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Act Like You Love Me – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:04Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:13Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:20Nothing?
01:21Nothing.
01:22What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:24She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:28Let me see that.
01:29This looks like a marriage license.
01:36You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:40You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her?
01:45Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:55I'm sorry. That's the law.
01:58Well, fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce. I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:42My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
03:12I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:40The fuck? You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:55Everyone out.
03:57This is my house. This is my life. So get out!
04:01Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:03All right, people. Party's over. Let's go. Party's over.
04:08Party's over.
04:09Party's over.
04:10Party's over.
04:15Party's over.
04:16Party's over.
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04:35Party's over.
04:36Party's over.
04:37Party's over.
04:38Party's over.
04:39Party's over.
04:40Party's over.
04:41Hey, George. Welcome back.
04:43Hey.
04:45This is the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:54Yeah.
04:55Sure.
04:56Be back with that.
04:58Okay.
05:01Let me guess. Acting not going so well?
05:05I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:09I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open.
05:24If not for yourself or Benji.
05:26I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay.
05:29What is that?
05:30I want to hire you.
05:33You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
05:37An acting gig.
05:38I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know?
05:44Like a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:02Deal.
06:03Come on.
06:04Two more.
06:05Last one.
06:06Okay.
06:07Good work.
06:08Good work.
06:09Yeah.
06:10Hey, can I tell you something?
06:11Well, that's never good.
06:12You ready?
06:13As ready as I could be.
06:14I'm gonna be an actor.
06:15You what?
06:16Look, some waitress.
06:17Someone needed my help and I agreed.
06:19You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:20Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet and she, um, and she wants to show her son that, look, she doesn't know that part yet.
06:32And, um, I, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:37Totally normal request.
06:38Look, man, I just need something, something different.
06:41You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:42I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty.
06:45Okay, so let me get this straight.
06:46Let me get this straight.
06:47Alright.
06:48That's not certain, well, how am I going to care for you?
06:50You're still hanging out.
06:51You're still hanging out?
06:52I'm staying home.
06:54You're sitting here.
06:55I'm paying home with the time you're paying.
06:56Hey, you're still hanging.
06:57I'm still hanging out.
06:58Hey, Mommy.
06:59That's okay.
07:00so empty okay so let me get this straight you got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend
07:06yeah okay crazy things have happened i got your back boss
07:12thanks you know and you'll see she's great whatever you say boss another set
07:19oh my god why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me sharon no idea what you're doing
07:26what's this oh no let's do it's not good
07:36urgent child support
07:45last notice of child support must pay will not be paying that
07:56i don't know
08:06ah fuck oh no no no no
08:14fucking no hello delilah you look quite nice tonight
08:26why thank you george you look quite nice as well
08:38why thank you george you look quite nice too can i offer you something to drink
08:47no thank you i'm fine
08:58this is gonna be great
08:59you can do it benji come on
09:10come on benji hit the ball for once let's go benji you're doing great hey tony
09:21hey delilah looking good as always you looking good as always somebody likes you
09:29shut up all right benji he does nice with that dribble nice
09:34oh my god that's him
09:42that's who uh the guy that i hired to pretend to be my boyfriend delilah what are you talking
09:55about what are you talking about what are you talking about what are you talking about hey george hey doilah
10:01oh for christ's sake man up boy don't say that oh my god can he go i'm so bored
10:14oh for fuck's sake thank god i have a mani paddy come on let's get out of here you don't want to say hi to him
10:21no it's a little harsh to say to your kid who the fuck are you i'm george i'm delilah's new boyfriend
10:29delilah's new boyfriend
10:36yes
10:37yeah we are dating
10:40what do they run out of pizza boys hon
10:43he's an actor oh he's an actor that makes it even better wow you are such a riot delilah just when
10:50i thought you couldn't get any dumber you proved me wrong what's that bud
10:53nothing we gotta get out of here wish you two the best
11:03hey asshole where's the child support
11:09don't worry booby i'll handle it you just focus on making the ka-ching
11:17i think i just wanted in my mouth all right i think i'm gonna get going but um i'll see you
11:21tomorrow for the date right yes yes yes our date see tomorrow
11:31girl you better tell me everything now
11:44no no no no you're not supposed to do that i'm a starving artist they have lint on their shirts
11:48i still think this is a harebrained idea
11:52dino this is the first time in my life where i can be a normal person nobody after my money
11:58or my status or what i can do for them
12:01delilah doesn't want anything from me she just wants me to play a role
12:06i do have to say it's nice to see you smile again
12:09yeah it's gonna be nice you'll see and you should take the night off take janice out to dinner on me
12:21hell no boss i'm keeping an eye on you from a distance no it'll be fine nobody will know who i am
12:27that may be the case but you're still one of the richest men in the world and i ain't taking any
12:31chances do not follow me yes boss later
12:51hey how are you i'm george i'm benji
12:54well hello hello hello there how are you i am very excited about our date i am looking forward to
13:05our date as well won't you come in ah yes thank you
13:11oh my
13:23bad plumbing is making the roof leak we have a lousy landlord ah but you look quite nice tonight
13:32why thank you george you look quite nice as well why are you guys acting so weird hi i'm roland
13:41the babysitter i think it's time for you to get going yes yes um yeah what if yeah
13:49that was so strange i know
13:57well that didn't go too well yeah no academy award for us
14:04maybe we should practice that sounds good yeah
14:07uh so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date
14:19yeah probably go eat i hear there's a nice italian restaurant around the corner
14:24yeah it's pretty good what are you gonna do
14:26uh same probably grab a bite to eat maybe hit a bookstore
14:33well that's just silly i mean why don't we go together
14:38sure sounds good
14:40okay
14:50so tell me why wedding dresses well ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to wear the dress
14:57mm-hmm be the bride yeah have my happy ending and then i eloped with andy and uh he had an affair
15:10and we got a divorce and now of course he hasn't paid a dime of child support my roof is leaking
15:18um my car is useless and i work in a diner
15:24so best laid plans i guess you know you should call my attorney friend he's helped me with some
15:35things in the past i think he can help you with this child support issue i would tell him that you're
15:41a friend of mine thank you yeah of course i will
15:44uh should probably get back from our date soon let's split the bill yeah sure uh split the bill
16:00check please
16:01hey bernard this is justin you're gonna be getting a call from a woman named delilah james
16:16long story short her ex is a piece of he won't pay child support and he works at la style but i
16:23can't fire him unless he might sue or he might figure out who i am so the least i can do is try to
16:28help get some money back from this douchebag from her and she can't know who i am she thinks my name
16:33is george thanks man hey dino yes boss let's buy delilah's building let's fix the roof on it sure
16:47thing oh while you're at it if you can buy her a car nothing too fancy though she's not that type of
16:52girl and keep everything anonymous you got it thank you what's going on someone about the building
17:06they're putting on a new roof what come on oh my god that's amazing right
17:22so
17:26so
17:28so
17:30so
18:40Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:53Delinquency of child support?
18:55Anyway...
19:15We need to talk.
19:21I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:32That's her address.
19:34Find me some dirt.
19:36I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am.
19:42You got it.
19:42Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:46Good work.
19:47I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun.
19:59We should, um...
20:00We should do it again sometime.
20:01I think we sounded really good.
20:05But we should practice some more.
20:08Just in case.
20:09Sure.
20:10That'd be great.
20:12Well, good night.
20:15Good night.
20:16Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:36Wait, what?
20:37Who?
20:37A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:43It says that you've won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:46I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:57Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:01Oh, my God.
21:04It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:08They gave me this to you as well.
21:13I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:16What's 10 minus 4?
21:25You know the answer to that.
21:28Dang.
21:32Ah, shoot.
21:34I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:36George, can you get it for me?
21:38Wallen's gonna call.
21:39Yeah, sure.
21:40No problem.
21:41Thanks.
21:46Mission accomplished.
22:15He's asleep.
22:21What?
22:24Nothing.
22:24I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:34I think that we should practice kissing.
22:56I think that we should practice kissing.
22:59I think that would be a good idea.
23:03It's okay.
23:17I think that we should interpret it.
23:55Oh, my God, George, wake up.
24:16The time.
24:18What?
24:18Ben, she's going to be up in five minutes.
24:20Wait.
24:21Oh, okay, yeah.
24:22Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front.
24:25And pretend that you're just surviving, and you're going to take Benji to school.
24:29Okay.
24:32Just go.
24:33Okay, okay.
24:34No, no, no.
24:35Go, go, go.
24:43Come on, finish up.
24:44We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:46Grab your bag.
24:50Come on.
24:50We're going to go.
24:51Okay.
24:56Hurry.
24:57Let's go.
24:57Okay.
25:02Hey.
25:04Hi.
25:04So, tell me something good.
25:17What'd you get?
25:18I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:18I ain't got nothing.
25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:25Zip.
25:25Zilch.
25:26Nada.
25:26How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug me.
25:33No.
25:33That, who it?
25:36Dammit.
25:37How dare she?
25:38Maybe we owe her a lot of money.
25:40Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:47Okay.
25:48This is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of them.
25:50If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay Charlotte's part.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean, us.
25:59Let me get this straight.
26:02What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
26:05Ow, damn it.
26:07Don't say it out loud.
26:08It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta...
26:10I mean, ow.
26:12All right.
26:12All right.
26:13I'll handle it.
26:14I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:19Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to her apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:38There we go.
26:46We're fucked.
26:47Come on, Rav.
26:49Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:52No.
26:54No.
26:55Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:07Everything all right?
27:08No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is it saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen.
27:23We all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27Rick and me.
27:30Rav, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:36And I know that you taking this pony kick is a big deal.
27:40And it is.
27:41But Messi misses sometimes.
27:44You know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
27:53And look, we are both proud of you,
27:56whether you make it or not.
27:58Thanks.
27:59Yeah.
28:00You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:06And look, we believe in you,
28:07but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:11Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:16I can do it.
28:21Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:23Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:38Oh, my God.
28:42Oh, my God.
28:43Yes, yes, yes.
28:47Okay, Boobie, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah?
28:53My, uh, company is opening up a third branch.
28:56And, uh, there's gonna be a big party next week.
28:59And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony.
29:02I'm...
29:03I'm actually with him now, so...
29:06With him?
29:09Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:15You see him out there acting on the field?
29:18Pretending to help Benji?
29:19I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:25Oh!
29:27Get your own kid, you freak.
29:29Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew.
29:34Okay, can we go?
29:35Let's go.
29:35Come on.
29:36Come on, let's go.
29:36I can't.
29:37I really fucking...
29:38I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:49And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52Hmm.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does.
29:55Hey, Harry, stop.
29:56Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
29:57Come on!
29:58Just...
29:59Please, don't do this.
30:00I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
30:04You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around.
30:06Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:09Fuck.
30:10Damn it.
30:12Listen, sorry.
30:13It ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look, you can just take the money.
30:32Dino!
30:32Thank God, man.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:35You okay?
30:36Okay.
30:37Okay.
30:38Wait, you two know each other?
30:43Uh, Dino is my cousin.
30:46Yeah.
30:49But he called you boss.
30:51Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:54He was a real bossy SOB.
30:57Yeah, that's right.
30:58I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
31:01Lucky coincidence.
31:03Yeah, very lucky.
31:04Thank you, Dino.
31:06Anytime.
31:07We should go.
31:09Come on.
31:12Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
31:16I think it will really scare him.
31:17I, um, I, um, I, uh, what?
31:24Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:27I think I would maybe...
31:31What's going on?
31:33I'm falling for you.
31:34I'm in love with you.
31:36No, you aren't.
31:40Yes, I am.
31:41And what's so wrong with that?
31:42Listen, George.
31:43You are something really good that's come into my life because of a silly idea that I had.
31:52Okay.
31:52The plan worked.
31:54Okay?
31:54Benji's fine.
31:56He thinks that we're in love.
31:57Yeah, because we are.
31:59No, we aren't.
32:00Yes, we are.
32:01No, love ruins everything.
32:03Okay?
32:05Love was not part of the deal here.
32:07Part of the deal?
32:08What about the other night?
32:11Hmm?
32:12The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
32:15Are you serious?
32:17Yeah.
32:20Whatever, Delilah.
32:21I did.
32:22I'm not that type of guy.
32:24But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:25Oh!
32:29I am not that kind of girl at all.
32:31And you better take that back.
32:32Delilah.
32:34Whatever.
32:35You know I'm gonna go.
32:38But...
32:39Hey, boss.
32:50How about I heat you up some soup?
32:52Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:53Man, women are nothing but trouble.
32:57You know, they think they know what they want.
33:00Then they get what they want, and that actually is not even what they wanted.
33:05And women are trouble.
33:06That's the bottom line.
33:07That's what I'm trying to say here.
33:08I'm sorry, man.
33:11No, it's fine.
33:12Dino, you should go home.
33:15Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
33:18Yes, sir.
33:19And you should cherish her.
33:21Yes, sir.
33:21Yeah.
33:22It's got a good one.
33:27It's got a good one.
33:27It's got a good one.
33:31It's got a good one.
33:38To keep pushing on the road.
33:41It's got a good one.
33:42Oh, you're taking me to keep putting getting your foot on.
33:47There's nothing in here.
34:17There's nothing in here.
34:27There's nothing in here.
34:42Tell me, what you got?
34:54I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:56I'm sorry.
34:57He had some goon there.
34:58He came out of nowhere's.
35:00What?
35:04They've seen my face.
35:05I gotta have to lay low for a while.
35:07You idiot!
35:08I told you to do one thing!
35:10Get out!
35:11I clearly have to do everything on my own!
35:14You should have saw it, I think the guy was.
35:16Idiot.
35:23Hey, sexy.
35:25Hey.
35:26What is it?
35:27What's wrong?
35:30Okay.
35:31I have to show you something.
35:34You can't laugh, okay?
35:36What?
35:37Of course.
35:38Anything for you, boobie.
35:41Cher, they're actually amazing.
35:48So you'll pitch it?
35:49Of course.
35:51Yeah.
35:52Yeah, it will.
35:53Thank you, boobie.
35:56Wow, incredible.
36:11Boobie, mama's in the mood.
36:35mood. Boopy! Mama wants some lovey-dovey. Boopy!
37:05George, please call me. I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:35George, please don't let this affect our friendship. Benji misses you. I miss you.
37:53Call me.
38:05Fine. Barone, seven o'clock. This better be important.
38:21Listen, I really need to talk with you. Can we get a coffee? Just a coffee.
38:29Okay. Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow. See you then.
38:40Uh, hey, Dino. Yes, boss.
38:43Hey, can you do me a solid? Can you follow Delilah? She's been acting a little strange.
38:48I kind of want to just know what's up. Consider it done.
38:54So what is this about?
38:59Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
39:03No.
39:07I've been thinking about us.
39:09Us.
39:11There is no us.
39:14But there is. There could be.
39:17When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:24We're a family.
39:27We're the perfect family.
39:29You've got to be kidding me.
39:34How dare you?
39:40How dare you?
39:42Sharon Boopy.
39:43This was not my idea.
39:46You're lying.
39:47You're trying to steal my man.
39:49I already told you.
39:50He's mine, you slut.
39:52Tell her.
39:53This was your idea.
39:54He wants us to get back together.
39:56Oh.
39:57I don't know what you're talking about.
39:59Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
40:01She said it was an emergency.
40:03Something about Benji.
40:04You coward.
40:05She grabbed my hand.
40:08She was begging me.
40:09It was pathetic.
40:11Okay.
40:21Take that, you slut.
40:23I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:26You're a worm.
40:29And you're fucking crazy.
40:32And this man does not pay his child support.
40:36Okay.
40:37Poopy.
40:38Don't even start.
40:39What the hell is this?
40:40You're embarrassing me.
40:41It's disgusting.
40:42Let's go.
40:43Let's go.
40:44Come on.
40:45Hey.
40:46Hey.
40:47Thank you for meeting with me.
40:48I'm happy to see you.
40:50Yeah.
40:51What do you want, Delilah?
40:53I've been thinking about us.
40:54About our conversation the other week and what you said.
41:08Look, I was wrong.
41:09I...
41:10What I said was wrong and I made a mistake.
41:13And I was confused.
41:14What do you mean you were confused?
41:15How was dinner last night?
41:17With Andy.
41:18What?
41:19I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:20How do you know about that?
41:21Ah.
41:22So you did have dinner with him.
41:23And you held hands.
41:24How romantic.
41:25Oh my god.
41:26Did you have me followed?
41:27You're not even denying it.
41:28I...
41:29I...
41:30I...
41:31What I said was wrong and I made a mistake.
41:32And I was confused.
41:33What do you mean you were confused?
41:34How was dinner last night?
41:35With Andy.
41:36What?
41:37I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:39How do you know about that?
41:41Ah.
41:42So you did have dinner with him.
41:44And you held hands.
41:46How romantic.
41:47Oh my god.
41:48Did you have me followed?
41:50You're not even denying it.
41:52God.
41:53I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:58Yeah.
41:59And then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
42:04Right.
42:05Yeah, right.
42:06And then I went home and I did some soul searching and I realized that I have feelings for you.
42:10But now I realize I was wrong.
42:13You're just an asshole.
42:15And you're just a lonely woman.
42:20Who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
42:25God.
42:26Oh!
42:27I hope I never have to see you again.
42:33Christ.
42:40Mom?
42:41Yeah, hon.
42:42Can I ask you a personal question?
42:45Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:46Where's George?
42:47George.
42:48You heard me.
42:49Where's George?
42:50Um.
42:51Didn't you have a fight?
42:53Well.
42:54Did you break up?
42:55Sometimes grown-ups, they have to make decisions.
43:00Well, it's okay.
43:01You broke up.
43:02Don't worry about it.
43:03I'm used to it.
43:04I'm sorry, Benji.
43:05I really am.
43:06I'm sorry, Benji.
43:07I really am.
43:08I really am.
43:09I'm sorry.
43:10I'm sorry.
43:11I'm sorry.
43:12You broke up.
43:13I'm sorry.
43:14I really am.
43:15I didn't break up.
43:16Did you break up?
43:17I'm sorry.
43:18Did you break up?
43:19Did you break up?
43:20Sometimes grown-ups, they have to make decisions.
43:23Well, it's okay.
43:24You broke up.
43:25Don't worry about it.
43:26I'm used to it.
43:29I'm sorry, Benji.
43:33I really am.
43:48What was in your car, George?
43:57Thank you for meeting with me.
43:59Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
44:02Um, are you here alone?
44:04Yeah, I snuck out.
44:05Mom's a rocker.
44:06Roland fell asleep on the couch.
44:07He does it every time.
44:09Don't tell Mom.
44:11Okay.
44:12I want to talk about Mom.
44:15Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:18Mom has been super sad.
44:21And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:23You know she loves you, right?
44:26Wait, what?
44:28I can tell.
44:30Benji, it's not what you think.
44:32Look, your mom hired me to...
44:36I know you've been pretending.
44:38What?
44:39I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
44:41so Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:44Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:46But...
44:47And you love her too.
44:48But there's some...
44:49So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans,
44:51and please get back together.
44:53Deal.
44:58Deal.
45:02Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
45:03What?
45:04What?
45:05A friend of a friend of an ex had the two sets of tickets
45:08to the Le Couture fashion style show,
45:10and I couldn't use them and get them to me!
45:13What?
45:14Wait, that is like huge.
45:16Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
45:19How are you?
45:21Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
45:23And guilt, baby, guilt.
45:28And guess who's going to be my date?
45:30Who?
45:31You silly!
45:32What?
45:33Yeah!
45:39Wait, those are my designs.
45:41What?
45:42Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:44You see?
45:46Oh my God, they do!
45:49We have to go.
46:03Boopy, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
46:13Ooh, I agree, Boopy.
46:16There they are.
46:21Ladies and gentlemen,
46:22before we end this magical show,
46:24we have a very special treat.
46:26Today, after years of secrecy,
46:28Le Style Couture will finally reveal its companies.
46:32owner, founder, and primary designer.
46:36Oh my God.
46:39We're fucked.
46:42Oh my God.
46:43Ladies and gentlemen,
46:44please put your hands together for none other than
46:47Justin Fitzgerald!
46:59Isn't that...
47:00Yes.
47:03George.
47:10Did you know about that?
47:11Yeah.
47:12He gave me the tickets.
47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:16Did you know about that?
47:17Yeah.
47:18He gave me the tickets.
47:19But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:21Not a secret, Milo.
47:22A surprise.
47:23Benji.
47:24Yeah.
47:25She almost had to kill Benji.
47:26Wow.
47:27I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:31You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
47:34Oh my God.
47:36Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:41And the truth is, I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:49The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
47:58Holy fuck.
47:59Damn it.
48:00This isn't fair.
48:01So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing
48:07of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
48:35Disgusting.
48:37Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say.
48:51And it is very important.
48:56Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say.
49:04And it is very important.
49:06Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:11Oh, baby.
49:12Oh, baby.
49:13Oh, baby.
49:14Oh.
49:16Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:40my wife. Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife? Yes. What? Yes. You will. I will.
50:10The clothing was disgusting. Terrible. Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency
50:23of child support and contempt of court. Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted
50:27murder. No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop. No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop. Oh,
50:33shut up, Sharon.
50:40I now pronounce you husband and wife. Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding
50:47love, but in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your
50:53truth, and your joy. Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected
51:00beginnings.
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