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00:00I'm so happy. I'm so happy. We're going to the auction in San Burrito. San Burrito. San Burrito.
00:15Y'all remember when Barry went to San Burrito?
00:18Anybody in the crowd want a breakfast burrito?
00:21Come on.
00:23All right.
00:25So I pulled a little something out of his bag.
00:27For Rebos.
00:31So that's what we're going to do. We're going to generate a distraction.
00:35Because we're going to get a good unit out here.
00:38I've got a game plan.
00:43When storage units are abandoned,
00:45the treasures within
00:49are put up for auction.
00:52I think I scored on this.
00:54I'm in the green.
00:55Look at this.
00:56Money, baby.
00:57Amo, anybody.
01:01Yeah!
01:03Auction time.
01:05San Bernardino, baby.
01:07We've had some really great auctions out here, Danny.
01:09Did I tell you you look great?
01:10Did I tell you you look great, too?
01:12I never saw a cougar with cheetah spots.
01:15Ooh.
01:16Technically, I can't be a cougar, honey.
01:19Why is that?
01:19I'm younger than you.
01:20Yeah, but what if you were a little bit younger than me?
01:23Wouldn't that make you a cougar?
01:24I mean, I could be a cute cougar to other people.
01:27But to you, it's like I'm a little snow kitten or something like that.
01:31Snow kitten?
01:32More like saber tooth.
01:34Meow.
01:34I plan to go fishing in a few days, and I don't want to dig into my bank account.
01:39I want to have the money made, so I'm going to be picky about what I buy today.
01:42I ain't buying anything or everything like normal.
01:44I'm going picky.
01:46Last time I was here, I found a bunch of old, awesome toys.
01:49They went quick.
01:50I mean, I sold them all in a week.
01:52If I can do that again, I have enough money for gas, enough money for presents, enough
01:56money for everything, even a couple extra dinners.
01:59Find another great room so I don't have to dig into my bank account.
02:02That's my goal for today.
02:04You know, I'm like the Babe Ruth of storage buying.
02:07Yeah, you keep on telling me this.
02:09Well, look, everybody else buys what they see.
02:12You cannot judge a book by its cover.
02:14It's not what we see, but it's what's hidden in the storage where the money is at.
02:17Like when a unit opens up, it's like the girl hitting at me at the bar.
02:21I'm going to judge it right away.
02:23That happens how often?
02:25Well, when I was single, that would happen five times a day.
02:28Oh my God, what book is this?
02:30It's called nonfiction.
02:33Wait, I think that means truth.
02:35It's fiction.
02:36It's fiction.
02:37It is fiction.
02:38It's not fiction.
02:42I see a man in red.
02:44It doesn't.
02:45What's happening?
02:46I got them gators.
02:47Oh, shut the f**k.
02:51Gators.
02:51Yeah, I got the gators.
02:52The Barry Specials.
02:54Those are beautiful.
02:55Those boots are made for walking.
02:56These boots are made for bitten.
02:58You can't walk it because your toes are f**king hurt.
03:00You know how to stretch a boot out, right?
03:02No.
03:03Take rubbing alcohol, board in both of them, and slide them on your feet, and that leather
03:07will stretch out and fit your foot.
03:09I bet Dan got a method for paying stretching, too.
03:12Is that Renee?
03:16Yeah.
03:18Look at that.
03:18Renee can't even park.
03:20Hey!
03:21Why you park like that?
03:22Hey, the lines are there for a reason.
03:24You flexing.
03:26Think that's a good parking job?
03:27Woke up on the wrong side of the line.
03:30What bet did you lose?
03:31Killed 30 turtles to make them boots.
03:33Just alligator, man.
03:34Oh, is it?
03:35Yeah.
03:35Your pants are supposed to be tight if you're going to put them into some boots.
03:38You're probably supposed to be wearing jeans, to be honest.
03:40Can't you tell?
03:41I never did it before.
03:42I don't love your feet that big, honey.
03:43Don't speak on fashion.
03:44This is top professional buyer outfit right here.
03:48That is a money-making outfit.
03:51Hey, I'm coming to give out some burrito.
03:53Oh, thank you.
03:55Here, here.
03:56Put this in your mouth here, bro.
03:58I'll have you, too.
03:58Here you go, cowboy.
03:59Really?
04:00Yeah.
04:00Is it full of, like, crap or something?
04:02No, I don't do that, because I'm going to eat one myself, cowboy.
04:05Steak, chicken, and pork.
04:06It's all about the bug.
04:07All right, I need you to take a bite of this one.
04:10For real?
04:10Let's see.
04:11Let's take a bite.
04:13Okay, now give me a different one.
04:15I just want to make sure you don't try to poison me.
04:16Do a lot of people try to poison you?
04:18Yeah.
04:18Yeah?
04:19I'm the king of the storage business.
04:21People will try to come for you.
04:22King of the storage business.
04:23Go sit in the car.
04:25Ice-cold breakfast burrito with a side of lumpy German sausage.
04:28Breakfast of champions.
04:30Welcome to the auction.
04:31We're Dan and Lord Opsen with American Auctioneers.
04:33And before you go through these gates, you need to know the rules.
04:35Going to go to the unit, remove the lock, open the door, give you five minutes.
04:38Take a look around.
04:39You can't go inside the unit.
04:40You can't open any boxes.
04:41And who's ever got the most money in their pocket can't own it today.
04:43Are you ready?
04:44Yeah.
04:45Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:47Let's go.
04:50Let's go this way.
04:51This way.
04:51Here we go.
04:52Oh, man, that's a lot of walking.
04:54You're tired already?
04:55The auction's just started.
04:57That's whatever.
04:57Can you put that burrito?
04:58It's raining down.
04:59Woo-hoo.
05:00Sam Burrito has disclaimed his first victim.
05:04We need to get you out more often.
05:06That's the burrito that's weighing you down.
05:08Yeah, exactly.
05:09That's what I'm saying.
05:14All right, baby.
05:16It is stacked and packed.
05:18Bye-bye, Ken.
05:20I love a mid-century modern.
05:21Yeah.
05:22This storage unit has Ivy written all over it.
05:24Dirty and heavy.
05:26That's f***ed up.
05:26Don't want to talk crap about me.
05:28You know I can hear it.
05:29I thought we was cool.
05:30Now I know where we stand.
05:32Now I know.
05:35Aren't those coffee tables like mid-century?
05:38No.
05:38Those are like...
05:39They look like they're like 1960s.
05:41No, they're about like 1997 and have money.
05:43Look at the tools down there.
05:44That looks like craftsmen.
05:45I mean, that looks like heavy, dirty work.
05:48That's totally right up Ivy's alley.
05:50So what?
05:51I'd like to make money.
05:52Yeah, but you don't have sons that can help load the trucks.
05:55I got a wife.
05:57A lot of power tools.
05:58And it looks like a single guy that had a lot of tools.
05:59It's a good unit.
06:00I like it, actually.
06:01We're coming anyway.
06:02That's why.
06:03Ay, ay, ay.
06:05Hey.
06:06Three o'clock behind the gym.
06:07Oh, no.
06:08I'm scared.
06:09Better be there.
06:11Ooh.
06:12This actually is my kind of room.
06:14Got some big shoes right there that might fit one of the kids.
06:16Air compressor.
06:17This bottom one could use another one.
06:18Ooh.
06:19Old gumball machine.
06:20Got a little bit of everything.
06:22Ugh.
06:23I'll dip into a little bit.
06:24I'm trying to be picky.
06:25This is not quite picky, picky, but this is just picky enough to get me to Mississippi,
06:29but not back.
06:31Now, there's tools, but not only good tools.
06:34There's a little weed eater.
06:36Aside from those nightstands, I don't really like anything in here.
06:38If it goes for cheap, it's not going to.
06:41It's going to go cheap.
06:42Yeah, it's probably not for me, Danny.
06:43All right, now.
06:48I see they got building equipment in here.
06:51They got stuff to drag stuff.
06:53Hmm.
06:53That's a big-ass lunchbox right here.
06:55I couldn't get all this in the Toyota, neither.
06:58You know what I mean?
06:58Can you need to rip off some of the doors on that Toyota?
07:02Stuff it everywhere.
07:04You said rip off the doors on the Toyota?
07:05Tie it onto the hood and everything.
07:06I'll probably lose them all on the 15 freeway.
07:09Well, just put the cheap stuff on the outside.
07:11That's a smart maneuver.
07:12I might keep that in a memory right here.
07:15I'll take two trips.
07:17This afternoon, it's going down.
07:22Talking crap about me, woman.
07:27That's where it's me?
07:31I'll see you shaking.
07:33I'm not shaking, Tripp.
07:34I'll see you shaking.
07:35I'm not shaking.
07:38I think I'm going to stop coming to these things.
07:41All righty.
07:41I see a hand in the air right there.
07:43You're putting your hand too high in the air.
07:46How's Superman doing?
07:47All right.
07:47Nice little unit here.
07:48Here we go.
07:49Number 20.
07:49When are you going to get a pay?
07:49Say, come on.
07:50Tell us.
07:50Tell us anywhere.
07:51I got 30, 30.
07:52But I'm a 40, 40.
07:53I got 40, 50, 50, 50, 60, 60, 60, 75.
07:56This hand ain't coming down for the auction zone.
07:58So y'all might as well give up.
08:00100 there.
08:00100 in the corner.
08:01One there.
08:02100 in the corner.
08:02100 and a half.
08:02See, it's lucky this unit's right up his alley.
08:05I don't know why he's spying.
08:063 and a half.
08:063 and a half.
08:07Damn, that one's quick.
08:083 and a half.
08:09400.
08:104 and a half.
08:114 and a half.
08:115, 500.
08:125 and a half.
08:125 and a half.
08:135 and a half.
08:136, 600.
08:146 there.
08:156, 500.
08:167, 700, sir.
08:167 to you.
08:177, 700 is all.
08:187 there.
08:197 and a half.
08:197, 800 to the 8, sir.
08:20What about the 8 where?
08:21800 there.
08:21900 here.
08:22950, sir.
08:23Take another look.
08:24A 900.
08:249 and a half.
08:25950 going once.
08:26950 there.
08:271,000 there.
08:281,000 dollar.
08:291,000 to the big people.
08:30Oh, no, that's getting borderline.
08:31It's probably still a good unit.
08:32See, I told you I was going to buy that unit.
08:341,000 bucks.
08:351,054 twice.
08:36Less than time to call it.
08:371,050 bucks a night.
08:38So, they don't do it.
08:38They're over the night.
08:40So, that's what I need to get it for 1,000.
08:414 o'clock, sir.
08:424 o'clock, sir.
08:44You know it.
08:454 o'clock.
08:46What time you made in casey?
08:47All right, Ivy.
08:48$1,000.
08:50Lock it up.
08:50Let's go.
08:51No more burritos for him.
08:53Coming in strong, baby.
08:55Float like a butterfly.
08:57Bed like a bee.
08:59Well, this is what 1,000 gets me.
09:01Let's find out if I'm happy or not.
09:04Well, this is not a bad box to start off with.
09:08Here's one.
09:10Two.
09:11Pedigree.
09:12That's what I used to feed my dogs.
09:13Three.
09:14I think this is stacked with die-cast cars.
09:17Another one.
09:19These don't sell as good as they used to do, but hey, 100.
09:24Ooh, very light.
09:25I don't like light boxes.
09:26They often don't mean good.
09:27This one looks pretty good.
09:30All brand new.
09:31This whole entire box, $250.
09:33Look at that.
09:34That's $350 in two boxes.
09:35Can't beat this with a stick.
09:37Uh-oh.
09:38I have a feeling it's more die-cast cars because it's really light.
09:42Yes, it is.
09:43Well, got another $250 right here.
09:46Boom.
09:47Well, this is more my angle.
09:49Let's see where we at.
09:50Okay.
09:51Wow.
09:51Good condition.
09:53Not bad.
09:54This whole entire box, $30.
10:00Is this giant weed whacker stuff?
10:02What is this?
10:04Maybe it works together with that.
10:06This looks like some kind of weird-looking little, like, airship, but I don't know how this all works.
10:10I wonder if you've got a controller somewhere and you just drive this underwater.
10:13It looks like a camera.
10:14Go down there and find where the catfish are.
10:16Guess what I'll be cooking tomorrow.
10:18Hmm.
10:19Definitely looks expensive.
10:19Anything that works in water and is made rugged is usually worth a bit of money.
10:23Well, you know my motto.
10:25If I don't know what it is, find somebody who does.
10:28Oh, sweet.
10:29This is half the reason I bought it.
10:34Oh, sweet, sweet.
10:36This is half the reason I bought it.
10:38You see this old-timey stuff like this?
10:40You know you stand a great chance of a treasure.
10:42Hopefully, I find the gumballs and the gum globe.
10:45$25.
10:46All right.
10:47The magic boxes that I've been looking forward to.
10:50Well, you see how they're all getting squished in?
10:52That means there's got a little bit of weight in them.
10:54Ugh!
10:56Ugh!
10:58Whew!
11:00Oh, it's glass.
11:02God dang it.
11:04$1, $2 at a time, $60.
11:06Don't be more glass.
11:08Ooh, purses.
11:09All right.
11:10Well, this list $100 in these two.
11:12Mm, crappy glassware, lamp tops.
11:16Right there, $20.
11:19Okay, what we got?
11:21Ooh, feels breakable.
11:23Oh, there we go.
11:24Well, I guess that means it is breakable.
11:26That's not super glue.
11:27That's like snot glue.
11:28It's all greeny color.
11:30I know where you go.
11:32Go to your home!
11:33Boom, now I needed some gumballs.
11:35This thing was worth $25.
11:36Now it's worth $50.
11:39Stay away from my unit, Renee.
11:41Go that away!
11:42Those are still so good, though.
11:43Those are like $25 for out of here.
11:45Ugh!
11:47Come out.
11:48This almost looks like Tiger Oak.
11:50Old style, though.
11:51Mid-century, modern type table plus two.
11:53One, two, three of these, I would put these at all three, $100.
12:02Now this, I've been wanting to get to just because it's kind of neat.
12:05I'm not a clock guy.
12:08I just like some weird stuff.
12:10It's a triple threat.
12:11It's a table.
12:11It's a clock.
12:12It's a lamp.
12:13And it's ugly.
12:14$40.
12:16I always like these boxes.
12:17They usually have something good in them, but these obviously don't because they're so light.
12:21No money.
12:24Empty already.
12:24Oh, damn.
12:29Well...
12:31Here comes the bride.
12:47I thought you'd do it again.
12:49I thought you'd do this last time.
12:51Da-da-da-da.
12:53Uh, that's the wedding heart.
12:57Da-da-da.
12:59Da-da-da.
13:01Da-da-da.
13:03Goodbye, old friend.
13:07All right, I'm tired of walking already.
13:10Ready to go home, sit in my chair, drink a beer.
13:12You guys are getting weak in your old age.
13:16Stop that locker!
13:19All right, folks, 10 by 15!
13:23Woo!
13:23Packed stacked and all that!
13:2510 by 15!
13:29Some bags in the front here.
13:31I don't know if this is authentic or not.
13:33I have to pull it out.
13:34There's a Louis Vuitton.
13:35Could mean there's some other decent stuff in here.
13:37There's a lot of items.
13:39It looks like a lot of kids' stuff, which I can't use.
13:41But maybe there's some furniture or something in the back.
13:44Might bet on it.
13:47Woo!
13:51Oh, that looks like Michael Kors.
13:52He's got $200 right there.
13:54Shoes still in the box.
13:55Can't beat that.
13:56A lot of stuff still in the original boxes.
13:58That makes it much, much, much easier to sell.
14:01A lot of money in this room.
14:02A lot of volume.
14:03I was trying to be picky, but it's a lot of volume for a picky guy.
14:07Very, very good unit.
14:08We got a bunch of pockets.
14:10We got a little safe right there.
14:12That's the speaker stand.
14:13Low-key fan, which I need right now because I'm leaking.
14:17Yeah, this one here is a little too big for my little Toyota.
14:20That bag says LV.
14:24Okay, well, this is a good reason to buy this unit.
14:26Oh, my God.
14:27I just got really excited.
14:28That's because you're standing next to me.
14:30No, that's not why.
14:31Pretty sure it is.
14:32It's called designer.
14:32I'm like, oh, my God.
14:33But that's not a real Louis Vuitton, is it?
14:35I've never seen a pattern like that with Louis Vuitton.
14:37It looks like a family.
14:38There's a lot of kit stuff in the unit.
14:39But the good thing about this unit, that's just a lot of quantity.
14:42So it has potential.
14:43There's a lot of stuff in here.
14:44Let's see what it goes for.
14:45Okay.
14:47All right.
14:47Here we go.
14:48And take a look.
14:48Look it over.
14:49Don't overlook anything about this.
14:50Here we go.
14:51Look at me.
14:51Five, five, one, two, five, hundred.
14:53Two, fifty.
14:53Three, where?
14:54I can do it.
14:54I have a number three.
14:55One, two, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, fifty.
14:57Three, fifty, four, and a half, one, four, fifty.
14:58Yes.
15:00Five and a half, six hundred, six hundred, one of a seven, seven.
15:02Seven, one of a eight hundred.
15:03Eight hundred there, one of a nine.
15:05Nine, nine, nine where?
15:06Nine hundred, one thousand dollars.
15:07A thousand, what's your 11th dollar?
15:08Eleven, 11, hundred.
15:09What's your phone number, 12, hundred?
15:11Twelve there.
15:11What's the 13th?
15:12What's the 14th?
15:13I got 14th here.
15:14What's the 15th?
15:15What's the 16th?
15:19What is it?
15:24I know, that's kind of hype for that stuff.
15:27How about that if you do what we did the day with 2,000
15:29What do you want that to you able to point you to do what you want that to you 24 24 24 24 24
15:38Now we're going to want to go to watch well. Let's get swapping much nice
15:40We have one twice last time to call it
15:4424 and 24 people go and 24 24 15 on one
15:49I'm going to be 24 15 on twice last time to call it 24 but it's 24 to have
15:5725 I get 24 to happen with 25 25 25 there 26 guys
16:10When they look at that like it's the last burrito in Mexico
16:1326 27 27 a half I get 27 27 a half 27 a half 27 a half going once 27 27 a half
16:21What if it's 2800?
16:23Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo
16:2528 a half 29 29 a half 29 29 a half
16:293,000 with a 31 3,000 with a 31 I get 3,000 with a 31
16:33I got 3,000 with a 3,000 with a 3,000 going once I got 3,000 with a 3,000
16:353,000?
16:363,000?
16:373,000?
16:38Yes
16:39So let's wear an A
16:41Let's go
16:41Woo!
16:413,000 bucks
16:423,000
16:42All right
16:43Come on man
16:44Don't mess with the king
16:45I don't know
16:463,000 dollars
16:48That's pretty expensive
16:49I wouldn't have paid that much
16:50Okay baby
16:50Almost everything I can see is boxes
16:52I paid like 10 bucks a buck
16:53What's the worst thing that can happen?
16:54If we get completely unlucky
16:56We lose a thousand bucks
16:57If we get lucky
16:58We make 10,000
16:593,000
17:03I knew I should have ordered the burritos without the spicy sauce
17:07This boy then lost his damn money
17:09We're going to open up this unit
17:12Take a good look
17:13And we're going to sell it outside
17:14All right everyone
17:15Here's a book
17:16Here we go
17:175x5
17:19Look at that
17:19It's clean
17:20Easy to load in
17:21You're going to love the way you look loading this unit
17:23Down the road you go
17:24I see a bunch of clothes
17:30Some cans of food
17:31Some blankets
17:32There's nothing here for me
17:34Got a little baby unit here
17:37Oh
17:38Reebok
17:39Suitcases
17:40Clots and pans
17:41Wow
17:42This is definitely not the room for me
17:44I'm way, way, way more piglier than this
17:46Those shoes I think might be expensive
17:49That's a designer ran
17:50Seven
17:51They make jeans
17:52I've never seen them make shoes
17:53It's also a movie about somebody's killing everyone in a horrific way
17:56That's not a good sign
17:58That's food right there
18:00We don't buy units with food in them
18:01That's the rule
18:02Why not?
18:03Yeah, yeah
18:03Because that's not a good sign when they store food
18:05Might be military food
18:06They got some skillets in here
18:08You know, scrambled eggs and sausages
18:10All that kind of good stuff
18:11Well, there's a lot of mystery in here
18:14Dano, watch for my bid
18:17I will
18:18Fairy
18:20Thank you
18:21Hey, here we go, everybody
18:25What's your pleasure?
18:26What are you going to pay?
18:26Say how much?
18:27I got 50 right there
18:29Here, here, here
18:31Here
18:31I'm going to have to be one number five behind you
18:32And after you
18:33And today
18:33We're going to have to be one number 25
18:34You can do where?
18:35Five, five, five
18:36Here you go, bro
18:38Thank you
18:40He's passing out burritos
18:42There, three and a quarter there
18:43Three and a half of the three fifty
18:44I got three and a quarter
18:45Three and a half of the three fifty
18:46Where?
18:46And three fifty
18:47Going to want chicken or said no
18:48Three and a quarter
18:49Three and a half of the three fifty
18:49Going twice
18:50And sign a call
18:51At $325 tonight
18:52Don't mess your way, Barry
18:54I mean, Kenny
18:55Yeah, you got it right the first time
18:56Burritos and canned goods
19:00Now, that's a Thanksgiving miracle
19:02For your boy, America
19:03I see the whole grand rich pancakes
19:06Kungaya
19:07All right, come on
19:14Let's go, let's go
19:15Woo-hoo
19:16All right
19:16Woo-hoo
19:17There's a lizard
19:18Vintage unit
19:19With one vintage lizard
19:21I like the suitcase
19:26Looks like there's a lot of cool furniture in here
19:28The old desk
19:30I like the canes
19:31Yeah, I'll definitely take a stab at this one
19:33For sure
19:34Well, a dollar for the dust
19:37You're a rich man
19:38Everything else
19:38You're gonna have to work to sell
19:39Ooh, weed whacker
19:40I practiced my weed whacking
19:41On that fake bush right there
19:42Uh, stay picky, Ivy
19:44Stay picky
19:45Stay away from it
19:46Stay away from it
19:47Man, there's some dusty
19:49New stuff in here, bro
19:50Thank you
19:51But there's only fake plants
19:52And I'm thinking
19:53A lizard is in here
19:54Yeah, that's kind of spooky, bro
19:55You got another weed eater in here, bro
19:58Yeah, that's not the kind of weed I like
20:00That's what Barry was
20:01Kitty might say that, too
20:03Low-key undercoat
20:04Right?
20:05Yeah
20:06I'm gonna think
20:06I'm gonna pass on this dusty thing here
20:08But you could do a haunted house in this
20:10Big time
20:11Yeah, you could
20:12Pick a treat
20:14It was deceiving
20:16But when you get closer up
20:17It looks good
20:18I mean, it's all furniture
20:19Those chairs are kind of cool
20:20Those are storytelling time chairs
20:22But it's heavy
20:22That's the only problem
20:23I don't know
20:23Like, I already got that big-ass unit
20:25It says E-J on the trunk
20:28That's actually not a trunk
20:29That's actually some sort of resuscitator
20:30It's just like an early medical device
20:32It's actually interesting
20:32Yeah
20:33I don't know if it's worth anything
20:35Well, it might save a life
20:37What's that worth?
20:38Nothing
20:38Too many people on this planet
20:40You're so mean
20:41I mean, I'm sorry
20:41You know, I'm a German
20:42A German that doesn't value human life?
20:45I'm not touching that one
20:46All right
20:48Here we go
20:48What happens, buddy?
20:48What are you going to pay?
20:49They're going to shoot
20:4910, 10, 20
20:51What about 20, 30?
20:52What about 30, 30?
20:53What about 30?
20:53Right here
20:53Yes, tell us now
20:55Baby, we're wearing a lot of units
20:57This one's a good one
20:58What about 20, 20, 20?
20:58I'm going to have
20:59One and a half, 175
21:00Right there, I'm going to do
21:01What about 20, 20?
21:02What about 20, 20?
21:02What about 20, 25?
21:03Where?
21:03225 and 2 AC
21:04And I want to move
21:05That's all furniture
21:05The truck is going to be full
21:06Great
21:07Three now
21:08Three and a quarter, 25
21:08Three and a quarter, 325
21:09Three and a quarter, 325
21:10Go on once
21:11325, go on twice
21:12That's the final call
21:13That's in April
21:13The 325 at night
21:15Sell that your way
21:16Three hundred dollars
21:17Branded
21:17Three hundred
21:18Lock it up, lock it up
21:20There you go
21:21Cannot believe I got this
21:22For three hundred bucks
21:23I am so excited
21:24Get all this good furniture
21:25It's exactly what I was looking for
21:27Crazy
21:28Folks, that's the end of the auction
21:33And don't forget to pay the lady
21:34See you in the office
21:35Well, I hope the burrito paid off
21:41Cause I spent three and a quarter bones on here
21:43Let's see what we got here, America
21:47Put the leftover baribos right here
21:51Let's start off with this here bag
21:53Why it always feel like a bag in a bag
21:56Nothing but shoes
21:57Somebody probably want them
21:59I said this bag hit $5
22:00Who we got?
22:05Some more ragged ass shoes
22:07These shoes look like they walk 500 miles
22:09I bet they walk 500 more
22:11$5
22:12What the hell is this?
22:16Let me see if I can catch something
22:17I seen them on a fishing show do this
22:21Just caught some messed up shoes
22:25But this bag pretty good
22:26Let's go $5 with this
22:28Why do people be saving these old ass scratches, bro?
22:32What they think they're gonna change in the middle of the night or something?
22:35Let's see what we got
22:38Space jacket
22:39They got the tag seal on
22:42Steve Madden, I heard of that name
22:43This is about $20, boy
22:45Let's see what we got here
22:47Canned goods, that's what caught my eye
22:49They got some Roman noodles
22:50Some black eyed peas
22:52They know a brother loves some black eyed peas, bro
22:54Are you inspired?
22:55Oh, let me see
22:56Sell by
22:58Oh, this s*** ain't bad till the 26th
23:01Guess who I'm gonna be eating
23:02You'll get some hammer hops
23:03And I'll be eating some black eyed peas
23:05With some beef wrapper on it
23:07Uh-oh, black bag
23:08Ah!
23:13Dingy-ass, dirty-ass clothes
23:14Man, ain't no something
23:15Ain't no money
23:16Uh-oh
23:18What is this?
23:23Uh-oh
23:24What is this?
23:25We got something
23:26We got a case
23:28It's kind of light
23:30But they probably took the Yukima lady out of him
23:32Oh, s***
23:33What is this?
23:34This is the lightest instrument I've ever seen
23:36It's probably worth some money
23:40In a musical instrument
23:43I gotta find somebody
23:46Know something about this here
23:50I don't know nothing about it
23:51I've never seen it
23:52But it makes some good sounds
23:53Look at this s***, bro
23:56They can scramble air
23:57And they ain't gonna take the s*** out
23:58This will smell like
23:59A f***ed up, smelly-ass unit, bro
24:02Damn, why am I cursing so much, man?
24:05I have more words
24:06F*** it
24:08I just know what them two grey bags is
24:14I bet you it's clothes
24:16Clothes
24:19I'm a b***h
24:21We got one more grey bag
24:23I bet y'all a million dollars
24:25I know what this s*** is
24:26No
24:28Why, man?
24:30So many damn clothes
24:32What in the hell is in these people's closets?
24:35All their clothes is in here
24:36America, y'all, to be ashamed of yourself
24:38You just throw s*** anywhere
24:40Oh, I hate clothes
24:43I hate clothes
24:45Dirty, dirty clothes
24:48Dirty, dirty clothes
24:51Hey, Hal
24:58Hey, Ivy
24:59Come on in
25:00Well, I was expecting a lake or ocean or something around here
25:03But there ain't nothing
25:04Well, there's Lake Hollywood right over here
25:06I brought my underwater gizmo to my buddy Hal
25:08At Hollywood Divers
25:09He'll know the value that lies beneath the surface
25:12I don't know what I brought you
25:13But I do know that this thing will go underwater
25:15I know it moves
25:16And that's all I know
25:17Yeah, well, this is an underwater drone
25:19This is the same as, you know, when you fly through the sky
25:22But you're using it underwater
25:23So you've got propellers that will allow it to go downward
25:27Go up, forward, back
25:29And it's got a camera on the front
25:314K
25:31So this will shoot high resolution
25:33And then these are lights
25:35Hey, ooh
25:37Pretty bright, right?
25:38Sure is
25:39I've seen this one before
25:40It's called the Aqua Robot Man Nemo
25:42This is its battery
25:44This should go for about three hours
25:46It has the umbilical
25:47And then you would control it from your cell phone
25:51So this thing can go to about 300 feet deep
25:54I know what I'm doing with this
25:55Where do Loch Ness Monster live?
25:57Yeah, out in Scotland
25:58That's where I'm going
25:59Yeah
26:00I'm going to find them
26:00So what do you use this for?
26:03Do you have a boat?
26:04Yeah
26:04Sometimes the kelp gets wrapped around the prop
26:07And you'd have to go under and see how badly is it wrapped
26:10Send this thing under the boat
26:12Okay
26:13Drive it around
26:14It's going to be taking video
26:16You'll be looking at it on your cell phone
26:17And then you hit auto return
26:19And it comes back to the surface
26:20And you reel it in
26:21So you've got to attach this
26:23If you don't want to lose it
26:24Another useful thing that this can do
26:27Is conservation
26:28You know, like they're doing fish counts
26:30Okay
26:31Put this in a river
26:32And you can follow the fish
26:33A diver's not always going to be able to maneuver
26:37In certain spots
26:38So this could go places that a diver can't get into
26:42Ah, that makes sense
26:43So pretty cool, right?
26:44It is cool
26:45So my little drone here got a cool name
26:48Aqua Mermaid Robot Nemo
26:51Slash Finding Mermaid Machine
26:54Okay
26:55What's this thing worth?
26:56This one's used
26:58So in this condition
26:59Awesome condition
27:03Well, yeah, I mean, it's a decent condition
27:05With a three-hour battery
27:06I would say it's going to be worth about $800
27:16Hey, that's a winner
27:18Yeah?
27:19Hey, get up
27:20I only paid $1,000 for the room
27:21Oh, good, good
27:22Almost all my money back
27:23That is good
27:24Well, let me pack it up and
27:25You want to take the battery out of it?
27:27I ain't worried about it
27:27Okay
27:28I might see me some water on the way home
27:29All right
27:30I think they got an aqueduct over there
27:31Get in there and do it
27:32I'm doing it
27:33See you later
27:33Have a great day
27:35Good to see you, man
27:35All right, we're ready?
27:39What you got?
27:40Dusty
27:40Is it?
27:41Yeah
27:42I brought Bozak to help me with his dirty locker
27:44Woo!
27:46What's going on?
27:46And find out if it's worth its weight and dust
27:48Oh, my God
27:51All right, let's do it
27:53All right, what you got?
27:54Those are wrapping paper
27:55Those are cool
27:55Yeah
27:56A little depression glass
27:57Nice
27:58Let's go start
27:59Frost
28:01From Frost
28:02All right
28:03I think there's a good couple hundred bucks here
28:05These are cool
28:06Oh, those are cool
28:08They're like $20 a pop
28:08Yeah
28:09$80
28:09Cool
28:11All right
28:13That was bad
28:14Mm-hmm
28:15I'll get it nice and clean for you
28:17Thanks, bud
28:18Chairs are worthless
28:20Four
28:20Thanks for that
28:23Four
28:24Five
28:26Oh, look at that
28:32Some blaze
28:33Always need grandma's doilies
28:34They do
28:35Oh, what the f**k is that?
28:37Oh, what the f**k is that?
28:38This just got awesomely weird
28:40Oh, what the f**k is that?
28:46This just got awesomely weird
28:47What is in here?
28:50There's a wig
28:51Some suspenders
28:52Oh, is that a jockstress?
28:55Look at this thing
28:56Want to feel them?
28:57Are they real?
28:58Yeah
28:58They feel real, huh?
29:02Come on
29:02Come on
29:05Wait, do you want to feel?
29:06Come on
29:07All right
29:10What do you think of this?
29:12I don't know
29:12Should we have it examined?
29:16By who?
29:16A doctor?
29:17I don't know
29:18I think that it's probably worth some money
29:19So maybe we want to get somebody to check that out
29:21I'm just waiting for the lower half of this guy
29:24Oh, God
29:25Do you think he's in there somewhere?
29:26I hope not
29:27Some horses?
29:29Ooh, those are cool
29:30All right
29:30They are briars
29:31Oh
29:31They look like they're older
29:32Stamped with the USA on them
29:33Uh-huh
29:34They could go from an average
29:35About a hundred a pop
29:36Yeah, so how many we got?
29:37One, two, three
29:38Four, five
29:39Six
29:40Seven
29:40Seven of them?
29:41This unit is great
29:42Yeah
29:43That's a great thing
29:43Oh, yes
29:44Okay
29:46Oh, it is a lane
29:47It is a lane
29:48I thought it was
29:48This is really nice inside
29:50This is
29:51This is really well intact
29:52Can I get four hundred bucks for this?
29:56Nothing in there
29:57But look at this thing
29:58Two hundred bucks, though
29:59All right
30:00Fifteen hundred bucks, dude
30:01That's where we're around at right now
30:02That's not good
30:03Yeah, I only spent three
30:04This is awesome
30:05That's awesome
30:05That's whatever boobies is worth over here
30:07All right, let me grab these
30:08Yeah, get the moobs
30:10Get the man boobs
30:11Go get them examined
30:12Tatiana, I'm glad you came along
30:19We've got a little unit
30:19I'm glad you're willing to help
30:20You needed some help, obviously
30:22My daughter, Tatiana
30:23Is joining us today
30:24So I can impart my vast knowledge
30:27And so I don't have to carry so much stuff
30:29It's a lot
30:31Ooh, okay
30:35We're gonna be here for a while
30:36All right, money back
30:37Oh my
30:38Did you throw the dirty stuff at me?
30:40Are you kidding me?
30:40That's what it usually does to me
30:42All right, this is all closed
30:46Ten bucks
30:47Hey, you know what?
30:48What goes best with blue?
30:49Beep beep
30:49I like that
30:50All these cars right here
30:52That's a hundred dollar box
30:53Wow, look at this
30:55All brand new
30:56All outdoor pools
30:57This whole box is another hundred bucks
30:59All right, here we go
31:00Ooh, it's all brand new stuff
31:03They had some sort of business
31:05How much are these?
31:05Like ten bucks a piece, right?
31:06Yeah, makeup's expensive
31:07Five hundred dollar box
31:08This is good
31:11Oh, look at this
31:12They're all brand new
31:13But name brand Mega Blocks
31:14Twenty bucks a piece
31:15Eighty dollar box
31:17All right, so these Jumonji things right here
31:20Twenty-five bucks a piece
31:21A hundred dollar box
31:22How nice
31:24A hundred bucks in sunglasses
31:26That actually looks like it's real
31:27You think it's real?
31:28You look so badass
31:30Do I?
31:31Yeah
31:31You look like you could be like a Terminator
31:33Come with me if you want to buy
31:35I don't even know how to respond to that
31:37Okay, let's go to the important box
31:39I am looking at the important box
31:41This is what
31:42It is real
31:44He said it was a plastic bag
31:46It's not
31:47Oh, wait, there's some inside
31:48Oh, oh
31:49Oh, oh
31:51Thousand bucks for the movies
31:53Do you hear that?
31:58That's not
31:58Touching
31:59Hold on
31:59Well, here
32:00I can't open it though
32:02Help me
32:02The most satisfying thing as a parent
32:04Is to pass down important life skills to your children
32:07Just have a professional buy it as it
32:09Okay
32:10Woo!
32:12Oh my gosh
32:13Okay
32:13Come on, cash
32:15Ta-da!
32:17Ooh
32:17Wait, but there's envelopes
32:18There's envelopes?
32:19There's envelopes
32:20Oh, she was right
32:22There's tons of money
32:24I like it
32:26That's actually a lot
32:26That's a good 50 bucks
32:27Let's just get to this jewelry box
32:29The moment we've been waiting for
32:31Let's see the jewelry
32:32Show me the jewelry
32:33Look at this
32:34Wow, I thought I had a lot of jewelry
32:36Look at this one
32:38Oh, wow
32:39It's very colorful
32:40All costume jewelry
32:41I mean, it's all sellable
32:42Between all the jewelry here
32:43It's like easy 400 bucks
32:44It's nothing crazy
32:46It's just quantity
32:46This corner right here
32:48There's at least another 50 boxes
32:49Closing house decor
32:50Average 20 bucks a box
32:52That's another thousand, right?
32:53You know what?
32:54I didn't turn water into wine
32:55But we're turning junk into profit
32:57Let's get this loaded
32:59I'm taking my new ukulele
33:05To Joe Ellen Lapidus
33:06To see what kind of magic music
33:08This here thing makes
33:09Is Joe here?
33:12Yeah, come on
33:13How you doing, Joe?
33:14Hey, Kenny
33:14Nice to meet you
33:15Yeah, I contacted you early
33:16Yeah, yeah
33:17You know it was me, huh?
33:17I know it was you
33:18Hey, that's nothing
33:19I've seen you on the TV
33:20Oh, s***
33:21Man, sometimes I forget
33:23How famous I am
33:24I should probably stop eating food
33:26Out of them lockers
33:26Wow, look at you
33:28You make these
33:29Yeah
33:30Man, you got eucalylis
33:32What do you call them?
33:33Dulcimers
33:34Uh-huh
33:34Dulcimers
33:36So you create all this
33:37Yeah
33:37You gifted, lady
33:39Thank you
33:39But I called you about my ukulele
33:41I'm taking my
33:42There you go
33:44Oh, look at that
33:45That's lovely
33:46I know who made this dulcimer
33:48You know him?
33:48Yeah
33:48Warren May is from
33:50Wood-burning thing
33:51These are like little flowers
33:52Flowers, yeah
33:52And the wood on this instrument
33:54Is just amazing
33:55This is Ohio, West Virginia
33:57And the people who made these
33:59Were very poor
34:00Mm-hmm
34:01They would use wood fret
34:02On this string
34:03The other two were just meant to drone
34:05That's a very European thing
34:06Yeah
34:07But nothing like this existed
34:08In Europe
34:09It's totally an American folk instrument
34:11That thing probably worth some money
34:13I'll tell you exactly what it's worth
34:14After I tune it up and play it
34:15Awesome
34:16Okay, now let me show you something
34:22Coming to the stage
34:24Joe
34:24You make me laugh
34:28Okay
34:29Okay
34:29So that's the traditional way
34:46We're playing
34:46Man, you bad ass, girl
34:48We gotta put you on concert
34:49Put you on tour
34:50Now, it's your turn
34:51Oh, my God
34:52To the left
34:53But not on top of it
34:54Oh, that's all pretty
34:55Yeah
34:55See, it's harmonious
34:57Dulce
34:58Sweet
34:59And slide
35:02Slide, don't hop
35:03Oh, slide my fingers?
35:04Slide
35:04Boy, you about to get cultured
35:07Yeah, there you go
35:11Yeah, there you go
35:12Oh, play the scale
35:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
35:17Kenny's gonna be put out
35:19Number one hit
35:19Watch me on Spotify
35:20It's gonna be called
35:22Sweating in the Garage
35:23Okay
35:24Sweating
35:25Sweating
35:26I'm sweating
35:27I'm sweating
35:28I'm sweating
35:29In the Garage
35:30In the Garage
35:32I'm sweating
35:35I'm sweating
35:36I'm sweating
35:37In the Garage
35:39Resolve it
35:41Hey, that's some
35:44Yo, I love the music
35:46And I love the story behind it
35:48But you know what makes me happy
35:49Break it down, girl
35:51Okay
35:51This dulcimer
35:54Mm-hmm
35:55Is in perfect condition
35:57And it sounds good
35:58M-O-N-A-Y
36:01I think you could easily sell it for $700
36:08Wow
36:09Did you think it was worth more than that or less?
36:11I'm gonna be honest with you
36:12When I got looked at
36:13I said
36:13This can't be real
36:14Because it was so light
36:15But not listening to your stories
36:17I'm gonna come and join your band
36:18Yeah
36:19Yeah, I think so
36:22Beautiful
36:23Keep being you, okay?
36:24Okay
36:25Don't stop smiling
36:26And keep being you
36:27Oh, man
36:27I ain't got no choice right now
36:29Five thousand fathoms, Captain
36:41Aye, aye, sir
36:43Getting deeper
36:45Yeah, fishy, fishy
36:46It's goopy down here
36:47I can't see
36:48Shoot
36:49You know I wasn't going straight home
36:51I had to stop and play with my new toy
36:53Straight ahead, sir
36:54Ten thousand fathoms
36:56And rising
36:57Watch out for that giant squid
37:00You ready to party?
37:04Yeah
37:05Let's do it
37:06Let's do it
37:07Hi, I'm Johnny
37:08Randy
37:08Nice to meet you
37:10What's that?
37:10What do you got here?
37:11Ah, we have some fun, fun things
37:13Oh, fun
37:14I'm excited
37:15Just wait to get to the jockstrap
37:17Oh
37:17Is there things in the jockstrap?
37:19I mean, it might be valuable
37:21I mean, I mean
37:24I hauled my top torso over to Precinct
37:27To meet with a drag king who knows it all
37:29Johnny Gentleman
37:30I think this is Bozak's first time with a drag king
37:32I hope Johnny's gentle
37:33So, just like drag queens
37:35We are impersonating male characters
37:38So, it could be a very masculine character
37:41It could be a very vintage character
37:43Or it can just be whatever kind of man we want to be
37:46Like, for me, my name is Johnny Gentleman
37:48So, I base my character off of, like, 1920s, you know, Gatsby-esque men
37:53So, I like to wear a lot of suits, a lot of suspenders
37:56Kind of give that vintage look
37:58So, it's a form of rebellion to give ourselves a little bit of masculinity and power
38:03I think Johnny's wearing a suit better than Bozak ever has
38:06Amazing
38:08Well, you have some really great stuff here
38:10Love the boa
38:11It's very soft, which is very nice
38:14I mean, I think it would have looked more gorgeous on you, though
38:16Ooh, yes, Diva
38:19Ah, looking fabulous
38:21All right, let's see what we have here
38:23All right
38:24This looks like a wig, for sure
38:27Wow, it's very soft
38:28It's very human hair
38:29Do you want to touch that?
38:30Mm-hmm
38:30That's very nice
38:32It is very nice
38:33Do you want to try this?
38:33I think it looks like a Brigitte Bardot type
38:35Right?
38:36Right?
38:37Oh
38:37Oh my goodness
38:39Yes, honey
38:41Isn't she pretty?
38:42Oh, that's pretty
38:44Okay
38:45I mean, the jock strap and sock
38:47It's a package deal
38:48I see what you did there
38:50It's a package deal
38:52All right, let's see this mustache
38:54This one is aggressively large
38:58Yes
38:59Yeah
38:59And that's synthetic
39:01Do I look like one of my mom's boyfriends?
39:05She did like a mustache
39:06I mean
39:07Easy, Colonel
39:08Like mother, like daughter
39:10Oh, wait, there's more
39:11There's, wait, there's more, yay
39:13Let's see what it is
39:14Oh
39:15So these bustle suits actually
39:20Not only drag kings use them
39:22But cosplayers
39:23And this is very heavy
39:25This is probably
39:25It's extremely heavy
39:2640 pounds
39:27So the person that was wearing this
39:29Was probably in pain a lot
39:31As weird as it sounds
39:32This is actually a really good treasure
39:34That you have here
39:34It's custom
39:35Like silicone
39:36Only a limited amount
39:37Of companies do this
39:39Okay
39:39And because it's medical silicone
39:41It is breathable
39:43Uh-huh
39:43And the bigger the packs
39:45And the bigger the suit
39:45The more expensive it is
39:47All right, Johnny
39:48How much money we got here?
39:50Is this a, is this a drag
39:51Or a wiener?
39:54Well
39:55You know
39:58With the accessories
40:00And the suit
40:02I would say
40:05You gotta get $700 here
40:11What?
40:12Yeah
40:12Definitely
40:13You hit the bank on this
40:15Tip money, right?
40:16Tip money
40:16Just the tip
40:19Brandy Passante
40:25Flexed her way to the top
40:27Finishing with
40:281,800 big ones
40:29Ivy Calvin's
40:31Subaquatic camera
40:33Made a splash
40:34Surfing up
40:35Over $700
40:37Rene Nezota's family affair
40:40Delivered a smashing
40:42$400
40:43While the sweet sounds
40:45Of the dulcimer
40:46M-O-N-A-Y
40:49Rescued Kenny
40:50From the burrito abyss
40:53I want you
41:04Oh really?
41:06To dance and sing
41:07I want you
41:08Sing it girl
41:09To dance and sing
41:11I want you
41:13Come on now
41:14Dance and sing
41:15Woo!
41:16Everybody dance and sing
41:18Yeah, just like that
41:29Fun
41:35Come on now
41:35I want you
41:37I want you
41:38I want you
41:38To dance and sing
41:39Okay
41:40I want you
41:40To dance and sing
41:41I want you
41:42To dance and sing
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