00:00So I just recorded, like, eight minutes of footage, yeah, and, um, hmm, wasn't recording the entire time. That is adorable. That's just love. I just want to fuck it. Yeah!
00:14What would you do if your son was at home, crying alone on the bedroom floor, because he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is sleep with the man for a little bit of money, and his daddy's gone.
00:34Ugh. So, hey, guys. I'm not doing the fisheye lens thingy, because my camera makes noises now. It's great! When I zoom in, it goes, and then when I zoom out, it's like, so, today's vlog.
00:53Yo, wanna shut up? This is my camera. It is a Handycam Sony HDD Hybrid DCR-SR45. In other words, shit.
01:11That's night vision, um, so that's really cool. Alright, this is the fisheye lens. Look it out.
01:16Whoa, everything's like a bubble, man. Yep. Little pink thing I use. It's so cute. I waited a month to get the pink one. I could've got the silver one, but I was like, nope, nope.
01:35Use that to videotape things, and then I was like, here. I need a video cam. Use this little baby right here. It has a mustache. Check it out.
01:46A mustache. Hello. Hello. Every time I pressed record, it was like, please touch the reset button. Here. This is a piece of poop.
01:56I had this little, little, this gigantor. Gigantor coming to a storm. Oh my god, check it out. What? I love you.
02:09Check it out. I had a fanny pack. For, like, fanny packing. I got this. That's irrelevant.
02:20My sister tried selling this behind my back, and I was like, no. Retainer that I never wear. That I'm supposed to wear.
02:29Look at that. I should sell it. There's, like, pubes in it. What? That right there is a cold sore, but it looks like a harp.
02:41I'm sick, as you can tell. I'm like, this is a vlog.
02:45Stop bragging about how good you can fight. It's gross. It's nasty, and you look like a hur-da-da-bur-da-bur-bur-bur.
02:54And if you're a boy, stop bragging about how good you can fight, and stop fighting people, because honestly, I don't think girls care.
03:00Well, some do, but I don't, and believe me, if you brag about fighting, you're not getting this, or that, or these, or those, or this, or this, or these, or anything around your...
