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Full Episode 05_Comedy Nights Bachao _ When Anu Malik lost his tune and yelled 'BACHAO'
🎤😂 Dive into the hilarious chaos of *Full Episode 05_Comedy Nights Bachao* where you're in for a comedic treat! Join Anu Malik as he hilariously loses his tune and cannot help but yell 'BACHAO!' 🤣 This uproarious episode is packed with laughter, outrageous jokes, and random hilarity that you won't want to miss. Catch the reactions, the banter, and the unforgettable moments that have made *Comedy Nights Bachao* a fan favorite! 🔥✨ Whether you’re a die-hard comedy fan or just looking to brighten your day, this episode promises endless laughs. Hit play to watch the magic unfold! 👏🍿

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00:00Oh
00:13Oh God so I got to be local only on comedy nights, but yeah
00:19Krishna, I'm a very excited to come on a house. Come say come saw dead so low gear on a valley
00:30I have to
00:32call
00:34I
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00:54Night Batchao Ko Char Chandra Gai Do It Na Mahan choreographer a kit na mahan music director or a
01:01it na mahan aynasar it
01:05it na mahan writer Zorda Thalia Inkelia
01:10Hey, I'm a suchy ballerah. I'm a dill se ballerah on sir. I'm a bhoot bada fainu bachan saab ka ma
01:15aap ko bata raha ho bombot pasand karta ho mam ko lekin
01:18I mean, Ketanze, I'm a big fan of your novel, I really like you.
01:23Four Mistakes of My Life.
01:25Three?
01:26Huh?
01:27Three was probably, I don't remember.
01:29I think three mistakes.
01:30Three was a novelty.
01:31Four mistake was that I made a film.
01:33Why did you ask?
01:35Hey, man.
01:40Now, who has made a film, why are you taking it?
01:43When I came here to give it.
01:45Hey!
01:50What have you thought about giving it?
01:51What have you thought?
01:54I heard that I wrote a book before.
01:56Then I made a film.
01:58Why did you make a film? Why are you wasting paper?
02:00Why did you waste a film?
02:02I didn't make a film.
02:04And I'll tell you, what is the biggest mistake of writing?
02:06Two states, you guys.
02:08I saw what Arjun did with Alia.
02:12I was writing.
02:13Yes.
02:14Yes.
02:15There's something else doing.
02:16I'll tell you one thing, sir.
02:18I'll tell you one thing, sir.
02:19First of all, come on.
02:20This is Parvati, right?
02:21Which one?
02:22Yes, sir.
02:23How many of you are in God?
02:25Yes, sir.
02:26How many of you are in God?
02:28Absolutely, sir.
02:30You're sitting in the chair.
02:31I'll tell you, sir.
02:32But I'm telling you, sir.
02:34I love you.
02:35I love you.
02:36No, that's not.
02:37I don't like this.
02:38I don't really like this.
02:40Our Master Ji, Ganesha Acharya Ji,
02:42will be a huge contest for Ganesha Acharya Ji.
02:48I'm very happy.
02:49I'm very happy.
02:50I want to tell you all about the world.
02:52I want to tell you all about the national TV.
02:53I want to tell you.
02:54I want to tell you all.
02:55I want to tell you all.
02:56Both friends are standing on a stage.
03:02First, I want to ask you,
03:03how many numbers are I going to?
03:07I don't know.
03:09I don't remember how many numbers are.
03:15I want to tell you something.
03:16Master Ji has been so hard to come here.
03:19We have never done this.
03:21I know you have such problems.
03:22I know you have such problems in the door.
03:24I know you have such problems.
03:30Anu Ji,
03:31Anu Ji,
03:32if you see your face,
03:33the set looks really good.
03:39And Anu Ji always says,
03:40I want to tell you.
03:41I want to tell you.
03:42I want to tell you.
03:43I want to tell you.
03:44I want to tell you.
03:45Krishna.
03:46I want to tell you.
03:47Where I want to tell you,
03:48I don't know.
03:49I don't know.
03:50I want to tell you.
03:52Now, I am here.
03:53It is a start.
03:54What is it?
03:55What a mess.
03:56What a mess.
03:58What a mess.
03:59How much is it?
04:00I just didn't get a mess.
04:01You've got a big deal.
04:02Let's go.
04:03What?
04:04The world is so dark.
04:05The world is so dark.
04:07The world is so dark.
04:09I'll just drink chicken soup, chicken soup.
04:15Krishna, you've done so much for me.
04:18Yes.
04:19My mother likes me your face.
04:24Anuji always says,
04:26Today we will put you to singhasan,
04:29and we will put you on fire.
04:32We will put you on fire.
04:34We will put you on fire.
04:36One, two, three.
04:38Batchao!
04:40Batchao!
04:42Batchao!
04:44Batchao!
04:46Batchao!
04:47Batchao!
04:48Batchao!
04:49All of our three superstars are,
04:51all the girls are looking at the girls.
04:53Chetan sir, the wind is looking at the wind.
04:55But sir, I would like to say,
04:57there are two states,
04:59one, one and the other,
05:01one.
05:02I would like to say,
05:04two states,
05:06I will be a forceful.
05:08So,
05:09be very powerful,
05:10Chetan sir and Gita Maa.
05:12Sir,
05:13sit with Hussan.
05:15Are you ready, Chetan sir?
05:17You are ready.
05:18You are ready, Chetan sir?
05:21Have you always been ready?
05:23You may be prepared.
05:24I will travel this month.
05:25I will help you outjud.
05:26Oh,
05:30first of all,
05:31I am home,
05:32our Lean paddle the awareness!
05:34This will definitely come to my hand.
05:36I will be able to get out of the way.
05:38Children!
05:39Because this is a comedy night.
05:41Children!
05:42Children!
05:43It's a great year for Bharti, Karan, and Pritam.
05:48I taught that I was like that, Ganesh sir.
05:50I taught that I was like that.
05:54But Bharti, I didn't get any place to meet.
05:56I got it.
05:59What do I do sir?
06:00Where is he sitting?
06:02But I said,
06:03there are many people in music,
06:05dance people in music,
06:07people in music,
06:09people in music,
06:11people in music,
06:13people in writing,
06:15people in writing,
06:17people in writing,
06:19people in writing,
06:21but who called me?
06:23Hello, brother.
06:25Last time,
06:27it was like someone's coat,
06:29and put the sport in the water,
06:31and put the sport in the water.
06:33Continue etc.
06:34One more question,
06:35I'll show you that,
06:36I'm a great fan.
06:37I'm a very big fan.
06:40I can't tell the love of that.
06:41I can tell the love I've never seen this.
06:43Because a man has a man.
06:45One of the judges aren't,
06:47I will show you how it is.
06:49I am a man.
06:51One more question.
06:52The man is good.
06:54It's amazing.
06:55The good one.
06:56It's good and love all of the people in music.
06:58Oh
07:02Yeah, but I put a celebrity. Yeah, I think you are much better. Oh, okay. Yeah, I think I'm going to talk to you
07:12Do think you're going to be a good guy. Yeah, I got it
07:19I got a wrap
07:20I like a writer. They get the photo Jola duty chappel
07:23I'm going to go right away
07:25I'm a baby. I say some capacity
07:31East always India is the best
07:41Hello energy, okay? Oh, sir. Oh my god. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
07:46Okay, sir, I'm a copy of the movie Disney Volota
07:51Kissing a move a bestie garoto pull out like time
07:55Oh
08:00Hey, took up a little bit of a little guy with a car tomorrow. Yeah, I'm gonna get a ma
08:09Abhi better better jessie like a boy below. No. Oh, yeah, she does give me the key
08:18Hi, hi, hi, hi, Ganesar Gita Maka Gili Mabani. Do you know that?
08:25Oh
08:29Us ke ba de go khate would come here. I don't need to pay a case of bigger
08:33Yeah, it is a hill ke with a year. It's clear. It's not about it. Yeah, it's an issue. It's a bad game to bed
08:39Hey
08:41Yeah, I'm going to carry the hill to put out you keep our in-person talaga. Go eat it all right. Go eat the sofa
08:46I
08:51Have met with breaking in a lot of bolana
08:53I made a sofa
08:55I'm gonna go put on a check on both bar back to care. Yeah, so far pay
09:03They could be to a see private about the private may go in
09:08Haa make about the tattoo is a better. I think I'm gonna say hi
09:11Huh
09:13Okay, I was a tea
09:15It's a guitar
09:21Oh
09:27I think
09:29I think
09:31I think
09:33I think
09:35I think
09:37We will give it a lot of tea and tea and milk.
09:41We will make tea, Gita Ma.
09:44Now I am so...
09:45Sir, you're laughing.
09:47I have to serve you.
09:48How big are you?
09:50How big are you?
09:52How big are you?
09:54Big?
09:55They are big.
09:56They are made in film.
09:58Two states.
09:59Theirs are the only authority.
09:59Oh, no.
10:00Look at that.
10:01Look at that.
10:02There's a bad scene.
10:04What is that?
10:06The scene in the hostel that you can go to the hotel,
10:09this person can't do this.
10:11His name is Bhagath,
10:12the type of Havakund J.C.
10:14That's not true.
10:15Why, J.T?
10:18How are you?
10:19He's crazy.
10:20He's very talented.
10:21Oh, that's true.
10:22How many men are talented.
10:23Who knows how much money is going to be?
10:27He's wearing Geeta Kapoor,
10:28and he's wearing Ram Kapoor.
10:30Hmm.
10:34Do you know,
10:35when Geeta Ma has a dance show,
10:37how does a lunch break announce?
10:39When they give me comments,
10:40they start eating the lunch break.
10:42They say, lunch break, lunch break, lunch break.
10:47Geeta Ma'am, Ganesh Sir,
10:49these two choreographers,
10:50so they're not just one of them.
10:51They're so strong friends,
10:53so they can help one another.
10:55Now, Ganesh Sir's watchman didn't come,
10:56so Geeta Ma'am,
10:57watchman's clothes,
10:57put on the whole night.
11:00Come on,
11:01we'll do it like this.
11:02Now, what?
11:03Geeta Ma'am,
11:03do not take a day out of a bitch?
11:08Oh, Geeta Ma'am,
11:09she's talking to me.
11:10Every man,
11:11she's going to be a bitch.
11:12No, no, no.
11:13No, no.
11:14You're talking too much?
11:15One minute.
11:16Two.
11:16You're talking too much?
11:17More.
11:20No, no, no.
11:21Two.
11:22I want to say,
11:23I want to say,
11:24I want to say,
11:25that this show is like,
11:27that it's like a show.
11:28But if you have to say something,
11:29You are sorry, sir, you are angry.
11:31Please, take them all.
11:33I'm not afraid of anyone.
11:48Now, we're talking about great, great.
11:51Our show's Amir Bhaddi is this.
11:53Wow, wow.
11:55I don't know
12:25Oh
12:31Party whether the kuchto hey
12:35Hey, I love a peel. Hey, hey, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay
12:45Hello, sir, Phil I'm a
12:47I'll give you a little bit of a rest of them.
12:49I'll cut it!
12:50I'll cut it!
12:51I'll cut it!
12:52I'll cut it!
12:53Now, we'll give Gita Ji a little rest.
12:56And we'll do the best with them.
12:59Ta-da-da-pa-pa!
13:01Let's go!
13:03I know that this is a joke, but I don't know if I have a chance to get you.
13:19I want to tell you something that I was saying to Gita Ji.
13:22That you are so popular on TV,
13:24that you are not a girl who are not a girl.
13:27Okay?
13:28I'm not doing a joke.
13:30You inspire a million girls.
13:33And...
13:35Because you are doing so positive work,
13:37that if you have 2-4 of us,
13:38even if you have 2-4 of us,
13:39then all of us will forgive you.
13:40What a joke!
13:41But one thing I want to tell you, sir.
13:44Please tell me the address of that shop.
13:46Where did you put a spring?
13:48What do you think, man?
13:50I'm a fan of your chalke.
13:52I'm a big fan for Chetar Bhagat.
13:56Anu ji, you've put your hat on your hat.
13:58Please do a little welding for us.
14:00My God...
14:06Oh My God.
14:10Now the two ones are coming,
14:11one is one of them,
14:12and one is one does not.
14:14Up to go here to tell you who is going to know who is going to be a powerful
14:18Taliyah, Shaqeel Ji and Shruti
14:29Look at four different places, four people have been sitting in a room
14:33It's called unity, it's called the money
14:38But I don't think everyone is looking at it
14:40Who is it?
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