- 7/14/2025
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00:00Welcome to the show in Hindustan's most famous show.
00:28whose name is Comedy Night Batchao!
00:35Krishna, why are you going to be here today?
00:38Oh, Bharti!
00:40Oh, oh, oh!
00:44God, man!
00:47Oh, who?
00:48Batchao!
00:50Batchao!
00:52A gandhi actress!
00:54Batchao! Batchao! Batchao!
00:58Batchao!
01:00Areeb!
01:00It seems that people have come into the studio!
01:02No, they have come!
01:04They have started their work!
01:07Areeb! Before that, the work will be done!
01:09Let's run away from all the girls!
01:11Please welcome Gulshan Grower, Shakti Kapoor, and Ranjit Ji!
01:18Batchao!
01:22Batchao!
01:28Batchao!
01:29Batchao!
01:30Batchao!
01:31Batchao!
01:32Batchao!
01:33Batchao!
01:34Batchao!
01:35Batchao!
01:36Batchao!
01:37Look, how exciting the show came, Ranjit Ji!
01:39Night suit!
01:40Batchao!
01:41Batchao!
01:43This has been all!
01:45Little girl!
01:49How are these guys doing?
01:50阪hour!!
01:51Hey, they look how fit?
01:53How are they doing good?
01:55I'm all ready to say that,
01:57Buy one!
02:02Take one!
02:03Oh
02:06Shakti Ji ka vahiyya kamal hai doctor ka coat pahin karay hai hai
02:09Kibhiki kisi ko bhi doctor ke paas le jane ki zharoort pahd sakti hai
02:12Nye nye nye kibhiki kisi ka operation ho sakti hai
02:16Shakti Ji to coat pahin karay hai hai gulshan ji dhekho
02:21Aise laga da puri ladki kha ke bal idar rege bas
02:24Ranjji ji to kufan bhandh ke aaya gandhi teen čar to leke hi jau ga
02:31Sarvijaz pahin kare ba ba ba daun tino akhele acche nhi lag rahe sir
02:37Matlab ek saath mein ek item bomb chahiye
02:40Bulao
02:40Bacchao
02:41Bacchao
02:43Ar ya
02:44Surveen ne bhi apna kama šurru kar diya gaya haa pere ladkai bhaag raha haa
02:48Nye chalati bulao usko
02:51Isse pahle ladkai gab ho jaya zor daar taaliyah ho jaya
02:53Surveen chaula ke liye
02:54Kamal kamal ki film me arhi aaj khal inki
02:58Matlab Surveen aisi kaya mucburi aan padhi thi ke
03:01Rajneesh duggal ki papi leheni padi aapko
03:04Matlab
03:04Khrishna
03:06Ittene paiso ki zarurat thi in ko
03:08Nain
03:09Or ittene zhaadha paiso ki zarurat thi
03:11Ki papi khatam hi nahi ho rih thi
03:13Khatam hi nahi ho rih thi
03:13Khrishna
03:15Aap nahi thay na
03:16Aap nahi ho rih thi na ya par
03:19Aap nahi ho rih thi
03:21Aap nahi ho rih thi
03:22Aap nahi ho rih thi
03:23Aap nahi ho rih thi
03:23Khi hao ko dhekkar ladkiyo nene kaa hai
03:25Bacchao
03:25Bacchao
03:26And today, we will see how these girls are talking to us.
03:34We will say,
03:35Save us!
03:37Save us!
03:38Save us!
03:39I want to tell you something.
03:41When I came here today,
03:43I got caught up with a gun.
03:45My mother was killing me.
03:48Why?
03:49I said,
03:50I don't want to kill you today.
03:52That's why I will kill you.
03:56In which way, Ranjit Ji's eyes are red.
03:59I think this will happen.
04:00Krishnan, let me know, please.
04:02Mom!
04:03Let's start the comedy nights.
04:08Save us!
04:09And first of all,
04:11our singing asana is down.
04:23I'm going to ask the audience.
04:25I'm going to ask the audience.
04:26And first of all,
04:27who wants to see this singing asana?
04:28Who wants to see this?
04:29Shakti Kapoor Ji!
04:30Shakti Kapoor Ji!
04:31All of them say,
04:32Shakti Kapoor Ji!
04:33We start with Shakti Ji.
04:34Shakti Ji,
04:35Shakti Ji,
04:36we will not send you to the hot seat.
04:37We will send you to the hot seat with us.
04:38Shurveen Chawala.
04:39Shakti Ji and Shurveen,
04:40Shakti Ji and Shurveen.
04:42Shakti Ji and Shurveen.
04:44Shakti Ji and Shurveen.
04:47Shakti Ji and Shurveen.
04:50Shakti Ji.
04:51Shakti Ji.
04:52Shakti Ji.
04:53He is a big villain.
04:55Shakti Ji,
04:56Shakti Ji Ji a haarti one of us
04:57two brothers are a big villain.
05:11But in the story,
05:12there is a twist that
05:14two brothers are
05:16she loves Araraty.
05:17Oh my God.
05:19Let's see what happens here.
05:21It's a powerful talent for Bharti, Karan, and Pritam.
05:28Hello.
05:29Namaste, audience.
05:30Namaste.
05:31Namaste, Surveen.
05:32Namaste.
05:33Namaste, Shakti Ji.
05:36Namaste, Ranjit Ji.
05:37Namaste, Gulshan Ji.
05:39Sorry, what do I do?
05:40I'm doing this with them.
05:44It's like Shakti Ji.
05:46I'm good, Ji.
05:47It's a strength, right?
05:49But Shakti Ji's one thing, I know.
05:53This is America.
05:54He looked at the Statue of Liberty.
05:56Oh, Lalita.
05:58The Statue of Liberty was scared.
05:59He got a light.
06:00Tell me.
06:01I'll show you.
06:02Tell me.
06:03Please.
06:06Because this is so naughty.
06:07They take the Statue of Liberty.
06:11But, sir, I'm a big fan of your friends.
06:14And I want to make my brother a villain.
06:16I'll give some tips, sir.
06:18Come on or come on.
06:27Stop it.
06:27No, no.
06:28Sorry!
06:29My brother.
06:29Should we go?
06:29Come on, ghost.
06:34You what do you think?
06:35Go back.
06:36Come back.
06:37Like,
06:38when I see a beautiful girl,
06:41I think they're in my eyes.
06:45You think they're in my eyes?
06:47So, let me hide your family?
06:50One minute.
06:52Turwin,
06:53girl.
06:54This is the late story girl.
06:56No, the late story girl.
06:58I've seen the whole film.
07:00It's the late story girl.
07:06Yes.
07:07And one more thing.
07:08Thank God,
07:09the film will end on time,
07:10or not the late story will end.
07:17Film star?
07:18First, the TV was doing.
07:19Isn't it sure?
07:20Sure.
07:21Sure, sure.
07:22Sure, sure.
07:23Sure, sure.
07:24Sure, sure.
07:25Sure, sure.
07:26Sure.
07:27How?
07:28What do you say?
07:29Who?
07:30Who?
07:31Who?
07:33Who?
07:34Who?
07:36Who?
07:37What do you think?
07:38The girl has worked hard.
07:39First, she came to the TV,
07:40she was making anchor,
07:41then she went to the film.
07:43The girl has proved to her.
07:45Don't do it.
07:46Do it.
07:50She has a lot of things.
07:55She started a very good girl.
07:57She goes to buy clothes,
07:58and the clothes are told,
07:59you've seen my hate story?
08:01She said, yes, madam,
08:02she said,
08:03but no.
08:04She lets you change beam within the news because of the fact they can change something from me.
08:09Uh-huh,
08:10sirveen.
08:11Yo,
08:12yeah.
08:13Oh,
08:14dear.
08:15î
08:33Sir, this is a girl, sir.
08:36Sir, my brother looks cute, but this is a girl, sir.
08:39Look at this girl?
08:40Yes.
08:43I couldn't tell you in the morning.
08:44Sorry, it'll be wrong.
08:45Actually, I forgot to tell Shakti ji,
08:47that this is not a woman of Surveen.
08:48The door opened,
08:49and said, come on, Surveen, I'm Shakti.
08:51And this is my dog, Sawan.
08:53Give love for you, Sawan is here.
09:00But Shakti ji, your name is Shakti.
09:02Do you know,
09:03what's the name of the woman's name?
09:06Sehan Shakti.
09:10Don't say much.
09:11I think it's good.
09:13Shardha is my friend, my uncle.
09:14Don't do this.
09:15Shardha is your friend,
09:15and we are also our friend.
09:17When Shardha is small,
09:18it will be nice and nice.
09:20It will be very sick in school.
09:21No one will call my father.
09:29Why?
09:30Why?
09:31One time, the teacher told me to call my father.
09:34Shakti ji to the school.
09:35What?
09:36The teacher told me that he was 28 children.
09:38Oh!
09:41But one thing, sir.
09:43Today, you have a film of Kamal's film, Shardha.
09:45I'm a big fan of her.
09:46Last time, the girl died.
09:48Why did he die, sir?
09:49Because he knew it was gone.
09:51That my sister is with Shakti Kapoor's son.
09:54Didi, what did you tell us all about this?
09:58We didn't become a villain.
10:00We didn't become a villain.
10:01Why didn't become a villain?
10:02What?
10:02Why are they bad?
10:03What do they work so close to their work?
10:04They know, how close to their work.
10:06How close to their house,
10:07they put a door from their house.
10:09So, they say,
10:11come out, come out, my sister.
10:11I'll be there.
10:15One time I saw my horse and I said,
10:17I'll go to my horse.
10:18I'm going to give money to my horse.
10:21I'm going to give money.
10:22Tell me about how the house is broken.
10:28Didi, it's very much.
10:29Yes, it's very much.
10:31I'm going to give it a lot.
10:33But, I'll give you the money.
10:35Let's hear it, and listen.
10:37For Shakti Ji.
10:38Sir.
10:41What's the matter sir? What's the matter?
10:44No, no!
10:45I don't say that three things are still here.
10:49Really?
10:50Shakti Kapoor ji never slept alone.
10:51Yesterday, I woke up and woke up.
10:53Today, I'm going to get a girl.
10:57The other one?
10:58The other one, Shurveen.
10:59You've become a big man.
11:01You've got to get out of the towel.
11:02You've got to get out of the towel.
11:03You've got to get out of the towel.
11:05You've got to get out of the towel.
11:09And the other one?
11:11Yes, yes, yes.
11:12Tell me.
11:13Shakti Kapoor ji once had a girl's hair in the garden.
11:16I said, sir, what's he saying?
11:17I said, come.
11:18I'll give her a water a day.
11:19Let's see, there's a girl in a day.
11:25But sir, Shurveen, Shakti ji,
11:27I'm going to take your hands and say,
11:29I'm not afraid of anyone's father.
11:31Do you want to do it?
11:32Bajal!
11:33Bajal!
11:34Bajal!
11:35Bajal!
11:38Bajal!
11:39Bajal!
11:40Baajal!
11:40Come, come and continue!
11:43Bajal!
11:51Wow, Bharti.
11:53Congratulations.
11:53separating from certain世界.
12:02What are you saying?
12:04Thank you!
12:06What are you saying?
12:08I haven't said anything, I'm sweet.
12:10Oh sweet, this is our show's Jacqueline Fernandez.
12:16This Jacqueline is completely unclean.
12:21This is a big advantage of the girls, sir.
12:23If you're married to a girl,
12:25you can take a discount from the milk.
12:27It's a real story, it's a real story.
12:32It's a real story.
12:34This is our...
12:35What a story.
12:36You're famous, right?
12:37You're on the radio and on the TV.
12:39That means,
12:40there are 10-15 people from the vanity.
12:42People are asking, who are you?
12:43Who are you?
12:50And this...
12:51What a story.
12:52You've seen such a big hapus hap?
12:54You've seen such a big hap?
12:55You've seen such a big hap?
12:56You've seen such a big hap?
12:57If you have a juice,
12:58you can eat a whole unit,
12:59I'm telling you.
13:02Haapus hap and Kida are ready to be a hap.
13:05Look at that.
13:06Chakti, sir.
13:07Yes.
13:08Yes.
13:09My hap.
13:10Yes?
13:13No, no, I'm good hap.
13:15What's that, sir?
13:19Look at that,
13:20you've got a lichy and you're watching hap.
13:22I'm a lichy combination.
13:23I'm a lichy combination.
13:24I'm a lichy combination.
13:25I'm a lichy combination.
13:26I'm a lichy.
13:27I'm a lichy.
13:28I'm a lichy.
13:29I'm a lichy.
13:30Yes.
13:31Yes.
13:32Yes.
13:33First of all,
13:34Shakti ji,
13:35open the fruit market.
13:36We're going to be moving forward.
13:37Be a great cheerleader.
13:38Thank you very much.
13:39For the freedom of the world.
13:43Now,
13:44when we were talking to you,
13:46then Gurshan ji was taking a lot of fun.
13:48Bad, bad.
13:49Bad, bad.
13:50Bad, bad.
13:52And now Gurshan,
13:53you've seen a lot of fun.
13:54Have you seen a lot of fun?
13:55Come on with your Jaskullah Gulaab jam,
13:57and Jalybi chusaya.
13:58Oh my god.
13:59Draybi chusaya sir,
14:00constante ji and Surveen ji.
14:03Come to the list.
14:04And Bad, bad.
14:05Come here.
14:06Come here.
14:07This is for good battle for good battle for good battle.
14:08For good battle for good battle for good battle.
14:10To good fight for good battle.
14:12Yeah.
14:14So, one gulshan grower has put it in the industry, so think, if there will be two gulshan grower, then what will happen?
14:27It will be a powerful tool for Mubeen and Anita.
14:41Hi, Surveen.
14:42Hi, Shakti. Hi, Ranjit.
14:44You will be thinking that I have given your name as GQ, right?
14:48But, what do you give to yourself?
14:54So, I will tell you that I am the greatest girl of this world.
14:58Because I have come here to write the autobiography of Gulshan Grower.
15:02They are also in front of them.
15:06Bad man!
15:12Bad man!
15:24Bad man!
15:26Bad man!
15:28Bad man!
15:30Bad man!
15:32Bad man!
15:34Bad man!
15:36Namaste sir.
15:37Namaste, namaste, namaste.
15:39Sir, I've come to write your autobiography.
15:43Autobiography?
15:45Yes.
15:46I've heard about it.
15:51No sir, it's not autobiography, it's not autobiography.
15:54Let's start, sir.
15:56Okay?
15:57What do you want to ask?
15:59Ganna choose.
16:01Sir, why do you choose Ganna choose?
16:05Because once I've seen Ganna choose,
16:07it doesn't come out of it.
16:11Okay, so after you've been born,
16:13I've told you about the journey.
16:15How do you become the Gurshan Grover?
16:18Yes.
16:19No child is becoming a Gurshan Grover.
16:24Her behavior,
16:25hot girls,
16:27and their balls,
16:28Gurshan Grover can become a Gurshan Grover.
16:30He's the man.
16:34Oh, what are you taking this interview?
16:36Come on.
16:37I mean, some cold cold?
16:39Cold cold cold?
16:41Do you mean red wine or white wine?
16:43Oh, no.
16:44I don't drink.
16:45I remember drinking.
16:47When did you start drinking?
16:48I mean, in childhood?
16:49In childhood?
16:50I was told to pull you drop down.
16:52I told him to tell him,
16:53what is he doing?
16:55He's doing a job.
16:59Sir, is this true?
17:00Did you play with a kid in school?
17:08Sir, do you have any story of school?
17:10No one of the story of school is not.
17:12All the kids are kids.
17:20And some kind of work?
17:22Yes, I know.
17:24People...
17:29Secondly, I'm not afraid of anyone,
17:32because I'm a Gulsion Gower.
17:37I know.
17:38One time, my teacher gave me my children.
17:41My children.
17:42I said, what did I do?
17:43What did I do?
17:44How much did I do?
17:50Now, tell me,
17:52did you say something about Bollywood,
17:54like Shakti Ji, Ranjit Ji?
17:56No.
17:57No.
17:58I don't have any competitors.
18:00Because they're competitors like Shah Rukh, Ritik, and Ok.
18:03They come to the director.
18:05They hear stories.
18:06I have a director.
18:07They tell me the location.
18:08They say that you have to do the work in this film.
18:15Sir, what do you do in free time?
18:18I'm sitting in free time,
18:19sitting in the house,
18:20and I feel a fool.
18:23Because I'm not calling for an event.
18:25I'm calling this in the event,
18:26and I'll do it!
18:29Sir, now there's a little rapid fire.
18:31Sir, your favorite vegetable?
18:33Lady finger.
18:38Sir, your favorite color?
18:40Skin color.
18:43Sir, your favorite animal?
18:46Your favorite animal?
18:48Sir.
18:49Sir.
18:50Sir.
18:51Sir.
18:52Sir.
18:53My interview is done.
18:54Sir.
18:55Sir, I'm going to go.
18:56Now go to the bedroom.
18:57Go, go, go, go.
18:58No, sir.
18:59In the bedroom?
19:00No, sir.
19:01In the bedroom?
19:02No, I'm tired.
19:03I'll sit down.
19:04Because I'm a bad man.
19:05I'm giving an interview in the bedroom.
19:08No, sir.
19:09I'm not in the bedroom.
19:10Sorry.
19:11I'm not in the bedroom.
19:12I'm not in the bedroom.
19:13I'm not in the bedroom.
19:14I'm not in the bedroom.
19:15One second.
19:16Hello, Mogembo,
19:18Shakaal, Teja, Raka.
19:20Everyone will come to the car.
19:22Because my act is finished.
19:24Gulshanji can never be able to kill me.
19:34xqbl
19:45ooh
19:52This girl is weird but she is mad at wit.
20:00I'm not leave.
20:02Come on!
20:18Let's do it!
20:22One minute, one minute.
20:24What do you think of the makeup?
20:26Oh, no.
20:32That's right.
20:37As you know, Gulshan Ji,
20:39why did we do Gulshan with Mubeen?
20:42Because we wanted
20:44that the most dumbest woman of Hindustan
20:46would have put your hat on you.
20:50But,
20:51I saw someone in the first time
20:53so long.
20:55This is for him.
20:57And you, Anita Ji,
21:01before she comes
21:03and Anita is somewhere else
21:04and Hasan Nandani is somewhere else.
21:07You go and sit there.
21:09For Mubeen and Anita.
21:15I want to call again.
21:19The power of God, the power of God.
21:21Come on, sir.
21:23And you come here.
21:26Come on!
21:29Looking!
21:32Looking!
21:36Sir?
21:37Are you, sir?
21:38You look,
21:39what's your answer?
21:40What's your answer?
21:41What's your answer?
21:42What's your answer?
21:49The answer is probably a closer.
21:50Who says,
21:51you have a clear answer?
21:52That is their job!
21:59Hajar!
22:01That is my job!
22:03Who is the girl?
22:05She's running out of the house!
22:07She's running out of the house!
22:09I'm so tired of it!
22:11But Gulshan Ji,
22:12you sit down and say to me once!
22:15Kids!
22:17Kids!
22:19Kids!
22:20No, no, no.
22:22How are you getting this?
22:24Shakti, do you know who you are?
22:28Your brother's house, Ram Ram Sahib.
22:32And when you come to work,
22:34the house is open.
22:38So please welcome Krishna Sudesh and Adha Khan.
22:50I was walking back,
22:54and I took them to take me.
22:56They are big.
22:58Why are you eating this?
23:02Why are you eating this?
23:04Why are you eating this?
23:06Why are you eating this?
23:08Look at this.
23:10Look at this.
23:12What's your favorite?
23:16What's your favorite?
23:18What's your favorite?
23:20What's your favorite?
23:22What's your favorite?
23:24What's your favorite?
23:26What's your favorite?
23:28What's your favorite?
23:30You're asking 10,000,000 euros.
23:32You know what?
23:34Then we said,
23:36we're starting a party,
23:38we're going to have five.
23:40We said,
23:42give us five.
23:44Then we didn't give you my introduction.
23:46I am Shakti Ji's job.
23:48My name is Shakti Ji's job.
23:50My name is Shakti Ji.
23:56Shakti Ji always says,
23:58Oh, Shakti Ji's job.
24:00Oh, Shakti Ji's job.
24:02But in my house,
24:04there are a lot of people who say,
24:06what are you saying?
24:08Oh, Shakti Ji.
24:10Bobby from Sato,
24:12my Hatshih's job.
24:14My Hatshih's job.
24:16My Hatshih's job.
24:18Oh, Shakti Ji's job.
24:20My Hatshih.
24:22My Hatshih.
24:24Good morning.
24:26Oh, Shakti Ji.
24:28Good morning.
24:30Oh, my God.
24:32No, my God.
24:34My God.
24:36My God.
24:38I took my hand off my hand.
24:40Oh, my God.
24:42I've stayed in my house for six months.
24:44I've been sitting in my house.
24:46I've been sitting in my house.
24:48I've never been sitting down.
24:50I've been sitting down.
24:54I've been sitting down with my face.
24:56They've been doing my face.
24:58And look at the people who live in their house,
25:02every 30 people,
25:04they gave me my face.
25:08They gave me my face,
25:10and then they gave me my face.
25:12What are you doing?
25:14How much work is now?
25:16I've been sitting here.
25:22I've been sitting here for six months,
25:24I've been sitting here for six months.
25:26A couple of hours,
25:27I've been sitting here for six months.
25:28I've been sitting here for six months.
25:30You've been drinking a lot.
25:32I've been running high.
25:34You have to sit here for six months.
25:36You've been drinking a lot,
25:37you've been eating ice cream.
25:39Oh my God.
25:40A 50-year-old man is doing money for a 50-year-old man.
25:45Hey!
25:46I'm not talking about you.
25:51Get out of the world!
25:53It won't come!
25:55What's he saying?
25:57It won't come!
25:59You won't come!
26:05Get out of the world!
26:07One minute!
26:08One minute!
26:09Why are you doing this?
26:10Oh, I've been doing this for the same time.
26:13Today, I haven't heard of him.
26:15Shakti Kapoor has gone on honeymoon.
26:18What?
26:19My wife has made me.
26:21My wife has seen her coffee.
26:23Yes, we'll go with them.
26:25They're weak.
26:26They're weak.
26:27What?
26:28What?
26:29What?
26:30What?
26:31What?
26:32What?
26:34What?
26:35What?
26:36What?
26:37What?
26:39What?
26:40What?
26:42What?
26:43What?
26:44What?
26:46What?
26:48What are you doing?
26:50Oh
27:20Okay, baby, you go need to take out of good missy
27:44Man medical
27:50Yeah, I don't know.
27:52Yeah, yeah.
27:54Look at my sister's face.
27:56This is a photo of the back.
27:58Oh, she didn't let her show up.
28:02Hey, don't let her go to the lunch.
28:06Don't let her go.
28:08Our wife is a very nice person.
28:10I've worked for one minute.
28:12I've worked for you for six years.
28:14You're a bitch.
28:16I'm a bitch.
28:18I'm a bitch.
28:20I'm a bitch.
28:22I'm a bitch.
28:24I was in the market.
28:26He came out with a mobile cover.
28:30He went back to me.
28:32I was like, singing the song.
28:34Hey, the people!
28:36Ranjit Ji didn't tell you anything.
28:38If they were mimicking me,
28:40I would have to know them.
28:42Hey, do you want to say something about this?
28:46I've said something about this.
28:48I'm talking about Ranjit.
28:50She's my dear son.
28:52She's the only big bitch.
28:54She's the only bitch.
28:56My bitch is very straight.
28:58My bitch!
29:00I don't know anything.
29:02I don't know anything.
29:04I'm doing a job at home.
29:06I said,
29:08Which bitch likes you?
29:10I've got ladies.
29:12I've got a lot of them.
29:14Why did you beat them?
29:16I gave them to me.
29:18Hey!
29:20Hey!
29:21Hey!
29:22I've got my wife.
29:23I took my hand from my hand.
29:24I took my hand from my hand.
29:25I took my hand from my hand.
29:26I took my hand from my hand.
29:27I took my hand from my hand.
29:28I remember my daughter's hand.
29:30Hey!
29:34Mother!
29:35We're getting up to you.
29:37Tell us about the malignity.
29:38Tell us about malignity.
29:39Yes.
29:40You're the same.
29:41She's like malignity.
29:42If she's malignity is also good,
29:43she'll go to the doctor's doctor.
29:45This is why I'm out.
29:47I'm tired.
29:48I've got to get a little job.
29:49Don't do that.
29:50Don't do that.
29:51Don't do that.
29:52I'm tired.
29:53Do you understand?
29:54My husband has been doing very well.
29:56Oh, girls are back here.
29:58Everyone is behind me.
29:59Everybody gives me power.
30:00Everybody gives me power.
30:01Everybody gives me power.
30:02Everybody gives me power.
30:03Now, when God gives power,
30:04then then what problem is he?
30:06you
30:09My name is you
30:11I think you're the only thing you don't know
30:12I think I'm gonna
30:14Milk and your baby
30:16That's a party
30:18Yeah, I'm gonna do
30:20I'm gonna do
30:22I'll do
30:24I'll do
30:26I
30:28I
30:30I
30:32I
30:34Look at that.
30:36Is this a child or a child?
30:37No.
30:38Oh, no.
30:41What are they three?
30:42What is the proof you have?
30:44Look at that.
30:45Oh, Lalita.
30:46Bad man, daddy.
30:47Oh, oh, oh, oh.
30:52It's not possible to have this child.
30:54Give me another proof.
30:55You'll have to take it.
30:56What is the proof?
30:57How many proof?
30:59I have a proof.
31:01I have a proof.
31:02We have a proof.
31:03Give me another proof.
31:05This one has been given a real thing.
31:07What?
31:08What?
31:10Who has received the best view?
31:11What is the proof?
31:12How many know of you?
31:13How many know of you?
31:14How many know of you?
31:15I'm taking it out of this one.
31:16One minute.
31:17Today I've made a year.
31:18Photoshop.
31:19What?
31:20Photoshop editing.
31:21Photoshop.
31:22Photoshop it.
31:23You put my clothes.
31:25I put the clothes on a wall.
31:26I put the clothes on the wall.
31:29You put the clothes.
31:30I put a photo�.
31:32I'm a newborn baby, just like this.
31:37Let me show you how to break it.
31:39I'll break it down.
31:40I'll break it down.
31:42I'll break it down.
31:43I'll break it down.
31:45I'll break it down.
31:47I'll break it down.
31:49I'll break it down.
31:51Don't do it.
31:54Accept your children, sir.
31:57Don't do it.
31:59Be a man.
32:02I'll break it down.
32:03Oh, oh, oh.
32:04Look at my son.
32:07This is the son.
32:09Listen, listen.
32:11Hey, what's going on?
32:13What's going on?
32:14What's going on?
32:15Oh, what's going on?
32:16I got my hands.
32:17I've got my hands.
32:18I've got my hands.
32:19Hey.
32:20Hey.
32:21Hey.
32:22Listen.
32:23Listen.
32:24Listen.
32:25Listen.
32:26Listen.
32:27Listen.
32:28Listen.
32:29Listen.
32:30Listen.
32:31Listen.
32:32Listen.
32:34Listen.
32:35Listen.
32:36Listen.
32:37Listen.
32:38Listen.
32:39Listen.
32:40Listen.
32:41Listen.
32:42Listen.
32:43Listen.
32:44What's good?
32:45This man is saying
32:47you say.
32:47.
32:59.
33:01.
33:03.
33:05.
33:06.
33:07.
33:09.
33:11.
33:12.
33:15.
33:16It's very good.
33:17It's very complicated.
33:18Because if you're big,
33:19you can put a bite on the dog,
33:21you'll get angry.
33:22You're crazy.
33:23Why did you put a bite on the dog?
33:24You don't get hurt.
33:25You can eat yourself.
33:29Why do you do that?
33:31You eat the bite on the dog,
33:32and the dog is hungry.
33:33Krishna.
33:38So you take your daughter to sit there.
33:46Bhakti Ji,
33:47you and Chichi Mama
33:48have danced with me in a lifetime.
33:50You have a lot of unique steps
33:52but I want my unique steps
33:55to do it with me.
33:56Do it.
34:04First, we'll breathe.
34:17I'm crying in my life.
34:19I'm crying again.
34:20I'm crying again.
34:21I'm crying again.
34:37It's a great deal for Shakti Ji.
34:42You are enjoying it.
34:44It's fun.
34:45It's fun.
34:46What do you want me to do?
34:47I don't know.
34:48I want Ranjit Ji to sit here.
35:08We did a film called Rocky.
35:10Yes.
35:11My father was here.
35:12It's like that.
35:13he's been the same.
35:14You have 10 numbers.
35:16My father is one number and I am the same.
35:18And now I'm gonna have to have my father here.
35:20My father is standing in front of me.
35:22My father is angry.
35:24My father is angry.
35:30This is the same...
35:32Then they say, I'm going to stop laughing at you.
35:39Oh, sorry, I told you.
35:41They also told me.
35:42Okay, sir.
35:43Now, who are coming here,
35:44they are a bad person.
35:45Because their grandmother has never done a body double in your films.
35:52Let's see what the relationship of your family is with you.
35:55So, let's give a shout-out to Shaqeel and Shruti.
36:02Ah, ah, ah, ah.
36:06Mahan, villain.
36:08Sir, what are you doing?
36:09You have to take money, you have to take money.
36:13Shakti Kapoor, the big hole is yours.
36:17You have been burned, and I have been burned.
36:21What is your name?
36:22No, you have to be burned.
36:23The women who have burned,
36:25the women who have burned,
36:26they have burned.
36:27They have one of my baby.
36:29I've worked in film and I've been doing it.
36:31I'm if I had held in the report,
36:33she is much better than me.
36:34If I haven't done a lot of your friend's business.
36:35She will do anything very well.
36:36I'll put it there.
36:37The woman is stratified.
36:39What if, last time ,
36:41you could have asked for the money?
36:42We'll take care of all the show.
36:43What you did since I did?
36:44A woman in yesterday's business.
36:45Really pretty .
36:46So that's all.
36:47However,
36:48her name is the name of my baby
36:50The name is the singer.
36:51Her name is the name of Shits entender.
36:53And so that's the name of Shree.
36:56So that her name graciously said.
36:57And so that's his name.
36:58A woman was tribute to the night at the finish length.
36:59My wife is not finished.
37:03I would like to say,
37:04I would go to my house and go where.
37:06No, no.
37:08Just that.
37:14My husband was telling me,
37:16if you said,
37:18I would love to go there again.
37:24Daddy!
37:25Daddy!
37:27Daddy!
37:28Daddy!
37:29Where did he go?
37:30Mommy!
37:31Mommy, go away!
37:32Daddy, you'll be killed by all of them.
37:36This is my son, sir.
37:38This is my son.
37:39He's a son?
37:40He's a son.
37:40OK, OK.
37:41So I'll see every girl in the room.
37:46When you know that you guys are coming,
37:48three villains are coming.
37:49He's right in the get-up.
37:54What do you understand?
37:55After shooting, we'll go.
37:57You'll have four hours of your vanity.
37:59You'll take it.
38:00No, no.
38:01Do they have a little free time?
38:03They have a little time.
38:06They were busy.
38:07A little time.
38:08A shooting.
38:10They go to the studio and take their position.
38:11They say, hero in law, take it.
38:13Take it.
38:16But Ranjit, uncle,
38:18I heard that the quality of work is so much.
38:22They don't have quality in their work.
38:24They don't do it.
38:25They don't do it.
38:27They have so many wonderful Frau,
38:29And they say motius.
38:29All those missing minions.
38:32Lunch and bland nacional.
38:33Cut!
38:33Cut!
38:34Cut!
38:36Cut!
38:36Cut!
38:38That is how Uncle,
38:40You worked once is in the book,
38:41no you really get the hero?
38:42No
38:42真的, I got a movie of aerie dashing man.
38:43The movie of the boy in the movie
38:46by herself,
38:47because they once were deber-sh advocates.
38:48What?!
38:49She broke first.
38:50That kid would take it and take it,
38:52mother to take it.
38:53We'll pick it,
38:54don't love the kids.
38:55I can kill it.
38:56Oh
38:59In a film a judge car only a judge car on one baller order order muslim
39:03Nita us can't go
39:11Jaila marna maro get a name na
39:13Oh
39:23We are our senior
39:25Shakti Ji, whatever partner is, they are laughing and laugh
39:28because they are not laughing in their lives
39:30but they are not laughing
39:34But this is good, this is also a bad thing
39:36A very loving child, he saves a lot of money
39:38and he will die
39:40Thank you, Shaqeel and Shruti, for thinking about it.
40:10What a shit.
40:12What a shit.
40:13Bhakti ji, abhi gaana gaarethi,
40:15ki batiyan bujhane wali jane kab aayegi.
40:17Kharab aane wali hai batiyan bujhane wali.
40:20Lekin aap ki kismet itni achi nahi,
40:23ki ye sare aho aap hi dekho.
40:25Ye wala aho udar bad man idar.
40:30Aho tumme kursi pe le jau.
40:40Vilens ki industry mein aaa raha eek naya vilean.
40:46Ji haa, sir usko na bas aap loka approval chahiye.
40:49Please dee de na.
40:50Doge na?
40:51Done.
40:52Gullu?
40:52Yee, yee, yee.
40:54Aap bhi doge na?
40:55Itini deher koi bandha kaise hasi rog sakta hai?
40:57Rhe yaa, please.
41:00Bharti ke liya hasi?
41:01Mene, nene.
41:02Aray, oh.
41:03Bharti ke liya hasi?
41:03Bharti ke liya hao.
41:08Perh, zhordhar tahlia ho jaae Naseeb.
41:11Ar Pooja ke.
41:13Bharti ke liya hao.
41:17Helo Rinjiji sir, helo Gulshin ji.
41:23Helo Shakti ji, kiase hao?
41:26Mene, chanel waalab ko pehle di ni bola tha
41:28ke pehle di ni itna glamor mat dikhao.
41:30Aageh na tinon lopakke.
41:32What happened?
41:34What happened?
41:36Why did you kill me in front of them?
41:40Do you know anything about their image or not?
41:42What happened?
41:44Don't leave a girl in the house.
41:46If you go to Romal,
41:48you'll have to go to their house.
41:54When was the ladies' compartment in the train?
41:58When was the three?
42:02When the child is born,
42:06the nurse goes and says to the father.
42:08You've got to tell them,
42:10you've got a baby.
42:12When Gulchenji was born,
42:14the nurse went and told him,
42:16Sir, you can see this child,
42:18I don't see this child as a child.
42:28Sorry, don't think the bad things about her.
42:30I don't know, Gulchenji.
42:32Gulchenji?
42:33Do you know them?
42:34I don't know them.
42:36I don't know them.
42:38I don't know them here.
42:40I don't know them.
42:42I don't know them.
42:44They always have a lot of people.
42:46Yes, sir.
42:47They are great people.
42:48They are all about you.
42:50They are prepared to give you everything.
42:52They are prepared for you.
42:53Where do you get these people?
42:54I don't know them.
42:55This is the reason for them.
42:56Because they are always
42:58in a lot of people.
42:59They are always in a lot of people.
43:00They look like a girl.
43:01They are looking at her.
43:02Oh, she is listening to her.
43:03She is giving her invitation.
43:04She is giving her invitation.
43:05Now she is giving her advice.
43:06She will give her advice.
43:07She will give her advice.
43:08Now she will give her advice.
43:10Let her come,
43:11she won't do anything.
43:12Why?
43:13She won't do anything.
43:14You know,
43:15vintage cars are good.
43:16She doesn't work.
43:17But she doesn't work.
43:30Hold on.
43:31The car is starting.
43:32Sir, sit down.
43:34You are standing in the office.
43:36Why?
43:37Sir,
43:38I am very scared.
43:39You are not afraid?
43:40What are you saying?
43:41Yes, fear is a lot.
43:43Gulshan Ji is so afraid.
43:45He is sitting in front of the TV.
43:46The news is changing.
43:50He is sitting in front of the TV.
43:51The newscasters said
43:52that today Mahindir Singh Dhoni
43:53has made 300 runs in Australia.
43:55He is sitting in front of the car.
43:56He is sitting in front of the car.
43:58And he is out.
43:59He is out.
44:00He is out.
44:01He is out.
44:02The car is finished.
44:04Sir,
44:05he was sitting in the car.
44:06He was sitting on a road.
44:08He was sitting on a model.
44:09He was sitting on a model.
44:10I saw him.
44:11I saw him.
44:12He was sitting on a model.
44:14I saw him.
44:15He was sitting on a model.
44:16How the car did that move?
44:18After 3 minutes,
44:19he asked the car on the other side.
44:22Don't you go to the other side?
44:24Of course,
44:25?
44:26No way!
44:31A beautiful girl is sitting there.
44:33Tell me too.
44:34Well,
44:35!
44:36There is a story.
44:37I will talk first.
44:38Oh,
44:40who has so much love LED,
44:42he doesn't even watch the TV.
44:47I've already done a lot.
44:48I'll put my hands together and say to me.
44:50Gullu Ji, Ranjit Ji, Shakti Ji,
44:53and Suveen Ji.
44:54If something's wrong with us,
44:57then come on.
45:04Come on, come on.
45:06Gullu Ji, come on.
45:12I've already understood.
45:13I was just asked for a question about my name.
45:15I mean, two girls have liked you.
45:19Sir, save this comedy night
45:22or give me a girl to a little girl?
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