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00:00Just an hour to go until we find out who's going home.
00:26X-Factor's back, 8.35.
00:28And now, the boys have got another classic for you.
00:30Ant and X, Game Show Marathon on ICB1.
00:56Ant and X.
01:26X-Factor's back, 8.35.
01:27And now, the boys have got another classic.
01:28X-Factor's back, 8.35.
01:30Come on, X-Factor's back, 8.35.
01:32Come on.
01:33Hey that's militaries.
01:35Hey.
01:36How are you?
01:37Good morning.
01:39Thank you very much.
01:41Thank you very much.
01:43Thank you very much.
01:44Thank you very much.
01:45Woo!
01:46Thank you very much.
01:47Indeed.
01:48Hello and welcome to week five of Game Show Marathon.
01:54Every Saturday we're bringing you a different game show, all played by star contestants
01:58who are raising money for their chosen charity.
02:00Now this week it's our first semi-final, a head-to-head challenge between Carol Vorderman
02:05and Patsy Kendrick.
02:06Whoever triumphs tonight will make it to the final where they get to play family fortunes
02:10with their real families.
02:12Now, Declan, before we go any further, there's something I have to say.
02:26You see these classic ITV game shows, well, they've only ever had one host.
02:32And you see, there's two of us.
02:35I know, I'm glad you brought this in, because I've been thinking exactly the same thing.
02:39It is only a job for one man, really.
02:41So, I spoke to the producers.
02:43Yeah, I spoke to the producers as well, and it's all sorted.
02:46Good, so, I mean, no hard feelings then?
02:49Not at all.
02:52Hello and welcome to tonight's show.
02:54What are you doing? What are you doing?
02:56I'm really in the order queue, because I'm presenting the show on my own.
03:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm presenting the show on my own.
03:05You heard what the producers said, didn't you?
03:07It's a job for one man, and that man is me.
03:11Not me.
03:12Well, I'm not leaving.
03:13Well, I don't care what you say.
03:14I'm not leaving.
03:15Well, I don't care what you say.
03:16Right?
03:17I'm doing the show.
03:18So am I?
03:19Right?
03:20Hello and welcome to tonight's show.
03:21I've got a job for you.
03:22So will you now please welcome your new host, Jim Bowen.
03:26Welcome.
03:27Welcome to Jim Bowen's Game Show Marathon.
03:39Now you guys, I've got your BFH here.
03:40You know what your BFH is?
03:41What?
03:42It's your bus fare home.
03:43What?
03:44You can keep it, Jim.
03:45What do you mean?
03:46I'm not having any of this, no way.
03:47I'm booked to do it.
03:48I don't care.
03:49No, actually, hang on a minute.
03:50I'm from Norwich.
03:51If Jim wants to do the show, I'm going to do it.
03:52I'm from Norwich.
03:53I'm from Norwich.
03:54I'm from Norwich.
03:55If Jim wants to do the show, Jim can do the show.
04:01Isn't that right?
04:02You don't mind then.
04:03I don't mind then.
04:04I know, you might have been a bit upset but you're obviously not too bothered.
04:06It's fine.
04:07You do the show.
04:09I'm from Norwich.
04:11I'm from Norwich.
04:12I'm from Norwich.
04:13No, you can keep it.
04:14You can keep it, Jim.
04:15I'm not having any of this, no way.
04:16I'm booked to do it.
04:17Well I don't care.
04:18No, actually, hang on a minute.
04:19I'm from Norwich.
04:20If Jim wants to do the show, Jim can do the show.
04:23All right over here Gia to do with the show to do with the show
04:48Turns out you can't beat a bit of bully
04:53Now last week Vernon Kaye won sale of the century which meant some fantastic prizes for one lucky viewer
05:01And when it came to the surprise delivery who better to change a family's fortunes than Les Dennis
05:06I'm here in Tameside at Samantha Foster's house
05:15She's not at home but I've got the key
05:18Let's go in and wait
05:19Hi Sam, how are you doing?
05:40Hello
05:42You've won Ant & Dex Game Show Marathon
05:46I haven't
05:47What do you think I'm doing here?
05:48In your kitchen
05:50Do you want a cup of tea?
05:52Yes please
05:53Let's get the van round
05:56Let's get the van round
06:00Whoa
06:02Come on let's have a look
06:04Is that the red chair?
06:06You've got the red chair
06:07You've got the tyres that are burning away for you
06:10Dad we've got a storage coming
06:15A storage coming?
06:16I've got a storage trolley to keep Christmas dinner warm
06:19Hello, how is it? Is it good?
06:24Set the door out
06:29You broke it
06:35To the foster family, how are we feeling?
06:37Yay!
06:38Sam, how are you feeling?
06:39God snack
06:40God snack
06:41You, Hannah?
06:42Fantastic
06:43Yeah, well get off there, it's getting hot
06:45Ow!
06:46Who plugged that in?
06:47And one of you at home could win some great prizes tonight
06:52Including a brand new car
06:54If you can answer this question
06:56Bullseye had a bull as it's mascot
06:59What was it's name?
07:00A. Bully
07:01B. Daisy
07:02Or C. Ermintrude
07:04Call phone on 012-930-940
07:08And follow instructions on the line
07:10Calls cost a pound
07:11Or text your answer A, B or C to 6333-7
07:16Texts cost a pound plus three messages at standard rate
07:19Lines close at 10pm and players must be 18 or over
07:23So get calling
07:24Right, is everybody ready for the fifth game show of the marathon?
07:27Yeah!
07:29Good, I'll give you some clues then
07:31It had some of the best known catchphrases in game show history
07:34It featured a giant pack of cards
07:36And was hosted by Bruce Forsythe
07:39Yes, that's right, tonight's game show is
07:41Leigh of Cards!
07:43Very good!
07:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:47Hello ladies, looking lovely as ever
08:02Nice to see
08:03Can I, can I, can I do it now?
08:04Oh, if you must, go on
08:06What do points make?
08:07Friday!
08:09Yes!
08:10Ooh, that felt good!
08:11Good, good
08:12Okay, so we've got the cards
08:13We've got the Dolly Dealers
08:14And we've got the catchphrases
08:16But before we start
08:17Here's why I play your cards right
08:19With such an ace game show
08:21It brought the casinos of Vegas into your living room
08:24Lower, lower
08:251,000 pounds, lower than a king
08:27Attack!
08:28It had audiences captivated for 15 years
08:32That whole audience participation thing
08:34Which just made it really brilliant
08:35Wow!
08:36Whee!
08:37One man was ultimately responsible for its runaway success
08:40It was Bruce Forsythe's best show
08:43What a welcome, thank you so much!
08:46It is the king, the ace, the diamond in ITV's pack
08:52The great thing about it was that you didn't need to go on there with any level of knowledge
08:58It wasn't about skill or knowledge, it was just about luck
09:01Very simple game
09:02Work your way across the board by predicting whether each of these cards will be higher or lower than the preceding one
09:08Easily recreated at home with just a pack of cards
09:11You could say play your cards right was very simple, you could say it was too simple
09:14People could play it at home, but there's nothing wrong with simple if it's fun
09:17But it wouldn't have been so much fun without one vital ingredient
09:21Now I'm the leader of the pack, which made me such a lucky jack
09:24Everything that Bruce said was a catchphrase
09:26Oh!
09:27You don't get anything for a pair
09:29Lock in this guy
09:31Bruce's catchphrases did the trick
09:34Points make prizes
09:36A, they were fun
09:37And B, they were a sort of daily advertisement for the show itself
09:40And here they are, they're so appealing
09:42Okay dollies, do your dealing
09:44Ho ho!
09:45Look at this!
09:46The girls were auditioned for their charm and their beauty
09:49And Bruce used to have a bit of fun with them
09:51If you want to do just a quick audition
09:53And then we'll uh
09:54Alright, alright, alright!
09:56Okay!
09:57You've got the job
09:58But I remember at the time it was, you know, it was not so bad
10:01It's only when you look back now and you think
10:03Good grief! That is outrageous!
10:05The dolly dealers did sometimes get to say one word
10:11Have you missed me?
10:12Every chance I got
10:14That isn't funny
10:16And they were always dressed in these crazy mad outfits
10:20Dolly dealers, would it work today?
10:24No!
10:25So, we have our cards
10:27All we need now are our players
10:29Bruce is king with the public
10:31He goes through this whole act where he doesn't know anything about them
10:34Muriel and Arthur
10:35Pickles
10:36What miss?
10:37Pickles!
10:38Oh, Pickles!
10:39And then he makes a hilarious joke
10:40It is bad luck to have a big nose and have a name like Pickles
10:45I think comedians will do anything for a laugh
10:48No matter how much they might smile and persuade you to the charming people
10:51Anything is fodder for them
10:53Turkish women may have fuller lips
10:55But English women have the biggest mouths in the world
10:58After their comedy intros, the contestants had to contend with the equally hilarious surveys
11:04And they would ask them to guess a percentage after they asked 100 people
11:08A really silly question
11:09We asked 100 farmers
11:11If the vet gave you some pills to improve your bull's performance
11:20Would you be tempted to try them yourself?
11:23With the contestants and audience worked up to fever pitch
11:26The final round was where the game really came into its own
11:29What do points make?
11:30Points!
11:31He'd just sort of jump about shouting at them and get the audience to shout
11:35And what do pounds make?
11:36Three people!
11:37And turn some cards over in a random manner
11:40An eight!
11:41Five!
11:42Five!
11:43Five!
11:44Five!
11:45Five!
11:46Hello!
11:47Hello!
11:48And the audience were all doing it
11:49We were doing it at home
11:50This is the big one
11:51You could see them sweat a bit
11:53Oh yes
11:54Yes
11:55And when you know someone's on for a big win
11:58And you turn that last card over
12:00That's just magic telling
12:02Good luck!
12:03Good luck!
12:05So that's play your cards right
12:06Addictive and unpredictable
12:08But always held together by its incomparable host
12:11As I thought in the palm of my head
12:21Absolute brilliant
12:22That's a true piece of game show history
12:26But what about tonight's competitors?
12:28You know Carol and Patsy are ready to fight it out for a place in the final
12:32But how did they get here?
12:33Well, this is their story so far
12:35Carol Borderman!
12:37I've had the shortest journey of anyone
12:39Because I won on the first show
12:41I think it was my excellence in picking the right price of the beautiful ostrich egg that got me through
12:48She's, you know, she's so sharp
12:51I wasn't surprised that she won
12:53I didn't think I would win anything
12:55You've chosen the key that also opens box 13 tonight
12:58When Dec opened box 13 and the rugby shirt came out
13:01I just thought, they can't be that mean
13:03I would have done exactly the same thing
13:05I'm always a gambler
13:06And then suddenly he said, but you can wear this on your trip to New Zealand
13:09And I was absolutely full
13:11I'm very excited about playing your cards right
13:14I think she's going to walk it actually
13:16I'm going to go in thinking I'm going to win it
13:18But I won't go down without a fight
13:21Let's have a quick look backstage then
13:23See how they're both there and up
13:25There they are
13:26The baddest woman in Saw versus the cleverest woman on the telly
13:29But who will triumph?
13:30Find out after this break
13:31See you in a couple of minutes
13:32A couple of minutes
14:02And now, please welcome everybody's favourite lucky jacks
14:17Ant & Jack
14:29It's nice to see you, to see you
14:32Oh yes, welcome to play your cards right
14:35What a lovely audience
14:37Yeah
14:38So much better than last
14:39So much better
14:40This is really good
14:41Now we're the leaders of the pack
14:42Which makes us both such lucky jacks
14:44But here they are
14:45They're so appealing
14:46OK dollies
14:47Do your dealing
14:54The lovely Rachel and the lovely Debbie
14:56Looking ever so lovely
14:58I love these catchphrases
15:01You're the losers
15:02OK so
15:03We've got the lovely dealers
15:04It's time to meet two more beautiful women
15:06Please welcome back
15:07Carol Vorderman
15:08And Patsy Kenzie
15:13Hello
15:16Lovely to see you
15:17Lovely to see you
15:19Lovely to see you
15:20Lovely
15:22And Carol
15:23Welcome back to Game Show Marathon
15:25It's been a long time
15:26It's been week one
15:27On the Price is Right
15:28I've been jumping around ever since
15:30Well what have you done?
15:31Have you missed us first of all?
15:32Oh I have
15:33Oh we've missed you
15:34I have watched every Saturday
15:35Have you?
15:36Is that how you've been spending your Saturday nights?
15:37Yeah
15:38So you haven't had life since?
15:39No
15:40I haven't been away from the telly
15:42You've been studying the Game Show Marathon
15:44Now because Play Your Cards Right
15:46Was always played by couples
15:47You've been joined tonight by a friend
15:49You've brought Sarah along
15:50Yes Sarah
15:51Who introduced us to Sarah?
15:52Tell us a bit about Sarah
15:53Well Sarah is actually a personal trainer
15:55Now I have to say at this point
15:56I'm not into the gym myself
15:58Right
15:59But about three years ago I thought
16:00Ooh ooh
16:01Bums getting a bit you know
16:02And so on
16:03So I phoned Claire Sweeney
16:04Who's a friend
16:05And she said Sarah's really good
16:07What she didn't say about Sarah
16:08Is she's the cruelest woman
16:10In gym history
16:12So I went into the gym
16:14Like a full bodied woman
16:16And I was all well and fit and everything
16:18Came out
16:19She's so cruel I can't tell you
16:21I called her Cruella
16:22I came out like this
16:24An hour later
16:25Thoughtfully
16:26It was dreadful
16:27Really?
16:28Yeah
16:29Were you pleased with the results though?
16:30Yes I was
16:31Well that's all I thought
16:32And Patsy welcome back
16:34Great to see you
16:35Hello
16:36Last time I saw it was take your pick
16:37That's right
16:38Very well done I know
16:39I know
16:40And you've been joined by your friend Colin
16:41Introduce us to Colin
16:42This is Colin
16:43And erm
16:44I've known Colin for 13 years
16:45How are you doing Colin?
16:46Good friend
16:47Welcome to play your cards right
16:49You looking forward to it?
16:50No
16:52Very nervous?
16:53Yes very
16:54What do you do Colin?
16:55I do interiors and architecture
16:56So
16:57Not really gonna help you for a game show is it?
16:58No
16:59Not less grounded
17:00So you're gonna rely on him tonight
17:01To get you through to the final
17:02He's so reliable
17:03He's actually married to my best friend Angela
17:04Alright
17:05Who's here tonight
17:06Let's have a wave
17:07There she is
17:08Hiya
17:09Hiya
17:10Why didn't you pick her then?
17:11She's your best friend
17:12You picked her husband
17:13Well because Colin is the most relevant person I know
17:15And he's quite competitive
17:16Right
17:17And he's very calm
17:18And I think that you know
17:19I want him by my side tonight
17:20I think we're gonna you know
17:21He's a good partner to have
17:22Oh I see
17:23Don't believe it Angela
17:24She thinks you're thick
17:28Listen all four of you
17:29Good luck tonight
17:30Have a good one
17:31So will the queen of player cards
17:33Right be Patsy or Carol
17:34Well here's a few top tips
17:36To help you both out
17:37Have a look
17:38Don't forget your game show lingo
17:40Like Tracy and Mark Walshaw
17:41Stick
17:42Stick
17:43Stick
17:44Stick
17:45Don't you say stick to me
17:47Sam
17:48It's freeze
17:49Freeze
17:50Okay freeze
17:51Stick
17:52Do make sure you get all the horse's jokes
17:55Like Gary Inman did
17:56What you're trying to say is that
17:58The only thing that gets turned on
18:00Is the telly
18:01Yeah
18:02Eventually
18:04Don't disagree in front of the horse
18:07Like Paul and Sue Jeffrey
18:08About 35
18:0937
18:1037
18:11No
18:12What 38
18:1342
18:1442
18:1741
18:1841
18:1941
18:2042
18:2141
18:22Going for 41
18:23Do make sure you understand the questions
18:25Like Shirl and Andy Hopgood
18:27How many vicar said yes
18:28If they were required to remain celibate
18:30They would still have taken holy orders
18:33That means they don't do it
18:36They don't
18:44Great stuff
18:45That was nice
18:46Brilliant
18:49Okay you both
18:51Hold that out to you a little bit
18:53This is how our first game works
18:55It's all about the turn of the cards
18:57You have to work your way across the board
18:59Predicted whether each card is higher or lower than the one before
19:03The first couple to get to the end of the board wins
19:06And get the board's bonus
19:11Very good
19:12Now if you don't want to turn over the next card
19:13You can of course freeze
19:14Now that means your opponent can't play
19:16And we'll ask another question
19:17Okay
19:18Now it's the best of three tonight
19:19So the first couple to win two games
19:21Are tonight's winners
19:22And claim the first spot in the game show marathon final
19:25Now before we start
19:27We must ask you
19:28Did you cut the cards?
19:29Yes we did
19:30Yes did you see them cut the cards?
19:31Yes
19:32Okay
19:33Let's get started
19:34Now to get control of the board
19:36You have to answer a question
19:37All of our questions
19:38Are based on a survey of 100 people
19:40Now Carol you won the toss before the show
19:42Yes
19:43So you get the first question
19:44Okay
19:45Good luck
19:46We asked 100 waiters
19:47If they'd spit in the food of an awkward customer
19:50How many waiters said yes they would spit in the food of an awkward customer?
19:54I think quite a few
19:56What would we say?
19:5740?
19:58Higher!
20:00How did you get higher?
20:02I thought the draft are all going up
20:0665?
20:07Yeah
20:0860
20:09Remind me never to come of any of your restaurants
20:1960
20:2060
20:2160
20:22Okay 60 is your answer
20:24Patsy and Colin
20:25Do you think it's higher or lower than 60?
20:28I think that was a good guess that Carol said
20:32That Carol said
20:33So I think
20:34A little bit higher
20:35A little bit higher than that
20:36Possibly
20:37Higher
20:38Alright
20:39The number of waiters who said yes they would spit in the food of an awkward customer
20:45Is
20:46Only nine
20:52Higher
20:53Higher
20:55So it's only nine
20:56And I'd just like to say at this point
20:57I think all waiters and waiters do a fantastic job
21:00But Carol and Sarah you get control of the ball
21:04Okay here we go
21:05I've been looking forward to this
21:06Let's take a look at your base card
21:08It is
21:09A six
21:10Now
21:11You can change this if you want
21:13It's over here
21:14To give us your way
21:15You want to change the card?
21:16You want to change the card?
21:17You want to change the card?
21:18You want to change the card?
21:19You want to change the card?
21:20Okay
21:21You've changed the six to
21:22A jack
21:23Alright it's over here
21:24What do you want?
21:29Lower
21:30Lower
21:31Okay
21:32Lower than a jack you say
21:34A four
21:35Yeah
21:36Yeah
21:37Yeah
21:38Yeah
21:39Yeah
21:40Yeah
21:41Yeah
21:42Okay here we go
21:43Higher than a four you say
21:44A jack
21:45Yeah
21:46Yeah
21:47Yeah
21:48Yeah
21:49Yeah
21:50Yeah
21:51Yeah
21:52Yeah
21:53Yeah
21:54Yeah
21:55Yeah
21:56Yeah
21:57Yeah
21:58Yeah
21:59Yeah
22:00Yeah
22:01Yeah
22:02Yeah
22:03Yeah
22:04Yeah
22:05Yeah
22:06Okay so that means
22:07It passes over to Patsy and Colin
22:09Let's take a look at your base card
22:11You can't change that
22:12Higher
22:13Higher
22:14Higher
22:15Lower
22:16Lower
22:17Lower
22:18Lower
22:19Lower
22:20Lower
22:21Lower
22:22Lower
22:23Lower
22:24Lower
22:25Lower
22:26Lower
22:28Lower
22:29Lower
22:30Lower
22:31Lower
22:32Lower
22:33Lower
22:34Lower
22:35Lower
22:36Lower
22:37Lower
22:38Lower
22:39Lower
22:40Lower
22:41Lower
22:42Lower
22:43Lower
22:44That is the maddest thing I've ever seen.
22:53I've never been excited or so excited in all my life.
22:57And you've brought some much as protected.
22:59That's seven.
22:59We get another question.
23:00Okay, this one's to you, Patsy and Colin.
23:02We asked 100 nuns.
23:05What do you mean by that?
23:08We asked 100 nuns, have you ever been mistaken for a stripper gram?
23:14How many nuns said, yes, I have been mistaken for a stripper gram?
23:18Well, I went to a convent and I don't think any of the nuns that taught me
23:23would have been mistaken for stripper grams.
23:25But how wonderful.
23:27But I think it's going to be...
23:28Yeah, but 20%?
23:31Less? No, less.
23:32Less.
23:3510.
23:3610%.
23:3710%.
23:39You're going to go for 10.
23:40Okay.
23:40Tough on this one.
23:46It's really tough.
23:48I don't think many, to be honest.
23:50Well, they don't go in the right places, do they really?
23:52There aren't many nuns in pubs.
23:54You're never seeing a nun in the pub.
23:57So we'll go...
23:58And you wouldn't begrudging them a drink because they've given up so much else.
24:03Lower than 10.
24:04No, no.
24:05You're going to go lower than 10.
24:06The actual number of nuns who says,
24:12Yes, I have been mistaken for a stripper gram is...
24:16Only one.
24:19Yes.
24:21Only one.
24:22Apparently,
24:24the other 99 tried,
24:25but they couldn't get out of the habit.
24:26Which means,
24:35Carol and Sarah,
24:36you get control of the board again.
24:38Okay,
24:38now you can change that,
24:39if you want to Jack,
24:40what do you want to do?
24:41Yeah.
24:42You want to keep that?
24:43You want to keep that?
24:44Yeah.
24:44And we do.
24:47All right.
24:48More than a Jack.
24:50It's a team.
24:54All right.
24:55All right.
24:55Okay.
24:56Higher than a two.
24:57You say...
24:58A Jack.
25:00Nice.
25:00Good.
25:05Good.
25:05You say...
25:06A four.
25:12You say...
25:13Higher.
25:14Okay.
25:15Now then,
25:15if you get this,
25:16you've won the first game.
25:17Higher than a four.
25:18You say...
25:19A four.
25:24Well done.
25:25very good
25:29I'm forgetting to the end of the road
25:33you get this boy's bonus
25:34two showers in line please
25:37this teesmaid comes complete with ceramic teapot
25:41and illuminated clock display
25:43it's a prize that's sure to be everybody's cup of tea
25:47that's lovely
25:50lovely teesmaid
25:51that goes straight into the nice viewer prize package
25:54and at the end of that
25:55carol and sarah go into the lead
25:571-0
25:58well done
25:59it's brilliant isn't it
26:03I'm loving it
26:03ok it's time for a break now
26:04but it's all still to play for
26:06because tonight patsy or carol will secure a place
26:09in the game show marathon final
26:11isn't that right
26:12don't touch the deck
26:14we'll be back in a second
26:24welcome back to three cards right where it's carol versus patsy
26:34in the first of our semi-finals
26:36and although it's one little carol
26:38it's all still to play for
26:40yes
26:40now don't forget everything that's won tonight
26:42goes to one of you
26:43at home
26:44to be in with a chance of winning some great prizes
26:46all you have to do
26:46is call in with the answer to this question
26:48bullseye had a bull as its mascot
26:52what was its name
26:53a. bully
26:54b. daisy
26:55or c. ermintrude
26:58call 09012 930 940
27:01and follow instructions on the line
27:03calls cost a pound
27:04or text your answer
27:06a.b. or c. to 63337
27:09texts cost a pound
27:10plus three messages at standard rate
27:12lines close at 10pm
27:14and players must be 18 or over
27:16okay it's time for our second game of the night
27:19here we go
27:20let's grab
27:21the next question
27:22good luck
27:23carol this is to you
27:25we asked
27:26100 taxi drivers
27:28has anyone ever jumped in your cab
27:30and said follow that car
27:32how many taxi drivers said yes
27:36someone had jumped in their cab
27:38and said follow that car
27:40what do you think
27:4115
27:41ever done it yourself
27:42no I never have
27:43no I've never done that Sarah
27:44they always like to do stories don't they
27:45yeah they do like to do the story makers
27:47guess who I
27:48guess who I
27:49I didn't like that
27:50in the back of our cab
27:50um
27:51still low though
27:52I think low
27:5313
27:54higher
27:5520
28:0020
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28:0218
28:0318
28:0318
28:04okay you're going
28:05for 18
28:07back to Colin
28:09do you think
28:10do you think it's higher
28:12or lower than 80
28:14what do you think
28:14we think higher
28:15we think higher
28:16we think higher
28:17we think higher
28:17you're going for higher
28:18higher
28:19higher than 18
28:20okay the actual answer
28:22we were looking for was
28:2373
28:26what
28:27I would never have thought of having that
28:30wriggling with you
28:31amazing
28:33okay that means
28:33taxi Colin
28:34you've got control of the board
28:36off you go
28:36so your base card then
28:37is a 10
28:38it's a good card
28:39but you can't change it
28:39you're going to change that 10
28:44you've changed it to
28:45an ace
28:46great card
28:47lower
28:48lower
28:49lower than an ace
28:50you say
28:50a jack
28:51lower
28:52lower
28:53lower
28:57lower
28:57lower than a jack
28:58you say
28:59a two
29:00higher
29:02higher
29:03higher
29:03higher
29:04higher
29:05higher than a two
29:06you say
29:06a nine
29:07freeze
29:08freeze
29:09freeze
29:10freeze
29:11freeze
29:12freeze
29:13freeze
29:14freeze
29:15freeze
29:16on the nine
29:17okay
29:17it's a tricky card that night
29:22it really is a tricky card
29:23okay we've got another question
29:24this one is for you
29:25Patsy
29:26we asked
29:27100 call center workers
29:29if they've ever used their headsets
29:31to do Madonna
29:32impressions
29:33how many call center workers
29:36said yes
29:37they have used their headset
29:39to do a Madonna impression
29:41what do you reckon
29:4147
29:44what do you think
29:4660
29:4960
29:5060
29:5160
29:5260
29:53okay
29:54higher
29:55higher
29:56higher
29:57okay
29:58higher
29:59right
30:00higher
30:01higher
30:02out of 100
30:03the actual amount
30:04of call center workers
30:05that had used their
30:06headset to do a Madonna impression
30:08was
30:0915
30:10Patsy
30:12Colin
30:13what
30:14is it us
30:15yes
30:16it is
30:17yes
30:18can we
30:19we can't win
30:20would you like to change that
30:23yeah
30:24so you change that you're frozen
30:25got the opportunity to change that nine
30:26i've changed it
30:27to
30:28Jack
30:30This is for the game to make it one all lower than a jack you say
30:54Forgetting at the end of the roll you get this boy's bonus
31:00The Irish because you're off for a relaxing break at the Kalani Plaza hotel and spa in Ireland with a wide range of treatments
31:08This price is just what the doctor ordered
31:20It's one's each
31:22Oh
31:28Time for the next question go look this question goes to
31:32Carol, okay, we asked 100 policemen if they've ever made jokes about the size of their truncheon
31:40Said yes, they had made jokes about the size of their truncheon
31:43Lots
31:47To say 80 what would you say?
31:59Or 80
32:0384 84 we have
32:09You say
32:14The actual number of policemen who said yes, I've made a joke about the size of my truncheon is
32:28Here we go here's base card. It's a number five
32:33Which is that five to a
32:43High than the seven you say
32:48Lucky that means it's over to Carol and Sarah. Let's take a look at your base card. It's a queen
32:55Very good point
32:55Who are the one to go?
33:00No, no, not a
33:01Okay, well, and queen you say
33:02a two
33:04Go!
33:04Yeah!
33:05Higher!
33:06Higher!
33:09You say higher?
33:11Higher to the two, a seven!
33:14And three.
33:17Freeze!
33:18They've decided to freeze!
33:22Ok, that means another question this time,
33:25it's for Pat and Colin.
33:26We asked...
33:27100 mothers with single daughters,
33:29would they rather have aunt or deck as a son in law?
33:34How many mothers said they would rather have aunt as a son-in-law?
33:47You've got a cheeky face. Thank you very much. And he's got an adorable face
33:5650 50
34:04Because we're here 60% 60 would rather have aunt
34:0850 50 50
34:32Ever so slightly
34:38Yeah, all right Carol water a little bit the number of mothers who said they would rather have aunt as a son-in-law is
34:5935
35:14It was another 35 said they'd rather have me as a son-in-law and another 30 said they'd rather see their daughters grow old alone
35:20Let's grow old alone
35:24And Sarah you have control of the board right you want to change this car you want to change this card?
35:29Okay, can we change that car, please you're changing you seven to a
35:33And Jack
35:47This to win and go through to the games your mouth and final
35:52I
35:54The end of the row Carol also gets this boys bonus
36:14I
36:16Quick enough with this top-of-the-range lawn care package
36:20I deal for the budding out and titchmarch this shed load of equipment is perfect for pottering around in the gun
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43:06500 higher than a four you say
43:16You've reached the end of the first row we lift you up to the second row and start you here and you get another 200 points
43:22And you can change the card
43:24Do you want to change the card?
43:26Do you want to change the card?
43:28I want to change that 5, 2, 3
43:30Yes!
43:32Alright Carousel you've got 1,400 points
43:34How much are you going to get?
43:361,000
43:381,000
43:401,000
43:421,000
43:441,000
43:461,000
43:481,000 points
43:501,000
43:521,000
43:541,000
43:561,000
43:58What did I say?
44:00Anne.
44:021, Например
44:09It's all getting very exciting now. They've got 2,400 points.
44:132,000 points, lower, lower, but you can't get any higher, it has to be lower, unless, it's another race, and you get nothing in this game, but, lower than this, you say, it's a queen, so, let me just explain, you've got 4,000, so you don't want to risk that, because you want to go for the car, so you've got to, 400,
44:41400, lower than a queen, 400, lower than a queen, you say, an eight, well done, well done, you've got, you've got 4,000 points, you knew that, but that means, if you answer one question, you get the car, can't we have the question, please, Rachel, good luck with this, you too, thank you very much, my darling, okay,
45:11hands to the studio, please, they can't help you on this one, I'm afraid, I need, you to name me, 5, game show hosts,
45:21Bob Mankaus, Bruce Forsyth, not you two,
45:26thank you very much, that's 2, Bob Polness, Jim Bowen, and can I say, my love, Richard Whiteley,
45:33yes, you can, 5,
45:35ok, fingers crossed,
45:39so you're going to, that means, we lift you up here,
45:47to the 4, and you can change the card, we have to change it,
45:52we have to change it, oh,
45:54so you're changing the 8, 2,
46:00oh, no,
46:02a 10,
46:04ok, for the card,
46:08we have considered, all the calculations, yes,
46:11and we would say, on balance, lower,
46:16ok, on the turn of this card, we could win the card for one, look if you're at home, we want the card, we want the card, this for the car, lower than the 10, you say,
46:31yes,
46:52well done, you've won the card, along with the T's made this far break, the lawn care kit, the crystal, the luggage, the dish rushing, the high five, the
47:01table and chairs, the diamond jewellery, and the holiday.
47:04Yeah!
47:05But that doesn't go to you two, it goes to one of you at home.
47:10All you have to do is call the number on screen right now to be in with a chance of winning
47:14it.
47:15And Carol, you'll be back in two weeks for family fortunes in the final.
47:18I know, I'm so, I honestly, I'm so excited about it, but I haven't decided who's coming
47:23yet.
47:24Oh!
47:25Right!
47:26Best sorted out before next week.
47:27But listen, you were brilliant and so were you, Sarah.
47:30We love Carol and Sarah.
47:31Well, that's just about it for tonight.
47:32We'll be back next week when Bill and Vernon go head-to-head in the second semi-fine.
47:37But for tonight, thanks to Patsy and Colin, Carol and Sarah, Jim Bowen, and our fantastic
47:49Daisy Brown.
47:50And remember, if it'd still be a good night, if you play your cards, right, goodnight to
47:55you!
47:56The X Factor results just minutes away.
47:57Who do you think's in the bottom two?
47:58Who will the judges be sending home?
47:59Keep it right here to find out.
48:00It's next.
48:01Then it's afterlife.
48:02Alison confronted by a terrifying spirit after revenge at five past nine.
48:03And the little Britain boys with Parkinson later at five past ten.
48:09And the little Britain boys with Parkinson later at five past ten.
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48:17AND APPLAUSE
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