- 7/3/2025
Poker Face Season 2 Episode 11 - Full
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00:00We just shape, shape, shape, and we keep shaping until we get something that looks like a bow tie.
00:18Boom. Why, hello, Mr. Bond. Now you're ready to complete your mission, even if it's just looking
00:26sharp at your buddy's wedding. Now, I can hear some of you screaming at the screen. Whoa, hang on there, Gideon.
00:35Way too fast. Way too fast. Okay, I hear you. Stop yelling at me. Now, I don't want you to be frustrated
00:44because yours didn't turn out perfectly the first time. I've...
00:48Oh, can I help you? I'm your chauffeur. Round-trip car service. Compliments of the groom.
00:59Oh. Uh, you sure that's for me?
01:03Should have been mentioned on your invitation. Mind if I take a peek?
01:07Yeah, sure.
01:11Oh, it must be a misprint. I'll have a talk with our secretary about that. The car is ready whenever
01:16you are. Oh, um, oh, yeah, okay. We can, um, two minutes. Two minutes in a row. Okay, thank you.
01:24Flip it up, put it through that small hole, and then we just shape, shape, shape.
01:49Need a hand with that bowtie?
01:51Even until we get something that looks like a bowtie.
01:57Yes, I actually do. That would be great.
02:00I don't want you to be frustrated with yours, dear.
02:02Yeah, I would appreciate that.
02:05I'm a teacher. I should be able to teach myself how to use a bowtie.
02:12If I wanted to wear a clip on it.
02:13Oh, no, no, no, no. Groomed without having it.
02:16This is a nice tux. Thank you.
02:22What are you, a 41 regular?
02:25Well, yeah, I am. Perfect. Me too.
02:32Not too tight that it's choking you.
02:42Unless that's what you're into.
02:43I don't think so tight.
02:48You said a little bit tight.
02:53Have a good day.
02:56No, I don't think so.
02:57I never get up.
02:58I just got up, man.
02:59What are you, a理由?
03:00I'm not talking to myself.
03:01I'm not talking to myself.
03:02I don't know.
03:02I do no matter what you're in charge of.
03:04I'm not looking at me.
03:05I don't know what you're in charge of.
03:06No, you're not looking at me.
03:07I don't know what you're in charge of it.
03:09I'm not looking at me.
03:10What are you, I don't know?
03:11I'm not going to tell you.
03:12Why hello Mr. Bond. Now you're ready to complete your mission, even if it's just looking sharp at your buddy's wedding.
03:21Now, I can hear some of you screaming at the screen. Whoa, hang on there Gideon. Way too fast. Way too fast.
03:30Okay, I hear you. Stop yelling at me. I make it look easy.
03:34But right now, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
03:39If your bow tie looks a little messy, that's part of the charm.
03:45I want you to pause this video right now and go find a picture of Winston Churchill.
03:52His bow ties were always a train wreck. One side is bigger than the other. It's all askew.
04:09Good afternoon, sir. I just need an invitation and some ID.
04:25Welcome, Mr. Telache. Are you all right, sir?
04:38Yeah.
04:39I am so excited.
04:40I am so excited.
04:44I am so excited to be here.
04:46How about a big step?
04:48Yeah.
05:03What is this?
05:24Tastes like balls.
05:25Oh, that's the main ingredient.
05:27It's our signature cocktail this evening.
05:29Vodka, botanicals, and Ballzilla energy drink.
05:32Isn't that that MLM that keeps getting sued left and right?
05:35At least two of those lawsuits settled,
05:37but if you're interested in manifesting abundance
05:39and joining the Groom's Ballzilla Triangle of Success,
05:42I guess you...
05:42I'm not.
05:46Yes, I got him.
05:55Sure.
06:02Who are you here for?
06:14The Groom.
06:15Oh, my God.
06:35Oh, my God.
06:35Why the hell are there federal agents staking out the wedding?
07:00And why am I only finding out about this now?
07:02I mean, who do you think I am?
07:04Who the fuck do you think you have hired?
07:06You want a cowboy?
07:08Go to the ranch.
07:09Because I am a professional.
07:11And when my employer gives me faulty prep,
07:13that makes me walk away.
07:16Because that means I'm either being misled
07:17or I am being led by an idiot.
07:19So which is it?
07:20Stick with the plan.
07:22Find a patsy to take the fall
07:24and we'll double your fee.
07:26Delcompensate for the added risk.
07:29Patsy, right.
07:30I should not see you there.
07:51Uh, that's okay, Dad.
07:53That's right.
07:55Yeah, I'll tell her.
07:57Okay.
07:59Bye-bye.
07:59I am so sorry.
08:03I am all over the place today.
08:04Oh, it's all right.
08:06I'm all over the place every day.
08:08Well, I mean, I would lose my oyster knife
08:09if it wasn't attached to my, uh, oh, my...
08:13You know what?
08:14I actually have to get these in the fridge.
08:15I am so sorry.
08:16Um, hi and bye.
08:20Goodbye.
08:20Goodbye.
08:21Goodbye.
08:29You look like you could use a drink.
08:45Want it without ball juice.
08:48But then how am I going to get my daily dose
08:52of radioactive sludge?
08:54I will give you...
08:58Um, cheers.
09:01I'm Alex.
09:02Todd.
09:03Has, um, has anyone ever called you Hot Toddy?
09:12Not until today.
09:14There he is.
09:17Mr. Talachi.
09:18Fucking legend.
09:19Come here.
09:20Get over here.
09:21Come on.
09:21Get over here, man.
09:22Hey, come here.
09:23Hey, let it be high, Jake.
09:24This guy.
09:26Yeah.
09:26I can't believe how different you look.
09:29Yeah, well...
09:30You still look different.
09:31It's been a few years, Kirby.
09:33Yeah.
09:34I'm so glad you're here, Mr. T.
09:35I still feel bad about that role.
09:38Oh, yeah.
09:38Yeah, I didn't even know a rubber band could do that.
09:40They should put a warning label or some shit on those packages.
09:44They're that fucking dangerous?
09:46They do.
09:46It's written on the back.
09:47You just gotta re-work it.
09:48You remember that eye jelly all over your classroom floor?
09:50Oh, I remember that.
09:51Dude, that was fucked up.
09:53Listen to me now.
09:54I'm gonna make it all up to you.
09:56I've got a new product line that's dropping.
09:58Ballzilla Supplement Powders.
10:01Powder your balls.
10:03And I'm gonna get you in on the ground floor.
10:05So no more of that bullshit teacher salary shit, man.
10:08Get ready to start manifesting abundance.
10:12That's awesome, man.
10:13I'll see you guys.
10:17Not so fast.
10:19You gotta do the thing.
10:26The thing?
10:30Yeah, it's fucking hilarious thing you used to do all the time.
10:33Do it.
10:38Oh, yeah.
10:39What?
10:40Do it right now.
10:43Fucking do it.
10:46Sure.
10:47There's just one more thing.
11:01I don't even know where that shit is from.
11:06That cracks me the fuck up, dude.
11:07You are a fucking legend, Mr. D.
11:09Oh, fuck you.
11:11You're so funny.
11:12Mr. T.
11:13Mr. T.
11:15Mr. T.
11:16Mr. T.
11:18Mr. T.
11:18Mr. T.
11:19What do we say about chanting?
11:21No chanting, you'll have your toast.
11:22No chanting, period.
11:24No chanting, period.
11:34I gotta go do some chick shit.
11:37Mr. T.
11:40Mr. T.
11:44I think you need to manifest some new friends.
11:47Yeah.
11:54No, it's fine.
12:24Hey, asshole.
12:49Dude, these aren't the only two urinals.
12:52You got other options. You don't have to stand right next to me.
12:57This is why we always used to rag on you, man.
12:59Cause you are a fucking pervo.
13:01Don't look at my dick, dude.
13:22I'm not going to go.
13:23This is why we always used to be a little girl.
13:29I'm not going to go.
13:31I'm not going to go.
13:32I'm not going to go.
13:34I'm not going to go.
13:35I'm not going to go.
13:36I'm not going to go.
13:50Oh, my God.
14:20I'm going to find whoever did this.
14:32This is basically murder.
14:34Do you hear me?
14:35Murder!
14:50I'm going to find whoever did this.
15:15Where is he? Where does he go? I don't even understand. This is my day, Mom. Like, we have been planning this for fucking ages. You don't get married twice. I am never going to wear this dress again. Where the fuck is he?
15:31Oh, no. Oh, no. The fireworks are from when we leave on the boat. Is the boat out, Kirby?
15:56I beg you not to humiliate me in front of my parents. I didn't let you pick your stupid monkey soda. Why are you ruining this for me?
16:19Oh, my God. I don't see that.
16:21I didn't do it.
16:26Oh, jeez.
16:51Oh.
16:58Mickey Rooney school for dogs? Oh, my gosh.
17:04Hey, put a stair. Pipe down. Your dreams are killing my sleeps, you know.
17:11Jeez.
17:11I mean, right now. Ugh. Humbug.
17:19Good morning. I've brought you breakfast.
17:23Hey, wait a minute. Sorry. Nobody brings a free breakfast without expecting some kind of a favor.
17:32Well, it's less of a favor and more of an opportunity.
17:37Oh-ho. I see. You must think I'm some kind of a sucker.
17:42It's pronounced shucker.
17:43What is?
17:53Boingo, boingo.
17:55Man, I am sorry for this whole coot kiss thing. I'm afraid to say I think the coot is on our last legs.
18:03Well, I didn't want to say anything, but your car sounds like a herd of seals having an orgy.
18:07So, how'd you come up with this whole thing?
18:09Well, after I met the oyster farmer in my Sonia dance class, I realized all I need is some ice, a sign, some fresh oysters, cute old-timey uniforms, and I'm ready to build a thriving wedding oyster-shucking empire.
18:22Well, sadly, I got this hard, uncrossable line when it comes to old-timey uniforms, so...
18:28We're making seven grand for this.
18:30Gosh, it just became more of a subtle gradation. Seven grand. Alex, yes. Oyster shuckers from Estonia.
18:40They're either submerged in the boathouse on the water, or they're in here between 39 and 41 degrees. This is key.
18:48These oysters make the ultimate sacrifice for us, and we honor that by making sure no oyster dies in vain.
18:56No oyster left behind. This is the oyster shuckers code.
18:59Also, a spoiled batch could literally kill everyone at this wedding.
19:04Fuck.
19:07Maybe I'll just stick with the lemons.
19:10Thank you for doing this with me.
19:11When I met you, I was at the lowest point in my life, but I feel like things are finally turning around.
19:24Aw, shucks.
19:25Is that an oyster pun?
19:27Yeah.
19:27Oyster pun!
19:30You can roll with that.
19:31Oh.
19:33Yeah.
19:33Oh, wow.
19:35You all right, sir?
19:44Yeah.
19:45Todd Tolochi.
19:46Uh, groom's high school English teacher. Not a threat.
19:50Roger that.
19:51I still think this is a stupid fucking idea.
19:55Agent Milligan, teamwork means being open to any and all ideas.
20:00Agent Clark feels strongly this endeavor is worthwhile. I would like you to be supportive.
20:03Ma'am, I think it's great that you went to sensitivity training, but I know that you agree with me.
20:09This is bullshit.
20:12Those feelings are also valid. Thank you for sharing them.
20:15Let's just focus on IDing everyone entering those gates. We get in, we film, we congratulate, and we disappear. No surprises.
20:21Better fucking not be.
20:25All right.
20:26These are from Wallfleet Harbor. They're very silky.
20:29New Finland's, they're nuttier.
20:30And these are Long Island Bluepoints. They're salty and meaty.
20:35You got it?
20:36Oh, yeah.
20:40Oh, hey. These are, um, what do you call it, uh, deep water horizon.
20:45You got a nice oily texture?
20:48Oyster?
20:50Okay.
20:50I hope the shrimps are doing better than the oysters, yeah?
20:56Oh, wow. Gosh.
20:58Imagine that.
20:59Using your own wedding to just shill some pyramid scheme.
21:02No, it's not a pyramid scheme.
21:04It's a triangular selling system, which is totally legal in 32 states.
21:08Euclidean.
21:10Oyster?
21:11Oh, yeah. Don't mind if I do.
21:12No, thank you.
21:16Oyster?
21:18Oysters.
21:18Yeah. Oyster?
21:21Yeah. Thank you.
21:22Sure.
21:26Hey, sir.
21:29Here you go.
21:29Good for you.
21:32Fucking dick.
21:33Oysters over here.
21:41Emotional day, huh?
21:42Yeah, me too. I always get a little weepy at these, uh...
21:45Oh, I see.
21:49Uh, you're listing a little to starboard there, Chief.
21:53Yeah?
21:54Yeah.
21:56Yes.
21:57Weird.
21:58Shouldn't these be, uh, shucked to order?
22:00How long have they just been sitting on ice?
22:01Uh, I don't know. Is that protocol?
22:04Oh, you see, my partner, she doesn't even trust me with the oyster knife, uh, thinks I'm gonna hurt myself.
22:08Well, in the wrong hands, they can be very dangerous.
22:11Is that how you got that?
22:13Oh, this, uh, no, this happened in my garden.
22:18Oh, shit.
22:20I'm so sorry. You see, I got this thing.
22:23If we can invite our guests to make their way out to the lawn, the ceremony is about to begin.
22:28Hmm?
22:29You'll excuse me.
22:31Okey-doke.
22:32Yeah.
22:32You all right?
22:34Oyster?
22:38You really think it's a pyramid scheme?
22:41Oh, I don't know, man.
22:42Uh, look, if it's working out for you, who am I to judge?
22:45I've spent $46,000 in upfront costs, and so far I've made $345 back.
22:52$5,000?
22:53No.
22:55Sure.
22:56I don't want to see that shit, man!
22:59Remy, come on, hear me out.
23:00Luca?
23:03Tell her I didn't invite her, because I don't want her in my life.
23:06I'm doing fine without her.
23:08You tell her I am crushing without her.
23:10Now, leave me the fuck alone!
23:13Hey, Luca!
23:15Oh, no!
23:17What?
23:18Oh, yeah, my thoughts exactly.
23:21What the fuck, man?
23:22What are you doing here?
23:22I am not here.
23:24Oh, I see.
23:25Am I talking to some kind of an ABBA, Tupac hologram situation here?
23:30Stop it.
23:30No, stop it.
23:31I'm me, but I'm undercover.
23:33Okay, because I was going to say, holy shit, that's some very impressive technology you got going at the FBI.
23:39Really, huh?
23:40What, are you busting up this ballzilla scam?
23:43Yes, that is exactly what I'm doing.
23:46Bullshit.
23:46Never get used to that.
23:49This is not what I need right now.
23:50Oh, of course, because you and me, same time, same place.
23:53Usually some bad shit goes down.
23:55Well, that, and it's going to set back my therapy by several months.
23:58I've been working on my imposter syndrome since I keep getting promoted because of, well, you.
24:05Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.
24:08Or, congratulations.
24:11Welcome.
24:12Do your thing.
24:13I'm going to stay out of your way, all right?
24:14Oh, yes, I'm not a problem.
24:15Just for me.
24:16Oh, God.
24:22Is that Hass?
24:23Yes.
24:26You're in spirit.
24:27But, Mom.
24:31You're not getting involved, Charlie.
24:33Wait, wait, wait.
24:35So, is the groom Hass' son?
24:39Keep your voice down, but yes, Hass made it a condition of her testimony that she gets
24:43to watch the wedding on livestream.
24:46She hasn't seen him since he was born.
24:48I guess she wanted to get some kind of closure, but he did not take it well.
24:51No, I saw that.
24:52She's a fuck, man.
24:53She's going to be heartbroken.
24:55Let me worry about Hass.
24:56You enjoy whatever it is you're doing in your old-timey uniform.
25:00Good to see you.
25:01Goodbye.
25:19Not a good time right now, thank you.
25:24It's mostly vodka.
25:26It's really weird.
25:34I know your mom.
25:37Actually, she spent a long time trying to kill me.
25:40Don't worry.
25:41We kind of worked it out.
25:42Well, I'm glad that worked out for you, but this woman doesn't give a fuck about me.
25:50She abandoned me when I was this tiny pussy-ass baby, and now she knows I'm getting married,
25:56but she doesn't come in person.
25:57She sends this fucking dweeb to do a live stream, and I'm supposed to be what, grateful?
26:01You see, she's the kind of person where everyone she gets close to winds up either murdered, maimed, or arrested.
26:11And when you're that kind of person, well, the most loving thing you can do for someone is to stay as far away from them as possible, no matter how painful.
26:22So, if she's reaching out to you, from WITSEC, through that FBI dweeb,
26:29you know, that means, I mean, she must have called in a million favors, you know, risked her life, just to see you again, just to get that picture to you.
26:41It's hard not to think of all the things we could have done together.
26:53With her old criminal network, can you imagine the fuckton of ballzilla we could have moved?
27:00Think of the bank.
27:02You really are your mother's son, huh?
27:06It'll be okay, kid.
27:11Wait, the woman you told me about, the, uh, the rat mold thing, Rasp, she's here.
27:28First of all, Hasp, and I didn't know, she's in witness protection, you know, so nobody knows where.
27:34Well, she, she wanted to kill you, and she is like some kind of gangster, right?
27:38Well, yeah, but, you know, well, we're kind of cool now, no big deal.
27:43She recently asked me to follow her Finsta account.
27:46I'm not bragging, it's just a fact.
27:48I didn't do it, seemed kind of weird.
27:50She only posts these, like, uh, baking photos.
27:53It would totally fuck up my algo.
27:58Ma'am, how many of those have you had?
28:00I'm trying to get loosened up, there's this really, uh, guy who says he's gonna shuck my shell and slurp me down.
28:07Bro, whoa, whoa.
28:08Are you about to go full oyster?
28:11Okay, you do you.
28:13Boss, might I go have a little cigarette break?
28:17Didn't you just go for a break?
28:18Uh, it's a funny story, so, there was, like, a drinking break, but this is gonna be more, uh, vape-focused.
28:24Okay.
28:25I might, I might do a little drinking.
28:28Full slurp, huh?
28:32Yeah, gentlemen.
28:33Hey.
28:37All right.
28:48Mmm.
28:49Mmm.
28:49I am a sure hour.
29:13Let's get out of here, Alex.
29:24Hey.
29:26What happened to Noah's still left behind?
29:28Yeah.
29:34This is not the plan!
29:35Fireworks are for when we leave on the boat!
29:38Ah!
29:43Oh, no, Alex.
29:46I bet you not that you humiliate me in front of my parents!
29:49I didn't let you pick your stupid monkey soda!
29:52Why are you ruining this for me?
29:56Ah!
29:57Ah!
29:58Oh, my God!
30:02Oh, my God!
30:06I didn't do it!
30:08I didn't do it!
30:09I didn't do it!
30:09I didn't do it!
30:13That's true!
30:24Absinthe Stun is dead.
30:25Murder suspect is on the loose.
30:28She was alone, on a boat, holding an oyster knife, covered in blood, standing over a body that had been stabbed to death with an oyster knife.
30:35Yes, yes, I know. It sounds crazy, but she's telling the truth, okay? She didn't do it.
30:39I want to believe you, but what about everyone else? What about Beatrix?
30:44Even in Witsack, she still has powerful connections.
30:47So, uh, what do you say?
30:50The best thing for your friend is if we find her before the mob does.
30:56So, if I bring Alex in, you guarantee that you keep her safe?
31:02Yes.
31:02Okay, I'll help you.
31:06Thank you, Charlie.
31:08Can I talk to you for a second?
31:10Yeah, have we called her back?
31:12Um, we can't guarantee that girl's safety.
31:15I mean, every gangster from Northern America is going to be looking for her.
31:17I know that, but we need to bring her in anyway, no matter the risk.
31:22Ah, you were lying. Smart. You fooled me.
31:27Okay, um, shh.
31:29What?
31:32All units be on the lookout for a Caucasian woman.
31:45Mid-30s, with red hair, just like Steamboat Willie.
31:49Last known location, banquet hall.
31:51Oh, really?
32:03Okay.
32:05Manifest, Alex.
32:06Manifest.
32:08Jesus.
32:09Manifest.
32:10God, maybe this shit really does work.
32:22I didn't do it. I didn't kill him. I could never.
32:25I know, honey, but really, it really does look like you did do it.
32:28It's over.
32:28The groom was already dead when I went in the phone house. It was horrible.
32:32I did.
32:34I guess I must have passed out, because next thing I remember, I wake up with a bloody knife in my hand.
32:39Okay, okay. I know that you're telling the truth.
32:42But look, you got several mob conglomerates, the entire FBI committed to kill him, so I'm kind of outranked here.
32:47And anyway, if you didn't kill him, who did?
32:55Wait, I think I know how we get out of here.
32:58Guess what else they keep in the boat house?
33:00Boats.
33:01Jeff.
33:01Okay, so if only we just had some way of sneaking out without being spotted.
33:10I can't believe you dragged us into this stupid fucking boondock.
33:13You know what, Annie, you want to be helpful? Go check our deep sources.
33:16I want to know if there's any chatter about the killing.
33:17Chatter? Why would there be chatter about some random oyster shucker?
33:24Almost everything tells me the oyster shucker did it, but one thing doesn't, and I've kind of learned to listen to her.
33:29Go now!
33:30Okay, okay. Go check on some fucking oysters.
33:34Fuck.
33:36Don't take it personally.
33:38Wendy filed for divorce last week.
33:41Oh, well, that's a shame.
33:44Yeah.
33:46That said, you did kind of blow it on this one.
33:50Well, thanks, Radquist.
33:51Oh, jeez.
34:14Hi, Karam.
34:15We made it!
34:16In there!
34:17We'll take that to do!
34:18Oh, fuck.
34:19Huh?
34:19Do you even know how to drive that thing?
34:22They practically drive themselves.
34:24Well, I'm not sure that's true.
34:28Oh!
34:29Oh, shit.
34:36The two drunk guys.
34:38So, one of them was the groom, and the other.
34:42He must have been the killer.
34:43One of the grooms?
34:44Did he?
34:46Oh, I spy a fake eye.
34:50Yes, I do.
34:51Hot toddy.
34:52Who?
34:53The hot guy with the eye.
34:55Yes, well, someone pretending to be hot toddy.
34:58You know, in order to sneak into the wedding and detect it.
35:00That's very elaborate.
35:02Indeed.
35:02Clearly a professional.
35:03Oh, for fuck's sake, Charlie.
35:20Charlie!
35:22This is ridiculous.
35:23Can you please just turn yourselves in so I don't have to get my shoes wet?
35:27Look, there's a professional hitman here.
35:30He killed a groom, and then he set up Alex, and now she's a loose end.
35:34If what you're saying is true, we can find out who the assassin is.
35:37We can protect her.
35:38Oh, bullshit!
35:41We can at least try to protect her.
35:43Word is already out to the five families about Hasp's son.
35:46There are goons mobilizing coast to coast.
35:48They all think when Hasp testifies, she'll go easy on whoever whacks her son's killer.
35:54What are you going to do?
35:55Canoe your way to safety?
35:56You can't...
35:57Shit.
35:58I trusted you!
36:01Row, Alex, row!
36:02Row your little boat!
36:05Fuck!
36:13Okay.
36:15Go!
36:15Fuck!
36:26Manifest, baby!
36:34Boo!
36:35Sorry, ma'am. I take full responsibility.
36:49Oh, yeah, you'll take full responsibility.
36:51You are one fucking sorry excuse for a federal agent.
36:54How did a fucking pinhead baby like you even get promoted in the first place?
36:58I'm so sick of this sensitivity shit.
37:01It is good to have you back, ma'am.
37:05I just wanted to make $7,000 shucking oysters so I could finally make a dent in my student loans.
37:20And, you know, I've never even seen a dead body before.
37:23No, I've been chased by the FBI. I'm being hunted by a hitman and a whole mafia.
37:28Several mafias, actually. It's a, well, it's kind of a national consortium of...
37:32How am I going to get out of this?
37:34I don't know what I'm thinking, you know?
37:36I'm dead. I'm a dead woman walking.
37:39Well, I mean, there is one person, one person who knows how to deal with the mafia, the FBI, and professional killers.
37:46Who?
37:49Beatrix Hasp.
37:51The mob boss?
37:52Yes.
37:53Who tried to kill you?
37:54Okay.
37:54Who is also the mother of the man I supposedly killed?
37:58I wouldn't really mean...
37:58Am I supposed to go up to her and say,
38:01Hi, you probably saw a video of me covered in your son's blood.
38:04Would you mind helping me out?
38:06Take it, I don't know.
38:07I mean, like, look, there's exactly one person in the whole world who Beatrix trusts, okay?
38:12And you happen to have picked her as your shucking partner, so...
38:15Why would she trust you?
38:17No, I mean, she knows about my whole lie detector thing.
38:19She's seen it work under some pretty extreme circumstances, and...
38:22I guess I think that...
38:24Well, yeah.
38:25She'd want to find the real killer more than she'd want to see you act.
38:28Okay.
38:29Okay, how...
38:30How do we find her?
38:31We can't.
38:32No, nobody can.
38:34She's in witness protection, so...
38:36Shit.
38:36Do you have any form of contact with her at all?
38:39No.
38:40Think.
38:48Her finster.
38:51God, it really is nothing but baked goods.
38:55Wait, can you send her a message?
38:57Yeah.
38:58No.
38:59What?
38:59I'm her only follower.
39:00She doesn't follow me back?
39:01What the fuck, V?
39:02How do we find this lady?
39:04All we have to go in our cookie photos.
39:06Well, cookie photos and, uh, everything in the background.
39:18Look.
39:19That's, uh, junk mail, a political flyer.
39:21I mean, even witness protection can't get you away from the...
39:24Can you read anything on it?
39:25Well, it's, uh, just the top line of the address.
39:27Uh, 42 Ashford Place.
39:30I, uh, that doesn't really narrow it down.
39:31This is a nightmare.
39:33Yeah.
39:34We need, we need, uh...
39:35We need a city.
39:37There's nothing else on the flyer.
39:38Well, just...
39:40Wait.
39:43Ha!
39:44Search it.
39:45Image search it.
39:45Reverse search image search it.
39:46I'm on it.
39:52Greenville, Indiana.
39:53It's a 10-hour drive.
39:54Jesus Christ.
39:55Look at this.
39:56Look at this.
39:57Half of my feet is already baking videos.
39:58Okay.
39:59Fuck this.
40:00Let's roll.
40:07It was right there, though.
40:09Okay.
40:09So I checked our deep cover sources, even though I thought it was fucking stupid.
40:13And actually, there has been chatter about an assassin on this job.
40:17Chatter?
40:18What chatter?
40:18Just one word.
40:21I don't know what it means.
40:24Iguana.
40:28Iguana?
40:29Are you sure?
40:30Yes, ma'am.
40:32What's...
40:33Iguana?
40:34No, Iguana is...
40:36The codename of the most dangerous, deadly hitman in the world.
40:41A total ghost.
40:42No photos, no information.
40:43This is the first confirmation we have that he's even a he, able to strike anywhere, get
40:49to anyone, and leave zero trace.
40:54But Iguana is a made-up story that FBI agents tell new recruits to give them nightmares.
41:00If someone hired the Iguana, this was not about killing a multi-level marketing energy drink
41:07entrepreneur.
41:07And if Charlie and Alex are still alive, it's because the Iguana wants them that way.
41:17Charlie Kale is leading the Iguana straight to Beatrix Asp.
41:24And it's gonna be a bloodbath.
41:26Early one morning
41:40Death come a-knockin' at your door
41:43Early one morning
41:47Death come a-knockin' at your door
41:51I said, early one morning
41:55Death come a-knockin' at your door
41:58Oh, my Lord
42:00Oh, my Lord
42:02What shall I do to be saved?
42:07Early one morning
42:10Death come a-creepin' in your room
42:14Early one morning
42:18Death come a-creepin' in your room
42:22I cry
42:22Early one morning
42:25Death come a-creepin' in your room
42:29Oh, my Lord
42:31Oh, my Lord
42:32What shall I do to be saved?
42:39Early one evening
42:41Death come a-knockin' at your door
42:45Early one evening
42:50Death come a-knockin' in your room
42:54I said, early one evening
42:56Death come a-knockin' at your door
42:58Oh, my Lord
43:00Oh, my Lord
43:02Oh, my Lord
43:03What shall I do to be saved?
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