Guy Introduces His GF As His Mom

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00:01Happy anniversary, love.

00:07Steve.

00:09Long time no see.

00:12Hey, buddy.

00:13Hello.

00:15Hi, I'm Paul.

00:17Steve's friend. And you're?

00:19I'm his girlfriend.

00:20Mom.

00:21This is my mom.

00:25Nice to meet you, Mrs. McQuaid.

00:30I'm celebrating my birthday here tomorrow.

00:32The whole gang is coming. You should come too.

00:34Wouldn't miss it.

00:36Good. I'll see you tomorrow then.

00:39Mrs. McQuaid.

00:46Your mom?

00:51How could you humiliate me like that?

00:53I've... panicked.

00:56So...

00:59That's why you never introduce me to any of your friends.

01:05How are we supposed to move forward?

01:08If you're so ashamed of me.

01:09Move forward?

01:10What do you mean move forward?

01:12We're just having a good time together.

01:15What?

01:16Do you think this was heading toward marriage?

01:19That is the natural progression to any of relationship, isn't it?

01:23Jen.

01:24Have you looked at yourself?

01:27If I ever get married,

01:29it'll be to a young woman.

01:32Not some...

01:33old hag.

01:36Screw you.

01:37Are you okay, Mrs. McQuaid?

01:52I am not Mrs. McQuaid.

01:54What? It just...

01:56That brat was too ashamed to admit that I'm his girlfriend.

02:03Because apparently he's too ashamed by me.

02:07What a jerk.

02:09No, that's...

02:11I was too naive to even think that somebody could genuinely love me at my age.

02:18Sorry for dumping this on you.

02:24I just gonna go.

02:25No, no, wait, wait, wait.

02:26Come to my party tomorrow.

02:28Uh, thank you, but I'm not Steve's girlfriend anymore.

02:33Then don't come as his girlfriend, come as mine.

02:38We need to teach that idiot a lesson.

02:40Hey, everyone!

02:45Meet my new girlfriend, Jennifer.

02:50I hope you don't mind.

02:51I didn't tell anyone she's her mom.

02:55Paul, you're lucky Scandler.

02:57Dude, seriously?

02:58She's old enough to be his mom.

03:01So what?

03:03Anyone can pick up a young chick.

03:05But a sophisticated woman like that was a real start.

03:09Thanks, man.

03:11Paul's only been with Jennifer for a day.

03:15I was with her for two years.

03:18And I was the one who saw her for who she really is.

03:25I'm...

03:26I'm sorry.

03:28Let's get back together.

03:32Dating?

03:35Is not enough, Aminimo.

03:39Then...

03:41Marry me!

03:42Steve!

03:45Of course!

03:50Of course not.

03:55Your words prove that you're just a little boy.

04:00Too dependent on what others think of you.

04:06Jen, you misunderstood.

04:10Did I?

04:12Let's replay it.

04:13Sure.

04:20Jen, have you looked at yourself?

04:23If I ever get married, it'll be to a young woman, not some old hag.

04:30Dude, you're such a jerk.

04:33Jennifer...

04:34Steve!

04:35Steve!

04:36You were so worried about people thinking poorly of you.

04:38And now they think even worse of you.

04:40Take your hands off my daughter!

04:41Mom!

04:42Mom, you've got the wrong idea.

04:43Honey, it's okay.

04:44What nursing home did you escape from?

04:45Ma'am, allow me to introduce myself.

04:46I'm Robert Reginald McCall.

04:47The third.

04:48I see it.

04:49It wasn't a nursing home, but a mental hospital.

04:50Mom!

04:51Mom, this is my boyfriend, okay?

04:52Your boyfriend?

04:53Your boyfriend?

04:54Honey, the boyfriend is someone under 40 or 40.

04:55And this is...

04:56He can be my father.

04:57I see it.

04:58I see it.

04:59I see it.

05:00I see it.

05:01I see it.

05:02I see it.

05:03I see it.

05:04I see it.

05:05I see it.

05:06I see it.

05:07I see it.

05:08I see it.

05:09I see it.

05:10I see it.

05:11I see it.

05:12I see it.

05:13It was a nursing home, but a mental hospital.

05:14Mom!

05:15Mom, this is my boyfriend, okay?

05:16Your boyfriend?

05:17Honey, the boyfriend is someone under 40 or 40.

05:20And this is...

05:21He can be my father.

05:23Excuse me, ma'am.

05:24I think we may have got off on the wrong foot.

05:28I hope this sets the tone for our meeting.

05:33Oh...

05:37This must be worth a fortune.

05:39For some people, yes.

05:41But for me, pocket change.

05:48So, uh...

05:49Mom?

05:50Can we...

05:51Can we go in now?

05:53Yes.

05:54Yes, of course.

05:55It's coming.

05:56I would like to get to know you better.

05:59Robert Nefert.

06:01Oh!

06:02Yes, but you only give me three dollars.

06:13Yes, that's right.

06:14All the best.

06:15How are things with you and him?

06:17Is it serious?

06:18Well, as you can see, I'm already in charge of all of his medications, so...

06:23You don't sound very happy about that.

06:25He trusts you.

06:26I know, but...

06:28He's old and he smells and he makes so many strange noises even when he just sits in a chair.

06:34I...

06:35Did you remember what I told you?

06:36Yes.

06:37He's rich and that's all that matters.

06:39That's right.

06:40Tolerate.

06:41And grow to love.

06:43The main thing is to get him to marry you and get all of his money.

06:49I know.

06:50I know.

06:51I know.

06:54Oh my God.

06:55Robert!

06:56Oh my God.

06:57Okay, I'm calling an ambulance.

06:58They're not gonna make it.

06:59Robert, Robert.

07:00Robert, wake up.

07:01Wake up, Robert.

07:02Not yet, not yet.

07:04Robert!

07:05Robert!

07:06Not now.

07:07You can't die now.

07:15The look on your faces!

07:18Wake up!

07:19Wake up!

07:20By the way, what did you mean by not yet?

07:27You are still young and I was worried about you.

07:31Oh, thank you, but don't worry about it.

07:34With modern medicine and my money, I'll live for another 20 years with your beautiful daughter.

07:43Now, please excuse me and can you point me in the right direction to your restaurant?

07:48Yeah.

07:49Yeah, over there.

07:57Does he do this a lot?

07:59You know, from time to time.

08:03So, here's to your patience.

08:11But you know what?

08:12You don't have to be worried about me because I have someone to comfort me.

08:16What do you mean?

08:17I mean, the relationship with Robert, it's more or less like a job.

08:22It's purely for the money.

08:23And in the meantime, I've been having fun with my dick.

08:27Don't even start about your dick.

08:32But this loser actor is just dragging you down.

08:36Why can I keep him as my lover?

08:38Huh?

08:39Don't risk it with him.

08:41You found a gold mine.

08:42Do the right thing now and be a good girl for Robert DeVert.

08:51Or Robert DeVert.

08:52You would really trade love for money.

08:54Of course.

08:55Robert can buy you anything in the world.

08:59And with Jack, you will live in a shack.

09:02And you will always regret that you chose some phantom love over money.

09:07You should leave him now.

09:09What?

09:10No.

09:11No, I'm not.

09:12Listen to your mother.

09:13You know I want what's the best for you.

09:15What's all the yelling about, girls?

09:18Oh, we were just arguing about whether we should eat here or in the yard outside.

09:25We'll eat outside.

09:27It helps my digestion.

09:29Oh.

09:30Yeah.

09:31Yeah.

09:32Yeah.

09:33Yeah.

09:34I had to pay a lot of money to get my name off the Forbes list.

09:38Money loves silence.

09:39You know?

09:40Oh, you have so many interesting stars, Robert.

09:45Honey, why don't you join us the conversation?

09:52Or you're more interested in your phone.

09:55You know what?

09:58Excuse me for a moment.

09:59Hey.

10:00Okay, Robert, tell me another story.

10:04You are very good at it.

10:05Actually, I'd like to ask you a question.

10:08Oh.

10:09I'm all ears.

10:12Do you think I can make your daughter happy?

10:16Oh, Robert, what a question.

10:20You can buy her anything.

10:23A house, a car, jewelry.

10:26Jewelry.

10:27You can buy anything she wants.

10:29Yes, I can give her anything.

10:32But I can't give her romance or passion.

10:36And more importantly, I can't give her children.

10:41Unfortunately, money can't buy everything.

10:45So, do you think Mary can be happy with me?

10:50Um, I think so.

10:55Alrighty.

10:56Do I have your blessing?

10:58Yes, yes.

10:59I need to check out the pie in the oven.

11:04Sorry.

11:05Mary, are you okay?

11:13Yes.

11:14Yes.

11:15Yes.

11:16Yes.

11:17Yes.

11:18Please.

11:48Girls!

11:53I hope you have some energy for one more surprise.

11:57This time without passing out.

12:00I promise.

12:02Mary, please.

12:09You know how much you mean to me.

12:12So I have one important question to ask you.

12:18And I realize I lack energy and youthfulness.

12:25But for everything else, I have my bank card.

12:37Will you marry me?

12:40Well...

12:42Yes. Yes, of course.

12:59My name.

13:00Yes.

13:04Ma'am, aren't you going to congratulate the newly engaged couple?

13:11No, I won't.

13:13What?

13:14There's no going to be any wedding.

13:17I'm not giving you my blessing.

13:20But...

13:21Mom.

13:22Are you...

13:23Are you serious?

13:24Yes.

13:25Yes, honey.

13:26I shouldn't have made you to leave Jack.

13:29He can give you the most important thing, love.

13:32And it doesn't matter how much money he has.

13:36The main thing is that he makes you happy.

13:39You're happy.

13:42And you don't have to spend the best years of your life with old, smelly, whizzing money bank.

13:51No offense, Robert III.

13:52You're the first.

13:55Finally.

13:58What?

13:59Finally.

14:00You've admitted it.

14:03What's going on?

14:06Mom, actually...

14:08I'm sorry, but we put on a little show for you.

14:12Just because we wanted to prove it to you that money is not the most important thing in the relationship.

14:17And I'm so happy that he finally realized that.

14:25Time for my last trick.

14:33Oh, my God.

14:37So, this is all just a joke?

14:42Well, not really.

14:43And first of all, I'm not a failed actor anymore.

14:45Yeah, that's true. Jack has been in contract with an agency now.

14:50And actually, we're quite rich now.

14:54And secondly,

14:57I really want to marry a daughter.

14:59Oh.

15:00Oh.

15:12Oh.

15:14Oh.

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