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00:00Lily, breakups at that age are so Bronte sisters, you know, I still feel a little of the pain of my first high school breakup.
00:09Well, it was only a few years ago. Give us some time.
00:13Kevin Moss. Yeah, he said he was into me, but it was just way too much.
00:20Guys, that may be my brand.
00:22That flower market can kiss my ass. It took so friggin' long, I'll barely have enough time to slap on a light coat of bronzer before she arrives.
00:32Before who arrives?
00:34Giuseppe's shrink mother is coming from Rome for a week, and I am not a fan of therapy.
00:38I tried it once. He had all these insights.
00:42Like, I need that.
00:43Tidy up! My future mother-in-law's on her way over from the Carlisle.
00:48So, at this point, I don't even know how I'm gonna get Lily out of bed,
00:52and with everything else that I have on my plate.
00:54It's the last thing I need is for my easy one to just have a breakdown.
00:57Why? What else do you have on your plate?
01:01Oh, my gosh, I wanted to show you this new ring.
01:03Ah, questo caffè così dolce.
01:07Piccolo e intimo.
01:10Il pane è un profumo, un vitante.
01:13Si, si.
01:13Oh, bene, look who's here.
01:16Mamma, I want you to meet my friends.
01:18Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda, this is my mother, Dottoressa Gianna Mato.
01:22Please, Angel, why so formal?
01:24We are all friends.
01:26Ladies, call me Gia.
01:27Oh, it's so nice to meet you, Gia, and your English is perfect.
01:31It should be.
01:32I was born in Buffalo.
01:34Made my escape at 19 to study painting in Florence.
01:37I was going to be the next Botticelli.
01:39The arrogance of a 19-year-old American, yes?
01:43But I fell in love.
01:45So here is my masterpiece.
01:48Oh, we love your son.
01:50Then I love all of you.
01:54This gorgeous man must be the Anthony I have heard so much about.
01:58Ciao, bello.
01:59I'm Gia.
02:00Ciao.
02:01Mamma, this is not Anthony.
02:03I hope his fancy, important, head-shrinker mama enjoys this fucking foliage.
02:09This is Anthony.
02:11Oh, I didn't know you were here.
02:13Ciao.
02:14I wanted to make the place look its best for you.
02:17I appreciate the effort.
02:18Now, please set that down.
02:20It must be heavy for a man of your size.
02:25Take it.
02:26Take it.
02:26I said take it.
02:28Uh, so, welcome.
02:30Uh, what should I call you?
02:31Mrs. Amato?
02:32Gianna?
02:33Mrs. Gianna?
02:34Mom?
02:34Mama?
02:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:36You may call me Dr. Ressa Gianna Amato.
02:40I'm afraid I made a very bad first impression.
02:45You have some makeup on your neck, yes?
02:53Yes.
02:53Hey, I think we should throw Charlotte a party for her birthday next week.
03:00Okay.
03:01Let's do it at my new place.
03:02I've been wanting to have a little housewarming there anyway.
03:05Well, actually, I think it, it should be a kind of bigger party.
03:10And I have all that space, plus you're working all next week, so, um, you know, just let me plan it.
03:17Okay.
03:18Well, it doesn't have to be a big thing, though.
03:20It's not her 60th.
03:21No, no, no, I know, I know, I know, I just, I just feel like she, she really needs to have some fun right now.
03:28Why?
03:29Is something wrong?
03:30Oh, no, what?
03:31What's wrong with Charlotte?
03:32Is she sick?
03:33Is that what's on her plate?
03:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, she's not, Charlotte isn't sick.
03:38Well, something is wrong, clearly.
03:40Are the kids okay?
03:42Yes, the kids are absolutely okay.
03:46Okay.
03:47Okay.
03:47And Harry, is he sick?
03:49Oh, my God.
03:52Harry's sick.
03:52No, no, no, Harry is not sick.
03:55Well, someone is sick.
03:56You just, like, froze when I asked him.
03:58It, it, it, it's, it's the dog.
04:00Richard Burton has dog cancer.
04:03He has an incurable tumor.
04:05Oh, no.
04:06And he's dying.
04:08Also, just don't say anything to her, because she's really, she doesn't want to, she's having a heart, doesn't want to talk about it.
04:15Okay, yes.
04:17We have to go all out and make sure it's fun.
04:20All the fun.
04:22Charlotte needs fun.
04:23Yes, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
04:26I live two blocks away, and today I was thinking, why am I taking an expensive dirty cab downtown to get my eyelash extensions when I can just walk into lattes and lashes?
04:40Why don't you just take an Uber?
04:43Here, let me take that.
04:46Your nails are really something.
04:50Don't they get in the way?
04:52The way of what?
04:53Can I just put your pad on your face, okay?
04:57Okay, ready?
05:00Here you go.
05:01You know, you don't have to rush.
05:05I have cleared two hours.
05:08Two hours?
05:09I got three people waiting, Ziva.
05:11Period.
05:12Three people waiting?
05:13Oh, so you must be really good at this.
05:16You are good at this, right?
05:18I'm the best.
05:19Hey, um, would you like to come to my friend Charlotte's birthday party?
05:27No, absolutely not.
05:29Deal breaker.
05:29Come on, it'll be fun.
05:31Anyway, that's the goal.
05:33Carrie told me that Charlotte's dog has cancer, so this party is supposed to lift her spirits.
05:39You buried the lead.
05:40God, that's awful.
05:43God, if something happened to my dogs, I simply don't think I could go on.
05:46Um, what's the poor pop's name?
05:50Um, Richard Burton.
05:53I would say something snide here, but I named mine Sappho and Socrates.
06:05Hello, you.
06:07She hates me, right?
06:08Giuseppe's mother?
06:09So nasty.
06:11Um, I, I think she was nice.
06:15Yeah, but, like, nice nasty, though, right?
06:19Like, duck, duck, goose.
06:20Nice to you.
06:20Nice to Char.
06:21Nasty to me.
06:22I hate to confirm your conspiracy theory, but, um, I am meeting Gia for lunch today.
06:30Gia?
06:31Now it's Gia?
06:32And it's lunch?
06:34Don't get mad.
06:35She invited me.
06:36We kind of hit it off the other day.
06:38Oh, of course you did, because you're not me.
06:41Oh, my gosh, Anthony, I have to get ready.
06:43I'm sorry, I gotta go.
06:44Go, go!
06:45Have lunch with your Gia.
06:46But put in a good word for me.
06:48What, you want me to pimp you out to his mom?
06:50You have to.
06:52I love him, he loves me, he loves her, and she hates me.
06:55And what's with the fancy ears and the accent?
06:57She's from Buffalo.
06:59Home with the chicken wing.
07:00All right, I'll try.
07:01Goodbye.
07:02So, yes, I write about love and men and women, so I'm always interested in other people's
07:10love stories.
07:12There's so much to say about Giuseppe's father and myself.
07:16Where to start?
07:17Well, I was 21, and his father was almost 50.
07:28Oh, shocking for America, but for Roma, not so much.
07:32But Alessandro was my first man, and after him, the only man I ever wanted.
07:39It's magical.
07:41Well, it wasn't all magic.
07:44My husband's teen children loathed me from day one.
07:51Nothing I did mattered, infuriating.
07:54So much so that I dropped art and dove headfirst into Freudian theory, just to try to figure
08:01out their psyche.
08:02Sorry, I shouldn't spout on about stepchildren, but I guess Sancerre is the gateway to truth.
08:10Not at all.
08:11Well, it's actually, it's very interesting.
08:13My boyfriend has children, and, um, it's complicated.
08:19Oh, so you're the enemy, too?
08:21No.
08:22No, no, no, I don't think.
08:24Well, maybe, with one.
08:29So, do you have any professional perspective to share?
08:35Don't waste years trying to be who you think they'll accept.
08:40But, inauthentic beings never win.
08:44Be yourself.
08:45That way, at least, they're meeting the real you.
08:48And just remember, it's always complicated when a new love enters an established dynamic.
08:54Hmm.
08:54Well, speaking of new loves, I would be remiss if I didn't tell you that Anthony is one of the most authentic and loving people I've ever known.
09:10Maybe I have him wrong.
09:12Well, how do you have him?
09:13I'd rather not say.
09:18Hi.
09:19Hi.
09:20Oh, my goodness.
09:23Absolutely.
09:23Yes.
09:25We have everything that's true.
09:27These are all the same...
09:29Harry?
09:34Harry!
09:37Harry!
09:39Harry!
09:39Uh...
09:42Hi, honey.
09:46What are you doing here?
09:48I'm buying Lily a life-is-an-over gift.
09:50What are you doing here?
09:52Harry.
09:53Oh, boy.
09:55Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
09:57Uh...
09:58I did not want you two to ever meet.
10:02Oh, Harry, do you want to tell her or should I?
10:05Tell me what, and bear in mind, I cannot hear any more bad news.
10:11Bonnie...
10:11is my personal shopper.
10:14She picks out all your gifts.
10:17Birthdays, anniversaries, Hanukkah.
10:19Bonnie, I would like you to meet your wife, Charlotte.
10:21Oh, hello.
10:23Nice to meet you.
10:25And you have beautiful taste.
10:27Uh, but I do not need a birthday gift this year.
10:29And you should be at home resting.
10:33That is what I told him.
10:36So brave.
10:39Well, any needs, I'm... I'm here.
10:42Charlotte, I love that you are wearing that blouse.
10:45I wasn't sure if it was too bold of a color for you.
10:47Huh.
10:54So brave.
10:56You...
10:56You told Bonnie.
11:00I had to tell somebody.
11:01It was driving me crazy.
11:02Do you know how hard it is not to talk to anybody about it?
11:05Do I?
11:06Yes, yes, I do.
11:07I think I do.
11:08You can tell Bonnie, and I can't tell my friends?
11:11Bonnie is at Bergdorf.
11:12She's not part of our lives.
11:14It's totally different, babe.
11:16It just is.
11:19Okay.
11:21Let's go home.
11:22Oh, damn.
11:23I wanted to get you the perfect birthday gift this year.
11:25Don't you mean Bonnie wanted to get me the perfect birthday gift this year?
11:29What, you want another Van Cleef and our pal's lucky animal dog clip?
11:32Because that's me without Bonnie, okay?
11:34Okay.
11:35Come on.
11:36Well, to what do I owe this?
11:48What?
11:49Wait a minute.
11:50What's happening?
11:50What?
11:51Why is your left eye smaller than your right eye?
11:54Cute story.
11:54I was just at Union Square Cafe trying to land a big client, and my cheap-ass eyelashes started
12:02to molt.
12:03Well, what's cute about that?
12:04Nothing.
12:05Day drinking is required.
12:08Uh, champagne or rosé?
12:11Champagne?
12:12Hey, stranger.
12:14What are we celebrating?
12:15Clearly not you finally finishing Carrie's yard.
12:19Well, good things take time.
12:22You wanna, you wanna come outside and sit?
12:23Oh.
12:24I don't do dirt.
12:26Seema's having a challenging day, which is even more reason for her to attend Charlotte's
12:30birthday party.
12:31Did you just backdoor me a party invite?
12:33I most certainly did, because I need this party to be fun, and no one's more fun than you.
12:37I'm fun.
12:38Well, fun, Adam, would you like to join us for a drink Saturday night?
12:43I would.
12:44Yeah, we'll both be there.
12:45Right, Seema?
12:47Oh.
12:48Well, it depends what I'm doing Thursday and Friday.
12:50Wait, your left eye's a little red.
12:53Well, of course it is.
12:54I started taking caps the first time in years and beyond being so unsexy.
12:58I think they gave me whatever this is.
13:02It's a loose eyelash.
13:04Ooh.
13:05May I?
13:06It's clean.
13:07Mm-hmm.
13:08Make a wish and blow.
13:18I wish Carrie's yard was finished.
13:20Are you gonna blow?
13:22Don't let me call HR.
13:24Okay.
13:24I'll blow for you.
13:33Gonna turn the water off soon.
13:34I seen you.
13:34Well, what was that?
13:39Nothing.
13:40Sure felt like something.
13:42Well, he's got a yogi girlfriend somewhere.
13:45And I am way too busy building a fake company to be building a fake relationship.
13:52If you say so.
13:53That's great.
13:55You can just put them, you know, against the wall and the...
13:57Oh, here they are.
13:58You guys can decide what's the best...
14:00Oh.
14:02Did someone order fun?
14:04God.
14:05Miranda, those are, um, wow, gosh, those are very pink.
14:09Her favorite color.
14:10Oh.
14:11Where do you want the karaoke machine?
14:13I can't carry.
14:14Um, is not here an option?
14:16I told you.
14:17You rented a karaoke machine?
14:20No, I bought it.
14:21It was cheaper.
14:22You said All Out.
14:24Nothing says All Out like balloons and karaoke.
14:27Ah!
14:29Isn't it great?
14:30They have confetti in them.
14:32Oh.
14:32I'm here to apologize in advance because tonight there will be...
14:44Wait.
14:46Wait.
14:47Those are my pages.
14:48Are you reading...
14:49Are you reading my chapter right now?
14:51Just finished.
14:53It's brilliant.
14:56That opening sentence?
14:58The woman wondered what she'd gotten herself into.
15:01It just stopped me dead in my tracks.
15:03Really?
15:04Oh, my God, I'm so relieved.
15:05And the way it flows is so propulsive.
15:08Well, you may want to stop complimenting me because I came to tell you that tonight there
15:13will be noise upstairs.
15:15A lot of noise.
15:17Like, um, karaoke, birthday, cosmopolitan's level noise.
15:22Oh, I see.
15:23So, instead of gifting you a hotel room, which I did consider, I'm begging you to join us.
15:30And if, um, you know, you have any critique, bad or, you know, I suppose good, uh, you
15:36can tell me over a drink and karaoke.
15:40Regrettably, karaoke.
15:43I love karaoke.
15:46Well, that, my friend, is what they call in the biz a plot twist.
15:51Oh, Carrie, the caterer's here.
15:56Oh, already?
15:57Yeah.
15:57Oh.
15:59Whoops.
16:01Here, let me.
16:10Oh, hi.
16:11Here, let me help.
16:12Oh, okay.
16:14Is that good?
16:15Perfect.
16:16Great.
16:16But, do I have to come?
16:22Well, no, honey.
16:23I guess you don't have to come.
16:27Okay, Rock.
16:28So, we're leaving in 20.
16:33Get up.
16:35Mom said I didn't have to.
16:36She obviously didn't mean it.
16:39Lily, Mom's going through something.
16:41I saw her sobbing in the pantry yesterday.
16:43She's been totally stressed lately and needs us there.
16:46Mom doesn't want me there like this.
16:48It's not even a big birthday.
16:49You make Mom treat every one of your birthdays like they're big ones.
16:53The My Little Pony-themed eighth birthday with actual ponies.
16:56Your Fortnite 14th.
16:58The super weird, ironic Little Mermaid-themed 17th at the South Street Seaport.
17:03The least we can do is be there.
17:05I can't.
17:06Get out of the fucking bed, Ariel.
17:13For anybody in the audience who's got a birthday today, happy birthday to you.
17:19Smile.
17:20Over here, Mr. Burton.
17:21Okay, maybe we should stop and take a picture of the whole family.
17:24Lily, come on.
17:25Mom, what's the photo?
17:26Okay.
17:26Maybe later.
17:27Okay, well, why don't you at least sit up?
17:29Because someone else will want to sit on the sofa, too.
17:32Uh, nope.
17:33Uh, hold on.
17:34Do over with Charlotte and Richard Burton.
17:36He didn't look at the camera.
17:38Oh, uh, okay.
17:39Rock, I guess we're out.
17:40Okay.
17:41Hey.
17:42Who's a Richard Burton mommy's birthday is today?
17:47Hello.
17:48I'm guessing from the proprietary heft of your door swing that you must be Carrie.
17:52Oh, yes, I am.
17:53Is my swing hefty?
17:55It is.
17:55I'm Joy, Miranda's friend.
17:57Oh, hello.
17:59Hey.
18:00Hey.
18:00As you can see, Carrie, we're a little more than friends.
18:06Ah, yes, I already knew.
18:07She kisses and tells her I'll take that.
18:09Oh, thanks.
18:11Ah, quite the vocabulary.
18:13Impressive.
18:14Come this way.
18:15You have to meet the birthday girl.
18:17Oh, my God.
18:18Is this Joy?
18:19It is Joy.
18:21This is Charlotte.
18:22What a festive little hat.
18:24Oh, yes.
18:25Yes, it is.
18:25And meet the rest of my family.
18:27This is Harry and Rock, and that's Lily over there.
18:30Oh, look at you.
18:32And I'm out again.
18:33Oh, I heard all about this living legend from Miranda.
18:37Well, she was very adamant that I bring him tonight.
18:41Well, naturally, you really have to spend every moment you have left with him.
18:44I wouldn't let him leave my side.
18:47She's a real dog person.
18:50Happy birthday.
18:52Hi.
18:53You made it.
18:55Oh, and you brought Henry.
18:56I invited him.
18:57Dude.
18:58Dude.
18:58Harry, my man.
19:00Oh, I am a person at the party.
19:02How you doing?
19:03No way.
19:05They have a Girden Pro with touchscreen tablet karaoke.
19:08Oh, they have karaoke.
19:10Oh, they have karaoke.
19:13I had a dream my life would be
19:18So different from this hell I'm living
19:24Oh, honey, he does not want my life.
19:26He's either like 14 or 90.
19:30Last year's school play.
19:32Oh.
19:32Oh, life's guilt.
19:35The dream I dream.
19:40Oh, life's guilt.
19:41Oh, life's guilt.
19:43Wow.
19:47Um...
19:48Okay.
19:49We have a whole list of fun-op non-French revolution-themed party songs.
19:55Please tell your son not to go again.
19:57Oh, now he's my son?
19:59He's singing karaoke.
20:00He's your son.
20:01That's too much.
20:02Who is next?
20:03I could go again.
20:06Oh, yeah.
20:07Well...
20:08I'm hopelessly devoted to you.
20:14Thank you for inviting me, Charlotte.
20:16Oh, thank you.
20:17I need a little pick-me-up.
20:19My trainer, Mateo, is moving back to Portugal.
20:22Now who will I pulse and squeeze with?
20:24Welcome.
20:38I'm so glad you could come.
20:39Come on.
20:40Thanks, Carrie.
20:41Okay.
20:43I'm having a...
20:44Of course.
20:48Anthony, what's wrong?
20:49We brought Maleficent with us.
20:51If it comes up, I'm 49.
20:54Okay, I'm 53.
20:5658, final offer.
20:58Charlotte, you remember Giuseppe's mother, Dottoressa Gianna Amato.
21:04Charlotte, please call me Gia.
21:06Of course.
21:07Welcome.
21:10If it comes up, I was never married.
21:12Okay, neither was I.
21:14Oh, my.
21:15So handsome.
21:17I guess it's true what they say.
21:19When God closes a door, he opens a dreamy window.
21:26I'm going to have to send out apology notes.
21:34Henry!
21:36Again!
21:38Three times in a row.
21:40I didn't expect this to turn into a full-blown one-boy cabaret.
21:46But here we are.
21:48Henry, have some cake.
21:52I think it's time for our little girls just want to have fun.
21:56Am I right?
21:57Just when you think it couldn't get worse.
22:00Uh, let's have some fresh faces up here.
22:03Uh, let me see.
22:05Where are my girls at?
22:07Come and join me.
22:08She's singing.
22:09Please don't know if she can't see me.
22:10Let me see.
22:10Let me see.
22:11Carrie!
22:12Yes?
22:13Come on over.
22:14We want Charlotte to have some fun, right?
22:17Oh, gosh.
22:19No, but I'm just, I'm too busy hosting.
22:21Does anybody, anybody need anything?
22:23No, thanks.
22:24Um, Charlotte!
22:25B-Day girl, come on!
22:29Uh, like we used to back in the day.
22:33No, thank you, Miranda.
22:34I'm fine.
22:36Okay.
22:37Okay.
22:38Who could we...
22:38Hey, Lily.
22:41Come on and join me up here.
22:43Huh?
22:43Come on.
22:44Girls just want to have fun, am I right?
22:46Come on.
22:47Am I right, Lily?
22:48Am I right?
22:49Girls just want to be left alone.
22:50Oh, sorry.
22:51Okay.
22:51No, no one wants to sing now, so let's do gifts.
23:02Girls just want to open gifts, am I right?
23:05Uh, we're gonna do gifts now.
23:08I didn't bring a gift, did you?
23:09I have a rule.
23:10I don't get gifts for anyone who owns in New York.
23:13I brought a candle just in case.
23:15Great.
23:16Put my name on it.
23:17Ooh, mine too.
23:18We can't put three names on a $40 re-gifted candle.
23:21Or can we?
23:22Mm-mm.
23:23Mm-mm.
23:24Why?
23:24No.
23:25Just do it.
23:28Shut up.
23:29Well, what the pirates of Park Avenue is that?
23:34And since when does Louis Vuitton make an eye patch?
23:39They don't.
23:40It used to be a fanny pack, but I was desperate.
23:42Aren't you handy?
23:43The eye doctor said I had to cover it for a week thanks to that infection from that lowbrow eyebrow
23:48technician.
23:49Oh, ho, ho, hee, hee, me fashionable, matey.
23:54Hmm.
23:55This was caused by you.
23:57Sticking your dirty finger into my eye, if you had worked a little quicker and finished
24:02the garden before I stopped by, we could have avoided an injury.
24:06Yeah, you're gonna make me whoop the plank, captain.
24:09Oh, Lulu, should we take the cake out so it's room temp before we cut it?
24:12Sure.
24:12Oh, thanks.
24:14Oh, and, um, we need more champagne.
24:17You got it.
24:17Okay, thank you.
24:18Bring out more champagne.
24:20Ooh, I think I'm gonna need something a bit stronger than that, darling.
24:23Oh, it came.
24:24Well, I thought your karaoke warning was a bit dramatic, but it turns out you're exactly
24:29right.
24:30Show tunes carry straight down through the floorboards.
24:33And here's the next one.
24:34Oh, oh, oh, that's mine.
24:35That one's for me.
24:37I said no gifts!
24:38I'm afraid I'd come a giftless.
24:40Oh, I, uh, I actually have no idea what is happening.
24:45This has somehow turned into some sort of strange birthday baby shower mashup.
24:50Oh, would you care to join me on the back terrace for a smoke?
24:56Oh, I thought you were asking me to join you on the back terrace to jump off.
25:01Oh, it's beautiful!
25:04Where the fuck is it?
25:06I didn't know if it was maybe a big birthday.
25:09No, no, no, no.
25:11Well, it's impossible to tell these days.
25:13Everyone looks so good.
25:15I know a woman, 80, whose face is only 50.
25:19Yeah, she wears a turtleneck swimsuit in the pool, but, you know, the face, gorgeous.
25:25I've been thinking.
25:27And I'd like to know more about you and your business, Anthony.
25:30Oh, well, okay, that's nice.
25:34Ask away.
25:35So, you are selling sex, yes?
25:39Uh, no, I'm selling bread.
25:41Yes, bread.
25:42But with a bulge, the uniform is all about sex, yes?
25:46Well, I think it's more about fun.
25:49Just, it's just fun.
25:51So, you think sex is just about fun?
25:55Interesting.
25:57You seem nervous.
26:00Of course I'm nervous.
26:02I want you to like me.
26:03Oh, interesting.
26:07It transported me to New York.
26:09And then I realized, wait, I'm in New York.
26:13But the period motif, which is impossible, mind you, I think you're really onto something.
26:21Because it's such a modern sensibility, but it's anchored in this completely grounded and beautifully detailed tableau.
26:31The woman, she's vibrant and she's completely alive.
26:41I'm serious.
26:42I think you should be really proud.
26:43That's mine.
26:52That was so unnecessary of you.
26:55What did you get her?
26:56Well, I spoke to my vet and they suggested CBD treats because they're supposed to be really good for terminal stage pets.
27:02So, I just got the whole lot.
27:03No, no, no, no.
27:04You're not supposed to know about the dog.
27:06It's a secret.
27:07Well, maybe, just maybe, you should have given me that very important information a little bit earlier.
27:13Oh, I, um, excuse me, sorry.
27:15Oh, sorry, I'm so sorry.
27:17Um, I just realized just in this moment that I've given you the wrong present.
27:22I'm so sorry.
27:23Silly me.
27:24I'm going to another party tomorrow.
27:26Sorry.
27:27Here.
27:28Oh.
27:29Now I'm officially getting embarrassed.
27:32Oh, a candle.
27:33That's from Anastasia and me.
27:35And my gift will be a song.
27:38Okay.
27:40Do I love you, my oh my.
27:45Yeah, river deep, mountain high, yeah.
27:50Harry, I just wanted you to know that when the unthinkable happens, of course Charlotte will be devastated by the loss.
28:00But we'll be there for her.
28:01Okay.
28:05And that is not a re-winner.
28:15There you are.
28:16Come here.
28:17Did you tell Miranda about my situation?
28:20Of course not.
28:21You asked me not to tell anyone.
28:23That's what you asked.
28:24I thought maybe you told Miranda because I told Bonnie.
28:27Well, there's no way I could follow Janis Joplin over there.
28:33Still, I did pick a song that I love.
28:36But it's a duet.
28:40So would you do me the honor?
28:44Yeah.
28:47Tell me something, boy.
28:50You know how I said I was a fan of karaoke?
29:00Um, I was.
29:02Until very recently.
29:03Excuse me.
29:15Carrie, could I talk to you for a second?
29:16Sure.
29:17Yes.
29:17Yes.
29:22What?
29:22What's up?
29:23Did you tell Miranda about Harry being sick?
29:26No.
29:28I would never.
29:29Well, she says something to him about when the unthinkable happens.
29:34Oh.
29:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
29:37Miranda almost guessed that Harry was sick, so I told her that, um, Richard Burden had an
29:43incurable tumor.
29:44Oh, no.
29:47This is almost worse.
29:51In the sha-sha, sha-la-la-la-lo.
29:57Can I have another one, please?
30:00I think it's so...
30:02What is the word I am looking for?
30:06Tragic, maybe.
30:08When someone older lusts after someone younger.
30:11What do you think about that, Anthony?
30:15Oh.
30:16You don't want to know what I'm thinking.
30:18Gia.
30:22Oh.
30:23Oh.
30:25Oh.
30:26I'm on the deep end.
30:28Watch as I dive in.
30:31It's not about you.
30:33Miranda thinks that Mr. Burton has an incurable tumor.
30:36That's almost worse for you.
30:38Why does she think that?
30:40Carrie told her that to stop her from learning about you.
30:44And yes, I'm sorry.
30:46I told Carrie.
30:48I had to.
30:48I was going crazy trying to keep all this to myself.
30:52Okay.
30:53Come on.
30:56Come on.
30:57I'm so nervous.
30:59What?
31:01Mm-hmm.
31:02Okay.
31:03Enough with this whisper down the lane.
31:05Richard Burton is not dying.
31:06Wait.
31:06What?
31:07Is the dog sick?
31:07No, he's fine.
31:09I have prostate cancer.
31:12Oh, my God.
31:13Harry.
31:14But, but, but, but, but.
31:14We caught it early.
31:16I'm having surgery next week.
31:17They say it will be fine.
31:19The real tragedy here is that I asked my lovely, devoted wife to keep it secret from her best friends.
31:25That was not smart.
31:26It was not fair.
31:28So now you can talk about it and then maybe she can breathe over it.
31:35Best birthday gift ever.
31:37So, taxi cabs are not sexy and city buses are, I don't know.
31:46Oh, have you ever, you ever been in a pedicab?
31:51Uh-uh.
31:52Oh, wow.
31:53Times Square, you got gridlocked tourists, Jay-Z's, Empire State of Mind, blasting through shitty speakers right into your ear.
32:04I had to get out of the cab.
32:06I, I laid right there on Broadway.
32:07I said to the driver, dude, just run me the fuck over.
32:12Oh, great.
32:14An eyepatch and a snort.
32:15You were a real catch.
32:16Oh, this must be so refreshing.
32:20I'm sure your yoga lady doesn't snort.
32:24Actually, um, there is no more yoga lady.
32:28I did things with her when I smelled your perfume that first time.
32:34Oh.
32:37I'm just going to grab some fresh drinks.
32:46Okay.
32:54Mama, we should go.
32:55You have an early flight.
32:55I want to stay.
32:57For how long?
32:58Because I really need to go somewhere and crawl into a hole.
33:01Oh, no, not stay here.
33:03Stay in New York for another week.
33:05But why?
33:06You, you hate New York.
33:07But I love my boy.
33:09Did you enjoy the party?
33:11Too much singing for my taste.
33:12Shall we?
33:13Oh, oh, no.
33:14Oh, excuse me.
33:16Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:17Hold on there, Captain Jacqueline Sparrow.
33:20You're not leaving.
33:22He's available.
33:23Mm-hmm.
33:24I've got an eyepatch.
33:25So I'm Irish.
33:26Goodbye.
33:26But see, you're telling me.
33:28So technically, that doesn't really qualify as an Irish goodbye.
33:31Fine.
33:32It's true.
33:32I'm Indian.
33:33Goodbye.
33:34Okay.
33:34He might be just drunk enough to forget this ever existed.
33:38Okay, this goes out to the girl who has the most beautiful eye I've ever seen.
33:46Her hair is hollow gold, her lips are a sweet surprise.
34:02Her hands are never called.
34:04She's got Betty Davis eyes
34:08She'll turn her music on ya
34:11You won't have to think twice
34:15She's pure as New York snow
34:19She's got Betty Davis eyes
34:23And she'll tease you, she'll unneeds you
34:30All the better just to please you
34:34She's cautious
34:35And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
34:42She's got red eyeballs stand on her side
34:46She's got Betty Davis eyes
34:50She'll let you take her home
34:58That's her appetite
35:01Maybe a taxi can be sexy
35:06She got Betty Davis eyes
35:10She'll take a tumble on you
35:13Roll you like you were dice
35:16Trying to resist a pun here
35:19But it was a total joy to meet Joy
35:23Oh yeah
35:24Isn't she great?
35:27Yeah
35:27It just feels so, I don't know, effortless
35:31Amazing
35:33I think people enjoyed the karaoke
35:37Sure, if that's the story you're telling yourself
35:40It is
35:41And now you have your own karaoke machine for all your future party needs
35:45Oh yes you do
35:46I do not have room in my apartment
35:49And you have all this space for a party, remember?
35:52Mmm
35:53I think Charlotte had a fun time
35:56Oh she did, I'm so glad
35:57Yay, us
35:59And you and Duncan seemed to be having fun as well
36:05Kind of caught a little vibe there
36:07So are you across the room laughing and sipping his drink?
36:10Yes, I laughed and I sipped a drink, what are you saying?
36:12Wait, are you upset?
36:19I don't understand what's happening right now
36:21We were just doing a fun little party debrief
36:24Miranda, I'm in a relationship
36:26Well of course you are
36:27I was just saying it was nice to see you having fun
36:30I don't have fun
36:31I'm not saying anything is going on
36:36It's just
36:38You know what?
36:40Never mind
36:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no
36:42Don't, don't, don't, don't do that
36:44It's just
36:45What?
36:48It's just
36:49Sometimes it seems like
36:51Like you're working so hard
36:55With Aiden
36:56Well, yes
37:00I guess I am
37:01Not all relationships are effortless
37:05Yes
37:06I got it
37:08I know
37:11Joy and I have only been together for
37:14For what?
37:14A few weeks?
37:16A month
37:17Well that's great
37:18Aiden and I are over 20 years in
37:20And it's complicated right now
37:22So yes, maybe
37:23I laughed and had a sip of scotch
37:26I am allowed to laugh and sip scotch
37:29Of course you are
37:30That's what I'm saying
37:31No, that's not what you're saying
37:32What are you really saying?
37:34Nothing, just
37:35The woman wondered what she had gotten herself into
37:39It's in your book
37:41Well I know it's in my book
37:43How do you know it's in my book?
37:45You left it here this afternoon
37:46And I picked it up to move for the caterer
37:50And I glanced at it
37:52Was I not supposed to read it?
37:55I wrote that months ago
37:56Like months and months ago
37:58So you're not confused now?
38:00It's fiction
38:01It's set in 1846
38:03Oh
38:04Well I didn't read that far
38:06So it's not you?
38:11Well I'm glad
38:12I'm sorry
38:16I said those silly things before
38:18I was really
38:20Hey, the trash is all out
38:22I'd use your neighbor's cans too
38:24Do you need me to do anything else?
38:26No
38:27No
38:28I think we're all good
38:29Yeah, we're good
38:30We're good, right?
38:35We're good
38:35Okay
38:36Okay, well we should head out
38:42Do you know anybody who wants a top of the line karaoke machine?
38:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no
38:47You gave me that
38:49For another party
38:51Okay
38:52Hey, fun party
38:54That Henry kid
38:55He loves a ballad, huh?
38:56Oh my god
38:57Oh my god
38:58That was crazy
39:00Good night
39:02Good night, good night, good night
39:03Good night
39:04Oh, wait, wait, wait
39:07Here
39:08Take one of these
39:10Thank you
39:11You're welcome
39:12Love you
39:13Love you, too
39:24The woman held on to what she knew to be true
39:39Everything's fine, Shu
39:41It's fine
39:43Apparently, you don't know
39:46So even if I could
39:49Would it go back?
39:50Well
39:51Thinking about the beat
39:52I'll see you
39:53Baby
39:54Love you
39:55Love you
39:55Be
39:56Love you
39:57Bye
39:57Love you
39:58And
40:00Take one
40:00Two
40:01known
40:01Operations
40:01And
40:02So
40:03My
40:03Listen
40:04tees
40:04You
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