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01:30His plan to kill Beatrix Hasp
01:32I'm sorry, but there's just, uh, there's no way that he could know I'm headed to Beatrix's
01:46Bet you are, aren't you?
01:50So, he did. The iguana knows you are the only person who can lead him to have
02:00Both of them. Thank you.
02:12They're numbered here.
02:13Come in. You're a smart cookie, Charlie.
02:15But you don't understand what you're up against.
02:18He can look like anybody. I'm texting you a video. Right now.
02:24Each by the wedding venue. You see what I'm talking about?
02:29Hey, look, do you have to explain it to me?
02:34It's the iguana's prosthetics. It's his disguise.
02:39Huh?
02:39The top left is his nose.
02:45I'm sorry, but what kind of a psycho would recognize
02:48The iguana can look like anyone.
02:53Okay, and his
02:54She dies. I cannot protect you. FBI, CIA, NSA
03:03You know I'm not lying. Tell me. Do you know where Hasp is?
03:09Almost there.
03:10I'm sorry to hear about the divorce. Jim told me what you're going through.
03:40I'm sorry.
03:42Agent Luca. Fucking Clark.
03:48Okay.
03:59Man.
04:00Man.
04:01Man.
04:02Man.
04:03Man.
04:04Man.
04:05Man.
04:06Man.
04:07Man.
04:08Man.
04:10Man.
04:12Man.
04:13Man.
04:14Man.
04:15Man.
04:16Man.
04:17Man.
04:19Man.
04:20Man's devoid.
04:21I mean if this iguana guy is follow-
04:24Man.
04:26Man.
04:27Man.
04:28Man.
04:29Man.
04:30Man.
04:31Man.
04:32Man.
04:33Man.
04:34Man.
04:35But if there's a truck stop coming up and we go with a new strategy, come on.
04:51Jesus, any one of these guys could be him.
04:58Let's just get our food and get the fuck out of here.
05:03Any snack for us?
05:05I don't know. Maybe whatever looks good.
05:08Actually, no, just freeze-dried taffy and then almond joy and some of that jerky, but not the sweet kind.
05:13You know, the good stuff. Just get whatever looks good, okay?
05:15Man, fucking later.
05:17Is this...
05:24Coffee?
05:37Oh, hi.
05:38Uh, uh, two, please. Uh, some. I'm kidding.
05:44I...
05:45There's a guy in the parking lot.
05:46Oh, yeah. Very quick on the fries. Suspicious.
05:50So why the idea's cooking?
05:53Yeah.
05:54There's a lot of us.
05:55All right, look.
05:57All right.
05:57Then, you and me, well, we go square this with Beatrix once she's out of danger.
06:04That's right. That's right. That's right. And you already outran a bunch of mob guys before, right?
06:09Wait, how hard can it be?
06:10Wait, wait, wait, wait. How hard can it be?
06:11Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:12Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:16You got any hands?
06:21There.
06:22Oh, shit.
06:23It's just the same hand. It's just the same position where they wanna have cut.
06:29It's the right height.
06:30Where's the girl?
06:32Hey, my girl.
06:34Hey, my girl.
06:36Hey.
06:37What?
06:38Come here.
06:39Hey.
06:40Come here.
06:41Oh!
06:42Oh!
06:43Oh!
06:44Oh!
06:45And they were beating him up!
06:46Oh, yes, and the cops were there.
06:47I said, how long is the highway behind the stairs?
06:49Okay.
06:50Grab the map.
06:51Grab the map, baby.
06:52Yes.
06:53We are going to Bees, and we are clearing doors.
06:54We are going to Bees, and we are clearing doors.
06:55I said, how long is the highway behind the stairs?
06:56Okay, grab the map.
06:57Grab the map, baby.
06:58Yes.
06:59We are clearing doors.
07:00I asked you here because I believe the Iguana is on his way to kill Beatrix Hasp right now.
07:08I need you each to release your three code words so I can locate Hasp and-
07:12Hearing nothing on the wires.
07:14Agency sources.
07:15Location.
07:16You've offered a far-fetched theory to reveal where Hasp is.
07:21You argue because there's somebody-
07:23The Iguana.
07:24An oyster-shocking drifter will take an-
07:27Iguana is hoping that you do exactly what you're doing.
07:30You can lead him there yourself.
07:32I think we can all-
07:33Is not to reveal her location to anyone.
07:36Between our agencies is so that no one agency or agent can work out where she is.
07:42It's the only way to keep this witness safe.
07:45And we must keep this witness safe, Agent Clark.
07:47But I'm saying I believe the location has already been compromised.
07:51By this girl?
07:52Yes.
07:53You have to understand.
07:54Charlie Kale has an uncanny talent for figuring out things that nobody else can.
08:03She's a force of nature.
08:06Crime solving genius.
08:08She has the detailed detection of a hawk.
08:13The logical meticulousness of Sherlock Holmes.
08:16And the stubborn persistence of an English bulldog at lunchtime.
08:20She can out-crack the NSA.
08:21Outsmart the CIA.
08:22And she could frankly run the FBI better than anyone in this room.
08:26Including me.
08:27So underestimate her at your peril.
08:31I think we're done here.
08:56Here we go.
08:57Here we go.
08:58So I'm gonna go in first.
09:10Alright?
09:11Uh...
09:12Give her a little primer.
09:13You know?
09:14Before we put you in the firing squad.
09:16Hm.
09:17Okay.
09:26Ah, fuck.
09:28I got a bad feeling.
09:30Jesus.
09:31Why am I so nervous?
09:33You got any gum in there?
09:45Give that breath long.
09:46That's some freshness.
09:47What big red?
09:49Alright.
09:50Listen to me.
09:51Uh...
09:52Anything goes wrong?
09:53Anything feels weird?
09:54Just slam on that horn, okay?
09:55Alright.
09:56I'll be back in a second.
09:58I got you.
10:00I'll be back in a second.
10:02I got you.
10:04I got you.
10:05I got you.
10:17Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.
10:47Shit.
10:54Shit.
10:56Jesus, Jesus.
11:00Fuck.
11:17Back to the floor.
11:27Agent.
11:29Shit.
11:33Andrea?
11:35Shit.
11:39Jesus, Charlie.
11:47You skink.
11:53I know who you are.
11:57I'm fucking with you.
12:00Couldn't resist.
12:04Couldn't you be dying of anaphylaxis caused by a fatal cinnamon allergy?
12:08I'm severely, like, deathly allergic to cinnamon.
12:12All true.
12:14You know what's funny?
12:16The amount of lies I've told you,
12:18the amount of mundane, made-up details I've had to keep track of,
12:22it has been bonkers.
12:24I never expected I'd get taken down by a stick of Big Red, though.
12:29I always wondered if you were out there.
12:32And now I found you.
12:35The one person in the world who can lie to me.
12:38Technically, I found you.
12:40Okay, so, uh, how do you do it?
12:44Huh?
12:45You're like a trick or something?
12:46Like you, uh, only use certain words,
12:49so technically you're not lying?
12:51No.
12:52I've lied to you.
12:53Over and over.
12:56Cool.
12:57So you're the world's biggest sociopath.
12:59Standing evasion.
13:00There you go!
13:01Jesus!
13:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:03Okay.
13:04Sudden hot flash.
13:05You mind?
13:06I'm of an age.
13:07Fucking Christ.
13:08Really, Alex.
13:09Man.
13:10And all for this, right?
13:11All to get to Beatrix Hasp.
13:12I mean, Jesus, lady.
13:14Wasn't there an easier way?
13:15I'm-I'm doing the math here, you know?
13:17I'm-I'm-seems like a lot of work.
13:18Heh.
13:19Hey.
13:20You invented a whole other person.
13:21Like, is there anything that you didn't lie to me about?
13:25Yes.
13:26There was one thing.
13:27I'm-I'm doing the math here, you know?
13:28I'm-I'm-seems like a lot of work.
13:30Heh.
13:31Hey.
13:32You invented a whole other person.
13:33Like, is there anything that you didn't lie to me about?
13:36Yes.
13:37There was one thing.
13:38I wasn't lying at the wedding.
13:39When we first met.
13:40I really was at an all time though.
13:43My entire adult life, I've been deceiving and killing some of the most powerful people in the world.
13:59It was always so easy.
14:02I've seduced it.
14:04I've seduced and murdered movie stars, I've killed kings and queens, dukes,
14:11viscounts, barons, countesses. When the Vatican wanted to put out a contract on
14:19the sitting Pope, they called me. You killed a Pope? No. Always good to have a
14:27line. Cheap fuckers wouldn't make my rate. The last few years though, a feeling had
14:34started to settle over me. I was taking out some CEO in a panic room 300 feet under
14:43the Alaskan tundra. It took months of research and planning. I traveled there
14:54on foot a hundred miles so that I could not be detected. I had to wrestle a polar bear
15:03to the death. Nobody knows you're here.
15:24And when it was finally done, I realized what that feeling was.
15:37I was bored. There just was no challenge anymore. And without that, I was dead inside.
15:51Two weeks before we met, I hit an inflection point.
15:59Luckily, at that very moment, my agent called.
16:14I'm sorry. You have an agent? Talk about world's biggest sociopath.
16:23I know you're out of the game, Iggy, but hear me out. I've got the perfect job. A real noisy
16:29comeback. Beatrix Hasp. She's about to testify against the entire East Coast mob, and there
16:36is a lot of money on the table to get her gone.
16:38A fucking mob hit. I told you, no more boring jobs.
16:44Wait, listen. Nobody will take it. They say it can't be done. The FBI's got this broad in some crazy,
16:52unbreakable protection program. She's been invisible since the day they arrested her.
16:56I'm hanging up. Hold on. Here it is. There's only one person left in the world who has any connection
17:05to Beatrix Hasp. And get this, honey. It's impossible to lie to her.
17:10Everyone can be lied to, Cedric. Not this girl. Charlie Kale is a bona fide human lie detector.
17:18Infallible. Every time. Let me send you her file.
17:22I haven't been caught in a lie since I was five years old. And that was only because
17:46I didn't know you could kill witnesses. Well, you actually can't.
17:50When I realized my kryptonite might exist, I couldn't wait to meet you. So I designed a test.
18:00The coffee. One black coffee. And what's the most disgusting beverage you have here?
18:07Butterscotch pumpkin mochaccino. It's like drinking a candle. It's perfect.
18:13Uh, do you want this coffee? This was the moment. Could I lie to you?
18:20Uh, it's just a regular black coffee. They accidentally made me two.
18:24It required total suppression of my involuntary responses. Heart rate, adrenaline, body temperature,
18:31saliva production, oxygen concentration. I even had to control my sinuses.
18:37Not coffee.
18:38Not controlling the presentational effects, but choking off the roots of my humanity.
18:43They messed it up. I'm so sorry.
18:47I took everything I had.
18:48And I said it was black coffee. I lied. That's awful.
18:52It was exhilarating.
18:53Well, it's fine. You're trying to do something nice, and you didn't lie.
19:01I went home, hooked up in a hydration IV, and slept for 26 hours.
19:08I'd never been happier. Lying to you.
19:11I felt like an Olympic athlete pushing beyond what's physically possible.
19:15I'd never struggled before. Not once.
19:18Lying to you was like great sex, I assume.
19:24I don't really do physical pleasure.
19:27It's unfortunate.
19:29And it never got easier.
19:32Every single time I lied to you, and I lied to you a lot, it was the same Herculean act.
19:38And even then, I could tell I was just barely getting it over the net.
19:44One slight flip up in concentration, and you'd detect me.
19:51I see.
19:53But lying to you was just the start.
19:57To find my way to Hasp, I had to earn your complete trust.
20:03That's when I got my lucky break.
20:04I couldn't have planned it better.
20:11I became your kooky little Watson, and yeah, you lapped it up.
20:18After that, cracking the Charlie code was easy.
20:21I'm sorry, what's the Charlie code?
20:23It's not complicated.
20:25You're a compulsive do-gooder. Simple as that.
20:29You're a sucker for the world's victims and losers.
20:35And you know what?
20:36I think, uh, I think I, uh, I think I just like people.
20:41Do you?
20:42Sure.
20:44All they do is lie to you. All the time.
20:48You asked me a question, and I lie.
20:53Who'd you just have a conversation with? Nobody.
20:57Charlie, you've been talking to nobody your whole life.
21:01I saw how much it meant to you.
21:03Not being lied to for once.
21:06You loved it.
21:08Fine. I get it.
21:11Then what?
21:11And then I just had to get into some hot water that only Beatrix Hasp could pull me out of.
21:18Once I uncovered Hasp's adopted son, everything fell into place.
21:25First, I hired the world's second greatest assassin, Tooshnuck.
21:31Then I got him to frame me, stick with the plan, find a patsy to take the fall.
21:35And we'll double your feet to help compensate for the added risk.
21:41He was room temperature butter in my hands.
22:11And that leads us to this moment here.
22:29I'm so sorry. I, what happened at the truck stop?
22:35I had to, uh, improvise that one.
22:42Hey, want an oyster?
22:45Oyster?
22:54Wow, well, my initial impression still stands.
22:57I mean, all that for a mob hit.
23:00Like, do you get paid by the hour or something?
23:02All because of you, Charlie, Kayla.
23:08The greatest challenge of my career.
23:11You gave me a reason to live.
23:14Wow.
23:16Well, here's some honesty for you.
23:19Even now, here, hearing you say those words,
23:23it still just sends a little zing through my heart.
23:30I guess I, I can't suppress that root of my humanity stuff, which is, uh,
23:37it's kind of fucked up, but it's also kind of a relief in a way, you know?
23:42It means I'll never be you.
23:44I really wish I didn't have to kill you.
23:49Ah, yeah, shit.
23:51Well, I figured that might be coming.
23:54Hey, uh, won't killing me mean that you got nobody left to light your fire?
23:59And you just gotta go back to that meaningless thrum of nihilistic dread?
24:07Probably.
24:12What did you do?
24:13Oh, me?
24:15Oh, I, uh, I lit your fire.
24:18Clever girl.
24:39We have a location for Haas, Greenville, Indiana.
24:43Contact local PD.
24:44Tell them to send everyone they have to that address right now.
24:47You want an extraction team for Haas?
24:49Nope.
24:50Tell them to bring firepower.
24:51Suspect is armed and dangerous.
24:52Beatrix Haas is likely dead.
24:54I'm on my way.
25:03Hostage!
25:04He's got a hostage!
25:05Stand down!
25:06Do not engage!
25:10Ah!
25:10Jeez!
25:12Federal agents are en route and will intercept.
25:14Do not engage!
25:16Jeez!
25:16power potential!
25:25You know it, Ezra!
25:30What now?
25:31Okay, we can take out the car.
25:56I'm not putting our hostage in danger.
25:58There's no time.
26:02Fucking Christ, we need to act.
26:03Stand by.
26:04The hostage has a plan.
26:06I know how that sounds, but just wait.
26:12Is there a plan?
26:14Maybe cut a deal?
26:16Maybe you could negotiate down a minimum security?
26:18They're not catching me, Charlie.
26:21Explain to me how that interacts with reality.
26:24I got an order straight from the top to take out the car.
26:33We need to buy her more time.
26:35Get me Agent Darville on the line.
26:36Agent Darville can't help you.
26:37Then get me the director.
26:39No, Luca.
26:41The top top.
26:42You haven't been paying attention.
26:57I fooled the unfoolable Charlie Gale.
27:00The closest thing I'll ever have to a nemesis.
27:03So what's left?
27:09This is the end of the road.
27:10You're wrong.
27:32Okay?
27:32He can't lie to me.
27:37See, you've never done it when I'm trying to catch you.
27:45And I don't think you can.
27:47They just turned onto a dirt road towards Grand Canyon Canyon.
28:10She's trying to lose us.
28:11Yeah.
28:12This dirt road dead ends at the Overlord.
28:25Are you paying attention now?
28:27Huh?
28:27Two truths and a lie.
28:29Fair fight.
28:30You win, I'll have an equal in the world.
28:32Sherlock to my Moriarty.
28:34And that'll be fun.
28:35That's the reason for us to live.
28:37And if you win, ready?
28:38Ready?
28:42When I was a kid, I had a dog named Puddles.
28:47I'm double-jointed.
28:48I'm going to drive us off this cliff, no matter who wins this game.
28:56True.
29:01True.
29:06Bullshit.
29:07You win.
29:15Ah!
29:16Take me to shitcorn!
29:32Oh!
29:32Love!
29:32Oh!
29:33Oh!
29:33Oh!
29:34Oh!
29:34Oh!
29:34Oh!
29:35Oh!
29:35Oh!
29:36Oh!
29:36Oh!
29:36Oh!
29:36Oh!
29:37Oh!
29:37Oh!
29:37Oh!
29:37Trailer for sale or rent
29:59Rooms to let 50 cents
30:02No phone, no pool, no pets
30:06I ain't got no cigarettes
30:10I'm a man of means by no means
30:15King of the road
30:18Rooms to let 50 cents
30:22I'm a man of means by no means
30:27King of the road
30:30Rooms to let 50 cents
30:35This is the hellish world
30:39This is the street car
30:44Help!
30:49Help!
30:51Help!
30:53Help!
30:55Help!
31:03Help!
31:04Help!
31:05Help!
31:06Help!
31:07Help!
31:08My God!
31:09Oh, my God.
31:11Oh, my God.
31:13Oh, shit, wait.
31:15Oh, Jesus Christ.
31:17Oh, my God.
31:19Oh, my God.
31:21Oh, shit.
31:23Oh, oh, oh, God.
31:25Oh, shit.
31:27Not bad for two people under 5'5", huh?
31:29I'm 5'7".
31:31I'll allow it.
31:33Oh, my God.
31:35Oh, fuck.
31:37Oh, fuck.
31:39I'm so sorry.
31:41I'm so sorry about Beatrix,
31:43and you were right.
31:45Catching up real quick, your shuck buddy
31:47was the iguana, and
31:49she could lie to you?
31:51Long story short,
31:53she could until she couldn't.
31:55Doesn't matter now.
31:57Agent Clark, any sign of the suspect?
31:59Becca.
32:01Uh,
32:03I don't see anyone up here.
32:05Bullshit.
32:07Oh, sorry about that.
32:09Reflection.
32:11Charlie, it's a stroke of luck.
32:13I found you first.
32:15They're sweeping the canyon.
32:17You're mad at this, right?
32:19Like, you know, I mean, you could just tell them.
32:21I mean, I was trying to help, right?
32:23You just aided and abetted a serial killer.
32:25You got a federal witness killed.
32:27You know the location of a WITSEC safehouse.
32:29If I keep listing the federal crimes you've committed,
32:31they'll be here.
32:32Okay.
32:33I'll put it that way.
32:35Eesh.
32:37You're officially wanted by the FBI.
32:41Makes sense.
32:43Yeah.
32:45Two miles south, there's a service road that'll take you back to the highway.
32:51You let me go.
32:55We'll go.
32:57Call it a head start.
32:59Oh, thank you.
33:03Thanks.
33:05Yeah.
33:07This wind.
33:09Yeah.
33:10You look really cold.
33:11No, it's okay.
33:12I'll be okay.
33:13It's a service road.
33:14Two miles south.
33:15Yeah.
33:16I got it.
33:17It's cold.
33:18Yeah.
33:19Take this.
33:20Thanks, Luca.
33:21This is...
33:22Okay.
33:23Next time.
33:24I'll go.
33:25I'll go.
33:26I'll go.
33:27Yeah.
33:28Take this.
33:29Thanks, Luca.
33:30This is...
33:31Okay.
33:32I'll go.
33:33I'll go.
33:34I'll go.
33:35Okay.
33:36Next time, Charlie...
33:40I will arrest you.
33:43I mean, I have to at this point.
33:48Okay, go now.
33:49No scurry on.
33:51Bye.
33:52Yeah, go.
33:53Okay.
33:54Go a little faster, please.
33:55Okay, I'm running, Luca.
33:56Yeah.
33:57Address you off the cat.
34:02But wherever it is, you think you need to better, play and be fair.
34:04Agent, Clark, any sign of the suspects?
34:05Tσει Matus, 나중에 on sale.
34:06That's it.
34:06Negative, nothing up here.
34:07Sentent your over.
34:08He understands you often with his gun?
34:10We cannot rise!
34:10He understands you're awesome with his gun, crying like a liar.
34:20Hey, can I get a ride?
34:22Can I get a ride?
34:24Fuck no, that dog's not with me.
34:27Where'd you come from?
34:30You're fucking on my whole shit.
34:33You're screaming at my ride.
34:36All right, there you go, off you go.
34:40Oh, shit.
34:43Shit.
34:45You're gonna get hurt.
34:48Here.
34:49Jesus, shoot.
34:55Hey!
34:59How's it going?
35:01Fuck yes.
35:05Hey, thanks for stopping.
35:08So, where are you headed?
35:11Oh, uh, I guess that's a deceptively profound question.
35:15Well, I'm going to Wichita.
35:20Works for me.
35:23You might have found a scam.
35:25Oh, well, hello.
35:26Hello.
35:33Ah, I'm Charlie, by the way.
35:35Thanks.
35:36You're right.
35:37Hey.
35:38I'm gr Lana.
35:39I'm happy and they will not follow.
35:42The bag ofixe who's rappin' at your door.
35:52Standing in the clothes that you once wore.
35:56Strike another match, let's go start anew.
36:01Another match, let's go start anew
36:08Cause it's all over now, baby blue
36:16It's all over now, baby blue
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