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00:00Hey there, welcome to my channel. I have a very simple question for you today.

00:06How do you get to juxta shut up? Well, the answer is simple. Just hand them a ball.

00:14But if that's the case, then how does the show go on? That's where I come in.

00:21I am your host and this is the show. And today's episode features two extremely funny men.

00:27Please put your hands together for Jamal and Leon. They are from Atlanta, Georgia, and they are here to roast each other.

00:37Alright, let's get it. Jamal, tell us about yourself. What do you do? Who you are? Woo.

00:47Tell me something. You're 31 years old. Man. Woo.

00:52I work at Home Depot. I'm a sales lead. Ooh, let me guess. You sell those little card readers so we can just scan as we go.

01:06Yeah, yeah. And I help customers, you know, find things. Oh, really? Like what?

01:15Like when they ask you where the broads are at, you tell them. Right. I got you. Boo. I got you.

01:24Absolutely not. I don't know what you're talking about. I work at Home Depot. Okay.

01:31And I love working there because we get crazy customers all the time. Really? Give me an example.

01:40Well, last week I had this guy come up to me and he goes, where are the floorboards?

01:46Then I asked him, what kind of floorboards? He looks at me and he says, the kind that you dance on.

01:53Then he walks off. So I followed him and I'm trying to figure out, what is this guy looking for?

02:01And he goes over to the paint section and starts looking at the samples and I hear him say,

02:07yeah, she got me right here. This right here is nice. Yeah, that's a good one.

02:15Then he picks up a paint chip and he starts tapping his foot. Then I realized what he was looking for were

02:22actually linoleum samples, but he was too scared to ask. So I just let him be. Okay. Next customer comes

02:32up. He's like, yeah, where are the broads at? I'm like, yeah, third out on the left. And he's like,

02:42thank you. Then he goes down the aisle. Now I see him looking at the back of the toilet seats.

02:50And then I hear him say, yeah, she got me right here. That's a good one. Man, I didn't even know

03:00toilet seats came in colors. I swear to God, if I wanted a different colored toilet seat,

03:07I'd buy it myself. I ain't paying nobody to pick out my toilet seat for me.

03:12I'll pick my own damn toilet seat color. I know what I like. Okay. I know what I like.

03:22Well, what do you like, Leon? What do you do for fun? Leon, I'm a comedian. I do comedy datu.

03:33Where have you been? Where have you performed? I've performed at the comedy store in LA, really?

03:41The one on Pico? Yeah. My cousin told me about that place. He said they got the best pizza there.

03:49Yeah. It's great pizza. It's right by Ralph's. You know, you could park in the back.

03:56Yeah. Yeah. And it's a good time. Yeah. They have a good time there. They got a good time there every

04:04night. They just don't know it yet. I was this close to moving to LA. This is why I didn't move.

04:12I woke up one day and I was like, you know what? I gotta take care of myself. So I started going to

04:21the gym. That's cool. That's cool. But then I realized I didn't want to be ripped. I was like,

04:30you know what? I don't want to be all muscular and stuff. So then I stopped going. See? This is what

04:40kept me in Atlanta. See? Cause I couldn't commit. I couldn't commit to taking care of myself.

04:48You know what I mean. No, I don't. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm bald headed.

04:58I got no teeth. I'm 308 pounds and I'm five foot two. What more do you want from me?

05:08All right. Well, thank you guys so much for being here today. Make sure you check out Leon on social

05:14media. Make sure you check out Jamal on social media as well. Thank you for watching. I'll see you next time.