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00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:12Surprise!
00:16Tim?
00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:22Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:30What are you doing?
00:36I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jane Wright!
00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:53Our app?
00:55We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:59That has simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
01:07Oh, I will destroy you, Jane Wright!
01:10Ah!
01:11Ah!
01:12I don't know.
01:42I'm jealous.
01:43You see me.
01:49Breakup?
01:55Yep.
02:00My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
02:09My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend.
02:14Ouch.
02:16How about I buy us a drink, and you can tell me about it.
02:22Okay.
02:24That's all that says is an invitation for something more.
02:29Oh.
02:30Of course not.
02:31I would never take advantage.
02:35Ma'am, I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
02:43It's a heartbreak.
02:50Finding true love.
02:52I'll have two more with it.
03:05I'll have three more with it.
04:36If you don't mind, I raided your fridge.
04:39Oh, you didn't have to...
04:44Um...
04:47We didn't...
04:49You know...
04:50With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
04:58Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
05:00Oh, thank God.
05:02Not that I wouldn't want...
05:04I mean, you're very...
05:06You're a very attractive man. I'm Mr...
05:10Mr...
05:12Right.
05:14Right.
05:16Jake.
05:17Right.
05:18How could I forget?
05:19You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
05:23Your idea, not mine.
05:25I almost forgot.
05:33Yeah.
05:34Oh, sorry. I...
05:37Wait, I...
05:38I thought you slept on the couch.
05:41I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
05:43I didn't say you felt the same.
05:44Sorry, I...
05:45I...
05:46I...
05:47I...
05:48I thought you slept on the couch.
05:50I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
05:51And I said you felt the same.
05:52Sorry, I...
05:54I...
05:55I get a little flirty...
05:56When I'm drunk.
05:57Oh, I don't mind to one bit.
05:59I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
06:02And I said you felt the same.
06:05Sorry, I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
06:11I don't mind it one bit.
06:15By the way, there's a new dating app
06:17that just came out called Love Sweat.
06:19Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
06:21Okay, well this one's a bit-
06:22Especially that one, I mean, even the name, it just-
06:26Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
06:28Cause, I think you deserve to find real love.
06:55I didn't press charges.
06:56Because you love me?
06:58I care for you.
07:00But no.
07:01I don't love you.
07:02We created an incredible app.
07:04Love Swipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
07:09Take care, Elise.
07:13Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
07:18Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
07:21You'll be mine.
07:22Forever.
07:23All.
07:24Mine.
07:33What do you want, Tanya?
07:34Can we please just talk?
07:35I want my best friend back.
07:36Too damn bad.
07:37I don't want to hear it.
07:38Now please, can you go?
07:39Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you and you're not being reasonable.
07:40Reasonable?
07:41Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend and you're telling me to be reasonable?
07:56No.
07:57No.
08:01Lily, stop.
08:02Lily, stop.
08:04Stop.
08:05I love you and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
08:10It's okay.
08:11Lily.
08:12Hey.
08:13Lily.
08:14Lily, I want you to be in love and I want you to be happy, but...
08:23What is that?
08:36That jerk, he lied to me!
08:41Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
08:56With potential for true love guaranteed on every match and recognized love on the seventh date.
09:03So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
09:07That's right.
09:08And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people ex you every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
09:16Love Swipe.
09:18That's perfect.
09:20Thank you for your time.
09:21I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
09:24How are the eggs?
09:25You fucking day-wrecked me, you piece of shit!
09:41I never want to see you again!
09:43I need a drink.
09:44Mr. Wright?
09:45You're going to be a very rich man.
09:46Your life is about to change, sir.
09:49And just like that?
09:50I'll be able to manipulate you.
09:51I'm not going to be a very rich man.
09:52I'm not going to be a very rich man.
09:53You're going to be a very rich man.
09:54You're going to be a very rich man.
09:55Your life is about to change, sir.
09:57No change, sir. Thank you.
10:15And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
10:22I'll use it to ruin you, Jake, and then you'll come crawling back.
10:27But just in case... Dustin, how's it going in there?
10:31All set, boss. Cameras in every room.
10:36Perfect. It's time for the contingency.
10:48The last three years of my life has led to this.
10:51I'm gonna make the world fall in love, and I'm finally gonna meet the woman of my dreams.
10:58Here's to you, gorgeous, whoever you are.
11:01I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
11:02I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her. Life's a dream.
11:06Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
11:07She's right, Lily. This app is different.
11:08Are you even listening to yourself? You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
11:09Lily, one day you're gonna look back at this.
11:10No! If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm gonna scream.
11:13I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
11:16I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her. Life's a dream.
11:23Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
11:26She's right, Lily. This app is different.
11:29Are you even listening to yourself? You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
11:33Lily, one day you're gonna look back at this-
11:35No! If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm gonna scream.
11:38Lily, this is serendipity!
11:42What is?
11:43Love Swipe. It just released a new update.
11:45Oh my god, are you serious right now?
11:46You're trying it.
11:48No the hell I'm not. Give me that back!
11:51You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
11:54Fine. Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive you.
11:57No way!
11:58Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
11:59Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
12:00Surprise!
12:01Surprise!
12:02Surprise!
12:03Tim?
12:04Oh!
12:05Oh!
12:06Oh!
12:07Oh!
12:09Did you help that with a God that has a Fire Force Light mechanic so this came to her place.
12:11Please, let's go give Tim the surprise to his life.
12:14Come on, Louis.
12:18I'm so glad Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
12:24Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
12:28Surprise!
12:29Please!
12:32Kim?
12:34Tanya, what the hell?
12:36What are you doing here, Lily?
12:38Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
12:40We, we both downloaded the bedded version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
12:52What are you doing?
12:53I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
12:59You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app?
13:09Our app?
13:12We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is to have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
13:23Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
13:29Oh, my God.
13:37What are you doing here since the night is waiting for you?
13:39What are you doing here?
13:40What are you doing here?
13:41Oh, my God.
13:47Oh, my God.
13:48Sorry I got over, Celeste.
13:56Real love just makes me jealous.
14:07Break up.
14:14Yep.
14:15My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
14:20tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
14:25My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
14:28is sleeping with my best friend.
14:30Ouch.
14:33How about I buy us a drink,
14:36and you can tell me about it.
14:39Okay.
14:41That's all that says is an invitation for something more.
14:45Oh, of course not.
14:47I would never take advantage.
14:51Ma'am, I'll have two more boys, whatever she was having.
14:55It's a heartbreak.
15:03Finding true love.
15:07You can play too much again.
15:08Being silly,
15:09I'm loving it.
15:10Don't tell me you like the friend you are.
15:11You can be lulling.
15:12I'll be lulling.
15:13I will be lulling.
15:14It's an invitation.
15:15I'll be there.
15:16When I'm listening,
15:18I'm coming.
15:20You're personal.
15:21Wow.
15:22I'm gonna be very happy.
15:24You're happy.
15:26I love your love.
15:27Love.
15:29Love.
15:30Love.
15:32Love.
15:33Love.
15:35Love.
16:36Who's there?
16:53I hope you don't mind.
16:54I raided your fridge.
16:57Oh, you didn't have to...
16:58Um, we didn't, you know...
17:08With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
17:16Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
17:17Oh, thank God.
17:21Not that I wouldn't want...
17:22I mean, you're a very...
17:24You're a very attractive man.
17:27I'm Mr...
17:29Mr...
17:30Right.
17:32Right.
17:33Jake.
17:35Right, how could I forget?
17:37You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
17:41Your idea, not mine.
17:50I almost forgot.
17:51Oh, sorry.
18:10I...
18:11Wait, I...
18:13I thought you slept on the couch.
18:14I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
18:19And it's that you felt the same.
18:22Sorry, I...
18:23I get a little flirty...
18:26When I'm drunk.
18:28Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
18:29By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called LoveSweep.
18:36Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
18:38Okay, well, this one's a bit...
18:39Especially that one.
18:40I mean, even the name is just...
18:42Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
18:46Because I think you deserve to find real love.
18:49I didn't press charges.
19:14Because you love me?
19:16I care for you.
19:17But no.
19:18I don't love you.
19:20We created an incredible app.
19:22LoveSwipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
19:27Take care, please.
19:31Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
19:35Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
19:39Forever.
19:42All mine.
19:48What do you want, Tanya?
19:52Can we please just talk?
19:55I want my best friend back.
19:58Well, too damn bad.
19:59I don't want to hear it.
20:00Now, please, can you go?
20:02Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
20:05Reasonable?
20:07Reasonable?
20:09Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
20:13Lily, stop.
20:15Lily, stop.
20:20Lily, stop.
20:22Stop.
20:23I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
20:28It's okay.
20:30Hey.
20:31Lily.
20:32Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
20:37What is that?
20:53That jerk, he lied to me!
20:55Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
21:14With potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the seventh date.
21:20So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
21:25That's right.
21:26And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people ex you every single day,
21:32everyone will be guaranteed true love.
21:34Love Swipe.
21:36That's perfect.
21:37Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
21:50How are the eggs?
21:52You fucking date-wrecked me, you piece of shit!
21:58I never want to see you again!
22:06I need a drink.
22:09Mr. Wright?
22:10You're going to be a very rich man.
22:14Your life is about to change, sir.
22:20And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
22:39I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
22:42And then you'll come crawling back.
22:45But, just in case...
22:48Dustin, how's it going in there?
22:49All set, boss.
22:50Cameras in every room.
22:54Perfect.
22:55It's time for the contingency.
23:06The last three years of my life led to this.
23:11I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
23:15Here's to you, gorgeous, whoever you are.
23:31I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
23:33I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
23:39Life's a dream.
23:40Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
23:43She's right, Lily.
23:44This app is different.
23:46Are you even listening to yourself?
23:48You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
23:51Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
23:52No!
23:53If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
23:56Lily, this is serendipity.
24:04What is?
24:04Love Swipe.
24:05It just released a new update.
24:06Oh my god, are you serious right now?
24:09You're trying it.
24:10No the hell I'm not.
24:11Give me that back.
24:13You'll take me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
24:18Fine.
24:19Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive you.
24:24No way.
24:38Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
24:41Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life.
24:43Come on.
24:46Surprise!
24:50Tim?
24:52Tanya, what the hell?
24:53What are you doing here, Lily?
24:55Tom, you're my best friend.
24:57How could you do this?
24:58We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
25:09What are you doing?
25:11I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright.
25:14You are going to throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app?
25:28Our app?
25:29We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is that I've simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
25:36Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
25:44Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
25:44Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
25:48Ah...
25:48Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright.
26:03Nothing left behind
26:06Sorry I got over to us
26:13Real love just makes me jealous
26:16You see me?
26:25Break up?
26:31Yep
26:33My girlfriend, well ex-girlfriend
26:38Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club
26:42My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, is sleeping with my best friend
26:48Ouch
26:50How about I buy us a drink and you can tell me about it
26:57Okay
26:59That's all this is is an invitation for something more
27:02Oh, of course not
27:04I would never take advantage
27:09Ma'am, I'll have two more with whatever she was having
27:13It's a heartbreak
27:21Finding true love
27:25That's great
27:26Anything will be bad
27:27With Over?
27:28Well
27:36Tent you can't be scared
27:38I did a hug
27:38Tent you can't watchouch
27:40I'm sorry
27:41I did a loving five
27:41With darüber
27:41You can't have toश Government
27:42But if you're able to applause particular
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27:46Not just wanted to throw out a stomp
27:47But have you lost love it
27:48Like what if you were just a three, that was available
27:48I'm sorry but of getting that
27:49To be a while
27:50And I know you can't be able to 하
28:52Who's there?
29:10I hope you don't mind.
29:11I grated your fridge.
29:14Oh, you didn't have to...
29:15Um, we didn't, you know...
29:25With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last
29:30time.
29:33Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
29:35Oh, thank God.
29:38Not that I wouldn't want...
29:39I mean, you're very...
29:41You're a very attractive man.
29:44I'm Mr...
29:45Mr...
29:48Wright.
29:49Wright.
29:51Jake.
29:52Wright, how could I forget?
29:53You put my name in your phone as Mr. Wright.
29:58Your idea, not mine.
30:07I almost forgot.
30:08Oh, sorry.
30:27I...
30:28Wait, I...
30:30I thought you slept on the couch.
30:32I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
30:36And I said you felt the same.
30:39Sorry, I...
30:40I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
30:45Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
30:46By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Sweat.
30:53Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
30:55Okay, well, this one's a bit...
30:56Especially that one.
30:57I mean, even the name is just...
30:59Oh, well, I hope you can give it a shot.
31:03Because I think you deserve to find real love.
31:06I didn't press charges.
31:31Because you love me?
31:33I care for you.
31:34But no.
31:35I don't love you.
31:37We created an incredible app.
31:39Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
31:44Take care, Elise.
31:48Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
31:53Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
31:57Forever.
31:59All mine.
32:05What do you want, Tanya?
32:09Can we please just talk?
32:12I want my best friend back.
32:15Well, too damn bad.
32:17I don't want to hear it.
32:17Now, please, can you go?
32:18Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
32:24Reasonable?
32:26Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
32:30Lily, I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
32:45It's okay.
32:47Lily, Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
32:54What is that?
33:10That jerk, he lied to me!
33:12Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
33:31With potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the seventh date.
33:37So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
33:42That's right.
33:43And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day,
33:49everyone will be guaranteed true love.
33:51Love Swipe.
33:53That's perfect.
33:54Thank you for your time.
33:56Now, I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
33:59How are the eggs?
34:09You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
34:15I never want to see you again!
34:23I need a drink.
34:26Mr. Wright?
34:27You're going to be a very rich man.
34:31Your life is about to change, sir.
34:49And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
34:53I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
34:59And then you'll come crawling back.
35:02But, just in case.
35:05Dustin, how's it going in there?
35:06All set, boss.
35:08Cameras in every room.
35:11Perfect.
35:12It's time for the contingency.
35:13Last three years of my life led to this.
35:28I'm going to make the world fall in love.
35:30I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
35:34Here's to you, gorgeous.
35:36Whoever you are.
35:36I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
35:51I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
35:56Life's a dream.
35:57Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
36:00She's right, Lily.
36:01This app is different.
36:03Are you even listening to yourself?
36:05You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
36:08Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
36:09No, if either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
36:18Lily, this is serendipity.
36:21What is?
36:21Love Swipe.
36:22It just released a new update.
36:24Oh my God, are you serious right now?
36:26You're trying it.
36:27No the hell I'm not.
36:29Give me that back.
36:30You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
36:32Fine.
36:36Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll
36:40never forgive you.
36:44No way.
36:55Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
36:58Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life.
37:00Come on.
37:02Surprise.
37:07Kim?
37:09Tanya, what the hell?
37:10What are you doing here, Lily?
37:12Tommy, you're my best friend.
37:14How could you do this?
37:15We both downloaded the better version of the dating app Love Swipe.
37:18What are you doing?
37:27I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright.
37:31You are going to throw away our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app.
37:45Our app.
37:46We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is to have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
37:53I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
38:01We now take up.
38:02Weerverene?
38:02We're in this video here.
38:04We're in this video.
38:05We're in this department.
38:05We're in this video.
38:06zweiteaya, what are you doing now?
38:09Oh my god.
38:10Hello.
38:10Ah.
38:10I'm not your manager.
38:11We're here that's what you've seen.
38:11I'm sorry I got a word, so it's real love just makes me jealous
38:33Thank you, mate.
38:42Break up.
38:48Yep.
38:50My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
38:55tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
39:00My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
39:03who's sleeping with my best friend.
39:05Ouch.
39:08How about I buy us a drink,
39:11and you can tell me about it.
39:14Okay.
39:16That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
39:20Oh, of course not.
39:21I would never take advantage.
39:26Ma'am, I'll have two more of us,
39:29whatever she was having.
39:33It's a heartbreak.
39:38It's a heartbreak.
39:41Finding true love.
39:42I got感 begitu and look for it like.
39:52It's a heartbreak.
39:53OK.
39:55I want to walk you through.
39:56It's a heartbreak.
41:26I hope you don't mind.
41:28I raided your fridge.
41:31Oh, you didn't have to...
41:36Um...
41:38We didn't...
41:41You know...
41:42With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last time.
41:50Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
41:52Oh, thank God.
41:53Not that I wouldn't want...
41:56I mean, you're a very...
41:59You're a very attractive man.
42:01I'm Mr...
42:03Mr...
42:05Right.
42:06Right.
42:08Jake.
42:09Right, how could I forget?
42:11You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
42:15Your idea, not mine.
42:17I almost forgot.
42:25Oh, sorry.
42:44I...
42:45Wait, I...
42:47I thought you slept on the couch.
42:50I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
42:53I didn't say you felt the same.
42:56Sorry, I...
42:58I get a little flirty...
43:00When I'm drunk.
43:01Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
43:06By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called LoveSweep.
43:10Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
43:12Okay, well, this one's a bit...
43:13Especially that one.
43:14I mean, even the name is just...
43:16Oh, well, I hope you can give it a shot.
43:20Because I think you deserve to find real love.
43:31I didn't press charges.
43:48Because you love me?
43:50I care for you.
43:51But no.
43:53I don't love you.
43:54We created an incredible app.
43:56LoveSweep's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
44:01Take care, please.
44:05Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
44:10Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
44:14Forever.
44:16All.
44:17Mine.
44:21Mmm.
44:25What do you want, Tanya?
44:26Can we please just talk?
44:28I want my best friend back.
44:32Well, too damn bad.
44:34I don't want to hear it.
44:34Now, please, can you go?
44:36Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you,
44:38and you're not being reasonable.
44:41Reasonable?
44:43Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend,
44:45and you're telling me to be reasonable?
44:52Lily, stop.
44:54Lily, stop.
44:55Stop.
44:56Stop.
44:57I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this,
44:59but there is somebody out there for you.
45:02It's okay.
45:04Hey.
45:05Lily.
45:06Lily, I want you to be in love,
45:08and I want you to be happy, but...
45:11What is that?
45:15That jerk, he lied to me!
45:29Love Swipe uses a unique approach,
45:47with potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
45:52and recognized love on the seventh date.
45:54So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
45:59That's right.
46:00And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
46:03like you brilliant people X you every single day,
46:06everyone will be guaranteed true love.
46:08Love Swipe.
46:10That's perfect.
46:11Thank you for your time,
46:13and I think this is the beginning
46:14of a very fruitful business relationship.
46:16How are the eggs?
46:26You fucking day-wrecked me,
46:27you piece of shit!
46:32I never want to see you again!
46:40I need a drink.
46:41Mr. Wright,
46:44you're going to be a very rich man.
46:48Your life is about to change, sir.
47:06And just like that,
47:08I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
47:11I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
47:16And then you'll come crawling back.
47:19But...
47:20Just in case...
47:22Dustin, how's it going in there?
47:23All set, boss?
47:25Cameras in every room.
47:28Perfect.
47:29It's time for the contingency.
47:30The last three years of my life
47:41has led to this.
47:45I'm going to make the world fall in love,
47:47and I'm finally going to meet
47:48the woman of my dreams.
47:51Here's to you,
47:52gorgeous,
47:53whoever you are.
47:53I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
48:08I'm just a girl
48:09hanging out with her best friend
48:10and her ex-boyfriend
48:11who cheated on her.
48:13Life's a dream.
48:14Lily,
48:15I'm telling you,
48:15you need to download Love Swipe.
48:17She's right, Lily.
48:18This app is different.
48:20Are you even listening to yourself?
48:22You downloaded a dating app
48:23while you were in a relationship.
48:25Lily,
48:25one day you're going to look back at this.
48:26No!
48:27If either of you says one more word
48:28about that stupid app,
48:29I swear I'm going to scream.
48:35Lily,
48:36this is serendipity!
48:38What is?
48:38Love Swipe.
48:39It just released a new update.
48:41Oh my god,
48:41are you serious right now?
48:43You're trying it.
48:44No the hell I'm not.
48:46Give me that back!
48:47You'll thank me later
48:48when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
48:50Fine.
48:53Fine,
48:54I'll try your stupid app
48:55just to prove that both of you
48:56were horrible people
48:57and I'll never forgive you.
49:01No way!
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