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00:00I'm so happy. I'm so happy. We're going to the auction in San Burrito. San Burrito. San Burrito.
00:15Y'all remember when Barry went to San Burrito?
00:18Anybody in the crowd want a breakfast burrito?
00:21Come on.
00:23All right.
00:25So I pulled a little something out of his bag.
00:27For Rebos.
00:31So that's what we're going to do. We're going to generate a distraction.
00:35Because we're going to get a good unit out here.
00:38I've got a game plan.
00:43When storage units are abandoned,
00:45the treasures within
00:49are put up for auction.
00:52I think I scored on this.
00:54I'm in the green.
00:55Look at this.
00:56Money, baby.
00:57M-O-N-E-Y.
01:02Action time.
01:05San Bernardino, baby.
01:07We've had some really great options out here, Dan.
01:09Did I tell you you look great?
01:10Did I tell you you look great, too?
01:12I never saw a cougar with cheetah spots.
01:15Oh.
01:16Technically, I can't be a cougar, honey.
01:19Why is that?
01:19I'm younger than you.
01:20Yeah, but what if you were a little bit younger than me?
01:23Wouldn't that make you a cougar?
01:24I mean, I could be a cute cougar to other people.
01:27But to you, it's like I'm a little snow kitten or something like that.
01:31Snow kitten? More like saber tooth.
01:34Meow.
01:35I plan to go fishing in a few days, and I don't want to dig into my bank account.
01:39I want to have the money made, so I'm going to be picky about what I buy today.
01:42I ain't buying anything or everything like normal.
01:44I'm going picky.
01:46Last time I was here, I found a bunch of old, awesome toys.
01:49They went quick.
01:50I mean, I sold them all in a week.
01:52If I can do that again, I have enough money for gas, enough money for presents,
01:56enough money for everything, even a couple extra dinners.
01:59Find another great room so I don't have to dig into my bank account.
02:01That's my goal for today.
02:04You know, I'm like the Babe Ruth of storage buying.
02:07Yeah, you keep on telling me this.
02:09Well, look, everybody else buys what they see.
02:12You cannot judge a book by its cover.
02:14It's not what we see, but it's what's hidden in the storage where the money is at.
02:17Like when a unit opens up, it's like the girl hitting at me at the bar.
02:21I'm going to judge it right away.
02:23And that happens how often?
02:25Well, when I was single, that would happen five times a day.
02:28Oh my God, what book is this?
02:30It's called nonfiction.
02:33Wait, I think that means truth.
02:35It's fiction.
02:36It's fiction.
02:37It is fiction.
02:38It's not fiction.
02:39I see a man in red.
02:44It does some ****.
02:45What's happening, you?
02:46I got them gators on.
02:47Oh, shut the ****.
02:51Gators.
02:51Yeah, I got the gators.
02:52Okay.
02:52The Barry Specials.
02:54Those are beautiful.
02:55Those boots are made for walking.
02:56These boots are made for bitten.
02:58You can't walk it.
02:58You know how to stretch a boot out, right?
03:02No.
03:02Take rubbing alcohol, board in both of them, and slide them on your feet, and that leather
03:07will stretch out and fit your foot.
03:09I bet Dan got a method for pain and stretching, too.
03:14Is that Renee?
03:16Yeah.
03:18Look at that.
03:18Renee can't even park.
03:20Hey!
03:21Why you park like that?
03:22Hey, the lines are there for a reason.
03:24You flexing.
03:26Think that's a good parking job?
03:27Woke up on the wrong side of the line.
03:30What bet did you lose?
03:31Kill 30 turtles to make them boots.
03:33It's alligator, man.
03:34Oh, is it?
03:35Yeah.
03:35Your pants are supposed to be tight if you're going to put them into some boots.
03:38You're probably supposed to be wearing jeans, to be honest.
03:40Can you tell?
03:41I never did it before.
03:42I don't know your feet that big.
03:43Don't speak on fashion.
03:44This is top professional buyer outfit right here.
03:48That is a money-making outfit.
03:51Hey, I'm coming to give out some burrito.
03:53Oh, thank you.
03:55Here, here.
03:56Put this in your mouth here, bro.
03:58I'm hungry, too.
03:58Here you go, cowboy.
03:59Really?
04:00Yeah.
04:00Is it full of, like, crap or something?
04:03No, I don't do that, because I'm going to eat one myself, cowboy.
04:05Steak, chicken, and pork.
04:06It's all about the bug.
04:07All right.
04:08I need you to take a bite of this one.
04:10For real?
04:10Let's see.
04:11Let's take a bite.
04:13Okay, now give me a different one.
04:14I just want to make sure you don't try to poison me.
04:16Do a lot of people try to poison you?
04:18Yeah.
04:18Yeah?
04:19I'm the king of the storage business.
04:21People will try to come for you.
04:22King of the storage business.
04:23Go sit in the car.
04:25Ice-cold breakfast burrito with a side of lumpy German sausage.
04:28Breakfast of champions.
04:30Welcome to the auction.
04:31We're Dan and Lord Austin with American Auctioneers.
04:33And before you go through these gates, you need to know the rules.
04:35Going to go to the unit, remove the lock, open the door, give you five minutes.
04:38Take a look around.
04:39You can't go inside the unit.
04:40You can't open any boxes.
04:41And who's ever got the most money in their pocket can't own it today.
04:43Are you ready?
04:44Yeah.
04:45Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:47Let's go.
04:50Let's go this way.
04:51This way.
04:51Here we go.
04:52Oh, man.
04:53That's a lot of walking.
04:54You're tired already?
04:55The auction's just started.
04:57That's whatever.
04:57Can you put that burrito?
04:58It's weighing me down.
04:59Woo-hoo.
05:00San Burrito has disclaimed his first victim.
05:04We need to get you out more often.
05:06That's the burrito that's weighing you down.
05:08Yeah, exactly.
05:09That's what I'm saying.
05:11All right, baby.
05:16It is stacked and packed.
05:18Bye-bye, Ken.
05:20I love a mid-century modern.
05:21Yeah.
05:22This storage unit has Ivy written all over it.
05:24Dirty and heavy.
05:26That's f***ed up.
05:27Don't worry, I'm talking crap about it.
05:28You know I can hear it.
05:29I thought we was cool.
05:30Now I know where we stand.
05:32Now I know.
05:35Aren't those cute coffee tables like mid-century?
05:38No.
05:38They look like they're like 1960.
05:41No, they're about like 1997 and have money.
05:43Look at the tools down there.
05:44That looks like craftsmen.
05:45Honey, that looks like heavy, dirty work.
05:48That's totally right up Ivy's alley.
05:50So what?
05:51I'd like to make money.
05:52Yeah, but you don't have sons that can help load the trucks.
05:55I got a wife.
05:57A lot of power tools.
05:58And it looks like a single guy that had a lot of tools.
05:59It's a good unit.
06:00I like it, actually.
06:01We're coming anyway.
06:02That's fine.
06:03Ay, ay, ay.
06:05Hey.
06:063 o'clock behind the gym.
06:07Oh no, I'm scared.
06:09Better be there.
06:11Ooh.
06:12This actually is my kind of room.
06:14Got some big shoes right there that might fit one of the kids.
06:16Air compressor.
06:17This ball one could use another one.
06:18Ooh.
06:19Old gumball machine.
06:20It's got a little bit of everything.
06:22Ugh.
06:23I'll dip into it a little bit.
06:24I'm trying to be picky.
06:25This is not quite picky picky, but this is just picky enough to get me to Mississippi,
06:29but not back.
06:31Well, there's tools, but not all the good tools.
06:34There's a little weed eater.
06:36Aside from those nightstands, I don't really like anything in here.
06:38If it goes for cheap, it's not going to.
06:41It's going to go cheap.
06:42Yeah, it's probably not for me, Danny.
06:47All right now, I see they got building equipment in here.
06:50They got stuff to drag stuff.
06:53Hmm.
06:53That's a big-ass lunchbox right there.
06:55I couldn't get all this in a Toyota, neither.
06:58You know what I mean?
06:58Can you need to rip off some of the doors on that Toyota?
07:02Stuff it everywhere.
07:04You said rip off the doors of the Toyota?
07:05Tie it onto the hood and everything.
07:06I'll probably lose them all on the 15 freeway.
07:09Well, just put the cheap stuff on the outside.
07:11That's a smart maneuver.
07:12I might keep that in a memory right there.
07:15Take two trips.
07:17This afternoon, it's going down.
07:18Oh, oh, oh.
07:22Oh, talking crap about me, wallet.
07:24Oh, oh.
07:27That's where it's me?
07:31I'll see you shaking.
07:33I'm not shaking, Tristan.
07:34I'll see you shaking.
07:35I'm not shaking.
07:38I think I'm going to stop coming to these things.
07:41All righty.
07:41I see hand and ear right there.
07:43You're putting your hand too high in the air.
07:46How's Superman doing?
07:46All right, nice little unit here.
07:48Here we go.
07:49Number 20, we're going to get a pay.
07:49Say how much.
07:50I'm out.
07:50Tell us anywhere.
07:51I got 30, 30.
07:52But I'm a 40, 40.
07:53I got 40, 50, 50, 50, 60, 60, 60, 75.
07:56This hand ain't coming down, but the auction's over.
07:58So y'all might as well give up.
08:00100 there.
08:00100 in the corner.
08:01We're going to do one there.
08:02100 in the corner.
08:02100 in the half.
08:02See, it's lucky this unit spread up this alley.
08:05I don't know why you're spying.
08:063 in the half.
08:063 in the half.
08:07Oh, damn.
08:07That one's quick.
08:083 in the half.
08:09400.
08:104 in the half.
08:10What happened to the 5, 500?
08:125 in the half.
08:125 in the half.
08:135 in the half.
08:13What happened to the 600?
08:146 there.
08:15Yeah.
08:16700, sir.
08:167 to you.
08:17700 is all.
08:187 there.
08:197 and a half.
08:197 to the 8, sir.
08:20What about the 8 where?
08:21800 there.
08:21900 here.
08:22950, sir.
08:23Take another look.
08:24A 900.
08:249 and a half.
08:25Yeah.
08:25950 going once.
08:26950 there and 1,000 there.
08:281,000.
08:291,000.
08:29Oh, no, that's getting borderline.
08:31It's probably still a good unit.
08:32See, I told you I was going to buy that unit.
08:341,000 bucks.
08:351,000.
08:351,000.
08:354 o'clock, sir.
08:424 o'clock, sir.
08:44You next.
08:454 o'clock.
08:46What time you made in casey?
08:47All right, Ivy.
08:48$1,000.
08:50Lock it up.
08:50Let's go.
08:51No more burritos for him.
08:53Coming in strong, baby.
08:55Float like a butterfly.
08:57Bed like a bee.
08:59Well, this is what 1,000 gets me.
09:01Let's find out if I'm happy or not.
09:02Well, this is not a bad box to start off with.
09:08Here's one.
09:10Two.
09:11Pedigree.
09:12That's what I used to feed my dogs.
09:13Three.
09:15I think this is stacked with die-cast cars.
09:17Another one.
09:19These don't sell as good as they used to, but hey, 100.
09:24Ooh, very light.
09:25I don't like light boxes.
09:26They often don't mean good.
09:27This one looks pretty good.
09:30All brand new.
09:31This whole entire box.
09:32$250.
09:33Look at that.
09:34That's $350 in two boxes.
09:35Can't beat this with a stick.
09:37Uh-oh.
09:38I have a feeling it's more die-cast cars because it's really light.
09:42Yes, it is.
09:43Well, got another $250 right here.
09:46Boom.
09:47Well, this is more my angle.
09:49Let's see where we at.
09:50Okay.
09:51Wow.
09:51Good condition.
09:53Not bad.
09:54This whole entire box.
09:55This whole entire box.
09:55$30.
09:56$30.
09:59Is this giant weed whacker stuff?
10:02What is this?
10:02Maybe it works together with that.
10:06This looks like some kind of weird-looking little, like, airship, but I don't know how
10:10this all works.
10:10I wonder if you've got a controller somewhere and you just drive this underwater.
10:13It looks like a camera.
10:14Go down there and find where the catfish are.
10:16Guess what I'll be cooking tomorrow?
10:18Hmm.
10:18It definitely looks expensive.
10:20Anything that works in water and is made rugged is usually worth a bit of money.
10:23Well, you know my motto.
10:25If I don't know what it is, find somebody who does.
10:28Oh, sweet.
10:29This is half the reason I bought it.
10:34Oh, sweet, sweet.
10:36This is half the reason I bought it.
10:38You see this old-timey stuff like this?
10:40You know you stand a great chance of a treasure.
10:42Hopefully, I find the gumballs and the gum globe.
10:45$25.
10:46All right.
10:46The magic boxes that I've been looking forward to.
10:50Well, you see how they're all getting squished in?
10:52That means there's got a little bit of weight in them.
10:54Ugh!
10:56Ugh!
10:58Oh, it's glass.
11:02God dang it.
11:04$1, $2 at a time, $60.
11:06Don't beat more glass.
11:08Ooh, purses.
11:09All right.
11:10Well, this is at least $100 in these two.
11:14Mm, crappy glassware, laptops.
11:16Right there, $20.
11:19Okay, what do we got?
11:21Ooh, feels breakable.
11:23Oh, there we go.
11:24Well, I guess that means it is breakable.
11:26That's not super glue.
11:27That's like snot glue.
11:28It's all greeny color.
11:30I know where you go.
11:32Go to your home!
11:33Boom.
11:34Now I needed some gumballs.
11:35This thing was worth $25.
11:36Now it's worth $50.
11:39Stay away from my unit, Renee.
11:41Go that away!
11:42Those are still so good, though.
11:43Those are like $25 for out of here.
11:45Ugh!
11:47Come out.
11:48This almost looks like Tiger Oak.
11:50Old-style, though.
11:51Mid-century, modern-type table, plus two.
11:53One, two, three of these.
11:59I would put these at all three, $100.
12:02Now this, I've been wanting to get to just because it's kind of neat.
12:07I'm not a clock guy.
12:08I just like some weird stuff.
12:10It's a triple threat.
12:11It's a table.
12:11It's a clock.
12:12It's a lamp.
12:13And it's ugly.
12:14$40.
12:15I always like these boxes.
12:17They usually have something good in them, but these obviously don't because they're so light.
12:21No money.
12:24Empty already.
12:28Oh, damn.
12:29Well, here comes the bride.
12:47You did it again.
12:49You did this last time.
12:54That's the wedding heart.
12:55Goodbye, old friend.
13:07All right.
13:08I'm tired of walking already.
13:10Ready to go home, sit in my chair, drink a beer.
13:12You guys are getting weak in your old age.
13:16Stop that lock up!
13:19All right, folks.
13:21Ten by fifteen.
13:23Woo!
13:23Packed, stacked, and all that.
13:25Ten by fifteen.
13:29Some bags in the front here.
13:31I don't know if this is authentic or not.
13:33I have to pull it out.
13:34There's a Louis Vuitton.
13:35Could mean there's some other decent stuff in here.
13:37There's a lot of items.
13:39It looks like a lot of kids' stuff, which I can't use, but maybe there's some furniture
13:42or something in the back.
13:44Might bet on it.
13:47Woo!
13:47Woo!
13:48Oh, that looks like Michael Kors.
13:52He's got $200 right there.
13:54Shoes still in the box.
13:55Can't beat that.
13:56A lot of stuff still in the original boxes.
13:58That makes it much, much, much easier to sell.
14:01A lot of money in this room.
14:02A lot of volume.
14:03I was trying to be picky, but it's a lot of volume for a picky guy.
14:07Very, very good unit.
14:08We got a bunch of buckets.
14:10We got a little safe right there.
14:12That's the speaker stand.
14:13Low-key fan, which I need right now because I'm leaking.
14:17Yeah, this one here is a little too big for my little Toyota.
14:22That bag says LV.
14:24Okay, well, this is a good reason to buy this unit.
14:26Oh, my God.
14:27I just got really excited.
14:28That's because you're standing next to me.
14:30No, that's not why.
14:31Pretty sure it is.
14:32It's called designer.
14:32I'm like, oh, my God.
14:33But that's not a real Louis Vuitton, is it?
14:35I've never seen a pattern like that with Louis Vuitton.
14:37It looks like a family.
14:38There's a lot of kit stuff in the unit.
14:39But the good thing about this unit, that's just a lot of quantity.
14:42So it has potential.
14:43There's a lot of stuff in here.
14:44Let's see what it goes for.
14:45Okay.
14:47All right.
14:47Here we go.
14:48And take a look.
14:48Look it over.
14:49Don't overlook anything about this one.
14:50Here we go.
14:51Look at me.
14:51Five, five, one, two, five.
14:52One, two, five.
14:52One, two, five, three.
14:53Three, five, three.
14:54One, two, five, one, two, three.
14:55One, two, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, five, three,
14:56three, fifty, four, and a half, one, four, fifty.
14:58Five and a half.
14:59Five and a half, five and a half, six hundred, six hundred, one of a seven, seven, seven,
15:02one of a eight hundred, eight hundred there, one of a nine, nine, nine, nine, where?
15:06Nine hundred, one thousand dollars.
15:07A thousand, one thousand dollars.
15:08Eleven, eleven hundred, one of a twelve hundred, one of a twelve hundred, twelve there.
15:11One of a thirteen, one of a fourteen hundred.
15:13I got fourteen here, one of a fifteen, one of a fifteen hundred, where?
15:15I got fifteen there, one of a sixteen, sixteen, sixteen, fifteen, fifteen.
15:19How is it eight?
15:19I'm good.
15:20Seventeen, one of a seventeen, one of a eighteen, eighteen, eighteen, eighteen, one of a nineteen,
15:23one of a nineteen, nineteen, one of a nineteen, one of a nineteen, one of a nineteen,
15:25I know, that's kind of hype for that stuff.
15:29Oh, that's a good swapping merchandise.
15:40Oh, my God, bro, y'all crazy.
15:59Oh, my God, bro, y'all crazy.
16:03I got 24 to half, I got 25.
16:05I got 25, I got 25, I got 25, I got 24 to half, I got 25, I got 25, I got 25 there, I got 26 guys.
16:10Renee, look at that, they locked it like it's the last burrito in Mexico.
16:1426, 27, 27 and a half, I got 27, 27 and a half, 27 and a half, 27 and a half, going once, 27, 27 and a half, going twice.
16:22What if it's 2800?
16:23Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
16:24Oh, that man.
16:2528 and a half, 29, 29 and a half, 29, 29 and a half, going to be 3,000, with a 31, 3,000, with a 31, I got 3,000, with a 31, 100 going once, I got 3,000, with a 3,050 going twice.
16:353,000?
16:36That's a kind of color, 3,050, yes.
16:40So let's wear it.
16:40Let's go.
16:41Woo!
16:413,000 bucks, 3,000.
16:42All right.
16:43Come on, man.
16:44Don't mess with the king.
16:46I don't know, $3,000, that's pretty expensive.
16:49I wouldn't have paid that much.
16:50Okay, baby, almost everything I can see is boxes.
16:52I paid like 10 bucks a buck.
16:53What's the worst thing that can happen?
16:54If we get completely unlucky, we lose $1,000.
16:57If we get lucky, we make $10,000.
17:02$3,000.
17:04I knew I should have ordered the burritos without the spicy sauce.
17:07This boy then lost his damn money.
17:11We're going to open up this unit, take a good look, and we're going to sell it outside.
17:14All right, everyone?
17:16Here's a look.
17:17Here we go.
17:17Five by five.
17:19Look at that.
17:19It's clean.
17:21Easy to load.
17:21You're going to love the way you look loading this unit.
17:23Down the road you go.
17:28I see a bunch of clothes, some cans of food, some blankets.
17:33There's nothing here for me.
17:35Got a little baby unit here.
17:38Oh, Reeboks, suitcases, pots and pans.
17:42Wow, this is definitely not the room for me.
17:44I'm way, way, way more piggier than this.
17:47Those shoes, I think, might be expensive.
17:49That's a designer brand.
17:50Seven.
17:51They make jeans.
17:52I've never seen them make shoes.
17:54It's also a movie about somebody's killing everyone in a horrific way.
17:57That's not a good sign.
17:59That's food right there.
18:00We don't buy units with food in them.
18:01That's the rule.
18:02Why not?
18:03Yeah, yeah.
18:03Because that's not a good sign when they store food.
18:05Might be military food.
18:07They got some skillets in here.
18:08You know, scrambled eggs and sausages.
18:10All that kind of good stuff.
18:12Well, there's a lot of mystery in here.
18:15Dano, watch for my bid.
18:17I will.
18:20Fairy.
18:24Hey, here we go.
18:25Everybody, what's your pleasure?
18:26What are you going to pay?
18:26Say, how much?
18:27I got 50 right there.
18:29Here, here, here.
18:30Burritos and canned goods.
19:00Now, that's a Thanksgiving miracle for your boy, America.
19:04I see the whole grand rich pancakes.
19:07Kungaya.
19:12All right, come on.
19:14Let's go, let's go.
19:15Woo-hoo.
19:16All right.
19:17Woo-hoo.
19:17Who's a lizard?
19:18Vintage unit with one vintage lizard.
19:24I like the suitcase.
19:26Looks like there's a lot of cool furniture in here.
19:28The old desk, like the canes.
19:32Yeah, I'll definitely take a stab at this one, for sure.
19:35Well, a dollar for the dust.
19:37You're a rich man.
19:38Everything else, you're going to have to work to sell.
19:39Ooh, weed whacker.
19:40I practiced my weed whacking on that fake bush right there.
19:43Uh, stay picky, Ivy.
19:44Stay picky.
19:45Stay away from it.
19:46Stay away from it.
19:46Man, there's some dusty meat stuff in here, bro.
19:51But the only flink plants and I'm thinking a lizard is in here.
19:54Yeah, that's kind of spooky, bro.
19:56You got another weed eater in here, bro.
19:58Yeah, that's not the kind of weed I like.
20:00That's what Barry would say.
20:01Kitty might say that, too.
20:03No-key undercover.
20:04Right?
20:05Yeah.
20:06I'm going to think I'm going to pass on this dusty thing here.
20:08But you could do a haunted house in this.
20:11Big time.
20:11Yes, you could.
20:13Pick a treat.
20:14It was deceiving, but when you get closer up, it looks good.
20:18I mean, it's all furniture.
20:19Those chairs are kind of cool.
20:20Those are storytelling time chairs.
20:22But it's heavy.
20:23That's the only problem.
20:23I don't know.
20:23Like, I already got that big-ass unit.
20:25It says EJ on the trunk.
20:28That's actually not a trunk.
20:29That's actually some sort of resuscitator.
20:30It's just like an early medical device.
20:32It's actually interesting.
20:33Yeah.
20:34I don't know if it's worth anything.
20:35Well, it might save a life.
20:37What's that worth?
20:38Nothing.
20:39Too many people on this planet.
20:40You're so mean.
20:41I mean, I'm sorry.
20:42You know, I'm a German.
20:43A German that doesn't value human life?
20:45I'm not touching that one.
20:47All right.
20:48Here we go.
20:48What are you going to pay?
20:49What are you going to pay?
20:5010, 10, 20.
20:51What are you going to pay?
20:5120, 30.
20:52What are you going to pay?
20:5230, 30.
20:53What are you going to pay?
20:5330.
20:53Right here.
20:54Yes.
20:54Tell us now.
20:56Baby wearing a bloody unit.
20:57No.
20:57This one's a good one.
20:58One and a half.
20:59One and a half.
21:02I don't want to move.
21:05That's all furniture.
21:06The truck is going to be full.
21:07Three now.
21:08Three and a quarter to 25.
21:09Three and a quarter to 25.
21:10Three and a quarter to 25 going once.
21:11Three and a half.
21:11Three and a half going twice.
21:12Last of the final call.
21:13It's a day for the three and a half.
21:15So let's your way.
21:16$300.
21:17Branded.
21:17300.
21:19Lock it up.
21:19Lock it up.
21:20Here we go.
21:21I cannot believe I got this for 300 bucks.
21:23I am so excited.
21:24Get all this good furniture.
21:26It's exactly what I was looking for.
21:28Crazy.
21:28Folks, that's the end of the auction.
21:33And don't forget to pay the lady.
21:34See you in the office.
21:39Well, I hope the burrito paid off.
21:41Because I spent three and a quarter bones on here.
21:45Let's see what we got here, America.
21:49Put the leftover burritos right here.
21:52Let's start off with this here bag.
21:54Why it always feels like a bag in a bag.
21:56Nothing but shoes.
21:57Somebody probably want them.
21:59I said this bag here $5.
22:04Who we got?
22:05Some more ragged ass shoes.
22:07These shoes look like they walk 500 miles.
22:10I bet they walk 500 more.
22:12$5.
22:14What the hell is this?
22:16Let me see if I can catch something.
22:19I seen them on the fishing show do this.
22:23Just caught some messed up shoes.
22:25But this bag's pretty good.
22:26Let's go $5 with this too.
22:29Why do people be saving these old ass scratchers, bro?
22:32What they think it's going to change in the middle of the night or something?
22:37What do we got?
22:39Space Jack.
22:41They got the tag still on.
22:42Steve Madden.
22:43I heard of that name.
22:44This is about $20, boy.
22:46Let's see what we got here.
22:47Canned goods.
22:48That's what caught my eye.
22:49They got some Roman noodles.
22:51Some black eyed peas.
22:52They know brother loves some black eyed peas.
22:54Are you inspired?
22:55Oh, let me see.
22:57Sell by.
22:58Oh, this ain't bad till the 26th.
23:01Guess who I'm going to be eating?
23:02You'll get some hammer hops.
23:04And I'll be eating some black eyed peas with some beef.
23:07Uh-oh.
23:07Black bag.
23:13Dingy ass, dirty ass clothes.
23:14Man, ain't no money.
23:15Ain't no money.
23:17Uh-oh.
23:18What is this?
23:19Uh-oh.
23:24What is this?
23:25We got something.
23:27We got a cave.
23:29It's kind of light, but they probably took the Yuko Malady out of him.
23:33Oh, what is this?
23:34This is the lightest instrument I've ever seen.
23:36It's probably worth some money
23:40In a musical instrument
23:43I gotta find somebody
23:46Know something about this here.
23:50I don't know nothing about it.
23:51I've never seen it.
23:52But it makes some good sound.
23:55Look at this, bro.
23:56They scramble it and they ain't gonna take this out.
23:58This will smell like
23:59A f***ed up smelly-ass unit, bro.
24:03Damn, why am I cursing so much, man?
24:05I have more words.
24:08F*** it.
24:12I just know what them two gray bags is.
24:14I bet you it's clothes.
24:17Okay.
24:18Ah!
24:19Clothes!
24:20I'm a bitch.
24:21We got one more gray bag.
24:23I bet y'all a million dollars
24:25I know what this s*** is.
24:27No!
24:28Why, man?
24:30So many damn clothes.
24:32What in the hell is in these people's closets?
24:35All their clothes is in here.
24:36America, y'all, to be ashamed of yourself.
24:39You just throw s*** anywhere.
24:41Oh, I hate clothes.
24:44I hate clothes.
24:46Dirty, dirty clothes.
24:49Dirty, dirty clothes.
24:58Hey, Hal.
24:59Hey, Ivy.
24:59Come on in.
25:01Well, I was expecting a lake or ocean or something around here, but there ain't nothing.
25:04Well, there's Lake Hollywood right over here.
25:06I brought my underwater gizmo to my buddy Hal at Hollywood Divers.
25:10He'll know the value that lies beneath the surface.
25:12I don't know what I brought you, but I do know that this thing will go underwater.
25:16I know it moves, and that's all I know.
25:18Yeah, well, this is an underwater drone.
25:20This is the same as, you know, when you fly through the sky, but you're using it underwater.
25:23So you've got propellers that will allow it to go downward, go up, forward, back.
25:29And it's got a camera on the front, 4K, so this will shoot high resolution.
25:34And then these are lights.
25:36Hey, ooh.
25:37Pretty bright, right?
25:38Sure is.
25:39I've seen this one before.
25:40It's called the Aqua Robot Man Nemo.
25:43This is its battery.
25:44This should go for about three hours.
25:46It has the umbilical, and then you would control it from your cell phone.
25:51So this thing can go to about 300 feet deep.
25:54I know what I'm doing with this.
25:56Where do Loch Ness Monster live?
25:57Yeah, out in Scotland.
25:58That's where I'm going.
25:59Yeah.
26:00I'm going to find them.
26:01So what do you use this for?
26:03Do you have a boat?
26:04Yeah.
26:05Sometimes the kelp gets wrapped around the prop, and you'd have to go under and see how badly is it wrapped.
26:11Send this thing under the boat.
26:13Okay.
26:13Drive it around.
26:14It's going to be taking video.
26:16You'll be looking at it on your cell phone.
26:17And then you hit auto return, and it comes back to the surface, and you reel it in.
26:21So you've got to attach this if you don't want to lose it.
26:25Another useful thing that this can do is conservation.
26:29You know, like they're doing fish counts.
26:31Okay.
26:31Put this in a river, and you can follow the fish.
26:34A diver's not always going to be able to maneuver in certain spots.
26:38So this could go places that a diver can't get into.
26:42Ah, that makes sense.
26:43So pretty cool, right?
26:44It is cool.
26:45So my little drone here got a cool name.
26:48Aqua Mermaid Robot Nemo slash Finding Mermaid Machine.
26:54Okay.
26:55What's this thing worth?
26:56Um, this one's used.
26:58So in this condition, um...
27:02Awesome condition.
27:03Well, yeah, I mean, it's a decent condition.
27:05With a three-hour battery.
27:08Um...
27:09I would say it's going to be worth about $800.
27:17Hey, that's a winner.
27:19Yeah?
27:19Hey, get up.
27:20I only paid $1,000 for the room.
27:21Oh, good, good.
27:22Almost all my money back.
27:23That is good.
27:24Well, let me pack it up and...
27:25You want to take the battery out of it?
27:27I ain't worried about it.
27:28Okay.
27:28I might see me some water on the way home.
27:30All right.
27:30I think they got an aqueduct over there.
27:31Get in there and do it.
27:32I'm doing it.
27:33See you later.
27:34Have a great day.
27:34Good to see you, man.
27:38All right.
27:39You ready?
27:39What you got?
27:40Dusty.
27:41Is it?
27:41Yeah.
27:42I brought Bozak to help me with his dirty locker.
27:45Woo!
27:46What's going on?
27:47And find out if it's worth its weight in dust.
27:50Oh, my God.
27:52All right, let's do it.
27:53All right, what you got?
27:54Those are wrapping paper.
27:55Those are cool.
27:56Yeah.
27:56A little depression glass.
27:58Nice.
27:59Let's go start.
28:00France.
28:01From France.
28:02Oh, ho, ho.
28:02All right.
28:03I think there's a good couple hundred bucks here.
28:06These are cool.
28:07Oh, those are cool.
28:08They're like 20 a pop.
28:08Yeah.
28:0980 bucks.
28:11Cool.
28:12All right.
28:13That was bad.
28:14Mm-hmm.
28:15Here, I'll give it a nice and clean for you.
28:18Thanks, bud.
28:19Shares are worthless.
28:20What?
28:22Thanks for that.
28:24Four.
28:25Five.
28:31Oh, look at that.
28:32Some blaze.
28:33Always need grandma's doilies.
28:34They do.
28:36Oh, what the f*** is that?
28:38This just got awesomely weird.
28:44Oh, what the f*** is that?
28:46This just got awesomely weird.
28:47What is in here?
28:50There's a wig.
28:52Some suspenders.
28:53Oh, is that a jockstress?
28:55Look at this thing.
28:57Want to feel them?
28:57Are they real?
28:58Yeah.
28:59They feel real, huh?
29:02Come on.
29:05Come on.
29:06Wait, do you want to feel?
29:07Come on.
29:10All right.
29:10What do you think of this?
29:12I don't know.
29:13Should we have it examined?
29:16By who?
29:16A doctor?
29:17I don't know.
29:18I think that it's probably worth some money, so maybe we'll want to get somebody to check
29:21that out.
29:22I'm just waiting for the lower half of this guy.
29:24Oh, God.
29:25Do you think he's in there somewhere?
29:26I hope not.
29:28Some horses?
29:29Ooh, those are cool.
29:30All right.
29:31They are briars.
29:31Oh.
29:31They look like they're older stamped with the USA on them.
29:33Uh-huh.
29:34They could go from, on average, about 100 a pop.
29:36Yeah, so how many we got?
29:37One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
29:40Seven of them?
29:41This unit is great.
29:42Yeah.
29:43That's a great thing.
29:43Oh, yes.
29:46Okay.
29:46Oh, it is a lane.
29:47It is a lane.
29:48I thought it was.
29:49This is really nice inside.
29:51It is.
29:51This is really well intact.
29:53Do I get 400 bucks for this?
29:56Nothing in there, but look at this thing.
29:58It's a hundred bucks, though.
29:59All right.
30:001,500 bucks, dude.
30:01That's where we're around at right now.
30:02That's not bad.
30:03Yeah, I only spent three.
30:04This is awesome.
30:05That's awesome.
30:05That's whatever boobies is worth over here.
30:07All right, let me grab these.
30:09Yeah, get the moobs.
30:10Get the man boobs.
30:11Go get them examined.
30:17Tatiana, I'm glad you came along.
30:19We've got a little unit.
30:19I'm glad you're willing to help.
30:21You needed some help, obviously.
30:22My daughter, Tatiana, is joining us today.
30:24So I can impart my vast knowledge.
30:28And so I don't have to carry so much stuff.
30:30It's a lot.
30:34Okay.
30:35We're going to be here for a while.
30:36All right, money back.
30:38Oh, my.
30:38Did you throw the dirty stuff at me?
30:40Are you kidding me?
30:40That's what it usually does to me.
30:45All right, this is all closed.
30:46Ten bucks.
30:47Hey, you know what?
30:48What goes best with blue?
30:49Beep, beep.
30:49I like that.
30:50All these cars right here, that's a hundred dollar box.
30:53Wow, look at this.
30:55All brand new.
30:56All outdoor pools.
30:57This whole box is another hundred bucks.
30:59All right, here we go.
31:01Oh, it's all brand new stuff.
31:04They had some sort of business.
31:05How much are these?
31:05Like ten bucks a piece, right?
31:06Yeah, makeup's expensive.
31:08Five hundred dollar box.
31:10This is good.
31:11Oh, look at this.
31:12They're all brand new.
31:13But name brand Mega Blocks, twenty bucks a piece.
31:16Eighty dollar box.
31:17All right, so these Jumanji things right here, twenty-five bucks a piece, a hundred dollar box.
31:24How nice.
31:25A hundred bucks a song classes.
31:26That actually looks like it's real.
31:28You think it's real?
31:29You look so badass.
31:30Do I?
31:31Yeah.
31:32You look like you could be like a Terminator.
31:33Come with me if you want to buy.
31:36I don't even know how to respond to that.
31:37Okay, let's go to the important box.
31:39I am looking at the important box.
31:42This is what...
31:43It is real.
31:44He said it was a plastic bag.
31:46It's not.
31:47Oh, wait, there's some inside.
31:52Thousand bucks for the Louis.
31:56Do you hear that?
31:58Cha-ching.
31:59Hold on.
32:00I can't open it, though.
32:02Help me.
32:02The most satisfying thing as a parent is to pass down important life skills to your children.
32:08Let's have a professional buy it as it.
32:10Okay.
32:11Woo!
32:12Oh, my gosh.
32:13Okay.
32:14Come on, cash.
32:16Ta-da!
32:17Ooh, wait, but there's envelopes.
32:19There's envelopes?
32:19There's envelopes.
32:20Oh, she was right.
32:23There's tons of money.
32:24I like it.
32:26That's actually a lot.
32:26That's a good 50 bucks.
32:28Let's just get to this jewelry box.
32:30The moment we've been waiting for.
32:31Let's see the jewelry.
32:32Show me the jewelry.
32:33Look at this.
32:34Wow, I thought I had a lot of jewelry.
32:37Look at this one.
32:38Oh, wow.
32:39It's very colorful.
32:40All-cost jewelry.
32:41I mean, it's all sellable.
32:42Between all the jewelry here, it's like easy 400 bucks.
32:45It's nothing crazy.
32:46It's just quantity.
32:47This corner right here, there's at least another 50 boxes closing house decor.
32:51Average 20 bucks a box.
32:52That's another thousand, right?
32:53You know what?
32:54I didn't turn water into wine.
32:55But we're turning junk into profit.
32:58Let's get this loaded.
32:59I'm taking my new ukulele to Joellen Lapidus to see what kind of magic music this here thing makes.
33:09Is Jo here?
33:12Yeah.
33:12Come on.
33:13How you doing, Jo?
33:14Hey, Kenny.
33:14Nice to meet you.
33:15Yeah, I contacted you early.
33:16Yeah, yeah.
33:17You know it's me, huh?
33:17I know it was you.
33:18Hey, that's nothing.
33:19I've seen you on the TV.
33:21Oh, s***.
33:22Man, sometimes I forget how famous I am.
33:24I should probably stop eating food out of them lockers.
33:27Wow, look at you.
33:28You make these.
33:29Yeah.
33:30Man, you got eucalylis.
33:32What do you call them?
33:33Dulcimers.
33:34Uh-huh.
33:35Dulcimers.
33:36So you create all this?
33:37Yeah.
33:38You gifted, lady.
33:39But I called you about my ukulele.
33:41I'm taking my...
33:43There you go.
33:44Oh, look at that.
33:45That's lovely.
33:46I know who made this Dulcimers.
33:48You know, yeah?
33:48Yeah.
33:49Warren May is from a wood-burning thing.
33:51These are like little flowers.
33:52Flowers, yeah.
33:53And the wood on this instrument is just amazing.
33:56This is Ohio, West Virginia.
33:57And the people who made these were very poor.
34:00Mm-hmm.
34:01They would use wood fret on this string.
34:03The other two were just meant to drone.
34:05That's a very European thing.
34:07Yeah.
34:07But nothing like this existed in Europe.
34:09It's totally an American folk instrument.
34:11That thing probably worth some money.
34:13I'll tell you exactly what it's worth after I tune it up and play it.
34:15Awesome.
34:21Okay, now let me show you something.
34:22Coming to the stage, Joe.
34:27You make me laugh.
34:28Okay.
34:29Okay, so that's the traditional way of playing.
34:46Man, you bad ass, girl.
34:48We got to put you on concert, put you on tour.
34:51Now, it's your turn.
34:52Oh, my God.
34:53To the left.
34:53But not on top of it.
34:54Oh, that's all pretty.
34:55Yeah.
34:56See, it's harmonious.
34:58Dulce.
34:59Sweet.
35:01And slide.
35:02Slide, don't hop.
35:03Oh, slide my fingers?
35:04Slide.
35:04Boy, you about to get culture.
35:11Yeah, there you go.
35:15Oh, play the scale.
35:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:18Kitty's going to be put out number one here.
35:19Watch me on Spotify.
35:21It's going to be called sweating in the garage.
35:23Okay, sweating.
35:26Sweating.
35:26I'm sweating.
35:27I'm sweating.
35:29I'm sweating in the garage.
35:30In the garage.
35:34I'm sweating.
35:35I'm sweating.
35:36I'm sweating.
35:38In the garage.
35:41Resolve it.
35:43It doesn't.
35:44Joe, I love the music, and I love the story behind it,
35:48but you know what makes me happy.
35:50Break it down, girl.
35:51Okay.
35:53This dulcimer is in perfect condition,
35:57and it sounds good.
36:00M-O-N-E-Y.
36:06I think you could easily sell it for $700.
36:09Did you think it was worth more than that or less?
36:11I'm going to be honest with you.
36:12When I got looked at it, I said,
36:13this can't be real because it was so light.
36:15But not listening to your stories,
36:17I'm going to come and join your band.
36:21Yeah, I think so.
36:22Beautiful.
36:23Keep being you, okay?
36:24Okay.
36:25Don't stop some knowledge.
36:26And keep being you.
36:27Oh, man, I ain't got no choice right now.
36:285,000 fathoms, Captain.
36:42Aye, aye, sir.
36:44Getting deeper.
36:45Yeah, fishy, fishy.
36:46It's goopy down here.
36:47I can't see.
36:49Shoot.
36:50You know I wasn't going straight home.
36:51I had to stop and play with my new toy.
36:53Straight ahead, sir.
36:5510,000 fathoms and rising.
36:59Watch out for that giant squid.
37:03You ready to party?
37:04Yeah.
37:05Let's do it.
37:06Let's do it.
37:07Hi, I'm Johnny.
37:08Randy.
37:08Nice to meet you.
37:10Bozak.
37:10What do you got here?
37:11Ah, we have some fun, fun things.
37:13Oh, fun.
37:14I'm excited.
37:16Just wait to get to the jockstrap.
37:17Oh.
37:17Is there things in the jockstrap?
37:19Let's find out.
37:20I mean, it might be valuable.
37:23I mean, I mean.
37:24I hauled my top torso over to Precinct to meet with a drag king who knows it all, Johnny Gentleman.
37:30I think this is Bozak's first time with a drag king.
37:32I hope Johnny's gentle.
37:34So, just like drag queens, we are impersonating male characters.
37:38So, it could be a very masculine character, it could be a very vintage character, or it can just be whatever kind of man we want to be.
37:46Like, for me, my name is Johnny Gentleman, so I base my character off of, like, 1920s, you know, Gatsby-esque men.
37:53So, I like to wear a lot of suits, a lot of suspenders, kind of give that vintage look.
37:58So, it's a form of rebellion to give ourselves a little bit of masculinity and power.
38:03I think Johnny's wearing a suit better than Bozak ever has.
38:07Amazing.
38:08Well, you have some really great stuff here.
38:10Love the boa.
38:12It's very soft, which is very nice.
38:13I mean, I think he would have looked more gorgeous on you, though.
38:17Ooh, yes, Diva.
38:19Ah, looking fabulous.
38:21All right, let's see what we have here.
38:23All right.
38:24This looks like a wig, for sure.
38:27Wow.
38:27It's very soft.
38:29It's very human hair.
38:29Do you want to touch that?
38:30Mm-hmm.
38:31That's very nice.
38:32It is very nice.
38:33Do you want to try this?
38:33I think it looks like a Bridget Bardo type.
38:35Right?
38:36Right?
38:37Oh.
38:38Oh, my goodness.
38:40Yes, honey.
38:41Isn't she pretty?
38:42Ah, that's pretty.
38:43Okay.
38:45I mean, the jock strap and sock.
38:47It's a package deal.
38:48Ha, ha.
38:49I see what you did there.
38:50It's a package deal.
38:52All right, let's see this mustache.
38:56This one is aggressively large.
38:59Yes.
38:59Yeah.
38:59And that's synthetic.
39:02Do I look like one of my mom's boyfriends?
39:05She did like a mustache.
39:07I mean...
39:07Easy, Colonel.
39:09Like mother, like daughter.
39:10But wait, there's more.
39:11There's weight, there's more.
39:12Yay!
39:13Let's see what it is.
39:15Oh.
39:16Oh.
39:17Oh.
39:17Oh, f***.
39:19So these muscle suits, actually, not only drag kings use them, but cosplayers.
39:23And this is very heavy.
39:25It's extremely heavy.
39:2640 pounds, so the person that was wearing this was probably in pain a lot.
39:31As weird as it sounds, this is actually a really good treasure that you have here.
39:35It's custom, like silicone, only a limited amount of companies do this.
39:39Okay.
39:39And because it's medical silicone, it is breathable.
39:43Uh-huh.
39:43And the bigger the packs and the bigger the suit, the more expensive it is.
39:47All right, Johnny.
39:49How much money we got here?
39:50Is this a drag or a wiener?
39:54Well...
39:55Mm.
39:58You know, with the accessories and the suit...
40:02I would say...
40:07You've got to get $700 here.
40:11What?
40:12What?
40:12Yeah.
40:13Definitely, you hit the bank on this.
40:15Tip money, right, bud?
40:16Tip money.
40:17Oh.
40:18Just the tip.
40:19Brandy Passante flexed her way to the top, finishing with 1,800 big ones.
40:30Ivy Calvin's subaquatic camera made a splash, surfing up over $700.
40:38Renee Nazota's family affair delivered a smashing $400.
40:43While the sweet sounds of the dulcimer rescued Kenny from the burrito abyss.
40:53Whoa.
41:02I want you.
41:04Oh, really?
41:06To dance and sing.
41:07I want you.
41:09Sing it, girl.
41:10To dance and sing.
41:11I want you.
41:13Come on now.
41:14Dance and sing.
41:15Woo!
41:16Everybody dance and sing.
41:19Yeah!
41:19I want you.
41:22To dance and sing.
41:23Woo!
41:24Everybody dance and sing.
41:28Yeah, just like that.
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