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Love Island UK Season 12 Episode 34 [ 12 July 2025 ] Full Episode
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00:00As all romantics know, true love begins with a balcony.
00:07But was there ever a love story of more woe
00:13than this of six Juliet's and the Romeo?
00:18Where's our six penises?
00:21We're looking back at a week of two households
00:25And like in all good drama, we have comedy, tragedy, romance, star-crossed lovers
00:44and wit worthy of Shakespeare himself.
00:48The calm before the clock.
00:50It's like a Midsummer's nightdream.
00:53Make that a nightmare.
00:55And just like a Shakespeare play, it goes on for ages
00:58and no one has a clue what the characters are talking about.
01:01A cosy.
01:02Cosy.
01:03I literally pushed Moses down the river Nile.
01:05So forget to be or not to be, because we have a bigger question.
01:10Moon landing a hoax?
01:11Potentially.
01:12Buckle up for Castle Week.
01:14Castle.
01:15It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
01:34Proper cloudy.
01:35Look at that, yeah.
01:36Even that, oh my, jeez!
01:41Is that one coming this way?
01:42Yeah.
01:43Oh, wow.
01:47It's always a bar there sometimes.
01:49Yeah, I can imagine.
01:54Whoa!
01:55This is Love Island.
01:56We don't do bad weather.
01:58Let's go, let's go back.
02:03Fortunately, we have the power to wind the clock back to a time before ill feelings.
02:10Go on, carry on.
02:11Don't mind me.
02:12A time before things got messy.
02:19Didn't need that, did I?
02:20When everyone had each other's backs.
02:23Do you want me to your back, jeez?
02:26I don't mind.
02:27So let's get back to an era I call BC.
02:32No, not bubbly corner.
02:35It stands for before Casa.
02:37So grab the popcorn and let's take a nostalgia trip to a more innocent time.
02:42Although, not that much more innocent.
02:45Open your goal.
02:46Bigger and wider than that.
02:47It's going to need to go way wider than that.
02:51Let's get those tongues wagging.
02:53This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
03:03At the end of last week, Ben had a huge decision to make and he couldn't have been happier about it.
03:11I'm just going to have to choose one.
03:14So the girl I want to couple up with is...
03:17Shakira.
03:19APPLAUSE
03:22Why do you like it?
03:25Nice, Ben.
03:26Is it really that hard, sir?
03:27This would be nice about me.
03:28We'll work on it.
03:30So we sent Ben and Shakira away to work on that.
03:33You've heard of a bottomless brunch.
03:34Well, this is more of a banterless brunch.
03:40Great chat, guys.
03:41And here are some more.
03:43It's Love Island Unseen Brunch.
03:45Do you cut up croissants here like that?
03:48Well, it's a bit big, isn't it?
03:51No?
03:52It's soft.
03:53In the middle.
03:54It looks crispy.
03:55Well, that was great, wasn't it?
03:56Missed my plate.
03:59I'm more like...
04:01I'm more like...
04:05What colour is...
04:08grumpiness.
04:10You should be able to know this one.
04:12You tell me what colour grumpiness is.
04:13Great.
04:14Yeah, you should definitely know that.
04:17Yes!
04:21Do you know what that thing in the back of your throat's called?
04:24Yeah.
04:25The uvula.
04:27Wait, which bit are you talking about?
04:28The dangly thing.
04:29Oh, it's called that?
04:31No.
04:32It went down the wrong hole.
04:43No, I was wrong.
04:44They don't mind that.
04:47Eddie's real.
04:50Are they?
04:52T, you know the thing at the back of your throat?
04:54The thing that dangles...
04:55Tonsils.
04:56No, that's not your tonsils.
04:57No, the one that dangles down.
04:58That's your tonsils?
04:59No, it's not.
05:00What the fuck is that there?
05:01A uvula.
05:02Tonsils are like in the side.
05:03What's it called?
05:04The uvula.
05:05The uvula.
05:06What, the big dangly thing?
05:07Yeah, the dangly thing.
05:08That's your tonsils.
05:09No, because you have tonsillitis, bro.
05:10You don't take the dangly thing in the back of your throat, do you?
05:12I thought it was your tonsils.
05:13What are you two talking about?
05:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:15No, it's got...
05:17Romantic guys.
05:19What colour is...
05:22Excitement?
05:25I don't know.
05:27What colour can you all add?
05:28Excitement's probably like...
05:31Hot pink.
05:33To me.
05:34What's hot pink?
05:35Like really, really bright pink.
05:37Like...
05:38Yeah.
05:39Like a bolder scheme, that.
05:40Me too.
05:41I'm off to meet a new bombshell.
05:42Uvula.
05:43Here's a question that nobody wants after a big brunch.
05:54Who fancies a game of football?
05:58Boys, please stand in front of the fire pitch.
06:01The players lined up in two teams ready for kick off.
06:04And believe me, it is about to kick off.
06:10As there isn't a terrace big enough to handle this rowdy crowd...
06:14They think it's all over.
06:16Hi boys!
06:18It is now.
06:19Now...
06:22We'll see you a casa amor.
06:25And so it was time for the boys to play away.
06:28Yeah!
06:30Yo!
06:32Yo!
06:34Yo!
06:35Oh shit!
06:37I've lost my slider!
06:39I've lost my slider!
06:40On the end, Ben.
06:44Yo, what happened?
06:46Yo, what happened?
06:47The home team felt relegated.
06:49No!
06:50While the boys celebrated promotion.
06:53What and so?
06:58Aye!
07:00We need to realize.
07:01We qualify!
07:03We qualify!
07:04We need to learn!
07:05We need to learn!
07:06We need to learn!
07:08before walking out onto the hallowed astroturf of Casa Moore in search of a
07:13new keeper. What's going on? Let's blow the whistle and bring on some unseen own
07:21goals. Say my name. Dajon. You say it wrong. Am I? Yeah. How do I say it? Dajon. Dajon.
07:28Dajon. Oh. There you go. Dajon. Oh so I was saying day. Yeah you're saying day.
07:32Dajon. Dajon. Dajon. Dajon's no good.
07:36Dajon. Dajon is no good. Dajon is no good. They call me Big D. Big D.
07:41It might turn to be like D. Your dad really like me? Really? That's good to hear.
07:49Do you not feel like you can take me home? No? Fucking hell. Give me a little bit of praise.
07:52I can talk for England. I like that. I think I can have a conversation with a brick wall.
07:57Yeah. Is that where you're having a conversation with me?
08:00Is that what you're trying to say?
08:03What is that? What even is that? What? What's going on?
08:16Do you blame me? I'm not blaming you at all. So much to discuss.
08:22What, between us? Mmm. Do you think? There's a lot that's, er... Yeah.
08:28There's a fly on your head. Yeah, well... Give that fly a red card!
08:32With the boys off the casa, naturally the girls were heartbroken for about five seconds.
08:47If you could have your dream man walk in right now, what would he look like? Don't say you're a partner.
08:53No. No, no, no. No, no. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry.
08:55Okay, so if I could have my dream man walk in, it would be Damson Idris.
08:59Okay. Yeah.
09:00So, guys, if anyone, like, that looks like Damson Idris walks in, that's my...
09:04Did you wish?
09:06I want my neighbour to walk in.
09:08Sadly, Damson Idris and Tony's neighbour were unavailable as they were booked for Love Island USA this year.
09:16But, girls, give me some ideas of what you're looking for and I'll see what you can do.
09:21Thank you. Bring my neighbour in. He's really hot.
09:25Will you stop banging on about your neighbour, Tony? Shakira, show him how it's done.
09:30I love a northern. I'm really upset there's no Scousers or Geordies.
09:33I'm really surprised, isn't I? Yeah, there's no Scousers.
09:35Get me a Scouser.
09:37You listen to me right now.
09:39I want a sexy Scouser, right?
09:41He's got to have more than six GCSEs and past maths and English.
09:45Preferably, B+.
09:48We're manifesting.
09:50Right, I want a tan...
09:52Sexy...
09:54What else?
09:56Girls, what traits do we want in men? We're manifesting.
09:58I don't know what traits.
09:59Give me, give me, give me a plan at the midnight.
10:03Want somebody help me chasing shadows of waves.
10:07It's funny.
10:08Athletic.
10:09Athletic, yeah.
10:10Really confident.
10:11Tattoos.
10:12Six pack.
10:13Really fucking tall.
10:15Funny.
10:16Fit.
10:17Smart.
10:18Yes.
10:19Funny.
10:20Confident.
10:21Hilarious.
10:22Tattooed.
10:23A whore.
10:24Yes.
10:25He could be a whore for me.
10:26Scouse.
10:27Hell the fuck off.
10:28I've faxed the Scouser.
10:29Yeah, alright.
10:30You can have that one.
10:32I'll take him off you after.
10:34Yeah, I was going to say, you'll have him in the eye anyway.
10:36I'll take him.
10:37Do you know what?
10:38I don't know what a Scouse is.
10:39What's a Scouse?
10:40A Scouse is basically everything you just asked for, but with a unique way of saying,
10:45Shechen.
10:53After a quiet afternoon, the girls are getting ready for the evening, but without boys around,
10:57I suspect some of them may have some leftover energy to burn off.
11:01Why do you have to make a stool pyramid?
11:04I don't have enough.
11:05I don't have enough.
11:06I don't have enough.
11:07Shechen wants to make a pyramid.
11:09I don't have enough.
11:10I don't have enough.
11:11I don't have enough.
11:12I don't have enough.
11:13I don't have enough.
11:14I don't have enough.
11:16Shechen wants to make a pyramid.
11:23Do you still think?
11:26But what happened next?
11:31I know what I'm hoping for, but we'll have to stay tuned to find out.
11:34No, I don't need no explanation, not some deep conversation.
11:59Andrada, no bitch-bada, sitting in casa, no as fata.
12:03Yeah.
12:04Hey, see it again, see it again, see it again, see it again.
12:06We don't have time to do it again, girls.
12:08We need to crackle with more Love Island Unseen Bits.
12:23So sit back and let us spoon feed you the taste is unseen action from the villa.
12:27This lot really are a handful.
12:29So expect belly laughs.
12:31I didn't realize you had the belly button.
12:34Pearson.
12:35A belly button.
12:36To be fair.
12:37Everyone's got a belly button, mate.
12:38I've got an out.
12:39Oh, no.
12:40Any.
12:41Yeah.
12:42So limber up for some serious bed-hopping for Love Island Unseen Bits.
12:52Just keep dancing.
12:57Before the break, the girls are playing jenga with the furniture.
13:01Do you sit on the...
13:04Phil!
13:05I've been next!
13:07No, no, we're not having enough of a bit of boxing tonight.
13:11That's giving health and safety risk if she gets a bum off.
13:14Oh, they just took it down again.
13:17I was hoping one of them would try to sit on a stool and fall off.
13:26Hallelujah!
13:27My prayers were answered.
13:29There's a stool tied down!
13:31It wasn't even that much of a health and safety risk.
13:36The boys are outside building a lighthouse by balancing the fire pit on top of bean bags.
13:41Tommy knows that the first night in Casa should be celebrated with a toast as everyone is about to have an experience unlike anything they've had before.
13:58Here's the beautiful girls, beautiful people, great memories.
14:02Casa!
14:04Except hang on a minute.
14:06Some of you have been here before.
14:08Well, not here.
14:09There must be an identical-looking villa next door.
14:12Remember this unseen bit, Giorgio.
14:20You could be worse.
14:21You could have sangria down your top.
14:25Oh, imagine that.
14:26Walking into the Love Island villa and you had a t-shirt that's got a sangria down.
14:30You've got a white t-shirt that's got a sangria down.
14:31Never get a second chance to make a first impression and you look like a donut.
14:35You are lucky, Giorgio.
14:37As this time, you do get a second chance to make a first impression.
14:41This time, mind your drink.
14:43Here's the beautiful girls, beautiful people.
14:46Oh!
14:49Oh, shit!
14:50Is that red light?
14:51Yeah.
14:53Mate, you need to chill out with your hands.
14:55Oh, no.
14:56You didn't need that on a big night.
14:57Beautiful girls, beautiful people.
14:59Oh, gee, I'm so sorry.
15:04Oh, no.
15:05Oh, go on then, Giorgio.
15:07Just for you, you can have a third chance to make a first impression.
15:11Do you have any hidden talents?
15:13Erm, did you ever watch Little Britain?
15:15Oh, I love it.
15:16Did you?
15:17I love that show.
15:18You know Marjorie Deutsch, you know Fat Fighters?
15:21Oh, yeah.
15:22So I can do... I can do that.
15:24Do it right now.
15:25Good job.
15:29Welcome to Fat Fighters.
15:30That's it?
15:32Oh, my God.
15:38That was so good.
15:39Today, we're going to talk about cravings.
15:43Oh, my God.
15:45Oh, my God.
15:46That was so unexpected.
15:47That was so good.
15:48Surprise me.
15:49Surprise me, too.
15:50I can't believe you got through the last wig without spilling a drop.
15:55back at the villa with no boys around to impress the girls can let loose and
16:05relax although I find you can get too loose and too relaxed
16:09what the fuck was that that wasn't airy fuck girl
16:19I bet that fucking stink was that Emily no it was
16:22I've just dribbled I love how people automatically assume with me no cuz if it was Emily I'd be scared
16:37no need to ask what Ellen has been eating as you can all taste it in the air but what's Tony eating
16:42now what are they supposed to taste like I don't know prone cocktail but then I got then I got
16:50paprika taste that's a real flavor you know of chips yeah but is that why you were laughing
17:00that's a really British Chris that's disgusting fucking love prawn cocktail guys Tony's never had
17:06a prawn cocktail crisp she thought I was taking the piss no no no no they're banging they're
17:12actual banging that's so disgusting they're well good and if you don't fancy eating a prawn cocktail
17:19crisp Tony wait till you hear what Shakira's ordered for supper where's our six penises
17:25I'm not surprised why we never get spoiled yeah that's true actually wrong show Shakira this
17:33is love island we don't do bush tucker trials
17:44it's bedtime at casa and it may be the first night but Tommy is already getting some great tongue action
17:49oh tongue brush your love yeah do you use one as well no I can't I'm the only one that uses this
17:57oh I look like a bit of a prick when I do it
18:01I don't even know if I'm doing it right I'll be honest I've never read the instructions
18:07I'm sorry Charlie but honestly like does it look alright does it look like I'm doing it the right way
18:13no I'm laughing I can't go on I'll let you brush your teeth I'll do it I'll do it I've done my teeth
18:22I don't miss my laugh I've done my teeth
18:29what why would you expect me to do it I can't go
18:34I need my brush don't make me laugh
18:38sorry
18:38sorry sorry sorry we're too far
18:52oh god horrible
18:54I'm telling you I've done the best things I've ever thought you brush
19:01I've done that at all
19:01oh
19:03thanks boys but in the future it might be best you just leave the gags to me
19:08oh fucking hell
19:09still over
19:16with the boys in casa the girls were patiently waiting it felt like they can before the
19:21wait how does the phrase go again the calm before the cock
19:24ah come on come on boys give us something please be fit please be fit please be fit please be fit
19:32please be fit please be fit well girls good things come to those who wait
19:36on wait is anyone's heart we're going yeah mine is
19:56on wait can I hear him oh my god
19:59good news girls the waiting is almost over almost when I sit like this can you see my tits
20:22no is there a nipple sniff like I feel like there is I can't see anything let me push it up
20:32I'm going to melt oh there's a breeze here
20:43sorry girls the boys normally come quicker than that
20:52things got hot and steamy in casa so andrada is wondering why no one is taking advantage of
20:57the facilities to cool down no one really uses the pool as much isn't it i'll dip in
21:02i've been trying to tell her to get in there i'd love to jump in but she just wants to go in like
21:07yeah jump in yeah but she's like i'm just want to go in and like you know when they're just holding
21:13i'm saying let's go and do some handstands girl
21:16andrada don't listen to harry there is a very good reason that no one is using the pool today
21:22and it's all to do with what happened yesterday when the boys were handling their nuggets
21:28why the are you giving me that
21:29what are you doing chicken nugget in the pool because i thought he was going to catch it
21:38i was never ever bro you're not going to get it
21:40oh you're going to get that where is it where is it to the bottom
21:43why is there why is there a chicken nugget there
21:46nugget in the pool oh no
21:47how did you do that
21:48i didn't get any attention wait bro
21:51where actually is it at the bottom
21:52oh yeah nice you now just put your head under
22:01you picked it up with your toes
22:04it was a bit silly from you wasn't it b
22:05oh you're gonna have to get the head on the goggles for him
22:10yeah but i can't put my eyes open what you can grab that shortly
22:16so the nugget got away and hasn't been seen since
22:19now the pool is riddled with bacteria and it's completely out of bounds
22:30why does nobody ever listen if you find that nugget i'll have it
22:41here's an unseen bit of andrada talking about her feelings towards dijon
22:44oh 100 i'm not going to just be just because i know he misses negative like that doesn't mean
22:48i'm not going to continue chatting to him because that that means that i'm now letting myself
22:51no i'm still going to talk to him the way i want to talk to him because if it's meant to be will
22:55be it's you know he's he's a little bit yeah to be fair so yeah we shall see guys we shall see
23:00i feel like i just want to let just fill you in on where my head was at come back after the break
23:04to find out
23:06oh i've been there
23:10welcome back to love island unseen bits
23:26where we bless you with hidden gems
23:37and germs thank you we let the islanders open up
23:45and be deep and meaningful
23:47so take a good look
23:54it's looking good you know because this is love island unseen bits
23:59have i got a bite on my back it's really itchy
24:02not bites bits
24:05it's
24:12before the break andrada was talking to new casa girls about dijon
24:16yeah we shall see guys we shall see i feel like i just want to let just fill you then on where my
24:19head was up
24:20bill i've been there
24:25there's a fly on you
24:29it's over there now girl don't worry
24:31fuck off it was on your nail oh
24:34be careful andrada looks like dijon has the whole place bugged he's got flies everywhere
24:40with the casa boys finally in the villa it was time for them to get to know the girls and i hope
24:53they don't get cold feet i shall need this drink
24:58so it's hot anyway you guys you're not going to get away from it
25:01oh no oh my socks they'll dry out they'll dry out oh that's the best thing ever i told you
25:12your ass will be wet if you don't sit on a pillow yeah okay you're half german yeah gluten taggy
25:18do you eat like the frankfurters and that no i hate them i like a schnitzel schnitzel
25:23that's a straight pork pig chicken no it ain't yeah i have the chicken schnitzel there's no such
25:29thing as a chicken yes there is are you joking i've never had a when i went to um where's austria
25:37i don't know you're a flight attendant i know where are you from east london east london dagnum
25:44so not east london essex but those are three different places i mean i'm inside that m25
25:52so right i'm just gonna say that's east what did you say you did for a living power network
25:58maintenance engineer it's just like yeah keeping the power okay in your house sort of thing
26:04thanks thanks yeah it's all right i got used on it i used to base the attractiveness of the boys
26:11i could get like dribbling around you sorry go on take no other running damage
26:21how tall are you i'm 190 like six six fuck is that okay or i don't use that system six two six
26:29three okay there you go you are five something high five five five five five five five five
26:35where are you from southampton southampton yeah do you know where that is i do you still where is it
26:43it's like next to like northampton no near northampton like wait if southampton's here
26:50northampton's all the way up southampton's right at the bottom you know like bournemouth
26:54portsmouth is it like a west hampton or east hampton no i'm getting a better sort of inkling of the
27:01people that i'm gonna like maybe explore a little bit more with okay dora okay dora oh that's so funny
27:11tony says to harrison go explore then dora hey
27:16hey that's a good point let's see if dora has been exploring
27:30right
27:44let's go
27:50Dora is exploring real bad! Someone gave that man a map!
28:08Alright! Dora the Explorer!
28:13The announcement of raunchy races sent a jolt of excitement, cursing through Casa and the villa.
28:21And the stakes were high as the winner would earn themselves a party.
28:26The oldest girl must lick the six-pack of the fittest boy.
28:32But who could do it the fastest?
28:37Emma and Conor were the fastest.
28:39Who's Emma?
28:40Oh, that's... that's Harry's ex.
28:44Ronji races, the name Emma, this is all giving me deja vu.
28:49Who the fuck is Emma?
28:53Who's Emma?
28:55Fuck off!
28:58Fuck you, Emma!
29:00Fuck off, Emma!
29:02Guys, this is Unseen Bits. Let's see something we haven't seen before.
29:06Three, nine, ten, ten, ten, ten!
29:12That's more like it.
29:14Oh my gosh!
29:16The islander who's travelled the furthest to find love must put the boy or girl they fancy the most in their favourite sex position.
29:22Australia, Australia, Australia!
29:24Just... what are you doing?
29:28Sit down, sit down!
29:29No, but you should've just bent over there.
29:30Go, Tony! Go, go, go, go!
29:32Sit down!
29:33Quick!
29:34One!
29:35Right, get up! Get up! Get up!
29:37She went...
29:40So in the bedroom, do you do that as well?
29:43Yeah!
29:44I think we're good. I think we're good, lads.
29:46Up, down, bang!
29:47Both.
29:50Castle win.
29:51Yes!
29:57The girl whose name come last in the alphabet must snog every boy.
30:00Yeah, it's quick, it's quick, quick, quick!
30:02Quick, quick, quick, quick!
30:03Quick ones, quick ones, quick ones.
30:04Fucking hell!
30:06groundbreaking seven, two!
30:17Got eight, two hellll.
30:20Yes!
30:21This ain't time for posture, babe!
30:23This is time for snogging.
30:25Guys, he went to kiss real!
30:27I know, boy!
30:28K'est the girls, the girls.
30:31I have teeth crash, bro.
30:32Oh, teeth crash!
30:34Thank god, knock on.
30:35I thought you'd just sat there, I was like fucking stand up!
30:37Yeah.
30:38Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
30:40Mainville wins.
30:41Ah!
30:47Eh!
30:48Eh!
30:48Eh!
30:49Eh!
30:50Eh!
30:51Eh!
30:52That's what I like to see.
30:54Graceful and victory, the essence of good sportsmanship.
30:57BEING IN CASA IS ALL ABOUT FINDING A GOOD MATCH AND HARRY AND RIO ARE TAKING THAT LITERALLY.
31:09I'VE GOT A MULTI-COLOURED SHIRT. I'LL GO FOR IT, THEN.
31:12YEAH, I'LL WEAR A MULTI-COLOURED SHIRT.
31:15SO WE CAN HAVE A LITTLE MULTI-COLOURED ACTION.
31:17YEAH. LIKE, UM...
31:18MATCHY-MATCHY.
31:19WHAT'S THAT, UH...
31:21IS IT JASON AND THE TECHNICOLOURED DREAMCOAT?
31:24JOSEPH. JOSEPH, THAT'S IT, JOSEPH.
31:27YEAH.
31:28DO YOU KNOW I HAVE BIBLICAL DREAMS ALL THE TIME?
31:30LIKE, I ACTUALLY THINK I'M A PROPHET OR SOMETHING.
31:32BIBLICAL? YEAH.
31:33ARE YOU QUITE RELIGIOUS?
31:34NO. BUT EVER SINCE I WAS TINY, I'VE HAD, LIKE, PROPER BIBLICAL DREAMS.
31:39EVERY FIVE, FOUR, FIVE YEARS, I'LL HAVE, LIKE, A BIBLE DREAM.
31:43REALLY?
31:44FIRST ONE WAS I LITERALLY PUSHED MOSES DOWN THE RIVER NILE.
31:47WHAT?
31:48YEAH, LIKE, IT WAS VIVID. REMEMBER IT?
31:50WOW.
31:51I WAS THERE WHEN THE RED SEA WAS PARTED.
31:54WHAT WAS THE OTHER ONE?
31:55HOW DID THAT GO?
31:56HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
31:57DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MOMENT THAT WAS?
31:58WHAT A MOMENT THAT WAS?
31:59THAT'S WILD.
32:00YEAH, I DIDN'T...
32:01WHEN WAS YOUR LAST ONE?
32:02WHEN DID YOU LAST HAVE A BIBLICAL DREAM?
32:04ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO, IT WAS THE WHERE ONE.
32:07THREE YEARS AGO, IT WAS THE WHERE ONE.
32:08SO YOU'RE PROBABLY A JEW ONE.
32:09I THINK I'M JEW, YEAH.
32:10I WONDER WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE.
32:11BUT I'VE NOT ADDED JOSEPH IN THE DAY, YEAH.
32:12SO MAYBE THAT'S THE NEXT LONG.
32:13I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
32:14YEAH, KEEP ME POSTED.
32:15I'M NOT SURE HOW HE IS RELIGIOUS REAL.
32:16HE THINKS JESUS' PARENTS WERE MARY AND JASON.
32:17THE NEW BOYS ARE ON A GRAFTING BREAK,
32:18AND HAVE YOU EVER WONDER WHAT QUESTION KEEPS THE PEOPLE OF BARNES?
32:21THAT'S THE NEXT LONG.
32:22YOU'RE PROBABLY A JEW ONE.
32:23I THINK I'M DUE, YEAH.
32:24I THINK I'M DUE, YEAH.
32:25I THINK I'M DUE, YEAH.
32:26I THINK I'M DUE, YEAH.
32:27I THINK I'M DUE, YEAH.
32:28I WONDER WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE.
32:29BUT I'VE NOT ADD JOSEPH IN THE DAY, YEAH.
32:30SO MAYBE THAT'S THE NEXT LONG.
32:32I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
32:33I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
32:35THE NEW BOYS ARE ON A GRAFTING BREAK,
32:41AND HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT QUESTION KEEPS THE PEOPLE OF BARNES LAY UP AT NIGHT?
32:46DO YOU THINK WE'RE LANDING AT MOON?
32:47OH.
32:48OH.
32:49THAT WAS FAKE.
32:50I JUST THINK IF WE DID, WHY HAVE WE NOT GONE BACK SINCE?
32:53THAT'S WHERE...
32:54BECAUSE WE'VE GOT MUCH BETTER TECHNOLOGY NOW.
32:56YEAH.
32:57MOON LANDING A HOAX?
32:58POTENTIALLY.
32:59I DON'T...
33:00I JUST DON'T KNOW.
33:01WHAT ABOUT PYRAMIDS?
33:02BECAUSE HOW...
33:03HOW DID THE PYRAMIDS GET BUILLED?
33:04YEAH.
33:05THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
33:06AIN'T NO WAY.
33:07ALIENS.
33:08LIKE, THEY ROLLED LOADS OF STUFF.
33:11LIKE, THEY HAD, LIKE, STUFF THAT WAS, LIKE, CIRCULAR AND THEY ROLLED THE...
33:14TO BUILD THE PYRAMIDS?
33:15YEAH.
33:16THIS ISN'T A CONSPIRACY FURRY.
33:18BUT WHAT CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
33:21I SURE THE SCIENCE KNOWS THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION.
33:24I FEEL LIKE IT HAS TO BE THE CHICKEN, THOUGH.
33:26BUT HOW DID THE CHICKEN GET THERE?
33:28THE GENETIC MUTATE...
33:29HOW DID ANYTHING GET HERE?
33:30WE MUTATED.
33:31CELLS MUTATED.
33:32BUT THAT IS MADING.
33:33WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, HOW DID NOTHING BECOME SOMETHING?
33:36LIKE, THERE WAS JUST A BALL OF HOT GAS AND ROCK, AND THEN IT JUST STARTED GETTING WEIRD.
33:40AND FUCKING...
33:41AND THEN WE ARRIVED.
33:42YEAH.
33:43WHO FIGURED OUT THAT MILK CAME FROM COWS?
33:46WHOEVER DID IS A FUCKING WEIRD ONE, MAN.
33:49I DON'T KNOW.
33:50IS IT LIKE...
33:51YOU KNOW WHEN HUMAN WOMEN ARE MILKING?
33:55THEY GET TO THE POINT WHERE IF THEY DON'T RELEASE THE MILK, IF THEY DON'T FEED THE BABY, THEN IT JUST COMES OUT ANYWAY.
34:01SO MAYBE SOMEBODY SAW IN A FEEL...
34:02THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW.
34:03SOMEBODY JUST WAS LOOKING IN A FEEL AND GOING, THAT COW IS LEAKING.
34:06GUYS, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WEIGHT ONE, UH, ONE BREAST FROM THE COW?
34:11LIKE, FROM BOOB?
34:12FROM BOOB?
34:13HOW HEAVY IT IS?
34:14YEAH, HOW HEAVY IT IS ONE BREAST OF...
34:16THE UDHERS?
34:17UDHER?
34:18YEAH, THIS THING, YEAH.
34:19YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
34:20HOW HEAVY?
34:21ARE YOU ASKING OR YOU KNOW?
34:22I KNOW, I'M ASKING YOU, DO YOU KNOW?
34:23NO.
34:24TWO KILONS?
34:2550 KG, BRO.
34:2650 KG?
34:2750 KG, ONE, YEAH.
34:28AH, WE NEED TO FACT CHECK THAT.
34:29THE WHOLE UDHER, I FEEL LIKE, MAYBE, BUT...
34:32IS IT FULL OF MILK?
34:33YOU CAN'T JUST CHOP...
34:34THAT'S LIKE CHOPPING A NIPPLE OFF AND SAYING THAT'S GOING TO BE 10 KILOS.
34:37THAT'S HEAVY, THAT.
34:38SO...
34:39IT'S GETTING DEEP.
34:40YEAH, MAN.
34:41PROBABLY WON'T MAKE IT ON AIR.
34:43IT WILL MAKE IT ON AIR, AND WE'LL MILK IT FOR ALL IT'S WORTH.
34:47TIME TO GIVE YULA HOME THE CHANCE TO WIN A SCORCHER OF A PRIZE.
34:51WE'RE GIVING AWAY AN EPIC 50 THOUSAND POUNDS IN TAX-FREE CASH TO SPEND ON WHATEVER YOU WANT.
34:57BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.
34:59IF YOU ENTER TODAY, YOU'LL ALSO BE ENTERED INTO AN AMAZING BONUS SHOW.
35:02YOU AND A MATE COULD BE WATCHING THE LOVE ISLAND FINAL IN PERSON FROM THE MAIN VILLA.
35:07PLUS ENJOY A DREAMY SIVEN NIGHT ALL-INCLOSIVE HOLIDAY TO MAJORCA, COURTESY OF TRAVEL REPUBLIC.
35:13THAT'S THE CHANCE TO WIN ALL THESE INCREDIBLE PRIZES FOR JUST ONE ENTRY.
35:18FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN INCLUDING THAT MASSIVE 50 THOUSAND POUNDS JUST ENTER VIA THE APP
35:23OR GO TO THE WEBSITE.
35:25ENTRIES COST 2 POUNDS.
35:26TEXT LOVE TO 6554.
35:28TEXT COST 2 POUNDS.
35:29PLUS ONE STANDARD NETWORK RATE MESSAGE.
35:31OR TEXT 5 TO 6554.
35:34TO GET 5 ENTRIES FOR 5 POUNDS.
35:36PLUS ONE STANDARD NETWORK RATE MESSAGE.
35:38OR POST YOUR NAME AND NUMBER TO LOVE25 PO BOX 7558 DORBY DE10NQ.
35:48ENTRANCE MUST BE 18 OR OVER.
35:49PAID ENTRANCE ROOTS CLOSE AT 10AM ON MONDAY THE 11TH OF AUGUST.
35:52MAKE SURE YOU ENTER BEFORE 10AM ON WEDNESDAY THE 16TH OF JULY
35:55FOR A CHANCE TO WIN THE HOLIDAY AND FINAL TICKETS.
35:57ENTRANCE MUST BE CONTACTABLE ON THE 23RD OF JULY AND FOR TWO WORKING DAYS AFTER.
36:01GOOD LUCK.
36:08WELCOME BACK TO LOVE ISLAND UNSEEN BITS.
36:31WHERE THE BOYS ARE UP TO NO GOOD.
36:34LOOK NO GOOD IN THAT.
36:36NO, THAT'S NO GOOD.
36:39THAT'S NO GOOD.
36:41NO, THAT'S NO GOOD.
36:42I LOOK NO GOOD IN THAT.
36:43THAT'S NO GOOD.
36:44SO TAKE A SEAT.
36:46BUT NOT ON YOUR HAIRBRUSH ANDRADA.
36:49WHY AM I LIKE THIS?
36:51AS WE'RE ABOUT TO CONCLUDE OUR CASA WEEK IN STYLE.
36:55SORRY.
36:57THERE ARE MORE KISSES COMING SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO FRESHEN UP.
37:01OR MAYBE NOT.
37:04WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
37:06I'M SO SORRY.
37:07THAT WAS WROTTER.
37:08FUCKING HELL.
37:10YOU'RE WATCHING LOVE ISLAND UNSEEN BITS.
37:15TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR THE NEW BOYS TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS.
37:18LUCKILY CASH IS THERE TO TEACH THEM HIS SKILLS IN THE BEDROOM.
37:22I'LL TEACH YOU NOT LIKE A...
37:24IT'S GOT TO BE SIMPLE.
37:25SOME FOOTWORK I DO ONSTEAD.
37:26YEAH, JUST SLOW IT DOWN.
37:27OR LIKE...
37:28EXTRA SLOW.
37:29EXTRA SLOW.
37:30EXTRA SLOW, YEAH.
37:31HERE.
37:32THEN TOE HERE.
37:33HEEL.
37:34IN.
37:35YEAH.
37:36YEAH.
37:37GO AGAIN.
37:38HERE.
37:39HERE.
37:40HEEL.
37:41IN.
37:42HEEL.
37:43HEEL.
37:44HEEL.
37:45HEEL.
37:46TOE.
37:47IN.
37:48HEEL.
37:49HEEL.
37:50HEEL.
37:51TOE.
37:52IN.
37:53HEEL.
37:54HEEL.
37:55BACK.
37:56YEAH.
37:57ALL RIGHT.
37:58FULL PACE.
37:59WE'LL BE...
38:00THAT'S FULL PACE.
38:01OKAY.
38:02WE'LL HAVE A REQUEST.
38:03YEAH.
38:04SO...
38:05AFTER THIS, WE'LL HAVE A REQUEST.
38:07YEAH.
38:08SO...
38:09AFTER THIS, WE'LL HAVE A REQUEST.
38:10YEAH.
38:11SO...
38:12AFTER THIS, WHEN WE DO THIS, WE'RE ALL GONNA GO LIKE...
38:14THE BORIS.
38:15LIKE, FINISH IT.
38:16FINISH IT, GUYS.
38:17THE BOSSING.
38:18YEAH.
38:19I'M WITH THAT.
38:20SO TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP.
38:23BAM.
38:24I LIKE THAT.
38:25WAIT.
38:26I WANT TO SEE BORIS DO THAT AT THE FRONT.
38:28WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
38:29YOU LEAD AT THE FRONT.
38:30LIKE, THE WHOA FOR THE WHOLE THING, BRO.
38:32NO.
38:33NO.
38:34YEAH.
38:35I THOUGHT THE BOYS COULD PICK IT UP PRETTY WELL.
38:36AND THEY DID.
38:37THEY SMASHED IT.
38:38BORIS SURPRISED ME.
38:39I DIDN'T EXPECT BORIS TO CATCH IT AS GOOD AS HE DID.
38:40AND HE EVEN ENDED UP ADDING HIS OWN...
38:42OOF, OOF, YOU LIKE TO CALL IT.
38:44FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
38:54I TOOK IT SERIOUSLY, BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOWS.
38:56MAYBE ONCE I COME OUT FROM HERE, I'M GONNA TRY TO BE A PROFESSIONAL DANCER.
39:01FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
39:07FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
39:17FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
39:22FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
39:26SOME ISLANDERS GO TO CASA FOR LOVE.
39:28SOME GO TO PROVE THEIR LOYALTY.
39:30BUT LUCY IS THERE STUDYING ENGLISH AS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE.
39:34RIGHT, GO ON, GIVE ME A LITTLE ENGLISH LESSON.
39:37DO YOU KNOW WHAT INTELLECTUAL MEANS?
39:38NO.
39:39DO YOU KNOW WHAT DISCOMBOBILATED MEANS?
39:41DISCOMBOBILATED.
39:42BECAUSE THAT WORD SOUNDS CONFUSING TO ME, I JUST SAY IT'S CONFUSING.
39:45YEAH, BASICALLY.
39:46BUT LUCY ISN'T THE ONLY ONE LEARNING NEW THINGS.
39:49THIS IS...
39:50SCHOOL OF CASA.
39:52THAT'S A CAUSE.
39:55CAUSEY, ISN'T IT?
39:57CAUSEY?
39:58NO, A COSY.
39:59OH, COSY.
40:00NO, A COSY.
40:01IT'S COSY THE ACCENT.
40:03WHAT ARE YOU TALKING?
40:04A COSY?
40:05COSY.
40:06OH, MY GOD, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
40:09OH.
40:10WHAT'S TEE IN THE EVENING?
40:12DINNER, LUNCH, YEAH?
40:13WHAT DO YOU SAY, LIKE SUPPER?
40:15NO.
40:16LIKE THE LAST SUPPER.
40:18NO, LIKE I SAY I'LL HAVE MY TEA AND THEN IF I GET, I'LL HAVE A LITTLE SNACK IN THE NIGHT.
40:22SUPPER, YEAH.
40:23WHAT SUPPER?
40:24SUPPER'S AFTER DINNER TEA.
40:25OH.
40:26OH.
40:27I LOVE THE WAY YOU SAY IT.
40:28SUPPER.
40:29SUPPER.
40:30AND HE SAID HIS, WHAT DOES HE SAY HIS TEN ANSWERS?
40:31PHYSICAL TOUCH, KISSES AND FORPLAY.
40:33OH.
40:34WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
40:35OH.
40:36OH.
40:37I THINK, I THINK I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW THAT.
40:38WHAT, WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
40:39WHAT IS IT?
40:41WHAT IS IT?
40:42I'VE NEVER HEARD IT LIKE THAT IN THAT, IN THAT BREAK.
40:44WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
40:45YEAH.
40:46WHAT'S THAT?
40:47JUST TELL ME NOW.
40:48WHAT IS IT, LIKE 30 TO?
40:49IT'S LIKE THE BUILD UP.
40:51OH.
40:52HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
40:54DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
40:55GOOD TRY, GOOD TRY.
40:58TEN FOR EFFER.
41:00DON'T BE DISHEARTENED IF THEY DON'T PICK IT UP STRAIGHT AWAY, LUCY.
41:05SAYING THAT, I SPENT THREE MONTHS TRYING TO TEACH MY DOG TO SKATEBOARD.
41:08TOTAL WASTE OF TIME.
41:10IT'S....
41:15MEACHER BONANZA!
41:20CASA EDITION.
41:21AFTER SOME.
41:23MEACHER BONANZA!
41:26YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.
41:27YEAH.
41:28I'LL GET IT RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.
41:29AND THIS WEEK, I ASKED TO SEE HER ISLANDER'S BEST DANCE MOVES.
41:33GUYS, I CAN'T DANCE.
41:35DOUBLE SHIMMY SHIMMY.
41:36POPPING UNLOCKING.
41:38one of these do a bit of this no yeah you want to get cash in here I'll show
41:47you some time smell it's pretty easy then what I just show you this is my
41:54signature it's called the dirt bounce and you just bounce I can't really twerk
42:01anymore I don't think that's my best one I can really move my hips well now
42:08okay no that's me that actually quite good that's a scary thing I think I was
42:14just born with I kid and came out of the womb doing it to be honest it's a little
42:21concentration I said you I do I don't really dance just with shoulders you
42:29know like nonchalant oh let me loosen up a little bit there it is she don't see
42:36you uh-huh now you're already close to her my second poor boys with this one
42:41dragon and you go on the right side yeah that's the angle in the shower shower you
42:58even do start in the alphabet you do a bit see that's a good one this one I got a
43:05headache concussion let's just give it to that yeah gee that's a good one if you go
43:11about that way go hate and then go back down so much easier to salsa with someone
43:16and then go and then go back that way and I have to say I'm a real human I'm not AI generated I wish I
43:42was though I do feel like an alien sometimes feel like Peter Crouch okay that was a bad K but you
43:54know I don't know I don't see ya come back next time for some more
44:03Peter Bonanza
44:06with Casa over we found ourselves round the fire pit and there was healing
44:16there's not enough dressing tables for all these heels walking in reeling
44:22fuck off what the fuck and then Emily and Giorgio were sent wheeling oh for fuck's sake
44:32but for the survivors the true horrors of what went on in Casa were still to be revealed
44:38where's our six penises
44:46come back tomorrow night for the fallout
44:57what's our six penises
45:10come back tomorrow night for the fallout
45:15we found ourselves in the place of the fire pit
45:20we found ourselves in the back
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