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Swipe Wright Dating 101
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00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:12Surprise!
00:16Tim?
00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:22Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:30What are you doing?
00:36I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:53Our app?
00:55We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:59That has simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
01:07Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
01:10I'm sorry I got over to us.
01:11I am sorry.
01:12I can't get over to us.
01:13What is my dream?
01:14I am sorry able to do this, a girl people, I am sorry.
01:17I will never be willing to go through this place.
01:18I am sorry for the rest of us, but I know so much.
01:19I love you.
01:20It's all my dreams.
01:22Just Meine, I was your friend?
01:24I want to get you.
01:25Just remember everything.
01:26I'm sorry to be my father.
01:27I am sorry for the rest of this, but it was my mother.
01:29I am sorry for the rest of us, and I am not walking my heart.
01:31I'm sorry I got over, so it was
01:35Real love just makes me jealous
01:42Hey Phoenix
01:43Break up
01:51Yep
01:58My girlfriend
02:00Well, ex-girlfriend
02:03Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club
02:06My boyfriend
02:09Ex-boyfriend
02:11Is sleeping with my best friend
02:13Ouch
02:14How about I
02:17Buy us a drink
02:18And you can tell me about it
02:21Okay
02:23That's all this is
02:26Is an invitation for
02:27Something more
02:28Oh, of course not
02:30I would never
02:31Take advantage
02:32Ma'am
02:35I'll have
02:36Two more with
02:37Whatever she was having
02:39It's a heartbreak
02:47Finding true love
02:51Give a hand
02:52I'll have
02:53Up
02:54And sell
02:55Atop
02:56Like
02:57That
02:58Nah
02:58Amy
02:59Thomas
04:29Who's there?
04:36I hope you don't mind.
04:37I raided your fridge.
04:40Oh, you didn't have to...
04:41Um, we didn't, you know...
04:51With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
04:56Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
05:01Oh, thank God.
05:04Not that I wouldn't want...
05:05I mean, you're very...
05:07You're a very attractive man.
05:10I'm Mr...
05:11Mr...
05:13Right.
05:15Right.
05:16Jake.
05:18Right, how could I forget?
05:20You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
05:24Your idea, not mine.
05:25I almost forgot.
05:34Oh, sorry.
05:53Wait, I thought you slept on the couch.
05:59I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
06:02And I said you felt the same.
06:03Sorry, I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
06:11I don't mind it one bit.
06:15By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Swing.
06:19Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
06:21Okay, well, this one's a bit...
06:22Especially that one.
06:23I mean, even the name, it just...
06:25Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
06:29Because I think you deserve to find real love.
06:32I didn't press charges.
06:57Because you love me?
06:59I care for you.
07:00But no.
07:01I don't love you.
07:03We created an incredible app.
07:05Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
07:10Take care, Elise.
07:14Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
07:18Once I'm finished, you'll be mine forever.
07:24All mine.
07:27What do you want, Tanya?
07:35Can we please just talk?
07:38I want my best friend back.
07:41Well, too damn bad.
07:42I don't want to hear it.
07:43Now, please, can you go?
07:45Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
07:48Reasonable?
07:50Reasonable?
07:51Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
08:01Lily, stop.
08:03Lily, stop.
08:05Stop.
08:05I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
08:10It's okay.
08:13Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
08:20What is that?
08:36That jerk, he lied to me!
08:38Love Swipe uses a unique approach, with potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the seventh date.
09:03So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
09:08That's right.
09:09And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people X you every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
09:17Love Swipe.
09:19That's perfect.
09:20Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
09:33How are the eggs?
09:35You fucking date-wrapped me, you piece of shit!
09:41I never want to see you again!
09:49I need a drink.
09:52Mr. Wright?
09:53You're going to be a very rich man.
09:57Your life is about to change, sir.
10:03And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
10:22I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
10:25And then you'll come crawling back.
10:28But, just in case...
10:31Dustin, how's it going in there?
10:32All set, boss.
10:33Cameras in every room.
10:37Perfect.
10:38It's time for the contingency.
10:49The last three years of my life have led to this.
10:54I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
10:59Here's to you, gorgeous.
11:02Whoever you are.
11:02I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
11:17I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
11:21Life's a dream.
11:23Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
11:26She's right, Lily.
11:27This app is different.
11:29Are you even listening to yourself?
11:30You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
11:33Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
11:35No.
11:36If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
11:44Lily, this is serendipity.
11:46What is?
11:47Love Swipe.
11:48It just released a new update.
11:49Oh my god.
11:50Are you serious right now?
11:52You're trying it.
11:53No the hell I'm not.
11:55Give me that back.
11:56You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
12:01Fine.
12:02Fine.
12:03I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive you.
12:07No way.
12:11Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
12:23Okay.
12:24Let's go give Tim the surprise of his life.
12:26Come on.
12:29Surprise!
12:33Tim?
12:35Tanya, what the hell?
12:36What are you doing here, Lily?
12:38Tanya, you're my best friend.
12:40How could you do this?
12:41We, we both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
12:52What are you doing?
12:54I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright.
13:03You are going to throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app?
13:10We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is that I've simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
13:19Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
13:25I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
13:27I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
13:27Oh, well, we will destroy you, Jake Wright!
13:35Ah!
13:36and
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14:18Oh ex girlfriend
14:20Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club
14:24My boyfriend
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14:28Who's sleeping with my best friend
14:30Ouch
14:32How about I
14:34Buy us a drink
14:36And you can tell me about it
14:38Okay
14:40That's all this is is an invitation for
14:44Something more
14:46Oh of course not
14:48I would never take advantage
14:50Ma'am
14:52I'll have two more boys
14:54Whatever she was having
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23:34I'm so glad you're hanging out with us Lily.
23:36I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex boyfriend who cheated on her.
23:38Life's a dream.
23:40Lily, I'm telling you you need to download love swipe.
23:42She's right Lily. This app is different.
23:44Are you even listening to yourself? You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
23:48Lily, one day you're gonna look back at this.
23:50No, if either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm gonna scream.
23:58Lily, this is serendipity.
24:00What is?
24:02Love swipe. It just released a new update.
24:04Oh my god, are you serious right now?
24:06You're trying it.
24:08No the hell I'm not. Give me that back.
24:10You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding girl.
24:18Fine. Fine. I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive you.
24:26No way.
24:28Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
24:40Okay. Let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
24:46Surprise!
24:50Tim?
24:52Tanya, what the hell?
24:54What are you doing here, Lily?
24:56Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
24:58We, we both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
25:10What are you doing?
25:11I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
25:14You are going to throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
25:28Our app?
25:30We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is to have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
25:40What? Oh! I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
25:44What? Oh. Oh well, that was it Orola is right at the hotel underneath.
25:56I'm the one who is at the hotel.
26:01Nope.
26:02Where are you guys going to the hotel.
26:06Sorry I got over Celeste
26:13Real love just makes me jealous
26:16Thank you, Nick.
26:25Break up?
26:31Yep.
26:33My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
26:42My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, is sleeping with my best friend.
26:48Ouch.
26:50How about I buy us a drink and you can tell me about it.
26:57Okay.
26:59That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
27:03Oh, of course not. I would never take advantage.
27:09Ma'am, I'll have two more boys, whatever she was having.
27:13It's a heartbreak.
27:22Finding true love.
27:24Finding true love.
27:54Finding true love.
27:55I'm sorry.
27:56Don't be afraid.
27:57I'm sorry.
27:58I'm sorry.
27:59I'm sorry.
28:01I'm sorry.
28:03I'm sorry.
28:05I'm sorry.
28:07You're wrong.
28:09I'm sorry.
28:10I'm sorry.
28:13I'm sorry.
28:15Yeah.
28:16I'm sorry.
28:47Who's there?
29:10I hope you don't mind. I raided your fridge.
29:14Oh, you didn't have to?
29:17Um, we didn't, you know.
29:25With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last
29:30time.
29:33Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
29:35Oh, thank God.
29:36Not that I wouldn't want, I mean, you're a very, you're a very attractive man.
29:44I'm Mr. Mr. Wright.
29:49Wright.
29:51Jake.
29:52Wright, how could I forget?
29:54You put my name in your phone as Mr. Wright.
29:58Your idea, not mine.
30:07I almost forgot.
30:08Oh, sorry. I...
30:28Wait, I... I thought you slept on the couch.
30:32I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
30:36And I said you felt the same.
30:39Sorry, I...
30:40I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
30:45Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
30:46By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called LoveSweep.
30:53Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
30:55Okay, well, this one's a bit...
30:56Especially that one, I mean, even the name, it just...
30:59Oh, well, I hope I'm giving it a shot.
31:03Because I think you deserve to find real love.
31:06I didn't press charges.
31:31Because you love me?
31:33I care for you.
31:34But no.
31:35I don't love you.
31:37We created an incredible app.
31:40LoveSwipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
31:44Take care, please.
31:48Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
31:53Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
31:57Forever.
31:59All mine.
32:01What do you want, Tanya?
32:09Can we please just talk?
32:12I want my best friend back.
32:15Well, too damn bad.
32:17I don't want to hear it.
32:17Now, please, can you go?
32:19Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
32:23Reasonable?
32:24Reasonable?
32:24It says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
32:35Lily, stop.
32:37Lily, stop.
32:39Stop.
32:39I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
32:45It's okay.
32:47Hey.
32:48Lily.
32:49Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
32:54What is that?
33:10That jerk, he lied to me!
33:12Love Swipe uses a unique approach, with potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the seventh date.
33:37So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
33:42That's right.
33:43And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people X you every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
33:51Love Swipe.
33:53That's perfect.
33:54Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
34:07How are the eggs?
34:09You fucking day-wrecked me, you piece of shit!
34:15I never want to see you again!
34:23I need a drink.
34:26Mr. Wright?
34:28You're going to be a very rich man.
34:31Your life is about to change, sir.
34:37And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
34:56I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
34:59And then you'll come crawling back.
35:02But, just in case...
35:05Dustin, how's it going in there?
35:06All set, boss.
35:08Cameras in every room.
35:11Perfect.
35:12It's time for the contingency.
35:23The last three years of my life have led to this.
35:28I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
35:32Here's to you, gorgeous, whoever you are.
35:36I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
35:51I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
35:56Life's a dream.
35:57Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
36:00She's right, Lily.
36:01This app is different.
36:03Are you even listening to yourself?
36:05You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
36:08Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
36:09No, if either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
36:18Lily, this is serendipity.
36:21What is?
36:22Love Swipe.
36:22It just released a new update.
36:24Oh my god, are you serious right now?
36:26You're trying it.
36:27No, the hell I'm not.
36:29Give me that back.
36:30You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
36:36Fine.
36:36Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive you.
36:44No way.
36:45Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
36:58Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life.
37:00Come on.
37:03Surprise!
37:07Tim?
37:09Tanya, what the hell?
37:11What are you doing here, Lily?
37:12Tanya, you're my best friend.
37:14How could you do this?
37:15We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
37:26What are you doing?
37:28I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright.
37:31You are going to throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app?
37:45Our app?
37:46We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is that I've simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
37:53Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
38:01What's wrong?
38:01What are you doing here?
38:02Let's go...
38:03What are you doing here?
38:19Oh!
38:21I've been left behind. Sorry I got over to us. Real love just makes me jealous.
38:33You see me?
38:42Break up.
38:48Yep.
38:50My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
38:59My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, is sleeping with my best friend.
39:05Ouch.
39:07How about I buy us a drink, and you can tell me about it.
39:13Okay.
39:16That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
39:20Oh, of course not. I would never take advantage.
39:25Ma'am, I'll have two more boys, whatever she was having.
39:34It's a heartbreak.
39:40Finding true love.
39:43Otherwise, I'm having to use a function Bethuck.
39:58Oh, and can I maintain somehow and send your wife to her Hallproom.
40:01So, I don't know.
40:02I can't really talk about how things can I take.
41:06I hope you don't mind.
41:28You and I raided your fridge.
41:30Oh, you didn't have to...
41:36We didn't...
41:40You know...
41:42With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
41:50Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
41:52Oh, thank God.
41:53Not that I wouldn't want...
41:57I mean, you're a very...
41:59You're a very attractive man.
42:01I'm Mr...
42:03Mr...
42:05Right.
42:06Right.
42:08Jake.
42:09Right, how could I forget?
42:11You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
42:15Your idea, not mine.
42:17I almost forgot.
42:25Oh, sorry, I...
42:45Wait, I...
42:47I thought you slept on the couch.
42:50I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
42:53I didn't say you felt the same.
42:56Sorry, I...
42:57I get a little flirty...
43:00When I'm drunk.
43:01Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
43:06By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called LoveSweep.
43:10Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
43:12Okay, well, this one's a bit...
43:13Especially that one.
43:14I mean, even the name, it just...
43:16Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
43:21Because...
43:21I think you deserve to find real love.
43:31LoveSweep is going to make a lot of people very happy.
44:01Take care, please.
44:05Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
44:10Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
44:14Forever.
44:16All mine.
44:21Mmm.
44:25What do you want, Tanya?
44:26Can we please just talk?
44:28I want my best friend back.
44:32Well, too damn bad.
44:34I don't want to hear it.
44:34Now, please, can you go?
44:36Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
44:41Reasonable?
44:43Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend,
44:46and you're telling me to be reasonable?
44:52Lily, stop.
44:54Lily, stop.
44:55Stop.
44:56Stop.
44:57I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this,
44:59but there is somebody out there for you.
45:02It's okay.
45:04Hey.
45:05Lily.
45:06Lily, I want you to be in love, and...
45:09and I want you to be happy, but...
45:11What is that?
45:16That jerk, he lied to me!
45:29Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
45:48With potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
45:52and recognized love on the seventh date.
45:54So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
45:59That's right.
46:00And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
46:03like you brilliant people execute every single day,
46:06everyone will be guaranteed true love.
46:09Love Swipe.
46:10That's perfect.
46:11Thank you for your time,
46:13and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
46:16How are the eggs?
46:26You fucking day-wrecked me, you piece of shit!
46:33I never want to see you again!
46:40I need a drink.
46:41Mr. Wright,
46:44you're going to be a very rich man.
46:48Your life is about to change, sir.
47:06And just like that,
47:08I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
47:10I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
47:16And then you'll come crawling back.
47:19But,
47:20just in case.
47:22Dustin, how's it going in there?
47:23All set, boss.
47:25Cameras in every room.
47:28Perfect.
47:29It's time for the contingency.
47:30The last three years of my life
47:41have led to this.
47:45I'm going to make the world fall in love,
47:47and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
47:51Here's to you,
47:52gorgeous,
47:53whoever you are.
47:53I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
48:08I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend
48:10and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
48:13Life's a dream.
48:14Lily,
48:15I'm telling you,
48:16you need to download Love Swipe.
48:17She's right, Lily.
48:18This app is different.
48:20Are you even listening to yourself?
48:22You downloaded a dating app
48:23while you were in a relationship.
48:25Lily,
48:25one day you're going to look back at this.
48:26No,
48:27if either of you says one more word
48:28about that stupid app,
48:29I swear I'm going to scream.
48:35Lily,
48:36this is serendipity.
48:38What is?
48:39Love Swipe.
48:39It just released a new update.
48:41Oh my God,
48:42are you serious right now?
48:43You're trying it.
48:44No the hell I'm not.
48:46Give me that back.
48:47You'll thank me later
48:48when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
48:53Fine.
48:54Fine,
48:54I'll try your stupid app
48:55just to prove that both of you
48:56were horrible people
48:57and I'll never forgive you.
49:01No way.
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