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Follow the exploits of the Creature Commandos, a secret team of incarcerated monsters recruited for missions deemed too | dG1fVmRhaERFcHFQQTg
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00:00General Flagg, you found yourself in the middle of an international incident.
00:05Oh princess!
00:12The United States is in the business of saving the damn world by any means necessary.
00:18What in the holy hell?
00:21Congress said we can't use human prisoners.
00:27These assholes aren't human.
00:31Who is she?
00:33We call her the bride.
00:35I was born here.
00:38Who's Jason and the Argonauts?
00:40That's Dr. Phosphorus.
00:42Why are you doing this?
00:43It's business.
00:46What is that then?
00:47The weasel.
00:48We know it has what it takes to survive.
00:52That's Nina Mazursky.
00:54Daddy?
00:55The last one is G.I. Robot.
01:00Cheers to the Tin Man!
01:05Cheers to the Tin Man!
01:07I know you all aren't exactly enthusiastic about this mission.
01:14I didn't realize I had a choice.
01:17You said you wanted me to be a hero.
01:19Not like that.
01:23Until we find out the truth of what's going on here.
01:25We're supposed to be on the same damn team.
01:28G.I.
01:29Friend Nina!
01:34Shish kebab!
01:41Your voice is so hyperbolically violent.
01:43You need therapy.
01:44You need therapy.
01:55You wanted monsters.
01:57You got monsters.
02:05Die, Nazi!
02:07He's not a Nazi, G.I.
02:09Oh, okay.
02:14What?

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