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00:00Welcome to the show in Hindustan's most famous show.
00:28whose name is Comedy Night Batchao!
00:35Krishna, why are you going to be here today?
00:38Oh, Bharti!
00:40Oh, oh, oh!
00:44God, man!
00:47Oh, who?
00:48Batchao!
00:50Batchao!
00:52A gandhi actress!
00:54Batchao! Batchao! Batchao!
00:58Batchao!
01:00Areeb!
01:00It seems that people have come into the studio!
01:02No, they have come!
01:04They have started their work!
01:07Areeb! Before that, the work will be done!
01:09Let's get rid of all the girls from here!
01:11Please welcome Gulshan Grower, Shakti Kapoor and Ranjit Ji!
01:18Batchao!
01:22Batchao!
01:28Batchao!
01:33Batchao!
01:34Batchao!
01:36Batchao!
01:37Look, how excited the show is coming, that Ranjit Ji has a night suit!
01:40He will always be ready to do a whole thing with villains.
01:48Shakti Ji, Gulshan Ji, Ranjit Ji, which one?
01:51Oh, my god.
01:52How are you?
01:54How are you guys?
01:55I am saying that buy one, take one free.
02:02Shakti Ji says that you are a doctor's coat.
02:09can be taken for a doctor to get his act to go.
02:13No, no.
02:14You can also get a operation again.
02:19Shakti Ji is making a coat on.
02:20Gulsan Ji, it seems good that the whole girl took their hair.
02:28Dhanjee Ji then gaping it and again we'll take three to four again.
02:33It's all good.
02:35Sorry, I can't feel good enough.
02:37I mean, you should have an item bomb in one hand.
02:40Call it.
02:41Save it.
02:42Save it.
02:43And what?
02:45Surveen has also started his work here.
02:47The girls are running away.
02:49I mean, I'll call her.
02:51Before her, the girls are going to die.
02:52The girls are going to die.
02:53Surveen, for the girls.
02:56They're coming to the film today.
02:59I mean, Surveen had such a difficult time
03:01that you had to take a puppy to Rajneesh Duggal.
03:05Krishna.
03:06How much money was needed?
03:09No, and so much money was needed
03:11that the puppy wasn't going to die.
03:13It wasn't going to die.
03:14Krishna, you weren't.
03:21Today, the girls said to me,
03:25save it.
03:26Save it.
03:28And today,
03:30we will see how these girls are talking to us.
03:34but we will say,
03:36save it!
03:37Save it!
03:38Save it!
03:39Save it!
03:39Save it!
03:40I want to tell something.
03:41I was here today.
03:42I was here today.
03:43I got to know that the girl was arrested.
03:45My mother was killing me.
03:48Why?
03:48Why?
03:49Talk to me today.
03:51You will not give up.
03:52That's why I will give up.
03:55Sir,
03:56The eyes of Ranjit are yellowed,
03:59I think this will be.
04:00Krishna,
04:01please get me.
04:03Mom!
04:05Let's start comedy nights.
04:08Vashar!
04:10First of all,
04:12our Singhasan
04:14is the one that is left.
04:18I will ask the audience, first of all, who would you like to see this singh asana?
04:29Shakti Kapoor Ji!
04:32All of you are saying Shakti Kapoor Ji.
04:34Shakti Ji starts with Shakti Ji.
04:36Shakti Ji, we will not send you alone.
04:39We will send you with Hot Seats, our Surveen Chawala.
04:45Shakti Ji and Shurveen, we will get more than Shakti Ji.
04:52Shakti Ji, Harati is a big villain.
05:11But in the story, the twist is that the two brothers are young,
05:15He loves to love with Suruveen
05:18Oh my god
05:19So come and see what happens here
05:21This is a powerful talent
05:22Bharti, Karan and Pritam for this
05:27Hello
05:28Namaste audience
05:30Namaste
05:31Namaste Suruveen
05:32Namaste
05:33Namaste Shakti Ji
05:36Namaste Ranjit Ji
05:37Namaste Gulshan Ji
05:38Sorry what I will do
05:40They are such a namaste
05:42How is it, Shakti Ji?
05:46Yes, Shakti Ji
05:47Shakti is, right?
05:50But Shakti Ji has one thing
05:52I know
05:53This is America
05:54He looked at the Statue of Liberty
05:56Oh, Lolita
05:57The Statue of Liberty was scared
05:59He got a light
06:00Can I tell you?
06:01I will show you
06:02Can I tell you?
06:03Please
06:05Because he is very naughty
06:07He takes liberty with Statue of Liberty
06:09But sir
06:12I am a very big fan
06:14And I want to make my brother
06:15You become a villain
06:16Will you give me tips, sir?
06:19Come on, Nullo
06:20Come on!
06:26Come on!
06:28Oh no!
06:29Come on!
06:30Come on!
06:31Come on!
06:32Come on!
06:33Come on!
06:34Come on!
06:35Come on!
06:36Come on!
06:37Come on!
06:38I will tell you
06:39I will tell you
06:40I will tell you
06:41They are
06:44What are you telling me?
06:45Why are you telling me?
06:46I will tell you
06:47Why are you telling me?
06:48Why are you telling me?
06:49No!
06:50What are you telling me?
06:51One minute!
06:52Turvin Chawla
06:54I am the only girl
06:55who is late story
06:56No!
06:57Late story
06:58I have watched the whole film
06:59And he has seen it
07:00The same scene
07:01She has seen it
07:02That was the late story
07:03Thank God film time pe khatam ho gi varnah paid story ho jati
07:12Film star pehle TV hih kerti thi, ah na Surveen?
07:20Bilkul
07:21Surveen aaj bhi TV kerti hoti, or daily soap ki bahu hoti, to kaisi serial bantai iske oopar?
07:26Kaisi?
07:27Hu hu hu
07:28Ye bistar kya kehlata hai?
07:29Hu hu hu
07:30Suhaagraak Simar ka
07:32Hum Chum Chum, boat
07:35Onha
08:01I've seen this story, she said, yes, madam, I've seen it.
08:03But then what would you change from here?
08:09Surveen, you have my clothes.
08:12Yes, your father's clothes.
08:14He'll get rid of his clothes.
08:16This is very hard.
08:18Before that, Surveen didn't cry.
08:20His makeup was bad.
08:21He came out like this.
08:25We are serving Shakti Ji.
08:29Come.
08:30Thakki chiki.
08:32Thakki chiki.
08:35Sir, this guy is, sir.
08:37Sir, this is my brother.
08:38He looks cute, but this guy is, sir.
08:39Look at him.
08:43I couldn't tell you.
08:44Sorry, I'm wrong.
08:46Actually, I forgot to tell Shakti Ji,
08:47that this is Surveen's clothes.
08:49The door opened.
08:50Come, Surveen.
08:51I'm Shakti.
08:52And this is my dog.
08:53Sawan.
08:54You have to give love.
08:55Sawan has come.
08:57But Shakti Ji, your name is Shakti.
09:02Do you know what's your wife's name?
09:04What's your wife's name?
09:06Sehan Shakti.
09:07Don't say much.
09:11I don't like it.
09:12I don't like it.
09:13Sharda is my friend.
09:14I don't like it.
09:15Sharda is your friend.
09:16It's our friend.
09:17When you're little,
09:18you'll be little.
09:19You'll be very careful.
09:20You'll be very careful.
09:21You'll be very careful.
09:22Until now,
09:23no teacher will tell me
09:24that I'll call my father.
09:29Why?
09:30Why?
09:31Why?
09:32One time,
09:33the teacher told me
09:34that I'll call my father.
09:35Shakti Ji is at school.
09:36What?
09:37Eight teachers,
09:3828 kids.
09:39Oh!
09:42But one thing, sir.
09:43Today,
09:44you've filmed Kamal's film,
09:45Sharda.
09:46a fan of his wife.
09:47I'm so sorry.
09:48That girl died.
09:49I don't know why, sir.
09:50Because she knew it was gone.
09:51She said,
09:52I'm your mother,
09:53who is the Shakti Kapoor.
09:54She's the son of Sharda.
09:58Why are you telling us all?
09:59We are not going to be a villain.
10:01Why?
10:02Are we not going to be a villain?
10:03Are we evil?
10:04Why?
10:05They're not evil.
10:06They're evil.
10:07They're evil.
10:08They're evil.
10:09They're evil.
10:10They're evil.
10:11So, their son of his,
10:12I am
10:15It's been a big deal with you, you know, you're going to go to the store
10:17I'm going to go to the store
10:18I'm going to go to the store
10:20I'm going to go to the store
10:23I'm going to go to the store
10:28Didi, it's very much
10:30I'm looking at it
10:32It's very much
10:33But
10:34You need to give a hand
10:36Listen to me
10:37And for Shakti Ji
10:39Sir
10:42What the truth is, sir?
10:44No, no, I don't say anything.
10:46I've been saying three things now.
10:50Shakti Kapoorji, never sleep alone.
10:52He was sleeping in a bed and he said,
10:54but tomorrow he'll be a girl.
10:57The second?
10:58The second?
10:59The second?
11:00The second?
11:01The second?
11:02The second?
11:03The second?
11:04The second?
11:05The second?
11:07The second?
11:10The second?
11:11The second?
11:12The second?
11:13The second?
11:14Shakti Kapoorji, a girl's hair in the garden,
11:16in the middle of the garden.
11:17I said, sir, what did he say?
11:18I said, come.
11:19I'll give her a water a day.
11:20Let's see, one day I'll be a girl.
11:26But sir, Shurveen, Shakti Ji,
11:28I'm telling you,
11:30I don't want to be scared of anyone's father.
11:33What the fuck?
11:34Didi, what the fuck?
11:38What?
11:39Pooja!
11:40Come, come!
11:41Where are you going?
11:42Pooja!
11:51Wow, Bharti, wow.
11:52Oh, sir.
11:53It's amazing.
11:54You're the same as seeing the same thing.
11:56And eating and seeing the same thing.
12:00Thank you so much.
12:01You say the same thing.
12:05What are you saying?
12:06What are you saying?
12:07I don't have to say anything.
12:09I'll tell you sweet.
12:10Oh, sweet.
12:11This is our show's Jacqueline Fernandez.
12:13Can you see?
12:16This Jacqueline is completely unclean.
12:18Not all?
12:19I'll tell you.
12:20Yes, sir.
12:21It's been a big benefit for young people, sir.
12:23And you're a bitch to go to your house,
12:25and you can get out of her with milk.
12:26Everyone.
12:27It's a real thing, it's a real thing, it's a real thing, it's a real thing, it's a real thing,
12:36you're famous, you're on the radio and on the TV,
12:39I mean, out of vanity 10-15 people, we always ask people, who are you, who are you, who are you?
12:50And this, what's the matter?
12:52Aam, you've seen such a big hapus aam?
12:56If it's a juice, you can eat a whole unit, I'm telling you.
13:02Haapus aam and a seed are ready for hapus aam.
13:06Shakti sir?
13:09Me too, haam.
13:13No, no, I like hapus aam.
13:18What's the matter sir?
13:19Look at this.
13:20You've got a leechi and aam.
13:25Aam and a leechi combination is very good.
13:28If you eat a leechi in a day, don't eat a leechi.
13:34Before, Shakti ji, open the fruit market.
13:36We're going to grow up.
13:39Thank you very much.
13:42Thank you sir.
13:43Thank you sir.
13:44Now I've seen, when we were talking to you,
13:47so Gulshan ji was very fun.
13:49Bad man.
13:51I've seen a lot of juice, sir.
13:55Come on now.
13:56Just gula, gulaab jam, no.
13:58Oh my god.
13:59Chakti ji and Surveen ji, please come here.
14:05Bad man.
14:06Yeah, here's an angel.
14:08For don't steal.
14:09Glad?
14:10Yes, good men.
14:11Oh God.
14:12He's playing.
14:14I can play.
14:15Basically, trip.
14:19I need a mummy.
14:21Jaz, Haana.
14:22Give me Christ.
14:23Here, Heil, ba.
14:24Wimbled.
14:29Again, I never couldn't fly nova.
14:31Anita
14:41Hi, Surveen
14:43Hi, Shakti. Hi, Ranjit
14:45You will be thinking that I have called your name
14:47GQ, right?
14:49But what do you have to give to people?
14:51You have to give to yourself
14:55So, I will tell you that I am the greatest girl of this world
14:59Because I have come here
15:01Gulsjan Grover's autobiography
15:03That is also in front of them
15:05In these clothes
15:13Bad man
15:25Bad man
15:27I have come here
15:29I have come here
15:31I have come here
15:33I have come here
15:35I have come here
15:37Hello, Sir
15:39Hello, Hello, Hello
15:41Sir, I have come here to write your autobiography
15:43You have to write your autobiography?
15:45Yes
15:46I have always heard about the sonography
15:49I have come here
15:51No, Sir
15:53Sonography is not a autobiography
15:55So, let's start from the beginning
15:57Okay?
15:58So, what do you want to ask?
15:59Ganna Chuske?
16:01Sir, Ganna Chuske
16:03Ganna Chuske
16:04Why do you feel so ganna?
16:05Because I have seen Ganna Chuske
16:07So, I have never seen him
16:09I have never seen him
16:11Okay, so after the birth of the journey
16:13I have told you
16:15How did you become the Gulsjan Grover?
16:17How did you become the Gulsjan Grover?
16:18Ah
16:19I have never seen his mother
16:21No, no, no, no
16:23Any girl
16:24Tease a cat
16:25How can he always become the Gulsjan Grover
16:27In terms of their girl
16:27And their sister
16:28You have to make Gulsjan Grover
16:29And the girls
16:31They come here
16:31I've never seen you
16:32Oh
17:02Oh
17:04Oh
17:06Oh
17:08Oh
17:10Oh
17:12Oh
17:14Oh
17:20Oh
17:22Oh
17:24Oh
17:26Oh
17:28Oh
17:30Oh
17:32Oh
17:34Oh
17:36Oh
17:38Oh
17:40Oh
17:42Oh
17:44Oh
17:46Oh
17:48Oh
17:50Now, tell me
17:52about your competitors in Bollywood
17:54like Shakti, Ranjit
17:56No
17:58No
18:00No
18:02No
18:04No
18:06No
18:08No
18:10No
18:12No
18:14Sir
18:16What are you doing in free time?
18:18I'm sitting in free time
18:19sitting in my bed
18:20and I feel like
18:23Because I'm not calling for an event
18:25I'm calling for an event
18:26and I'll do it
18:29Sir, now there's a little rapid fire
18:31Sir, your favorite vegetable?
18:33Lady finger
18:37Sir, your favorite color?
18:40Skin color
18:42Sir
18:43Sir
18:44Your favorite genre?
18:45Your favorite genre?
18:46Your favorite genre
18:48Sir
18:49Sir
18:52Sir
18:53Sir, my interview is done
18:54Sir
18:55Sir, I'm going to go
18:56Hey, now let's go in the bedroom
18:57Let's go
18:58No, sir
18:59I'm in the bedroom
19:00I'm in the bedroom
19:01No, I'm tired
19:02I'm tired
19:03I'll just sit down
19:04because I'm a bad man
19:05I'm giving an interview
19:07No, sir
19:09I'm not in the bedroom
19:10Sorry
19:11I'm not in the bedroom
19:12I'm not in the bedroom
19:13I'm not in the bedroom
19:14I'm not in the bedroom
19:15I'm not in the bedroom
19:16Hello
19:17Mogambo
19:18Shakaal
19:19Teja
19:20Raka
19:21Please go to the car
19:22Because my life ended
19:23Gunsan Ji
19:24can always harm me
19:25Never
19:26The
19:27The
19:28The
19:30The
19:31The
19:32The
19:33The
19:34The
19:35The
19:36The
19:36The
19:37The
19:38The
19:39The
19:42The
19:43The
19:44The
19:45The
19:46The
19:47Don't go! Don't go!
20:17Don't go!
20:19One minute! One minute!
20:24How did their makeup look like?
20:26One minute!
20:28One minute!
20:32That's it!
20:34That's it!
20:36That's it!
20:37You know, Gushan Ji,
20:39why did we do Gushan with Mubeen?
20:42Because we wanted to be the most dumbest woman of Hindustan.
20:49But,
20:51I saw someone in the mind.
20:55It's for them.
20:57And you, Anita Ji,
21:02before she comes,
21:04Anita is somewhere else,
21:05and Hasan Nandani is somewhere else.
21:07You go and sit there.
21:09It's for Mubeen and Anita!
21:12It's for Mubeen and Anita.
21:15I want to sing again.
21:17Shakti do Bhagawan, Shakti!
21:21Come here, sir.
21:23And you come here.
21:37Sir, come here, sir.
21:38What's your impact?
21:40What's your impact?
21:42Come here, sir.
21:48Hi, ticsha do this
21:53Ah
21:56Allo
21:58Arjo
22:00Arjo
22:02Funko
22:05Larki kan
22:12Gushan ji
22:14Wee beed kar aap ek bare mee re saatt chilla dejije
22:16Bachja
22:18Baccha! Baccha!
22:20Baccha!
22:21Baccha nahin, yaar!
22:22Hey, baccha!
22:25Shakti ji,
22:26You know who you are?
22:28Your house, Ram Ram Sahib,
22:31KAMWALI BAI
22:33And when KAMWALI BAI
22:35The house is open,
22:37So please welcome
22:39Krishna Sudesh and Adha Khan
22:48Baccha!
22:50KALA!
22:52KALA!
22:53I was back,
22:54I took a look at me
22:55I took a look at me
22:56They are the big
22:59Why are you this dog?
23:03Why?
23:05Why?
23:06Look at me,
23:07Let me see
23:08Look at me
23:09Look at me
23:11Look at me
23:13What is my job?
23:16Why?
23:18Look at me
23:20Look at me
23:21It's really good
23:23What happened
23:24Three� three willered
23:25by the way
23:26before the party
23:27What happened?
23:29Five with tenす pat school
23:30Who asked for ten,
23:31Five with ten usted
23:31And when you got ten
23:33Then we said
23:34Surveen Chawla
23:35Then we decided
23:36Now we gave people five
23:37We said
23:38Five with ten
23:40We said
23:41Give yourself five
23:42And after all
23:44I don't have my introduction to D.I.I.
23:47I am Sakti Ji's job and my name is Dhaki Ji.
23:56Sakti Ji always says,
23:58Oh, Dhakka Ji's job, oh, Dhakka Ji's job.
24:02But in my house, there are many people who say what?
24:06Dhakka Ji's job, Dhakka Ji's job.
24:11Dhakka Ji's job.
24:19My son is very proud of me.
24:31Dhakka Ji's job.
24:32Dhakka Ji's job.
24:34Dhakka Ji's job's job.
24:36My son, my son,
24:38I got my tongue for the last time.
24:42My son did not hang me for 6 months.
24:45Dhakka Ji's job.
24:47I had one bed in my house.
24:49I never reached the same place to my person.
24:55My son did a great job to take a lot.
24:57Oh
25:27One time, leave your house and five times.
25:30Leave your house!
25:32Leave your house!
25:34You need to work so much.
25:36Why are you killed?
25:39My God!
25:40Why do you have to take a 50-year-old for money?
25:44Why don't you do that?
25:46I'm not talking about your house.
25:51Let's go out of Shaktikpur, let's go out of Shaktikpur.
25:53No, it will not go.
25:56What are you saying?
25:58It won't go, it won't go.
25:59You've never seen your performance.
26:05Shakti Kapoor go back, Shakti Kapoor go back.
26:08One minute, one minute. Why are you wearing a mask?
26:10I'm wearing a mask on the same day.
26:13I'm wearing a mask.
26:16Shakti Kapoor go back to the honeymoon.
26:18Oh, my God.
26:20She's got a baby food.
26:22I've seen her baby's coffee.
26:24Yeah, so she will go with her.
26:26They are sad.
26:27Shakti Kapoor go back.
26:29Shakti Kapoor go back.
26:30Shakti Kapoor go back.
26:35My brother, my brother.
26:36No, I'm not.
26:38No, I'm not.
26:40I'm not.
26:42No, I'm not.
26:45I'm not.
26:54I'm not going to get away from my daughter.
26:56I'm not going to get away from her.
26:58What do you want to get away from her?
27:00My daughter's life has been destroyed.
27:02She's made a mother.
27:04She's made a mother?
27:06No, don't go.
27:08No, don't go.
27:10My daughter's life.
27:12What other bundle did she show herself?
27:24Why did you say anything?
27:26Your sister mentioned anything anyway.
27:30Where is the rest?
27:33How?
27:36Shocked our starting line.
27:38I
27:42Man
27:44I
27:46I
27:48I
27:50I
27:52I
27:56I
27:58I
28:08Our job is very good.
28:11I've worked for one minute.
28:12I know I've worked for your house for 6 years.
28:18This is a fool, a fool.
28:21I'm telling you,
28:23I've been wrong with you.
28:24I was in the market in the local market.
28:26He came out of the house with a mobile cover.
28:30He went back to me.
28:32He said to me that he was singing a song.
28:34Hey, buddy.
28:35What's wrong with these people?
28:36What's wrong with Ranjit Ji?
28:38If they have a mimicry,
28:40I can see them too.
28:44Hey, do you have to say anything about this celebrity?
28:47I've said anything about Ranjit Ji.
28:48I'm talking about Ranjit Ji.
28:50That's my dear child.
28:52He's the only person who is a fool.
28:56He's a fool, my son.
28:58My son.
29:00I don't have to say anything.
29:01My son doesn't say anything.
29:03I know that I'm a fool.
29:05I'm telling you,
29:06I'm telling you,
29:06which one of the ladies you like?
29:07They say ladies.
29:08I'm telling you.
29:10Then I've given them ladies.
29:12They've been killing me.
29:13Why did you kill me?
29:15I gave them a little bit.
29:19Hey.
29:21Hey, I've given them a little bit.
29:24I've given them a little bit.
29:26I've given them a little bit.
29:26Hey.
29:27Okay, I remember my daughter from Chuhay Kalendis.
29:34Mom, she's been getting on our own.
29:37Tell us about the wrong thing.
29:39Your son is like this.
29:41She's wrong with her.
29:43She's like a girl.
29:44She's like a doctor.
29:45My tongue is not too bad.
29:50Don't put your son on me.
29:53My son is so serious.
29:56Oh, the girl is behind them.
29:58Every day, God gives me power.
30:00God gives me power.
30:02Now, when God gives power,
30:04what's the problem with them?
30:09I'll tell you,
30:10not only one day,
30:12I took them all day,
30:14and three girls,
30:16and my daughter,
30:18I took the party for 4 hours.
30:20I'll tell you.
30:22I'll tell you.
30:24I'll tell you.
30:33Look at these three girls.
30:35Is this a child's head?
30:37No.
30:38Oh, no.
30:40What are these three girls?
30:42What have you got?
30:44Look at this.
30:45Oh, Lolita.
30:46Bad man, daddy.
30:48должны befruitièrement.
30:49What's wrong they heard?
30:50What's wrong this then?
30:51What have you got?
30:52This girls
30:53want to prove you one another too,
30:55видите, it plunge me.
30:57What's wrong this week?
30:58I'll take it very你好.
30:59Better get a real,
31:01get a real decision.
31:03Get lots of fraud.
31:05See this person's manner.
31:08One minute!
31:15Today's game has changed. Photoshop!
31:18Photoshop editing!
31:21Photoshop!
31:22Photoshop is done!
31:29This photo I haven't made!
31:31This photo looks like a newborn baby!
31:34Let me show you!
31:38Let me show you!
31:39Let me show you!
31:40I won't show you!
31:41I won't show you!
31:42Keep the photo of your photo!
31:44I've done this for you!
31:47Don't do it!
31:49Don't do it!
31:53Accept your children!
31:55Don't do it!
31:59Be a man!
32:01Let me show you!
32:03Look at my son!
32:05This is the son!
32:09Listen!
32:10What happened?
32:12What happened?
32:13What happened?
32:14I got my hand and my tongue is full!
32:17Listen!
32:19Listen!
32:21Listen!
32:22Listen!
32:23My son!
32:24Tell me what you are!
32:25Your three friends are!
32:26I can say that I've only lived in this life!
32:30One of my son has been and the three of my son
32:32many of my sons have been and I will die!
32:33All of me will die!
32:34I will die!
32:35Your God!
32:36Kukar!
32:40Kukar!
32:56This girl, Sarada Khan, is very beloved.
32:58She loves the animals.
33:00One day she was going to go back to her.
33:02She was going to go back to her.
33:04She was going to go back to her.
33:06She told her,
33:07Daddy, your mother's hair broke.
33:08She was going to go back to her.
33:14But Sudejji is very good.
33:16They are very understanding.
33:18Because they are big.
33:20If you put a dog in the meat, they are very angry.
33:22They are crazy.
33:24Why did they put a dog in the meat?
33:26They are going to eat themselves.
33:28Why do you do that?
33:30If you eat the dog's meat,
33:32then the dog is hungry, Krishna.
33:38Then you take your daughter to sit there.
33:40That's not a lady!
33:42I'm not a lady!
33:46Shakti Ji,
33:47you and Chichi Mama danced with my life.
33:50You both have very unique steps.
33:52But I want to do something that's my unique step.
33:55You do it.
33:56Do it.
33:58I will cry first.
34:00I'm going to cry first.
34:17I'm crying for my life.
34:20I'm saying to cry again.
34:30I'm crying for my life.
34:38I'm crying for my life.
34:40Ranjit, sir, are you enjoying it?
34:44I'm enjoying it.
34:46I don't know.
34:48Now Ranjit, I have to sit down for Ranjit.
35:00I'm crying for my life.
35:07We've done a film, Rocky.
35:10My father was like,
35:12he's been sitting with me.
35:14He's a number, he's a 10 number.
35:17And now he's coming.
35:19He's sitting in front of me.
35:22He's crying for crying.
35:25I'm crying for crying.
35:27I'm crying for crying.
35:30He's crying for crying.
35:32He's crying for crying.
35:34I'm crying for crying.
35:36I'm crying for crying.
35:38Sorry, I've been crying.
35:40I've been crying for crying.
35:42Now he's coming,
35:44a bad person.
35:46Because his wife has never done a body double in your films.
35:51Let's see what the family has come to you.
35:55So, the great deal of Shaqeel and Shruti.
35:57Oh!
36:01Oh!
36:03Oh!
36:05Oh!
36:07Oh!
36:09Oh!
36:11Oh!
36:13Oh, oh, oh!
36:16Oh!
36:18Oh!
36:19Sirveen, how are you?
36:48Very big.
36:50Very big.
36:51Now we're wrong.
36:53Mr. Irwin, you've seen the film Hate Story.
36:55What a shame.
36:57What was the name of this film?
36:59It wasn't the name of the name of the film.
37:02It wasn't the name of the name of the film.
37:04I thought I was going to go to the name of the film.
37:07No, no.
37:09You come to the TV, right?
37:11I went to the TV for 2 or 3 times.
37:13My wife was saying,
37:15If you said it,
37:16I'll go back to the camera.
37:17I'll go back to the camera.
37:24Daddy!
37:26Daddy!
37:27Daddy!
37:28Daddy!
37:29Where did he go?
37:30Mommy!
37:31Mommy, go away!
37:32Daddy, you're going to kill each other.
37:36This is my son.
37:38This is my son.
37:39He's a son?
37:40He's a son.
37:41You will see a girl everywhere, sir.
37:45I think you're coming,
37:47and the three villains are coming in the buildup.
37:52Hey!
37:54You've understood how you're going to shoot after shooting.
37:58For your vanity, they'll get four hours to have there.
38:00No, no.
38:01Do you have this free time?
38:02They don't have time.
38:03They are not.
38:05They are busy.
38:06They work the first.
38:07It's a shooting.
38:09You should go to the stadium and take your position,
38:11and take your position.
38:12Welcome back.
38:13No, take it.
38:16But Ranjit, Uncle, I heard that
38:19the quality of work is so much.
38:22No, no, no quality of work.
38:24They used to do it.
38:25They used to do it.
38:28They used to do it.
38:30They used to say cut.
38:32They used to throw it.
38:33Cut, cut, cut, cut.
38:37Uncle, you've always worked for a film.
38:40You've never been a hero?
38:41No, no.
38:42They used to do it.
38:43They used to do it.
38:44They used to do it.
38:45They used to do it.
38:46Why?
38:47They used to leave their kids.
38:48She used to take their mother to take it.
38:59They used to throw the judge's role.
39:01That's a judge's role.
39:02That's a judge's role.
39:03They said, order!
39:04They're not getting a Muslim.
39:05They will take their daughter.
39:06They are so dangerous.
39:10Let's go.
39:11Let's go!
39:12Let's go!
39:13You'll kill me, right?
39:14Let's go!
39:15Let's go!
39:16Let's go!
39:17Let's go!
39:18Let's go!
39:19Let's go!
39:24Shakheel, my senior senior, Shakti Ji.
39:26I mean, whatever partner is with them, they give them to smile and laugh.
39:29Because in this life, they can't laugh at all.
39:35But that's not good, but that's not a good thing.
39:37A very dear child, sir, pays a lot of money.
39:40If you're hungry, you'll be hungry.
39:42You're hungry.
39:43You're hungry.
39:44You're hungry.
39:45You're hungry.
39:46Thank you, Shakheel and Shruti.
39:49Think for your students.
39:56The dream of the dream is not coming.
40:02BATTIYAAN BUJHANE WAALI JANE KAB AYEGY
40:11BAKTIJI JI ABHI GANA GARAHAI THEH Kİ BATTIYAAN BUJHANE WAALI JANE KAB AYEGY
40:17THARAP AANE WAALI HAY BATTIYAAN BUJHANE WAALI
40:20LAKIN AAPKI KISMET ITNI ACHI NAHI KYYE SAHARE AAU AAPI DECHO
40:25YEO WALA AAU UDAR BAD MAN IDAR
40:30AAU TUMME KURSY PELE JAOU
40:42VILLAINSKI INDUSTRY MEN ARAHA AAK NAYA VILLAIN
40:46JIHAA SIR USKO NA BAS AAP LOKA APPROVAL CHAHIYE PLEASE DEDE NA
40:50DHOGE NA? DUN
40:52GULLU AAP BHE DHOGE NA ITINI DEHR GOI BANDA KAYSE HASSI ROK SAKTA HAY
40:57AHEA SENI
41:02AHEA SENI
41:04AHEA SENI
41:04AHEA SENI
41:07That's why it's so powerful, Naseem and Pooja!
41:21Hello, sir. Hello, Gulshan Ji. Hello, Shakti Ji. How are you?
41:25I told the channel that don't show so glamour.
41:30I'll go further three.
41:35What happened?
41:36What happened?
41:37Why did you get kidnapped?
41:39Why did you know something about their image?
41:42What happened?
41:43You're crazy.
41:45You're leaving a girl's face.
41:47If you go to the hotel, you'll get to the hotel.
41:53When did you get to the train?
41:55When did you get to the ladies' compartment?
41:58When did you get to the hotel?
42:00When did you get to the hotel?
42:01When did you get to the hotel?
42:03When did you get to the hotel?
42:05When you get to the hotel, the nurse goes and tells you.
42:07You've got to know that your baby is a baby.
42:10When Gulshan Ji got to the hotel, the nurse goes and tells you what to do.
42:13Sir, you can see this child.
42:16This child doesn't look like a child.
42:18Sorry.
42:19Don't think the bad things of these things.
42:21Gullu?
42:22Are you sure they know?
42:23Oh, I know this child.
42:24I don't know this other stuff.
42:25No.
42:26No.
42:27No.
42:28I don't think they're bad.
42:30Gullo?
42:32Do you know them?
42:34I know them very well.
42:36Nobody knows these different things here.
42:42I don't think they've seen them in the film.
42:44They're always crazy.
42:46Yes, sir.
42:47They're big people with you.
42:49They're ready to give you everything.
42:51They're ready to give you knowledge.
42:53Where do you get these people?
42:55This is their reason.
42:57You're always like a person in a gang.
43:00No, you're looking for a girl.
43:02Oh, you're reading a story.
43:03This is an invitation.
43:08I don't know.
43:10Before coming, there won't be anything.
43:12Why won't it happen?
43:13You know, vintage cars seem good from far.
43:16But his motor doesn't work.
43:27The car is starting to start.
43:32Sir, sit down, you are standing in the room.
43:36Sir, I'm very scared.
43:38You don't have any fear?
43:39What are they saying?
43:40Yes, fear is a lot.
43:42Gulshan Ji has so much fear,
43:44so if you sit in front of the TV,
43:46you change the news.
43:50One day, the newscaster said
43:52that today Mahindr Singh Dhoni
43:54made 300 runs against Australia.
43:56He was sitting in front of the car.
43:58He was out of the car.
43:59He was out of the car.
44:00The car is finished.
44:03Sir, one day,
44:05there was a holding on.
44:07There was a holding on.
44:08He was sitting on a model.
44:10He saw it.
44:11He saw it.
44:13He took the holding on.
44:15He took the holding on.
44:20How are you?
44:23After three minutes,
44:24I asked him,
44:25did he or did he?
44:31There is a beautiful girl.
44:33Talk about her too.
44:34Okay, this is the thing.
44:35Let's talk first.
44:36I'll talk about it.
44:37Oh, sirveen Ji,
44:38forgive me.
44:39How'd you ask,
44:40who has so sweet LED
44:42that doesn't have a TV show.
44:43He doesn't watch it.
44:48I've been talking about it.
44:49I've had a hand and said to me.
44:50Gullu Ji,
44:51Ranjit Ji,
44:52Shakti Ji
44:53and Surveen Ji.
44:54If there is something wrong with us,
44:56then let's go!
44:57Go!
44:58Yes.
45:04Come here.
45:06Come here.
45:12I understand.
45:14I was asked to ask you about two girls.
45:19Sir,
45:21save this comedy night.
45:22Is there a little bit of a girl or a girl?
45:28I love you so much.
45:34You're losing all the stuff from the beginning.
45:36Wow, wow, wow.
45:38See Naseem Ji, there's a thing that makes you happy.
45:41How much of you do it, it makes you happy.
45:48You know, I love you too.
45:49I travel in free.
45:51I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
45:53yes
45:56sir
45:58you have your dad
45:58sorry
45:59you have your girl
46:01come here
46:02come here
46:02come here
46:06there are such words here sir
46:07we don't have to speak
46:08we don't have to speak
46:09now the story is
46:11Shakti Ji
46:12Gulchan Ji
46:13Ranjit Ji
46:14and Shuruvini
46:18now these four
46:19will have four
46:20four candles
46:52I love you still, I love you.
47:22I love you, I love you.
47:52I love you, I love you.
48:22I love you, I love you.
48:52I love you, I love you.
49:21I love you, I love you.
49:51I love you, I love you.
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