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Ullu Web Series

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00:00Hey! Yoo-hoo!
00:06Are those for me? They were so pretty!
00:09Why you didn't tell me you were handicapped?
00:11Does it matter?
00:13Well, it does! Hell!
00:15You don't even have a picture of yourself in a wheelchair on your profile.
00:18I've only been in it for a year and a half.
00:20I didn't want to take pictures.
00:22I still can't get used to myself after the accident.
00:25So how do you think I always want to get used to it?
00:28In two seconds or what?
00:30No, no. I was just afraid that if I told you right away, you wouldn't come.
00:35Of course I wouldn't come!
00:37It's like I want to meet a regular girl and they slip me a defected one instead.
00:42What? I'm a human being, just like everybody else.
00:46Yeah, you are.
00:48Well, thanks for ruining my weekend, off-person.
00:52Oh, man, which way are you going? I'm walking here.
00:55Excuse me, we have something for you.
00:58We didn't order anything.
00:59Oh, that's okay. Anyway.
01:01Hey, dude, don't you get it? We're leaving.
01:03I'm not going to pay for this party.
01:05Of course you are not.
01:06Because you are our 10,000 table!
01:11Woo!
01:13Yeah!
01:18Your dinner is on the house tonight, guys.
01:21What?
01:22Really?
01:23Yeah, you can order whatever you want.
01:25But you can take the food with you.
01:28Awesome.
01:29Okay, then.
01:30Bring me the menu here.
01:32But can we sit on different tables?
01:34Uh, I'm afraid the promotion is only for this one.
01:39And why? Aren't you two together?
01:41Oh, of course we are together.
01:45And we love each other very much.
01:47Right, darling?
01:49Menu, now.
01:50Yes, sir.
01:51What do you think of this place?
02:07Isn't it nice?
02:09The atmosphere is like that movie Ratatouille.
02:13Do you like cartoons, by the way?
02:15I love Shrek, especially the second one.
02:18It even has my favorite son.
02:20She's living love in Deloca.
02:21Woo!
02:28Here.
02:29Here, I don't want to get through.
02:31Your defense is like the Lakers.
02:33Lakers?
02:34Do you watch basketball?
02:35Of course I do.
02:37I love it.
02:38I even have a jersey with LeBron's signature on it.
02:43Yeah.
02:44Where'd he sign it for you?
02:45An emergency room?
02:48You've got to be kidding me.
02:50Ladies and gentlemen, it's finally time for our weekly competition for couples in love.
02:57Who wants to participate in a contest?
02:59Raise your hands.
03:00We do, we do.
03:01Oh, our luck is coupled.
03:04Table number 13.
03:05Wait, what are you doing?
03:07What?
03:08I came here to have a good time, not to have my disadvantages pointed out to me.
03:12Oh, exactly.
03:13Please, take the stage.
03:29Can you do this any faster?
03:30I'm trying so hard.
03:32Hurry up.
03:33There's a whole bunch on my back.
03:35Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:38The rules say, a man's not supposed to move.
03:42So then, couple number 13 is disqualified until the next round.
03:50Great job, handicapped idiot.
03:53Sorry.
03:55Okay.
03:56Maybe I went a little too far.
04:02Could you do this a little more harder?
04:04Oh, man.
04:08Okay.
04:10This ocean is the biggest ocean in the world.
04:17Yep.
04:18Pacific.
04:19Correct answer.
04:20Next.
04:21Who were the Olympians in ancient Greece?
04:25Yeah, you first?
04:26The guts.
04:27It's right answer again.
04:28So, how many apples should eat on an empty stomach?
04:32You first?
04:33Just one.
04:34It's wonderful.
04:35That's correct again.
04:36Woo!
04:37How do you know all of that?
04:39I have two college degrees.
04:40I love to learn about the apples I just guessed.
04:44My opinion.
04:45So, this is the biggest organ in a human body.
04:51Stop.
04:54The skin.
04:55That is correct.
04:58And now attention, please.
05:00The last question.
05:02We're almost tied with the leaders.
05:04If we get the answers right, we'll make it to the finals.
05:07Give me the name of the basketball player who was started in a sequel to Space Jam.
05:16Yep.
05:17You first?
05:18Um, Michael Jordan?
05:19No.
05:20That's not the correct answer.
05:21We know.
05:22It's our Jordan.
05:23Please.
05:24Please.
05:25And change.
05:26It is a perfect one.
05:27Woo!
05:28Yeah!
05:29That's correct.
05:30And teams number seven and 13.
05:32Bingo!
05:33Advances to the final.
05:34You're unbelievable.
05:35Come on, you're exaggerating.
05:36No.
05:37I was wrong.
05:38You are really a good girl.
05:39I'll be right back.
05:40Don't find another partner, okay?
05:41Okay.
05:42Johnson?
05:43Why are you so sad?
05:44Arthur?
05:45What are you doing here, buddy?
05:46Hey!
05:47Hey!
05:48How's it going?
05:49I'm here to pick up Agnes.
05:50She's here with a friend.
05:51Spending my money, usually.
05:52Oh, man.
05:53What about you?
05:54I'm on a date.
05:55Yeah.
05:56With a very nice job.
05:57I'm on a date.
05:58Yeah.
05:59With a very nice job.
06:00You are really a good girl.
06:01You are really a good girl.
06:02I'll be right back.
06:03Don't find another partner, okay?
06:04Okay.
06:05Okay.
06:06I'm here to pick up Agnes.
06:07She's here with a friend.
06:08Spending my money, usually.
06:09Oh, man.
06:10What about you?
06:11I'm on a date.
06:12Yeah.
06:13With a very nice girl.
06:14Very nice.
06:15Oh, speaking of dates.
06:17By the way, have you seen this sucker with a wheelchair girl around here yet?
06:22With a wheelchair girl?
06:24Yeah.
06:25Agnes said some guy came in here with a wheelchair girl.
06:29Can you imagine?
06:31What a loser.
06:32Couldn't find himself a normal girl.
06:34Yeah.
06:35No self-respect.
06:36Yeah.
06:37So, what about your date?
06:40Can you show me?
06:41Uh...
06:42She's gone.
06:43Yeah.
06:44We broke up.
06:45Sorry.
06:46So, what about if I introduce you to Agnes' friend?
06:49We're about to go to a club.
06:51I would love to, but no.
06:55Trust me.
06:56She's a piece of work.
06:57You will love her.
06:58Let's go.
07:04Oh.
07:07Girls.
07:09I'd like to introduce to you my friend Ethan.
07:12By the way, he's single.
07:14He'll feel good.
07:15Yes.
07:16Hi.
07:17Ethan, are you ignoring me?
07:21Uh...
07:22Do you two know each other?
07:24No, no, no.
07:25You're imagining things.
07:26Did something happen to you?
07:27I think she's begging for alms.
07:29Could you wait outside?
07:30I'll find something for her, okay?
07:32No problem.
07:33Come on, girls.
07:41Listen, I don't want to talk to you anymore.
07:43Why?
07:44What's going on?
07:45We had a good time together.
07:46Because I need to be with normal people.
07:48People like Arthur and Sarah.
07:50I'm normal too.
07:51And you know that.
07:52You told me so yourself.
07:54And now you're willing to change your band to please others.
07:58Get over it and let's go on the stage.
08:00There was a competition waiting for us.
08:01I'm sorry, Ashley.
08:02I'm afraid you have to go alone.
08:06Alright, alright, alright.
08:08It's time for our final contest.
08:11Karaoke.
08:12The contestants will have to see the sun.
08:15Oh, we thought you were stuck in the spokes.
08:20What?
08:21Oh, no, no, no.
08:23We are waiting for you to go outside.
08:26Okay.
08:41Oh, you look so sad.
08:43It's so weird.
08:45My arrows I usually get right on target.
08:48Just like LeBron James.
08:51Oh, what?
08:52I don't like boxing sport easily.
08:54The only one I like is a beer pong.
08:56Or is it not a sport?
08:59Hey Siri, beer pong is a sport.
09:03Are you coming?
09:05Yeah.
09:06Yeah.
09:07You're only mine.
09:08I live for you.
09:09I never let myself to lose you.
09:13I'm only yours.
09:14I breathe with you.
09:15I never let myself to lose you.
09:16I'm only yours.
09:17I breathe with you.
09:18I never let myself to lose you.
09:22I'm only yours.
09:23I breathe with you.
09:24I never let myself to fool you.
09:25I'm only yours.
09:26I breathe with you.
09:31You're the only person of a kind.
09:32You're the only person of a kind.
09:33You're the only person of a kind.
09:38You're the only girl I like.
09:39I'm only the only person of a kind.
10:03I'm sorry girl, you are the best
10:11I have this feeling in my chest
10:15When I'm with you, I lose control
10:21That you and I shall ring my song
10:28That you and I shall ring my song
10:36Ashley, I'm so sorry.
10:48I heard you a lot.
10:51Said a lot of stupid things about how you're different
10:55than you really are.
10:58It's true.
10:59You're really different.
11:00You're better than the rest.
11:02Better than anyone else.
11:05They may have the right shell by beauty standards, but inside they're empty.
11:11And you are not.
11:13You're very beautiful.
11:16And if I never see you again, I never forgive myself.
11:22Please, give me another chance.
11:25Well, when life gives you a second chance, you should take it.
11:42Well, I think now we all knew the winner.
11:45Couple 13, you get our grand prize.
11:49And this is another free dinner.
11:53Yes.
11:54This is for you guys.
11:56This is for you guys.
11:58Yes.
12:00And this is for you guys.
12:01My pleasure.
12:02I'm here.
12:03I'm here.

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