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00:00Clare requires 40.
00:07Yes, sir!
00:30Now then, today, the king of the knotted knucklers,
00:39the atlas of the indoor league arm-wrestling rostrum,
00:42will be crowned.
00:43Sixteen of the strongest limbs in the land
00:45have gone through blood, sweat, jeers,
00:48and we've now reached the final stages.
00:50The pick of Britain's bulging biceps
00:52will be taking the strain for 100 quid and a gold medal.
00:55So let's get eyeball to eyeball
00:58with the last ferocious four.
01:00First, we have Mark Sinclair Scott,
01:02an ex-Arovian grouse-shooting male model on the right here.
01:06He's out to pose problems for Big Buster Whitney from the smoke.
01:10It's the first semi-final,
01:11and the best of three falls decided it.
01:16Remember, the winner of this one
01:18goes into the first semi-final.
01:21Mark Scott.
01:23I think, maybe, will take it off.
01:26Well, it can chew here as Whitney goes for the first one,
01:28and there it is.
01:291-0 to Whitney in the first round.
01:32But the first round is not over yet,
01:34so they don't change sides.
01:35Wait for the count.
01:38He's got worried about his left hand.
01:40I don't know why he's putting too much pressure on his trousers there.
01:42He should be behind his back, that left hand of his.
01:44Yes, he was caught.
01:47The referee spotted it.
01:49So Whitney now on the left.
01:50We're going for a 2-0 win.
01:52It wasn't quite there.
01:53I think it slipped.
01:54After a little toweling down,
02:09can we go ahead again without having to change the grip,
02:11as was changed in the quarter-final,
02:14because of the impossibility of continuing with that grip
02:17because of slip-ups.
02:18And all is up at Barstaff, but he couldn't do it,
02:22so Whitney the winner there in the first of the finalists.
02:27So Buster Whitney, who's only been arm-wrestling a couple of years,
02:30goes through to the final,
02:32beating the anti-post favourite, Mark Sinclair Scott.
02:35Next in action, Roy Conningale, another Londoner,
02:38and King Ben Boothman from Keithley in the waistcoat.
02:42I think that...
02:47I don't think he's going to take that.
02:49No, I don't think the referee's decided that's a fall at all.
02:51Wait for the 3-2-1 again.
02:52Wait for the 3-2-1.
02:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:54Take grip.
02:55Back to the original grip, of course,
02:57the correct grip for this competition.
03:00And it's sold.
03:01Very fast indeed, Boothman, going over there.
03:05No sweat-fucking Ben.
03:06Now he's up against another tough type.
03:09Bill Brownlee from Leeds.
03:12Well, at the start of his fourth round tightbaker,
03:14and it's a four-minute round, this one.
03:22Brownlee put in everything he knows,
03:23but look how beautifully King Ben holds him up.
03:28Vintage stuff, and no fall either way
03:30after a ten-minute sheer slog.
03:32If we had a caber available,
03:34they could toss that to decide the winners,
03:36but with no bigger than a ten-pence piece.
03:39Heads it's King Ben,
03:40tails it's Bill Brownlee.
03:42Edge it is,
03:43so King Ben Boothman goes through.
03:45Now, while they're manipulating their muscles for the final,
03:49let's go over to table football,
03:51the game which is played at international level
03:53all the way from Scotland to Turkey.
03:55Amir Marifa,
03:56and Creighton Ambos on the right
03:59are up against Roger Guttridge and Theo Goodall.
04:02First to score six goals is the winner,
04:04and Keith Macklin's doing the chat.
04:06And these are the Dorset pair,
04:08Guttridge and Goodall,
04:10products of college football also.
04:12Moving them all into the back line for a shot.
04:14And this is Ambos and Marifa in possession in their back line.
04:18At the moment,
04:19no pattern able to emerge,
04:21but they've moved it up into the middle,
04:23neither side getting a grip,
04:25either on their wrists or on the game at the moment.
04:29Goodall and Guttridge, of course,
04:30one down.
04:30That's always a bit of a blow
04:31to have a goal conceded right in the first minute.
04:34Then they're going to have to hit back.
04:35But this is Ambos and Marifa,
04:36again trying one from the back line,
04:38generating tremendous power from the back.
04:40Enormous flick of the wrist there.
04:44At the moment,
04:44power rather in the van
04:47with combined table football
04:50conspicuous by its absence.
04:52And that was a pretty poor shot.
04:53The ball must be kept down.
04:54That was flicked over the top.
04:56Now, again, Ambos and Marifa,
04:57but not such a good shot.
04:59One of the great techniques of this game
05:00is to swerve the ball past defence
05:02and into the goal.
05:04And that was the most remarkable goal.
05:05One goal.
05:06That was a shot by Ambos and Marifa,
05:07a really lucky one,
05:08which came flying back virtually
05:09from the goalkeeper
05:10and into the net at the other end.
05:11So that's 1-1.
05:13So a lucky comeback
05:13for Goodall and Gutteridge.
05:16But still, it's Ambos and Marifa.
05:17It was certainly favourites
05:18for this particular round.
05:20But it's 1-1.
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