Dive into Laughter: Comedy Nights Bachao _ Full Episode 7

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Transcript

00:00Buccao!

00:03Buccao!

00:08Buccao!

00:11Buccao!

00:17Welcome to the most popular show of the world,

00:20whose name is Comedy Night Buccao!

00:26Krish!

00:27Hey!

00:30Oh!

00:33Oh, God!

00:38One minute, Krishna!

00:42Krishna!

00:43How much of his teeth are coming out!

00:46For the first time,

00:47I have seen a girl in short dress.

00:51But one thing is,

00:53Krishna is a real person.

00:55The person knows what he is,

00:57he is not an artist.

00:58The audience is sitting there!

01:00Hey!

01:01Wait!

01:02How long will I work with the shop of the shop?

01:05I will see!

01:06Paya soup!

01:09Paya!

01:10Hey!

01:11Hey!

01:12Look!

01:13One is a ghost,

01:14the other is a ghost.

01:20Do you know?

01:21You know?

01:22You know?

01:23Today,

01:24I am very excited to see them from the media.

01:26I am very excited to see them.

01:27I am very excited to see them.

01:28Hey!

01:29One minute!

01:30One minute!

01:31You are a big reporter!

01:32Yes!

01:33But in our show,

01:34no one has a top.

01:35I am very excited to see them.

01:36Hey!

01:38Hey!

01:39Hey!

01:40Now!

01:41To the result,

01:42Hey!

01:43Hey,

01:52Here,

01:53But it isischen solution to him.

01:54The reality –

01:56Look at me,

01:57How much of a celebrity doesn't put him on the news.

01:59I'll be going to take a reporter.

02:01I'll sit and make a news for me.

02:03I'll be going to do something now and take my interview.

02:09And...

02:11the person who is the same is

02:13who is taking a look at those eyes of the people.

02:17Sir...

02:19No, I never gave this to me, sir.

02:21But, one thing I wanted to say.

02:23Here, there are three of these media

02:25and I'm saying,

02:27I'm saying, the most important thing is your dog.

02:30Oh, dog.

02:32He's saying that dog is dog.

02:34Yes.

02:35But sir, I'm very proud of you.

02:37I tell you about Shree Burdan Ji.

02:39I'm going to tell you that this is 11 years from 11 years.

02:42And 4,000 episodes have been done.

02:45I think it's fantastic.

02:47Fantastic.

02:49And, sir, I mean, sir,

02:51I mean, sir, you're a salary.

02:52You're a salary.

02:53You're a salary.

02:54You're a salary.

02:55I'm going to give up a call.

02:58Since you're a salary,

02:59you're a salary.

03:01I'm going to give up a job.

03:02No.

03:06No.

03:07No.

03:09No.

03:10No.

03:14No.

03:16No.

03:17No.

03:19No.

03:20No.

03:21No.

03:22No.

03:23No.

03:24I'm sorry.

03:27I'm sorry to speak to you.

03:30I've been asking my mother to get me so fast.

03:33She's doing this.

03:40It's a lot like a girl's father.

03:44Who are standing on the gate?

03:46Can't you see that?

03:48You're like reporters?

03:50People are afraid of you.

03:53Shum, what's your name, sir?

03:55I've been talking about Shum Style Khan.

03:57Shum Style Khan.

03:58Tell me, sir, when you're giving news,

04:00you're calling such an essay, which girl?

04:04Come here.

04:05You can show us.

04:10When he came out with his bulletproof car,

04:13he said you're going to pay for his loan.

04:17You're going to have a great fight for Sanjay sir.

04:19I'll tell you about Sanjay sir,

04:23that in 2004,

04:25they had a racket in the election.

04:27I don't want to tell you about the comedy show.

04:29They were all serious.

04:31That's why, sir, also locked up.

04:33I'll tell you.

04:34After going to the lock-up,

04:36people asked them,

04:38what's your cycle?

04:42What's your name?

04:43Is it Kandhi or Nala Suparan?

04:45But our love rollie is so funny.

04:50Rollie,

04:51you're very rollie in your series,

04:53but here is only a song, huh?

04:54Yes.

04:55Is that why I came here?

04:56Oh, see.

04:57Prishna?

04:58Now, slowly, slowly, slowly.

05:00So, now,

05:01it will be a very difficult task.

05:02And for another task,

05:03you'll have to throw them down.

05:04So, let's call him Singhasan.

05:06Let's go.

05:07One, two, three.

05:08Kandhi!

05:09Oh,

05:10My name is Kandhi and Reza.

05:12I will recognize Kandhi.

05:13I'm so happy.

05:14So, now,

05:16Krishna Ji.

05:16If you want to send Kandhi,

05:17who will you give me first,

05:18Bharti ji?

05:19Uh,

05:20Shams?

05:21Shams?

05:22What the heck?

05:23Shams?

05:24Shams?

05:25Kandhi.

05:26Sir, you're talking about Shams-ji.

05:27Shams-ji,

05:28great power for you.

05:30So, this is Bharti ji.

05:32So, let's go then to Bharti ji.

05:34Let's go.

05:35Let's listen to Bharti ji.

05:36Then it is.

05:37Come on, come on, come on.

05:40I have to go back to you.

05:42They are going to go.

05:43How does the clothes change?

05:44People wear jackets.

05:50Now, audience, you are thinking

05:51that with such a big media,

05:53how do we call Avika Gaur?

05:55Actually, I will tell you,

05:56that they are on the mantis.

06:00So, today, they didn't shoot.

06:01So, they said,

06:02you have to use it.

06:03It's like my old cycle.

06:06When I didn't use it,

06:08my sister would take it.

06:11But the people of the media

06:12have become very powerful.

06:14Very big.

06:17Sir, you are doing X-Files.

06:18Sir, we have sent one video.

06:22The internet is very slow.

06:23How is the video?

06:24Oh, sir, the person who is being bullied.

06:29What a stylish name is Shams.

06:31Shams is ready.

06:32Ready?

06:33You are coming with your generous

06:34powerful voices.

06:37Good to see you.

06:49Hey, wait, wait.

06:50Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

06:52Good.

06:53What a story.

06:54It is so fun to come first.

06:57You will think

06:58that we have to talk about

06:59how you are doing it.

07:00Hey, brother,

07:01you are the first time of the week.

07:03We are the first time of the week,

07:05we are the first time of the week.

07:06We will do stand up.

07:10So, our stand up is the first line

07:12that you can give the power of the fans.

07:14One minute.

07:15We will stand up to you.

07:16You will see the power of the fans.

07:17We will stand up for you!

07:18We will stand up to you.

07:19Why?

07:20I will stand up to you.

07:21You will stand up to you!

07:22You will stand up to us.

07:23Oh

07:53Why are you hiding behind them?

07:55Why are you hiding behind them?

07:57Listen, listen to the media.

07:59Every place they reach first.

08:01So, who's in Suhaagrath?

08:07I mean, how do you do it?

08:09We will do it, sir.

08:11Let's take a look.

08:13He's sitting like a bear.

08:15How come?

08:17Avika is also here.

08:19She's a good girl.

08:21Who?

08:22Avika is a bear.

08:23E.

08:24E.

08:25E is the girl of the white coat.

08:29No, no, no.

08:30We've seen this on the new channel.

08:32One time, look at it.

08:34Look at it.

08:35Look at it.

08:36Look at it.

08:37Avika is a bear.

08:38Not with it.

08:39It's her style.

08:40Look at it.

08:41It's her style.

08:42Why are you laughing, Baba?

08:44What's that?

08:45What's that?

08:47Put a variation.

08:48Do it.

08:49Do it.

08:51Do it.

08:52I asked a question, sir.

08:53How many hair are here?

08:54Where are there?

08:55I have to do it.

08:56Here too.

08:57But, the person has a heart.

08:58He's doing it.

08:59He's doing it.

09:00He's doing it.

09:01He's doing it.

09:02He said, sir, his hair is coming.

09:03I

09:06Is that a day that you have our channel pay best to pay a belly bar in

09:12So I gotcha

09:14It's a

09:15Okay

09:17I'm

09:19I'm

09:21I'm

09:23I'm

09:25I'm

09:27Oh

09:31The road is big. Yes, big.

09:33I say.

09:34I say lollipop chuchte chuchte get the showka 3 lakh long.

09:40Why three lakhs is not able to take.

09:41If we can take the showka 15 lakhs, then we can take three lakhs.

09:4415?

09:45I say that you are also taking the 200 lakhs?

09:51You are only 24 hours of anger.

09:53Oh, you are watching 24 hours of news.

09:55I love you, Shams Tahir Khan.

10:08I love you, Shams Tahir Khan.

10:12I love you, Shams Tahir Khan.

10:17I love you, Shams Tahir Khan.

10:43I love you, Shams Tahir Khan.

10:47I love you, Shams Tahir Khan.

10:56I love me, Shams Tahir Khan.

11:02I love you, Shams Tahir Khan.

11:08One minute.

11:09One minute.

11:10We are happy.

11:11Look at our face.

11:12How much we are laughing.

11:15Listen.

11:16The news is important in life.

11:19What is important?

11:20A little girl gave up to a girl.

11:23A big girl gave up to a girl.

11:25Who shows the news?

11:27The news is telling us about it.

11:29Our girl gave up to a girl.

11:30We don't have to go.

11:31You will see a big girl.

11:33Who will you see?

11:36What?

11:37Who will you see?

11:39You will see a Arabic?

11:41Who will you see?

11:43Who will you see?

11:44Who is that?

11:45Who says four boxes?

11:46The people say,

11:47Tell us.

11:48The people ask you to answer.

11:50Tell us.

11:51The people ask you to answer.

11:53Who is that?

11:54We will never ask them to answer.

11:56We don't talk to the people.

11:58What is the nation want to know?

12:01Who is the nation?

12:03The news is.

12:05What happened?

12:06We will not say anything.

12:07We will be scared.

12:08We are afraid.

12:09What is the name of mafia?

12:11What is the name of mafia?

12:13What?

12:14What?

12:15What?

12:16What?

12:17What?

12:18What?

12:19What?

12:20What?

12:21What?

12:22What?

12:23What?

12:24What?

12:25What?

12:26What?

12:28What?

12:29What?

12:30What?

12:31What?

12:32What?

12:34No.

12:35Amitabh!

12:37He's got this one!

12:39We have one!

12:41Who is he?

12:43He's not a kid, he's got a girl.

12:45We have him.

12:47We have a backstage.

12:49Where are Krishna?

12:55Today, Karan Vahe,

12:57the first character played his first time.

12:59Karan Vahe is a great one.

13:01Sir, but how much you are so talented, you can see that you have 5-5 characters in one script.

13:10I didn't know if you were to make Bihari or Udiya or Muradhi.

13:15Oh my god, Kamal.

13:17Sir, do you know this or not?

13:19This is also coming to the news.

13:20No, no, they don't do anchoring.

13:22They're taking money at night.

13:23What is your partner?

13:25You're not happy to give money.

13:31I am happy to give money on your birthday.

13:34You're the only one who's been paying for money.

13:38I am happy to give money, guys.

13:41Sir, you've enjoyed it.

13:42I'm really happy to give money.

13:44Now we will give you some rest.

13:47Avika, it's your story.

13:49It's about the English and English.

13:51I am happy to give.

13:54Sir, have you enjoyed it?

13:56Yes, I've enjoyed it.

13:57We will give you a little rest.

13:59Abhika, now you are talking about sitting in that singhasana and...

14:03There should be someone in the same way, only the children...

14:06Where will they send the baby to the same?

14:08Oh, sir!

14:10I'll give you a shirt, shirt!

14:12You will sit here. Sanjay ji?

14:14For baby and daddy, this is another one.

14:24Today, there are news and daily soap here.

14:27Let's show you how to make a daily soap for a daily soap.

14:31What's going on?

14:32Thank you very much.

14:34Naseem and Shruti.

14:44Hello, comedy night in the news specials.

14:47You have a great pleasure.

14:49Please tell you.

14:50You are a reporter.

14:52You are also sitting here.

14:54For many Italians.

14:56This is India TV's greatest, Avika Bor.

14:59Sorry, the spelling mistake.

15:01Someone asked her how much your age is.

15:04It's about 700 episodes.

15:07On Saturday Sunday.

15:10That's why they don't have any importance.

15:12As long as they are, they stay on set.

15:15They don't have any importance.

15:17But who's watching it's going to be released?

15:18By the way, everyone will be free.

15:19Why would you like to report it?

15:20We'll be re-watching in a minute.

15:21That will be the replay of my channel.

15:23My channel will be the first night, number one.

15:26Really?

15:27Yes.

15:29Don't try it.

15:30This is not a camera.

15:31If you are a member of these nights,

15:32the only camera will be used by this in the night.

15:33This will be used by of the night.

15:34Okay, please, close up.

15:38Oh, close up!

15:39I know more seniors, I know that people want to see what they want.

15:47Hello?

15:48No, sir.

15:49Sorry, sir.

15:50Please, sir, just one moment...

15:53What happened?

15:55Sir, you took off from the business.

15:57You took off from the business.

15:59Only me, not me, you too.

16:01They said that you do a lot of time pass.

16:04No.

16:04So what does our boss himself do?

16:06India wants to know.

16:07Nation wants to know.

16:096-6 people call them and discuss them

16:12and they don't give them to anyone.

16:15Now tell us what are we going to do.

16:16I'm going to take a daily soap.

16:18I'm going to take a daily soap.

16:19Please.

16:20I'm going to take a daily soap.

16:22I can do anything for a heroine.

16:27Listen, brother.

16:28Or I can do anything.

16:31OK, brother.

16:34I'm going to take a daily soap.

16:37The scene is that you have a soap.

16:39She wants to be twins.

16:41Yes.

16:42And you're not born again.

16:43That's why they want to take you out of the house.

16:45Stop.

16:46I can make my soap for a child.

16:49Yes.

16:50But then she will take you out of the house.

16:52Why?

16:53That's why your husband has died.

16:55Now without a husband,

16:58you can take a baby.

16:59You can take two or one.

17:00You are going to take a baby from home.

17:02You are going to take a baby from home.

17:05But one minute.

17:06If my husband is not,

17:08then how is my son asking for a child?

17:10This is the breaking news.

17:15Without a son's son,

17:17you want a child.

17:18What do you give him a child?

17:20What?

17:21I can't do that.

17:22This is daily soap.

17:23I don't want to do this.

17:24You can't do this.

17:25This is a bad thing.

17:26This is dangerous.

17:27This is a bad thing.

17:28This is the case.

17:29This is the case.

17:30This is the case.

17:31This is the case.

17:32And that is the case.

17:33When he was asleep too,

17:34I don't know how to sleep.

17:35I don't sleep from the house.

17:38When there is a person in the kitchen,

17:41he says,

17:42Attention!

17:43Why are you standing here?

17:45They can't hurt their heads.

17:47Why?

17:48They kill their fingers.

17:49Why are you doing this?

17:51I'm not saying anything.

17:53Look, we don't do comedy.

17:55People don't do comedy.

17:57People don't do comedy.

17:59What's happening?

18:00You know, when you do comedy,

18:02don't tell anyone about comedy.

18:04What happened to you?

18:06You tell the reporting.

18:10Now call it.

18:11Call it.

18:12Krishna?

18:15What?

18:18How did it feel?

18:20It's very straightforward.

18:22People never come to the news.

18:24When they come to the news,

18:26they come to the news.

18:28They come to the news.

18:30They come to the news.

18:31And the people who say,

18:32my character,

18:33they just say something.

18:34I haven't eaten a lot of food.

18:36It's very cheap.

18:38Look at that.

18:40Look at that,

18:41it feels like a man.

18:42You never come to the car.

18:43You always come to the car.

18:44You go to the car.

18:45The poor guy,

18:46Don't come to the car.

18:47It's very cheap.

18:48Don't talk to me about that.

18:49The most famous,

18:50the most famous,

18:51and the most senior actress,

18:52Susma Shedha.

18:53Sorry,

18:54Shruti Shedha.

18:55The first set of the first set.

18:56Senior Actress Sushma Shedho, sorry, Shruti Shedho

18:59Shruti Shedh ke liye Zwarathar Thaliya ho jaya

19:03Aray sir, itinni puraniya,

19:04Aapke news channel ho pe news nia aati ho

19:06Mohonja Daadho, ye wo

19:07Tamil Lanu ke mandir ka darwaza khula

19:09Or mila sona

19:10Hamne bhi bhout saal pehle keela khula tha,

19:12Wohan se kachra mila tha

19:17Abhika, sachi mein, aapke soo mein jo daadhi aati na

19:19Woh iski beeti hai

19:21Haa, sachi mein

19:23Yek din chai piri ti, chai piti piti biti bolti hai

19:25Itini sari malaii,

19:26Mane vala malaii nahi tiri jhurriyaan gir rahi ha usse hai

19:32Hey, Naseem ji or Shruti ke liye zhor dhar Thaliya ho jaya

19:35Fantastic

19:39Ranjay ji, maza aara hai

19:41Baat

19:42Lekin hum chaathe ke aap thoda rest lye ambhi

19:44Ji, kyunki aisa na ho ki

19:45Ek ke baad ek

19:46Koi bhaari pad jaya

19:48To, hum chaayenge jo humare shams hai

19:50Shams, come on shams

19:51Shams ji

19:52Aap yehaan par aayye

19:54And Sanjay ji

19:55Aap please yehaan par pradhani hae

20:01To, abhi haamare jho shams hai

20:03Or abs hai

20:04Hemari jho abhika hai

20:05In ki khatirdarhi kerne ke liye aareh hai

20:07Mubiin

20:08And Anita Zordar Thaliya ho jaya in ki

20:09And Anita Zordar Thaliya ho jaya in ki

20:11Thank you

20:12Thank you

20:13Thank you

20:14Thank you

20:16Kukye

20:17Kukye

20:18Kukye

20:19Kukye

20:49Or aaj dhekho

20:50Kukye

20:51Kukye

20:52Kukye

20:53Kukye

20:54Kukye

20:55Kukye

20:56Kukye

20:57Kukye

20:58Kukye

20:59Kukye

21:00Kukye

21:01Kukye

21:02Nение

21:03Kukye

21:04Kukye

21:05Kukye

21:06Sof

21:07Kukye

21:10Kukye

21:11Kocken

21:11Aap

21:12Kukye

21:13Kukye

21:14Kukye

21:15S ritual

21:15Kukye

21:17Sra

21:17Day

21:18Di

21:19Mwie

21:22Ah

21:24Koh

21:24Naki

21:27Sa

21:27Par

21:28Kukye

21:29first time live on my channel.

21:35Sir, you're not a reporter.

21:37You're a doctor too, sir.

21:38You've got my dad's disease.

21:40What?

21:41Yes, you're watching my dad's show.

21:43They say,

21:44Listen to me, listen to me.

21:46My dad's 10 years old.

21:5310 years old?

21:5412 years old.

21:55Okay, you're counting here.

21:57What else do I do?

21:58My husband doesn't do anything.

22:00It's museless.

22:01Okay, I'm a reporter.

22:02But one day, I'll make a breaking news.

22:04I'll be running in a small house.

22:10And then, the staff will fill the news in the house.

22:13They'll clean up the news.

22:15And then, the news will not burn.

22:17Why don't you burn the news?

22:18Why don't you burn the diaper?

22:20How much trouble is, I know.

22:22Seriously.

22:23My husband should be like Sanjay.

22:26I'm a fan of Sanjay Ji.

22:29What do you say?

22:30Hey, ma'amu.

22:31If there's any disease in order to die,

22:34then you have to do it.

22:36Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.

22:38What bye-bye?

22:41Sanjay, don't do it.

22:43Sanjay Prabhakar.

22:45Sanjay, listen to me.

22:46I'm going to report three hours of my live live.

22:48I'm going to practice some of you.

22:50Okay.

22:51I'm going to do your best.

22:52I'm going to do your best.

22:55I'm going to do your best.

22:56I'm going to do your best.

22:57Someone's going to run away.

22:59Yes, he can't stop.

23:01But no one has to save you.

23:03But we have brought him in the studio.

23:06Look, this is the best.

23:08This is the Miss Cheetie who broke his hand.

23:11Hey, my.

23:13See, this is a good thing.

23:15It's alive.

23:16It's a good thing.

23:17Look, this is a good thing.

23:18It's a good thing.

23:19It's a good thing.

23:20It's a good thing.

23:21Let's go.

23:22Let's go.

23:23Let's go.

23:24Let's go.

23:25Let's go.

23:27What did you say?

23:29Hey, hey, hey.

23:31Edit it.

23:32Edit it.

23:33Let's go.

23:34Next story.

23:35Salman has done a divorce.

23:37Salman Khan has done a divorce.

23:39No, no.

23:40He has done a divorce.

23:41Salman Qureshi has done a divorce.

23:46Because Salman has gone to the house,

23:48he didn't ask me to ask me.

23:51Next story.

23:53After the film,

23:54our mother asked the tiger to tell you

23:57why you didn't come to the dog.

23:58He was angry with the tiger.

24:02I say that

24:04that is why you need to ask questions

24:07from the real tiger to the jungle.

24:09What are you going to ask?

24:11Are we going to ask the news?

24:12No, no.

24:13I'm not going to ask a question.

24:14I'm very sure.

24:15All of you are saying

24:16that everyone's first on our channel.

24:18Now, I'm telling you everyone.

24:20I'm telling you everyone.

24:21Today, everyone is coming to our channel.

24:22First of all, let's get started with our channel.

24:32It was fun, sir.

24:34But Mubeen Ji looks like strawberry.

24:36It looks like a strawberry.

24:38It looks like a strawberry.

24:40If it comes out of strawberry, it will be fun.

24:42No, it looks like you two days.

24:46Hey, Anita.

24:48How did this happen?

24:50Sir?

24:51This is a TV, you know?

24:53They were standing on the back,

24:55and Anita said,

24:56you're the one who comes to the Serial.

24:58I like you.

24:59Look at this,

25:00and make a pool of fingers, sir.

25:02Look at this.

25:03Oh!

25:04Oh!

25:05Oh!

25:06Oh!

25:07For Mubeen and Anita!

25:14Sir, we will rest both of you.

25:16Don't forget this person.

25:18He will sit on the sofa at 2 minutes.

25:20He will sit on the sofa.

25:21And this, and this, and this,

25:22and this, and this,

25:23and this,

25:24and everyone will give it to me.

25:25Get up, sir!

25:26Yes!

25:27Yes!

25:31Yes!

25:34And, sir, how are you?

25:35How are you?

25:36You don't feel like this?

25:37I don't feel like this.

25:38I don't feel like this.

25:39I don't feel like this.

25:41It's like this.

25:42Wow!

25:43Tell me, sir.

25:44Keep your hands on your heart.

25:45Keep both of you.

25:46Tell me, sir.

25:47Tell me, sir.

25:48Yes.

25:49Can you call him si to ce bones?

25:51Hi,サ Enterprise,

25:52we have seen,

25:53dogs this morning live,

25:54work.

25:55Walk.

26:00But lighting, sir,

26:01when the surprise of your new Po adventures,

26:02you did not know how to run.

26:03We can ignore how to run.

26:04practice, you know?

26:05We not ing known, right?

26:06Can you see,

26:07how to how to...

26:08Did they burn them?

26:09It's the only show of Krishna, Sudesh, and Sir, the most hot girl in our show.

26:16Adda!

26:21My brothers and sisters!

26:25Look at this brother's face!

26:29She's giving her hair!

26:32She's giving her hair!

26:34She's giving her hair!

26:36Breaking news!

26:42One man threw her hair!

26:45Some of the people killed her!

26:47She threw her clothes to her!

26:49I don't know what the situation will happen to her!

26:58I want to put her hair on such people!

27:01I am saying that!

27:03She's giving her hair!

27:05The woman's voice is coming from her!

27:08She's giving her hair!

27:09She's giving her hair!

27:12One minute!

27:14Cut off my phone!

27:17Hello, Mom!

27:22I am shooting at the shooting!

27:24How many problems are you?

27:27Mom!

27:29Yes!

27:30Caramel is eating!

27:31Please!

27:35Okay, Mom!

27:36I am shooting at the shooting!

27:37Bye!

27:38Take a shot!

27:39I am taking a shot!

27:40Like,

27:45The idea of the cowfuckoo house was full.

27:46There would be a man rapper running out.

27:48mrs.

27:4915 days later,

27:5020 kilos made a child,

27:5140 days later,

27:5250 kilos made a child,

27:53and then he said that,

27:55that was a child of a loss.

28:00A man has a thousand dollars left,

28:02now he has a song with a note,

28:03and he has been out of the house,

28:04and he has gone for money,

28:05he has given money,

28:06or he has given money.

28:10Breaking news!

28:11I gave a blood.

28:14I have wrong idea.

28:15Someone asked me to ask.

28:17crime news

28:20crime news

28:2280-year-old

28:24and he was a son

28:27and he was also in Shamsan Ghat

28:36How are you talking about news?

28:39You don't have to eat

28:42You don't have to eat

28:46I'm tired of drinking water

28:48I can drink water

28:49I can drink water

28:50I can drink when I'm shooting

28:52Look at this

28:53I have to live with the

28:54mother-in-law

28:55and the mother-in-law

28:56We'll listen to the news

28:59until we hear news

29:01Hello

29:02Any child can understand

29:04I will be the god of the country

29:06I will become a god

29:10Look at this

29:11Sir, chai pili.

29:13Haan, chai pilau.

29:14Nala sopara way,

29:15dho machar pukkde gai.

29:17Goh, Sidhe.

29:19Comedy night bachao me,

29:20Krishna sudes ki jodi me,

29:22Krishna bana superstar.

29:24Aap egi gali me,

29:26Meera road me,

29:28Meera road me,

29:29Chuha pao bhaji gha ka mar gaya.

29:31I am a pedigas.

29:33Nahi dhikha sakte.

29:35Haan nahi dhikha sakte.

29:37Goh, Sidhe.

29:39Sir, door peki new scenario,

29:41Meera chaartto ki chai ki raadi,

29:42Aapne kya kar raya?

29:44I am a pedigas.

29:46Sir, sir.

29:49Sir, sir.

29:50Em da baati khari me,

29:51Doh machar.

29:52Sir, meera kam,

29:53Ye paper banh do bada.

29:54Me kaha kaha jau ga.

29:55Sir, please, ya banh diji.

29:56Kaare mohole me, baat na?

29:57Sir, kya kar raya ap?

29:59Goh, Sidhe ki, is saatiq se.

30:01Sir, sir, meera baati.

30:03Sir, ye kya kar raya ap?

30:05Goh, Sidhe.

30:06Goh, Sidhe.

30:07Sir, meera baat to sumi ye.

30:08Goh, Sidhe.

30:09Goh, Sidhe.

30:10Saatiq se, ri.

30:11Ere, sir, meera ooper.

30:12Tera pichla paissa baqiye sadee de.

30:15Goh, Sidhe.

30:17Goh, Sidhe.

30:18Sir, meera nis, sir.

30:19Aapne kya,

30:20Goh, Sidhe.

30:21Goh, Sidhe.

30:23Goh, Sidhe.

30:25Sir, ye kya agar.

30:26Sir, kya agar.

30:27Oh, sir, kya agar ah.

30:28Oh, sir, pangal ho gay.

30:29You were a little drunk in the face of the car.

30:31Sir, you got water.

30:33Goers, water.

30:35Goers, see, Saqir, what we are showing you...

30:38...that you have ever seen on television.

30:42We will show you.

30:44We will show you.

30:46Goers!

30:47Goers!

30:48Goers!

30:49Goers!

30:52Goers!

30:53Breaking news.

30:55I see news...

30:58...which you can't show.

31:04I am a fool!

31:05I am a f***ing bitch.

31:07I am a cow!

31:09I am a cow!

31:11I am a cow!

31:13I am a cow!

31:15I am a cow!

31:17I am not doing this.

31:21Oh

31:23Mama

31:25Oh

31:27Oh

31:29I

31:31I

31:33I

31:35I

31:37I'm going to get my best.

31:39I'm going to get my best.

31:41I'm going to get my best.

31:43I'm going to get my best.

31:45I'm going to get my best.

31:47I'm a big baby.

31:49God bless you.

31:51Come on, let's start.

31:53Come on.

31:55Come on, let's see.

31:57Come on.

31:59Come on.

32:01What happened?

32:03I've been 10 years old.

32:05I'm going to get my best.

32:07Hey, no problem.

32:09Look, I'm going to get my best news.

32:11I'm with you.

32:13Come on.

32:15Come on.

32:17Look at this man's face.

32:19That is what we are eating.

32:27Others are sitting at home.

32:31No, no, no, no.

32:33No, no, no, no, no.

32:35No, no, no, no, no, no.

32:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

32:39And the men who are,

32:41they're sitting on their hands.

32:43They're sitting on their own.

32:45They're sitting on their own.

32:47Yeah, honey, singer.

32:49What's happening in our country?

32:51I'm so sorry.

32:53I'm so sorry.

32:55I'm so sorry.

32:57I'm so sorry.

32:59One minute.

33:01A man is on our neck.

33:11If a woman or a man, a child or a brother,

33:17I will only do one thing with our country's

33:21and a hungry people.

33:25I will only do one thing with my

33:26What do I say?

33:28Look...

33:29I'm going to spread all of you in front of all the people.

33:33Don't do that.

33:35Don't do that.

33:37Look...

33:41I'm going to talk to all of you.

33:43Don't sit down.

33:45Don't sit down.

33:47Don't sit down.

33:49Don't sit down.

33:51And one minute...

33:53The most important thing in our country.

33:56Don't sit down.

33:58Don't sit down.

34:10Hi!

34:12Oh my God!

34:13I'm a big fan.

34:15Sir, I have to work with you.

34:18You're so handsome.

34:20Oh my God!

34:22If you're a good job, you don't know.

34:24We don't know how to look.

34:25Sir!

34:27Handsome!

34:28Handsome!

34:29Handsome!

34:30Handsome!

34:31Who's talking about?

34:32Sir, how handsome are you?

34:33How handsome are you?

34:34How handsome are you?

34:35Handsome!

34:36Sir, I think that you really need to be a job.

34:39You need to be handsome.

34:40Sir, David.

34:41Sir, David.

34:42Sir, you know...

34:45I'm a fool.

34:46I'm a fool.

34:47I'm a fool.

34:48I'm a fool.

34:49I'm a fool.

34:50Where I'm, wherever I'm, I'm just seeing you.

34:52I think that I love you.

34:54I love you.

34:55You're so handsome.

34:57Look how handsome are you!

34:58Oh my God!

34:59I'm so handsome!

35:00Wow!

35:02Wow!

35:03Wow!

35:04Wow!

35:05It's so handsome.

35:06And you know,

35:07I'm not listening to Krishna,

35:08when I first met Krishna,

35:09that I'm a reporter,

35:10and I'm a man's head.

35:11Oh, no, you're doing comedy,

35:12or I'm telling you?

35:13I'm telling you, I'm telling you.

35:14Oh, I'm telling you.

35:15Okay.

35:16Because there was so many people in the temple,

35:17and he was scared.

35:18Which reporter will take which one person in the temple,

35:20which will come from the temple.

35:22Krishna,

35:23a 50-year-old woman,

35:25has been put on a bad talk.

35:27But,

35:28I'll tell you one more.

35:30These are all facts.

35:31It's been renamed.

35:32If women are bad,

35:33it doesn't happen.

35:34It doesn't happen.

35:35And I'll tell you one more.

35:36That woman was your daughter.

35:38I love you.

35:48But what happened, sir?

35:49What did you say?

35:50Well,

35:51it's so funny.

35:52How did you even feel like it?

35:53It's so funny which was given us here.

35:57Oh!

35:58Hi.

35:59I've come to see this.

36:01That's so nice to see.

36:03Have you seen me in so many TVs?

36:05I've never seen anybody.

36:06No, no, no.

36:09But in this case, sir, you make a mouthful.

36:21Oh, son, son, son, it's gone.

36:23Come, sir.

36:29Who is this guy?

36:31I think I'm like this in the open eyes.

36:33How can I say this?

36:35Let me tell you, sir, you will see your eyes as well,

36:37you will also look like Jackie Shroof.

36:39Look at this.

36:40How do you feel, sir?

36:42I've enjoyed it.

36:48How are you?

36:49It was fun!

36:53Sir, how do you feel?

36:55It was very good.

36:57The headlines are intolerant here.

37:00I feel like you need to keep the night comedy.

37:04So, people...

37:08Sir, let's get a lot of pressure.

37:11For Krishna Sudesh and Adha.

37:20So, Bharti Ji.

37:23Where are we going? The show is going to be bigger.

37:26And in the end of the show.

37:28What they always say.

37:30Take one hand.

37:31And take one hand.

37:33Sir, we have given you.

37:35It's about giving you.

37:36Come on, sir.

37:37And give me your prayers.

37:40.

37:49.

37:50.

37:55My son, brother, will always be a cheerleader.

38:02If you have to stay with peace, then stop doing the wrong work.

38:06Otherwise, my son will always give me 10 times.

38:12My son, you have come to play with tea,

38:14and you have heard a story about tea.

38:16You also know the story of the country.

38:18I feel like you are going to go to our house,

38:20and if you put a jam on it,

38:22then you talk more.

38:25It's very good.

38:27You all have a very good performance.

38:30Generally, we are talking about crime,

38:31so we don't get the chance to laugh on TV.

38:33A crime reporter shows some good news.

38:35If they laugh, they will give up.

38:37For the first time,

38:38you have the chance to laugh all the time.

38:40Thank you very much.

38:43Anita ji, you are down to water.

38:46I mean, down to earth is always,

38:48but whatever the film has fallen,

38:50it's down to water.

38:52You can do that.

38:54That's the origin of the dream.

38:55We all have been looking for the dream.

38:57We all have seen the dream,

38:59and we all have seen it before.

39:00I was trying to get rid of the dream.

39:02I heard that...

39:03And there...

39:04I saw the dream...

39:05I was sitting there.

39:06You and I was staying there.

39:07The first breath of Shivir, three people got lost from Shivir from there.

39:14After Baba Ramdeva, he gave the message to this situation.

39:20He was angry with Baba.

39:21He gave the help of Shivir that don't do anything in Shivir,

39:25or the people who are drunk will get less.

39:28Look at Chulbuli Haseena, whose name is Bharti.

39:37What do you say about Bharti?

39:39Bharti, when they go to the sidewalk, they come and see them.

39:43The girls leave the road too.

39:45Okay? Thank you.

39:46And the girls leave the road too.

39:47They leave the road too.

39:49They leave the road too.

39:51They leave the road too.

39:53They leave the road too.

39:55I like this too.

40:02You are so small and nice.

40:05You are so small, when you start,

40:10the road too will turn out us.

40:13If you look like the road too,

40:16you look like the road too.

40:20You look like the road too.

40:22Then you have to come with me.

40:24You will stand up behind me.

40:26You are the only one.

40:32Shruti Ji.

40:34Don't be mad about you.

40:36I like your figure.

40:38I'm a perfect size.

40:39But your performance is a size size.

40:43You're the only one.

40:52Be careful.

40:54For our case.

40:56Don't be mad at me.

40:58I'll be mad at you.

41:00I'll be mad at you.

41:02And I'll be mad.

41:04I'll be mad at you.

41:06I'll be mad at you.

41:08I'll be mad at you.

41:10And then the world tells me that I have kept Govinda's mom.

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