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00:00:00Oh, my God.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leigham.
00:00:28You and Asher?
00:00:30You're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leigham.
00:00:36But you've got to go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56What was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:00:58We done here?
00:01:01Yeah.
00:01:02I think I did my job.
00:01:07Yes!
00:01:08Yes!
00:01:09Yes!
00:01:09No!
00:01:10Oh!
00:01:11Oh!
00:01:12Oh!
00:01:12Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, thank you.
00:01:18You were the best.
00:01:18You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:23What's your name again?
00:01:24Lonnie, we need to talk.
00:01:27Lonnie, we need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34To me, you are breaking up with me.
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:41What?
00:01:42This isn't working out.
00:01:44Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:50What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:52I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:54This isn't working out.
00:01:55But, but...
00:01:56Take care, Monique.
00:02:05What am I doing?
00:02:14So, I tell her.
00:02:17Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:19That's an okra.
00:02:21Like, seriously?
00:02:23So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:26I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:31How about you and I...
00:02:33Um, you're...
00:02:34Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:36Be right back.
00:02:40So, I was thinking...
00:02:42How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:46Sorry.
00:02:47I'll be right back.
00:02:56Oh, damn it.
00:03:03Thanks.
00:03:04I'm so sorry.
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08Oh, my God.
00:03:09Asher?
00:03:10Oh, yeah.
00:03:10What are you doing?
00:03:11Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you?
00:03:14Hey.
00:03:15Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:17Sure.
00:03:18It looks fun.
00:03:23How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:27Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:29We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:31Can you swear?
00:03:33Thank you, sir.
00:03:34Friends forever.
00:03:35Stop doing that.
00:03:40We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:43Pinkie swear?
00:03:44Pinkie swear.
00:03:45Friends forever.
00:03:47Stop doing that.
00:03:56What about work?
00:03:58I actually just started a new job.
00:04:00I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:01Small world.
00:04:02They're our biggest client.
00:04:03Mm.
00:04:05No way.
00:04:06Wait, what do you do?
00:04:07I work at a software development startup.
00:04:12Hey.
00:04:13Good school.
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:22What?
00:04:22What about your love life?
00:04:25Oh, my God.
00:04:27Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:29A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:33Cheers, mate.
00:04:34How about we?
00:04:40Stop it.
00:04:42No.
00:04:43Hey, we're friends.
00:04:44Well, if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:49Sex ruins everything.
00:04:52Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:53the pastor.
00:04:54Hey, I Imagine how you're gonna do it.
00:04:55No.
00:04:59Oh, my God.
00:04:59I know.
00:05:00I know.
00:05:00I've been down for 20, we've gone for 20 minutes.
00:05:02DANIEL
00:05:03I know.
00:05:04I know.
00:05:04Oh, my God.
00:05:05I know.
00:05:06I know.
00:05:07I know I know don't ever care about.
00:05:17Alright.
00:05:17I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:50I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:53I have that effect on women.
00:06:00I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:01Thanks.
00:06:03I think.
00:06:06Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:09Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:16Friends forever.
00:06:18Friends forever.
00:06:28Friends forever.
00:06:29Oh, my God.
00:06:59Oh, my God.
00:07:29Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:03Hey, I mean, since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11No.
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fox.
00:08:25But still.
00:08:27But still.
00:08:31Sex without strings.
00:08:34You do you, I do me.
00:08:37And we do each other.
00:08:42Interesting.
00:08:49Okay.
00:08:50Sold.
00:08:54And benefits.
00:08:55And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:23Hello, ladies.
00:09:31Asher?
00:09:35You two know each other?
00:09:37Yeah.
00:09:38We know each other from college.
00:09:42He's one of my best friends.
00:09:43What are you doing here?
00:09:45He's here to see my father.
00:09:47Wait, what?
00:09:48Daddy owns the company.
00:09:50I know.
00:09:51I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:54Clearly.
00:09:56Listen, I've got to run, but talk to you later.
00:10:00You too?
00:10:01Oh, what a man.
00:10:17What's this?
00:10:18Article one.
00:10:29Nobody knows.
00:10:31It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:33Good point.
00:10:37At a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:40Article three.
00:10:42Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:10:44Agreed.
00:10:44Article four.
00:10:53Article five.
00:10:56Once one party sleeps with another person,
00:10:59the agreement is over.
00:11:02I don't like that one.
00:11:04Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:08Fine.
00:11:09And finally.
00:11:17Friends first.
00:11:19Friends first.
00:11:30Let's see.
00:11:31Let's see.
00:11:31Let's see.
00:11:32Let's see.
00:11:32Let's see.
00:11:33Let's see.
00:12:38Will you go out with me?
00:12:40What?
00:12:41On a date.
00:12:43Will you go on a date with me?
00:12:46A real one.
00:12:48No.
00:12:53What?
00:12:56I mean, no, the contract.
00:12:58Forget the contract.
00:13:00No, friends first.
00:13:01Remember?
00:13:02Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:10Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:12Come on.
00:13:27Friends first?
00:13:33Friends first.
00:13:36So see you at seven tonight?
00:13:48Yes, you will.
00:13:48He asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:06Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:07I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:10Yes, yes.
00:14:11Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:13Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:15You can give me some tips.
00:14:16I'm getting a money-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:18I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:20What's he doing?
00:14:22Philadelphia.
00:14:24Philadelphia.
00:14:25Uh, favorite food?
00:14:28Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:14:33Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:14:36I like your pen.
00:14:38I've never seen that color before.
00:14:39Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:14:41It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:14:44Cool.
00:14:45What about sports?
00:14:47Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:14:50On your date.
00:14:52I can't do that if I'm going to marry this man he's got to think we're meant to be.
00:14:58Mary?
00:14:59You got a problem with that?
00:15:06Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:10Me and Asher?
00:15:13No, no, no, never.
00:15:15He's...
00:15:16No, no, no, never.
00:15:18He's...
00:15:19We're...
00:15:20We're friends.
00:15:21We're best friends.
00:15:23Good.
00:15:24By the way, I love your outfit.
00:15:26Where'd you get it?
00:15:27Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:15:29Super cute.
00:15:31Okay, let's carry on.
00:15:32Uh, siblings?
00:15:33And being an only child.
00:15:39I was an only child as well.
00:15:41Really?
00:15:43Cool.
00:15:44Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:15:48I was born in Philly.
00:15:50Shut up.
00:15:51It's my favorite city.
00:15:53Where was the school?
00:15:54Um, I...
00:15:57I...
00:15:58Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:02Mm-hmm.
00:16:06How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:10That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:16I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:23I had a wonderful time.
00:16:26I really hope we can do this again.
00:16:29That would be great.
00:16:32Good night.
00:16:33Oh, my.
00:16:37Okay, thank you.
00:16:41Listen.
00:16:43I should really head out.
00:16:47Uh, take care.
00:16:48Why don't you come up?
00:16:51And I will fuck you.
00:16:53It's within an inch of your life.
00:16:55Oh.
00:16:55Oh.
00:16:58Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:01Why?
00:17:02Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:06I'm...
00:17:06I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:08No, no, it...
00:17:09Uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:10It's just...
00:17:12Sex ruins everything.
00:17:15Let's wait.
00:17:17So it can be perfect.
00:17:20Yeah?
00:17:24Yes.
00:17:28Okay.
00:17:29Toodles.
00:17:32Beth?
00:17:38It was nice.
00:17:40We have a lot in common.
00:17:44Are you...
00:17:45Jealous?
00:17:48No.
00:17:52Did you, um...
00:17:53Did you sleep together?
00:17:56No.
00:17:58But not...
00:17:59She's an animal.
00:18:04Oh.
00:18:05God.
00:18:06Stop it.
00:18:07Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:11So you don't?
00:18:12Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:14I want to wait.
00:18:15Just in case she is...
00:18:17The one.
00:18:19You never know.
00:18:27I'm never getting married.
00:18:30I'm ready to settle down.
00:18:31You do you.
00:18:39To each his own.
00:18:41Agreed.
00:18:42Did you steal my fudge?
00:18:43Maybe.
00:18:43Give it back.
00:18:44Give it back.
00:18:45Come on.
00:18:46Mm-mm.
00:18:46It's not fun.
00:18:47Mm.
00:18:48Mm.
00:18:49It's my strawberry.
00:18:50All right.
00:18:50That was rude.
00:18:59That was rude.
00:18:59That was rude.
00:19:29Leanne Lamont.
00:19:30You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:19:34You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:19:38True love does not exist.
00:19:40You will only get hurt.
00:19:42He is your friend.
00:19:44Don't blow it.
00:19:46Friendship first.
00:19:48Leanne Lamont.
00:19:50You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:19:52You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:19:54True love does not exist.
00:19:56You will only get hurt.
00:19:58He is your friend.
00:19:59Don't love it.
00:20:03Friend at first.
00:20:05The animal wants.
00:20:28The animal wants.
00:20:35Hey.
00:20:37Shit.
00:20:39I'm so sorry.
00:20:40My bad, my fault.
00:20:43Hang on.
00:20:46You got a tissue?
00:20:51Here, let me.
00:20:53Hey, what are you doing?
00:20:54Stop cock-plucking me.
00:20:55Oh, I didn't realize.
00:20:58Hey, Asher.
00:21:00Eric.
00:21:04Okay.
00:21:06Well, see you guys later.
00:21:10Here.
00:21:16I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:18I'm Eric.
00:21:28That was fun.
00:21:30Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:21:34Both.
00:21:36Okay. You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:21:40So what?
00:21:42Think I can't handle myself?
00:21:44No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:21:46Oh, my God.
00:21:48Are you jealous?
00:21:50No, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous?
00:21:52We're friends with benefits.
00:21:54Remember?
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:58You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:00Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:02You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:06I can handle myself.
00:22:08Yeah, fine. Be that way.
00:22:14You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:18Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:21arrangement.
00:22:22Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:22:32Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:22:36Maybe I will.
00:22:40Yes.
00:22:41Maybe I'll be outside your face.
00:22:49Ph良owals for Mrs. Lena Lambert.
00:22:51That's me.
00:22:53Oh, my God.
00:22:58I'm Eric.
00:22:59what are you doing here had a meeting with best dad
00:23:09that's from eric yes
00:23:15they're nice
00:23:19listen um i'm really sorry about last night
00:23:27i was out of line no no i was out of line
00:23:34i'm so sorry about the slap oh my god yeah i deserved it
00:23:48friends forever
00:23:51dinner later sounds awesome
00:23:59someone's on a good mood
00:24:06someone's on a good mood
00:24:19oh it's just i'm just so happy
00:24:23you know leanne i think i like asher a lot
00:24:28i think you could be the one
00:24:31oh i think i'm falling in love
00:24:35you've only just started dating
00:24:37have you ever had a connection that's just so deep so immediate that you just know
00:24:45yeah that's us
00:24:50you know he told me he wants us to wait for sex he says he wants to build a strong foundation first
00:24:59i hope you're not jealous
00:25:02oh no i don't know i i just want him to be happy
00:25:09by the way i love your lipstick it's so unique what color is it
00:25:14paris pink
00:25:16i love it
00:25:17anyway gotta go toodles
00:25:21why are you so down what's wrong
00:25:31nothing
00:25:34famous last words
00:25:37is it attic
00:25:39of course not
00:25:42how's beth by the way
00:25:44she thinks that you're gonna settle down with her
00:25:47yeah you never know
00:25:49give me your hand
00:25:53i'll tell you what's gonna happen
00:25:56come on
00:25:57okay
00:25:57okay
00:25:59this
00:26:00is your lifeline
00:26:02it's long
00:26:04so you have a nice long life
00:26:06okay
00:26:07okay
00:26:08uh this
00:26:09is your headline
00:26:10for wisdom
00:26:11and
00:26:12looks like you have done some stupid things
00:26:17and this
00:26:21is your love line
00:26:22so you've got a rocky beginning
00:26:25over here
00:26:26but you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:26:36you want to go home and fuck
00:26:55great idea
00:26:57and
00:27:00take the big
00:27:01check
00:27:03i'm
00:27:04so
00:27:05i'm
00:27:05so
00:27:06woman
00:27:07good
00:27:07i'm
00:27:07she's
00:27:08too
00:27:08i'm
00:27:08so
00:27:09i'm
00:27:10because
00:27:10i'm
00:27:11okay
00:27:13i'm
00:27:13okay
00:27:14i'm
00:27:15w
00:27:16w
00:27:17wow
00:27:17mom
00:27:27Looks like we had fun last night
00:27:57Do you have a key?
00:28:07Oh nice trick
00:28:27Right?
00:28:28Yeah
00:28:29Who is that?
00:28:33I have no idea
00:28:35Hello?
00:28:37Your front door was unlocked
00:28:39My front door
00:28:43Yes
00:28:53How could you?
00:28:57Beth! Wait, Beth!
00:28:59Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:01Beth! Wait, Beth!
00:29:03Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:07What do you mean what have you done?
00:29:09Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:21Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:23I'm leaving
00:29:25I'm getting dressed, I'm going
00:29:26I'm feeling kind of yucky right now
00:29:27I'm sorry, okay?
00:29:28You didn't do anything
00:29:29It was me, I fucked up
00:29:31You said it wasn't serious
00:29:33It wasn't, it isn't, it doesn't matter
00:29:35I fucked up, whatever it is
00:29:37It was, I fucked it up, okay?
00:29:43I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:29:45Yeah
00:29:52Yeah
00:29:58Henceverse?
00:30:04Henceverse
00:30:15Hey, Beth
00:30:20Hey, Beth
00:30:21Go away!
00:30:27I need to talk to you
00:30:30I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued
00:30:34You, on the other hand
00:30:35I don't want to speak to you ever again
00:30:37No, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:30:39It was a stupid game
00:30:40Friends with benefits
00:30:41But it's over now, okay?
00:30:42I promise
00:30:45Do you love her?
00:30:51Of course not
00:30:53Okay, she means nothing to me
00:30:57Really?
00:31:00Hey, I want to see what happens between us
00:31:02You and me
00:31:05Please
00:31:06Give me another chance
00:31:08I suppose
00:31:09I suppose
00:31:14Okay
00:31:18Okay
00:31:19Hi
00:31:20Leigh-Anne, it's me again
00:31:34Don't know why you're avoiding me
00:31:36I'm so confused
00:31:38Friends forever, remember?
00:31:40Remember?
00:31:46Eric
00:31:47Hi
00:31:48I'm sorry if it's been a while
00:31:51I know I've been out of touch
00:31:52But
00:31:54I would love to see you again
00:31:56If you're up for it
00:31:57Asher?
00:31:58Asher?
00:31:59Asher?
00:32:00It's me!
00:32:01I haven't heard from you in like four hours
00:32:02What's going on?
00:32:03Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:04Call me!
00:32:06Asher?
00:32:07Asher?
00:32:08Asher, it's me!
00:32:09I haven't heard from you in like four hours
00:32:10What's going on?
00:32:11Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:12Call me!
00:32:13Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but
00:32:29I'll leave you alone now
00:32:32If you ever want to be friends again
00:32:34You know where to find me
00:32:43It's Eric, leave a message
00:32:59Hey, Eric
00:33:03I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night
00:33:06And I wanted to see what you were doing later
00:33:08Asher?
00:33:09Asher, where are you?
00:33:11Why won't you call me back?
00:33:12I know you're with her!
00:33:14You lied to me!
00:33:17Okay
00:33:18Miss you
00:33:19Call me
00:33:20Bye!
00:33:25Beth, I got your 35 messages
00:33:30Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you
00:33:34But maybe we need to slow things down a bit
00:33:38I'll call you when I can
00:33:42chickens
00:33:54Daniel Koloday
00:33:55Hey, hey, hey, babe! Slow down!
00:33:58Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:08Slow down.
00:34:14To love.
00:34:18Wait.
00:34:20Love sucks.
00:34:23Okay.
00:34:25I think we've had enough.
00:34:28How about we had a bag for my face?
00:34:35Fabulous.
00:34:37Easy.
00:34:58A lot of goodies, isn't it?
00:35:09Yeah, yeah.
00:35:15.
00:35:16Yeah.
00:35:17Yeah.
00:35:19I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:35:41Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:35:42I've been aloof.
00:35:43Just been going through some stuff.
00:35:44You want to talk about it, baby?
00:35:46No, that's okay.
00:35:47Just life.
00:35:48Is it Leanne?
00:35:50I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:35:53You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:35:55I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:35:57Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:03And we looked like her clothes from last night.
00:36:06No way.
00:36:06She would never.
00:36:07He's a knob.
00:36:09Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:14I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:18I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:18I guess she's not the same.
00:36:20Okay.
00:36:27Well.
00:37:59What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:03Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:05Hey, your best isn't good enough because it's the game.
00:38:10Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:11Don't tell me what I'm doing, woman.
00:38:13She can handle herself.
00:38:16Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:17Everyone!
00:38:17What? Look at the loser.
00:38:20It's so embarrassing.
00:38:24Fucking prick.
00:38:26Come here.
00:38:30Come on.
00:38:31Come on.
00:38:33Okay.
00:38:37Okay.
00:38:38Okay.
00:40:09You can't fire me.
00:40:11I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:14I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:16You can't.
00:40:17She'll sue.
00:40:20Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:23And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:40:26Yeah.
00:40:30I don't know.
00:40:35Ah!
00:40:37Ah!
00:40:47Ah!
00:40:55Ah!
00:41:05Ah!
00:41:07Ah!
00:41:11Ah!
00:41:17Ah!
00:41:23Ah!
00:41:25Ah!
00:41:29Ah!
00:42:31Love for a friend with benefits, Leigham.
00:42:37XO, XO.
00:42:42When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leigham.
00:42:47I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:42:51Then how do you explain these tips?
00:42:53I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:42:56You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:01I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:05I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:08Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:10You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:13Leigham.
00:43:17I am not a cheater.
00:43:19I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:43:29I do.
00:43:34Kate.
00:43:34You're my lover.
00:44:03You
00:44:22Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert or both thoughts
00:44:30Please don't marry
00:44:33You don't love her
00:44:35You're rebounding
00:44:42I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids, thoughts?
00:44:47A string quartet instead of a jazz trio, thoughts?
00:44:53They say he's the photographer to the stars, thoughts?
00:45:03A string quartet and humming
00:45:05...
00:45:15...
00:45:17...
00:45:18...
00:45:19...
00:45:20...
00:45:21Oh, my God.
00:45:39Hello. Did you get my messages?
00:45:45You're going to love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:45:47I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:45:51Could you run down and grab them?
00:45:53Sure.
00:46:12Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:17You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:46:32Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:46:47What?
00:46:49Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:46:54Who's the source?
00:47:00Oh, my God. Why would she do this?
00:47:04Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:06No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:08You know, Asher, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:14But you never speak to me again.
00:47:19So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:20Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:24It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:47:29You're toxic, Asher.
00:47:31Nobody will touch you.
00:47:32So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:47:45Asher?
00:47:46Bitch.
00:47:47What?
00:47:48You're a jealous bitch.
00:47:50What are you doing? What are you-
00:47:52I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:47:54So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:47:57Honey?
00:47:59What are you talking about?
00:48:00I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:03Well, job well done.
00:48:04Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:06Stay away from me.
00:48:09Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:12We are not friends.
00:48:15Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:16Stay away from me.
00:48:18Don't contact me.
00:48:19Don't speak to me.
00:48:20Don't look at me.
00:48:28You are dead to me.
00:48:46Let's go.
00:48:47Bye.
00:48:48I'm sorry.
00:48:49I'm sorry.
00:48:50Sorry.
00:48:51I had a child called me.
00:48:53Well, I'm sorry.
00:48:54I have a woman.
00:48:55I can't try to win.
00:48:56I'm sorry.
00:48:57Bye.
00:48:58Bye.
00:48:59Bye.
00:49:00Bye.
00:49:03Bye.
00:49:04Bye.
00:49:05Bye.
00:49:10Bye.
00:49:12Bye.
00:51:13Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:51:34I didn't write this.
00:51:41Heliotrope Purple.
00:51:43It was Beth.
00:51:51Heliotrope Purple.
00:51:52It was Beth.
00:51:58She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:01Oh my God.
00:52:02Huntington's had her day.
00:52:04I've still worn him.
00:52:05Come on, come on.
00:52:08Come on, come on.
00:52:08Come on.
00:52:08Come on.
00:52:10Come on.
00:52:13Come on.
00:52:18Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:20Beth?
00:52:21Beth?
00:52:22Beth?
00:52:27Beth?
00:52:47Beth?
00:52:57I don't know.
00:53:27I don't know.
00:53:57Beth, you set me up.
00:54:03You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:06I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:11And I won.
00:54:14You stay away from me.
00:54:17You're insane.
00:54:18I'll scream.
00:54:22Nobody will hear you.
00:54:29Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:54:33I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:54:38I promise, Beth.
00:54:40Okay?
00:54:41You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:54:46He loves you.
00:54:47Why don't I just go away?
00:54:52I'll move.
00:54:54I'll quit my job.
00:54:55Just, please.
00:54:57Beth, don't hurt me.
00:55:01Okay?
00:55:03I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:06But you've got to go.
00:55:08I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:18But you've got to go.
00:55:20No!
00:55:21No!
00:55:22I can't...
00:55:23No!
00:55:25No!
00:55:31You're...
00:55:34No!
00:55:46No!
00:55:47No!
00:55:47No!
00:55:47No!
00:55:48No!
00:55:49I don't know.
00:56:19Don't bother. That pipe's in there good.
00:56:38You're not going anywhere.
00:56:41You're crazy.
00:56:44You're never getting away with it.
00:56:46Oh, and I will.
00:56:47See, I'm getting married today, and then we'll go on our honeymoon, and when I get back...
00:56:56I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:03You bitch.
00:57:14Toodles!
00:57:17Oh.
00:57:18Oh.
00:57:21Oh.
00:57:25Oh.
00:59:34Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join
00:59:40in.
00:59:41Stop.
00:59:41What are you doing here?
00:59:46Keep going fast.
00:59:47What's going on, Beth?
00:59:49Security, take this woman away.
00:59:52She's clearly deranged.
00:59:53Come on, dearly beloved.
00:59:55We are gathered here today.
00:59:56Let's go finish it.
00:59:57Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:04What?
01:00:05It's completely absurd.
01:00:10Is this true?
01:00:11She's crazy.
01:00:12Security!
01:00:14She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:19Asher, you love me.
01:00:23We're getting married today.
01:00:24Go, go, go!
01:00:27Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:00:29You're ruining everything!
01:00:35Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:00:38You're ruining everything!
01:00:39Beth, how could you?
01:00:42I did it for you, baby, for us!
01:00:44Get off me!
01:00:49I will kill you.
01:00:51I will kill you!
01:00:53Just, ah!
01:00:54Get off me!
01:00:56Get off me!
01:00:57Hey!
01:00:57No!
01:00:59Asher, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:01:03I, Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:06Asher, I'll give you a lot of you, honey, Clyde!
01:01:08Oh!
01:01:09Hey!
01:01:12You okay?
01:01:15Yeah, I think so.
01:01:17Okay.
01:01:19Good.
01:01:20Dad!
01:01:21Someone grab a chair.
01:01:25You okay?
01:01:27Yeah, I think so.
01:01:29Okay.
01:01:31Good.
01:01:32Dad!
01:01:33Someone grab a chair.
01:01:34Dad!
01:01:35Dad!
01:01:35Dad!
01:01:36Dad!
01:01:36Dad!
01:01:37Dad!
01:01:37Dad!
01:01:38Dad!
01:01:38Dad!
01:01:39Dad!
01:01:39Dad!
01:01:40Dad!
01:01:40Dad!
01:01:41Dad!
01:01:41Hey!
01:01:42Wake up, babe!
01:01:42Baby, wake up!
01:01:43Baby!
01:01:44Hey!
01:01:45Wake up!
01:01:46Wake up, baby!
01:01:47Leanne!
01:01:48Oh!
01:01:49Oh!
01:01:50Asher.
01:01:51Yes, it's me.
01:01:52And it's all over.
01:01:53I'm so sorry for everything.
01:01:54I'm, I'm more sorry.
01:01:56Yeah, I'm so sorry for everything.
01:01:59I'm, I'm more sorry.
01:02:02You saved me.
01:02:04You're my hero.
01:02:06Are you sure I love you?
01:02:08I'm not sure I love you.
01:02:14I love you, Lee.
01:02:21Let me help you.
01:02:22Come on.
01:02:28Uh, but before I take you to the hospital,
01:02:31I have a question to ask you.
01:02:38Will you marry me?
01:02:46Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:02:55They say that sex ruins everything.
01:02:58But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:08What can I do if I'm trying to love you?
01:03:11No.
01:03:12What can I do if I divide?
01:03:15That's fine.
01:03:17What can I do if I give my them to leave?
01:03:20It's fine.
01:03:21I'm not trying to love you.
01:03:22I'm not trying to love you.
01:03:23I don't know if you are not.
01:03:25I don't know if I have enough извed up to you.
01:03:27I don't know if I can do it.
01:03:29I don't know if I can do it.
01:03:30I don't know if you have any questions.
01:03:31We'll see you next time.
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