legio Rex.
00:11:18To the Legio Rex.
00:11:19We will not have to sacrifice so many lives tonight.
00:11:23Or as much wine on the ground.
00:11:25And you see, these guys do another couple.
00:11:27These are looking like some sauced velociraptists.
00:11:30We are so excited for the Empire to be alive more.
00:11:34So you'll never see the crystals do anything crazy?
00:11:37One time I saw a crystal light up on the inside like a marble.
00:11:41Okay.
00:11:42You got marbles that light up?
00:11:44Oh, yeah.
00:11:45We stole them from a guy I ate.
00:11:47No.
00:11:48What?
00:11:49No way.
00:11:50Pedal it back.
00:11:51Pedal what?
00:11:52Pedal all your head back.
00:11:53I can't, my legs don't work like that.
00:11:55No.
00:11:56I can't do backwards pedal.
00:11:58We ate a guy and stole his velocipede.
00:12:00It's okay.
00:12:01I can't ride.
00:12:02I didn't eat anybody.
00:12:03You all are gonna survive.
00:12:04You're a velociraptor, but you couldn't ride a velocipede.
00:12:07That's the tragedy right there.
00:12:08Another round of drinks to grieve.
00:12:13You guys.
00:12:14Give me a persuasion.
00:12:15Pull on out for the velocipede.
00:12:17Thirteen minus one is twelve.
00:12:18Thirteen is twelve.
00:12:19You see a couple of them do some more shots.
00:12:20I think the DC gets lower as they get drunker though for drinking more.
00:12:24You see there's about thirty percent of them that are under the poison condition.
00:12:29Can I sidebar with some of you guys?
00:12:32Yeah.
00:12:33You guys.
00:12:34The most recent message that we got from Comfrey is that there's a decoy Romansu and there's a true one.
00:12:41I think they maybe don't know the extent of what's going on here.
00:12:45We might be able to lose them and try to go in deeper and find something real here.
00:12:50I'm feeling like Romansu is the decoy, is my guess.
00:12:54She said the true temple of Romansu.
00:12:57I believe they have found the true temple.
00:12:59She says that she's at Romansu Station.
00:13:02Am I correct?
00:13:03Right.
00:13:04But there's also the ectic research station.
00:13:06Yeah.
00:13:07So the Legio Rex, they saddle up.
00:13:09They have their gear.
00:13:10All of them are fucking sauced and happy.
00:13:12They found people with thumbs.
00:13:13They're ready to go.
00:13:14Do you want me to like open a bag of chips?
00:13:16Hmm?
00:13:17Open a bag of chips.
00:13:18Just plain white bread.
00:13:19I don't like the taste of chips.
00:13:20You know something?
00:13:22We are doing very good on our mission to get thumbs back.
00:13:26But we find this scientist who explain it is going to take like a thousand generations.
00:13:34That is such a bummer.
00:13:36Yeah.
00:13:37Who is the scientist?
00:13:38I don't know.
00:13:39We hate him.
00:13:40No, he's fine.
00:13:41Oh, we're gone.
00:13:42What's his vibe?
00:13:43Hmm?
00:13:44What's his vibe?
00:13:45Hmm?
00:13:46What's his vibe?
00:13:47What did he taste like?
00:13:48He was like sassy.
00:13:49Like we say, how long for us to get thumbs?
00:13:52We try so hard.
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:55Everybody have sex with the guy who is the closest to thumbs.
00:13:59What?
00:14:00Isn't that going to make thumbs soon?
00:14:01Like grandkids have thumbs.
00:14:02Oh wow.
00:14:03Dinosaur eugenics.
00:14:04And he like, that's what he said.
00:14:07And then you ate him.
00:14:08He said, that's problematic.
00:14:09And I said, you think that's problematic?
00:14:11And then we hate him.
00:14:12Wow.
00:14:13Is he fine though?
00:14:14Huh?
00:14:15Is he alright?
00:14:16I mean, what I said?
00:14:17I don't know.
00:14:18Marble.
00:14:19Light up marble.
00:14:20I thought he had a light up a marble and the crystals in the grass do that.
00:14:23Oh, where was he coming from?
00:14:26Hmm?
00:14:27Where did he come from?
00:14:28The scientist.
00:14:29The scientist?
00:14:30With the light up marble.
00:14:31He came from crystal place.
00:14:34Zoomies.
00:14:35Zoomies.
00:14:36Zoomies.
00:14:37It really wasn't Oda or?
00:14:38Zoom, Zoom.
00:14:39Oh, Zumuna.
00:14:40Zumara.
00:14:41Zumara, yes.
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:44How much do you guys say you work out?
00:14:48Or are you, is how much ten?
00:14:50Couple times a day.
00:14:51Six times.
00:14:52You know, we should do a pushup contest.
00:14:54I can't!
00:14:56I'm feeling a little sinewy right now.
00:14:59Maybe not.
00:15:00I'm just.
00:15:01Nah, nah.
00:15:02So maybe if someone could just carry me on their back, it would sort of tenderize me for no reason in general.
00:15:09Hop on my back.
00:15:10Okay.
00:15:11Because if you do, you see, even though we have lost some of the facilities that we had when we were a human, the power of these bodies in combat, we have no equal.
00:15:23Wow.
00:15:24A thousand generations later.
00:15:26From now, when we got a thumbs back, everybody gonna have to look out.
00:15:31I believe you, man.
00:15:32I believe you.
00:15:33Absolutely.
00:15:34That's gonna be crazy.
00:15:35Dude, the Imperator.
00:15:36In Mediorex.
00:15:37That's what you said.
00:15:38You're funny.
00:15:41And you poured wine for everyone.
00:15:43It's so good.
00:15:44Oh, thank you.
00:15:45I poured him another glass of wine.
00:15:46All right.
00:15:47You see the Imperasaurus is like listening.
00:15:49You see they sort of nip at this baby T-Rex that is just a T-Rex and is looking like.
00:15:55And you see that it's calling out and it does a maternal kind of call.
00:16:00It's calling for some parent or something like that.
00:16:03This is breaking my heart.
00:16:04Monty's just sat quiet, staring at the baby T-Rex while this whole broken conversation has happened.
00:16:12Give me an animal handling check.
00:16:17That is a 12.
00:16:1812.
00:16:19As you look at the creature, you see it is scared, frightened, doesn't make eye contact with you, and is basically just looking for any means.
00:16:25You don't even think it's looking to escape.
00:16:27It can't run fast enough.
00:16:28It just is trying to avoid getting bitten.
00:16:31And you move from here.
00:16:33Dramarcus, they're leading the Imperasaurus.
00:16:36And they move towards the wall of trees.
00:16:39Moving towards the tree wall and opening in the roots, you see an ancient door with those glyphs from that prophecy.
00:16:48Romanzu.
00:16:49As you walk through, you look and see whatever is allowing you to understand what the Legio Rex is saying as language.
00:16:58You realize it doesn't work on written language.
00:17:00So you're looking up and you can only read it to Romanzu because you deciphered it.
00:17:03Got it.
00:17:04So you get an understanding that the Legio Rex might not be able to read this stuff.
00:17:07Cool.
00:17:08You move through, and as you do, you go into the base of this temple.
00:17:15You start to move through it.
00:17:17There's enormous stones inside, deep red stone, rich.
00:17:22You see that the carvings are exclusively in language, usually short, brief phrases over doorways.
00:17:30You see Dramarcus says, these hallways, we believe, were named after various gods and deities marking these extremely dangerous passages.
00:17:40Can we translate them?
00:17:42You translate one right away.
00:17:44It says exit.
00:17:45Great.
00:17:46And it's the one on the door right behind you.
00:17:48Got it.
00:17:49Okay, okay.
00:17:50I actually don't have any Xs, so it just says E something IT and that gives me the letter X.
00:17:56You get the letter X?
00:17:57Got it.
00:17:58Moving through this space, you arrive at this area where you see a much larger hallway lined with quartz everywhere.
00:18:10These big circles of quartz.
00:18:13And as you get there, they are lighting up in pattern.
00:18:20And as they light up in pattern, they create these little fields of light between them.
00:18:27And it is a long hallway going towards an entrance somewhere else.
00:18:33The floor, the stone floor.
00:18:35First of all, you see it is a sluice that water is running underneath.
00:18:40This is almost like, very weird to think of this as a hallway.
00:18:46This doesn't feel like a hallway.
00:18:48It feels like a giant, clearly it can fit multiple people moving through it.
00:18:52But you see it moves through and boom, these things light up, headed towards something at the far end that looks like roots or moss.
00:18:59Looks like it might be another place where the trees have broken through this ancient structure.
00:19:04This great overrunning water that is the floor and these crystals along the wall that appear to be like off-putting energy.
00:19:11Boom, boom, boom.
00:19:13The first, like, 80 feet of it, littered with raptor bones, charred helmets, and scorched shields.
00:19:25Does it feel like they're leading the way or they've kind of hung back and think that we're going to be the first people to walk through here?
00:19:32Looking to the right, you see that there is a small, like, stone area right by the gate that has a shifting sign in it.
00:19:46So, in the text of sort of this remansu of this, like, Ilangan Empire, you see text that you can decipher, Vayne, as risk level.
00:19:58Got it.
00:19:59And you see that as the sort of pacings of these, like, these off-putting energies, this little thing, and anyone that wants to can go ahead and make, like, a craft or a tools check here as this, like, risk level is going up and down.
00:20:1430, 30, 30.
00:20:17Dirty, 30.
00:20:18Dirty, 30.
00:20:19Not Matt.
00:20:20Dirty.
00:20:21Not Matt.
00:20:22Not Matt.
00:20:23Not Matt, 30.
00:20:24Not this time.
00:20:25You see this risk calculator, and you see it's going, and in the text of remansu, this appears to be measuring something.
00:20:33So, it says, like, risk index, and it's going between three, which is low, medium, and high.
00:20:41Boom, boom, boom.
00:20:43And it's like a roll, it's almost like a slot machine, where, like, there's, like, a cylinder of stone that's indicating the level of risk in this hole.
00:20:49Do I see what it is getting the levels from?
00:20:52I want to see if there's something I can cast Identify on, which basically, like, see how to use it.
00:20:58If there's some kind of, you know, button that will cool down the risk.
00:21:02You, on an Identify spell, and with your night goggles on, cast it, and see invisible ink writing under the stone in the handwriting of Comfrey McCloud.
00:21:14What does it say?
00:21:18Windriders, you know when we go.
00:21:23And you see that Dramarcus says, if you could possibly use your thumbs to disable this device, or leave it permanently on a low setting, we believe that there may be a way to keep it fixed somehow.
00:21:36This, uh, we've deciphered the text here.
00:21:39We know that it goes between low, medium, and high.
00:21:42And you can see that as it switches from high, high is like so many of the crystals are off putting energy when it's high risk.
00:21:52And then there's so few of them doing well.
00:21:54Dramarcus says, we obviously have attempted at the lowest possible risk, but have not been able to make it all the way through.
00:22:01We believe there is possibly a way, part way through, to arrive and disable the device part way down.
00:22:09There are cracks in the stone or other ways where those that are mechanically minded and have opposing digits may be able to break this down and allow entrance to the heart of the Temple of Romans.
00:22:21Yeah, I think we can do it.
00:22:23Those Windriders, you know when we go.
00:22:26I mean, we fly high in the sky.
00:22:28Is she telling us we should go when it says high?
00:22:30Maybe she's saying we're a high risk kind of people.
00:22:33We go when it's high risks.
00:22:35Give me a history check with advantage.
00:22:4113.
00:22:4213.
00:22:43Alethra, you're sitting here in your mech.
00:22:44The raptors are looking cagey because they're so close to a breakthrough here.
00:22:48They've gathered around and they are, they sort of pushed the baby T-Rex up towards the front.
00:22:55And you see that it sort of hides in the lee of your mech when it's standing still.
00:22:58Your mech just seems like kind of a structure to kind of gain some cover behind.
00:23:02On a 13 history, you're remembering something.
00:23:05You see your grandmother's handwriting.
00:23:08Windriders, you know when we go.
00:23:12Are you a Windrider?
00:23:14Look through your papers.
00:23:18See if you find anything there.
00:23:20Oh my gosh.
00:23:26Oh.
00:23:29On high we go.
00:23:31To break the binding bond.
00:23:33Spur outward.
00:23:34Pass beyond.
00:23:35Yeah.
00:23:36And it's gotta, yes, it doesn't.
00:23:38On high we go.
00:23:39Cloudward ho.
00:23:40And you hear that.
00:23:41You hear, you remember being young, your grandmother holding you and saying, on high we go.
00:23:45Cloudward ho.
00:23:46Um, Jermarcus says, so, when it returns to low, and you see it bumps from medium to high.
00:23:52When it returns to low, you will surge forward and make it to the middle part of the station.
00:23:57You're mechanically minded and very dexterous and you will create, um, this, uh...
00:24:01As soon as it goes high, I cast Expeditious Retreat and I start running.
00:24:07Uh, I'm gonna grab the baby T-Rex and start running.
00:24:10Hell yes!
00:24:14Okay, of all of you...
00:24:16And I yell back, we came here to die!
00:24:21You guys charge into this crystalline hallway that you...
00:24:25Marius, go ahead and give me another tools check as you're running over this sluice.
00:24:30Not one.
00:24:32Uh, it's so bad!
00:24:33I just...
00:24:34I think I'm too ex-dicious!
00:24:36Um, you're running, you're filled with light.
00:24:38The heat is pouring off of you.
00:24:40You can see that as these crystals go off, the heat, like, diffuses into the water and makes it boiling hot as boiling water takes and, like, ferries the heat out from here.
00:24:51Moving as fast as you can.
00:24:54It is so fucking deadly, you can feel heat blasting.
00:24:57As you move, you're running through, and even though more of it's lit, you are making it through unharmed.
00:25:06There is a natural pattern and rhythm.
00:25:09And you see suddenly that some of the water boils up enough that there's a momentary burst of steam and you have to stop for a moment.
00:25:16And you stop, and the rhythm continues, and another pause in the rhythm opens up.
00:25:21Boom, boom!
00:25:22Behind you, you hear,
00:25:23After them!
00:25:25Two of the velociraptors are incinerated, and you see they go,
00:25:28Wait! Wait!
00:25:29You see, they look up and they go,
00:25:30Oh boy!
00:25:31Find a way in!
00:25:32Find a way in!
00:25:33Crawl through the vines, the roots!
00:25:35Do whatever you can!
00:25:36The Imperosaurus!
00:25:37And you see, you just hear screaming.
00:25:39As the rockets are charging, the Imperosaurus goes,
00:25:44Cry!
00:25:48Die for me!
00:25:51And Dramarcus turns and says,
00:25:54In a line, everyone charge at once!
00:25:57Jesus!
00:25:58And you see that they begin to just pour down.
00:26:03And you see that soldiers just begin to like cling to the walls and just fucking,
00:26:08They are going to brute force their way through losing as many as they have to.
00:26:11No!
00:26:12How many raptors is it like?
00:26:14There are about 800 raptors.
00:26:17Whoa, okay.
00:26:18Running so fast.
00:26:19I thought they were getting a head start to do it off of you!
00:26:22I shoot one bullet.
00:26:25It's not worth it, Pappy!
00:26:26It's not worth it!
00:26:27It's not worth it!
00:26:28Yeah!
00:26:29799!
00:26:30Easy girl!
00:26:31Easy girl!
00:26:32Three!
00:26:33You have the Velociraptor.
00:26:34I have Pappy on my back so he can shoot behind it.
00:26:37800 Velociraptors screaming behind you.
00:26:42Some flanking out in other directions, looking for other entrances.
00:26:45Another main group just surging past you and being incinerated by the crystals.
00:26:50You get to the end, jump through, and all of you arrive in a massive chamber.
00:26:55And Monty, you smell mushrooms.
00:26:58Mask up!
00:26:59Mask up!
00:27:00Mask up!
00:27:01Mask it up!
00:27:02Fine.
00:27:03Go ahead and give me an animal handling check if you'd be so kind.
00:27:05Feels like I can't breathe.
00:27:06I'm blowing it.
00:27:07What's that mean?
00:27:0819.
00:27:0919.
00:27:1019.
00:27:11You look and you see this baby T-Rex.
00:27:13Little one.
00:27:14Little one.
00:27:17And just begins to sort of trail alongside you as you keep a hand.
00:27:20It's like it wants to book and find a way out.
00:27:23All of you enter.
00:27:25And you see before your eyes massive green mushrooms.
00:27:31Ancient center.
00:27:33You look around at a vast temple.
00:27:38You see a small room to the side as you enter.
00:27:42You look and see Van.
00:27:44There's a small room.
00:27:45And you see that there is like a receptacle on a plinth, on a dais.
00:27:51And there is a small circular groove above it.
00:27:54And above that, written in ancient runes, it says, dispose of pod when done.
00:28:02What the bloody hell does that mean?
00:28:04I think we're in a Keurig.
00:28:06Oh, that's probably what it is.
00:28:09An ancient Keurig for giants.
00:28:12Pod.
00:28:13Do you guys want a donut shop?
00:28:16Or a phrase vanilla.
00:28:17Do you have Green Mountain?
00:28:18I love Green Mountain.
00:28:20Is a body a pod?
00:28:23Do you look in there and see these ancient little wax sealed things?
00:28:27One of which is burst open and rotted.
00:28:29And it's just filled with coffee grounds.
00:28:31No.
00:28:33Really?
00:28:34Yes.
00:28:35All right.
00:28:36Well.
00:28:39Okay.
00:28:40I kicked the ground.
00:28:41Gosh.
00:28:43Gosh.
00:28:44I thought it.
00:28:45Are you serious?
00:28:46You want to say sorry?
00:28:47To what?
00:28:48To me.
00:28:49Oh.
00:28:50I'm sorry.
00:28:56Behold Romanzu!
00:28:59Yay!
00:29:01There's a lot of shrooms, gang.
00:29:02There are multiple platforms looking around that are sort of staggered in this space.
00:29:11You see before you varying heights and distances between some of these objects here and this glowing up around you.
00:29:19You guys are entering, I would say, from this side right here.
00:29:25So you've come out through this door.
00:29:27And I'll go ahead and pass you your miniatures at 28 millimeter scale.
00:29:31No one else made that noise?
00:29:32No one else made that noise?
00:29:33Just me?
00:29:37I made a cool noise.
00:29:38I was like, huh.
00:29:41I also made a deep guttural cool noise.
00:29:43I was curious but confident, if that makes sense.
00:29:46Mine was so low of frequency.
00:29:48I actually didn't even hear it.
00:29:49I just felt it vibrate.
00:29:51I just went like this.
00:29:52That wasn't an earthquake.
00:29:54You played an invisible trumpet?
00:29:56That was just very cool.
00:29:58Hell yeah.
00:29:59Oh yeah.
00:30:00All right.
00:30:01Daisuke.
00:30:02Here you are.
00:30:04Oh, look at the cape.
00:30:08Unbelievable.
00:30:09Maria and Kochka in steel defender form.
00:30:15Wait, huge.
00:30:16Yeah, I know.
00:30:17He's big.
00:30:18He's big.
00:30:19When I first pitched him as my steel defender, I didn't realize how huge the steel defender is.
00:30:24Monty.
00:30:25How about it?
00:30:26How about it?
00:30:27I did the tiny art on the side just like I dreamed.
00:30:30The tiny what on the side?
00:30:32I always imagined he drew on his hat.
00:30:34So there's tiny art on the side.
00:30:35It looks so good.
00:30:37Here we go.
00:30:38Maxwell.
00:30:40There he is.
00:30:41Pringles ass.
00:30:43Way cool.
00:30:44Dream van.
00:30:46Nice.
00:30:47So sick.
00:30:48Wow.
00:30:50Butch representation.
00:30:51Absolutely.
00:30:52In the bowler hat.
00:30:53And...
00:30:54Alethra!
00:30:55Wow.
00:30:59The top hat!
00:31:00The top hat!
00:31:01I thought it was really funny.
00:31:02It fit through the door.
00:31:03I fully forgot you had a top hat on.
00:31:05I didn't know.
00:31:06We said this was big.
00:31:08I didn't realize you've been that tall this whole time.
00:31:11Yeah.
00:31:12We're like thousands around the jungle.
00:31:13This person is riding in there.
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Is the top hat part of it?
00:31:18You are so tall.
00:31:19Yeah.
00:31:20All of a sudden.
00:31:21I think in the lore I got this top hat and I had to spray it because it was orange before
00:31:25and...
00:31:27I put it on the...
00:31:28Got it.
00:31:29It does make it sexier.
00:31:30Moving on through this door, you see this massive chamber.
00:31:35What these purple things are, are the roots of those massive saltoo trees above you.
00:31:41Got it.
00:31:42So they have cracked through the upper...
00:31:44The ceiling is partially crumbling, but crumbling, it's also being held together by the roots that are destroying it.
00:31:50Beautiful.
00:31:51So there's hanging things.
00:31:52Metaphorical, really.
00:31:53Really.
00:31:54You see that there's a bunch of roots coming down through these different archways.
00:31:56As you guys emerge out here, you see my economist Mensa Magnus.
00:31:59You guys are all masked up.
00:32:00So masked up.
00:32:01And you see this sort of big area over here.
00:32:06Anyone who wants to can give me perception, technology, and also for anyone who's like...
00:32:11As the first few people come in here, some other people that are still outside the chamber...
00:32:16I can't.
00:32:17...can investigate that smaller chamber outside that had the broken coffee pod in the other area.
00:32:24Great.
00:32:25I'm just gonna do a Narcon on this whole room.
00:32:27And so specifically the...
00:32:28Cool.
00:32:29Whoever's looking at the pod, I'll give them a help action.
00:32:31Cool.
00:32:32I'll look at the pod.
00:32:33Cool.
00:32:34And are you open to nature?
00:32:35Yeah, I'm open to nature.
00:32:36It can actually be for coffee, can it?
00:32:37Dirty 20 nature on the pod.
00:32:39Dirty 20 nature.
00:32:40You can smell fermented sugar nearby.
00:32:45On that check, do we know McCloud's coffee order?
00:32:51I don't know that you know her order offhand.
00:32:54But you smell something from...
00:32:55So you have this coffee area in here, and there's a wall with a number of slit...
00:33:01There's big seams in the stone wall outside of this big chamber.
00:33:05Can you say that there was only rum at the last place we were at?
00:33:08Yeah, there was only rum there.
00:33:10Wouldn't rum be fermented sugar?
00:33:12Fermented sugar cane, yeah.
00:33:13As you go, Monty, to explore, you open something.
00:33:16A wall sort of swings out.
00:33:19There are a number of ancient, very rotted wooden chairs packed away in here, along with a circular tabletop.
00:33:29There are a number of bowls, and there's a ceramic mug that has some writing in Ramansu text on it.
00:33:38And there is a small bowl of sugar that is rotted, and next to it...
00:33:44Next to it, you see there is an ancient piece of cheese in what was clearly...
00:33:49But there's some coolness coming out of the area that has this cheese in it.
00:33:53It looks like it was milk once upon a time.
00:33:56And so there's some sugar, you see there are some even small ceramic spoons in here.
00:34:00You look around...
00:34:01It's like a work fridge.
00:34:02Yeah.
00:34:03You look at this work fridge, and then you look at that mug,
00:34:09deciphering from the texture of Ramansu, it says,
00:34:12Thou shalt not even talk to me until I've had my coffee.
00:34:17Mm-hmm.
00:34:18I think this was some kind of break room?
00:34:20Yeah, I'm gonna take this for Bert. He loves stuff like this.
00:34:23You hear in the distance...
00:34:25Oh, we should go. We should go.
00:34:27We should go.
00:34:28One bullet.
00:34:29I keep saying one bullet. It might be more than one.
00:34:33Entering this chamber, Mario, what did you get on your arcana check?
00:34:37I only got a 13.
00:34:38Oh, yeah, a 13. I'm gonna say on a 13 arcana check, yes, that doesn't pass,
00:34:42but you're also looking around, you're looking for like a temple.
00:34:47You have these bas-relief images over here of these things.
00:34:50You're looking at them and you almost wonder if those are...
00:34:52Are those gods of this place? There's no text?
00:34:55Are they like, what do you call Tony the Tiger?
00:34:59Mascots?
00:35:00Are they mascots?
00:35:01On that 13 arcana, I think you're looking around and you're like,
00:35:04if this is a temple, what's it a temple to or of, right?
00:35:09Did anyone else make any other checks here?
00:35:11I got a 12 perception.
00:35:1212 perception.
00:35:13We're at this doorway?
00:35:14Yeah.
00:35:15Yes, you're all at that doorway.
00:35:16Can I try to do an inside check and see if in the suit,
00:35:19could I jump down and be among the mushrooms and be okay?
00:35:24Give me a Tinker's Tools check, and this is gonna be a very high difficulty.
00:35:30Okay.
00:35:31I'm gonna look at you.
00:35:32Give you guidance.
00:35:34The four on the die.
00:35:38The four on the die.
00:35:39Four.
00:35:40Your stat block is as a warforge, which I believe don't actually need to breathe, right?
00:35:44Mm-mm.
00:35:45Cool.
00:35:46You feel you can walk down there amidst the mushrooms.
00:35:49Now, you don't know if that will be safe for people around you.
00:35:52You don't know if disturbing them will be safe there.
00:35:54Koshka is immune to poison.
00:35:57I will say that Koshka can also be down there and that's okay.
00:36:01But we don't know its spores, so it might kick up the spores.
00:36:04Right.
00:36:05Okay, cool.
00:36:07I agree.
00:36:08As you enter this space, you have someone else with you.
00:36:12Oh!
00:36:13Whoa!
00:36:14That baby is huge.
00:36:15A little baby tear.
00:36:16You're carrying that?
00:36:17Yeah, exactly.
00:36:18Like a baby.
00:36:19It's strong.
00:36:22Let me give you a hand.
00:36:24One single bullet.
00:36:27I'm not saying I'm killing them with a bullet.
00:36:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:30Warning shot.
00:36:31Mariya, give me perception with advantage.
00:36:32Okay.
00:36:33That is 19.
00:36:38Your instruments that you have down here are not as potent as the ones aboard the Zephyr.
00:36:42But you look up and see a shimmer of this crystalline disc up here.
00:36:48Mm-hmm.
00:36:49Quartz.
00:36:50You're looking up.
00:36:51You are positive that the lunar energy is coming right down here.
00:36:57You...
00:36:58Does it look like it's askew?
00:37:00And if it was put up all the way up, then the moon would...
00:37:04Like, does the...
00:37:05Do we need to try to touch the crystals with the lunar...
00:37:09Give me one more Tinker's Tools check.
00:37:11You can do this with advantage based on that quest.
00:37:14Uh, 25.
00:37:1525.
00:37:16You're like, if we get it up, will it point straight out?
00:37:19And I think on that 25 you go, why is it tilted like that?
00:37:24And you realize, temple.
00:37:27That's not what Comfrey called it.
00:37:30Comfrey said, Ramansu Power Station.
00:37:33And Van's holding a mug saying, thou shalt not talk to me till I've had my coffee.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38You look at this being tilted.
00:37:39That would be a mistake if this was a temple.
00:37:42Mm-hmm.
00:37:43And if it's not a temple, where is it pointing?
00:37:46Yeah.
00:37:47So that's why I'm like, is it supposed to be going?
00:37:49Yeah.
00:37:50You think that this is actually...
00:37:51At that moment, you were like, this is oriented correctly.
00:37:53This is funneling some kind of light.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:56We need to get this to go to this and maybe have them all interacting with each other.
00:37:59Everybody here, roll initiative.
00:38:00Okay.
00:38:01Ooh.
00:38:02You see...
00:38:03I rolled so bad doing that.
00:38:05Pappy, what did we get?
00:38:0715.
00:38:0815 for Pappy.
00:38:10Van, what did we get?
00:38:116.
00:38:126.
00:38:1314.
00:38:1414.
00:38:15Moni, what did we get?
00:38:1612.
00:38:1717.
00:38:1817.
00:38:19And then I got a 4.
00:38:204.
00:38:214.
00:38:22Uh...
00:38:23How did you roll it, can I ask?
00:38:25Yeah.
00:38:26One like this.
00:38:27Which is an off-mic bit.
00:38:30It's really unpleasant.
00:38:31You rolled a 3 that time.
00:38:32That's really unpleasant.
00:38:33I'm gonna stop doing it.
00:38:34You gotta stop doing it.
00:38:35I feel like next time it might work.
00:38:37Interesting.
00:38:38As you hear shrieks, you hear a burst of stone hinges and can hear the noise of claws skittering on stone.
00:38:46And Olethra, you are going to be first to act as you can hear dinosaurs pushing past you.
00:38:53The tunnel that we just came down leads to this.
00:38:55Yes.
00:38:56I'm gonna say you all start in the room, but like as you feel, actually go ahead and place your minis in the room at the start of combat.
00:39:02I'll say within 30 feet of the entrance over here.
00:39:05I'm gonna say we need people like inside trying to manipulate this, but then also people just protecting from the raptors coming.
00:39:13These are all athletics checks, right? To move between them and jump.
00:39:17Depending on your strength.
00:39:18So your strength is equal to your long jump if you are running.
00:39:24So as long as you've spent your round with 10 feet of distance moving.
00:39:28Do we have 10 feet of distance though on these platforms?
00:39:31Those not potentially.
00:39:32So you could get to them on a running jump, but to jump to the middle.
00:39:36But then getting to the next one.
00:39:37What's that?
00:39:38That's strength though?
00:39:39Strength.
00:39:40Okay.
00:39:41I'll be able to do that.
00:39:42I can do that as well.
00:39:43Yeah.
00:39:44My knees aren't what they used to be.
00:39:45I can too get to the first one, but if it's only a running jump, how do you get a running jump from here to here?
00:39:49I think we're just gonna be doing athletics checks from there.
00:39:51What is a long jump?
00:39:52How do you do a long jump that's not a running jump?
00:39:54It halves your strength.
00:39:55So some of these are 10 feet apart, which means that if you have like an 18 strength or 20 strength, you can still make them even without a running start.
00:40:02So you're good.
00:40:03I might cast jump on myself then.
00:40:04Yeah.
00:40:05Okay.
00:40:06I can stay with little one here and defend the entrance.
00:40:09Okay.
00:40:10I'll be kind of in the middle because I can, I'm not very strong, but I feel like I can, is there like an acrobatics version of this?
00:40:17Acrobatics could also work for jumping.
00:40:19Okay.
00:40:20Yeah.
00:40:21Olethra, you are first to act.
00:40:22What do you wanna do?
00:40:23I would like to use my movements.
00:40:26Hell yeah.
00:40:27And go forward.
00:40:29So you're gonna move 40.
00:40:30These are all 10 feet apart, which means that your strength is 20.
00:40:33Yeah.
00:40:34So that's 10.
00:40:35So these you can make without having to run.
00:40:37So you go 20 here, this massive, you leap forward to make it to this next one here.
00:40:48That's at a higher elevation.
00:40:50So you're gonna have to be an athletics check for that.
00:40:51Okay.
00:40:52And what do, what am I looking for?
00:40:54This is just going to be a DC 10.
00:40:55Okay.
00:40:57Plus five.
00:40:58Oh no.
00:40:59I have a plus eight.
00:41:00Okay.
00:41:01Just don't roll one.
00:41:02Not 20.
00:41:03Not 20.
00:41:04Where do you want to jump to?
00:41:05Great.
00:41:06This one.
00:41:07You, and you see that your boots kind of fire for a second.
00:41:12Rockets take off and then you jump all the way here.
00:41:15Okay.
00:41:16The radio sort of flickers.
00:41:17This is our comfort in the cloud.
00:41:19Come and keep.
00:41:20The radio sort of flicks for a second.
00:41:23And you just hear trumpet music from an old track that your grandmother used to play.
00:41:28Come on as this thing senses danger nearby.
00:41:32You're doing it.
00:41:33You're in it.
00:41:34The midst of the adventure.
00:41:35It's finally happened.
00:41:37You've used your movement.
00:41:38What is your action?
00:41:39I would like to do a like perception or investigation check around to see if I can see any more unseen writing.
00:41:48Like using my mech suit.
00:41:49Okay.
00:41:50Give me a perception check.
00:41:51Okay.
00:41:53That is a 10.
00:41:55On a 10, you bizarrely don't see hardly any writing in here.
00:41:59Which again, gives you a weird feeling of like, no writing here in the temple.
00:42:04What does that mean?
00:42:05You know, like there's no, what does that mean?
00:42:07Okay.
00:42:08Cool.
00:42:09I think I heard Maria point out these vines.
00:42:15So maybe I'll reach up and try to pull some of the vines down as my action.
00:42:19To get the light really coming through.
00:42:21Hell yes.
00:42:22Go ahead and give me an athletics check.
00:42:25I will say that on a DC 15, you are going to be able to get like some of them off.
00:42:32On a DC 25, you will be able to fully yank everything.
00:42:37Come on.
00:42:4012 plus eight is a 20.
00:42:43Okay, 20.
00:42:44So you get to work pulling these off.
00:42:48As you can see the vines coming down.
00:42:51Do I have a reaction yet?
00:42:52If I haven't gone on initiative yet?
00:42:54Yeah, you have a reaction.
00:42:55Can I flash of genius to make it 25?
00:42:57Oh, shit.
00:42:59This was a collaboration?
00:43:00It is a collaboration.
00:43:01So yeah.
00:43:02I'm like, pull it more.
00:43:03You want the light to go through.
00:43:05Kochka sweeps in little rat languages.
00:43:08Yeah, you can tell she's a genius.
00:43:10Oh my God, I'm part of the adventure.
00:43:14All of a sudden, I think a cold sweat creeps up Alethro's back of her neck and she's like,
00:43:21what if Monty writes about me?
00:43:23And now she's really self-conscious.
00:43:25With that flash of genius, the vines come off.
00:43:31And as the vines come off, you see that that light reaches down and all of you see a ray of lunar energy go and just start score that building over there and like mist and vapor start coming off the wall.
00:43:52Oh, do we want to channel that into pink or into also green?
00:43:56Or yellow.
00:43:57Probably.
00:43:58We could also do yellow.
00:43:59Pink, because yellow's over here.
00:44:00But there's yellow here.
00:44:01There's two channels on either side.
00:44:03Oh, do they have to meet each other or do they have to sequence?
00:44:06So the question is, do we green to green?
00:44:08Do we do green, pink, yellow, green to green?
00:44:11That's your action.
00:44:12Any bonus actions?
00:44:13All good?
00:44:14All right.
00:44:15Pappy, that's going to be you.
00:44:16Okay.
00:44:19Not exactly.
00:44:20He's just looking at his little platform.
00:44:26Pappy looks so snug.
00:44:28I'm snug as a bug up here.
00:44:30I'm snug as a bug.
00:44:31Listen, I think it might be more fun for you little guys, young'uns, to jump around and sort of do your acrobatics.
00:44:44Sure.
00:44:45I'm just gonna, do I see any raptors coming through yet?
00:44:48You can hear them.
00:44:49If you want to just delay your turn, you can.
00:44:51I'll delay my turn and put my gun pointed back.
00:44:55Hell yeah.
00:44:56Single bullet loaded in it.
00:44:58Maria, it's gonna be you.
00:44:59Okay, is everyone cool with me just taking a shot and seeing what's going?
00:45:04Shut up.
00:45:05I'm thinking I can shoot this crystal to put it into the pink and just, we'll see if that's a mistake or not.
00:45:10All right.
00:45:11Hell yes.
00:45:12Okay, so.
00:45:13Or does the crystal look like it would be, I'm thinking of it as like super strong as it wouldn't.
00:45:16Yes.
00:45:17I think that you can tell that you're gonna need more muscle than a bullet.
00:45:21You're gonna need to actually get in, get to these things physically and move them.
00:45:25Okay.
00:45:26Okay.
00:45:27Then maybe I should just be on raptor duty.
00:45:30Hmm.
00:45:31Is it a kind of thing where like multiple people, can I make an insight check towards?
00:45:36Yeah.
00:45:37Sorry.
00:45:38Yeah, yeah.
00:45:39That's only a seven.
00:45:42Seven.
00:45:43You're just sitting here with a gun waiting for Velociraptor to show up.
00:45:46We all were loading.
00:45:47Yeah.
00:45:48Okay.
00:45:49Then you know what?
00:45:50Can I, because Kochka, I'm gonna just try and send Kochka.
00:45:54Hell yeah.
00:45:55Go for it.
00:45:56I'm gonna cast jump on Kochka and so my bonus action, tell him to try to get as close as he can.
00:46:02Can I ask what Kochka's strength is?
00:46:04Fourteen.
00:46:05Fourteen.
00:46:06Fourteen.
00:46:07Okay, great.
00:46:08So it's tripled now, right?
00:46:09So then he would be able to...
00:46:10His long jump is 42 feet horizontally.
00:46:12Oh, big mech and little mech.
00:46:14Yes.
00:46:15Big mech and little mech.
00:46:16Kochka, wait a minute.
00:46:18You guys all have the Zood crystal thing.
00:46:20So Kochka goes, I am so proud to serve you.
00:46:24And because Kochka's been smart enough to pilot a ship the whole time.
00:46:28So Kochka squeaks our language.
00:46:30Kochka's the least I could do.
00:46:31I owe you so much what I've taken from you.
00:46:34You've taken nothing from me.
00:46:39This world takes and takes.
00:46:41It really does.
00:46:42I am going to put my cigarette out in the eye of fate and shit in the hole.
00:46:47Yes, you are, my beautiful little rat.
00:46:50Yes, you are.
00:46:51Springwood's activated.
00:46:54Sit in the hole.
00:46:58When you burn someone's eye out, there's a hole left.
00:47:00Oh, I see.
00:47:01Yeah, Kochka's dark.
00:47:02It's dark.
00:47:03Upset.
00:47:04Okay.
00:47:05What happens to the rats?
00:47:06Why is he upset?
00:47:08Hang on.
00:47:09Where does Kochka jump to?
00:47:11So, oh, I guess, can he just jump here?
00:47:14Is that crazy?
00:47:15I think that, and what is Kochka's speed more important?
00:47:17It's 40.
00:47:18Wow, that's very fast.
00:47:19Okay.
00:47:20So, Kochka is going to jump.
00:47:22Kochka can make it this far.
00:47:24Okay.
00:47:25But can use an action to dash and then an object interaction to try to interact with that.
00:47:29Yeah, so I think he's going to try and.
00:47:32Cool.
00:47:33As he jumps into the mushrooms for the first time, spores jump up, and you can see that he has an enclosed air system, so he's not any threat of that.
00:47:45But if his suit were to get injured enough, it's possible.
00:47:49And Kochka is a different species, right?
00:47:51Mm-hmm.
00:47:52So, jumps out, gets all the way to the pillar here.
00:47:57Go ahead and give me an athletics check for him to attempt to move the pillar to where you want to move it.
00:48:05Okay.
00:48:06He has plus five to his athletics.
00:48:11That's 20!
00:48:13That's 20!
00:48:14Yes, dude!
00:48:15Yes!
00:48:17I am strong!
00:48:22Where are we going?
00:48:23Okay.
00:48:24What do I say to you guys?
00:48:26Do you want me to do green?
00:48:27Do you want me to do pink?
00:48:28It kind of.
00:48:29I think if we do pink, we'll have to get to that column as well to turn that column.
00:48:33But if we go straight to green.
00:48:35It looks like color and color makes sense.
00:48:37Okay.
00:48:38Yeah.
00:48:39Green.
00:48:40You have two options.
00:48:41Raptor's on the way.
00:48:42You make the determination to go.
00:48:45Straight.
00:48:46To go straight.
00:48:47Turning the massive plinth.
00:48:50Kochka gets it in this direction.
00:48:52And you see the light comes from the crystal.
00:48:55Boom!
00:48:56Shoots across.
00:48:57And as it does.
00:48:58Boom!
00:48:59Boom!
00:49:00Boom!
00:49:01The center lights up.
00:49:02Anyone who wants to give me a perception check.
00:49:0515.
00:49:0617.
00:49:076.
00:49:08Oh, sorry.
00:49:0916.
00:49:1011.
00:49:1124.
00:49:12Nice.
00:49:13Monty.
00:49:14As this goes, Kochka, the spores that Kochka has kicked up.
00:49:17The light knocks the spores out of the air.
00:49:20Boom!
00:49:21They fall to the ground.
00:49:22Correct.
00:49:23The power.
00:49:24The power affects the spores.
00:49:25I think it might be safer to walk around on the ground if we get the power going.
00:49:30Oh!
00:49:31Got it.
00:49:32Incredible.
00:49:33And then, Maria, what's your action?
00:49:34Oh, my action was casting jump on Kochka.
00:49:36Okay, great.
00:49:37You cast jump.
00:49:38And my bonus action was commanding him.
00:49:40Goes commanding him.
00:49:41Cool, cool, cool.
00:49:42Monty, that's gonna be you.
00:49:43Okay.
00:49:44Kochka landed in here.
00:49:45Yes.
00:49:46So do I get the sense that maybe this row is safe?
00:49:49On that 24 perception, I think that what you observe is that the spores are disturbed by the presence of the light.
00:49:59Mm-hmm.
00:50:00As that light moves in from here to here, it's that sort of lunar energy.
00:50:04Boom, boom.
00:50:05It goes down like that.
00:50:06You see that the spores drop and begin to circle that light.
00:50:13So it's almost like they're attracted to it.
00:50:18Mm-hmm.
00:50:19Give me a nature check if you'd be so kind.
00:50:2121.
00:50:22You know that sunlight usually destroys most kinds of fungus.
00:50:27They can't exist in tons of sunlight.
00:50:30Lunar light is a little bit different.
00:50:32So whatever this sort of like, and it's nighttime right now.
00:50:35Mm-hmm.
00:50:36So whatever this moon energy is, it's not directly harming the spores here.
00:50:39And you see that it appears to be attracting it to them.
00:50:42As it does so, it is sucking it out of the air.
00:50:45You might be a little bit safer moving around there.
00:50:48But there's almost something about this lunar energy that feels like, for lack of a better word, because this thing has sort of been, I think you put on that nature check, this thing's been ambiently glowing in the room for a long time.
00:50:58And look how much the mushrooms are thriving.
00:51:01Mm-hmm.
00:51:02You wonder if a different energy might do something different.
00:51:05And I think also if there's a certain degree to which the spores are drawn to this energy.
00:51:09I don't know.
00:51:10Maybe the different lights do different things.
00:51:12Mm-hmm.
00:51:13Looks like there's a point that we want all of the energy to meet at, like the three of them or something.
00:51:20Yeah.
00:51:21Right.
00:51:22Monty is trying to figure out where him and the little one can move to.
00:51:27Because these two plinths or these two pillars in front of them are kind of taken.
00:51:32So is there any other, like can you sneak around to get onto the rim here or is there anywhere to go?
00:51:38The rim is open.
00:51:39Okay.
00:51:40So you can get to the rim if you need to.
00:51:41Got it.
00:51:42So we could actually get from here and then jump to here.
00:51:45Yeah, you could.
00:51:46That's something we could do.
00:51:47I think that's what Monty's gonna do.
00:51:48Monty's gonna grab, come with me little one.
00:51:51And I think it's gonna try and shimmy around this, this first, these two kind of entry pillars to get to this row over here.
00:51:59Copy that.
00:52:00To get to that row, I'm gonna ask for athletics checks.
00:52:04Athletics or acrobatics for both of you?
00:52:06Acrobatics.
00:52:08Uh, can I do?
00:52:10Can I card wheels?
00:52:12Oh my God.
00:52:13I'm not.
00:52:14Don't switch bodies with the little one.
00:52:16Don't fall into the room and switch bodies.
00:52:19That's why he put this in there.
00:52:22My knees are not what they used to be.
00:52:25The way that you knew we would save this T-Rex.
00:52:27Yeah, I know.
00:52:28The little T-Rex, he's in trouble.
00:52:30Well, he's just sort of near Alethra's neck.
00:52:33He's just near the neck, that's all.
00:52:36That's a five.
00:52:37For your athletics?
00:52:38Yes.
00:52:39Okay.
00:52:40Oh, excuse me, acrobatics.
00:52:41For your acrobatics.
00:52:42Monty tumbles into the Myconomist Magna Mensa.
00:52:45Stop wriggling.
00:52:46Give me an athletics for our little baby T-Rex.
00:52:51What's it add?
00:52:52It adds a plus four.
00:52:54That is a 13.
00:52:56Okay.
00:52:57You see that you are able to sort of get up and help the baby Tyrannosaur up onto the ledge.
00:53:03Go ahead and pass that to me.
00:53:04And in so doing, lose your footing and fall.
00:53:07Can I, he just passed me.
00:53:09Can I Sentinel him?
00:53:10Sentinel him falling?
00:53:12Like an opportunity attack.
00:53:13Like an opportunity attack on him?
00:53:14Can I opportunity attack him?
00:53:15Go ahead as a reaction and give me an attack roll.
00:53:18I will say, because this is a novel use of Sentinel.
00:53:22Great.
00:53:23This is a novel use of Sentinel.
00:53:25I will say that you have to do this roll at disadvantage, unless you are willing to take a story penalty.
00:53:32In which case you can roll it straight.
00:53:34It's a story penalty.
00:53:35It's a story penalty.
00:53:36What the fuck is a story penalty?
00:53:37I'll take the story penalty.
00:53:39I'll take the story penalty if you let me.
00:53:42Here's what I want to do is use Grappling Gauntlet on him.
00:53:45Bert wants a divorce.
00:53:46Okay, you can use, I will let you use Grappling Gauntlet on him as a reaction with Sentinel, and you'll take the story penalty.
00:53:55Great.
00:53:56Great.
00:53:57Go ahead and make your attack.
00:54:01It's a nine.
00:54:02He failed.
00:54:03Yeah, is Grappling Gauntlet a saving throw though?
00:54:05It actually is a saving throw, so he could voluntarily fail.
00:54:08You can elect to fail, which is why I think it's a smart choice.
00:54:10I will fail.
00:54:11So, instead of falling, you are pulled back up by this gauntlet extension.
00:54:17Oh, god damn van.
00:54:20Look, why are you trying to do cartwheels, Monty?
00:54:23Well, I'm trying to get around.
00:54:24You're an old van.
00:54:26Yeah, I can't move like the old days.
00:54:30We have established before that your Grappling Gauntlet, when you use it, the larger, harder exoskeleton of your gauntlet shoots off on springs, extends, grabs someone.
00:54:41And I'm gonna say, too, in order, because we've done this sort of rule bending thing, that Monty, you're pulled back up onto the staircase, right?
00:54:49So, you're pulled back up.
00:54:51As you are, you look as van's prosthesis extends off, and the sort of under casing, which is a little bit more delicate, a little bit more, you know, like, small, because it has to fit inside the larger gauntlet.
00:55:04It extends, and as van exposes her arm to the room, you and you alone see this.
00:55:09Steam bursts from the seams of that gauntlet.
00:55:14You take six damage, and van's wincing as her arm is seen only by you as ambient lunar light reflects off her inner arm.
00:55:29You good?
00:55:34Yeah.
00:55:35Great.
00:55:36You good?
00:55:37Yeah.
00:55:38Monty, any action from you?
00:55:41I look over to the little one.
00:55:43Go.
00:55:44Go down that way.
00:55:45Careful now.
00:55:47And I'm gonna turn around and ready an action to fire at any raptors.
00:55:51Hell.
00:55:52They come this way.
00:55:53Okay.
00:55:54And Monty, boy, do I have good news for you.
00:55:56As van pulls you up, both of you, boom!
00:55:59Hit by two raptors.
00:56:00Suri emperasores!
00:56:01As they start to push through here, you have them bottlenecked at a point of difficult terrain, which is those vines, right?
00:56:08Okay.
00:56:09So they cannot push past you, but they are going to try their best to kill you.
00:56:13Can I shoot them?
00:56:14Yes, you can.
00:56:15You can shoot them.
00:56:16Everybody can shoot them.
00:56:17Or actually, just you two can shoot them.
00:56:20I'll take a shot.
00:56:21Yeah, why not?
00:56:23Fuck it.
00:56:24I'm gonna...
00:56:25I wonder if this is, like, charged now, and we just need to move it to do this.
00:56:29Well, that's...
00:56:30I'm kind of like, do we have to hop on these to activate them, or does this from...
00:56:35That activated from that, so do we have to...
00:56:37I think we need to use this to activate them.
00:56:39I'm wondering, though, if it needs to be yet light into this.
00:56:42I'm gonna use a grip point to make it a violent shot.
00:56:4521 and an 18.
00:56:49Okay, 21 and an 18 to hit.
00:56:52That is a hit.
00:56:53Both hits.
00:56:54I have 12 and 18 to hit.
00:56:56Only the 18 hits.
00:56:57I have an additional weapon damage die for these.
00:57:01The hat on the mech is so funny.
00:57:04No head, just a hat.
00:57:06No head, just a hat.
00:57:07Yes.
00:57:0827 damage.
00:57:09I shoot 16 and I shoot whichever one Pappy shot first.
00:57:12How much damage did you do overall, Pappy?
00:57:1427.
00:57:1527.
00:57:16As you get pulled up, Van and Monty, you have a moment of connecting.
00:57:19And in between your two faces, like, face to face, a bullet whizzes by right into the open jaws of a velociraptor, blows its fucking head off, Pappy.
00:57:30Two shots.
00:57:32Two shots.
00:57:33Monty, you can do your damage to the next one.
00:57:34Great.
00:57:35I do so.
00:57:36How much damage did you do?
00:57:3716.
00:57:38You fire for 16 points of damage.
00:57:42This thing is going to leap at you in the doorway as it does so.
00:57:46This velociraptor strikes through.
00:57:50Here we go.
00:57:51And is that dead one kind of, like, blocking a little bit?
00:57:55It's probably difficult terrain.
00:57:57Yeah, corpses are difficult terrain.
00:57:59Feels like difficult terrain.
00:58:00That's a great point, guys.
00:58:01Yeah.
00:58:02Yeah, he doesn't want to, it's like disrespectful in their culture to step over the body of a brother.
00:58:06I hear you.
00:58:07Ooh.
00:58:08It's difficult, like, emotionally difficult terrain.
00:58:11I'm gonna need a strength saving throw.
00:58:12I'm gonna need a strength saving throw from Monty.
00:58:13Like going home for Thanksgiving.
00:58:14Yeah.
00:58:15Emotional terrain?
00:58:16Yeah, emotionally difficult terrain.
00:58:17Emotionally difficult terrain.
00:58:1811.
00:58:1911.
00:58:2011.
00:58:21So you are going to take double damage.
00:58:24You take 11 points of damage as this velociraptor, and is going to sail through the door with you, pounding you into the ground below.
00:58:36No!
00:58:37Oh!
00:58:38Oh!
00:58:39Oh, no!
00:58:40Oh, no!
00:58:41Oh, no!
00:58:42Give me a constitution saving throw with advantage, because you're masked up.
00:58:46Stay masked out there.
00:58:47Wow!
00:58:48Stay masked up.
00:58:49Stay masked up.
00:58:50Let's do that.
00:58:51We gotta honor.
00:58:52We gotta honor the choice.
00:58:53Yeah.
00:58:54That is a dirty 20.
00:58:55Dirty 20.
00:58:56Dirty 20.
00:58:57You, this velociraptor goes, and is trying to bite your throat out from your body, and you're holding it off, and as you go in to take a breath and push it off, you do not take a breath.
00:59:11You will fight through the strength you have as spores flood all around you.
00:59:15You are holding onto your breath as best you can not to breathe in.
00:59:19That is that attack.
00:59:20But is the raptor breathing it in?
00:59:22Greedily.
00:59:23Greedily.
00:59:24Greedily.
00:59:25Would love to switch with one of us.
00:59:26Oh.
00:59:27Would love those thumbs.
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:29Goes through, and you see that coming through this doorway right here.
00:59:35Oh, no.
00:59:36Two more.
00:59:37Dang.
00:59:38They're able to get in.
00:59:39Leaping to and fro.
00:59:41Cause they wanna be up in the muck, and we don't.
00:59:44Gotta stay out of the dang muck.
00:59:46Okay.
00:59:47These two are actually gonna leap here and begin to sprint in this direction towards the mech.
00:59:54Two more leap out from this entrance over here, surrounding Maxwell.
01:00:04Like leaping from plinth to plinth.
01:00:06Yeah!
01:00:07Okay.
01:00:08That's their movement.
01:00:09That's as far as they can get.
01:00:12No one was, I think, within 40 feet of where they were coming out.
01:00:16And that's their movement.
01:00:17Baby T-Rex.
01:00:19Little one.
01:00:21Little one.
01:00:22Little one.
01:00:23A beautiful way to tee that up.
01:00:25Baby T-Rex.
01:00:27Um, uh, give me an animal handling check, Monty.
01:00:34Twenty-six.
01:00:36The creature looks down at you, struggling under one of the velociraptors.
01:00:41As it makes eye contact with you, what is Monty communicating with his eyes?
01:00:46Monty is afraid and desperately trying not to inhale.
01:00:51Um, I guess if there was something, it would be, uh, to stay, or protectiveness.
01:00:59Monty doesn't want to be saved.
01:01:02The baby T-Rex snorts, frightened, and backs up only five feet, looking at Monty.
01:01:11Van, that's gonna be you.
01:01:12Great.
01:01:13If it works, it works.
01:01:15I'm gonna grappling gauntlet Monty again.
01:01:18Ah!
01:01:19Hell yeah!
01:01:20All right, here we go.
01:01:21You feel the safe?
01:01:22I feel the safe.
01:01:23Great.
01:01:24Monty, stop falling down there!
01:01:25Uh, as you do so, Van, you take another four points of damage.
01:01:30Great.
01:01:31As your arm steams.
01:01:33Oh my god, and Bert's lawyering up.
01:01:35Ha ha!
01:01:37No!
01:01:38Bert has not been feeling happy in a long time.
01:01:42Oh my god, no!
01:01:43He's just been doing everything that I want and I haven't been listening.
01:01:45The most beautiful relationship we've shown on this show is that...
01:01:50And it's all gone now.
01:01:52These story penalties.
01:01:53It's next, Lovey.
01:01:54Lovey, I'm so sorry.
01:01:55I just don't feel like myself when we're together.
01:01:57Oh my god!
01:01:58Oh my god!
01:01:59No, you did!
01:02:00He wants to know who he is outside of you.
01:02:02It's a story penalty, innit?
01:02:04Init.
01:02:06Van, that's your action.
01:02:08Any movement or bonus actions from you?
01:02:10Yeah, I'm going to see if I can pass this athletics check to come around here.
01:02:15Hell yeah, go ahead and give me an athletics check.
01:02:18Six plus eight, fourteen?
01:02:19Fourteen, we're gonna call it.
01:02:20Yes, you make it.
01:02:21Here you go.
01:02:22Okay, great.
01:02:23So I'm over here?
01:02:24Yes.
01:02:25Go ahead and move your mini over there.
01:02:26Then how much movement would I have left after here?
01:02:29I would say that it probably takes you 20 feet of...
01:02:32Even though that's a very short distance, the terrain is so difficult that it uses 20 feet of movement.
01:02:36Great.
01:02:37So I'll take my extra 10 feet of movement.
01:02:40I'm doing Jurassic Park.
01:02:44And then I'm gonna action surge dash.
01:02:49Cool.
01:02:50Hell yeah.
01:02:51One, two, three, four, five, six.
01:02:55Great, that's 30.
01:02:56That's 30 feet.
01:02:57Hell yeah.
01:02:58Can I jump to here?
01:03:00Or down to here?
01:03:02How is that distance-wise?
01:03:04Distance-wise, that's pretty far.
01:03:07So you've used your movement, you've used an action surge, so you still have your...
01:03:11Oh, and then you used your action to get Monty back up.
01:03:14Yes.
01:03:15Oh, so wait, no, the action surge isn't movement as well as action.
01:03:17It's just the action.
01:03:18Okay, so this is where I am.
01:03:19Yeah, that's where you are.
01:03:20Yep, yep, yep.
01:03:21Great, this is where I am.
01:03:22So yeah, you surge down in that direction, move as fast as you can, and you save Monty.
01:03:27Monty, you're back up out of the muck right here next to Maria.
01:03:30I've fallen off my little platform.
01:03:32If you've fallen off your little platform, that's okay.
01:03:34Monty, you're a mess in the mushrooms.
01:03:37I didn't know jumping was going to be a part of the adventure.
01:03:42Incredible.
01:03:43I was ready to walk for miles.
01:03:44You had that knee injury back in 73.
01:03:47I swear it, it haunts me to this day.
01:03:49I truly think that there's a moment, Monty, where you're like,
01:03:51oh, I have been going to dinner parties for 10 years.
01:03:55Yes, and when everyone was talking earlier about how much working out they do,
01:03:59Monty was just like, mm-hmm.
01:04:02You're like, I went on a trip with my publisher to try different foie gras.
01:04:07The morning you guys picked me up, I had a salmon benedict with caviar.
01:04:13Incredible.
01:04:14We're back up here.
01:04:15Actually, Van, because you had movement and then did the action,
01:04:18do you want to do the action to pull Monty?
01:04:20Maybe I'll pull him over to here.
01:04:22Cool.
01:04:23Great.
01:04:24You pull Monty up here next to baby T-Rex.
01:04:26Great.
01:04:27Who's much more calm and goes .
01:04:30This little happy chirp as you walk by.
01:04:33Max, it's going to be your turn.
01:04:34All right.
01:04:35Does it seem like more are going to be coming through the doors every round?
01:04:39Yes.
01:04:40You've got 800 raptors getting their way here as fast as they can.
01:04:42All right.
01:04:43I think you can do your thing, though, and we can try and collapse.
01:04:46I was going to say since Van's already going this way, should I try to get to this one
01:04:51or should I try to plug up the works here?
01:04:54You're so acrobatic and athletic.
01:04:57Okay.
01:04:58So I'll start jumping towards the pink one.
01:04:59Yeah.
01:05:00So I'm going to a pub.
01:05:02Try to jump.
01:05:04Just do a beautiful form of a Revington man.
01:05:07Do a beautiful jump.
01:05:09Okay.
01:05:10Hell yeah.
01:05:11What is your strength, my friend?
01:05:1218.
01:05:13That means you can do a 10-foot jump no problem.
01:05:17Farther than that and you have to roll athletics.
01:05:19Okay, cool.
01:05:20So 10 feet, you're talking about a, from where you are, about a 25-foot leap.
01:05:26Whoa.
01:05:27Which even with a running start you wouldn't be able to do.
01:05:30Okay.
01:05:31What I'll say is this.
01:05:32You can either roll me, you can roll me a DC 15 with disadvantage or a DC 20 straight.
01:05:42Let's do the DC 20 straight.
01:05:49DC 20 straight.
01:05:50Here we go.
01:05:51Don't throw it high.
01:05:52Throw it regular.
01:05:53Throw it regular.
01:05:54It's so regular.
01:05:55Throwing it so regular.
01:05:56Heh.
01:05:57Yes!
01:05:58Yes!
01:05:59That is a 26.
01:06:0026.
01:06:01Hup, hup.
01:06:02Hup, hup.
01:06:03The gentleman fister leaps into the air with all of the grace of a royal ballerina and lands perfectly.
01:06:09Boom.
01:06:10Here.
01:06:11You don't even scuff.
01:06:12Your wing tips.
01:06:13Bam!
01:06:14Land perfect form.
01:06:15Up.
01:06:16Yeah, I...
01:06:17Okay, cool.
01:06:18And then...
01:06:19And that's just 25 feet of movement.
01:06:20Oh, sick.
01:06:21Okay.
01:06:22Is he getting obliterated by this line?
01:06:24As you land, you feel something.
01:06:28Go ahead and actually, I'll ask you as you land on this plinth.
01:06:30Okay.
01:06:31Roll me a constitution saving throw.
01:06:32Okay.
01:06:33Or you can choose to fail.
01:06:34Oh.
01:06:35Oh.
01:06:36I...
01:06:37Maxwell.
01:06:38Do you believe in adventure?
01:06:42What's going through your heart right now as you look at these...
01:06:46Theoretically.
01:06:47You believe in it theoretically.
01:06:49Go ahead and roll me a constitution saving throw.
01:06:52Uh, so much.
01:06:54Um, 11.
01:06:55Uh, 29.
01:06:56Uh, 29.
01:06:57Nothing happens.
01:06:59Good form, old deli.
01:07:01All right.
01:07:02Wing tips unscuffed.
01:07:03Look at all these lights.
01:07:04Everything in there looks really cool, everyone.
01:07:07My gosh.
01:07:09We're gonna get you freaky someday.
01:07:11Okay, 25.
01:07:12Okay, then I think I'm going to just...
01:07:15I think I don't have the movement...
01:07:17We're just gonna get you freaky.
01:07:19I don't really have the movement to get anywhere else,
01:07:22except maybe...
01:07:23Can I get to this thing?
01:07:25How much movement do you have left?
01:07:27Oh, I guess I could do a dash.
01:07:28You could do a dash.
01:07:29So I would have...
01:07:30If I did 25, then I have 35 left if I dashed.
01:07:33So does that mean I could do another jump and get...
01:07:35You could potentially get to one of the other ones.
01:07:36Yeah.
01:07:37Yeah.
01:07:38Light hitting these?
01:07:39Go yards, gosh.
01:07:40Oh yeah, there's not even...
01:07:41This one looks different though.
01:07:42It looks like...
01:07:43All right.
01:07:44Should I get to...
01:07:45Hey, smart people.
01:07:46Should I get to this one or should I get to the pink one?
01:07:49I mean, if you got here, maybe you could try to turn it and just...
01:07:53Turn it on one of...
01:07:54Oh no, we need it to get to a crystal though.
01:07:56Yeah.
01:07:57Yeah, I think get to pink.
01:07:58You have great momentum.
01:07:59Then I'm going to try to hop, hop, dash, and just hop along.
01:08:03I believe with 25, you have another 35 of movement, right?
01:08:06Mm-hmm.
01:08:0735 will get you there, but that is insane athletics, right?
01:08:12You've made your jump.
01:08:14I'm going to say, give me one more DC 20 athletics.
01:08:19Come on, gotch.
01:08:20Come on, gotch.
01:08:21Come on, gotch.
01:08:22You gotch it.
01:08:23You gotch it.
01:08:24You gotch it.
01:08:25I'm good at this.
01:08:26That is...
01:08:2824.
01:08:2924.
01:08:31Vroom.
01:08:32Yes.
01:08:33Guys, okay, this guy got a serum.
01:08:35There's no way.
01:08:36There's no way.
01:08:37There's no way this was a athletics exercise regimen.
01:08:42Gotch.
01:08:43Are you natty?
01:08:44Of course.
01:08:45Who told you otherwise?
01:08:47Hadwell?
01:08:48As you land on that far planet, actually, no roll even necessary.
01:08:53You land, jostle it, feel the rustling of roots.
01:08:57I'll put some blue tack on you.
01:09:00So on that far side, go ahead and give me anything you want with intelligence.
01:09:04So investigation, arcana, or if you have any tool proficiencies, and give it to me with advantage.
01:09:09I have history?
01:09:10Yeah, history.
01:09:11You mean my best?
01:09:12Yeah.
01:09:13Do history and give it to me with advantage.
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:1618.
01:09:17On an 18, you land here.
01:09:20Having just seen that coffee machine in the other corner.
01:09:23Goddammit.
01:09:24You see a similar button.
01:09:26You see a similar switch on this one.
01:09:29What?
01:09:30Coffee here?
01:09:31Oh no.
01:09:32Yeah.
01:09:33You do.
01:09:34Max, you see it.
01:09:35You have an object interaction.
01:09:36I press it.
01:09:37Boom.
01:09:38Boom.
01:09:39Boom.
01:09:40Boom.
01:09:41You press the button.
01:09:42Boom.
01:09:43And it begins to light up.
01:09:46You see that one of the raptors calls out this guy right in the center, who you see,
01:09:50this is Dramarcus right here.
01:09:51That's the Legatus.
01:09:52He says, soldiers, all of you, come.
01:09:55We must destroy them.
01:09:56They would call the light for themselves.
01:09:58They are not the chosen ones of the gods of Ramon Sioux.
01:10:01Do you hear my call?
01:10:03We're going to see how many of these guys are drunk.
01:10:05Yeah!
01:10:06He's crazy!
01:10:07He's crazy!
01:10:08Sober.
01:10:09Six.
01:10:10Toasted.
01:10:11Out of his cord.
01:10:12Fucking goner, dude.
01:10:13He looks like it.
01:10:14He's like...
01:10:15This guy is fucking gone.
01:10:20Is this a frat?
01:10:21Number four.
01:10:23Number four.
01:10:24He's sober.
01:10:25We're going to go right over here for the guy right in front of Maria.
01:10:29Blitz.
01:10:30Gone.
01:10:31He's looking at you and he goes...
01:10:32No wonder it was so easy to get Monty out of that.
01:10:34Yeah.
01:10:35He goes, it's my birthday and no one invites me to booze cruise.
01:10:38No, don't you understand?
01:10:39We're getting you opposable thumbs.
01:10:41Just do what I say and you're going to have opposable thumbs.
01:10:44And you'll be able to reciprocate this.
01:10:47Don't you, Monty?
01:10:48The gesture hurts my feelings.
01:10:50Don't you listen?
01:10:51No, but it's going to be yours again if you listen to what I say.
01:10:54You see, Jermarcus says, you fools.
01:10:57You shall not have drunk so much of the wine.
01:10:59Once again, seduced by the power of thumbs.
01:11:02You will all die here.
01:11:04You will all...
01:11:07Oh, no.
01:11:08Ah, shit.
01:11:11Die here!
01:11:13And Max...
01:11:15No!
01:11:19Fooled for Emperor.
01:11:25And that's the end of this episode of Dimension 20 Cloudward Ho.
01:11:29Tune in next week.
01:11:31We'll see you there.
01:11:35What does adventure mean to me?
01:11:37Everything.
01:11:38Oh, it feels like the old days.
01:11:41You guys have kind of a terrible goal.
01:11:44Fuck you!
01:11:45Fuck you!
01:11:46What's your goal?
01:11:47Having fun, chilling out with my friends.
01:11:50You see a field of miconomous magnamensa, a brain-swapping mushroom that's turned his local jungle into a hodgepodge of swip-swapped animals.
01:12:00I have a plan.
01:12:01You have a plan?
01:12:02Yeah.
01:12:03Okay.
01:12:04It's not good, but it's a plan.
01:12:05Okay.
01:12:06It's not gonna kill Daisuke, right?
01:12:07I'm already gone.
01:12:08Shove the Emperor into the magnamensa!
01:12:10All hail your new Imperator, Monty LaMontgomery!
01:12:15Two crits?
01:12:16Are you serious?
01:12:17Two crits?
01:12:18No!
01:12:19What's happening?
01:12:20Your gauntlet reaches out, grabs her by the throat, and pushes her up into the wall.
01:12:25Do you have a project clearance?
01:12:35Huh.
01:12:36Yes.
01:12:55Mm-hmm.
01:12:56Oh.
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