Full Episode 8 _ The best comedy show _ Comedy Nights Bachao

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00:00Oh

00:16What the hell? What the hell?

00:18Gunpati Pandal Menace, they are giving the feeling of ballroom today. Wow!

00:23Very big, very big.

00:25Bharti Ji. Kamal.

00:30Oh

01:00Let's start with the number one show with the number one artist. Welcome to Comedy Nights, Bacchao!

01:10Bharti, do you know that the episode of today's episode, I won't get any money.

01:17Do you know who our guest today?

01:20Where is he?

01:23Sorry, Karan.

01:25Why didn't he come here?

01:26Why?

01:27Do you have promos?

01:28Karan has given them a blank check that you have to fill the amount.

01:31And our Sharman Joshi, Gujarati man,

01:34they took the amount of the bank and took it to him.

01:40That's why I didn't come here, Bharti.

01:41That's wrong, man. I saw the trailer.

01:44How many people have done their work?

01:46That's why I'm tired.

01:48But they didn't do their work alone, right?

01:51They've also done their work.

01:53Oh!

01:57Zareen.

02:00Brother, what do you do?

02:05Do you know me and Zareen are so old friends?

02:08Hi, Zareen.

02:09I know Daisy's acting is good.

02:10But the biggest fan is Zareen.

02:11What?

02:12Is it Zareen?

02:13Absolutely.

02:14I know Daisy's acting is good.

02:16But the biggest fan is Zareen.

02:19Is it Zareen?

02:21Is it Zareen?

02:22Absolutely, absolutely.

02:23But Daisy's...

02:24Now, you'll get the money to my house.

02:26Yes.

02:28What's the matter?

02:29We've seen films from the show.

02:31We've taken it to the show.

02:32It's a good thing.

02:33It's a good thing.

02:34It's a good thing.

02:36Really?

02:37I'll tell you,

02:38I'll tell you,

02:39people are very big at Daisy.

02:40Meaning,

02:41we had Salman brother.

02:42What the matter?

02:43Then we went to Bharti Big Boss.

02:44I'd always get off and on.

02:45And that's not what you're in front of me.

02:47In truth.

02:48Salman brother,

02:49they say,

02:50that's...

02:51...comedy nights,

02:52save the super hit.

02:53Save the super hit.

02:55What did you do, brother?

02:57The show is a hit.

03:00But Bharti,

03:01What?

03:02There's a big thing in me and Sharman

03:04that's a big thing.

03:05What?

03:06They didn't have a film with Gholmal

03:07and Rohi Shetty.

03:08I didn't have a film with him.

03:09I also told him,

03:10but I didn't have a film with him.

03:11No, no.

03:12It's different, son.

03:13They didn't get you.

03:15They didn't get you.

03:20But...

03:21I'll tell you,

03:22I'll tell you.

03:23Please, come here.

03:24I'll tell you.

03:25I'll tell you,

03:26you're superb.

03:27When you say,

03:28you're thinking,

03:29you're thinking,

03:30I mean,

03:31you're acting.

03:32I mean,

03:33you've eaten,

03:34you've eaten.

03:35You've eaten.

03:36You've eaten.

03:37This is the thing

03:38that they gave you money.

03:40Now, Shoko,

03:41I'll tell you.

03:42But,

03:43in three days,

03:44it was great.

03:45They were walking from the balcony.

03:46But, look at the timing.

03:47Now,

03:48we're going to sit on the bed.

03:53Let's go, let's go.

03:54I'll tell you, Shoko.

03:55So, Bharti Ji,

03:56you can call it down.

03:57Yes.

03:58We do the same thing.

03:59We do the same thing.

04:00We do the same thing.

04:01We do the same thing.

04:02But,

04:03this time,

04:04this is a mess.

04:05It's a mess.

04:06What?

04:07Hello?

04:08Zareen and Daisy are coming.

04:10Tujya!

04:11Tujya!

04:13Tujya!

04:14Tujya!

04:19Man, vaki ji,

04:20who can we just sit first?

04:21Do you, sir?

04:22You, sir?

04:23I would like dat � distort

04:24and the eres

04:36Uh?

04:38Sorry.

04:39I forgot about the boss.

04:40Oh

04:44Oh Zareen or

04:46Charman ke liye chaar chand lagane a rai hai bharati or karan

04:49Nik karan aap ke wale karan ni humare wale ki humare wale bhot bade veli

04:54Jabi bulao jaha bulao a jate haarti hor karan ke liye

04:58Zor daar thaliya ho jai

05:03Eek minute aap soch roon ki yeh gulat kese kar diya isle na

05:06Ho ie,gai bi eye check kareath fa like Kya hai ladki me bhanda chođri ni raki

05:11Aap bhi tha neue,chol d vengeli abhi

05:14Bi,sa ek baat boh ali,abhima bahar jaoogh ni

05:16Saaree Rising represa merha ch cumerih

05:20Kaji zecat zak ni,우�rolleng k Emp�� spray haa

05:26Manghi meh chaataki, EVGE 2023

05:30Macase kitin ye acele lag rahe hai

05:33Yeeее,o qideir hen?

05:35I have to go somewhere with a dumbbell.

05:38What a story.

05:43Lazy Shah is here.

05:46I know that his name is Daisy Shah.

05:49But in the film, he is so lazy.

05:51He is upstairs from bed.

05:54And you are also a big guy.

05:56The doctor has told him for 4 days to bed rest,

05:58he is upstairs from the whole film.

06:00Sir, sir.

06:02What are you doing?

06:04Do not accept it.

06:05Your face would look good.

06:07Because you were in shape.

06:09But when Chaturlingam had accepted the face,

06:15all of them were running like this.

06:19But one thing I will tell you.

06:21Zareen and Daisy are very smart girls.

06:23Very smart girls.

06:25Because the debut was with Salman.

06:28And they were doing romance.

06:29And they were doing it.

06:30But this is the same thing.

06:32I took a bottle,

06:33I took a bottle,

06:34I took a bottle,

06:35I took a bottle,

06:36I took a bottle,

06:37and I was eating something else.

06:38But, honestly,

06:39I will tell you something.

06:41I have signed a hit story for 4.

06:43With Rajnikant.

06:45Yes.

06:46Because I have seen all the hit stories.

06:49The first hit story.

06:50The second hit story.

06:53The second hit story.

06:55The second hit story.

06:57Oh!

06:58Ah!

06:59Ah!

07:00Oh!

07:01Ah!

07:02Ah!

07:03Ah!

07:04Ah!

07:05Ah!

07:06Because it's not a joke of human being.

07:08Oh, God.

07:15Thank you, thank you.

07:16I mean, you've never taken it with me, Kar?

07:18What?

07:20If you've got it wrong with your face,

07:22then who took it with me?

07:24I'll tell you once again.

07:25You've got a lot of money for Karan.

07:27Thank you, thank you, thank you.

07:29I'm telling you, thank you.

07:30Not for Karan, I'm telling you, Karan Grover.

07:33They've done a good job.

07:36I'll tell you one thing.

07:38Same to same.

07:39He's also handsome.

07:41That's also handsome.

07:42He's also handsome.

07:44He's also handsome.

07:45He's also six-pack.

07:46He's also six-pack.

07:48He's also handsome.

07:50He's also handsome.

07:52Hey, bro, guest.

07:55We're changing the conversation.

07:56I mean, who are you talking about?

07:59Hey, hate story 3, super star.

08:02I mean, I'm sorry, I know.

08:04I know, man, that's a bad guy.

08:06I mean, I've only seen a bit of a bit of a bit.

08:09So I didn't get to the bit of a bit of a bit.

08:11I didn't get to the bit of a bit.

08:12I didn't get to the bit of a bit.

08:14Sharman ji, you're such a big actor.

08:16I'm a big fan of them.

08:17I don't know.

08:18I feel like they're the two of them.

08:20They're telling me.

08:21I'm a fan of them.

08:25I've watched all the films.

08:26What's your timing?

08:28You're so sorry, my name is.

08:30What was your name?

08:32What was your name?

08:33But the reality was my super nanny.

08:38Why?

08:39Super nanny was a comedy film.

08:42That was the film that was too?

08:43His choice was a super nanny.

08:46What do you mean?

08:46I don't get anything.

08:48Look, Karan died.

08:51He's out of here.

08:53You're right, you're right.

08:55Sometimes men don't get a chance,

08:56sometimes men get a chance.

08:58I'll tell you one thing, Sharman sir.

09:02It's gone.

09:03It's gone.

09:05You look so good to see him.

09:07He's gone.

09:08He's gone.

09:09But I've seen him in the trailer, you've also gone.

09:11Of course.

09:12It was a lot of effort.

09:13How many boys have been busy?

09:15You've stayed for one minute.

09:17He's gone.

09:18How did you feel?

09:19How did you feel the weight loss?

09:20How did they all work?

09:28Sharman sir.

09:29This is my punch.

09:30This is my chest.

09:31This is my chest.

09:33But there's no tension.

09:35If this is here,

09:36I'll do it with you.

09:38I'll do it with you.

09:39Okay?

09:40One time, Zor Dhar Taliya,

09:41Zareen and Daisy.

09:46For the party and Karan,

09:47Zor Dhar Taliya,

09:51What a joke.

09:52A hate story with you,

09:54should become a sweet story.

09:56It's not so sweet.

09:57He's not even left.

09:58I was checking out.

10:00What are these boys eating?

10:03I mean, I'm a kid.

10:05I'm wearing a very sensitive clothes.

10:07I don't know what to show.

10:08I don't know what to show.

10:09I don't know.

10:10Oh, my child.

10:12How are you?

10:13A little child.

10:14I'm trying.

10:16I'm trying.

10:17It's not a comedy.

10:18It's a big one.

10:19What do I do?

10:20I'm trying to beat a dumbbell.

10:22I'm trying to beat a body.

10:24A little bit.

10:25There's so many cuts in your body.

10:26You know...

10:27Like this person fun humans.

10:28I feel as though動 Health reckon it will be very hard.

10:31You know.

10:32initially,

10:34Let me show you.

10:35Look at how you show me.

10:36Let me show you.

10:37Should we show you?

10:38I show you.

10:39You show me.

10:40Please show me.

10:45Humanity.

10:46It will come slowly slowly.

10:47You will get in the air.

10:49It will strikeів very low on.

10:50Zareen Ji, how do you feel about it?

10:52It's very nice.

10:53Look, there's a caran grower here.

10:56We have a caran grower here.

10:58It's fun.

11:00What's the matter? Very nice.

11:02It's a great deal for caran.

11:10I'll tell you something.

11:11People make six biscuits.

11:13She made 12.

11:14She said, I'll get six. I don't have work.

11:16It's a great surprise for Sharman, Zareen and Daisy.

11:22It's a pizza.

11:24You don't have to worry about eating?

11:26No pizza.

11:28We've come to a caran grower here.

11:30It's a pizza.

11:32It's a pizza.

11:34It's a pizza.

11:36It's a pizza.

11:38It's a pizza.

11:40It's a pizza.

11:42It's a pizza.

11:44It's a pizza.

11:45I'm taking a drink.

11:49Why are you keeping your hands inside?

11:51Do you want to take your hands out?

11:53What do you want to do?

11:54Oh, Karan, show your abs.

11:56You show your face.

12:00You show your face.

12:02So that we can sing.

12:04You show your face.

12:05You show your face.

12:07You show your face.

12:09You show your face.

12:11I'll take a drink.

12:12I'll take a drink.

12:13I'll take a drink.

12:14I can't.

12:15Let's go.

12:16Let's go.

12:17Let's take a drink.

12:19Let's take a drink.

12:20Let's take a drink.

12:21But first, I'll go to my friend.

12:23I will go to the tent.

12:24You have to rest.

12:25You have to go soon.

12:26Hey, hey, hey.

12:27We have to watch the trailer.

12:29These ladies,

12:30I will keep them there.

12:39Look, brother,

12:40the ones who are late come to our show,

12:42we keep standing.

12:43This is the penalty.

12:48Look, who is saying?

12:53No matter what I am,

12:54I have a national motive,

12:55everyone knows,

12:56but it's called Govinda.

12:58Thulthula!

12:59Thulthula!

13:00Thulthula!

13:01Thulthula!

13:02Thulthula!

13:03Thulthula!

13:04Let's go.

13:05Let's go.

13:07The ones who are coming, sir,

13:10are coming from you and you.

13:11They are coming from you.

13:13Who?

13:14Tell your name.

13:15Tell your name.

13:16Thulthula.

13:17Thulthula.

13:18Please welcome.

13:19Our show is the real Thulthula.

13:21Nasim Bikki.

13:22And...

13:23And...

13:24Asli,

13:25gulgula.

13:26Thulthula.

13:27Thulthula!

13:28Where are those people?

13:29Where are those people?

13:31Where are those people?

13:33Where are those people who are

13:35who are going to hate us?

13:37Where are those people?

13:38My husband says,

13:39well,

13:40you're hot from inside,

13:41or you're hot.

13:42Or you'll wear a blouse on your face.

13:43Where are those people?

13:44Where are those people?

13:45Oh,

13:46Mom,

13:47let's see,

13:48Sharman.

13:49Oh.

13:50Oh,

13:51oh,

13:52oh,

13:53oh,

13:54oh,

13:55oh,

13:56oh,

13:57oh,

13:58oh,

13:59oh,

14:00oh,

14:01oh,

14:02oh, oh,

14:03oh, oh, oh, oh.

14:04It was a line-up, right?

14:06They were making energy for this film.

14:09Oh!

14:11Look, Mom, who is sitting there?

14:13Zareen Khan.

14:14Do you know?

14:15Because of that, my husband told me

14:17that if it's hot and sexy,

14:18then I'll give it to me.

14:19Oh!

14:21Thank you so much.

14:23I've seen you in makeup.

14:24If you don't see makeup,

14:25you'll give it twice.

14:27Do you know, Mom?

14:29These sherman and karan

14:31are like other people.

14:33They have a lot of money with their friends.

14:35But if my wife asked a lipstick,

14:37they'll open it.

14:38Yes, I remember it.

14:39You can also eat our lipstick too.

14:41Listen to me,

14:42the producer,

14:43you've cut $200,000 from this time.

14:45That's so much,

14:46you've got a lipstick.

14:50So, Mom,

14:52I had to ask,

14:53in the picture,

14:54Zareen and Sharman's

14:56good relationship,

14:58what happened to me?

15:00What happened to me?

15:02I was shocked at me.

15:03I was shocked at me.

15:04What happened to me?

15:05When I went to work,

15:06I'd ask,

15:07where are you?

15:08I said,

15:09I'm at home.

15:10I'm at home.

15:11I'm at home.

15:12I'm at home.

15:13I'm at home.

15:14I'm at home.

15:15I'm at home.

15:16I'm at home.

15:17Then?

15:18I'm at home.

15:19She was sitting outside.

15:20She said,

15:21how is your truth?

15:22She didn't ask me,

15:23where she went from.

15:24I just didn't know.

15:25She's zaczy釣 by her.

15:26She's bottle of a mixer.

15:27Oh, Mom,

15:30I'd like to make you a little bit.

15:33I'll make you plus.

15:34You will become more bigger than me.

15:35Such.

15:36She's a...

15:37Who is the phone?

15:38The message is coming.

15:40Who is it?

15:42Sharman's.

15:43Sharman's.

15:45I met such a good girl, but my daughter is also killing my line.

15:49Mom, have you seen her dolly?

15:52I'm just taking care of the trailer.

15:54I'm not taking care of the dolly.

15:57There are so many muscles.

15:59If you hit one hook, you will break your head.

16:01Oh, son.

16:02I just want this.

16:03My house comes.

16:04My doors.

16:06My doors.

16:07My windows.

16:08My furniture.

16:09I love them so much.

16:11I love them.

16:13Okay, Mom.

16:15I don't want to become bigger like you.

16:17Why?

16:18You're crazy.

16:19How big are you now?

16:21You're starting to become bigger.

16:24Okay, Mom.

16:25Now, show your love to Sharman.

16:27Yes, show it.

16:28So, call Krishna.

16:30Come.

16:31Krishna and Bharti.

16:33Shut up.

16:34Shut up!

16:36The most senior actress of the television, Shruti Seyth,

16:40Shruti Seyth, is a powerful woman of Sharman.

16:44I believe Sharman is a very senior actress.

16:47You see Sharman is a very senior actress.

16:48I mean, there are such women who watch Sharman Joshi,

16:50who watch Sharman Joshi and who watch Dilip Joshi.

16:53I'm not a big fan.

16:55But I'm very sweet.

16:57There wasn't one or two episodes in the past.

16:59So I said we'll take you out from the show.

17:01So I got half a blouse band in the morning.

17:03I didn't even know.

17:05I said I'd take you out from the show.

17:07But Nazim Ji,

17:09how do you say that?

17:11What do you need to do with us?

17:13What do you need to do with us?

17:15What do you need to do with us?

17:17What?

17:19I'm a girl.

17:21I'm a girl.

17:23I'm a girl.

17:25But I'm not a girl.

17:33Tell me, Nazim Ji,

17:35I wasn't ready to watch the film for your film.

17:37I said, look, brother.

17:39Don't show me tandoori chicken.

17:41Because I'm going to eat Daliyah.

17:43But

17:45this is a big joke.

17:47You were watching the film's trailer

17:49I'm going to do a film.

17:51I'm going to do it on the ground.

17:53How many people were doing in the space?

17:55How many problems were there?

17:57One of them was giving oxygen.

17:59One time,

18:01let's go to Nazim Ji and Shruti.

18:03I'm going to do it on the ground.

18:05I'm going to do it on the ground.

18:07Let's ask first,

18:09how did Karan take his performance?

18:11What did Karan say?

18:12I'm going to stay away.

18:13People are late now.

18:14You're good.

18:15You're good.

18:16You're good.

18:17You're good.

18:18You're good.

18:19You're good.

18:20You're good.

18:21You're good.

18:22Come on.

18:23Come on.

18:35How many years ago?

18:36How many years ago?

18:38Come on.

18:39Come on.

18:41Let's open it.

18:43What's the matter?

18:44The first time I'm going to open it up.

18:47Let's go.

18:48Let's give Karan Sir a little rest.

18:50Yes.

18:51Dishna?

18:52Yes.

18:53It feels good to meet a girl.

18:54You too.

18:59Leave me alone.

19:00Leave me alone.

19:01Leave me alone.

19:02I'm not Daisy.

19:03What am I doing?

19:04I don't know this man.

19:08Daisy,

19:09Please sit there.

19:11We will...

19:12Yes.

19:13Easy.

19:14Come to Daisy.

19:15For Daisy.

19:21What happened?

19:22No.

19:23I'm not happy.

19:24I'm enjoying it.

19:25I don't know why you will laugh.

19:26Why?

19:27I will laugh at one point.

19:29Thulthula.

19:30Thulthula.

19:31Thulthula.

19:32Thulthula.

19:33Thulthula.

19:34Thulthula.

19:36Thulthula.

19:38Thulthula.

19:39What happened?

19:41What happened?

19:46What happened?

19:47Karan brother.

19:48What happened?

19:49The same expression.

19:51Like this.

19:52made this same.

19:53Some people ask them.

19:54How many tattoos made this Camal's body?

19:55They made certain tattoos?

19:56They turned around andED.

19:57So it seems that they come.

19:59Don't want the younger woman.

20:01Kamal.

20:02Where's my partner?

20:04Anita.

20:05Sorry sorry sorry

20:10Sorry sorry pahenne mein thuddi deir ho gae

20:12Sorry pahenke aana zaadruri tha,kyo sari pahenke aai ho tha

20:16Woh,maine socha ke mein jitne bhi chahe chhote kapdhe pahen leo

20:20Deizy aur zareen se thuddi na complete kar pahengi

20:23Main yaha par bas yeh batane aai hu

20:25Is film ke baad,corner full film ka board

20:28Korner full

20:30Tab corner mein baedke dekhenge na

20:32Chacha cha cha na na baad to bilkos sahi kari ho taum

20:36Yeh sir,yeh film na hitiaaz banai gih sir

20:38Itiaaz banai gih,maine bol raha hitiaaz banai gih

20:40Yodha amwoman filmo meh hota hai ki theater ke baar garmi hoti

20:43O theater men thundi hoti yeh film jeshi shiroo ghi na theater menharmie shiroo jai gih

20:48Filo ko thandak ke liye var jana padhe ga

20:51Sir aap yeh film ki shooting jap karrethe to kya shooting pe buke jate te

20:55Kaysi sawal pooch rho?

20:57Neni mihne dekha na film ke har scene me kha phi rhey

21:02Desi ke baar me kuch ko jai ho meh ka kaam dekha hai briliyant na

21:06Ah kya kaam kiya da apne jai ho meh ho ho ho

21:08Mesej diya tha thank you mad bolo tini loke madat kro

21:11Pata hai us film ka sir abho raha hai

21:13Jis aadnika paaz bhi trailer araya wou saw loko farward karay

21:16Kya bat hai

21:20Shraman ji

21:25Desi kaysa laga aapko

21:26Baut ucha laga hai

21:29It's very nice

21:29Love you

21:30Thank you sir

21:30Lekin min sabko ek baat kehna chahti hu Shraman sir abko bhi

21:35Aapko pata anita kitne piyar se bolti sir

21:37Kitne hi bholi hai

21:38Aasi ladga jab sabji ki dugan mein jati na

21:40Dada woh banggan dikha na

21:41Aur pamkinu utha ke pietpe laga leti ya

21:43Ah dada

21:44I'm pregnant hu, I'm nikalti hu

21:46Dada se chura ke nikal jati hai

21:47Kairzor dar tariya anita aur mubiit ke liye

21:50Thank you

21:51Thank you

21:52Shraman ji kaafi dher se aap udher beethe hoi hai na

21:58Jii

21:58Aapko thoda bhi rest day te hai

22:00Please aap idhera jaiye

22:01Aai hai kya to us lernki ke baaleme pe

22:05Jaldi photo at ghar nikal na hain ko

22:07Tab tab aap idhera jaiye

22:08Aapki film ke trailer meh dekha hai ki

22:16Shraman ji apne bivi se baut piaar karate hai

22:18Aur yye bhai saab

22:20Aapki bivi pe line mara raha hai na

22:21Correct

22:22Lekin hamarai yaa ki joh hit story hai

22:24Vaha bhi kuch asa hua

22:25Krishna ne e girlfriend vasali hai

22:27Lekin uski bivi a gai hai usse badla le nahi

22:30So please welcome

22:32Thulthu sorry

22:33Krishna

22:34Sudesh

22:35Aur hamarai show ki

22:37Sab se sexy hot

22:40Khub surat larki

22:41Adha Khan

22:43Kala samaj me ni yara kapda jayadah shamakar ki takla jayadah shamakar

22:50Ayy

22:51Ye patah takla kaisi hua

22:54Sar ke bal nashita tha

22:55Ayy

22:57Ayy

22:58Ayy

22:59Ayy

23:00Ayy

23:01Sarman bhai ke baare meh ek chiz kaoun ka ki one of the finest actors we have,

23:06Shraman joshi, zor dar ta liya

23:08Thank you, thank you

23:09Ayy

23:10Ayy

23:11Shraman aapko shuru se follow kerta raha

23:13I tini bhaadiya bhaadiya filmi ki

23:14Rangde Basanti, Three Idiots, Super Nani hai hai

23:17Ayy

23:18Maja hi aagaya, matlab ho pitsha

23:23Matlab mereko matab,

23:24Mujhe rekha ji pe matab, thoda bura lag raha tha

23:27Ayy toho bache hai, matlab, 4 hit ke baad ekat aajati ye, Super Nani

23:31Unka 40 saal ka experience, unko sabl na chahi ta, kounsi karne ye, kounsi nahi karne ye, yaa

23:35Ayy

23:37Ayy

23:41Ya baat hai, Deizy, baadiyya dance kerti hai, Kamal

23:43Bhi bhoot acha danse

23:44Thank you, ayy

23:45Ayy

23:46Payment bada lunaan aai abhi

23:49Deizy ki picture aai ti, Jai Ho, uske baad Hate Stories 3

23:51Iska promo dekhne ke baad, mere moose Jai Ho hi nikla ta, Jai Ho

23:56Ayyya, Jai Ho, Kamal kerti yaa

23:58Haray, meri dost, karan singh grower ke liye zoredar taliyah ho jayai

24:03Waah

24:05Kaafi gin ja raha, kaafi kalap hogi ye modi ski hai

24:08Lekin dhekho bhaiya, hota hai, ke

24:10Film industry mein zahada dosti nahi hoti

24:12Matar star banne ke baad, log bhool jate hai

24:14Lekhen ye dosti ki misal hai, star banne ke baad bhi

24:17Mai isai nahi bhula, zoredar taliyah ho jayai meri

24:22Kitsi bhi comedy kar lo, meri zindaki barbaad ho gai hai

24:25Tala kaisi gao ki ladki se meri gharo walon ne meri shadi kar da di

24:28Mai toh, mai toh sach kera ho, mai chod ke chala jau ga

24:31Lala, lala, lori, ore dhudh ki kattori

24:34Lala, lala, lori, ore dhudh ki kattori

24:38Lala, lala, lori, ore dhudh ki kattori

24:42Kya huwa?

24:43Raastte me kutte ne kaat liya, itna bada kutta, oh my dog

24:46Mai bataa nii sakti, tere se bhi bada

24:48Eh, chal!

24:50Dekhi, aap nai iske harkat ee dekhi?

24:52Nis vajay se, mai isa aurat ko talaq dena chahata ho

24:54Aray, dekh, maa kiti khuub surat ladkia baithi ho, dekh, zareen khan

24:57Aray, kya, meri zindaki me kahan heroine nai likhi tih, kahan ye aurat pardhi

25:00Eh, meri baat sune

25:01Baag yaase

25:02Eh, mene jeho, dekhi ee, mai sachi bata ho, yeh nini ki aap meri sáamne baithi ho

25:05Mujhe tab-tab maza aya, jab-jab sudesha aya sene bhi

25:08Haa haa

25:09Toh paka isko dho second hi maza aya ho ga, kyunki sudesha film me dho second ke liye hi tha

25:14Baat kять lethe

25:41I said, it's very beautiful.

25:42She said, here or not, here or not.

25:44Oh my God!

25:49Because of your actions,

25:51my second affair is in the market.

25:53Yes, I'm telling you.

25:55What did you do with me today?

25:56Have you ever taken me with me?

25:58I haven't done anything with you.

26:00I haven't done anything with you.

26:02But until now, he didn't do anything.

26:03I didn't do anything.

26:04I didn't do anything.

26:05I didn't do anything.

26:06I didn't do anything.

26:07I didn't do anything.

26:08I didn't do anything.

26:09I said, it's not easy.

26:11I said, I wanna see I didn't do anything with my wife.

26:12I didn't do anything with her.

26:16I'm taking grease in the hot water,

26:19at a beautiful place for the hilltop.

26:20I said, darling, let us play.

26:22She said, okay, let's talk to you.

26:24And the guy who can throw away me.

26:27That's the man who wins.

26:28I said, you've got to throw up me with my pants,

26:32and I've got to throw up the shit.

26:34You told me,

26:35I've got to throw up my pants,

26:38You have to give it to me, tell me.

26:40I will tell you, the heroine, you are beautiful.

26:43You are beautiful, you are beautiful.

26:45Let's go and romance, okay?

26:46The bad-surat girls will think that they will do,

26:48then how will they feel?

26:50I'm crying, Kulakshani.

26:53I'm not crying for myself.

26:55But don't cry, don't cry.

26:56You're not so bad-surat.

26:58I'm talking about Kishmira Shah.

27:00What do I want to call her?

27:04I want to meet the girl.

27:06Who are you?

27:07This is my hottie.

27:08Who is this hottie?

27:09Who is this hottie?

27:10Who is this hottie?

27:11This hottie is hottie.

27:12I will be with hottie.

27:13What's wrong?

27:15Did you study these?

27:16What would you study these?

27:17What would you study these?

27:18Kishmira has already studied me.

27:19Oh god.

27:22There's a lot of quality in this.

27:23What quality?

27:24There's a lot of quality.

27:25There's a lot of good girl.

27:26When I met her first time,

27:27you know what she said to me?

27:28Tell me, tell me.

27:29I'm a very big fan of Karan Grover.

27:31Just that day,

27:32I didn't know about the girl

27:33about the world.

27:34I don't know.

27:37I'm a serious girl.

27:39I made a decision that I would marry with her.

27:43Yes.

27:44Yes.

27:45Yes.

27:46Yes.

27:47Yes.

27:48Oh god.

27:49Oh god.

27:51Daisy.

27:52Daisy, I want to...

27:53Hey, hey, hey.

27:54Say it in force.

27:55Hey, hey.

27:56You're on stage.

27:57Daisy, I want you to tell me,

27:58please tell me that I want to debut with Salman Khan.

28:03Please.

28:04One minute, one minute.

28:06You will die or I will die.

28:08I will die.

28:11Hey, Salman Khan.

28:13Do you want to debut with Salman Khan?

28:14Is that your name?

28:15One minute.

28:16Bye.

28:17You are in the role of Salman Khan.

28:18I will do it,

28:20sir.

28:21Oh god.

28:22Oh god.

28:23You will debut with the role of Salman Khan.

28:25You will debut with Salman Khan.

28:26Is he wrong?

28:27Speak with his name.

28:28No.

28:29It's true not that Krishna is with him.

28:30No.

28:31So, you can debut with Salman Joshi?

28:32So Sharman Joshi can debut with Sharman Joshi, please?

28:35I'll give it to you.

28:38When three idiots came out, I saw three idiots that were the biggest ones.

28:44Okay, that's the right thing.

28:45No, listen to me.

28:46I'm an actor.

28:46Amir Khan is a half-inch, you're a big one.

28:49You're a big one.

28:51But he's kept me.

28:53What do you want me to do?

28:56Hey, Kulakshani, listen.

28:59The money is paid for the money.

29:01Have you seen the film's promo?

29:02Yes.

29:03Yes, look how dumb it is.

29:05I'm using your phone, Sharman.

29:08You're using your phone.

29:09My phone is using?

29:10Let me leave my husband.

29:11No, I'm a phone.

29:13Why did I give it wrong?

29:14Hello?

29:15Hello?

29:16What?

29:17His brother died?

29:18Oh my God.

29:19Who?

29:20Who?

29:21Wait, wait, wait.

29:22Who?

29:23Who was watching the film?

29:25Shandar?

29:26Oh my flop.

29:27Who?

29:29What?

29:30700 rupees, buy a ticket.

29:31Oh my loss.

29:33What?

29:34What?

29:35You're using my husband.

29:40My husband?

29:42Hey, let me leave.

29:43I've seen their promo.

29:45And we will say that

29:46something that they've done.

29:48What?

29:49What?

29:51Let me check.

29:52Close your husband's goal.

29:54Yes.

29:55Look, don't go to his acting.

29:56There's money in the bank.

29:58What do you mean by two rupes?

30:17I'm good.

30:18I'm good.

30:19I'm good.

30:20I'm good.

30:21I'm good.

30:22What?

30:23I'm good.

30:25I'm good.

30:26I'm good.

30:28I'm good.

30:29I'll tell you, there wasn't anything before.

30:31When I married, it's a crore.

30:34Crore?

30:35Yes.

30:36Crore.

30:37I'm good.

30:39What happened?

30:42What happened?

30:44What happened?

30:45What happened?

30:46What happened?

30:47What happened?

30:49What happened?

30:51What happened?

30:53What happened?

30:54You can't get me.

30:56What happened?

30:57What happened?

31:00What happened?

31:01What happened?

31:02What happened?

31:03What happened?

31:04What happened?

31:05What happened?

31:06What happened?

31:07Tell me.

31:08This is a joke that, if you perform 4-5 hours,

31:11people will not be bored.

31:13What happened?

31:15What happened?

31:16Krishna, I think it's very good.

31:18He's so much on his jokes that he's seen as much as he sees.

31:22His jokes are more funny than his jokes, so he'll give me more.

31:25I told you one thing.

31:27What happened?

31:28What would you say?

31:30I would say that you're gifted guys.

31:33Really phenomenal.

31:34Krishna and Sudejji.

31:36God bless.

31:37Take care of yourselves and your talent.

31:39I think it's very good.

31:41You know Neve, I'm sorry.

31:43I don't know English, but I know what happened to you.

31:46What happened to you?

31:47That the real talent is a gift.

31:49And you've kept the talent.

31:51I think it's very good.

31:53It's very good.

31:54But we need to say one more thing.

31:58Krishna.

31:59Yeah.

32:00You've been in years.

32:02You've stopped being done.

32:03Turn this way.

32:04Turn this way rejoin.

32:05Turn this way beyond?

32:07Turn this way over to shouldheds and Sudejji.

32:09I think that's more of you than I have Five-N-started.

32:10Thank you all.

32:15Krishna.

32:17Yes.

32:19Yeah dont know him like this,legen?

32:20You know

32:22That's a new segment.

32:23For sure.

32:24I and Bharti will be doing

32:26I'll be talking about the news mother sister together.

32:28You understood, Bharati ji?

32:30Your friend, I'll understand.

32:32Let's start.

32:37Namaskar.

32:38Adab and Salam.

32:39Huh?

32:40Yes.

32:41Do me too, 10 rupees.

32:42Yes.

32:45Today's guest, Fardin Khan,

32:46Fardin Khan said that he's going to be a year old.

32:49He's going to be a poor guy.

32:51He says, keep his 500 rupees in his own house.

32:53Oh

33:23Art

33:53I'm going to drink water, and I'm going to drink water.

33:58Now, I'm going to make a big deal.

34:00I'm going to be the director of Sunny Diol.

34:04Back up!

34:06Today's the opportunity to get out of this world.

34:13Well, our fun will be here.

34:15In your honor, we've got four stars.

34:17Now, we've got a chance to give you a chance

34:19that you guys put our four stars.

34:24Come, sir. Come.

34:32Let's go.

34:33Rishnah.

34:34Yes, sir.

34:35You're talking so much about us in the trailer.

34:37Yes, yes.

34:38But actually, you're from those guys

34:40who are putting a CD on the holdings.

34:45What are you enjoying?

34:48Sudeshi, Sudeshi.

34:49Do you remember when we met Nabila?

34:51Huh?

34:52I went to the holiday.

34:54She was eating chicken.

34:57What, sir?

34:58And Bharti,

34:59you were talking about me, right?

35:01Please, ma'am.

35:02Tell me,

35:03you're like a girl,

35:04do you film in Bhojpuri?

35:06No, no, no.

35:07It's not a heroine.

35:08It's a passing shot.

35:14Mubin, Mubin,

35:15honestly, my heart.

35:16Leave this comedy comedy.

35:17Leave it to the toilet cleaner.

35:19I'll do it very well.

35:21I'll tell you.

35:22I'll tell you something.

35:23I know Anita.

35:24She's a very, very angry girl.

35:27Honestly.

35:28She's a very angry girl every day.

35:29She's a very angry girl.

35:30She's a very angry girl.

35:31I'll tell you.

35:32She's a very angry girl.

35:33She's a very angry girl.

35:34And so,

35:35she's a very angry girl.

35:36She's a very angry girl.

35:37She's a very angry girl.

35:38So,

35:39she's a very angry girl.

35:41She's a very angry girl.

35:42She's a very angry girl.

35:43Dude, Karan, what a body is, man. Solid, daisy, zareen, both beautiful.

35:53No, you'll become a bodyguard.

35:59No, don't worry, don't worry, there's no danger.

36:01Everyone will come and kill you with CT, because you won't do it.

36:08And, Bharti, my friend, what do you say about it?

36:11When you look so good, you look like a trophy in the film fair.

36:16The difference is that when you keep the trophy in the water,

36:21when you go to the pool, you look like a little bit.

36:26And Bharti, you told me that you were going to take in Hate Story 3.

36:30No, no, it's true, it's true.

36:32But what if the producer got a bad bed?

36:34So, this bed did not do it.

36:36Please, comedy nights, Bajau, Dekhate Rheye,

36:48and say it again,

36:50Thunthula, Reh, Thunthula.

36:52Karan, have you enjoyed the show and hit show?

36:56I enjoyed the show, right?

36:57I enjoyed it.

36:58When I came here, I was not able to stop my head.

37:02And I always thought that I would go to Comedy Nights when this show started.

37:07Today, my mother would be very happy.

37:09To know that I would go to Comedy Nights.

37:11What a joke!

37:14What do you say about this show?

37:17I'm following this show.

37:19I'm very happy to be here.

37:20And I'm very lucky to meet you, Bharti.

37:22Oh, yeah, thank you so much.

37:25Shraman ji,

37:26When you came here, you were very scared.

37:28I'm very happy now.

37:30What do you want to say about this show?

37:32Yes, my language is that you always start a film,

37:35or go to a show, that's the same thing.

37:36I'm very scared of it.

37:37I'm very scared of it.

37:38I'm very scared of it.

37:39So, that's it.

37:40But in your show, I would like to say this.

37:42I'm a huge fan of Krushna and you, Bharti,

37:44and the rest of the team over here.

37:46You all have done some fabulous work.

37:47Sudeh ji, a big fan of yours.

37:49Well, the show is already doing well,

37:51but may God give you all more force

37:54and keep going and continue the great work.

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