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#The Librarians- The Next Chapter
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00:30You shouldn't be out of the dark.
00:39Don't you know what town this is?
00:43Yes, run.
00:45We enjoy it.
00:54Perhaps it is you who should not be out of the dark.
00:57Yes, run.
01:03Well, well, well, well.
01:05No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:07Please, please, please.
01:08It was just you.
01:10See?
01:11Yeah.
01:16Fake vampires.
01:18Tourists.
01:23The festival has only begun.
01:25There is a vampire in this town.
01:28And we are going to find him.
01:41The talisman of Ordo goes under Jewelry.
01:45And the dancing dragon's pearl flute file it under musical instruments.
01:49This is the epitome of dullness.
01:51We should be out there right now fighting evildoers.
01:54That pendulum...
01:56...is going to go off any minute.
01:59The pendulum hasn't gone off in over a week.
02:02Look, I don't like doing this just as much as you do, but we have to get it done.
02:04And for the last time, stop playing with the golden banshee of Kearney.
02:07What happens if the banshee banshees...
02:09Well, technically, heads could explode.
02:12Which is why Mrs. Asselet wants everything safely stored in the main library.
02:15Blah.
02:16The artifacts are fine.
02:18And Elaine can kiss my Asselet.
02:20Wait, circle back.
02:21What do we do with the ones that could make your head explode?
02:23Those are filed in the restricted section.
02:26With fail-safes placed over them, so they can't cause trouble if they get out.
02:29Fail-safes?
02:30Like what?
02:31Well, the golden banshee will go in a soundtruth box.
02:36Medusa's head will have a bag over it.
02:40We're not idiots.
02:41What's idiotic is that you promised that before the six months Stone gave you was over,
02:45you'd catalog all these artifacts and put them back where they belong.
02:48Almost over, but we've only been here...
02:53Uh, can Connor and I take this to Mrs. Asselet in the main library?
02:57We've never been.
02:58For good reason.
02:59You are not a librarian.
03:01Security will have your head.
03:03Uh, remind me.
03:04Down the left hall, third door on the right.
03:08Sorry, which door?
03:10Third door on the right.
03:13Wow, has it really almost been six months?
03:15Yeah, feels like we just got started.
03:17And when it's over, you two will go back to your normal lives and Vic will just become
03:20another artifact in the library.
03:22Hmm.
03:23The future waits for no man.
03:25That reminds me, you have to go wait for my broker.
03:27You're selling the castle?
03:28Like your friend Suki suggested.
03:31Uh, yeah.
03:32I know she didn't express it the right way, but she had a point.
03:35This can't go on forever.
03:37So we have to plan.
03:38I have an IPO to launch.
03:40It needs capital to get off the ground.
03:41And, uh, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
03:45Got it.
03:46We'll stay out of your way when the broker's here.
03:49Excuse me.
03:50Sorry.
03:51I didn't think you'd be so eager to break up the band.
03:54Who said anything about breaking up the band?
03:56I'm going to need high-level security for my company.
03:57I'm a guardian.
04:00Yeah, but who are you going to guard if Vikram's stuck in the library?
04:05Think about it.
04:06Okay?
04:07You know you're setting up for a basement in Queens right now.
04:31It's not what it looks like.
04:31It looks like, after realizing how time in the library is limited, using the joy to go somewhere, you never had the chance to go again.
04:38Okay, it is what it looks like.
04:39You can't just run off somewhere.
04:41Why not?
04:41Lysa's off doing the broker thing.
04:43The pendulum's quiet.
04:44You want to come?
04:45Once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
04:48I can't.
04:49I have to make sure Vikram finishes cataloging.
04:52Finally making progress.
04:54Yeah, Charlie!
04:56We have to do that last box again.
04:58Last three, actually.
05:01Curious.
05:03Where'd you say you're going again?
05:08Welcome to Kisievo.
05:10It's a village festival.
05:12Q.
05:12It's not just a village festival.
05:16It's a vampire festival.
05:17And here you will see a large assortment of garlic pastries, because nothing works up a bloodsucker like bad bread.
05:26Garlic, bangs, t-shirts that say, I went to a vampire festival and all I got was this neck wound and strength out of anemia.
05:35Kisievo is the birthplace of vampires.
05:38The birthplace?
05:38Yeah, this town has the first recorded sighting of a vampire way back in the 1700s.
05:43In fact, vampir, no E, is the most well-known Serbian word in the world.
05:48I thought vampires are older than that.
05:50But what about Dracula?
05:51Yeah, he was a vampire.
05:53But they didn't write about him until the 1800s as a fictionalized novel.
05:56The first recorded newspaper article of a vampire was in Kisievo,
06:00when a farmer, Petar Lagoyevich, died, was buried, and then walked into his house and demanded his wife give him a new pair of shoes.
06:08It's quite a story.
06:09I know. I wrote a paper on it.
06:11The townsfolk dug him up the next day, put a stake to his heart, chopped his head off, due diligence, and that was that.
06:18No, it wasn't. Otherwise, the paper would be really short.
06:21Yeah. I dug up records in the following months and years of deaths that fit a pattern.
06:25I posited that Petar Lagoyevich was still among us.
06:29And then?
06:31And then I lost all credibility and was laughed at a Stuttgart.
06:33Bloody snow cones!
06:35Hey, blood snow cone?
06:36Yeah.
06:38Thanks.
06:40Actually, it's Jenny.
06:41It better be.
06:42For you?
06:43Yes, please. Thank you.
06:46All right.
06:47Cheers.
06:48Garlic! Garlic! Domestic garlic!
06:51Hey, hey, my friend. Come, come, come, come, come.
06:54Look, look, look. Look what I have.
06:56Oh, it's pungent, yeah.
06:57Do you know where...
06:58Yeah, it's there.
06:59Mmm, no, sorry.
07:05Uh, how much for this one?
07:075,000.
07:08So it's like 50 years out of date.
07:11That's how you kill our vampire.
07:13500.
07:14It's not even hard one.
07:16Come on, come on.
07:16300, 300.
07:17It's a bargain.
07:18You know, thanks for inviting me today. It's been a really nice break. But...
07:28Oh, there's a but. No buts, please.
07:31But I don't think you're going to find your vampire here. At least, not in the middle of the day and amongst all these tourists.
07:38Actually, there are rumors of a commune of day-walking vampires in California.
07:42But if you did find one, you could rub it in the face of all those academics who booted you.
07:48The thought had occurred to me.
07:50And now we go to the Kisilievo keep. Please keep up. They cut my pay if one of you gets eaten.
07:56So is that what you're going to do once the six months is up? Back to academia?
08:03It would be amazing if we could stay with the library. That's not going to happen. I burned my online following.
08:08If academia was forced to take me seriously, at least I've had that. You know?
08:12What about you? You're going to be licensed head of security?
08:16To be honest, I hadn't even thought about leaving Vikram until she brought it up.
08:19Even if Jacob Stone and the other librarians stick him on a shelf?
08:22If anyone could get in trouble just sitting on a shelf.
08:28Speaking of, it's Mrs. A and she's using a lot of capital letters.
08:34No.
08:35We should get back.
08:37You know where we came in the door?
08:38Yeah, just inside the castle keeping near the vampire memorabilia room.
08:42Oh, I'm going to run back and get a snow cone. You want one?
08:45Uh, yeah, extra bloody, please. I'll text Slice and we're on our way.
08:52No way.
09:17No way.
09:18Mom.
09:19Never mind.
09:20No way.
09:21No way.
09:22No way.
09:23No way.
09:24Connor?
09:47Connor!
09:49There you are.
09:50Mrs. A was getting rather piqued you weren't here to correct my alphabetizing.
09:53Even though the alphabet hasn't changed!
09:56Connor, is he here?
09:58I thought he was with you.
09:59He was. I lost him.
10:01I knew he never would come through the magic door without me.
10:03But I've searched all of Kisilevo. He's nowhere.
10:06You've been to Kisilevo?
10:08I didn't know what it was until I got there.
10:11No, but it was fun. There was snow cones and t-shirts and...
10:13Then we got separated and I was not answering his phone.
10:16You're telling me you went to the birthplace of vampires and did not take any vampire protection?
10:20No.
10:21A crossbow?
10:21A vial of holy water?
10:22A steak?
10:24Oh, I did buy this.
10:29It's not even hardwood.
10:32Where is Liza?
10:33She is selling off the last of her family inheritance.
10:37You're stuck with me.
10:42Oh.
10:44We still have a few hours of daylight left.
10:46Hopefully we can get Connor before that town turns into a blood-soaked bacchanalia.
10:50No.
10:51No.
11:00Need shopping.
11:01Well, we have a lot to do here.
11:18You're Liza?
11:19Oh, yeah.
11:20I'm from the agency.
11:22Um, do you know what this stone is?
11:25Uh, no.
11:26I'm not sure.
11:27Not a problem.
11:28We could just ask to build it.
11:30It's a castle.
11:31The builder's been dead for nearly a millennia.
11:34Original stonework.
11:36That's how we'll put it in the listing.
11:38Thank you so much for coming.
11:39I can appreciate that there aren't many buyers for a castle,
11:43especially one without modern wiring, plumbing, heating,
11:46cooling, or insulation.
11:48But don't forget what it does have.
11:51Drafts, mold, a working museum, which is unique to say the least.
11:56Don't worry.
11:57We'll turn every minus into a plus.
12:01Should we start with the turrets?
12:03Uh.
12:11It's all right.
12:11It's all right.
12:12It's a spouser.
12:13Electrolytes.
12:14You'll need them.
12:14See?
12:15Wait, wait.
12:15Who are you?
12:16Where am I?
12:17I'm Peter.
12:18And, well, this is my place.
12:21You took a nasty blow to your head.
12:24Charlie.
12:25My friend.
12:27Where is she?
12:28Yeah, your phone took a nasty blow, too.
12:30And you were alone when you fell.
12:33I fell?
12:35I was climbing the wall because I saw it.
12:39So are you.
12:40What, me?
12:41No, no, no, no, no.
12:42I, I, I just found you.
12:44That's it.
12:45So, um.
12:46Oh, jeez.
12:47I, I'm so sorry.
12:48I didn't mean to scare you.
12:50Usually I stay in my apartment during the festival, but I ran out of all positive.
12:54Thank you, Chip.
12:55So I nipped out in the afternoon shadows to the store with all those vampire hunters
12:59out there this year.
13:00It seemed the safest.
13:01You're a vampire?
13:03A real one?
13:04Shh.
13:05You really think Mrs. Coolidge upstairs needs to know that?
13:08Just, uh, just stay back.
13:11Oh, come on.
13:12Listen.
13:13You're the one who chased after me.
13:14I thought you might be a vampire hunter and I hissed a little and scared you and you fell.
13:19So a vampire saved my life?
13:22Yeah.
13:23Well, technically, yes.
13:27A vampire who's a real sneakerhead.
13:34Stokerian lore says a vampire must maintain a connection to their homeland.
13:38Dracula famously traveled with Transylvanian dirt.
13:40That always seemed like a lot to me.
13:41I just keep a lease.
13:42You're from Kislyevo?
13:43Mm-hmm.
13:44So you're not just a vampire.
13:45You're Petr Blagojevich, who rose from the dead and asked his wife for his pair of shoes.
13:50You're the first vampire ever recorded.
13:53That is so cool.
13:54That is.
13:55Yeah.
13:56Suck it, Stuttgart!
13:57Um, please sit.
13:58Um, I am the first vampire and I'm afraid you will soon become the latest.
14:07What do you mean?
14:08Well, you fell really, really, really hard.
14:12And I thought the only way to save you was, you know.
14:16You bit me?
14:19Wait, hold on.
14:22Hold on.
14:23There's only one hole.
14:24Only got one, Fang.
14:25See?
14:26The other one was removed, like, ages ago.
14:27In the late Victorian era when vampires were all the rage, there were rumors that taking
14:31a vampire's tooth would cure them.
14:32Yeah.
14:33It didn't work, unfortunately.
14:34I only cure the cure.
14:36Um, corn chip.
14:38Right.
14:39Where are we?
14:40Just inside the gate of the keep.
14:41The festival's down in the main square.
14:42The festival?
14:43The way anyone would celebrate a vampire is beyond me.
14:44They are not happy little elves leaving pots of gold or intoxicating drinks.
14:45No.
14:46If you ever met a vampire, you would be eaten.
14:47Yeah, well, I'm really hoping that's not what happened to Connor.
14:48Vampires can't go out in the open.
14:49If he has been taken, he's being held inside.
14:50Assuming he hasn't been ensanguated.
14:51Assuming he hasn't been ensanguated already.
14:52Yeah.
14:53Well, let's assume he hasn't.
14:54Why did you go with Connor, anyway?
14:55Impulse.
14:56I shouldn't have abandoned him.
14:57First of all, why anyone would celebrate a vampire is beyond me.
15:00First of all, why anyone would celebrate a vampire is beyond me.
15:02They are not happy little elves leaving pots of gold or intoxicating drinks.
15:03No.
15:04If you ever met a vampire, you would be eaten.
15:05Yeah, well, I'm really hoping that's not what happened to Connor.
15:06Vampires can't go out in the open.
15:07If he has been taken, he's being held inside.
15:10Assuming he hasn't been ensanguated already.
15:12Yeah, well, let's assume he hasn't.
15:15Why did you go with Connor, anyway?
15:18Impulse.
15:19I shouldn't have abandoned you.
15:21Leaving me to Mrs. A's infernal devices.
15:23That's not what I mean.
15:25You're my charge, sir.
15:26The one I'm meant to protect, and now you're in just as much jeopardy as he is.
15:29Charlie, I appreciated your...
15:31Lies are offering me a job.
15:33There was something I should tell you.
15:35There was someone behind you right now about to put a bag over your head.
15:40What did you mean when you said removing the teeth cured the cure?
15:43Right, so...
15:44Oh, jeez, man, I bit my lip.
15:46Oh, I missed it all the time.
15:47So, where were we?
15:48Oh, yes.
15:49Vampire physiology.
15:50So, with both teeth, you can recirculate the blood, meaning you can drink without turning
15:54anyone into a vampire.
15:55With one tooth, no recirculation.
15:57So, baby vampire.
15:59I haven't bitten anyone since Blumbeck's reinvented, so it was moot until now.
16:04Yeah, I didn't know that, and I know a lot about vampires.
16:07Well, I suppose it's tough to study vampiric bodily systems since we're turning into ash when we die.
16:12It doesn't leave a lot to dissect.
16:14Are you sure you don't want any food?
16:16You're gonna be starving once you change completely.
16:19Wait, hold on.
16:20Am I not a vampire yet?
16:21You are.
16:22It's just your vampirism isn't permanent until the first nightfall.
16:25Much of your people get bitten at night, so this is an issue.
16:28So, there's a window.
16:29I still have time to go to the library and maybe find a way...
16:33Are you mad?
16:35It's still day outside, we'll both burn up.
16:38Well, I can't just sit here and wait to develop an insatiable bloodlust.
16:41Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
16:43I'm so sorry, but without my other tooth, there's nothing we can do.
16:47Please, let's just...
16:48Listen.
16:49Let's just chill, watch some TV, I'll have more snacks.
16:54Do you have any idea what happened to your tooth?
16:58Actually, I do.
17:05Are you alright, sir?
17:07Other than these curse bindings, fine.
17:10Do not worry.
17:12Soon enough you will be free...
17:17Of all your curses.
17:22Hello, Muppet.
17:28What is this madness?
17:29I, a vampire?
17:31He's not.
17:32He's a normal person.
17:33Piff and Tosh, I tell you.
17:34Okay, normal might be a stretch, but he's not a vampire.
17:37Silence, little familiar.
17:39We know you're on his thrall.
17:41He's what?
17:42You called him sir.
17:43Spoke of your lifetime of devotion and service.
17:45Having someone pledge eternal loyalty does not make me a vampire.
17:48You speak like a vampire.
17:50Dress like a vampire.
17:51You're caught.
18:00Stanislav and Sans, Belgrade.
18:04Stanislav and Sans closed in the late 19th century.
18:08Damn.
18:09I'll never get those cuffs adjusted.
18:11Isn't there a simpler way to test if he's a vampire?
18:13Hmm.
18:14A stick.
18:17Stab him.
18:18And if he turns to dust, he's a vampire.
18:21And if I don't, I'm still alarmingly dead.
18:24The sun.
18:25It's still daylight.
18:27You take me outside and this will all be settled very quickly.
18:30It's a trick.
18:31He must be able to walk in the day.
18:33Like Blade.
18:34Or Twilight.
18:35Or the vampire diaries.
18:36What nonsense do you speak of?
18:38Vampires cannot walk in the sun.
18:40Actually, sir.
18:41There's rumors of a commune in California.
18:44Not helping.
18:48Dude, these cloaks are amazing.
18:49Is it a Minerva Shroud imbued by a wit?
18:51Do you know how much Minerva Shroud costs?
18:53Nah, this is the same material as my blackout curtains.
18:56And they work great, see?
18:57And I've sung us through.
18:59You know, I never thought how modern tech improved the lives of...
19:02...the undead.
19:03Yeah.
19:04My favorite?
19:05Shock-absorbing insults.
19:07They're like magic.
19:08You know, I have a friend who says magic is just science we don't understand yet.
19:13I wonder what she'll make of my imminent vampirism.
19:16You shouldn't tell your friends about what's happening.
19:18My friends are smart.
19:19They can help.
19:20When I changed, nobody knew what was going on.
19:24At least for me.
19:25My friends tried to help and out.
19:28I just couldn't control myself.
19:30And you won't be able to either.
19:32So if you truly care about them until we retrieve my tooth, it's better to keep your distance.
19:38Then let's get that tooth.
19:40You sure you know where you're going?
19:41Of course.
19:42I'll trade my tooth for safe passage across the bridge.
19:45Who do you trade a tooth to at a bridge?
19:48Unless they live under the bridge.
19:50No way.
19:51We're gonna meet a troll?
19:52You're getting way too excited.
19:55I have a plan.
19:57We find a way to distract the extremely serious leader,
20:00and you take out the rest of them one by one.
20:02Why didn't you react when I told you Lysa offered me a job?
20:05This is hardly the time.
20:07You also didn't seem at all worried about Lysa selling the castle.
20:10I don't care what Lysa does with the castle. It's hers.
20:13It's your access to the annex.
20:16Do you know something about our future idol?
20:20We have agreed on an appropriate test of your vampiric nature.
20:30Oh, God, not garlic. The pungent flavoring of the peasantry.
20:34May I interject? We've been tied to these chairs for a while now,
20:37and I really need to use the bathroom.
20:39Don't pull that with us.
20:41I may be enthralled, but my bladder isn't.
20:43I need to go.
20:49What are you doing?
20:50Executing your plan.
21:00Ow. Not ow. Si. Ah.
21:04Well, you could at least make it a choo-choo train, hm?
21:12No funny business.
21:14Just regular business.
21:19You know, what's with this small-minded man?
21:23It's bloodless this, bloodless that.
21:26Do you ever get a vacation?
21:28A break?
21:30Food off the side of the head.
21:34You sure this is the right bridge? It's pretty quiet out here.
21:41Sure, I'm sure.
21:42I mean, it is a little bit hard to see through.
21:45What is this?
21:46Sports section?
21:48But you'll never forget a bridge you have to cross
21:49in the dead of Nigeria in World War II.
21:52Running from the Germans?
21:53No, no, no.
21:54I was shaving the men's off my commute.
21:56Of course I was running from the Wehrmacht.
21:59You've seen quite a lot in your time, haven't you?
22:01Look, if this doesn't work out, it isn't so bad being a vampire.
22:07I mean, your life's your own, and you get to travel.
22:10I've been everywhere.
22:11Hm.
22:12I know I come off as a go-with-the-flow type, but there are things I'd miss.
22:22I finally got to a place where I feel I should be.
22:25With a great group of people, and...
22:27It doesn't matter.
22:31Because I don't get to have that future anyway.
22:36Well, the future doesn't worry me.
22:38If I miss out on something, I'm just...patient.
22:42Oh.
22:44Whoa!
22:45Definitely the right bridge.
22:47Whoa!
22:48Chill, man. Chill.
22:49Chill.
22:50How dare you disturb my peace, you peace disturber!
22:55We just have a question.
22:56Question?
22:58I don't answer questions.
22:59I'm stoned, and I crush bones, and, uh...
23:06Do you, uh, need a minute, or...?
23:10I'm sorry, man.
23:11I haven't done this in a while.
23:13Nobody comes over this bridge anymore.
23:15Stupid expressway.
23:17Okay, uh, I'll make it quick.
23:19During World War II, you acquired a vampire thing.
23:23I can't even transition to the new line of work, since I lost my phone.
23:27New line of work?
23:28Yes! Online trolling.
23:31It's the only growth industry for us trolls, you know.
23:33I'm sorry, I'll crush your bones now. Come on.
23:36How about a trade?
23:38That's what trolls do, right?
23:40You could do a lot of damage with this.
23:44Oh, the fang.
23:46Stolen from me ages ago.
23:48Someone building a memorabilia collection to attract tourists.
23:51Now give me that phone, or I will crush your bones!
24:02It's at the keep in Kisievo. Let's go.
24:04No, no, no, we can't go in there.
24:05Drive as we talk. Let's go.
24:06You don't understand. That's what a vampire hunts his fault up.
24:09You bet.
24:11Hey!
24:12Hey!
24:13This is broken!
24:15What?
24:16I want to go!
24:18Just drive!
24:19And now you can see different tools people used to try to kill the vampire of Kisievo.
24:31Ooh, spooky.
24:33Hey, um, I heard there were vampire teeth here? Real ones?
24:40Well...
24:42Not anymore.
24:45So, if you follow me into the next chamber, you'll discover that we never called an exterminator for our path, bro.
24:53Of Carson, of Carson.
24:55Flynn Carson!
24:56The librarian.
24:59The truth is in the library.
25:00You and he's getting anxious.
25:07How long do women dig in the bathroom?
25:13You can fill me in later on what happened to you only.
25:16Why are you wearing a cloak?
25:17Right now, we need to save Vikram.
25:19Wait, Vik's here?
25:20Yeah.
25:21And for some reason, the vampire hunters have a hunch just from a different century.
25:24And therefore, undead.
25:27Let's move.
25:28I'm sorry.
25:29I can't help you.
25:30What are you talking about?
25:31I need to do something, and you're not gonna like it, but if I don't, I could hurt you.
25:36Connor.
25:38Why are you so afraid?
25:42Hey, guys!
25:43She's right here!
25:45I'm sorry.
25:51No!
26:16The magic door!
26:21I haven't seen spiders like that outside of the zoo.
26:29Yeah, the attic is...
26:32Infested? Don't worry. We'll use the word rustic.
26:36But the rest of the place...
26:38Oh, it's a fixture for sure.
26:40But it's more than that.
26:43Sure, it's old and drafty and rustic.
26:46But it's also home.
26:50Home?
26:51A homey. Home-like.
26:54You know, the place where you feel the most yourself.
26:57And everyone else feels the same.
26:59And you're just... You're all in it together.
27:02But I thought you were the sole owner.
27:05I am.
27:07But it's like when you're in a band.
27:13Ah.
27:15$367R, Section V.
27:16See, the buyer I had in mind wouldn't want to deal with multiple owners.
27:21You already have a buyer?
27:22A former client asked me to keep an eye out to his portfolio.
27:27But I would hurry because he's looking at...
27:29Is that a wine cellar?
27:32Wine cellars are very popular.
27:36You don't want to go in there?
27:38Uh, no. It is covered in mold.
27:39Uh...
27:40There's a door on the right.
27:44It stinks.
27:45Like, uh...
27:46Patches.
27:48Come on.
27:48It seems you don't like garlic.
27:56Not when you keep shoving entire bulbs in my mouth.
27:58Am I a Sunday roast?
28:00You're not helping your case, vampire.
28:02Why is there a case at all?
28:03If it was up to me, I would do away with you right now.
28:08But my fellow hunters don't have my natural-born instincts.
28:12You are as maddeningly obtuse as you are imposingly large.
28:16Hmm?
28:20Yeah.
28:21Natural-born instincts, you say.
28:24How's that?
28:26My family has hunted vampires for centuries.
28:29And now it is my turn to take up the mantle.
28:34Living up to family expectations can be a lot of pressure.
28:38The name von Helsing carries a lot of weight.
28:40But nothing I cannot handle.
28:42And you and your familiar are not going to stop you.
28:47But we can't stop you finishing that sentence.
28:49And you took a time.
28:50Nice girls chat in the ladies' retirement room.
28:52I ran into Connor.
28:53Something's wrong.
28:54He went through the magic door and closed it behind him.
29:04You eat the garlic.
29:08How do we escape if Connor locked the door?
29:10I have a car.
29:12No, no, no.
29:13Wait, wait, wait, wait.
29:13I'm not one of those guys.
29:14I'm, I'm, I'm Peter.
29:16I'm friend of Connor's.
29:18Heard you mentioned him.
29:20Are you Charlie?
29:21Yeah.
29:23No, weirdly, I believe him because of the cape.
29:25I helped him get to the castle,
29:26but I got worried something happened to him
29:27once he didn't come out.
29:28Do you know where he is?
29:29He's, um, he's not here.
29:33You mentioned something about a vehicle.
29:35Yes.
29:35It's, um, this way.
29:38Okay.
29:38Oh, wait, no, it's this way.
29:42It's this way.
30:08Oh, uh, hi.
30:19Excalibur?
30:20Seriously?
30:22Okay, uh, we'll revisit this.
30:26Do you know where I can find row 36007-R6NB?
30:32Hey.
30:33I think you should consider that job from Lysa.
30:41Why?
30:42You asked me if I knew anything about the future, and I do.
30:45I don't think the library will have a use for you.
30:48Neither will I.
30:49Um, I hate to interrupt, but I think we're back where we began.
30:54Oh, well, these medieval castles are always circuitous.
30:57I remember Imblarni in Ireland, and I...
31:00Save the rest of that story for later.
31:02It is time to end this.
31:28Hold, thief.
31:32Security really would have my head.
31:34Thief of the library, come to heal, lest your head make my axe a meal.
31:39That's quite a rhyme, but I'm not a thief.
31:42Work for the library.
31:43Answer me, these riddles three, to prove you are no enemy.
31:47Okay, I can do riddles.
31:48What building do you enter blind but come out seeing?
31:51Oh, uh, school.
31:54You gotta dig deeper than ancient Sumerian to stop me.
31:56What fruit is of greatest use in history?
32:00Well, the apple is the fruit of knowledge, but is that history or religion?
32:05If we're talking history, then what dates do we include?
32:07Dates.
32:09The date is the fruit with greatest use in history.
32:11I am on a roll.
32:12Hit me.
32:12Number three, baby, come on.
32:13What is the chemical equation for photosynthesis?
32:17What?
32:18That's not a riddle.
32:20Oh, photosynthesis.
32:21That's carbon dioxide, water, and something happens.
32:28Photosynthesis.
32:30Uh, 6H2O plus 6CO2 converted via light energy to C6H12O6 plus 6O2.
32:42What?
32:43I saw you head to the main library and I thought something was up, so I ditched the broker.
32:46Uh, what's going on?
32:48Oh, uh, just keep a distance.
32:51Why?
32:51Are you contagious?
32:52No, no, no, but I'll be better when I get this where it needs to be.
32:55Okay, and what is this?
32:57Can you just trust me when I say it's important?
32:59Yeah, I mean, of course, I trust you.
33:01Why else would I want to hire you?
33:04I thought that was just for Charlie.
33:06No, no, I don't want to break up the band.
33:09Speaking of, where is everyone else?
33:11Oh, yeah, um, they're likely about to be murdered by vampire hunters.
33:17What?
33:27Follow me outside for an unscheduled vampire beheading ceremony that nobody at the office
33:35told me about, but I'm sure it's completely safe.
33:38Uh, car?
33:39I think we might actually want to go that way.
33:41Outside?
33:42We have rooted out the festering evil that has haunted this town and his familiars.
34:00Familiars?
34:01Talking about us.
34:02Long story, but the good news is these stocks are old.
34:06You must see.
34:08Okay, what now?
34:10Connor?
34:12Uh, yeah, uh, you go distract him.
34:14I'm gonna go around.
34:15Okay.
34:16Okay.
34:16I am not a vampire.
34:23I am literally in the sun.
34:25Uh, yeah.
34:26He is literally in the sun.
34:28That's a bit of an anachronism.
34:29We're reading over this.
34:31Day-walking vampires.
34:33Like Blade.
34:34Or Twilight.
34:35Or the vampire diaries.
34:37Yeah, but light energy converts matter.
34:42Like photosynthesis.
34:43And therefore, vampires would be affected.
34:45What are you talking about?
34:47Well, light energy passes through the epidermis to nerve endings with no effect.
34:53So, Vikram can't be a vampire.
34:56Oh.
34:58How did you know his name?
35:02Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
35:05I can explain.
35:09Don't touch her.
35:10Oh, thank God.
35:11I got your tooth.
35:20I need you to buy me.
35:23Connor, look.
35:25No more enthralling.
35:29Foul demon.
35:31No.
35:31No.
35:32Oh.
35:32Oh, no.
35:37Oh, no.
35:38Oh, no, no.
35:39No.
35:40No, no, no, no, no, no.
35:42Not the sun.
35:43Not the sun.
35:43Not the sun.
35:44Not the sun.
35:45No, no.
35:46Not the sun.
35:48Wait, what?
35:52Wait, why am I not burning up in the sun?
35:54Because you're not a vampire.
35:55Were you under the impression that you were?
35:58Yes.
35:59Petra told me that...
36:00I can't believe it works.
36:15Thank you, you foolish wannabe librarian.
36:29I'm finally back to my true self.
36:32And just in time for night.
36:37I'm so hungry.
36:41Do you know how long it's been since I had a proper meal?
36:44Well, when I heard you talking about the library, I just couldn't believe my luck.
36:51Hunters.
36:53It is our moment.
36:56Charge.
36:58You.
37:03And Elsie, my ass of that, hmm?
37:10I think we should get everyone out of here, don't you?
37:12This is all my fault.
37:13Come on.
37:15Elsie, you get them inside.
37:16Put them in the dungeon as a failsafe.
37:17Okay.
37:18Charlie, do you think you can get that axe?
37:20Yeah.
37:20Good.
37:21Connor and I will...
37:22Where's Connor?
37:25Hey!
37:26Hey!
37:26Petra!
37:27You want blood, right?
37:29Take mine.
37:31Make me a vampire.
37:32Like you said.
37:33You spent all day worrying, afraid of turning wide now.
37:46First of all, no one told me about the flying thing, which is awesome, but I want what you have.
37:52Endless future.
37:54Earl Connor, you'll make a better meal than a roommate.
37:58There has to be a way to stop him.
38:00It's too late.
38:01After you, I'll eat your friends.
38:04Bitting them a first meal would be from the library, which kept my tooth from me for so very long.
38:10What is this?
38:18It's a failsafe.
38:19Of course.
38:21The library places failsafe somewhere with the artifacts so they can't get out and hurting them.
38:24Medusa's head in a bag, that kind of thing.
38:27What better way to booby-trap a tooth than to place a capsule of cyanide in it?
38:32Or in his case, holy water.
38:33Or garlic oil.
38:35Or a photovoltaic cell storing solar energy.
38:38Whatever it is, Petra, the future ends here.
38:59And this shall go back home to the library.
39:01Great show, great show.
39:07Hesit ended because the snow cones will sell out.
39:09My group, follow me!
39:13You're lucky this isn't that deep.
39:15Petra could have bet anyone in the failsafe would have activated.
39:17You offered yourself up.
39:19I wasn't sure it was going to work.
39:20Better to test it on myself.
39:22You need more gauze.
39:23And slightly fewer near-death experiences.
39:25Yeah, it's just, uh, not the right time.
39:27Yeah, okay, thanks.
39:32Right, well, that was the broker.
39:34I'm postponing selling the castle.
39:37But what about your IPO?
39:39I realized that although, yes, this is my castle,
39:42it's also our castle.
39:44And the decision to sell should be made together.
39:47But I thought the future was for no man.
39:49What, you want to join an IPO now?
39:51Mm, I spent the whole day worrying about my future.
39:56Now I'm just happy to have one.
39:58The library's all I ever really wanted.
40:00Gonna make the most of it, with however long we have left.
40:03I think that's a great idea.
40:05Right, Petra's Tooth is back in its rightful place,
40:08and Mrs. A would like to take a break from cataloging
40:10to visit a local winery.
40:12So, what shall we do with our newfound freedom?
40:15We can get some training in.
40:16Do we have to?
40:17I'm your guardian.
40:19And I intend to be for a long time,
40:21and you nearly being beheaded reflects badly on me.
40:23And what about working for Lysa?
40:28You know, you lied to me before.
40:30And you said you didn't care if Lysa sold the castle
40:32or if I took the job,
40:34but you're just trying to make it easier for us to go.
40:39You don't get off that easy.
40:41I don't?
40:42You stuck with me.
40:47Charlie, I have to say something.
40:53I am going...
40:55to...
40:57go.
40:59Hungry.
41:00Does anyone want that Italian delicacy pizza?
41:04Mushrooms?
41:05Pepperoni?
41:06Ah, no thanks.
41:07When Petra returned to dust
41:08and you returned the Tooth to the library,
41:10we hit up the rest of Vampire Fest.
41:12Yeah, those bloody snow cones are actually pretty good.
41:14Was that before or after you buried the ashes
41:16on consecrated ground?
41:18Uh...
41:18What?
41:20Or are we supposed to do that?
41:24Holder, how did you not know to do that?
41:26I'm injured.
41:28My new arm.
41:29What do you know?
41:30I'm spying.
41:31Good interest.
41:33Well done.
41:34You decided to feed your hands.
41:37Oh.
41:39Oh no.
41:43Oh no.
41:46Well done.
41:49moisture.
41:52Oh no.
41:53Remember that?
41:54Dust of Oliveira has just been set away
41:56bbles on different places.
41:57foot of Colaiden
41:58and things like that.
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